User blog:Kenzen11/Funny Status Updates.

You have a face book and update your status well here are funny ones i have thought of-*...is looking out the window watching the pixies argue with the gnomes...it's not pretty
 * Is at at the corner of Bored and Out of My Mind!
 * cant focus, I think I may have A.A.A.A.D.D = Age acquired adult attention defaecate disorder! ;p
 * my friends are the kind of people that if my house was burning down they would be there toasting marshmallows and flirting with the firefighters.
 * Next time someone says Rock beats Paper I will through a rock at them while they hold paper up to defend themselves
 * is in the mood to push someone down the stairs, hit them over the head with a fire extinguisher then berry the body under the garden patio
 * Facebook: Because everyone wants to stalk their friends! :D
 * is Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes
 * Day by day the garden gnomes are stealing my sanity!
 * thinks I just found the most humorous word in the English dictionary... Arachibutyrophobia. (Look it up!)
 * You should hear the things that the voices in my head are saying today! Well, maybe you shouldn't!

And No More.....Yet.