Total Drama Author 4

A lot of people think that they are great authors. Over half of these people are mediocre. This is not only a camp where people are getting their writing skills improved but they are competing to be the best author.... Who will prove that they have the skills? Who will crumble under the pressure? Who will rise to the occasion?

'''This... is... TOTAL! DRAMA! AUTHOR! 4!!!'''

How It Works

 * 1) Two teams of nine people each will be constructed.
 * 2) The teams will compete in challenges. (i.e. Write a story where Lindsay and Tyler break up OR write a story where Beth suddenly becomes popular OR write a story about the contest itself.)
 * 3) Sunshine and Chimmy will read and judge the stories, and determine which team wins.
 * 4) The winning team is invincible!
 * 5) Sunshine/Chimmy (Whoever judged the losing team) will pick whoever was the best author on the team that week.
 * 6) The best person on the losing team will pick two of their teammates to be up for elimination.
 * 7) The bottom two will give reasons to stay in the game.
 * 8) Nalyd will determine who goes home (The only guarantee that one is safe is if they're on the winning team, or they win an individual challenge).
 * 9) Repeat the above steps.
 * 10) Later in the game, there will be a merge, and the two teams will become the Best-Sellers.
 * 11) More challenges, stories, elimination.
 * 12) One author will be left and will be declared the best author ever!!

Contestants
This season eighteen contestants will compete. It is requested that people provide an avatar of themselves on the talk page. The first challenge will be up next Sunday. Sign-ups are closed!

Writing Gophers

 * 1) Cards777- I did good last season!!
 * 2) COKEMAN11 (PWNAGE)
 * 3) Darkdonpatch (I am here to improve my writing skills)
 * 4) GM -(Hopefully I can win adminship)
 * 5) KoopaKidJr.- Time to put my writing skills to the test!
 * 6) Turnertang- Ready to get fourth place again!
 * 7) Weblykinly (i expect to get pass the first couple of eliminations then fail, this is going to be fun!)
 * 8) YoshiPerson (This should be fun! I love writing! All I beed is the time to do it... (XD))

Typing Bass

 * 1) Jason. -My first time!
 * 2) Kenzen - Bring it on, Wait is that a bull dont bring it on ahh*runs away from the bull*
 * 3) NIzzy (NIzzy is back! XD)
 * Shane - I want to show you all that I can write!
 * 1) Tdafan123-I`ve improved my wirting,so I`m ready
 * 2) Tyedye Oh my god! I'm on a TDAuthor! Expect me to fail! (Also expect occasional British English spelling, Britain is just awsome like that XD)

Eliminated

 * Anonymos- I've made my decision! I'm competing, so ya'll better watch out, cause nobody's going to stand in my way this time
 * Ezekielguy-Bring...it.
 * Tdifan1234-Maybe I'll get farther in this season than last.... XD
 * Benthegame-Finally in. I'm goin all the way!

Elimination Table
Color Code:

[User] = Writing Gopher

[User] = Typing Bass

WIN = Won that week's challenge

BOW = Was the best of the worst/nominator that week

SAFE = Was not eliminated that week

NOM = Was in nominated but was not eliminated

OUT = Was eliminated

1 Anonymos was on the winning team, but dropped out.

Week One Chat
* scene opens up to an epic stadium*

Announcer:Welcome to...TOTAL! DRAMA! AUTHOR! 4! *contestants come out of opening in dome to thunderous applause, but the backdrops fall over, revealing a random mess hall, and Sunshine playing a track of applause*

Nalyd: ...I said a big, giant stadium, Chimmy! What did you do?

Chimmy:How would you spend 2 bucks?! (XD)

Nalyd: *brings everyone into a library* You will all be staying here in the library for the next give or take sixteen weeks! FOUR MONTHS OF WRITING! Have fun. *leaves and goes to office*

Anonymos: Fortunately for me, those four months won't be anywhere near the period of time when I have to leave for the annual three weeks.

GM: Well, hi!!

NIzzy: Hiya guys!

GM: Hi NIzzy!!! *goes around and greets himself to everyone* (XD)

Turnertang: I'm back everyone! (Does a handstand)

Chimmy:*hops in* Hey, guys! Hey, I actually recognize most of you this time! (XD)

Shane: Um, hi guys! *starts to read a book*

GM: Hey, Shane!!!

Cards: Hey guys!! I'm ready to write!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I thought I should do that now! Chimmy, are we going to have to write around Christmas????

Shane: Hey GM! I can't wait to start this. Hopefully, it's not due today.

Dark:*a diffent bus comes in and Dark comes out with his staright jacket and black angel wings* um can someone get my things?

Koops: Oh. My. GOD!!!

Dark: WhaT?

NIzzy: O.o

Dark: Fine i am suppose to be a darker clone of this pixie named um Brightshine Pasta.

Cards: *points at Dark* HI!!!!!!!!! *releases Dark from straight jacket*

Chimmy:Sorry, guys, IDK when the challenge will be up! :(

Dark:Okay oh do you guys know any pixis here because i am suppose to be a clone of one it's called or close to Brightshine Pasta?

Chimmy:Oh, you mean Sunshine! ^^. Yeah, she's co-co-hosting! (XD)

Dark: Sunshine? hmmm no wonder i am the dark angel of here (Dark angel: born at the same time as the pixie is the copy of it but bears no relationship or DNA to each other but the same age as it and hair color(kinda).Did i just gave out the Dark Angel thing?

Chimmy:Yup! (XD)

Dark-Meh,I am already got out of Demon Angel Jail so i am loose out in this place luckily they cant catch me here.

Cards: I have a question Chimmy, on the rules when it says that the only guarantee that you are safe is if you win invincibility or if your team wins, but if you are the best author on the losing team, and you pick 2 authors to be put up for elimination, doesn't that mean that the best author on the losing team is safe too?

Tdafan:*arrives*Hey everyone!Great to be back!

NIzzy: Fan of TDA! Nice to see you!(XD FAIL)

Cards: HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chimmy:IDK Cards, I don't really know how this thing works yet...but I assume you would be!

Tdafan:Well,hopefully I can get to the merge this season

Chimmy:Well, since I'm a host, I'm not supposed to be picking favorites, but...all of you have a great shot!

Tdafan:I can`t wait for the challenge!

Dark: I hope there is no Harold voting this season *what you think i dont live in the human world well i live in a apartment).

Tdafan:I just realized TBTDIF isn`t here.He should,he`s a great author

Cards: I thought he was signed up, but he missed sign-ups.

Tdafan:*high fives Cards*Whats up dude!Glad you could make it!

Dark: *trying to meditate but cant concentrate* UGH! I thought this was a library why is it so loud?

NIzzy: *pokes Dark* XD

Tdafan:I`m gonna go unpack*goes to wherever they stay*

Cards: *pokes Dark with NIzzy*

Tdafan:*pokes Dark*This is better than cable!(XD)

Cards: *pokes Dark with NIzzy* Let's play a game!! To play, you first state your username, and a made-up hobby!! I'll go first!! My username is Cards777, and my hobby is poking things with a stick!! (LOL XD!!!!!!) (Wizards of Waverly Place reference)

Tdafan:I`m Tdafan123 and I like to eat computers(LOL)

NIzzy: I'm NIzzy and I like visting mental hospitals. (XD)

GM: I'm GM and I like pie. (XD)

Tdafan:Ummm,now what?

NIzzy: EVA CLOUD! *runs away* (Good times XD)

GM: Let's state our username and say something we don't do.

Dark: I am Dark i Write in the Death Note *Grabs both TDAfan and NIzzy and thorws them*

Cards: I'm Cards777, and I don't jump off cliffs!! I don't push people off cliffs either! Or do I? (XD)

GM: I'm GM and I don't do anything. (XD)

NIzzy: I'm NIzzy and I don't do math homework XD

Shane: I'm Shane and I don't do buttons, I HATE buttons. IDK why but I just do.

Jason: I'm Jason and I get confused easily...wait, huh?

Tdafan:*goes into Nalyds office and does prank calls*Hello,you just won a million dollars*pause*No,this isn`t Tdafan123 this is...321nafadt(XD)*pause*No,I`m not interested in any Christmas ornaments,thank you(LOL)

Sunshine: *bursts out of Nalyd's epic office* FINALLY!!! I've been locked in there since the end of last season!!! (XD)

Dark: Your Sunshine *bursts out laughinh* Your the pixie that i am suppose to be the Demon Angel *Laughs*

Sunshine: OMG DEMON ANGEL THINGY!!! *pokes him/her repeatedly* (IDK, sorry XD)

Dark: ugh your more annoying then i thought and besides do you even know what Dark Angels are there clones of pixie

Tdafan:I made the best prank call!

Chimmy:DUN. DUN. DUUUNNNN! (XD couldn't resist)

Dark: I thought thiws was a libary (WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STAR)

Sunshine: *to Dark* YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!!! *pinches cheeks XD* I'm gonna call you Iggy!!! (First challenge starts tomorrow.)

Dark: ugh well at least your not and Punk/Emo/Goth fangirl

Tdafan:*spray paints on Nalyds wall 'YoshiPerson Wuz Her'*

Sunshine: Speaking of Punk/Emo/Goth fangirl-ness, Chimmy, is Shadii-kun here???

Turnertang: Who's Shadii-kun?

Tdafan:(CONF)This is my season! I am way better than i was last season,I got this

Anonymos: Shadow, of course! Silly, Turnertang!

Sunshine: *pokes pic*

Tdafan:*shakes Nonnys hand*Hey,so sorry you lost last season(I regret mentioning that XD)

Dark: (rules if an Dark angel and Pixie clones meet:The dark angel cant harm the Pixie and the pixie can use the Dark Angel -_-)

Nalyd: Listen up, everyone! Stay out of my office, or you're ELIMINATED. Anyway, ready for... the first challenge?

Tdafan:I`m...ready*gulps*(XD)

CK11: Bring...it...on. *smirks*

Sunshine: *Spongebob voice* I'm ready! I'm ready! Oh, wait, I'm a host...

Chimmy:Ya, Shadow IS here! He's in my room! ^^

GM: I'm working on my story. I'm on the third page! (XD)

Chimmy:*jaw drops*

Shane: My first challenge! I'm so excited! I'll work on it now. I hope my story will be okay.

Jason: Hey NIzzy. Whats up?

CK11: 2nd story! YES! (XD)

Chimmy:*o.o's at the image names XD*

Kenzen:I am very nervous

Shane: FINALLY DONE! I hope it's good.

Jason: It's funny how were all doing it tonight, when it's due by thursday.

Dark: I might fix mine but meh.

Kenzen:Hows mine

Chimmy:*does her best not to get involve, but is still failing XD*

YP: Hey, guys! I love writing! I can't wait to get into this camp!

Ezekielguy: How do you guys like mine so far?

Tdafan:Mine`s done!

GM: Mine's done it'll be posted tomorrow my 7 page story.

Tdafan:*watches a movie*

Weblykinly: Hey, sorry I'm late but I'm here.

CK11: *notices the absence of Nonny's story* He's probably writing it.

Cards: Well, it's only Sunday, and it's due Thursday. I'm gonna finish my story tomorrow, that is if I don't have a lot of homework!

CK11: I just write the story the day it is assigned to prevent homework from getting in the way.

Cards: I'm trying to get my stories finished as soon as possible, because last season, I waited til' the last day or two until it was due, and I missed 3 stories last season, and that's what got me eliminated.

CK11 (conf): At the beginning of last season, I counted Chimmy and Cards out. Mostly Cards because I saw Chimmy write. I still counted Cards out, but then he placed sixth. He's a good author overall. That means he'll be tough to beat.

CK11: Same, but I only missed one.

Cards: *goes to finish story*

NIzzy: I usually finish my homework as soon as I get it, so I can spend more time writing my story over a couple of days. :D

GM: My masterpiece is.... uhh *looks at it to choose* (XD)

Tdafan:I personally think my story this week is better than both my stories last season

CK11: Both your stories? *remembers when Tdafan technically saved him from elimination* Oh, yeah... Agreement on that.

Tye: Wow, only 3 people haven't started their stories... and I'm one of them... I feel so special! =D (XD, I have started, but it's just not up here 'cuz I'm actually writing it.)

Tdafan:I can`t wait for results!

NIzzy: Me too. *hi-5's Tdafan*

GM: The results should be soon.

Tdafan:*eats some chips*I`m bored

Dark: Hey TDAFAN theres a bazooka in the hosts lounge

Dark:*concam* I thing i just sent a devil for a bomb

Cards: I'm finished!

GM: (CONF) I hope my team wins.

Dark (CONF): eats a PB and J

Cards: (CONF) I hope the Gophers win! Sorry Bass, but I'm cheering for my team. Last season, my team lost the first challenge, so this season, maybe my team can win the first challenge!

Tdafan:I can tell it`s gonna be a close decision

NIzzy: *nods*

Chimmy:I think I already know which team's losing, but I can't be certain.

Shane: (CONF) I really hope I don't go first. I'll be happy if my story gets a moderate review, though.

Cards: I already know which team is going to win!!!! It's the [put team name here]!!!

Shane: (CONF) I hope we can we please hurry this up. The suspense is killing me! Also, I want to know the results tonight so I can write tommorow. I'm traveling tommorow and I won't be able to go online much, let alone, type for the compitition. *looks around* Now that I think about it, what's the point of a confessional? Everyone's gonna see it anyway.

Shane: Sorry if I'm being rude. I'm so nervous. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs in circles*

CK11: *runs up to Nalyd's office but rembers remark* Oh, yeah. *gets caught by booby trap* AAGH! A BOOBY TRAP!

Harold (CONF): *somehow in confessional* He said Boobies!

Producer: Wrong tape! Darn it! (XD)

Tdafan:*waits for results*

Tye: Hey! No waiting for results until I'm done with my story! (XD)

Dark:Tye it's fair because you will get an extra day or something because tomorrow is the results.

Tye: I have another couple of hours. I do my best writing after everyone in my house is asleep, anyways. I don't really know why. (XD)

Anonymos: I don't think the Typing Bass need to nominate anyone, as I am dropping out of the contest. The only reason I joined was so that I could win and prove to myself that I am actually a top author. I realize now that I already am, and don't need the title to prove it. And besides, with me in the running, I don't think I would've given the new contestants a fair chance. So, to the other authors, I wish you good luck; you'll need it in this contest.

Tye: *jaw drops*

Anonymos: I figured I'd get a reaction or two like that...

Tye: You don't need to quit! At least stay in a week or two! (XD)

Anonymos: *Shrugs.* I think I made the right decision.

Shane: No you didn't. I want to compete against you. Please don't leave.

Tye: See? No one wants you to leave. Stay in the competition and have fun writing, please?

Chimmy:*sighs* If that's what you want, Nonny...*mutters under breath* There goes my bet with my friend...(XD JK)

Anonymos: (Sighs.) No, I think I should go.

Nalyd: Guys, follow me.

Dark: Well then looks like I have to step it up if i want to say and I didn't know (well then I will have to make it better).

Tdafan:Nonny,don't leave!You deserve it more than me I'll tell you what

NIzzy: Nonny don't leave! :'(

Challenge One
Okay, since this is a new season, your first challenge is to write a new season premier! We've done new Total Drama Island premiers, but this week you need to write a new Total Drama Action premier! It needs to include all fourteen of the original competitors in season two. You can do any movie genre, any prize, any elimination, as long as it makes sense. You will be judged on creativity, originality, spelling, grammar, and how in-character the characters act. (Since the season one finale, not after all of the stuff in season two, so DJ doesn't have an alliance with Chef, Gwen and Trent are still dating, Harold isn't truly epic yet, etc.) The stories are due Thursday. Sunshine will judge the Gophers, Chimmy will judge the Bass.

Judging
Nalyd: This week, I will judge the Gophers, and Chimmy will judge the Bass. Judging will be done like last season (Not the score out of ten system.) Sunshine, Chimmy, you don't have to have all the reviews done at once, you could post one or two at a time if you want.

Chimmy's Reviews (Bass)

 * Benthegame:This story was funny in parts. For instance, I absolutely LOVED when Leshawna slapped Heather. However, PLEASE don’t use script format from now on. There were some grammar mistakes as well.
 * Ezekielguy:This story was hilarious! The random Alaskan bald man made me LOL, though it did seem a bit of a side-trip to the actual story. Poor Duncan! Unfortunatly, that’s all I have to say about it. You didn’t complete your story.
 * Jason:This story was pretty cool! Izzy was crazy, Lindsay was dumb, and everyone else seemed to be in character. Katie coming back really surprised me! However, you had some grammar mistakes. You shouldn’t put more than one individual talking in the same paragraph, which you did many times.
 * Kenzen:This was awesome! I absolutely loved everything Lindsay said, and Duncan was as awesome as ever. However, you had a ton of grammer issues. The beginnings of sentences weren’t capitalized, people spoke more than once in a paragraph, and so on and so on.
 * NIzzy:This story was really nice! Izzy smashing her guitar on Heather’s head was too funny! However, I’m subtracting points for eliminating Duncan. XD. JK, BTW, but I did notice that you forgot some commas in places.
 * Shane:This is just an awesome story, though I thought you were calling Harold a nerd-ette for a while XD. You gave me a new nickname for Owen, made me laugh at Lindsay and Beth, and I practically died of laughter at the Ezekiel reference. It’s funny at the rendezvous part, because I always joke with my friends about how it’s spelled. The macaroni part connects to my life as well. However, you were missing some commas, and I think you had some spelling mistakes too, ironically.
 * Tdafan: This is an OK story, but….you still had a lot of grammar mistakes. The commas seemed to be everywhere, the beginnings of sentences weren’t capitalized, and all in all, the story seemed a bit short.
 * Tdifan: From what I can see, it was a funny and good story....just not complete.
 * Tyedye: First of all, let me make something clear: I’m pretty sure you amazed us all by finishing your story at 12:30 in the morning. Duncan’s line about cars made me LOL, and I loved the Survivor reference. I personally liked the new voting system better than the old one. You had some slight grammar and spelling mistake, but that is inevitable when rushing.

Nalyd's Reviews (Gophers)

 * Anonymos - The story started off really great, all the characters being used very well! However, the silent movie, while a unique choice, hurt the story as it really didn't have much potential. The challenge didn't ruin the story, but I don't know how much it really helped you... The story got better near the end, but I think it ended kind of weakly. Overall, everyone stayed in character which is awesome, very original, great grammar, and spelling, and this story was a pleasure to read.
 * Cards777 - The beginning was a lot like the real series, specifically Justin, Beth, and Trent. I liked Lindsay missing Tyler, though. I like the challenge idea. The snowball challenge was a great idea. I wish you'd made up Christmas carols instead of existing ones, but it's fine - This isn't Total Drama Carols. The story was original and creative, but their were problems with spelling and grammar.
 * COKEMAN11 - I liked the recap, very funny! Everything before the theme song was great! A girl named Matt... Awesome! The rest of the chapter's content was great, but the ending seemed a little rushed. I think that if you added some content to it, this story would be one of the best this week.
 * Darkdonpatch - Script stories are not allowed in Total Drama Author, however since I forgot to put that in the challenge, I can't deduct for it... The grammar wasn't very good and neither was spelling.
 * GM - The plot to this was quite original and creative. I think everyone was in character. Not many notable grammar or spelling problems.
 * KoopaKidJr. - This story started out without the introduction, and I think you needed one. The rest of the story had the characters very in character. I knew you'd be good at standard format instead of script. Very creative and original. But the ending seemed rushed, as the elimination happened right at the end of the challenge.
 * Turnertang - The grammar error you usually have is ending a quote with a period. The story seemed too short and rushed to be finished. I hope you work on grammar and completeness of the story for next time.
 * Weblykinly - Script stories are not allowed in Total Drama Author, however since I forgot to put that in the challenge, I can't deduct for it... There were grammar problems throughout.
 * YoshiPerson - Don't worry about indenting, it isn't necessary. The challenge was very well written, and very creative and very original and I really like it! Well done!

And the Winner is...
Nalyd: Chimmy and Sunshine, who do you think should be the winning team?

Chimmy:I think the Gophers!

Nalyd: I agree, so the Gophers win! (I'd wait for Sunshine, but I don't think she's on...) The best of the worst is... Tyedye! Well done Tyedye, I'll let you and the Bass talk for a while and decide who to nominate.

Tdafan:*is scared*Don`t nominate me

Shane: I'm a tad scared too.

Tye: Alrighty, Bass, let's do this quick, simple, and in a TDI manner. Vote for one person you think should be in the bottom two, and then the two people with the most votes will be my choice. My vote goes for Tdifan. Sorry, but you didn't finish your story.

Shane: Sorry, but my vote goes to Zeke. You didn't complete your story dude. I'm very sorry.

Jason: Zeke.

Tdafan:*sighs*This is hard but Zeke(CONF)It was hard to vote for one of my closest friends

Elimination Ceremony One
The Bass: *walk into the main room of the library and line up in front of Nalyd*

Nalyd: Okay... Tyedye, first nominee and why. (Nonny's quit is not official until the elimination ceremony)

(CONF)Kenzen:I admit i was scared I thought I was a meh author but if i go first i will admit i will be sad but i will admit i thought i did good with my story this week

Tye: Tdifan. She didn't complete her story.

Nalyd: Second nominee and why, please.

Tye: Zeke, he also had an unfinished story.

Nalyd: Okay... Tdifan, Zeke, step forward... Now, Tdifan, why do you deserve to stay?

Tdifan: I think I deserve to stay because even though I don't have much time to finish stories, I still love writing and this competition has improved my writing so much! Take a look at my first couple stories on the first season, and then look at my (fraction of a) story here. Which one's better? XD Seriously. You can see how much I've improved. Also, being the runner-up of the first season and making it to the final 5 in the second season, I might have a shot at getting far this season, too. I'd really like to make it farther than last season (XD That was a fail last season), but if I don't I'll accept it and move on. *takes a bow*

Nalyd: Tdifan, I can't count previous seasons in determining things... Zeke, why do you deserve to stay?

(Kenzen:So everyone else is safe)

(Nalyd: Unless I think somebody else should have gone...)

Zeke: Well, this may not change much...But I had the whole story written down on a pad of paper. I just never had enough time to get it all down. I had schoolwork, family events, blah blah blah.

Nalyd: Thank you... *pull out cell phone* Nonny, get down to the main room, I need to talk to you immediately.

Anonymos: (Bursts in.) Sorry, I'm late.

Nalyd: Nonny... Do you want to stay and compete, or walk out the door there. *Points to door*

Anonymos: I feel it would be best for me to go, but all of my competition urges me to go on competing, I have decided to... go. Sorry to all who wanted me to stay, but I feel that this is the right thing to do.

Nalyd: Well, who am I to stop you? Good-bye, Nonny. You're a good author. Now you need to walk down the Book Check-Out of Shame, and ride the Public Bus of Losers.

Anonymos: Bus? Oh, no, I don't take the bus. (Gets dragged onto the bus.) Evidently I do... Bye, all!!

Nalyd: Tdifan, Zeke, you're safe... for now...

Week Two Chat
Nalyd: Challenge soon.

NIzzy: Last time on-! Wait I'm not the host... (XD)

Koops: Priceless NIzzy! Priceless!!!

NIzzy: *backs away from Koops*

Chimmy:I can't believe Nonny's gone, but oh well! Good luck to the rest of you!

Weblykinly: After what happened yesterday, I really need to try harder and be as careful as I can.

Koops: I can't believe we lost Nonny, and we won!!!

NIzzy: *sigh* ...

Jason: I'm nervous about the next challenge.

NIzzy: Yeah...

GM: NONNY IS GONE!!!

NIzzy: ...

Dark: Whats wrong Nizzy?

YP: We won, and yet lost a player... Ironic, isn't it? Let's win, Gophers!!!!!

Dark: I know YP now I think we are the Screaming Gaffers now

Shane: May we please push the date back until Friday or Saturda? I won't be able to get my story up until then. I understand if you can't, though.

CK11: Done. It's a continuation of a story Sprink describes as "very sweet." I'm thinking of putting the original up on the fanfic wiki as a one-shot. ... *goes to do so*

Tdafan:*sighs*I can't believe Nonny quit,he probably would've won this time

CK11: Yeah, and I'd get 2nd, 3rd, or 4th. Wait, no, save fourth for Turnertang. He's gotten it every time he's competed. So I'd get 2nd, 3rd, or possibly 5th if Nonny didn't quit. But I'm not suggesting I'll win...or am I? (XD)

Tdafan:I know I won't win,but as long as I get to the merge,I'll be fine

Cards: I don't know what I'll place this season, as long as I get my stories finished, I might do better than last season. Speaking of finishing my story, *starts story*

Kenzen:Can we add a character to it if so like make me Izzy's Husband in the story

CK11: Husband? O.O Anyway, who likes my story?

Tdafan:Haven't read it,Check out mine please

CK11: It's funny.

Tdafan:Mine?Anyway,yours was good.I liked it.LOL his secret gaming clan

CK11: Yeah, yours is funny. I almost forgot to put that in but then I remembered his TDI Interactive Bio...

Kenzen:My story is five years later

CK11: Ah...

Kenzen: And my story is a drama

Shane: I'm finally done with mine! And I was on time!

Cards: Finished! I'm bored! What do we do now? Blah, blah, blah. Pudding! Blah, blah blah. Library. *goes insane* I forgot, Bye Nonny, you were a great author!

Challenge Two
This week you need to write about a TDI character's holiday break! They can celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Year's, or Boxing Day! The stories will be judged on grammar, spelling, and creativity! We ask that you do not do a parody of a holiday story. Script stories are strictly prohibited. Stories are due Thursday!

Nalyd's Announcement
Nalyd: Due to lack of reviews, the winners were decided on which team had the most stories missing. The Gophers have 2 missing stories, while the Bass have 3. The Bass lose. You guys can talk in this section to decide which two will be nominated. I suggest you all submit two votes, and whichever two people get the most votes go up. (Just a thought XD)

Tdafan:Zekey and Ben,sorry guys :/

Kenzen:I vote Zekey and Ben Sorry guys (Tdifan is a great author ind i am giving her a chance)

Jason: Zeke and Ben.

(Sunshine: I was just about to finish my reviews. XD Sorry, guys...)

(Chimmy:Ditto with Sunshine XD)

(Kenzen:Put them up still PLEASE)

(Weblykinly:Me too, I want to know what to be improving on)

(Dark:still put them up because most people want to see their results)

Tye: Aww... no Best of the Worst? (XD) Anyways... Ben and...umm... Zeke. Although I dislike following a crowd, it is in my best decision to vote with everyone else. That, and if I vote someone else it won't count because there are already enough votes against Ben and Zeke. (XD)

(Nalyd: Sunshine, Chimmy, next time post the story reviews one at a time instead of all at once, k?)

Elimination Ceremony Two
Typing Bass: *arrive*

Nalyd: Um... *randomly picks somebody* Kenzen, who did your team pick and why? (Both nominees)

Kenzen:*stands up on stage sweating *Umm..*Spotlight flashes on him* Um The Team picked Zeke and Ben we felt that Tdifan deserved a chance and the Zeke and Ben were the best choices That is all*meets team*Good luck you two

Nalyd: So... you picked them because they're the best choices... not much of a reason but okay. *Zeke and Ben step forward* Zeke, why do you deserve to stay?

Kenzen:No i couldn't think okay geez

Zeke: I have NO reason. You should just get on with it and boot me out. I just wasn't cut out to do this because of school and stuff.

Nalyd: Zeke, I agree, and it's your time to go. Remember, whenever I've read your stories where you put lots of effort, I've been amazed and impressed. Now you need to walk down the Book Check-Out of Shame, and ride the Public Bus of Losers.

Week Three Chat
Nalyd: *goes into office*

Dark: Pressure is now getting to everyone!

Chimmy:*sneaks into Nalyd's office, pops up behind him* Hey, Nalyd! I've got the challenge idea!

Dark: *Is sitting on the bench right by Nayld's office*

Sunshine: *starts singing* Everybody sing, like it's the last time you will ever sing... tell me, tell me, can you feel the pressure now... (That was "Born For This" by Paramore. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. XD)

GM: *walks away and gets a pop-tart* MMMM.....strawberry....(XD)

Dark: Hey Sunshine do you know where the cokes are?

Nalyd: Fine, Chimmy, go post the challenge... Remember to include paragraph form, spelling, grammar, due Thursday...

Dark: Nayld can I get off this bench now?

Sunshine: Well, Dark... go straight for 3.5 miles, turn left, go three feet, jump off the waterfall, avoid the raphids, journey through the desert, fight off the giant epic man-eating kangaroo, and in its lair you'll find a fridge, which should have cokes in it unless I forgot to go shopping again. *long pause* Or you could just look in the fridge that's right behind you. (XD)

Dark: Can you get it because Nayld told me to stay on this bench and no Diet

Tye: Can you guys review the stories from last week, even though it doesn't matter anymore? Everyone wants you to.

Dark: Hey Tye can you get me a soda?

Tye: *tosses Dark a Coke*

Dark: Hey it's Smirnoff!

CK11: *comes in with Cherry Coke* mmmm...

Tye: For the challenge, can we write about when they were in kindergarten? I've been thinking of a funny story involving Geoff, Trent, Duncan, and the principal's office for a while now.

Chimmy:Sure, as long as it meets the requirments.

Shane: If it's alright, may I do the kindergarden thingy too?

Chimmy:As long as it's not a copy of Tye's.

Shane: From what I just read, I highly doubt that.

CK11: My story's the only one up. What do you mean? (Why should it be in paragraph form?)

(Chimmy:Cause Nalyd told me to. XD)

Weblykinly: Hey, Chimmy, Sunshine or Nalyd what did you like and dislike about my story, last time! I've been wondering lately.

CK11: Same. (Did I do paragraph form right?)

(Chimmy:I don't think I'm allowed to comment...)

Turnertang: I think my story should be up today or tomorrow!

Shane: Mine should be up tonight.

Kenzen:Hey guys sorry team but i cant get my story up this week i hope i will be safe I will put my story up next week though

Shane: It's alright. I understand.

Kenzen:Thanks well it is Christmas week and i have H1N1 and so on...(Gifts, stress, headaches)

Turnertang: My story is up!!

Kenzen:Wish me luck guys i will need it

Challenge Three
For this week's challenge, you have to write about one or more TDI characters as babies/toddlers! It must be written in paragraph form, have proper spelling and grammar, and at least on TDI baby. The story must be about a typical day (Or not so typical!) in the young character's life. This story is due on Thursday, December 24. Merry Crossmas, everyone! (XD)

Judging
Nalyd: Chimmy gets Bass, Sunshine gets Gophers.

Chimmy's Reviews
Benthegame: No story, no review.

Jason: No story, except a title.

Kenzen: Again, only a title.

NIzzy:It sounds like it would have been epic…if you had only finished.

Shane:IMO, this was the best story this week. Everyone was is character, and I had several LOL moments. …why did I feel attracted to Trent after this story? XD, but that's beside the point. Awesome job!

Tdafan:It was funny…from what I could see. You didn’t complete your story.

Tdifan1234: No story, no review.

Tye: Epic XD. Everyone was in character, and the boys seemed to be having a great time! However…the story seemed to end rather abruptly. I would have LOVED to see more!

Sunshine's Reviews
Sunshine: First of all, I would like to give HUGE APOLOGIES both for my lateness this week and my lack of reviews the past two weeks. I'll do my best to be better with reviews from now on!

Cards777- No story, no review.

COKEMAN11- This explains so much. XD Courtney is hilarious in this story, and I love how much you made her act like a real-life little kid, especially in the first paragraph where she's asking all those questions. I didn't notice any spelling or grammar issues either. However, please try to split things into different paragraphs; don't have several people speaking in one paragraph. Other than that, great job!!!

Darkdonpatch- This was a pretty funny story (LOL at Dun-bear XD). Unfortunately, it's overflowing with grammar issues, usage issues, and so forth. To name a few: there were missing commas, quotation marks, periods, and other forms of punctuation in several places. The word "there" was used where it should have been "they're". Finally, things like "-His parents were speechless-" should have simply been "His parents were speechless.", rather than a heading. Keep things like this in mind in the future!

GM- This was pretty cool, if a bit weird... and they didn't really seem like little kids. I like the idea of a little kid detective team/secret agent thingy, but it would have been nice (and funny XD) if you'd made it more obvious that they were little kids somehow, like maybe having their "secret base" be a playhouse made from a cardboard box or something. Also, like CK11, don't have multiple people speaking in a single paragraph. Finally, I think "coldasack" should be written "cul-de-sac". Overall, a pretty good story, except for the aforementioned issues.

KoopaKidJr.- This was actually pretty cute. LOL at the fudgesicle. XD Though short, it was pretty much a complete story, and I noticed no spelling or grammar issues. However, I don't see how Owen could "run away", as you wrote, if he was learning how to walk in the story. XD Nice job overall!

Turnertang- L. O. L. That was pure hilarious insanity. XD I feel so bad for that poor Mary. However, some of the events seemed a little too random, coming out of nowhere. I wish you'd either shown when all the events happened or had transistions. Also, I notice your writing seems to always use the format, "'[Blah Blah Blah],' [person] said/other word meaning said as [actions]." If you were to use different sentence structures in your writing and mix it up a bit, it would be a lot more interesting and a lot more exciting. Keep that in mind, okay?

Weblykinly- What you had up of this was pretty cute. Lindsay was very in character! XD However, you had some punctuation issues. First of all, when putting commas at the end of someone speaking, the comma should be inside the quotation marks. Secondly, make sure that you end someone speaking with some form of punctuation, in particular a comma, question mark, or exclaimation point. I assume the mispelling of Martha as "Marfa" towards the end was intentional. XD I hope you're here next week and finish your story, as I think you can be a really great author with a little improvement.

YoshiPerson- No story, no review.

And the winner is...
Nalyd: It goes without saying that the Bass lose AGAIN and Shane is the best of the worst! Shane, take a moment here to discuss with your team who you will nominate.

Tye: I say you shouldn't pick Kenzen, Jason, NIzzy, or Tdafan. They've had stories all the time except this once. Ben has missed one story, and Tdifan has missed all of them. I say you pick them.

Shane: It's a bit of an honor to be BOW, I guess. About sending someone, I agree with you. I know who I'm sending, please know that this is not easy for me to type. I send, Ben and Tdifan.

Dark: *setting up a prank for Nayld* ahahahahaah this is going to be so good.....*sees a note in Nayld's office and looks at it.....oh my gawd that is so corny *puts note in pocket*

Chimmy:*bursts into Nalyd's office* Hey, Renn-....wait, you aren't Nalyd!

Shane: Should I go get Nalyd? He's in the IRC.

Dark:...................*looks at chimmy in a state of shock and look pale* uhhhhhh *runs out with out her seeing his face*.

Chimmy:...who was that?! *gasps* It might have been....A MURDERER!!! *starts looking for Nalyd's body XD*

Dark: Oh ****, oh man this suck I almost got eliminated man why me and my naiveness!

Chimmy:*continues looking for body, ends up finding a secret picture XD*

Shane: Um, guys? Should I get Nalyd?

Chimmy:Ewww! *chucks picture out window XD*

Dark: *walks around but sees that his ID is gone* Oh no If my ID is there then Chimmy might eliminate me!

Chimmy:*trips into glue just before seeing Dark's ID XD*

Dark: aw man *sees Chimmy stuck in glue and helps and grabs his ID and leaves* close one!

Chimmy:NUUUU!!! THE MURDERER NEARLY GOT MEH! (XD fail)

Dark: Oh and Chimmy there is no bloody Murder Nayld just at his Mcdonalds

Chimmy:*gasps* YOU'RE THE MURDERER?! (XD more fail)

Dark: *has hoodie on so Chimmy doesn't know me and my voice is lighter* No I am not the murderer the was none and now you see I am now L....(Death Note refence)

Chimmy:*is confused, tilts head* So WHO IS the murderer? (XD)

Dark: There is none there hasn't been any you can go to your dorm now and relax

Chimmy:Wait, I have a dorm!? I've been sleeping on the floor for the pasr 2 weeks! (XD)

Dark: Thats why I haven't had a roommate!

Elimination Ceremony Three
Nalyd: Shane, nominees and why, please.

Shane: The first one is: Ben. The reason: He missed a story this time and last time. The second one is: Tdifan. The reason: She missed every single story the whole time. Tdifan, I'm so sorry. This isn't easy for me to type.

Nalyd: Okay, Ben and Tdifan, each of you, tell me why you deserve to stay.

Tdifan: Just eliminate me. I don't even have time to do this. With studying for midterms and other big tests, I can't be writing a new story every week. and besides, with my schedule, you can see that I can't even type a paragraph! Good luck remaining contestants and may the best author win. I'm really sad to leave this way since I know that there were people that wanted to enter but missed sign ups (like I always do for nalyd's camps XD). Bye, guys.

Kenzen:Noooo *grabs her leg as she walks to bus*NOOOO (XD)

Nalyd: I completely agree with you, Tdifan. Now you need to walk down the Book Check-Out of Shame, and ride the Public Bus of Losers.

Week Four Chat
Nalyd: Alright, who went in my office?

GM: I don't know. *walks away*

Chimmy:I don't know, Nalyd! I heard someone in there, so I went to check, but then they left before I could see them! And while searching for evidence, I found their ID but I tripped in glue before I could see it!

Shane: The person was........ YOU! *points to Dark*

Nalyd: Well, well, well, "Listen up, everyone! Stay out of my office, or you're ELIMINATED." Back in week one chat.

Sunshine: Um... does that include me? 'Cause I've been using your filing cabinet as my own apartment for the past four weeks... (XD)

Chimmy:And does that include me, too? Cause I've been in there several times...

Nalyd: I'm referring to the contestants, I.E. Dark. However, I will allow it to pass THIS TIME. Consider this a Kwanzaa miracle.

Chimmy:OK!

Sunshine: IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!! (XD)

Chimmy:*dances*

Dark: Why does everyone blame me *pouts* because I didn't do it as I recalled it I knocked myself outside *flash back: *on skateboard but then skateboard flips and Dark knocks himself out*

Koops: Nobody trusts anybody here Dark.

Dark:................so?

Kenzen:*hugs sunshine*You remind me of a potato(XD)

Shane: *sighs and is depressed*

Chimmy:What's wrong, Shane?

Shane: It's silly, really, but I had to nominate one of my best friends on the wiki. I know she dropped out, sorta. but it dosn't change anything. I just hope my team wins for once so we don't have to send anybody.

Chimmy:I feel your pain...nearly every week of TDA3 one of my friends was up for elimination.

Shane: Thanks, Chimmy. *hugs Chimmy* You wanna hear something funny? When I was working on my story for last weeks challenge, I accidently erased it. I clicked out and I started over. Then I found out that you should always save before you copy and paste things.

Jason: I'm so quiet. Its wierd around here.

Nalyd: Dark we know it was here, don't let it happen again. :/ *Walks into office*

Chimmy:Wow....

GM: Ohh...... IT'S A FUN TIME TO LAUGH AND PLAY!!! No wait finish a poem. (XD)

Dark: Oh yeah Nayld I left a little surpise in there *in's the cake prank XD*

Shane: I think I'm done. I'll probably still edit it from time to time.

Kenzen:So much typing

Cards: It's not my best Haiku, but the other one I had didn't fit into the regulations for Haiku.

Shane: Um.... Cards......... I already did one of Katie and Sadie.

CK11: It really doesn't matter, there are a lot of K&S poems here.

Shane: That, wasn't my best week.

Challenge Four
Nalyd: This week you will be writing poetry based on Total Drama! You can do a haiku, a limerick, or a sonnet. Do the poems right, or don't submit one at all. They will be judged on creativity, originality, spelling, and if you did the poem type correctly. (JUDGES - If somebody didn't do a type of poem right, don't tell them until its time to judge)

Judging
Nalyd: Chimmy will get gophers, and Sunshine will get Bass.

Nalyd: I'm counting which poems count and which don't.

Cards777 - Well done. COUNTS

COKEMAN11 - Bad news, "They could still be in love" is six syllables. DOESN'T COUNT

Darkdonpatch - Not a haiku. DOESN'T COUNT

GM - Its a limerick. COUNTS

KKJ - Haiku. COUNTS

Turnertang - "The show started to end." is six syllables. DOESN'T COUNT 

Weblykinly - Not any of the poems. DOESN'T COUNT

YoshiPerson - Not any of the poems. DOESN'T COUNT

The Writing Gophers have 3 poems that count.

Benthegame - No poem. DOESN'T COUNT

Jason - Not a sonnet. DOESN'T COUNT

Kenzen - "The twenty-two arrived." Six syllables. DOESN'T COUNT

NIzzy - No poem. DOESN'T COUNT

Shane - "While one is kind of fat" Six syllables DOESN'T COUNT

Tdafan123 - Incorrectly done limerick. DOESN'T COUNT

Tyedye - Perfect. COUNTS

Nalyd: Sunshine, Chimmy, I hope this helps you decide the winning team and Best of the worst.

Chimmy:I think it's pretty obvious that that the Writing Gophers win, and the BOW is Tye.

Nalyd: I agree completely.

Elimination Ceremony Four
Nalyd: Tye, nominees (both) and why please.

Tye: Ben and NIzzy. Neither of them had poems this week.

Nalyd: Ben, NIzzy, why should you stay?

Nalyd: Okay, I've waited long enough. Ben, time to go.

Week Five Chat
Nalyd: Fourteen are left...

Chimmy:Who's turn is it to think of the challenge?

Dark: I think Sunshine or something *has wine in hand*

CK11: *is writing TDK deleted scene called "R.I.M.D."*

Dark: is there any soda?

YP: Whatever the challenge is, I hope we win!

Tye: Less than 700 words?!?!? Are you insane?!?!?!?

Shane: WHAT!?! Well, if I don't submit one, it'll be my first. *thinks for a moment* I can do this! Time to get creative.

CK11: *thinking out loud* How will I qualify for national chess? Hmm...sounds good. Then insert the RIMD, Rats in my Dress... (XD)

Shane: DONE! I can also tell you how many words are in it if you include the characters and title, 646 words.

CK11: DONE!

Kenzen:I am working on mine now it is ok if i modernize it right

CK11: Mine is modernized.

Shane: Mine too.

Challenge Five
This week, you must write a parody of a fairytale! You must say which fairytale you are using. You do not need to say which TDI character is replacing which fairytale character, but if it isn't clear points will be deducted. The catch; you can only use up to seven-hundred words! It will be judged on if it fit the original without being a copy, spelling, and grammar. If it is over 700 words, don't even submit it.

COKEMAN11's Story
Court-punzel (682 words...sorta.  Microsoft Word counts "s as words.)

Cast

Rapunzel - Courtney

The Prince - Justin

The Villain - Chris

Some random unseen guy - Duncan

(WORDS START HERE)

Courtney. She was a teenager with wealth, lawyers, and long hair. Duncan loved her so much. So, so much – but an evil hypnotist, Chris McLean, hypnotized her into loving Justin instead of her following her destiny of loving Duncan. Chris McLean had her trapped in a tower (it was a set, but still a tower), calling out to Justin for help – and so our story begins.

Courtney was trapped in the tower with Chris McLean. They constantly bickered until Chris inserted a soundproof wall. Courtney took out her PDA.

“Ugh!” She yelled. “I will sue if Justin doesn’t get here! I’m calling my lawyers RIGHT NOW!”

Chris’s voice emerged from a speaker. “Courtney, you could just call Justin.”

“No! I’m waiting to see if he really does love me…and plus, this is the only form of electronic communication allowed on TDA.” Courtney said back.

An hour passed, and Justin never did come. Two more hours passed – no Justin. Courtney had screamed at this point and e-mailed her lawyers, asking to sue Justin. Finally, a hot guy in a suit of armor approached the tower.

“I’m here for you, princess!” Justin called to Courtney.

“Prince Justin! You have to rescue me! Chris wants my long hair!” Courtney shouted to Justin.

“Since when did you have long hair?” Justin asked.

“Chris made me use a fast-working shampoo!” Courtney yelled.

“Courtney, Courtney, let down your hair!” Justin yelled.

“No! Then I’m afraid it will get caught on something and rip all of the hair out!” Courtney worried.

“Courtney, princess, trust me!” Justin yelled.

“Not even my love interest can I trust to have my hair!” Courtney responded.

“But princess-“ Justin said.

“That’s enough, I’m calling my lawyers!” Courtney dialed a number on her PDA. “They’ll come and get me out of this tower AND take Chris into court – AGAIN!!” A constant beeping sound sounded on her phone. “They’re on a seven-month VACATION? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

“No, Courtney, don’t yell so loud, I didn’t by a spare for this soundproof wall yet!” Chris said through the speaker. But Courtney had yelled so loud that all thoughts, sounds and everything in between were blocked out by her rage.

“THEY! ARE! SOOOO! DEEEEAAAAAAD!” Courtney continued. The wall had broken and Chris had evacuated.

“Princess, calm down!” Justin yelled.

“YOU MAY HAVE A POINT,” Courtney yelled, “BUT THESE GUYS MUST BE FIRED! I’M IN A RAGE HERE!”

“She’s does have a point…I’ve got no choice!” Justin started climbing up the set. “I’m coming princess-“ Justin fell. There were only a few feet even remotely climbable on the set.

Courtney stopped yelling. “He fell! He tried to come up!” Courtney pondered for a while, trying to figure out whether or not to let down her hair.

“I’ll say it again; Courtney! Courtney! Let down your hair!” Justin tried to get Courtney to let down her hair.

“I’m sorry, Justin, but I do want to get out of here!” Courtney reached a conclusion. “Here’s my hair. Proceed with the cutting.”

“I don’t want to cut it, I want to use it to get up there!” Justin explained.

“What? But I don’t want this hair! So cut it!” Courtney said. “Come up here and cut it for me!”

“If I came up there and cut it, then how would we get down?” Justin asked.

“Simple – you would fall and cushion my landing!” Courtney explained.

“Well, if it’s really the most efficient thing…” Justin started climbing.

“OWWW! OWWWW!” Courtney yelled. “Stop pulling my hair!”

“Uh, I’m climbing.” Justin said.

“Fine. Whatever it takes.” Courtney put up with the pain. Finally, Justin reached the top.

“My princess!” Justin hugged Courtney.

“Oh, Justin, thank you!” Courtney kissed Justin.

“You’re welcome, my princess.” Justin said.

“This has been great. I’m finally free!” Courtney’s eyes sparkled. Then she ruined the moment. “Now go cushion the landing!” Courtney pushed Justin out of the tower set and then jumped on top of him a couple seconds after. The plan worked.

Justin went into a full-body cast, Duncan’s heart was crushed, Chris was MIA, and they all lived happily ever after…sort of.

(WORDS END HERE)

Darkdonpatch's Story
The Dumb Yellow and the temple of teens(parody of Show White)

Once a upon a time,There was a dumb princess who's name was Lindsay who was about as dumb as a rock...in fact the rock is smarter.

"la la I am suppose to be looking at someone right now" Lindsay said.

"hello Lindsay!" Tyler said.

"You make me look ugly take this" *Heather throws a apple at Lindsay*.

"Look an apple." *eats in the falls in a coma*".

7 teens said, "Hey look a girl in a coma *they grab here and put her in a glass table.

5 Years later.

"I am here" Tyler said.

One very long kiss later.

"Wow I can't believe this you saved me prince Tyson!" Lindsay said.

They then went off to kill Heather and then she died.

"YEAH WE WON!" they all said.

Then Tyler and Lindsay lived happily ever after.

THE END

"wow that was a stupid book..I mean it's was like 5 pages!"I said

(really this is what I read to my niece XD)

GM's Story
The Gingerbread Duncan

There was once a old little woman and an old little man, who lived in a house in the edge of the woods. They would have been a very happy couple if they didn't have any kids. So they let there little boy, Duncan made of gingerbread, run free.

"Yes! That little thief is finally gone!" The little old woman said who turned out to be Chef.

"About time! I can't wait to see him in prison in 5 minutes!" The little old man said who was Chris.

"Good bye everyone!" The little gingerbread boy said. "I'm free!"

So ran and he ran till he saw a hungry bird staring at the little gingerbread boy.

"I'll get that little gingerbread boy!" The bird said showing up as Justin.

"Run! Run! As fast as you can!" Duncan said running away as Justin starting chasing the little gingerbread boy.

(GUYS I WAS TYOING MY STORY AND MY MEMORY THING HAPPENED AGAIN, SO I WON'T BE BUTTING IN THE REST OF MY STORY.)    :(

KoopaKidJr.'s Story
Little Blonde Riding Lindsay

Lindsay was just ready to go on her trip to see her grandmother. She had a long walk ahead of her.

"La de la de lu de la." Lindsay sang merrily to herself.

After a long walk, she finally reached her grandmother's house.

"Hello Lindsay, so nice to see you again." Lindsay's grandmother said to her, as she was unaware of it actually being Heather in a grandmother outfit.

"Grandma, what big eyes you have." Lindsay said to her.

"Those are my glasses." Lindsay's grandmother replied.

"Grandma, what big ears you have." Lindsay said again to her.

"Those are my hearing aids." Lindsay's grandmother replied again.

"Grandma, that's a really small butt you have." Lindsay said to her, only to make her angry.

"Young lady, if you don't stop saying these rude things, I'm going to eat, I mean punish you tonight!!!" Lindsay's grandmother shouted to her.

"I'm so confused. You're going to eat me or punish me?" Lindsay asked her grandmother, as she was completely confused, being the dumb blonde she is.

"You're such a twit! I'm not really your grandmother; I'm really Heather!" Heather shouted, as she took off her disguise.

"Grandma, you look a lot like Heather. Have you lost weight?" Lindsay asked yet again, even though it's actually Heather.

"It is me you idiot! Who made you the main character of the story?" Heather asked furiously.

"The author." Lindsay replied.

"On second thought, just go." Heather said awkwardly to Lindsay, as she left the house and merrily went back home.

Turnertang's Story
Duncan and the Three Nerds

Parody of The Three Little Pigs

“Now let’s get to work guys.” Harold said as he grabbed some straw.

“Time to build our houses.” Beth said as she grabbed some wood.

“This is to heavy.” Cody complained as he kept dropping his bricks.

“I need to beat up someone.” Duncan said as he searched for food, “Is that three nerds I see.”

“Just another brick.” Harold said as he watched Cody try to pick up the last brick.

“I see a bully!” Beth yelled as she ran into her wood house.

“Uh oh!” Harold yelled as he and Cody ran into their houses.

“Come out here you nerd!” Duncan yelled as he banged on the door.

“Not on the buttons of my calculators!” Harold yelled from inside his straw house.

“If you don’t, I’ll huff, I’ll puff, and I’ll chop the house down!” Duncan yelled as he took out an ax and chopped down the house.

“Don’t hurt me!” Harold yelled as Duncan grabbed his underpants.

“One down, two to go.” Duncan said as he knocked on the door.

“Who is it?” Beth asked from inside the house.

“The glasses salesman.” Duncan replied.

“I’m not stupid!” Beth yelled.

“Let me in!” Duncan yelled as he banged on the door.

“Not on the buttons of my calculator!” Beth yelled from inside his wood house.

“If you don’t, I’ll huff, I’ll puff, and I’ll chop the house down!” Duncan yelled as he took out an ax and chopped down the house.

“Please, don’t hurt me!” Beth yelled hid in fear.

“I’ll think about.” Duncan said as he licked his finger and stuck it in her ear.

“Help me!” Beth yelled as Duncan gave her a wet willy.

“One to go.” Duncan mumbled as he knocked on the door.

“Go away!” Cody yelled.

“You better let me in!” Duncan yelled.

“I’d like to see you try!” Cody yelled back from inside his house.

“Let me in!” Duncan yelled again as took out his ax.

“Not on the buttons of my calculator!” Cody yelled as he drank some hot cocoa.

“If you don’t, I’ll huff, I’ll puff, and I’ll chop the house down!” Duncan yelled as he took out an ax and tried to chop down the house but couldn’t.

“Nerds rule, bullies drool!” Cody yelled as he played some video games.

“Forget it.” Duncan said as he walked away, “I’ll just go to the gym.”

Weblykinly's Story
Harold & the Beanstalk

One day in a small village Harold, was sent out to sell his cow for money. Harold and his mother, Bridgette were almost bankrupt. So, he went out to get some nice dough so they could pay their pricey bills.

Harold had spent all day trying to sell the cow. But, just then one old farmer named Chris came up to him and asked

"Do you want to trade your cow for these seeds, they're magic?"

"Sure, they look like beans. Beans are my favorite vegetables", he exclaimed.

Harold ran home to tell his mom.

"Mom, look what I got, some seeds." Harold yelled excitedly.

"WHAT! You were supposed to sell the cow for money." His mother yelled.

"Go and plant them in the backyard and then go to your room!" his mother screamed.

"Ok", he said staring at the ground.

He planted the seeds and went to his room and fell asleep. A couple of hours later, he woke up to see a humongous beanstalk where he planted his seeds.

"Whoa, that beanstalk is huge. I gotta go climb it!" He thought.

Then, Harold snuck out of his room and went outside to climb up the giant beanstalk. After, Harold was halfway up, he heard giant thumping! He almost fell but Harold hung on tight. Finally, when he got all the way up he found himself walking on clouds. Ahead he saw a humongous door and more loud thumping.

"Fe Fi Fo Fome, I smell the sound of an englishmen", the mysterious man screamed.

The door where he came in read "Owen's Lair".

"That must've been the loud noise but, that noise was too big for a person he had to be a giant!" Harold thought to himself.

He walked inside to see a pot of gold. It was weird because it was the only thing that he could carry in there. But, before Harold got to it. Harold heard the giant say

"Fe Fi Fo Fome, I hear the sound of an englishmen!"

"Oh No!" Harold thought to himself. He then ran to get the pot of gold. He was getting closer by the minute. The gold was located on a nearby shelf that Harold could barely reach. When he reached the pot of gold he grabbed it. Then he started running out so he wouldn't be caught, right before he reached the door the giant boomed

"Fe Fi Fo Fome, I see the blood of an englishmen!"

Harold then ran as fast as he could. But, then the monster started chasing after him. He climbed down the beanstalk and reached the ground. He saw the monster was not that far behind. He grabbed a nearby chainsaw and cut the beanstalk down before the giant could get to the ground.

"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" The giant yelled.

He ran inside and awoke his mother and told her he got a pot of gold.

"Yay! We're rich" the mother sang.

"What about me?" The giant's ghost asked.

"Your dead", Harold replied.

"I thought this was a kids story!" The giant's ghost said.

And they all lived happily ever after...............or at least that's what I think.

THE END

(thats around 500 words or something last time i checked)

Jason's Story
"When is this friggin' prince comming?" Heather said, tapping her foot on the ground.

She stands up, fixes her crown and walks to the window.

"Where the hell is he?" She asks herself.

Soon, a man on a horse coming down the old cobble stone path.

"Finally." Heather says.

The horse stops in front of the castle, and the rider steps off. "Rapunzel," He said.

He took off his head armor and looked at her.

"Let down your hair," He said.

Heather looked back at him.

"Is that some kind of joke?" She snarked.

"Why no, my beautiful." He winked after he said that.

Heather walks away from the window and she ruffles though a trunk in her room.

"No, this isn't it." She said pulling a torn dress out and throwing it behind her.

"Where is this stupid thing?!" She yelled.

After moving a piece of cloth to the left, it revealed what she was looking for.

"Oh, here it is." She pulled out a wig with a 6 foot braid on the end, tied with a bow.

She started towards the window.

"I got it!" She said.

She threw the bottom of the wig out the window and it hit the prince in the head.

"Should of caught it!" Heather yelled at him.

"Wait a minute. Wasn't I supposed to sing?" Heather asks.

"Some where, over the rainbow," Heather sings

"Way up high. Some where, over the rainbow, skies are blue." She continuted.

"Hey, Rapunzel," A man yelled.

"Keep it down! We don't have insurance on our windows!" He complained.

"Thats to bad!" Heather yells back.

"Rapunzel, may I marry you?" The prince yelled to the castle.

"Oh, yes!" Heather exclaimed with joy.

Soon, the prince climbed into the window of the castle and gave Heather a kiss.

"My darling," He said.

"My prince," She responded.

Soon after that, Prince Justin proposed to Heather. After that, they had a baby, named Joshua. They lived happily ever after.

(It was short because I was worried that it would be over 700 words.)

Kenzen's Story
A Gwen Story (A Modern Cinderella)

I woke up, got dressed, ate, and went to my car a usual day, I drove to work and heard we were having a Halloween party and to come dressed as your favorite ghoul. Yes I was exited; I drove home and got dressed as the Grim Reaper with my mask and everything!

“Hey Bridgette” I said on the phone, as I see it they said we could bring someone and I am not dating so I called my best friend. “Hey, what’s up Gwen” she said on the other line.

“Want to come to a Halloween party” I said.

“Sure, what can I go as?” she said, “Any Ghoul” I said.

“Cool, meet you there” she said.

I drove to the office, “Hey Gwen” Bridgette said. I took my mask off “How you know it was me”.

“You the Grim Reaper” she laughed, “Yep” I laughed.

I walked in to see Beth and Heather. “Look who’s here, it the grim creeper” Beth said and Heather laughed. “Ah the jerk twins” Bridgette said. “Who invited you” I said. “Our boyfriends” Heather said. “Us” two of the biggest office jerks said.

I walked away, and sat in the corner, “Hey you want to dance” Carter my crush said. “Sure” I said. We danced and it felt like instant love, “Hey idiot enjoying you dance” Heather said, “Get out of here before you embarrass yourself” Beth said she threw punch on my black dress.

I began to cry as I ran out, my mask slipped off. “Where are you going” he yelled, he picked up my mask.

I got in my car and drove away; “Gwen” Bridgette said chasing after me. “That was Gwen” Carter said “I have to find her’.

“She lives on second and fifth” Bridgette said. “Ok thanks” Carter left.

I was crying in my bedroom, and then I heard a knock on the door. “Gwen” I heard Carter said. “What” I muttered opening the door. “I am sorry” Carter said he kissed me.

“This is yours” He put the mask on me a perfect fit.

THE END

(Sorry for the sucky punctuation and Grammar i was tired)

NIzzy's Story
Sleeping Beauty Parody 

Princess Aurora – Gwen

Maleficent – Heather

Flora – Katie

Fauna – Justin

Merryweather – Sadie

Prince Phillip - Trent

Once upon a time there was a handsome prince, his name was Trent. He longed for the beautiful princess Gwen since they were children; however she had gone missing some time ago and wasn’t seen for years. The memories of her daunted him; will he ever see his princess again?

It was a sunny day and Prince Trent decided to go for a ride in the woods.

“Trent, you’ll need to find your princess soon, you know that but... Anyways just be careful you’re our prince and you’ll inherit the title of king one day.” His father said glaring at him in hope that he listened. The prince had gotten up onto his horse and didn’t even look at his father.

“Sure...” He said whilst staring at the floor and with that he cantered on towards the woods.

Meanwhile in a cottage three fairies were busy preparing for a big event.

“Gwen, could you get us some berries?” Said one of the fairies.

“Okay.” She replied and walked out of the house to do as she was asked.

The young girl was collecting berries and just as she had finished she bumped into a handsome young man.

“Oh, sorry my lady.” He said and blushed. Gwen giggled and they exchanged glances.

Back at the cottage the fairies were still getting things ready.

“Katie I can’t wait ‘til Gwen’s birthday” Said one of the fairies.

“Me too. EEEE! What about you, fairy Justin?” Said Katie.

“Ungh, I’m not a fairy!” He said.

The three made haste in preparing for the event, decorations, cake, and a beautiful birthday present. Eventually after a lot of work they had finished and went to hide.

“Damn, when is she coming?” Justin said.

“Quiet, fairy Justin, we can’t let her hear us.” Said Sadie.

“For the last freakin’ time I ain’t some stupid fairy! I’m a guy!” He shouted.

“Poor Justin, she’s delusional.” Katie said with a sigh, Justin however seemed like ‘her’ head was going to explode in anger.

Just then someone walked into the room.

“Guys?” Just as Gwen finished her sentence they jumped out and wished her a Happy Birthday.

At the castle the prince sat on his bed thinking about the day Gwen was cursed...

“What pin prick? What did she mean...?” He whispered.

Trent walked out of his room and saw the guard asleep on the floor as he walked through the halls he came across more guards asleep, knowing something was wrong he ran off towards the evil castle of Heather.

(I'm not finished! DX)

Shane's Story
Fairy tale it is based on: This will hopefully be a modern take on Snow White.

Snow White: Gwen

Prince Charming: Trent

Wicked Queen: Heather,

Once upon a time, a gothic girl lived in a house. Every day, a paper boy would come out and throw a paper on her front door step. She would always watch and sigh as her heart melted.

“Isn’t Trent dreamy?” the gothic girl asks another girl in small clothing.

“Yeah, yeah, so hot, Gwen, you’re way better off without him.” the girl in small clothing sarcastically says. All of a sudden, the paper boy takes off his shirt and wipes his head. He rides off and Heather stares, “He’s gorgeous.”

“Trent’s the hottest.”

“Hey Gwen!” Trent calls, “Wanna ride on my handlebars?”

“Sure, Trent.” Gwen replies. Gwen goes out and sits on his bars. Trent goes to put his shirt back on but Gwen tells him, “You can leave it off.” The duo ride off.

“THAT SCUMBAG! He’s totally mine.” Heather yells. An idea suddenly pops in her head, “I know what I can do.” Late that night, Heather was working on something. In the morning, Gwen was about to have breakfast. Heather comes out with her finished project and says, “Here, Gwen. Want to have a bagel?”

“Sure, Heather.” Gwen says. Heather puts it in the micro wave and she talks to herself saying,

“That idiot, the bagel is poisoned so that when she eats it, she will get knocked out!” Heather begins to laugh quite loudly.

Gwen calls out, “Heather, you okay in there?”

“Fabulous! You want regular or strawberry cream cheese on your totally not poisoned bagel?” Heather asks.

“Strawberry.” Gwen answers. The bagel is done and is served to Gwen. She eats it and is immediately knocked out. Heather laughs and walks outside.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA! My plan is foolproof. Unless her true love comes by and kisses her, she will be asleep for eternity!” Heather then notices some people staring at her, “What?” she asks, “It’s total tradition.”

Later in the day, Trent comes by. He calls to Gwen and nothing happens. Finally, he walks to the door and knocks on it. Heather comes out and asks, “Why, Trent. What a surprise.”

“I come here every single day at the same time. Where’s Gwen?” Trent asks concerned.

“Oh she’s just, taking a nap. Forever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Heather laughs. Lightning suddenly booms out of nowhere during her laugh.

“What did you do to her?” Trent asks.

“I just gave her a poisoned bagel and she went out like a baby.” Heather evilly says. Trent pushes her away and rushes inside. He looks around and finds her on the couch. He runs to her and feels her pulse.

“Thankfully there is a pulse.” Trent says, obviously relieved.

“You can’t do a thing! Only true love can break the spell!” Heather says.

“You know, you give a lot of obvious hints.” Trent says.

“What? It’s total tradition.” Heather says.

“Gwen, if you don’t make it out of here, I just want to let you know, that I love you so much. You’re the prettiest girl I’ve even seen. I want to be with you.” Trent says. He suddenly kisses her on the lips.

Gwen’s eyes opened and she coughed. She asks, “What happened?”

“Heather poisoned your bagel.” Trent says.

“WHAT!?! Heather!” Gwen yells.

“Oh crap!” Heather screams. Gwen chases Heather while Trent calls the cops. The police get there and they arrest Heather. The sun sets and Gwen and Trent are looking at the sunset.

“Trent, how did you free me? You know, from the spell.” Gwen asks.

“I kissed you on the lips.” Trent explains.

“Can you please do it again? I think the spell’s coming back on to me.”

“Oh you joker you.” Trent says. The two lean in and they kiss. They lived happily even after.

THE END

Tdafan's Story
(Note: This is a parody of The Three Little Pigs)

The Three Little Teens

Once upon a time, there were three teens, Geoff, Tyler, and Harold.

They had just moved out and moved along with their lives, including building their own houses.

But, one evil teen cannibal, Duncan, wanted some dinner, and knocked on Geoff’s door of his house of straw.

Geoff opened, ”Sup, dude”.

“Hello, little party boy”, the sly wolf said, grinning, Geoff immediately shut his door and panicked.

“Can I come in?”

“No. Not by the no hair on my chinny chin chin dude”, Geoff replied.

“Well”, Duncan began ,”I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in!”

And he did, gobbling up Geoff.

Next was Tyler, his house made of sticks stood high.

Duncan knocked the stick door, ”Little wannabe jock, little wannabe jock, may I come in?”

Tyler gulped and screamed, ”NO NO NO!”

Duncan laughed, ”Well in that case”, and the same thing that happened to Geoff happened to poor Tyler.

Lastly, Harold, the only one who passed his SATs had made his house of brick, Duncan knocked, smiling wickedly “Little nerd, little nerd, may I come in?”

Harold gasped and replied, ”No, Not by the awesome goatee on my chinny chin chin.”

“Well”, Duncan said, “Time to blow down your house!”

And he did just that to the brick house, blowing harder than he ever blew in his whole life.

Harold gasped, ”Don’t hurt me, please, oh please”.

Duncan laughed, picked him up and started giving him a wedgie.

“OW!” Harold screamed, in pain.

“I’ll let you go”, Duncan said, “Don’t tell anyone”.

Harold had on a wicked smile, and called everyone he ever met and told them about what happened.

Duncan heard about it, and ran to Harold’s new house, he wasn’t feeling like blowing down his house again, so he climbed down the chimney.

He landed, in a small pool full of sharks.

“Hello, Duncan” ,Harold said, ”I saw you coming here, so, obviously I did this”.

“Get me out!” Duncan screamed.

“Nah” ,Harold replied walking away as the sharks ate Duncan till he was no more.

THE END!