User blog:ConkerChu/Conker's War

Guys, from today onwards, I shall be reffered to as Sir Major Captain Treasure Conker. Any objections goes into my war against lovers of mutiny. This includes Wes and The Evil Liam. Here's my army song.

La, la, la, la,

Weaponry

It's the way to get it done,

Weaponry

It's effective and it's fun!

If you want to make them fall on bended knee at your command,

Bow their heads and swear that you're the leader of the land,

State your wishes in a language they all understand

With weaponry

That's the plan!

If power's on your shopping list

Then use the elbow and the fist,

Pummel 'em until they get the gist

Just make an example of

Representative sample of

And most of them will not be missed

You can beat 'em up by any means

Or blow them all to smithereens!

A favorite of this sentient machine

Never mind the fatalities

Where there's municipalities

To crush a set of with the threat of

Weaponry

Will inspire Conker-Chu

Weaponry

To have confidence in you!

If I'm gonna be a conqueror and win my leader's love,

I'll take it to the people with the eagle, not the dove

If there's one thing that obedience is symptomatic of,

It's W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y:

Weaponry!

From above!