Total Drama Hotel

'''Chris: Welcome to Total Drama Hotel folks! This year on TD we have 16 fresh faces to take on this hotel and its mysteries. Every week when a team wins a challenge, their reward is a key to unlock a new room in the hotel which they claim as their own. When the merge hits there is a twist that can change the game for everyone! This is the brand new, Total Drama Hotel!!'''

Contestants: (CLOSED)
Cassie - Female - The Dumb Blonde - SoaringSpirits

Newton - Male - The Street Dude - SoaringSpirits

Daniel - Male - The Nice Guy - NanoPower512

Jason - Male - The Affectionic - NanoPower512

Robin - Male - The misunderstood outstander - Sound

Azuna - Female - Pure Evil - Sound

Russel - Male - The Alchemist - Owen

Maya - Female - The Artist - Owen

Ren - Male - The Clumsy Hero - Xros

Asuna - The Female Swordsman - Xros

Mia - The Undercover Police Agent - Race, the one and ONLEH!

'''Paul - The one who is convinced that he can turn into a incredibly dragon capable to save world from the evil forces of evil. - Race :3'''

'''Pencil - The like totally coolest girl in like the world! - MIB Agent'''

Looker - The OTHER undercover agent - MIB Agent

Dianna - The Hot, Smart, and Devious Brazillian - Disco Party   Game Store Owner! 

Tom - The Hardcore Mudkip Fan - Disco Party   Game Store Owner! 

Karl - The Fairly Normal Guy - BlazeHead 51

Niall - The Football Nut - BlazeHead 51

Eraser - The arrogant "which is" spammer - IfraidGryphLW160BSF

Mine Turtle - The Mine Turtle - IfraidGryphLW160BSF

Episode 01: The New Arrivals
'''Chris: Welcome to the hotel! Please chat here until everyone arrives.'''

Paul: Ya, first post!

Jason: :D *Hugs Paul* I MADE IT WOOO! *Jumps up and down clapping.... uhh... like a man*

Pencil: Hey guys!

Jason: OMG! OMG :D it's another person *hugs Pencil like a girl- I mean Man*

Looker: Uhhh....

Jason: :O...... HAI ^.^ HUGS *Hugs Looker like...uh..like.... a GIRL*

Looker: *Brings out pipe* BACK BAAACK

Jason: O_o uhh..... *punches the pipe out of Lookers hands* Acept it *Tackles Looked to the ground, FINNALY like a man*

Pencil: *Runs away*

Jason:*Finnishes hugging looker* ok I'm done

Looker: *Picks pipe back up* Can we just start this?

Jason: I don't know, Let's go find pencil, she might know *grabs Lookers hand,girly, Drags Looker with him ,Manly,*

Robin: *walks into the Hotel with a cigarette in his mouth*

Jason: wait.. aren't you from that one show..... what's it called again?

Pencil: *Shivering in a corner*

Russel: *Walks over* Hi

Maya: *Walking over as well* Hello

Dianna: Hey, there. *smiles*

Eraser: Hi guys.

Dianna: *walks over* You look like you could use a little help. Alliance?

Pencil: *Sticks head out* Eraser?!?!

Looker: WHO ARE THESE TALKING OBJECTS?

Dianna: *to Looker* Alliance?

Looker: Ah, you look normal enough! Alright. Alliance!

Dianna: Thanks. *kisses Looker on the cheek and walks away*

Tom: WHO LIKES MUDKIP?!

Looker: Oh.

Tom: DO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?!

Looker: I prefer Croagunk

Eraser: which is?

Mine turtle: Hello.

Russel: *Sees Eraser and Pencil, walks over* Are you Pencil and Eraser from BFDI?

Tom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NEVER!

Eraser: Yes I am.

Mine Turtle: Hello Russel.

Azuna: *walks into the hotel bumps into Robin* Watch out you d**ck!

Robin: Seriously I was standing here you're the one bumping into me *continue smoking*

Pencil: *To Russel* Pfft nah, I am too cool for that show. (Ok maybe not)

Eraser: Robin smoking is bad for your lungs, whatever those are.

Looker: Indeed, as part of the national police force we look down upon smoking.

Robin: There is a reason why I smoke and that reason in none of your business. *continuing smoking*

Azuna: That is sad! Addicted much?

Eraser: well let's arrest him or he's gonna get cancer.

Looker: *Takes away cigarettes*

Pencil: *Takes away matches* Oh if only Match was here

Jason: ... Robin, do you want to talk about it :(

Looker: *Looks at the cigarette Robin is smoking* How does your final one taste?

Russel: *To Mine Turtle and Eraser* Wanna make an alliance?

Robin: What part of Mind you own business don't you get *takes the cigarettes back* you can keep the matches.

Jason: Sorry for bothering you, Here have this *Gives him more cigarettes* Sorry, Again

Eraser: grrr *throws the mine turtle into Robin's cigarettes*

Mine turtle: Hello *explodes*

Robin:  (CONF) Wow is this the Confession cool! Anyway what's up with everyone getting their pants stuck in a mower because I smoke it's not like they have to pay it and I make sure no one can smoke along with me because I only smoke outside and places where the air get cleaned all the time. It's completely stupid especially that... guy that says he's from the police, geez come on that guy must used something to think that. Someting like ate too much candy, people can go crazy over that. (CONF)

Jason: Umm.... guys, Smoking isn't illegal and is used to calm people down, it also has nicotine which makes them addicted and deprivation of such could cause Anger Issues, Sad Emotions and Addiction problems, he can stop if he wants to but it would be safer to do this banter at least after the show if you can't stop now, sorry Robin :(

Azuna: And why are you defending him?

Jason: Put yourself in his shoes, everyone's against him, I was brought up to be nice and that isn't nice, and you guys even got the facts wrong and reasoning, basically, Don't dis people around me :)

Azuna: I only called him d*ck because he was standing in my way I don't care if he smokes, it's his choice and if he want's to die while having a terrible lung decease it's fine by me. Atleast he isn't gonna get killed by me, so that is a bonus I guess.

Jason: ………you called him a D*ck? And I wasn't directing at you it was to the people who are annoying

Robin: Thanks Jason atleast don't get on my business like everyone else. *throws his Cigarette away*

Jason: I have no need in snooping in other people's Buisness because I don't need the knowledge not given to me :)

Looker: Azuna! You are making this worse. I now thinking back on it should've talked to him about it and uhhh Pencil, give him back his matches.

Pencil: Awww but I wanted to play spongy cake!

Chris: The challenge will be later today, continue talking until then.

Azuna: how am I making it worse you're the one who's thinking you can decide things for other people.

Jason:Um.... I'm on AZUNA' S side, all she did was insult him, and as mean as that is, you tried to force him to give up his habits and your doing it because you "look down" on smoking, she had a reason, you don't :(

Eraser: Robin has anger issues then? Well if he doesn't wanna die with bad lungs maybe a electronic one will do the trick.

Jason: It doesn't mean he's nessecerilly having angry issues, it could be he got stressed and started smoking to keep him from hurting others :)

Robin: Talking about being judgemental.. what does me smoking have to do with anger issues?

Azuna: (CONF) Yay finally I am not being the center of the angry people! Now it's time to work on my plan! (END CONF)

Jason: I believe Robin has a bigger point than Eraser, If you could evaluate Eraser it would help your situation, but I BELIVE that you all have no right judging robin even if you make a valid point, I'm not trying to be mean And trying to be polite :)

Robin: Thanks Jason atleast someONE doesn't judge me from what I do.

Azuna: (CONF) Okay can I just add that Jason is grosing me out everytime he talks he does that thing with his hand it's so weird and oh yeah he is sucking up to Robin big time. Which is weird, usually a girl sucks up to a guy if she likes him does that mean Jason is ....*camera battery is empty (END CONF)

Jason: (CONF) for some reason, I don't think Azuna likes me.... And I don't think Robin and Eraser do either..... what did I do to make people hate me?:(

Eraser: Jason you said smoking was to calm down people now I thinking your a- *steps on mine turtle* uh oh.

Mine turtle: Hello *explodes*

Jason: A..... What? :(

Eraser: *is recovered from the God of recovery centers* that's a new recovery type.

Jason: What were you saying again?

Azuna: O_O What the F**k just happend?

Robin: Just because there is something to calm people down doesn't mean they have anger issues. And besides what's up with that turtle?

Eraser: I like that point actually and that turtle well idk.

Jason: But what we're YOU saying....

Looker: Robin, I am sorry that I did that. I didn't know how addicted you were. But you really should try and stop.

Jason: Fine... I am giving up on what you were gonna tell me eraser, tell me another time :) Hi looker

Daniel: O.o Um.... Jason don't talk too much... you might....you know

Robin: *glares at Looker* (CONF) That ... guy is getting on my nerves. He's so judgemental and I hate that. (END CONF)

Daniel: Jason, maybe you shouldn't make any friends because of your ......P-pro b lem :(

Jason: I know.......*sigh* At least we're still friends Daniel *sadly looks at everyone he is not allowed to make friends with, including Azuna, Looker, eraser, Robin and pencil* :(

Looker (CONF) My investigation is going well. Even if I get eliminated, this has still been a success (END CONF)

Azuna: *playing piano and singing really good*

Jason: (CONF) I have issues....... I can't be friends with them because..... I'm worthless because I have an addiction to blood, I cut all the time and it weirds people out.... also, for some reason people think I'm gay

Challenge
Chris: Welcome everyone, to Total Drama Hotel! Your first challenge is to find the keys in the pool outside. You have to dive off (1 line), Look for the key (8 lines) and finally grab the key (1 line). Only 3 people can find the keys as there are only 3 keys. I will reveal the prize for winning later on. You may START!!

Azuna: *dives off*

Robin: *dives off*

Eraser: *drives off*

Mine turtle: *droves off*

Karl: (dives off)

Niall: (dives off)

Eraser: *loocks for key*

Mine turtle: *looks for key+

Azuna: *looks for key*

Robin: *looks for key*

Eraser: *looks for key*

Mine turtle: *looks for key*

Azuna: *looks for key*

Robin: *looks for key*

Eraser: *looks for key*

Mine turtle: *looks for key*

Azuna: *looks for key*

Robin: *looks for key*

Eraser: *looks for key*

Mine turtle: *looks for key*

Azuna: *looks for key* (4)

Robin: *looks for key* (4)

Eraser: *looks for key*

Mine turtle: *looks for key*

Azuna: *looks for key*

Robin: *looks for key*

Eraser: *looks for key*

Mine turtle: *looks for key*

Azuna: *looks for key*

Robin: *looks for key*

Mine turtle: *looks for key*

Eraser: *looks for key*

Azuna: *looks for key*

Robin: *looks for key*

Eraser: *finds key*

Mine turtle: *finds key*

Azuna: *looks for key*

Robin: *looks for key*

Eraser: *grabs key*

Mine turtle: *grabs key*

Robin: *almost grabs a key but falls*

Azuna: *makes Robin fall and grabs the key* That's for standing in my way!

Looker: *Dives*

Pencil: *Dives*

Robin: *walks away and lights a cigarette* Well Played Azuna well played!

Jason: I'll never find one now *dives*

Looker: *Looks for key*

Pencil: *looks for key*

Jason:*looks for key -.-*

Looker: *Looks some more* Where did you hide this thing?!

Pencil: *Looks more* Water is bad for my health!

Azuna: Haha loosers in the water..

Robin: Why? *continue's smoking*

Azuna: What? Oh Nevermind *looking at everyone searching or keys*

Looker: *Looks for keys* *Then looks at robin* Maybe I was wrong he seems very nice....

Pencil: *Looks for keys* Whoa I am talking in water.

Robin: *continue smoking* how long is this challenge gonna take?

Azuna: I don't care it's funny to see people search for something that isn't their.

Eraser: hold on theres 3 keys in total me mine turtle and Azuna already got one thats 3 so isnt this over?

Looker: You're right, Eraser

Pencil: *Still looking*

Looker: Pencil, you can stop.

'''Chris: Okay, Earser, Mine Turtle and Azuna win Team Captains! You will pick your teams.....NEXT EPISODE! Will Mine Turtle be a fan favourite? Will Azuna be even more mean? will Cassie be even more dumb? find out these answers and more next time, on Total. Drama. Hotel!'''

Episode 2: Hotel Dash!
'''Chris: Team captains pick in a few minutes, Chat  victims- I mean contestants. :]'''

Eraser: well I cant believe I won challenge 1.

Jason: Congrats dude, you deserved it!

Robin: *smoking outside so that no one get bothered*

Azuna: *whispering in Robin's ear* How does it feel to loose like that.

Robin: WOW *almost falls* you almost scared the p**s out of me. Anyway, what are you talking about?

Azuna: I am talking about how a fake turtle won over you.

Robin: Is that thing actually competing?

Jason: Hi Guys,  What are you doing? *stands next to azuna with a smile*

Robin: *smoking* Talking, scaring me the usual.

Azuna: *tries not to look at Jason* (CONF) He is so f*cking creepy abd his teeth were red like WTF. (END CONF)

Jason: *decides Azuna hates him and knows she's looking at the blood from his cuts and stops smiling to hide it*

Looker: So there are going to be 3 teams huh?

Pencil: LIKE NO DUHH CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

Azuna: *walks inside to Looker* You say you're a cop right, can you keep a eye on Jason he has blood or something on his teeth.

Looker: *Turns to Jason* Strange. Are all the contestants still alive?

Jason: *shakes Lookers hand, accidentally revealing his bleeding wrists* What's strange?

Robin: *finish smoking and sees Jasons wrists* uhm gotta pee be right back *goes to the toilet*

Looker: *Sweating a bit* Nothing Jason

Pencil: *Sees Jason's wrists too* Gotta sharpen my lead!

Azuna: *making a sandwich* yum that is gonna be good.

Looker: *Done shaking Jason's hand* Uhh I gotta go fix a sammich!

'''Chris: Okay, You guys can start picking members now. Eraser pick 3 people, then Mine Turtle pick 3, then Azuna pick 3 and so on.'''

Looker: Uhh how does mine turtle pick?

Jason: Looker makes a valid point he- *falls unconscious because of BLOOD loss*

'''Chris: He blows them up. :)'''

Chyna: GO EXPLODE!

Chris: Not this running gag again... *Puts Chyna on a Slingshot and shoots her away." Oh yeah, thats the exit thingy this time around. :)

Pencil: *Looks at jason* OH MY GOLF BALL  ​

Jason: I'm oka- *falls unconscious again*

Looker: I don't think he can particpate in this challenge

Jason: *Gets up* I-m Ph ine Looker, Ih Just can't see, or *falls unconscious*

Pencil: Hey hosty guy you outta bring in the paramedics!

Jason: *blood pouring OUT of his wrists and some out of his head* imfffinwesanswart

Robin: *walking out of the toilet* ah, *washing his hands* so what's up.

Azuna: *eating the sandwich* FOOD!

Jason: Nothing..... just dying *falls unconscious*

Robin: wow Jason *runs to him* are you okay?

Looker: *Eating my own sandwhich* So I did think very wrongly of robin at first....

Azuna: *drinking apple juice* What do you mean?

Jason: I can still do the CHALLA- * BLEEDS TO THE EXTREME* Oh.... maybe not *passes out

Looker: Nothing

Daniel: What Happened over here? 0_0

Niall: it's a m-m-m-m-murder!

Karl: no it's not!, he's just passed out.

Niall: i think i need to lie down, before i pass out as well...(walks away)

Pencil: WIMP!

Jason: That's Not very- *trips over Azuna' s foot by accident causing more blood loss, a bit close to pencil* :(

Eraser: I pick Pencil, Looker and Karl.

Mine turtle: *explodes on Robin, Niall and Jason*

Pencil: Hey eraser!

Looker: I will be valuable for your team!

Azuna:Uhm Daniel, Cassie and Newton.

Jason: At least I'm on Mine Turtle and Robin and Niall' s tea- *Bleeds out again*

Niall: i wonder if he's made of ketchup?

Karl: no, just no dude.

Jason: That's not very nice :(

Robin: Are you alright?

Jason: I think so, wait, why are there three of you?

Russel: *Confessional* Looks like my idea of being in an alliance with Mine Turtle and Eraser is not going to work... *Non-Conf* *To Eraser* Wanna be in a boys alliance?

'''Chris: Eraser continue picking. '''

Paul: Forgot to partecipate

Mia: Yeah, same...it's weird, I forgot about this camp

Eraser: Russel,Maya and Ren

Mine turtle: *blows Mia, Paul and Asuna up*

Azuna: Tom and diana Wait who is left?

'''Chris: No one now. Challenge is tomorrow.'''

Azuna: WHAT *walks up to Chris* OUR TEAM IS OUT NUMBERED! THAT ISN'T FAIR!

'''Chris: *Scowls* Fine, you can have the robot. *A robot walks over and stands near azuna.*'''

Azuna: *looks at the Robot* I was actually thinking of a advantage in the challenge.

Eraser: haha you got a useless robot.

Mine turtle: *blows Robot up*

Daniel: It's not that bad.... I hope

Jason: *still bleeding* 0.o why do I have blood coming out of my head, man where is the paramedics when you need them

Eraser: they come when Pigs fl- * pig flys and paramedics spawn* nevermind.

Azuna: *sees Jason and puches the robot his way* Go sit in this thing so we don't have to see you bleeding!

Jason: But I ain't on your team, and besides *Gets in paramedics van* who wants to come? There's a mall near the hospital :)

Looker: *Hits robot with pipe* Uhh does this thing even move, or speak?

Dianna: I quit because having objects and a turtle in a hotel is so under level. Plus, I have to go model. *walks away*

Tom: Ditto, except the modeling part. *walks away*

Looker: (CONF) I would quit this too but I still feel like there is something bigger going on here (END CONF)

Pencil: HOW RUDE! Objects are like the best!

Robin: if you need me I am outside *goes outside and lights up a cigarette*

Eraser: yeah I agree with pencil atleast we have a recovery center so dying is no matter humans have to worry though.

Looker: *Walks outside* Robin.... I am sorry for judging you, I am here for undercover duties, villans are trying to steal the prize and I am very jumpy.

Paul: Recovery Center? It means that if I die I won't be sent to paradise? PERFECTION! Now sorry I have to fly for fun

Mia: Do what?!

Paul: Fly! Did you know? I can transform into a dragon and pwn the evil forces of evil

Mia: Yeah....right......*to herself* are you kidding me?. *to Paul*. Nice one...I...I guess?

Robin: Uhm how undercover are you? *continue smoking*

Paul: Did I reveal my secret identity? DARN IT. Memory remover *flashes it making everoyone forgetting what he said* So, guys, how it's going?

Mia:..................................meh

Looker: Pretty undercover, Robin I do not think the enemy has found me.

Strange Man: (CONF) That looker guy is an idiot (End CONF)

Challenge:

'''Chris: This week's challenge is to push each other through the hotel on the bus boy carts. Each team assign a pusher then run through the hotel (10 lines) then grab the key at the end (1 line) and you win immunity! The other 2 teams will face off in a sudden death challenge later on. Anyways, go!'''

Paul: VICTORY IS OURS! Lemme push! I'll unleash THE POWER OF THE................duh, yeah, almost forgot. I didn't say anything!

Azuna: I push..

Robin: Paul be my guest...

Paul: Actually, there's no home here :u. Since no objections are heard in the wind, I'll be the mighty pusher

Mia: Ok...let's do it then?

Robin: Cool! *get's hit in the back of his head* Hey what was that

Azuna: Just to get your attention, cause your team is gonna loose!

Robin: We will see that.

Eraser: guess ill push.

Mine turtle: *blows Paul up*

Azuna: *pushing the bus boy cart and run through the hotel*

Mine turtle: *somehow pushing the bus boy carts and runs through hotel*

Eraser: *pushing bus boy cart and runs through hotel*

Azuna: *pushing the bus boy cart and run through the hotel*

Eraser: ^pushing boy cart and runs through hotel* (CONF) I'd die if mine turtle wins.

Mine turtle: *pushing boy cart and runs through hotel*

Karl: (pushing boy cart and runs through hotel)

Niall: (pushing boy cart and runs through hotel)

Mine turtle: *pushing boy cart and runs through hotel*

Eraser: *pushing cart runs through hotel

Looker: .... Why?

Pencil: IT IS FUUUUUUUUN!

Azuna: *pushing the bus boy cart and run through the hotel*

Eraser: *pushing cart and runs through hotel*

Mine turtle: *pushing cart and runs through hotel*

Azuna: *pushing the bus boy cart and run through the hotel*

Mine turtle: *pishing cart and runs through hotel*

Eraser: ^pushing cart and runs through hotel*

Looker: *Pulls out laptop* We are on something called "Drama Hotel totally" or something right? It says chris is going to school and may discontinue it.

Jason: Already? But I made new friends!

Mine turtle: *pushing cart and runs through hotel*

Eraser: hold on since mine turtle has the lead if this is discontinued does that mean he or she wins?

Azuna: *looks for chris* Where is that dou... guy?

Jason: Ditched us here? D:

Mine turtle: *pushing cart and runs through hotel*

Eraser: well if this is canceled that means mine turtle has the money.

Azuna: *falls over Eraser* Is Chris really gone?

Mine turtle: *pushing cart and runs through hotel*

Eraser: sorry but it's true and the turtle won't stop -_-.

Jason: WAIT, who is gonna take us home... I live in a different state

Robin: and what now?

Azuna: Robin did anyone ever told you look incridible good?

Robin: *shy* Uhm yeah

Jason: XD you two picked a bad time to flirt with each other!

Daniel: .... I don't know what's going on :D

Mine turtle: *pushing cart and runs through hotel*

Eraser: uhh a fake turtle is about to win the challenge.

Jason: :3

Daniel: XD

Mine turtle: *finishes pushing cart and stops running through hotel

Eraser: uh oh.

Robin: Did that turtle just win?

Azuna: Who cares so tell me do you have a girlfriend?

Robin: I really don't wanna talk about that..

Strange man: I will have the money for team rocket! *Steals Looker's pipe and throws it at mine turtle's button*

Mine turtle: *dodges, gets key, opens the case and spends the money on a nuclear bomb and activates it*

Eraser: meep.

Azuna: Why not you can tell us, unless you don't like her.

Robin: Well it's compicated.

Looker: Get out of here *Runs to the bomb and tries to deactivate it*

Pencil: :0

'''Chris: Who ever thought I was gone was wrong! WHAHAHA, Anyway uhm that fake turtle team wins!! The other next challenge is tomorrow!'''

Looker: But the blog post... You guys saw it too right?

Eraser: hold on so this was an act? (CONF): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *explodes*

'''Chris: Okay it's cleaning time! No seriously the two teams that didn't won have to clean rooms! Each teams has to clean one floor, per floor there are 15 rooms! So take the cleaning utensils and go clean, the team that clean's their floor first wins. (1 line per room so in total 15 lines)'''

​Daniel: Ok, let's do dis *cleans room 1*

Azuna: Ugh Why? *cleaning room 1*

Daniel: Dum..Dum...Dum...Dun Dunnah NAH DUN DUNNAH NAH *Cleans room 2*

Azuna: *cleaning room 2* Why are people so grose?!!!

Daniel: When I'm gone, when I'm gone, your gonna miss me when I'm gone *Cleans up room 3*

Azuna: Ew ew ew ew *Cleaning room 4*

Jason: SOMEONE HELP ME! *Cleaning room 3*

Eraser: *cleaning room 1*

Azuna: *Cleaning room 5*

Mine turtle: *blows up room 5 in the other floor*

Eraser: is that even allowed *cleans room2*