User:DerpyandDawn

Best Lines
'Max, just Max. What the hell is that freak of nature? Are they trying to raise awareness for Foetal Alcohol Syndrome or something, cuz I can't think of any other reason to justify how that hideous thing could even exist? I'm just curious as to whether the people who designed him were busy having a cocktail party that night. ~ Stryzzar'

'Max - F*** this Denzel Crocker expy looking a**. I'm a equal opportunity. This mother*****r got a double chin. WHAT IN THE F***! I ain't never seen an animated character as hideous as this bearded breakfest burrito in the face looking a** creature. GTFOH.~ Moneyballer24

DAWNY THE SWAGMEISTER ~ Gwopher

Pahkitew Island My Way
14. Beardo - He didn't do much and was just a waste of space - 14th - So Uh This Is My Team? - EP 1

13. Leonard - He made his team loose the challenge - 13th - I Love You Grease Pig - EP 2

 - EP 3 - Twinning Is Everything

12. Dave - He Freaked out During the Challenge about Germs so they voted him off - 12th - I Love You I Love You Knots - EP 4

11/10. Sky - She was a threat do to her major athleticism and god playing abilities - 11/10th - A Blast Drom The Past - EP 5

11/10. Ella - She was annoying and she lost her hair during the challenge and bad mouthed Sky to Sugar - 11/10th - A Blast From The Past - EP 5

>MERGE<

9. Jasmine - When sparks fly with her and Shawn Scarlett tricks everyone into voting her off - 9th - Mo Monkey Mo Problems - EP 6

 - EP 7 - This Is The Pits!

8. Shawn - He Went Even More Crazy with Jasmine gone and they elliminated him so he could get therapy - 8th - 3 Zones And A Baby - EP 8

7. Max - Scarlett Saw no Use in Him and Sabotaged Him in The Challenge - 7th - Hurl And Go Seek - EP 9

6/5. Rodney - He fell in love with Amy and she elliminated him because she needed a target and he was a threat but before he was cannoned she kissed him - 6/5th - Scarlett Fever - EP 10

6/5. Scarlett - She was finnaly discovered by Amy and Amy destroyed her every chance of winning - 6/5th Scarlett Fever - EP 10

4. Sugar - She was sabotaged by Amy in The Talent Contest and Since she got last place she was automaticcally elliminated - 4th - Pahk'd With Talent - EP 11

3. Topher - Amy got to choose who to elliminate and she chose Topher to Make Samey Sadder and Weak - 3rd - Break Back Mountain - EP 12

TDPI characters my way (Not Really)
Bella (Ella) - The Princess Cosplayer

Leonard - The Fairy with a Beard

Tommy (Topher) - The Sexy Farmer

Jazz (Jasmine) - The Crazy Pink Adventurist

Yeoz (Sky) - The Asian Zoey Fan

Max - Mr.Sunshine

Scars (Scarlett) - The Professional Goth

Shawn - The Eco Friendly Lunatic

Charlie (Dave) - The Sarcastic Clown Idiot

David (Beardo - The Hispanic Panic

Sweetie Boom Boom (Honey Boo Boo/Sugar) - The Paegeant Queen

Jamey (Samey) - The Evil Twin in Disguise

Amey (Amy) - The Good Twin in Disguise

Rodney - The Colorfull Country Boy

Couples
Scars & Max

Charlie & Yeoz

Sweetie Boom Boom & David

Amey & Tommy

Rodney & Everyone

Shawn & Jazz

My Awesome RP
Topher: HI OMG HI HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI​HIHIHIHIHI!

Dawn: i am psychic remember?

Dawn: Hi Topher

Amy: Hi Topher

Topher: YOU'RE NOT PSYCHIC YOU FAKE

Topher:

Amy: Yes I remem

Amy: ber

Amy: wait what?!?

Topher: DAWN IS NOT A PSYCHIC.

Topher: SHE'S A FAKE

Amy: Oh my DAWN

Dawn: WAHT?

Dawn: Topher u liar!

Topher: I MEAN WHO USES COLORS TO READ PEOPLE

Topher: I'M LAUGHING IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW

Amy: Topher calm

Topher: I AM CALM HAHA!

Topher: I'm fabulous as well.

Dawn: ur ugly

Topher: Unlike that fake Dawn.

Topher: EL OH EL! I'm ugly? Look at yourself.

Topher:

Amy: No Topher is cute and Dawn is pretty

Samey joined the chat 27 minutes ago

Amy: Hello

Topher: WHO EVEN ARE YOU? ARE YOU AMY'S PARADOX?????!

Samey: NO U UGLY MOOSE

Dawn joined the chat 26 minutes ago

Topher: YOU WILL BE SUED FOR CALLING ME THAT.

Topher: THIS IS SOOOO LIBEL.

Samey: PLZ I WILL MURDER U U HAG

Courtney joined the chat 25 minutes ago

Dawn: Hi

Courtney: SUING IS MY THING.

Topher: AS IF.

Dawn: *makes out with courtney*

Samey: Ew

Courtney: EW I'M WITH SCOTT

Topher: I'M THE ONLY GAY ONE HERE.

Topher: *slaps Dawn*

Samey joined the chat 24 minutes ago

Samey: i ship Duncney

Courtney: YOU BETCH.

Courtney: DON'T MENTION EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF HIS DISGUSTING CHEATER NAME AGAIN!

Courtney: *attacks Samey*

Dawn: U UGLU ORE

Topher: YOU FAKE PSYCHIC

Dawn: IM DATING SCOTT

Dawn:

Courtney: NO YOU AREN'T

Dawn: *MURDERS OURTNEY*

Courtney: (dawny we could totally do a tdpi rp)

Courtney: (8 characters to you 8 characters to me

Courtney: 8 tabs)

Dawn: (IKR)

Courtney: let's do it irl

Dawn: YES

Dawn: amu wtf where r u

Courtney: idek

Courtney: anyways

Courtney: i call topher and amy

Courtney: and dave

Courtney: and ella

Courtney: you can pick four

Courtney:

Dawn: k

Dawn: Samey Sugar, Sky

Dawn: and

Dawn: Shawn

Courtney: I'll take chris you can have chef

Dawn: Scarlett

Courtney: so 3 more

Dawn: k

Topher: pick two more dawny

Dawn: k

Amy: What

Dawn: un

Dawn: Hi

Topher: um

Topher: hi

Topher: wb

Topher: we were going to do a tdpi rp

Topher:

Amy: CourtnexDuncan

Dawn: we r doing TDPI rp

Dawn: u can be Amy

Courtney: ok

Courtney: no chef

Courtney: just chris

Amy: Courney guess what

Courtney: so I'll take Topher, Dave, Chris, Ella, and Jasmine

Courtney: wat

Dawn: I pick Max

Dawn: and

Amy: DUNCAN

Courtney: dawny get samey sugar sky shawn and scarlett irl

Dawn: and Max

Courtney: no that's already five

Dawn: ok

Dawn: let's do it

Courtney: TDPI Amey gets Amy, Beardo, Leonard, Rodney, and Max

Amy: CourNo not Max

Shawn joined the chat 15 minutes ago

Amy: I hate him that Villian creep

Shawn: ZOMBIES R REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH​HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sky joined the chat 14 minutes ago

Sky: I like Zoey'

Amy: Hi Shawn and Sky

Scarlett joined the chat 14 minutes ago

Amy: wait what r we doing

Scarlett: i like Mzx

Sugar joined the chat 13 minutes ago

Sugar: Sugah' baby

Amy: ??

Amy: I am confused

Sugar: WTF

Sugar: did u just say that 2 me?

Sky: i like zoey

Amy: Sry

Samey: I'M HAWT

Amy: no samey i am

Sky: *makes out with shawn*

Samey: F*** U AMY I'M HAWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTER​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Shawn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shawn: SKY IS A ZOMBIE

Shawn: *Murders Sky*

Sky: *dies*

Amy: Yeah right b*tch

Shawn: ​

Scarlett: EVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL

Amy: *smacks Samey*

Samey joined the chat 8 minutes ago

Samey: WHAT DID U JUST DO TO ME B*TCH?

Samey: *hits amy and flips the birdie*

Amy: *OW Bas***d Kicks her and pulls her haiir*

Scarlett: EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL​LLLLLLLL

Samey: *Bites Her Leg*

Dawn: D:

Dawn:

Dawn: ☣

Amy: *punches her in the face*

Shawn: *murders scarlett*

Samey joined the chat 4 minutes ago

Samey: *stabs amy's hand

Scarlett: *dies*

Amy: Owwwwww

Sugar: HAAAAAAA

Dawn: L00zar

Amy: **stabs Samey in the chest 12 times*

Samey: *dies*

Dawn:

Shawn: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEE

Shawn: *murders sugar*

Sugar: *dies*

Amy: *stabs shawn*

Shawn: *dies*

Dawn:

Amy: *walks toward Topher and kisses him*

Dawn: *kills amy and then stabs herrself*

Dawn: *dies

Amy: WTF Dawn

THE END

My Character's Audition
Marry: Hey! I'm Marry Martin! I want to audition for Total Drama! As you can see i am goth but i hoppe people can overlook that anyway i would like to be on Total Drama because i really need a vacation i really need to get away this summer. Me and my sister are both auditioning and we both have a plan! I hope you accept this!

Marry - The Depressed Loner Twin

Carry: Hello you probablly just watched my Sisters Audition Please she is delusional i told her i would take her to the finale pfft Air Head but if you do accept her you must accept me as if i could ever let that b*tch take my spotlight i am the ,ost popular girl in my whole town i am Cheer Captain, Home-Coming Queen, And Part-Time Model! And mark my words i will win this show No. Matter. What. Goodbye :).

Pen GTFO if Pen Supporter
No-No this won't and NEVER willl change my mind you demonic piece of crap you should have never beene in BFDI i will f***ing murder this goddamn pen seriosly this ugly bland cheating and greedy piece of crap i will destroy him he is so terrible my eyes litereally BLEED when he is on screen i am just glad he isn't in bfdia