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I thought I would start off today with a special...

Preview of Total Drama island the biggest loser
Two people stood side by side in a desert. Both of them seen as teenagers. One had fire-red hair, and the other had purplish gloss hair. One stood taller then the other, but both looked equal in age. They were glaring at each other as if they hated each other, but no emotion was seen in their faces besides their eyes.

“Hello and welcome to the biggest loser!” the female introduced.

“I’m Red, and this is Flare,” The boy added.

“Yes, and we have 28 overweight hopefuls trying to loose weight to win $250,000!” Flare announced, and then she narrowed her eyes. Her hair began to frizz, and it became a more orange color. “Wait a minute…how come you get to be introduced first.” Behind them lit a desert, a bare desert.

“Well you got to talk first!” Red exclaimed.

Flare’s hair became blood red again. “That’s different!”

“No its not!”

“Yes it is!”

“I hate you!” Flare exclaimed before talking Red. The two soon began a fist fight, and the camera began to slowly back away from them as one of them spoke, but were cut off by the theme music.

''I look into the window of my mind

Reflections of the fears I know I've left behind

I step out of the ordinary

I can feel my soul ascending

I am on my way

Can't stop me now

And you can do the same

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

It's never too late to try

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

You could be so many people

If you make that break for freedom

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

Still so many answers I don't know

Realize that to question is how we grow

So I step out of the ordinary

I can feel my soul ascending

I am on my way

Can't stop me now

And you can do the same

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

It's never too late to try

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

You could be so many people

If you make that break for freedom

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

We need a change

Do it today

I can feel my spirit rising

We need a change

So do it today

'Cause I can see a clear horizon

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

So what have you done today to make you feel proud?

'Cause you could be so many people

If you make that break for freedom

So what have you done today to make you feel proud?

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

What have you done today

You could be so many people?

Just make that break for freedom

So what have you done today to make you feel proud?''

28 people are seen standing together in the middle of the desert. All singing together.

“What have you done today to make you feel proud!” they all sang together.

An Arabian girl sat in the confessional booth. She had black hair and a blue t-shirt that read ‘Team Bob, The Biggest Loser.’(Which she will really get later) She began to speak. “I was happy when we all sang together, except those two people,” she motioned a slap in the face with her hands. “And to add on that according to my research I am the heaviest girl in history of the show! And not to mention I am the fattest girl by over 100 pounds!”

The desert was shown once again on camera, and the singing was still going on. Except for two people who stood side-by-side. One of them stepped into the confessionals.

“Look, I only signed up for this to win the money,” this man speaking wore a hat that said ‘Will lie for food’. His name was “The Rat”. “Look, I only signed up for this by gaining 200 pounds. I want that money bad!”

It cut back to the scene of the desert, as four people skydived out of a plane. Each one wore a different color shirt. Then Flare and Red soon jumped out of the plane too.

“Welcome fatties!” Red exclaimed welcoming the contestants. All 28 of them frowned upon being called fat. “Oh come on like you’ve never called yourself that before!”

Then Flare spoke up. “We will be picking teams right now. Each trainer will pick someone they want then that person will pick someone and so on.”

Jillian stood forward first. She scanned the players before pointing to one. She was a tall black girl, with a shirt that said ‘Sista’. That girl stepped up and she introduced herself. “I’m Keyana,” she introduced.

Keyana chose Leshawna

Leshawna chose Betty

Betty chose Ed

Ed chose “The Hobo”

“The Hobo” chose Owen

Owen chose Rob

Then DJ stepped up and smiled at all the remaining. DJ looked from side to side and tried to decide. He spent a while looking at Tamara, but instead he chose Mara.

Mara chose Sadie

Sadie chose George

George chose Lequisha

Lequisha chose Amy

Amy chose Victoria

Victoria chose Heather

All of a sudden Leshawna gasped. “Heather?” she asked. She did not recognize the fat girl at all.

“Shut it dweeb,” Heather replied then walked away with DJ who looked at her scared.

Eva stood up and immediately chose the meanest looking person she could find. That man walked up to her and siked her an hand shake. This person was “The Rat”.

“The Rat” chose Lasie

Lasie chose Daniella

Daniella chose Darri

Darri chose Crosbill

Crosbill chose Ingee

Ingee chose Joanna

Flare then stood up and walked to the front. “Well all of you unpicked contestants will be on Bob’s team,” she explained. They all cheered. Then Red pushed Flare out of the way.

“Okay guys,” he started, “We will now weigh you in. But first you have to say bye to your trainers for now.

“Bye!” All the contestants yelled.

“Oh god I’m so glad I made it to a team,” Leesee confessed. “I already have a tight alliance with Lasie, Leslie, and Amber, we could probably pull Tamara in, but it doesn’t matter because we already have the majority vote.” She could be seen wearing her bob shirt as she stood up to walk away.

Soon the contestants stood in front of a scale, actually 7 scales one for each team member. The contestants looked at it for a while before Flare began to speak. “Jillian’s team, black, please step up on the scale,” she instructed. Keyana, Leshawna, Betty, Ed, Owen, Rob, and “The Hobo” all stepped on a scale, and soon a giant number 2348.

“Wow…t-t-that’s a l-lot,” red stuttered.

“Okay Keyana your current weight is 312 pounds,” Flare told her.

“And Leshawna, you weigh 293 pounds,” Red added.

“Betty, you are the smallest girl on your team weighing 218 pounds,” Flare informed.

“Ah Ed, you are currently 401 pounds,” Red told him.

“And Hobo-“Flare stared, but was cut off.

“’The Hobo’,” “The Hobo” cut her off.

“Okay whatever, you weigh 356 pounds,” she finished.

“And Owen, Rob you weigh 382 and 386 pounds,” Flare finished telling the team. Then Flare motioned for someone to come out.

“This is our son,” Red began to explain. “His name is Spark Mikial-Chilee. He will be the one to commentate the next team. The brown team, team DJ!”

“Brown teams please step up on the scale,” Spark instructed. Soon Mara, Sadie, George, Amy, Lequisha, Victoria, and Heather stepped on the scale. The scale soon showed a number, the number was 1703. “Brown team, your combined weight is 1703 pounds.” Heather smirked, she was bigger then she thought she would. “Okay Mara your current weight is 293 pounds. Sadie you are 298 pounds, just bigger then Mara. George you are the biggest on your team weighing 384 pounds. Lequisha you are our smallest girl so far weighing only 212 pounds. Amy you are in the middle weighing 243 pounds. Victoria, you weigh 273 pounds, and Heather you weigh 253 pounds.”

“Ha-ha!” Leshawna exclaimed, “Scrawny white girl isn’t as small as she looks!”

“Shut up ghetto girl!” Heather replied.

“Oh no mall shopping bee queen did NOT just say that to me!”

“Well at least I can shop at the mall, fat, lazy, black girl! Oh wait your not a girl you’re an it.”

“The two-timing, futurly alcoholic, ugly, outback, valley girl, shopaholic, she-devil!”

“Oh coming from the loud, ugly, drama queen!”

“Jerk!”

“Loser!”

“*****!”

“Well you’re a ******** too!”

“Ooh,” Spark commented. “Okay moving on…”

“Okay!” All but Heather and Leshawna called. Soon all of them turned around to see Heather and Leshawna gone, but they didn’t care.

“Okay, Red team please step up on the scale,” Spark instructed.

“Okay guys we need to make Eva proud!” Crosbill exclaimed.

“But Cros,” Daniella started, “We aren’t measuring our loss, this is our starting weight.”

“Shut up and hurry up!” “The Rat” exclaimed.

“Um…guys…hurry…” Spark tempted. Eva’s Red team stood on the scale, and a huge number, 2113, flashed above them. “Okay, Rat, you weigh 340 pounds. Lasie you weigh 238 pounds. Daniella you also weigh 238 pounds, wow that’s never happened before. Okay now Darri, you weigh 355 pounds. Now Crosbill you are the biggest guy on your team weighing 365 pounds. Ingee you weigh 339 pounds, you’re the heaviest girl on your team, sorry. And now JoAnna, you weigh…238 pounds…WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEAM! Oh…sorry…"

Wow...this was longer then I thought.

And now back to my life
Stop asking about admins after Nalyd leaves we have it handled.

And nalyd Im going to be gone for two weeeks on vacation so if anyone reads this tell nalyd that.

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