Total Drama Author 5

A lot of people think that they are great authors. Over half of these people are mediocre. This is not only a camp where people are getting their writing skills improved but they are competing to be the best author.... Who will prove that they have the skills? Who will crumble under the pressure? Who will rise to the occasion?

'''This... is... TOTAL! DRAMA! AUTHOR! 5!!!'''

How It Works

 * 1) Two teams of ten people each will be constructed.
 * 2) The teams will compete in challenges. (i.e. Write a story where Lindsay and Tyler break up OR write a story where Beth suddenly becomes popular OR write a story about the contest itself.)
 * 3) Chimmy and Shane will read and judge the stories, and determine which team wins.
 * 4) The winning team is invincible!
 * 5) Chimmy/Shane (Whoever judged the losing team) will pick whoever was the best author on the team that week.
 * 6) The best person on the losing team will pick two of their teammates to be up for elimination.
 * 7) The bottom two will give reasons to stay in the game.
 * 8) Nalyd and Sunshine will determine who goes home (The only guarantee that one is safe is if they're on the winning team, or they win an individual challenge).
 * 9) Repeat the above steps.
 * 10) Later in the game, there will be a merge, and the two teams will become the Best-Sellers.
 * 11) More challenges, stories, elimination.
 * 12) One author will be left and will be declared the best author ever!!

Contestants
This season, twenty contestants will compete. It is requested that people provide an avatar of themselves on the talk page.

Writing Gophers

 * 1) Reddy (Im so gonna pwn everyone. XD maybe....not? XD lol)
 * 2) Jessica(Wow...I actually signed up...interesting...the others gotta watch out for me!
 * 3) Josie Amber
 * 4) Usitgz (I madeit!)

Typing Bass

 * 1) Spenstar I'm gonna WIN!!!
 * 2) Webly (I'm ready to do better than 6th!)

Eliminated

 * 1) K-rocks19
 * 2) Kevvy9 (I hope I win)
 * 3) Vick0971 (bring it on)
 * 4) Fanny (Boo yah!)
 * 5) TDAFan99
 * 6) Ben(I have a feeling I'm gonna go early but hey whatevs)
 * 7) Codaa5
 * 8) Oweguy (I'm back and I'm gonna be the greatest author! Or not)
 * 9) IHeartTDInTDA
 * 10) Mrodd
 * 11) Tcf09- Tcf09
 * 12) Sonictksb (In it to win it)
 * 13) TBTDIF (Time to get back.)
 * 14) Jason

Elimination Table
Color Code:

[User] = Writing Gopher

[User] = Typing Bass

WIN = Won that week's challenge

BOW = Was the best of the worst/nominator that week

SAFE = Was not eliminated that week

NOM = Was in nominated but was not eliminated

OUT = Was eliminated

N No story was submitted by this person this week.

I Incomplete story was submitted by this person this week.

D This person dropped out before a decision was made.

Week One Chat
Announcer: *Contestants step off a bus one by one and step into the giant library* *voice comes over loudspeaker* Greetings contestants! Twenty of you have been accepted to take on the challenge of becoming the top author! The best of the best! The head kahuna! Only one of you will walk away with the prize of - Sunshine, what are you doing in here?! Sunshine get away from the controls! Hey! Chimmy! Get away from that button! NO! *voice goes off*

Nalyd: *walks into library* Um.... Hi.

Jessica: Hello! I'm Jessica! I am very flirty, I am a pacifist and a vegetarian, I am a little bossy and I am very cute...(I am doing my fav couple, Lindsay-Tyler)

Shane: *walks in* Wow Nalyd...this place is bigger than I remember it. Did you get a bigger budget? Or did you finally get that hobo out of the microwave?

Usitgz: I'm back, and ready to give this another shot!

Sarah: Dibs on CxD! I'm a super fangirl! They're sooooo adorable ^_^ I don't care what anyone else has to say about them. CxD FOREVER! So um ya... Bonjour mes amis! =)

Mrodd: *Stares*

Oweguy: I'm back. And I'm on the Typing Bass again. Interesting.

Reddy: im making a GxT story! :D Go writing Gophers! lol I cant wait to post my story :)

Webly: My team has some great players! This is definitely going to be an exciting competition.

Spenny: *enters on his bike* Hey guys. Hey about the first challenge, can we do a TDI couple getting married instead of being already married?

Reddy: I believe u can as long as you sow some time for them being married, like what I did

Ben:*just notices theres a chat* Ello Govs.

Ben:*walks to reddy* I'm sorry to say red but my team is going to PWN YOURS *evily laughs and runs to his team* Hey guy so glad to meet you OWE were on the same team and RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT

Shane: *covers Ben's mouth* Shut it, I need my beauty sleep.

Ben:Sleep who needs sleep I can stay up all night all the time like that one time I stayed up with my freiendsand they all passed out on the couch while I watched tv and RANT RANT RANT RANT

Usitgz: Will you please not talk so much Ben. Well, anyways, so far my story the only one that doesn't have kids in it so yeah, I'm unique!

Ben:Well mine rocks more and this sugar isn't helping *shows chocolate wrappers everywhere*

Kev: Can I quit cuz I want to if I can but I like it it's just I suck at writing?

Shane: Sorry Kev, you can't quit. You know how many people want to be here? If you quit, you'd just be wasting a valuable space.

Kev: I will not do the challenge I mite do it but if I have to do homework and stuff I mite not do the challenge

Reddy: This annoys me. your wasting a spot in a camp that could have been usded for a great author to become known. im.......ugh.

Shane: Kev, I had homework to do, yet I won TDA4. Seriously Kev, you're just being lazy.

Ben: Kev you have til friday finiush your omework and ork on your story I have homework to everyone does you have 3 days it should take two K

Kev: I get alot of it like 8 homeworks a day

Shane: So did I, yet I won TDA4. You know, my mom told me that if you're good at making excuses, you'll never be good at anything else.

Chimmy: Brady's my bro? O__O

Spenny: I knew you'd like my choice of a last name for Brady. :P

Chimmy:...yay! My brother's hot! XD

Shane: Kev, you wished to quit. I will honor your decision, and you will be eliminated once the judging is over.

Mrodd: (CONF)This reminds me of something, so familiar- yet so far away... * Sighs*

Challenge One
Nalyd: For this week's challenge, you must write a canon TDI couple grown up and married. Canon relationships include Courtney-Duncan (unfortunately...), Beth-Brady, Bridgette-Geoff, Gwen-Trent, Izzy-Owen, LeShawna-Harold, and Lindsay-Tyler. Remember to write them in character. Due Friday. It will be judged on creativity, originality, in-character-ness, spelling, and grammar. Also, you may be interested to know that the two worst stories from each team will be eliminated automatically. That's four people going home.

Judging
Nalyd: Shane get Gophers, Chimmy gets Bass.

Shane's Judging
Reddy - Well Reddy, I can honestly say that this was one of the best stories this week. There were no spelling or grammar mistakes, and everyone was in character, but there were a few errors. You see, you switched tenses. You can only have one tense in a story. You obviously wanted to do past tense, you did said, asked, and that sort of stuff, but you did things like comes, walks, drives. You should've done walked, came, drove, that sort of stuff to make it agree with past tense. But overall, nice job, amazing job, actually.

Mrodd - This was a sweet story, but several grammar errors. Most glaring one, you put different people's quotation in the same paragraph. Don't do that, every time there is a new person speaking, make a new paragraph. The other problem is, is that you had several fragments. In many places, you should have put commas instead of periods. The last part, is always, ALWAYS put a space after a period. There were a couple spelling errors, but not many. Overall, mediocre entry.

Jessica - Basically, it's the same as Mrodd, always have a new paragraph each time a new person speaks. Also, the story was confusing, have the past come before the present, so it leads up to the present. Also, Puking is spelled as...well....puking. Not pewking. However, the Lindsay and Tyler were in character. Like Mrodd, Mediocre, although a little better than mediocre.

Codaa - Okay, wow. The characters were truly in character, great grammar and spelling. This could actually happen, that's how in character Duncan and Courtney are. Overall, amazing entry. Dude, you're a great writer.

Sarah - Well, I know your writing, the thing is, you know the paragraph rule, and I've explained it enough, but I'll explain it again. When a new person speaks, make a new paragraph. However, this was pretty life-like. I liked this story, though the giant paragraph takes away from the story. However, even through the giant paragraph, it was a good entry.

TDAFan99 - Wow, um, once again, how many times to I need to explain the paragraph rule? Every time a new person speaks, there should be a new paragraph. This is full of errors. The most prominent one is the lack of quotation marks. It's hard enough to read a giant paragraph of text, it's hard enough to read a giant wall of text without quotation marks in some areas. In the beginning, the proposal was very random and it didn't flow. I mean, it did not flow at all. Overall, this wasn't that good of an entry.

Josie Amber - Can I get a perfect? PERFECT! Okay, Josie, you did phenomenal! This has to be the best entry this week. Okay, it is the best entry this week. Josie, Gwen and Trent were in character, the kids were believable and incredibly cute, but best of all, it flowed beautifully! Over all, I look forward to more of your work. Josie, this was awesome. Really, it was.

K-Rocks - Fine, you have your wish, but let me tell you this, lots of people wanted that spot, and you got it. However, you wasted it! Dude, you wasted my time. It's not that hard to submit an entry. You were just being lazy. To all future Total Drama Author contestants, if you can't balance Total Drama Author and real life together, than DON'T sign up. Someone else could've signed up whom was actually worth my time.

Vick - Okay, in a word, this was...bad. It was far too short. Plus, you misspelled but. Dude, really? It's gonna take a lot more than that to win this game. Overall, extremely weak entry. Extremely weak entry.

Sonic - Um, wow? Thing is, the paragraph rule, when a new person speaks, YOU MAKE A NEW PARAGRAPH! It's not that hard people. Anyway, while Lindsay was in character, this was not a very good entry. You see, it didn't flow well at ALL! I mean at ALL! Look, if you wanna win this thing, you'll have to step it up. And another thing, you never capitalized Mani, or Cure. They're names. You capitalize names. You also capitalize things after a period, question mark, and an exclaimation point. Overall, weak entry.

My Elimination Choice - Okay, I know whom I'm picking to be eliminated, K-Rocks. Dude, seriously? Why'd you sign up? Like I said, if you can't balance Total Drama Author with real life, don't sign up at all.

The Best of the Worst For This Team - This is another easy choice. The BOW is....Josie Amber! She had a flawless story, and the best story this week out of everyone in the competition IMO. Overall, Josie, you've earned this BOW.

Chimmy's Reviews
Usitgz: Great! C and D were definetly in character, though I think they would seem a bit sadder when Brittney had just died. Nice incorporation of the other TDI characters, I LOL’d with the Noah part. My only complaint is that it wasn’t too apparent that they were married. Other than that, great job.

Fanny: No story, no review.

Spenstar: As I stated before...YAY! HOT BROTHER! XD But putting that aside, I thought the story was really sweet. I can’t complain about anything with Brady being out of character, as...well, he wasn’t really given too much character in the first place. You gave him a believable one, though, and Beth seemed perfect. It seems that Beth would make an attempt to honor her friend in such a way, and good call changing the song lyrics. No grammar mistakes either. Exceptional job.

Kevvy: No story, no review. But I will say this...well, basically what Shane said above for K-Rocks. And you know what else? You say you had little time for this, and yet you sign up for more camps. -_-

TCF09: This wasn’t my favorite entry. While it was an interesting concept, there were several grammar issues. For example, ‘dround’ should be ‘drowned’. Not only that, I’m not that sure how much Gwen and Trent were in character. As before...not my favorite.

Oweguy: Seems Brittney has been reincarnated. XD This was a good story. You went into some of the most detail on a baby birth, but you didn’t go..well, THAT far, which I appreciate. I don’t think Geoff was the most in character, but other than that this was a great entry.

Ben: This was an OK concept, but overflowing with grammatical issues. For example, ‘to’ should be ‘too’, and so on. Also, I don’t think Tyler would be that mad, as he’s a fairly agreeable person, if a bit overconfident in himself. Overall, not the best.

TBTDIF: I don’t know what to say...this was definetly a unique entry. I didn’t notice any grammar issues, but Owen and Izzy weren’t in character. Owen would still be happy-go lucky, and Izzy would be relativley insane, even at this age.

Jason: LOL Geoff. XD This was a great story...though the death made me a little sad. *sniffle* It seems likely that one of their children would go on to be a surfer, and everyone was in character. I felt that you were hinting something at the ‘more than just kissing’ part, though. >_> Also, you could have merged a couple of sentences, but overall a great entry.

Webly: AWWWWW. Cliche moments FTW! XD Bridgette and Geoff seemed fairly in character, and the kids were cute and ambitious. I nearly did a spit take when Geoff was reading that magazine, though. XD There were a few grammar issues, but other than that it was a good story.

My Elimination Choice - I think my choice is pretty obvious...Kevvy, Fanny, neither of you submitted and entry. However, you, Fanny, are safe for now. Kevvy, You are my choice for elimination If you can't balance TDA5 with real life, don't sign up, and don't contradict yourself in the meantime.

The Best Of The Worst For This Team - Again, an obvious choice. DJ Spenstar, congrats. You are the best of the worst thanks to your great story. Good job. :D

Decision
Nalyd: Okay, Kev, K-Rocks, time to go. HOWEVER, Chimmy and Shane, you each need to pick one more person from the team you judged to be eliminated. A total of 4 people are going home this week...

Shane: I pick Vick to be eliminated. Sorry dude, it's just that you had the shortest story, and you need more than that to win this.

Chimmy: It wouldn't me fair for me to eliminate anyone else but Fanny. Sorry dude, I can't eliminate anyone else fairly.

Spenny: *does a wheelie on his bike* WOOT!! Safe and BoTW! What more can a man ask for?

Chimmy: Shadow the Hedgehog tacklehugging ME for a change. :P JK

Sonik: phew, I thought I would be going but now, i think i'm gonna win,( (CONF) or at least make it to the merge!)

TBTDIF: I don't exactly get the rules...so after this round, the BOW will be used, and they'll decide who to nominate, and then the judges vote one of those guys out? Like the first season?

Shane: Yeah, thing is, though, BOW was used this week, but the judges chose who went home this week instead of the BOW. So, it counts this week, but it's just another pretty mark on the elimination chart. XD

Week Two Chat
Nalyd: One week in, and 20% of you have been eliminated...

Webly: (CONF) I'm not surprised that I survived the elimination. I'm excited that I'm still in though!

Reddy (CONF): Booyah! Made it through that challenge, and i plan on going through the rest! >:D

Spenny: *sings* Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah ah ah ah, staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! *stops singing, laughs, bearhugs Nalyd* I'm still in it, Ima gonna win it!

Jason: Can it male and female? Or only one sex?

Sarah: Can I turn this in tomorrow evening? I just do not have anytime to write for the contest this evening. I have to write two journal entries for Civics. I have to write a song to Roe v. Wade for a Civics project, and I have to fill out my reading log for LA, and read two scenes from the Diary of Anne Frank, and let's not forget I have to mark my two best entries in my Writer's Notebook. I'll still be turning it in on Thursday, but could I have until 8:30 or 9:00 tomorrow night? I'm certain I can get it in by then.

Sarah: I may need another day, apparently I'm grounded or something so, I'll have to turn it in tomorrow. I'll get RIGHT on it after school, and I should have it in by like 5 pm or something.

Usitgz(Conf.): I think my story is better this week than last.

Challenge Two
This week's challenge will be a personality switch of sorts. You must switch two TDI character's personalities, and have them meet. For example, you can write Duncan as a sarcastic bookworm, and Noah as a juvie escapee, and have them meet while Noah is vandalizing the library. (Please don't use this example.) The challenge is due on Thursday.

Judging
Chimmy: According to Nalyd, I get Gophers, Shane gets Bass.

Chimmy's Reviews
I would like to thank Nalyd for giving me only a few reviews to write, knowing my busy schedule. But honestly, I am EXTREMLEY disappointed in you guys. Less than half of your teams submitted an entry. As far as I remember, the winners of their respective season of TDAuthor did not miss ONE entry. Not ONE. Those who did submit an entry, good for you. Even if you didn’t get the greatest review, I can guarantee your safety because of this.

Reddy: ….um….wow. O_O It was certainly an interesting mix-up, though…even with Gwen’s personality and hatred towards Katie and Sadie, I don’t think um…well, Katie would break laws. Gwen doesn’t seem like that. Also, I would think Gwen would be attracted to Trent, but she was so ticked I can’t asses it well. Overall, though, it was a good story, though….but you did spell assaulted as assukted. XD

Mrodd: This was fairly good. The ‘little of what she had to offer’ part made me spit up my drink, though. XD However, I don’t think you dug deep enough into their personalities. Justin is much more than hot, (Or in this case, Courtney.) and Courtney (Or is it Justin?) didn’t seem explored at all.

Jessica: This seemed, well…incomplete, at best. I copied this into MS Word, and it was barely a half page long. Also, I think that this contained little of DJ’s personality, and only a bit more of Courtney’s. Overall….meh.

Codaa: No story, no review.

IHeartTDInTDA: No story, no review.

TDAFAN99: No story, no review.

Josie Amber: While this was pretty good, it still had it’s issues. Eachother’s is not a word, it should be separated into each other’s. Also, as far as I know, Bridgette (Or Gwen?) does not jog, but you may have been conformed to this because of the setting of your story. I have to commend you on making Bridgette’s klutzy side apparent, though, and aside from these issues the story was pretty good.

Sonictksb: No story no-ah, what the heck…

Shane's Reviews
Sorry for not getting these up earlier, I was moving, so no internet. Anyway, onto these things.

Usitgz: This was a pretty good story, though there was a couple mistakes. First one, squealed is spelled as squealed. Second, it should be Duncan and Cody asked in unison. Not Duncan, and Cody asked in unison. You didn't need that comma. The last thing, you should always use commas, not parenthesis to show actions, as parenthesis take away from the feel of the story. Although this is a big review, this was a fantastic story. Nice job! =)

Spenstar: Well, there are no grammar or spelling mistakes, there still are a few mistakes. One: this story's quite short, but sweet. Two: where's Beth acting like Lindsay? Lindsay's dumb. Beth here, wasn't dumb. Overall, though, this was a short, simple, sweet story. I really liked this story, though my only true complaint, is that it should be longer IMO. But great job this week. Great job.

TCF09: Well, while the characters were in character, this story is overflowing with mistakes. I, when standing alone and when used in contractions, should always be capitalized. Also, forward is spelled forward. Always capitalize names, even when they're not speaking. Safety is spelled safety. Whenever something is possessive, put an apostrophe and an S. Things is spelled things. I'm should have a capitalized I. Courtney's is possessive. Harvard is spelled Harvard. Effect should have been affect. A oh should have been An oh. I needs to be capitalized. Harold needs to be capitalized. Interrupted is spelled as interrupted. Memorize is spelled as memorize. There is should be there are. Brunet is spelled as brunet. Shooked, should really just be shook. She's should be she's. Referring is spelled as referring. That's a ton of misspelled words. My advice, use Microsoft word. Because of the mistakes, not that good of an entry.

Oweguy: No entry, makes my job easier.

Ben: No entry.

TBTDIF: Well...this was quite short...and it was hard to tell that Trent and Geoff switched personalities. Anyway, while is was an okay entry, it was far to short. I mean, REALLY short. Anyway, You said that Noah chased Geoff and Noah, I think you mean Noah chased Geoff and Trent. I also think you shouldn't have shown the reaction of all those people. It takes away from the actual story, and it's confusing. Overall, okay entry.

Jason: Well...this was short. Anyway, LeShawna would not cuss, and Beth isn't a little wimpy girl like her personality is shown in this story. Beth is willing, not scared, and LeShawna is NOT snobby. Anyway, this wasn't that good of an entry. Jason, I know you can do better. I just know you can.

Webly: Well....Bridgette certainly is crazy in this story. XD Anyway, this was an okay story, although there should have been more commas. Oh, and never use parenthesis in a story, it takes away from the actual story. Anyway, this was a funny story, though it could be better. My final verdict, this was a better than average.

Decision
Nalyd: Well, its safe to say that the Gophers lose by a lot. Chimmy, who is the BoW for the Gophers?

Chimmy: I would say Reddy, thank you good sir. :P

Elimination Ceremony Two
Nalyd: Reddy, your nominations please.

Reddy: I pick Sonik and TDAFan99. sorry guys, but Ive seen codaa and iHeart do better, and I know they tried to get a story finished. sorriez.

Reddy: And i also wont be here next week, so Ill give a reason to stay for that XD. Reason for no story next week: I would have turtned in a story if i wasnt at camp this week. I believe you all know i would've if i couldve. bye. XD

Nalyd: Sonik, TDAFan99, why do you deserve to stay?

TDAFan99: I'm sorry I didn't turn in an entry. But sometimes I was off the computer and not checking on Total Drama Author, but if you keep and I'll try harder next time and even make my Challenge 2 story. Thanks and I respect your descion either way if you keep me or Sonik. But I love this camp and I want to win it. I'll try harder next time if I have a next. This must be a hard descion for the three of you. I'll try to be a better Author. Thank you Nalyd, Chimmy, and Shane.

Sonik: I couldn't turn in a entry because of my laptop being repiared. I know this was coming and if anyone should be going tonight, it might be me. And if I do leave tonight, I'll try to become a better writer for next season. But I really do want to stay, and I missed seasons 3 and 4. I'll try harder in the next challenge if I stay. This must be a hard descion for the three of you. This is my reason to stay.

Nalyd: Okay, I think that both of you are equally deserving to stay. You both need to work on your writing, but one of you needs to go... TDAFan99, I'm sorry, but you have been eliminated. I do hope that you keep workin on your writing. I think that you'll be a great author if you keep working.

Week Three Chat
Nalyd: Only 15 remain...

Oweguy: Sorry I wasn't here last challenge. BTW. You didn't put our names for challenge three.

Webly: I have to get mine up on Thursday because I'm on my dad's computer because my computer is installing something that's taking all night. :( I hope that's alright!

Challenge Three
Okay guys, in the spirit of summer, your challenge is to write any of the Total Drama contestant's last day of school! You get to write the last day of school for any Total Drama series character! This does include Sierra and Alejandro in case your wondering. This will be judged on creativity, how much the characters are in character, and of course, grammar and spelling.

Judging
Nalyd: Shane has Gophers, Chimmy has Bass.

Shane's Reviews
Reddy - No story, no review

Mrodd - Alright...this was pretty good. However, you forgot some quotation marks. Also, the story was a little confusing, and you capitalized some things that shouldn't have been capitalized. Over all, okay entry.

Jessica - No story, no review.

Codaa5 - No story, no review

IHeart - No story, no review, makes my job easier.

Josie Amber - Well, this was a sweet story. This is, this story was pretty good! You missed a few places where commas should have been and your spacing was off a few times, but this was a great entry, never the less. Great job!

Sonictksb - This was not a finished story, and there were a few mistakes. Firstly, whenever you abbreviate something, you have to put a period after it. Anyway, spacing was off a few times. Periods should always come BEFORE the quotation mask. Also, always spell numbers, not use the symbol. Anyway, weak entry at best.

Chimmy's Reviews
Usitgz: This was a great story! I’m a little confused as to everyone’s age, (As you never specified what grade it was.) but other than that I’m utterly impressed with your work. I didn’t notice any spelling or grammar mistakes, so great job!

Spenny: No story, no review. 

Tcf09: No story, no review, but thank you for providing a reason.

Oweguy: Interesting title, but no story, no review.

Jason: For that little blurb, it was awesome. Everyone was in character…but I only wished you had finished.

Webly: I’m not so sure Duncan was in character the whole time, and I have no clue who names their child Yahoo, but other than that it was good. You were missing a comma or two, and there were some grammar mistakes, though.

Elimination Ceremony Three
Nalyd: Bass lose. Usitgz, nominate two people please. Actually.... I will be nominating. I know who I want to hear from Tcf09, Oweguy, please tell us why you should stay.

Usitgz: Thanks for choosing me as BOW, but I still wish I could choose, because I would have chosen Ben, and Oweguy.

Nalyd: Woops, didn't see Ben. Chimmy didn't judge him. Very well, Ben and Oweguy, why should you stay?

Ben:I think I should stay cause well during this whole week my computer was messed up very bad I was trying to touch up my story til I new it was right and I couldn't

Oweguy: Sorry I haven't posted any stories in the past two weeks but I've been busy on the fanfic wiki. I'm sure I'll be here the next challenge but I need to here what Tcf09 has to say first.

(Webly: It's Ben not Tcf09)

(Ben:Hey OWE wasup! Havn't seen you in forever)

TBTDIF: Hi guys. I know I'm not nominated, but I'd like to say my reason for not having a story up. I was away making a film this weekend. That's pretty much it. XD

Tcf09: Wait do I have to state my reason to???

Nalyd: The person eliminated is... Ben. I'm sorry, Ben. I hope you continue writing.

Week Four Chat
Nalyd: Next Sunday we'll resume challenges.

Oweguy: Well I got another chance. I'm definetly going to do this weeks challenge.

(Sunshine: ...I had an epic mind blank over last weekend and forgot to come help with this... *headkeyboard* So sorry, guys... I meant to apologize earlier but I was super busy all week. This week I don't have anything going on, though, so here I am! Again, so sorry!!!)

(Chimmy: It's OK, Sunny, we're just glad you're back :D)

(Sunshine: Yay! ^^ I promise I'll help out this week... is it still sunday challenge, thursday judging, etc?)

Nalyd: *hands Sunshine the keys to her office* You're officially the only person other than me to have an office. :D

Reddy:*walks into Nalyd's office* :P

Nalyd: *forces Red out* Go into my office, you get eliminated.

reddy:8trhrows a red crauyon into Nalyds office* Im bored though XD

Reddy:*gets bored with Nalyd's office so he goes over and bugs a book shelf*

Sunshine: *paints Duncan on the wall of her office* WIN. XD

reddy:* walks into sunshines office* coolio XD

Sunshine: *screams* ROBBER!!! *chucks Reddy out office window* (LOL sorry Reddy XD)

reddy:*knocks over bookcase on impact* ow (that was actually funny sunshine XD)

Chimmy: *peaks in window creepily* :3

Reddy: If i die here, tell my mommy to sue (XD)

Usitgz: Sorry, can't help you, Codaa might, because he stalks your mom. (XD)

reddy;challenge soon????

Codaa: I'll tell your mom that... you... had an asthma attack? ;)

Red:I dont have asthma. Tell her the book shelves were defective.

Codaa: *shrugs* Okay.

Sonik: Wake me up when the challenge starts *Goes to sleep*

Reddy:I caught nalyd on his visit on vacation and he said that chimmy or Shane could post a challenge tomorrow. proof is here]

Sarah: *meditates* I am preparing myself to write awesomely. Ooohm. Ooohm. *five minutes later* Okay! Different strategy! *tosses a pencil in the air, catches it* Okay... that doesn't work. How about singing?! :DDD Do re mi fa sol la ti do! YAY! *sings the musical scale up and down, over and over and OVER again* :DDDDD Well, I suppose that that has gotten the job done. I am quite prepared to face the competition >:)

Reddy:*waits..................................* :|

Usitgz: C'mon, Nalyd, mon. Start the challenge, dude. :P

Oweguy: Nalyd's probably busy.

Nalyd: Sorry guys, I've been on vacation. Shane and Chimmy didn't get my message to post a challenge though, so now you all have to wait another week. Sorry.

Sunshine: ...I could put up a challenge... *feels unincluded XP*

Reddy;YES. XD

Sunshine: *hopes Nalyd will come on and give her challenge-starting permissions, if not... I'll probably put up a challenge soon anyways XD*

Reddy:*hopes sunshine does anyway cuz she is on the same level as Nalyd he thinks now* XD

Sunshine: I'll post a challenge later today, whether Nalyd lets me or not. XD Hopefully he'll be back by the time the challenge needs to be closed and judged.

Reddy:Nalyd's back from his vacation. He said he was back last night on chatango. :P

Sunshine: Oh... then shouldn't he post the challenge? *is now epically confuzzled, decides to hide in her office until things make sense XD*

Reddy: ''Nalyd: Sorry guys, I've been on vacation. Shane and Chimmy didn't get my message to post a challenge though, so now you all have to wait another week. Sorry.''

......D: thats from a few posts up.

Nalyd: Sunshine, you can post the challenge now. We'll make it extra hard by having it be due Friday. >:D

Sunshine: YAY!!! *attempts to come up with a challenge*

TBTDIF: Hey, Chimmy? Could I...uh...please get my story judged, even though it's technically late?

Sonik: I have a feeling me or Jessica are gonna be Eleliminated today eh.

Challenge Four
Sunshine: Yay, I get to do something!!! XD This week's challenge will truly be, well, a challenge. You must write a story that is set in none other than Playa Des Losers! However, there is a catch- the story must be within a word limit; it can't be any more than 100 words long (not including the title). This story will be due by Friday. Good luck, authors!

Sonik: Sorry I couldn't post a story, I couldn't think of a story with a hundred words or less in it. I'll try harder next challenge. (Well, that is, if I make it thourgh the Elelimination Ceramony)

Judging
Nalyd: Chimmy gets Bass, Shane gets Gophers.

Shane's Reviews
Reddy: What can I say....but awesome! For only having 90 words...you did well. I really liked this story, the characters were in character, you kept the tradition of the villain being voted out in third place, and you made Heather mean...but not too mean. Nice job using Alejandro, he's new, and no one knows him really...but I think you used him perfectly! Over all, nice job!

Mrodd: 95 words, nice. Anyway...you have some spacing errors. Always space after a period. Also, don't use capitals like that all the time, it breaks away from the main story. Anyway, this felt...incomplete. It's possible to tell a really good, complete short story in only 100 words or less. You also missed a quotation mark. Overall...this was okay.

Jessica: No story, no review.

Steven: No story, no review.

Sarah: Wow, you're right, 100 words exactly. Anyway, I liked this story, it had good grammar, everyone was in character. I really liked this. It was complete, and you could hear the characters voices. Nice job!

Josie Amber: 98 words, nice. Anyway, this is SO Katie and Sadie. You kept Katie the open minded one, and Sadie the logical one. They always laugh and giggle, and they're so happy! Over all, great job. I don't see any mistakes, really.

Sonik: You say you're going to win, if you're going to win, you gotta put more stories up here. No story, no review.

Chimmy's Reviews
Usitgz: There's a bit of a continuity error in the beginning, as Zeke hung on to the plane's wing in the episode, but he could have lost his grip, so it's OK. It seemed a little incomplete, but since you were restricted to 100 words, this is also fine. Good job.

Spenstar: I came very close to crying when I read this...I'm pathetic. >_< For 100 words, this was VERY well written. It took me a while to figure out when this was set, (As I was in a TDWT mood after the previous story.) but other than that it was great.

TCF09: I'm not quite sure what would account for half a word. O_O But anywho, this seemed plausible, even thought Bridgette and Courtney had somewhat of a friendship. I noticed one or two grammar mistakes, though.

Oweguy: No story, no review.

TBTDIF: Nice, and very sweet. This is my favorite entry of yours, ironically...I didn't notice and spelling or grammar mistakes either. Great story.

Jason: This was pretty good, and it almost seemed like a real convo between Beth and Lindsay. I would have liked it if you had made up your own names, but overall it was a good story 8)

Webly: XDDD Nice! This seemed in character for both Zeke, Katie AND Sadie...though Katie and Sadie are basically one person. :P Again, a bit of a continuity error, but it can easily be explained.

Elimination Ceremony Four
Nalyd: it's safe to say the Gophers lose. Reddy, please nominate two of your teammates.

Reddy:W00t! Yay! Okay, I nominate Sonik once again because him barely submitting stories is bringing our team down. I also nominate Steven for the same reason. sorry guys, good luck :)

Nalyd: Sonik, Codaa, why should you stay?

Sonik: I didn't have enough time to put my story on, but I'll submit every week from now on that is, if you keep me in. Plus the challenge was really really hard =(, so please please please keep me in and I'll help the team win.

Nalyd: The person leaving is... Codaa5. You've missed three stories. Three strikes, you're out. (See? I do know something about basketball >:D)

Week Five Chat
Nalyd: If anybody misses more than three stories, they will automatically be eliminated.

Mrodd: Starting now? Or will strories already missed count aswell?

Nalyd: Previous stories will count.

Reddude: Um, can we write about an unusual day in Chris' life?

Reddy:wait nvm XD

TBTDIF: Hey, guys. I'm on vacation, so I might not be able to get in a story in time. If I don't, can I get an excused abscense?

Reddy:that new rule just eliminated IHeart, Sonik, Jessica, and Oweguy O_0

Challenge Five
Nalyd: For this week's challenge, you must write about a day in Chris's life! Maybe he's chilling with Chef? Maybe he's stalking Lindsay? Maybe he's dealing with the paparazzi! It will be judged on creativity, grammar, originality, and spelling. Due Friday.

Reddy's Story
Narrator, Get It Right

Twenty years had passed since Cody won Total Drama World Tour against Alejandro in a jury vote. No one really knew why the show had just adopted a jury vote for its series finale, but there was some speculation. Some say the last challenge was deemed to dangerous. Other’s say it gave Chris time to sneak away and take over the Canadian government, riding on the fact that Chef Hatchet counted the votes on the episode. Indeed, the latter is obviously the right, as Chris had renamed Canada, McLeanada.

Okay, enough with the boring story. I, the boring narrator with no life, will take you through the next day of Chris McLean’s life, because I’m the narrator and know the future, and this will surely be an epic story.

Chris McLean was sitting at his office with his feet propped up on a desk when a servant came in with a dish platter. As the servant revealed the dish, one could see that the dish was a big with Chef Hatchet’s head on it! Chef Hatchet held an apple in his mouth, and had X’s for eyes.

Hold on a second, my manager James wants in. “Come in!” I shouted. Yeah, I narrated myself, got a problem with that?

“Dude!” James stepped in front of my epic picture of the Chef pig, “Tell the story right or I will have to fire you!”

“Fine, fine, leave. You’re blocking my screen,” I replied. James stepped out of the screen way as I skipped back to where the servant came in.

“Sir, Chef Hatchet is demanding a raise, and there’s a riot outside the front door; a huge one” the servant stepped to the side an=s Chris headed for the doorway.

“Don’t worry, Kendra,” Chris assured the servant, “I’ll take care of my great nation…”

“Great?!” Chef hatchet appeared in the doorway, “Nothing’s great about your stupid country!”

“Oh no you di’n’t!” Chris sassily waved his finger in front of Chef’s face.

“Grrrr,” Chef picked Chris off the ground and threw him across the room.

“Guards! I order for Chef Hatchet’s brutal execution!” Chris screamed as two SWAT officers carried Chef away to immediate execution. Chris and Kendra briskly walked to the office entrance, finding well over a thousand McLeanadians holding picket signs and pitchforks. “Hault!”

“No you b****!” a random bystander screamed.

“Who was that?!” Chris screamed. Suddenly, three nerds wearing brown itchy robes appeared, striking ninja poses holding lightsabers appeared in front of Chris.

“You shall surrender!” one nerd yelled, trying to use the force.

“Um, those are toy lightsabers,” Chris pointed out.

“Shut up!” the nerds began repeatedly smacking Chris with their lightsabers.

“Let’s get him!” an orange haired woman bolted out of the crowd, “Or my name isn’t Izzibella Esquire!”

A huge mob of people stormed for Chris, who had to think fast! He ran into the office and barricaded the doors.

“Remind me again why we didn’t put locks on these doors?!” Chris screamed at an old woman on the desk.

“For purposes like these!” the old woman picked up her computer and threw it at Chris, who barely dodged.

“Kendra! Help!” Chris screamed, going into fatal position.

“Actually, just so I’m not on the run to…” Kendra dived for Chris, who swiftly picked himself up off the floor and sprinted for his office.

“Maybe if I leave my suit here, they won’t recognize me!” Chris took off his official looking jacket and pants to reveal plaid boxers and a white undershirt that was stained with mustard. He quickly bolted for his limo, and screamed at his driver to drive.

“Okay,” the driver drove Chris McLean onto the highway, creatively went in a circle, and “accidentally” lost gas while passing the mob.

“Hoy!” Izzy slammed her face against the glass window, smiling like a psycho. Chris McLean began to cry out as the McLeanadian hands reached for him, and about to tear him limb from limb…..

“Hey!” James barged back onto screen, “That didn’t happen either! You’re fired!”

“No! Wait! If I tell the real story I’ll lose all my viewers!” I screamed in horror.

“Well, I’ll tell your viewers the real story!” James crossed his arms, “Chris McLean never ruled Canada, he tried, but he was sadly fed to sharks illegally,”

“Crazy Canadians,” I said.

“No, that didn’t happen either, we just want to make Canadians look like psychos, ‘cause here in America, we own all!”

“Wait, then how did my story not qualify?! It was way better than yours!” I screamed.

“Hey, I get my fifteen minutes of fame!” james screamed, “Besides, who cares about you?”

“I’m hurt, but I am treated like dirt, so you’re right,” I sighed.

“Yeah! But you’re still fired,” James smirked as he walked away.

“Stupid rules,” I sighed, shutting off my camera.

(THE END)

(Reddy: Woohoo! I loved writing that, so many Chris McLean day versions, which do you like best? XD)

Mrodd's Story
This way to Holliday.


 * My life isn't as good as every one may think. I have to interview so many teens from all parts of this country, do you know how many planes I take a week! I guess I allowed it to come to this for the fame the teens brought me. How I love watching a show dedicated to me. Now I'm on my way to St-Raymond, Quebec. I have an interview with some kid named Zach. He seems like an interesting fellow and an extreme fan of me, so I just have to meet him! I had just come from Cole Harbour Nova Scotia, where I bet Kristin. The girl was extremly calm but I swear she really didn't like me. I decided to put her on the maybe list but I'm sure she will be on the show.
 * A muscular male sat beside me.
 * "Hey" He said his voice stunningly familliar.
 * " Hey" I replied noticeing his tall green hair. "Duncan?" I asked.
 * "Yeah what's it to you?" He said with attitude.
 * "Its me Chris! Long time no see" Dispite ending the original 5 season Total Drama series. I would bump into them every now and then most seemed happy to see me.
 * "What are you doing, going to Quebec?" He questioned.
 * "Im going to interview a possible cast member" I stated.
 * "What will they have to do this season." He questioned.
 * " We are going with something completly new, you see Nitendo has devoloped a new system. Virtual living, so we are testing it." I said.
 * " Good luck to them." I wondered what he had been up to but he fell asleepbefore I could ask anything else.
 * " Good luck to them." I wondered what he had been up to but he fell asleepbefore I could ask anything else.


 * The plane is heard taking off and the captain asking for every one to remain seated.


 * I wonder if he has a wall dedicated to me. Maybe he has a whole house dedicated to me! I can't wait to see him. My arms and feet are tingleing! I suppose it's time for a quick nap, I have to look my best for the fans.


 * "Sir?.... Sir? The plane has landed." A soft voice said.


 * "Oh thank you" I said getting up.


 * "One more thing, Can I have your autograph!?" The girl squelled. Yet another thing I love about my life, the cute fans.


 * "Sure" I replied getting out my pen. She handed me a pink piece of paper and I signed it Chris McLean.
 * The End
 * The End
 * The End

JosieAmber's Story
"I'm in the Movie!"

Today was like every other day for Chris. To start his day off he would get his makeup crew to do his hair and on screen makeup that he thought made him look better. He sat in his comfy leather chair while they did his hair and makeup. “I’m Thirsty!” Chris screamed to the servant.

A young lady with long brown hair walked over to Chris with a crystal glass filled with water. Chris took one sip and spit it out all over the young lady. ”I said room temperature!” Chris yelled.

“You’re fired!” He then declared.

The young lady ran out of Chris’ large mansion crying. Chris ignored her crying and continued with his day. Finally the makeup crew was finished with Chris’ hair and makeup. Chris got out of his chair and pulled out a foldable mirror from his pocket. “I look good,” Chris said while making a winking face at himself.

Then Chris mostly relaxed, ate food, and swam all day untill it was time to hit the red carpet. *Knock!, Knock!* The Servant walked to the front door to answer it. On the other side of the door was a tall man dressed in black. “Hello my name is Jack and I’m Chris’ personal stylist, may I come in?” The tall man in black asked.

The servant let him in and showed Jack to Chris’ bedroom. Chris was laying on his large bed watching TV when they servant and stylist arrived. Jack walked into the bedroom and took a seat on the white sofa. “Jack! Buddy what am I wearing today?” Chris questioned.

They both walked into the huge walk in closet and looked around the racks and shelves of clothing his stylist had picked out for him. Jack walked over to the Red Carpet rack and looked through it. “Here put this on in the changing room,” Jack demanded.

Chris walked to the changing room within his closet. A few minutes later he walked out in a nice suit. Chris looked at Jack and both nodded in agreement that the suit Chris had on was good. Both shook hands and Jack left the mansion. Chris grabbed his jacket, a pair of sunglasses (to look cool) and walked out to the limo waiting for him. The limo was all white with a Chris head made out of gold on the front of it. “Nice!” Chris said looking at the gold Chris head on the limo.

He took one look at his brand new watch and climbed in the limo. “Where to sir?” The Driver asked.

“The Red Carpet movie Premiere,” Chris answered.

The driver nodded his head and started to drive. Chris pulled out his phone and started to browse through it. Thirty minutes later the limo pulled up to the movie premiere where the Red Carpet was. Chris climbed out of the limo and smiled. Camera flashes went off as Chris walked down the Red Carpet. He took a few pictures by himself and tried to get some with some famous people but got turned down repeatedly. Since no one wanted to take pictures with Chris he went into the movie theater for a new movie that he was in, and all the stars were seeing it. He took a seat in the middle row only to find the cast of Total Drama next to him. “Hey look it’s Chris ,” Courtney said while rolling her eyes.

Izzy jumped out from the seat behind Chris and started talking loudly. She hopped into the seat next to Chris and continued to talk. ”Will you be quiet!” Chris screamed to Izzy.

Suddenly everyone turned toward Chris and made angry faces. Then a large security guy came into the movie theater and carried Chris out of the movie. “Hey put me down! I’m in the movie!” Chris exclaimed.

The large security guy ignored Chris and threw him out of the movie premiere. Chris was angered and went home to his mansion where he could boss everyone around.

THE END!

Sonictksb's Story
How Chris Made World Tour 

After Total Drama Action, Chris was really bored with nothing to do.

He went to Sunset Beach, it didn't work.

He killed lots of Inturns, it didn't work.

But then, he had an idea.

"Hey Chef, get over here!" Chris shouted

"WHAT NOW YOU LITTLE MAGGET." Chef Screamed as he came into the room.

"Why don't we make season Three of Total Drama, we'll call it World Tour." Chris Yelled.

"Fine, but don't yell at me all the time, but One thing." Chef said.

"What's that." Chris Replied

"How are we gonna get the Contestants back" Chef Asked?

"You'll see" Chris Murmered to Chef.

Then Three Weeks Later, The Total Drama Action Reunion Special happened.

THE END

Usitgz's Story
Chris' Day Off

"Lying to Chef about that awards show was the the best idea I've ever had," Chris boasted to an intern that was fanning him as he relaxed on a lawn chair on Wawanakwa island.

"Yes, sir," the intern replied to Chris.

"Did I allow you to talk?" Chris harshly asked.

"No, sir," the intern defeatedly responded.

"Shu-shu-shush!" Chris rudely yelled at the intern. The intern looked sad, dropped the fan, and slummed over and started to cry.

"Did I allow you to stop fanning me? If you don't pick up that leave and start fanning me, you'll end up like George over there," Chris sternly directed the intern while pointing to a skeleton in the middle of a swimming pool full of sharks with laser beams attached to there heads. The intern had a very scared expression on his face, and picked up the fan and started fanning him immediatly.

"Much better," Chris told the intern. The intern rolled his eyes. As these events were occuring, a helicopter flew over Chris and the intern.

"Too much fanning, dude!" Chris yelled, obviously annoyed.

In the helicopter, Chef Hatchet asked an intern sitting with him, "Was that Chris? I thought he was at some award show, today. Oh well, I probably need to get my eyes checked, anyways."

"But there was a hel-" The intern tried to explain.

"I did not give you permission to speak, that's the third time. Three strikes, and you're outta here!" Chris told the intern as he pushed a button that flung the intern into the pool full of sharks with laser beams attached to there heads. The intern was ripped to shreds before he could utter a word against it.

"I knew I learned something from all those years of football I played...well, okay I sat on the bench," Chris said in the outhouse confessional.

"Eww...that's grosss, can i get someone over here to clean this up?" Chris asked, disgusted. Two clean interns came over and cleaned the mess up.

"Thank you," Chris told the interns, "Well, time to work on my tan."

Chris worked on his tan, and about an hour into it, sleep sent upon Chris, when he woke up he noticed that it was night time. He saw the bonfire ceremony in the distance.

"That was great," Chris told himself. He tried to move, but every inch of his body was on fire. He slowly, and painfully got up and boarded a boat to come back to the island the next day.

On the next day, When Chris came back to the show, everyone was shocked at how he looked.

"You're redder than a lobster covered in ketchup! Mmm...tasty," Owen told Chris.

"How did that happen, man?" Chef Hatchet asked him.

"Oh...um...it was really burn-y at the awards show," Chris "explained."

"Sure, sure, let's just get on with this," Heather impatiently stated.

"Yeah...I can't believe Duncan left," Gwen randomly put in. Everyone looked at her strangly. While they were looking at her, Chris dissapeared.

THE END

Spenstar's Story
A Shady Bunch

"Excellent work, McLean," said the man at the head of the long business table, "You've succeeded in making our ratings go off the charts."

"Well," said Chris McLean sheepishly at the other head of the table, "I try, sir."

"With Total Drama Action over," continued the head of the producers, "It's time to turn our thoughts to the next season. Celebrity Manhunt next week is the perfect opportunity to bring everyone's favorite contestants into another round of drama."

"What?!" Chris' eyes widened, "Haven't we put them through enough? Two freaking seasons of torture have come and gone! They deserve a break!"

"Remember," said Chris' boss, "They're under signed contracts, and if you don't bring them into a third season, we'll find someone else who would." Many nods came from the other shady heads of the table; there seemed to be a dozen of them.

"Okay," sadly sighed Chris, "Fine. What is it you have in mind?"

"A trip around the world," said the boss, "On a crappy airplane, with challenges from each corner of the globe. We'll take another million dollars out of the vault for temptation."

"But what if the plane breaks?" asked Chris, "They'll all die, and we'll be jobless. Think of the poor children and their families!"

The boss seemed unfazed.

"Think of the lawsuits!" rephrased Chris, in a language that his boss would understand; the language of business.

"Quite right," said the boss, "We'll make it scary on the outside, but durable within. Remember Owen and his fear of heights?"

"We put Owen through so much," said Chris "Isn't it time we gave him a break?"

"Do as I say!" yelled the boss, "Or you'll be out of a job. Now, there's one more thing I had in mind."

"Yeah?" asked Chris worriedly.

"All contestants must sing in each show."

"NO!" yelled Chris, standing up, "That is absurd! Ridiculous! Insane! Two seasons with our crazy challenges and living hell conditions, and now you want them to song?! FORGET IT!"

"If you refuse," said the boss, "You'll be out of a job. Your career will crash, and you'll be nobody. And, we'll find someone else, who will be even crueler than you EVER were."

Chris shed a single tear and sighed. He sat back down, "Fine," he said, "All contestants must sing in each show."

"Excellent," laughed the boss.

Tcf09's Story
 Parachutes 

"Don't worry it's perfectly safe!" Chris said to his intern. He and Chef were currently at the Drop of Shame door waiting for the intern to jump so they can determine if this fun yet somewhat "safe" way of exiting the plane would be how the contestants take their plumit to death gently leave the show.

"Chris man, are you sure this is safe, it looks pretty... um... deadly." said the intern with a worried expression on his face.

"Of course it is." Chris rep lied "If it wasn't, we wouldn't even make you jump dude, right Chef!" He finished.

"Ya... um... sure." Chef said as he put on a fake smile.

"Ok then, if you say so." Without another word the intern quickly jumped out of the plane.

"Well, that seems safe enough!" Chris said while grinning.

"Uh Chris, did you ever give that intern his parachute?" Chef asked.

"Yes i did! I gave it to him from that spot right there." Chris pointed to an area on the ground where the parachute was still sitting.

"Oops, well there goes another intern." said Chris "Make sure you write a letter to his family saying he had an accident and fell off the plane kay." He added.

"Already on it." Chef said finishing up the letter and signing it.

"Yep, this season is going to be a blast!" Chris exclaimed, already laughing at the image of contestants falling out of the plane... without a parachute.

The End

Jason's Story
Eh?

“Finally!” Chris said putting his legs on the caramel colored coffee table in front of his white loveseat.

“Lisa, get me a glass of wine,” He ordered from his twenty-three year old maid. Lisa quietly growled and stomped her pumps on the hard-wood floor.

“Yes, Mr. McLane.” She calmly said.

She walked into the tiled kitchen and walked over to a dark-wood cabinet, opened it, and took a wine glass from it. Lisa, who wore a french maid attire, walked down stairs into a cold, gray, and creepy basement. Lisa always hated going down there. She always claimed there to be someone watching her.

“Ew!” She yelled, crushing a spider with her sole of her shoes. She quickly went further into the basement, grabbed a bottle of red wine, and ascended up the stairs.

With the bottle in hand, she walked over to the counter and opened the bottle slowly.

“Oh man, I'm really thirsty!” Chris said, making her rush more. This had always worked on Lisa.

“I'm coming, I'm coming.” Lisa said, sprinting to Chris. Then, tripping over a bottle of Chris' famous hair gel. The glass of wine fell our of the maids hand and landed on the stainless white couch and Chris.

“LISA!” He yelled, arsing to his feet. “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?” He started yelling.

Lisa blushed while being afraid. “Well, uh,” She awkwardly said.

“Get out of my house!” He demanded. Lisa ran to the door, kicking off her pumps.

“Gosh. It's my first day off in three years and my maid gets red wine on my couch! UGH!” Chris yelled in agony.”Chef!” He yelled.

Chef appeared almost out of nowhere wearing a french maid outfit. “Yes?” He said in his manly voice.

“Red wine, on the double.” Chris demanded, looking at his fingernails. “Ew, my cuticles look nasty,” Chris said.

“Oh nail stylist,” He said in a narcissistic voice. A nail stylist came out of a room, into the living room and set up a portable nail salon. Immediately, she got working on Chris' nails.

“Ahhhh.” He said in pleasure. “Now this is a good life,” He said right before he got a call on his cell phone.

“Hey, eh, this is The Zeke! I was wondering if I could be on season four! I think I'd make a great choice, eh.” Ezekiel had called Chris on his phone. He then rolled his eyes and shut his phone. Soon after that, he drifted off into a sweet slumber.

THE END.

Webly's Story
Chris and the Hilly Billy's

Chris and the Hilly Billy’s

It was early morning when Chris’ fun filled day would start. It was only really fun filled for his family though. It was a whole different story to him…

A hair designer came in Chris’ room to do his hair. He looked in the mirror to see a hideous face, himself. At least he thought it looked nice. While a woman was doing his hair he started to put a butterscotch type of chap stick on.

Today was a huge day for Chris. He was going to visit his family for the first time in five years. He said he needed to see more fine looking people soon or he would fly into a rage or in his words explode.

Chris starts to stroll out of the room and says, “I haven’t seen my family in so long! I can’t believe I’m going to see them. They will probably be pretty surprised to see me. I’ve come so far since the last time I’ve seen them.” Chris pauses for a second. “Where’s my prop from that useless badminton movie I was in?”

His maid pointed right in front of him.

“Ahh...there, as I was saying I’ll finally have some people that I can dish dirt with on the Total Drama Island campers, besides Chef. You spend too much time with him and you could go insane.” Chris says as he walks out the door.

Five hours later, he arrived at his family’s house. It looked a little different than he remembered from the last time he visited.

“Hey, Chrissie, we’ve missed you,” Chris mom says sprinting out of the house.

“Chrissie, what’d you just call me?” Chris questioned.

“Don’t you remember your nickname?”

Chris ponders for a second and then frowns, “Sadly, yes.”

“We’ve all missed you here in Nashville, Tennessee. We were rooting for you on that Total Drama Thailand show you were on, too!” Chris’ cousin Bailey says giving him a hug.

Chris backs away. “Number uno it’s Total Drama Island and C what are you guys doing?”

“What do you mean silly? We’re acting like ourselves.” Bailey replies.

He walks inside and then screams like a lunatic.

“What is that smell? And, why are we all staring at me like hillbillies?” Chris quickly questions.

“’Cause we are hilly billy’s silly,” Chris’ uncle says shaking his hand rapidly.

Chris looks around the house. “I’ve been away from Nashville a long time,” he murmurs to himself.

“Yee-haw, it’s time for lunch.” Chris’ Dad says.

Chris and his family walk over to the table. Chris stops for a moment. “This seems wrong.” He thinks to himself. “Why can’t I remember why this is wrong?”

He came to the kitchen and saw a big feast that looked really good.

“How long was my last visit from home?” Chris asks.

Bailey responds, “Maybe 10 years ago.”

“Have I really been gone that long?”

There was a long pause and Chris’ mom says, “Let’s forget about the past and talk about the future. We were watching that show you host or whatever and who do you want to win?”

“I don’t know, I’m just glad I’m finally home.”

The End

Judging
Nalyd: Shane, Chimmy, you get the week off. I'll judge.

Writing Gophers:
 * Reddy - This story was certainly unique. There were a couple of spelling errors, and a couple points that I thought it really wasn't Chris. To me, you kind of missed the point of the challenge just because at the end they say it never happened. Very creative though, and good grammar.
 * Mrodd - I really enjoyed this story. But the many spelling and grammar errors definitely brought it down. I think that if you can work on those, you'd have a perfect story.
 * Jessica - No story, no review.
 * IHeartTDInTDA - No story, no review.
 * JosieAmber - Haha, excellent story! There were few spelling/grammar mistakes that I noticed. This was a great story!
 * Sonictksb - Lots of spelling and grammar mistakes. This really wasn't the goal of the challenge.

Typing Bass:
 * Usitgz - This was a very well-written story. I liked how you tied it in to the real show. Very few grammatical errors.
 * Spenstar - This was good, Spenny. When bugs me though is that Chris cared about the contestants. I mean, I get that he'd lose his awesome life-style, but it just seemed out of character to me. No spelling or grammar mistakes though, and I thought the plot was good.
 * Tcf09 - Short, sweet, and to the point. I noticed a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes though, watch out for those.
 * Oweguy - No story, no review.
 * TBTDIF - No story, no review.
 * Jason - I thought the story was pretty good with the Chris-Maid conflict, I wish you hadn't taken that out so soon. The ending seemed kind of random and a little rushed to me. Several grammatical mistake.
 * Webly - Ha! I really enjoyed the plot of this. That's really funny. There was some major grammar problems though, so watch out for that.

Nalyd: I am happy to say that the Bass win again. Unfortunately, they do lose a member. Oweguy, this is the fourth time you've missed a story. You're out, dude. I do look forward to seeing you compete in the future. The Best of the Worst for the Gophers is JosieAmber.

Elimination Ceremony Five
Nalyd: JosieAmber, your two nominees and why, please.

Spenny: Nalyd, about my story, the goal of it was to portray Chris differently. I mean, there is the possibility that the evil guys at the producers are making him be cruel and uncaring to the contestants against his will and he wants no more of it. Just sayin'

Josie: My two nominees are Jessica and IHeartTDInTDA due to the fact neither of them entered a story. It wouldn't be fair to nominate anyone else except for them because this competition is all about writing and entering stories.I'm really sorry guys best of luck to both of you.

Nalyd: Jessica, IHeart, why should you stay?

Jessica: I should stay, in my opinion, because I was, indeed, sick until two days ago...I am very sorry for having no story. I will definitely have a story up next week, if I make it. That is my reason...

IHeart: Well, I'd mistaken yesterday for Wednesday. I thought today was Thursday until about 1 AM last night. And I had to go to bed. I was going to enter in a story early this morning, but my mother took the laptop to work with her. So, I was unable to enter anything. And then she expected me to do laundry, and I had no detergent. And then I had to clean the kitchen. And when she came home from work at about 2, we had to leave the house and go get lunch and pick up my little sister. When we got back, she was busy on the laptop dealing with stuff about our house which is for sale. But I think it was mostly poor planning on my part and foolish procrastination. I apologize for not turning something in, and if you choose me to stay, I'll get the challenge done first thing. I'll get it entered within 24 hours of seeing the challenge. Although I probably don't deserve to stay, I do hope you choose me. I suppose Jessica being sick is a much more acceptable excuse. I was just being irresponsible, and I am sorry. You can trust that I've learned my lesson.

Nalyd: The person leaving is... IHeartTDInTDA. I'm sorry but I feel like you've missed too many stories.

Week Six Chat
Nalyd: *goes through files* Sigh... Are any of them worthy?...

Sonik: I wonder what the next challenge will be?...

Sunshine: *stands behind Nalyd with a CD player blasting slow, thoughtful dramatic music*

Reddy: Well, this will be an.... interesting point in the game.... >_>

Sonik: Remind me to kill someone when this is over.

Reddy:No hard feelings about me nominating you every chance I get.... right? XD

Sonik: It's ok, I'm not very good anyway. Espaclly since I'm just turning 12 in about 3 months (Which is dang good, about time I get more presents)

Nalyd: Sunshine, have you read these kids' writing?... *throws up in mouth* That wasnt cause of their writing, I just ate some bad chili. Anyway, they're okay writers... But can any of them win?

Usitgz: It seems like there is barely any effort this time around. :(

Reddy: I know., Oh werll, free ticket for the effort putters to the final rounds :P

Sonik: (CONF) Guess I'll have to try harder to get to the fanils. Eh?

Usitgz: It just wouldn't seem fair to win without having any talent. V_V

Shane: There's definitely more effort in this season than last season. Last season, me, Tye, and Jason were the only ones to really turn ANYTHING in. If we did win, which wasn't that often, it was mainly cause the other team had less stories than us.

Sunshine: I've still got to catch up with everything, but yes, I've read the stuff they've written. I just wish they'd really put in the effort and passion to improve amd do well. I remember back when I was competing, everyone would have fun and put everything into their stories each week, even when we were busy with other stuff. It was that way when I was hosting, too; we got a lot of great, passionate people. But now those really passionate authors either don't sign up in time or don't end up posting stories 'cause they're busy or they're not that active anymore. I wish the people who were lucky enough to sign up in time would really look at the reviews each week and use our suggestions to improve. Maybe I'm being a bit unfair, but I think next season we should use the season 1 format of picking authors we know will submit stories each week and really put in that passion we want. (Please no offense to this season's competitors, you know I ♥ you all :D)

Mrodd: I'm trying to a point ... I dont know why but I always forget and have to do it later then it really should be done. Leaving no time for correcting it.I started to take some English courses with my nan, so maybe that will help :)

Nalyd: Maybe next season we can do an audition process. Anyway, don't worry. This week will test who really wants it...

Sunshine: Oh yeah! Whoot!!! *dances horribly* (I was attempting to dance the other day and my friend said, "Please tell me that's not how you actually dance." XD)

Reddy:Post a challenge right now! :D (one can but dream)(

Mrodd: If I say I like your dancing.... Will that give me imunity :D ( JK)

Sunshine: Nah, it'll just make me doubt your sanity. (XD) I actually had a challenge idea, but it's up to Nalyd whether he lets me post it or not. In spite of popular belief, he's still kinda my boss. (More XD)

Nalyd: Well, I'll announce it now but post the challenge tomorrow; this week the authors must write a 1000 word story about (TBA) and anybody who fails to do so is out.

Sunshine: DUN DUN DUUUN!!!

Mrodd: Then I suppose I should download word so I can see my grammar errors!

Reddy:Nalyd, eplain what TBA is. :P

Nalyd: IDK what it has to be about yet.

Mrodd: Just on the quality of the stories, you said to look at the reviews. But my reviews always say I have Grammar/spelling errors. Yet I never know where I went wrong- I dont know what to fix.

Reddy: i have a really good idea! Write about a day in TDA5 :D

Sunshine: We should do that eventually. XD Mrodd, I'd suggest typing your story in MS word (if you don't already) so you can use the spelling/grammar check tool. If you don't have a spelling/grammar check tool for whatever reason, I'd highly suggest getting one. Also make sure to proofread once or twice to double check for errors.

Webly: Shane what are you talking about last season I posted every challenge besides one that was incomplete? XD, I wasn't a popular contestant but I did place 6th XD

Zach: Thanks SunShine and No I have not downloaded word yet I will tonight :)

Spenny: I'm kind of hurt by what Nalyd and Sunshine just said at the beginning of this, because I thought I HAVE been passionate with my entries and have been consistently posting them. I missed but a single week and I am sorry for that, but I'm still in this game to win this game. Nothing will ever change that.

Sunshine: Sorry that it offended you, Spenny. I was actually thinking of you when I talked about the passionate authors. :)

Reddy:Post a challenge XD

Reddy:Done. :D I loved this challenge ^_^

Shane: Webly, I meant my team. XD

Shane: I also feel the need to say this. Sierra is spelled SIERRA, why do people keep misspelling it as Seirra? Seirra's not even a name. It's Sierra you guys.

Shane: Okay, I REALLY gotta say this. I don't think you all were listening, if you don't turn in an entry this week, YOU'RE OUT! We're not joking. Get to work you guys! If you all truly want to win, you'll actually work. I'm sorry if I offend any of you, but you all are being pretty lazy if you ask me. Guys, you gotta do it yourself, you can't expect it to get done on your own, you gotta get it done by yourself. Please hurry up and GET YOUR ENTRIES DONE!

Spenny: You tell 'em! God dang it, I really hope nobody gets cut this way... I don't wanna be declared the winner of "the lamest season ever" and I'm sure Reddy or Josie wouldn't want that fate either... ._.

Reddy: I wouldnt mind the title. :P

Webly: XD, I'm working really hard on my entry as I feel I really need to step it up. It's way over 1,000 words. 1,784 is my word count and I'm in the middle of the challenge. I hope it's due tomorrow because I had to lie to get extra time. If it is due tomorrow, I bet half the competition will leave. I really would consider next season being an all-stars! If not, my brother will join! XD, I want to see how far he will go.

Mrodd: Extremly Sorry but I am being forced to quit this camp. My parents found a new coach and now I have practice 5 out of seven days. SO I will not be able to participate in a writing competition. I honestly wish I knew my parents were planning on getting me a new coach however I did not. I am sorry to any one who wanted to join this season but could not because of my taking one of the few spots, Sorry. - Mrodd

Shane: Mrodd, it's okay. Trust me, you didn't waste a spot. The thing is, I have respect for someone if they have to quit the competition because of something unexpected. What I can't handle, is when someone signs up, and then because of school, quits. You've juggled real life long enough Mrodd. It's alright, don't be sorry one bit.

Challenge Six
Nalyd: This week, we are going to really test how badly you want to win. Because anybody who fails to complete this challenge is out. Forever. This week, you must write a (at least) 1000 word story about the next episode of Total Drama World Tour. It doesn't have to be the same location as the next episode, but it must go with the continuity of the past 3 episodes.

Reddy's Story
Episode 4: Scottish Sing-Station.

(Word Count: 1,620)

“Last time, on Total Drama World Tour!” Chris McLean began recapping the previous episode as he sky dived out of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet, “The contestants got to visit the land of the rising sun! The three teams had to first compete in a huge pinball game! DJ severely injured his partner in the ball, Tsing Tsing the Panda, Cody was the unfortunate victim of double ‘o’ stalker, Sierra, and Alejandro earned his team the win while he bonded with Ting sing, the Panda! The teams then had to get supplies from the cargo hold to make a commercial for Total Drama Super happy Fish Tail… whatevers. Team Amazon’s conflict escalated, oh look! Is that Ezekiel I see stowing away? Anyway, blah, blah, blah, Harold turned to the dark side as he sacrificed himself!” Chris splashed into the ocean, and came back up, “Ugh!” he shook himself off, “Where will our contestants go next? Will Team Amazon keep up their winning streak? Will Ezekiel ever come out of hiding? All these answers, and more, on this episode of, Total Drama,” Chris began to sing, “World Tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The cheesy theme song played, finally allowing the show to resume.

“Awww,” Sierra rubbed Cody’s stinky sock against her cheeks, “I love foot odor…”

“Oh my god…” Gwen ran from her golden, cushioned seat to go throw up off screen.

“We better not lose again,” Courtney crossed her arms.

“We can’t lose again, if we never lost!” Heather shouted at Courtney, who returned the anger with a glare.

“Ladies? Where’d you put my pants?” Cody yelled from the first class bathroom.

The show flashes back to earlier that day, with Sierra deviously tossing Cody’s pants out the drop of shame.

“I bet Sierra took them,” Courtney answered Cody, obviously sure of her answer.

“Hey!” Heather yelled at Courtney, “Don’t accuse my friend Sierra of anything that stupid!” The two continued arguing as the scene shifted to Team Victory and Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot in the loser’s compartment.

“Where do you think we’re headed next?” Bridgette asked her team.

“Hopefully somewhere that doesn’t involve pin-balls, filming, or gross television inspired candy,” LeShawna responded. She looked over at DJ, whose whole body except for his eyes, nose, and mouth was covered in bubble wrap, “DJ, why the…?”

“Because, woman,” DJ began, “I’m not taking the chance of killed another animal. What if where we go has bears? I don’t wanna end up killin’ a baby cub!”

“Aww, I love the cubs, especially when they break their bats,” Lindsay said densely.

“That’s an American baseball team, Lindsay,” DJ said, “How do you know them?”

“Tyler said we liked them, did you know he’s actually from New Fork?” Lindsay asked.

“New York!” Tyler screamed from off screen.

“Amigo, no need to get upset,” Alejandro put his hand on Tyler’s shoulder.

“I guess you’re right,” Tyler smiled at Alejandro.

“Where do you think we’ll go next?” Izzy ecstatically asked Owen, who was lying on the bench in fetal position.

“Gee, why don’t you jump off the plane and find out?” Noah asked Izzy.

“Okay!” Izzy ran towards the elimination ceremony door as Chris can into the compartment with team Amazon.

“Whoa, watch it!” Chris screamed at Izzy, “Everyone follow me to the dining area!” Chris smirked.

Everyone sat at the usual tables as Chris walked in behind them, taking his good ol’ time like usual.

“Any guesses on where we’re going today?” Chris asked the cast.

“Sweden!” Izzy shouted.

“Argentina?” Bridgette asked.

“Mexico!” Alejandro smiled.

“Iran?” Courtney asked.

“Nope! We’re going to the good old days of tea being spilt on your kilt, Scotland!” bagpipes played in the background as he revealed the location.

“I was born for this challenge!” Izzy struck a dramatic pose.

“Now, would you like to drop or land?” Chris asked.

“Land!” the contestants sang in a chorus.

“Too bad! You think I’d let you tell me what to do?” Chris pulled a red lever and the floor under the cast broke.

A series off screams were heard, to which Chris just shrugged off.

“I’m gonna die! And I haven’t even written a will yet! Or hugged my mommy, aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!”

“He better not ring that stupid bell again,” Noah glared at the camera as he fell with his arms crossed. Down on the surface, a tall, slender Scottish woman was teaching her son how to play bagpipes, when Owen crushed him.

“AHHHHH!!!!” the woman ran away screaming her lungs off.

Chris landed with his parachute, as the rest of the cast crashed into the ground. “Okay, any guess on your first challenge here in yee old Scottish ancestry?”

“Get on with it!” Courtney screamed. She turned his head over to where Sierra had torn Cody’s shirt to shreds.

“Great, Sierra!” Cody screamed, “Now, I’m in my underwear, IN SCOTLAND!” suddenly, hundreds of reports appeared, all taking pictures of Cody, and even a mob of fan-girls who ran for Cody.

“Back off, he’s mine!” Sierra fought off the mob of girls, and suddenly the cast was alone again.

“Okay, your first challenge is a bagpipes singing competition!” Chris exclaimed.

“Nuh uh!” LeShawna waved her finger in Chris’ face, “We have enough singing taking place!”

“Which is why I won’t ring the bell this time,” Chris assured LeShawna, was grinned. “First up is Team I Am Really Really Really Really Hot!”

“We don’t even know the bagpipies!” Tyler through his arms up into the air.

“Ugh,” Noah began, “I took bagpipe lessons in middle school, I’ll play while you guys sing,”

“Never expected that, but okay,” Izzy threw a pair of bagpipes at Noah, who began playing.

“Eeen Oon uh uhohh….” Noah played as Alejandro began to sing.

“Every night I think of this…” Alejandro looked over at Tyler, Owen, and Izzy who began to sing.

“A bagpipe, playing, duuuuuuude…”

“He was never really rich; didn’t except money, even if he was pooooooooooooooor!”

“A bagpipe playing dude who was mostly in the nude…” Noah’s eyes widened, but he continued playing regardless. “He’s the, eye of the bagpipe, he’s the knight of today….”

“Even if, he work’s all of the day!” Alejandro chimed.

“He is…”

“The eye of the bagpipe!” Alejandro, Tyler, Izzy, and Owen finished.

“Okay….” Chris said awkwardly, ‘Next up is Team Victory!”

Bridgette and LeShawna came up and started horribly playing bagpipes, “Eeee uh oon urgh!”

“We landed in Scootland!” Lindsay started to sing, “I mean, Scotla-and!!”

“We saw the Scottish paparazzi and we gotta say…” Dj sang along.

“Do not, call our name!!!” Lindsay and DJ sang together.

“We aren’t the normal, celeb-rities you’d find hanging in…”

“Scootland!”

“Scotland, Lindsay.”

“No, I got it! Bootland!”

The two sang an argument until Chris stopped them.

“You guys fail,” Chris said.

“Sorry we argued,” DJ apologized to Lindsay.

“Oh, it’s okay EK!” Lindsay hugged DJ.

“DJ,” DJ corrected Lindsay.

“Oh, right,” Lindsay and DJ chuckled.

“Last, and certainly the least, is Team Amazon,” Chris said. Gwen, Courtney, and Heather walked up to Chris.

“Chris, we…” Heather was interrupted by Courtney.

“Chris, I’m the leader of this team and I say…” Courtney was interrupted by Gwen.

“Who said you were the leader?” the three began to argue until Chris spoke.

“Team I Am Really Really Really Really Hot wins!”

“”Aw,” Team Victory sighed in a chorus.

“This last challenge is to compliment me,” Chris smiled, “Team I Am Really Really Really Really Hot wins again! I send Team Amazon to the elimination.,”

“What?!” Courtney, Heather, and Gwen screamed in unison.

“Team Me, you get to go to first class!” Chris handed the first class room key to Alejandro. The team cheered and ran aboard the plane.

“At least we didn’t lose,” DJ tried to cheer his team up.

“Yeah, DJ’s right,” Bridgette said as her team boarded the plane.

Team Amazon appeared at the Barf Bag Ceremony.

“Hello, Amazons,” Chris winked at the team, “You gals, and guy, need to enter the voting booth,” Chris pointed to the blue voting booth, “And stamop the passport of who you’d like to send home,”

“Chris, before we begin, exactly how did complimenting you have to do with Scotland?” Courtney asked.

“I’m one thirty second Scottish,” Chris smiled.

Courtney appeared in the voting booth, stamping both Heather and Gwen’s passports.

Cody appeared next, stamping Sierra’s passport multiple rtimes.

Heather stamped Gwen’s, and Gwen stamped Heather’s.

Sierra holds both Gwen and Heather’s passports, deciding which one to vote for.

“Your votes have been tallied,” Chris smiled deviously as Heather and Gwen glared at each other.

“Just send her home, now.” Heather ordered Chris.

“No can do, yet,” Chris picked up the first barf bag, “The first barf bag goes to… Cody!” He through the barf bag at Cody, who dodged and let the bag hit the wall behind him.

“Ew,” Cody shivered.

“Courtney, and Sierra!” Courtney caught her barf bag, but instantly dropped it, but Sierra caught hers with excitement.

“Give me my barf bag already!” Gwen screamed at Chris.

“The final barf bag goes to…” Chris held the last bag menacingly.

Gwen and Heathers started to slap at each other.

“Gwe………….” Chris started. “n- Heather!” Chris threw Heather the final barf bag, “Gwen, it’s your turn to go,”

“Gwen!” Cody ran down to hug Gwen.

“Cody, theirs something I’ve always wanted to tell you…” Gwen leaned in and kissed Cody, “I love you…”

Sierra stomped up to Gwen, picked her up, and threw her out the Drop of Shame. “He’s my man!”

“And with that, another episode of Total Drama World Tour ends, thanks for watching,” Chris ended, as Sierra hugged Cody, who was still dazed by his kiss with Gwen.

Jessica's Story
Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better

“Last time on Total Drama World Tour,” Chris starts. “Our three teams were taken to Japan in a pinball challenge where Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot dominated and Team Amazon, well, lost. But, in our Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails commercial making challenge, Team Amazon’s odd commercial won. Chef chose Team Victory to lose and, in the longest elimination ever, it was Harold who quit in the end. Who will win this time? Who will be eliminated? Will anyone ever figure out Alejandro is evil? Find out this time on Total, Drama, World Tour!”

(theme song plays)

Heather is glaring at Gwen and Gwen is glaring right back. Courtney is sleeping and Sierra is rubbing Cody’s feet as he sleeps. Cody immediately wakes up.

“SIERRA!” Cody yells, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

Sierra smiles and says, “Rubbing your feet silly.”

Courtney, who is now awake, Gwen and Heather look at Sierra and Cody. Cody starts shaking his hands left and right as if saying, “It’s not me, it’s stalker girl!”

Cody is in the bathroom confessional. “Never leave your feet near stalkers. They’ll make you look retarded.”

Chris walks into first class. “How is everyone up here?”

Courtney snickers. “You don’t care!” she says.

Chris nods, “You’re right.”

Chris walks into the loser’s cabin. “How are you?”

Noah sighs and sarcastically says, “Perfect.”

Chris smiles. “Good!”

“So, which death trap are we going to today?” LeShawna asks, swinging Harold’s num-yo.

Chris answers with a smile, “You’ll see. I’ll give you a hint, you’ll need a heater.” Everyone looks at each other and asks where they think the challenge is. No one is quite sure.

The plane lands and Chef is heard over the speaker. “We have now landed, maggots. Leave the plane now!”

As Team Amazon joins the others, the door to the plane opens. Bridgette walks out first, but falls due to the fact the stairs aren’t there. After her comes LeShawna, DJ, Lindsay, Noah, Alejandro, Heather, Sierra, Cody, Gwen, Courtney and Tyler, who also fall, and after they all fall, Owen and Izzy jump on everyone.

(The scene changes to all the teens chattering in a group)

“Today’s challenge is jumping on ice floes to get to the finish line on that icy mountain. The first to the dog sleigh is the dog and the second is the passenger. The rest of the team will have to wait at one of the flags and wait to be picked up,” Chris informed the teens.

Lindsay was the first to speak up. “C-c-c-can’t we h-have c-c-coats to wear?”

Chris says, “I ordered coats-” The teens cheer. “-but they won’t be ready for weeks. I’ll give them to you then.” The teens groan.

“Well let’s go!” Chris exclaims. The teens start to run. Cody jumps on the first floe, but slips and falls in the water.

“Um, Chris, what happens if someone falls in the water?” Sierra asks.

At that exact moment, Chef brings Chris hot cocoa. Chris slurps it and tells Sierra that they’ll die.

“Chris?” Owen asks, “Can I have that cocoa?”

As Sierra jumps on an ice floe so she can rescue Cody, she says, “Owen that is Chris favorite drink.”

Chris starts to talk, but Sierra says, “Only next to tomato juice which I asked his teachers to tell me. Did you know, Chris-”

“That’s enough,” Chris says as he throws a snowball at Sierra.

Bridgette starts running across the ice floes along with Alejandro and Courtney. DJ also starts going across the ice floes with LeShawna and Gwen.

Sierra, by now, has rescued Cody and tells him, “You can’t get across by yourself.” Sierra throws him and he hits a tree. Sierra makes an odd face and continues jumping to the other side.

Noah jumps, to show Owen it’s safe, but hits his face on the ice. Owen jumps after him, saying, “I’ll help you buddy.” “No, no!” Noah yells, but he’s too late. Owen has jumped and Noah is flung across the ice floes into the same tree Cody was thrown into. Owen makes a surprised face.

Owen is in the cockpit confessional. “I hope Noah is okay.”

Tyler also jumps across with Lindsay and Heather. “Al! I’ll be the dog!” Alejandro nods and accidentally pushes Bridgette in the water. Courtney pulls her out quickly. Tyler and Alejandro pass the line at the same time.

“Just because I don’t like him as much, Tyler is the dog,” Chris informs the two. Tyler pumps his fist and puts the harness on while Alejandro jumps in the back of the sled. Izzy, who is also across now asks Chris why her team’s cart is glowing green and he tells her because it’s radioactive. Izzy answers by saying cool. Lindsay, who is now across with DJ, jumps in the back of the sled and DJ puts the harness on. DJ starts to run, but he also starts to cry.

“Why are you crying?” Lindsay asked DJ.

DJ answers by saying, “Because we’re in Canada and that’s where momma is.”

Heather, Gwen and Courtney also pass the line and Courtney becomes the dog, Heather becomes the first passenger and Gwen runs to the first flag.

Owen and Noah, who are now across along with Sierra and Cody, start running to the flags too. Bridgette waits at the third and final flag before the finish along with Cody and Noah. Noah tries to kiss Bridgette. She says, “I have a boyfriend.” While he closed his eyes and moved in for the kiss, he accidentally kissed the flagpole. The three sleds are all coming up to the second pole where LeShawna, Owen and Sierra wait when Chris walks up to Bridgette, Noah and Cody and the musical number bell rings.

“I thought you forgot about this,” Bridgette says. “Yeah,” Noah says, his voice slurred.

“This is my fave part!” Chris exclaims.

The background music starts to play:

Noah: (slurred)I am stuck to a pole

Bridgette: ‘Cuz you tried to kiss me 

Noah: (slurred)That’s ‘cuz I sorta like you

Cody: Because he sorta likes you 

Bridgette: Stay outta this 

Noah: (slurred)I am stuck to a pole 

Bridgette: You are stuck to a pole 

Cody: Stuck to a pole 

Bridgette: STOP! 

Noah: (slurred)He’s just trying to defend me 

Bridgette: I don’t care you cynical creep 

Cody: Cynical creep 

Bridgette: SHUT UP! 

Noah: (slurred)I am stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck to a polllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle! 

Bridgette and Cody: YEAH!

“Now please pour some hot water on my tongue so I can leave,” Noah says, his words slurred. Chris shakes his head no as Team Victory passes the flag and Bridgette jumps on. Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot also passes and Noah decides to pull the pole out of the ground and he jumps onto his sled. Team Amazon, the last to arrive, quickly collect Cody and race to the finish line. DJ runs into a baby seal due to his tears freezing his eyes shut. The three girls on his team scream a bloodcurdling scream.

DJ asks his team, “What?”

“You hit a baby seal!” LeShawna answers.

Team Victory crosses the finish line, cheering, and right behind them is Team Amazon.

Heather smirks at Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot and says, “HA! We beat you!” Gwen hi-fives Heather at this remark.

“Yeah, take that!” Courtney and Gwen say together.

Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot finally crosses the finish line.

(At the ceremony…)

Alejandro is in the bathroom confessional. “Sorry buddy, but you’ve already won.” He stamps Owen’s passport.

Izzy is in the bathroom confessional. “I don’t like you.” She stamps Tyler’s passport.

Noah is in the bathroom confessional with the pole on his tongue still. He is debating between Alejandro and Owen.

Owen is in the bathroom confessional. “You’re all my friends! But, I fear one of you has a secret” He stamps Alejandro’s passport.

Tyler is in the bathroom confessional. “Al or Owen…”

“The votes are in,” Chris says.

“The barf bags go to Izzy and Noah!” Chris exclaims as he throws them their bags. Izzy smiles and Noah pumps his fist.

“The next one is for…Tyler!” Chris exclaims as he throws Tyler his barf bag.

“The final barf bag is for…………………………………………………Alejandro who got one vote,” Chris says, throwing Alejandro a barf bag.

Owen frowns and hugs Izzy. “Bye guys!”

Owen jumps out of the plane and yells, “I THINK ALEJANDRO IS EVIL!” No one can hear him, except Chris who just smiles.

“Looks like this Total Drama World Tour episode is over. Watch next time. See ya!” Chris says.

'''The screen turns black and it says Canada TV brought this episode of Total Drama World Tour to you. Watch it more often! '''

JosieAmber's Story
Watch out below!

(Word count:1,470)

The camera zooms in on Chris standing on a soap box in a mime outfit. “Last time on Total Drama World Tour,” Chris began to recap, “DJ made yet another animal enemy during the human pinball challenge. Meanwhile Alejandro got the win for his team by bonding with his panda,” Chris said finishing his recap.

The camera zooms up a little more and Chris continues to talk.” Who will be going home next? Will Lindsay ever learn to vote? Will the girls become immune to Alejandro or will they continue to fall for him? So many questions and so little time for this episode of Total! Drama!” Chris breaks out in off key singing,” World Tour!”

The camera zooms out and the theme song begins to play. Finally it ends and the episode resumes. The contestants are all up and about the plane. “I wonder where we are going today,” LeShawna said curiously.

“I do too,” Gwen said with the same amount of curiosity.

“Oh I hope it’s Hawaii!” Courtney said as she walked past Gwen and LeShawna.

“Don’t get your hopes up,” Noah said to the girls.

Chris came over the plane’s loud speaker and ordered the contestants to meet him in the barf bag ceremony room for important news.” Bonjour!” Chris began,” Today we are spending a day in France,” Chris announced.

“Like omg I can’t wait to post my day in France on my blog,” Sierra said happily.

“The first part of your challenge is to safely land on the red bulls eye way down there on the ground,” Chris said pointing out the skydiving door.

“Grab a parachute and take the leap of death,” Chris then instructed.

One by one the contestants put their parachutes on and took the leap of death. ”WooHoo!” Izzy cheered as she jumped.

The teams used their parachutes and float down to earth only to see a real mime on a balcony as they glide. Everyone including Chris are on the ground finally.” Oh that was not a part of the challenge, but it made you jump,” Chris said smiling.

“You have to be joking, right?” Heather replied annoyed.

“No, he’s perfectly serious,” Noah said with his arms crossed.

“Alright this is the real challenge,” Chris said pointing to the Eiffel Tower.

The camera zooms and shows the largeness of the tower. ”Awesome!” Izzy said excitedly, ”Do we get to jump off of it?” She questioned.

Everyone just stopped and starred at Izzy and her excitement. ”Okay,” Chris said awkwardly, ”Everyone will be timed as you balance on a platform on top of the Eiffel Tower,” He continued to speak,” The last person standing will win for their team,” Chris then said.

“Isn’t that dangerous?” Bridgette asked cringing at the thought of falling from that high up.

“This will be no problem for me and my athletic skills,“ Tyler bragged then attempted a cartwheel and fell.

“Are you okay Matt?” Lindsay asked Tyler.

“It’s Tyler,” Tyler corrected.

“Oh right, thanks Cody,’ Lindsay said to Tyler.

“It’s Tyler!” Tyler screamed in the confessional.

The teams began to follow Chris to the scaffold to be lifted to the top of the tower.” Not so fast,” Chris said stopping the contestants right in their tracks, ”You are taking the tower’s stairs,“ he then said, ”Oh and put these new parachutes on for the challenge,” Chris demanded.

Team Amazon, Team Victory, and Team Chris is really, really, really, hot reluctantly started to climb the stairs. ”Let me carry you Senorita’s,” Alejandro said to Lindsay and Bridgette while lifting them onto his shoulders.

“Oh my!” Bridgette said flattered.

“Thanks Alejandro,” Lindsay said smiling.

“Oh come on!” Tyler said annoyed in the confessional, ”How come she remembers his name and not mine?” Tyler complains to the confessional camera.

Everyone rushed up the long winding stairs until they reached the top. ”About time you got here!” Chris said while relaxing in a chair drinking lemonade.

“Well sorry we don’t have a scaffold like some people,“ Gwen said annoyed.

Chris ignored Gwen’s comment and stood up. ”All aboard who’s going aboard, Chris finally announced.

When the contestants were all on the platform the clock started. As the time ticked the teams struggled with balancing.” Keep balanced!” Courtney yelled to her team.

“I’ll balance next to Cody!” Sierra offered happily.

Cody cringed at Sierra’s words. ”No please don’t let her near me!” Cody pleaded in the confessional.

“Cody watch your footing !” Courtney yelled,” Pull your feet apart a little more it helps,” Courtney instructed.

Cody inched his feet apart more managing to keep his balance.” Hey Courtney!” Heather yelled from across the platform,” Why don’t you stop bossing us around and worry about yourself?” Heather Bickered.

Gwen rolled her eyes listening to her team fight. ”Well at least I’m trying to help considering I am the captain of the team,” Courtney answered back to Heather’s bickering.

Alejandro could not help but hear them argue and got annoyed. “Hey Al we are going to win this!” Owen said excitedly.

Owen farted and the platform began to rock. DJ fell first and opened his parachute just in time to save him from falling to his death. The next to fall was Owen who lost his balance from leaning to far back. He opened his parachute but it did not keep him up for long. Pretty soon he was crashing to the ground toward a poor unknowing French man. ”Watch out below!” Tyler called out to the soon to be crushed man.

Tyler was too far up and the man did not understand what he was saying. When Owen came near the ground the poor man didn’t see him until it was too late. Owen laid on the hard ground the poor French man crushed underneath him. Everyone on the platform cringed seeing the poor French man crushed under Owen. ”Oh that poor man,” Bridgette said looking down from the top of the tower.

“He will be alright Senorita,” Alejandro said assuring Bridgette.

Soon more people began to fall such as Izzy, LeShawna, Heather, Sierra, Noah, Tyler, Lindsay, Alejandro, and Gwen. Finally there was two Courtney and Bridgette. ”Since there is two left I want you two to sing,” Chris said.

“Uh he remembered!” Courtney said disappointed.

“Everyone else your backup,” Chris demanded.

Everyone who fell began to harmonize while Bridgette and Courtney sang to the beat of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. ”I want to stay balanced up here,” Bridgette sang.

“Well I want to win for my team,” Courtney added on.

“If I fall I’ll scream real loud,” Bridgette sang.

“If I don’t win I will be mad,” Courtney than sang keeping with the beat.

Both girls continued to sing until Courtney finally lost her balance and concentration making Bridgette and Team Victory the winner of the first half of the Challenge. ”Okay the next part of the challenge is a Gondola race,” Chris began, ”Each team will race through France and end in Paris,” He declared.

The scene skips to all the teams getting in their Gondola’s for the race. When every team was ready Chris called Chef out from the bushes. Chef walked out in a Checkered dress holding two flags one in each hand. Chris and the teams tried to muffle the sound of their laughter. ”Laugh it up,” Chef said as he waved the flags signaling to go. The teams paddled as hard as they can trying to get ahead of the other teams. Team Chris is really, really, really, hot had taken the lead leaving Team Victory close behind and Team Amazon trudging behind. The contestants and their Gondola’s raced through France and finally reached near Paris, the finish line. Team Chris is really, really, really, hot took first place while Team Victory took second, and Team Amazon took last. The winner of part two is Team I am really, really, really, hot who wins the luxury sleeping room. Team Amazon please report to the barf bag ceremony. Team Chris is really, really, really, hot went and relaxed in their luxury room while Team Amazon went to the Elimination Ceremony.

Courtney, Sierra, Gwen, Heather, and Cody walked into the ceremony room. Gwen went to vote first and stamped Courtney’s passport. Next was Cody who repeatedly stamped Sierra’s passport. Heather stamped Courtney’s passport and Courtney stamped Heather’s. Last but not least was Sierra who stamped everyone’s passport except hers and Cody’s.” The contestant who will be going home is……………Courtney,” Chris announced.

“How could you vote out your own captain?” Courtney asked angered.

“You were too bossy,” Heather said.

Courtney walked to the door grabbing her parachute. ”You will pay for,” Courtney began to say when Chris pushed her out of the door.

“See you next time on Total! Drama!” Chris started singing again, ”World Tour!”

The End!

Sonictksb's Story
Episode Five - Lovesick Towers

"Last time on Total Drama World Tour, the Fourteen contestants went to the Yukon when the coldest tensions rised between Lindsay and Bridgette for Alejandro's love, and in the end.

It was Bridgette who went off the Drop of Shame.

Will Team Victory actallty win a challenge, can Team Amazon continue thier winning streak?

Will Ezekiel be caught hiding in the Cargo Hold?

Find out now on, Total, Drama, World Tour!!!!" Chris Exclaimed

(Theme Song Plays)

In the winners section, Team Amazon were partying from last night's victory.

"Woo hoo, we won" Seirra shouted.

"Who cares, we always win, the others might as well give up" Courtney excleamed.

"I agree with Courtney on this one" Gwen Said.

"WILL YOU LOT JUST SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP HERE" Heather shouted!!!

Meanwhile, in the Losers section.

"I hate being back here, it's so boring" Leshawna Said.

"Oh well, beats having Bridgette as competition for Alejandro" Lindsay Replied, firting with Alejandro.

"Wiat, were's Izzy" Owen Asked?

"Check in the Cargo Hold, she siad something about a monster living inside of there that looked like Ezekiel" Noah Replied, sarcasticly.

"Not, so fast" Chris Said on the Loud Speaker. "Everyone, report to the dining hall now" He Continued.

"God dang it" DJ Murmred to Leshawna.

At the Dining hall, "Alright, we'll be landing in Paris soon so I hope you broght a date" Chris Said.

"Eeeeeeee, I get to date Cody" Seirra Shouted while squeeing Cody.

"Can't breathe" Cody Whispered to Seirra.

"Oppes, sorry my Cody Wody" Seirra Said.

"Cody Wody" Cody, Gwen and Alejandro asked confused.

(Musical bell rings)

"Oh god dang it" Lindsay Said, "Not another Heaical Munber" she continued.

"It's Musical Number Lindsay, now get singing" Chris.

Song: City of Love (Note: Not going to put the words on yet,)

"Enough already with the singing, we're already in Paris so you can stop singing" Chef Shouted thourgh the Loud Speaker.

"Oh, and today's challenges are, bungee jumping off the Effiel Tower, Beating up a Mime without getting trapped, and a date with a special someone" Chris Shouted thourgh the Loud Speaker.

"Special someone" Everyone Asked?

"Oh Sh**, forgot something" Chris Shouted.

Suddenly, Everyone expect Seirra and Cody fell out of the plane.

"So, what shall we do now" Asked Cody.

"LET'S MAKE OUT!!!!!!" Shouted Seirra!

"Nooooooooo" Shouted Cody who jumped out of the Drop of Shame, Seirra following.

Suddenly, Ezekiel popped out of the Cargo Hold.

"Yes, they fell out, now to get back into the game" Ezekiel said.

Meanwhile, In Paris. A young French Man was showing his Girlfreind how to paint when Leshawna churshed her.

The young Man ran away sreaming his head off, only to be churshed by Owen.

"Ouch" The painter said before being knocked out by one of Owen's farts.

(Note: Will finsh later)

Usitgz's Story
'TDWT Episode 5: Broadway, Baby (2,325 words')

“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, the contestants had to face a chilly day in the frozen tundra of the Yukon. Bridgette fell for Alejandro, and got stuck making out with a pole. Due to a technicality Team Victory lost, yet again. In the end it was Bridgette who took the drop of shame. Find out where we’ll be visiting today on Total Drama World Tour!” Chris opened the episode. The theme song followed directly after Chris said this.

“Ah…this is the life,” Owen stated as he relaxed in a chair in the first class cabin.

“Hey Big O, I didn’t know that this many bugs could be in someone’s hair” Izzy told Owen as she picked the bugs out of his hair.

“Um… okay?” Noah said in a grossed out manner. He picked a book and started reading to block Izzy out.

“Hey, did either of you guys see Al or that other guy?” Owen asked the other two. Noah and Izzy stopped what they were doing, and looked around and shrugged.

In the economy class section of the plane, Alejandro was being swooned over by Lindsay and LeShawna.

“It’s a disaster that you guys lost Bridgette, buts it’s much nicer to still have you lovely ladies around,” Alejandro stated charmingly. Lindsay and LeShawna giggled.

“I don’t know, Harold is a pretty fly white boy, but that man Alejandro sure is something sweet,” LeShawna confessed in the lavatory confessional.

“Hey Lindsay, want to talk?” Tyler was trying to get Lindsay’s attention. She stopped looking at Alejandro, and looked over at him, waved to him, then sat next to him.

“So what’s up Zeke?” Lindsay asked him.

“Not much, Lindsay,” Tyler said defeated. Lindsay and Tyler looked at each other awkwardly then Lindsay went back to Alejandro.

“Yesterday she called me Noah, and now she’s calling me Zeke! He isn’t even here! This is getting a bit ridiculous,” Tyler confessed in the lavatory confessional. Ezekiel popped up behind him and immediately popped back down. Tyler looked behind at where Ezekiel was, then turned back and looked at the camera. Tyler continued, “Ever since he’s left, it started to feel like someone is watching us.”

“You need some warming up, it got really chilly out there, Cody,” Sierra said as she tightly hugged a freezing Cody.

“I-I-I’m st-st-still freezing from y-yesterday’s challenge,” Cody frigidly stated in the lavatory confessional.

“Strap on your seat belts, maggots. We’ll be arriving at our next destination soon,” Chef Hatchet announced over the intercom. Shortly afterwards the plane landed in New York.

The contestants got out of the plane, and stood in a group while looking at the surroundings. Chris got out of the plane, tripped, then landed right on his face. He rubbed his head as he got up.

“Can anyone guess where we are at?” Chris asked the contestants.

“Ooh, I know! We’re in New York!” Courtney answered excitedly. The other contestants looked at Courtney strangely.

“What? I just like New York!” Courtney asserted. The music bell rang.

“Alright contestants, let’s start the singing!” Chris told the contestants.

“But we just got here!” responded Heather.

“Oh yeah, never mind we’ll do that later” Chris told the contestants as he winked. Chris led the group to the statue of Liberty.

“Alright! Your next challenge is called…Total Drama Sewer Race!” Chris announced to the contestants.

“Ooh, sounds delicious,” interjected Noah.

“Did I say you could talk?” angrily asked Chris. Noah shook his head side to side in a scared manner.

“Moving on, you have to have one team member get into a baby carriage. The blue one for Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot, The pink one for Team Amazon, and the gold one for Team Victory. The rest of the team has to push the carriage to the Empire State building and cross the finish line.” Chris explained.

“How are we supposed to do that? There is a huge body of water between there and here!” questioned Heather.

“Good question. You guys have to also navigate the baby carriages through the sewers of New York to reach Manhattan. Sounds like fun, right? You start… now!” Chris answered.

“I think Gwen should take the baby carriage since she is such a baby,” Heather mocked. Gwen looked at Heather angrily.

“Let’s not get into this, okay?” Sierra interposed.

“I’m picking up Cody’s social skills, so when we’re married we’ll both be the perfect people couple,” Sierra said lovingly in the lavatory confessional.

“What do you think we should do then?” Courtney asked her. By this time Team Victory with Lindsay in the Baby Carriage and Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot with Noah in the Baby Carriage had already entered the sewer.

“I think Cody should, so he can warm up,” Sierra caringly reasoned.

“Sounds good enough for me,” replied Heather. Team Amazon soon departed into the sewers after this with Cody in the baby carriage.

“Which way do we go?” DJ asked when they reached a fork in the sewer. Team Victory was a pretty fair distance ahead of Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot at this point.

“I say we should go left!” judged Lindsay. DJ and LeShawna shrugged and went left. Shortly after they left Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot had reached the fork in the sewer.

“We should go right,” Confidently stated Alejandro. With no opposition Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot went right.

“I told you we shouldn’t have gone left when we came down here!” angrily exclaimed Gwen at Heather. Team Amazon was hopelessly lost in the pitch black area of the sewers they had stumbled on.

“Well if it wasn’t for ‘Miss Bossy’ over here yelling in my ear maybe I could have heard the other teams’ footsteps!” Heather angrily motioned at Courtney.

“Well…” Courtney was cut off.

“Hey guys, I found something,” Gwen happily stated. Gwen picked up a cylindrical object and turned it on.

“It’s a flashlight!” Heather happily pointed out.

“We’re saved!” happily exclaimed Courtney. Gwen flashed it around the group.

“Wait…where’s Cody and Sierra?” Gwen confusedly asked.

Team Victory was still keeping left. Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot had come across a motor boat and a lake of sewage in the middle of their course with no other hope to continue but to cross it. Gwen, Heather, and Courtney were lost and trying to make their way back to the right course. Cody and Sierra had reached the fork in the sewer.

“I can’t believe I haven’t run into any animals, yet. I think the curse might actually be broken,” DJ confessed in a surprised manner in the lavatory confessional.

“Nice choice, Al,” Owen told Alejandro upon seeing the power boat. The members of Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot boarded the motor boat, with Owen carrying the baby carriage with Noah in it into the boat.

“So it’s just you and me alone,” Sierra said to Cody romantically. Cody had a scared expression on his face. Sierra got very close to him and started to make out with him, against his will. Cody puked on Sierra’s mouth, from being disgusted so much. Just as this was taking place Gwen, Heather, and Courtney had arrived at the fork in the sewer. They all looked disgusted at this.

“That was so disgusting, almost as disgusting as Alejandro’s tactics. I’m watching you.” Heather angrily glared in the cockpit confessional. Chef Hatchet looked at her strangely then went back to what he was doing.

“Oh, Cody, your vomit tastes as sweet as the sweetest chocolate,” Sierra romantically whispered in Cody’s ear. This caused Cody to puke again.

“Let’s just go left, and get this creep show over with,” rudely demanded Courtney. So, Team Amazon took the left route.

Back to team Victory, a rat had walked up to DJ. It was starting at him with cute, big round eyes. This made DJ smile and he went down to pet it.

“Let’s just keep going, it’s just a sewer rat and it probably has rabies,” LeShawna reasoned. The rat looked angry at this, and took out its anger by biting DJ’s hand. DJ threw up his hands in pain and sent the rat flying into the sewage. A crocodile came up, and swallowed the rat whole. DJ sat down and cried.

“C’mon DJ, we don’t have time for this!” LeShawna told him in a pushy manner. DJ did not move an inch after LeShawna said this.

Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot had almost crossed the sewage lake when a mega sized albino crocodile emerged from the depths in front of the other side of the lake.

“Turn around, man!” Tyler told Alejandro in a scared expression. Alejandro turned the boat around and they started to get away from the crocodile.

“Owen, use your secret weapon,” Alejandro desperately demanded. Owen looked at Alejandro in a strange manner. Izzy pointed to his posterior. Owen nodded in agreement then let out a huge fart in the crocodile’s face which made it faint. Alejandro turned the boat back around, and Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot made it to the other side of the sewage lake.

“Hey, I see the other team,” Alejandro pointed out. Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot caught up to Team Victory, and at about the same time so did Team Amazon.

“DJ, that rat is probably in a better place now, okay?” LeShawna reasoned as the other teams had almost reached them. DJ nodded his head up and down, got up and started pushing Lindsay’s carriage. The three teams were side by side. The music bell rang. Chris popped down from a random manhole they didn’t see in front of them.

“Now, it’s really musical number time!” Chris announced. The three teams stopped in their tracks.

“Oh…these sewers are pretty disgusting,” Courtney sang to start off the song.

“These carriages look like they’re about to start combusting,” Izzy continued the song.

“We’re singing, so l think we should go back to racing,” Heather suggested in a sing song voice.

“Okay!” The rest of Team Amazon exclaimed. Team Amazon started racing again.

“They’ll soon be wishing they were pacing,” sang Alejandro. Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot started racing again.

“Let’s go, guys!” sang Lindsay. Team Victory started racing again.

“We’re racing through the sewers,” Team Amazon sang.

“In baby carriages, tooers,” Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot sang as they passed Team Amazon.

“Let’s hope we don’t injure any animals,” DJ sadly sang.

“Or even any mammals,” Lindsay chirped in. The teams at this point had already climbed out of the sewers, and onto the streets of New York.

“Hey, guys I see the finish!” Noah pointed out.

“Hurry up, DJ,” LeShawna pleaded.

“Alright, I’ll do this!” DJ sang as Team Victory passed Team Amazon.

“Let’s go Girls!”Gwen exclaimed. Team Amazon started to catch up to Team Victory who was catching up to Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot.

“Cause…We’re racing above the sewers,” Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot sang.

“In baby carriages, tooers,” Team Victory sang as they passed Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot.

“Look out Cody, it’s an old lady!”Sierra screamed as Team Amazon’s Carriage slammed right into an old lady, and catapulted Cody past the finish line. The rest of team Amazon was in a pile with the old lady.

“You have to have all of your members cross the finish line to win!” explained Chris.

“What’s not to like about, New York?” Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot sang as they were passing Team Victory.

“Apparently giant red apples that fall through the sky!” exclaimed Noah as a giant red apple landed on him and the baby carriage.

“No!” Owen dramatically screamed\sang as this occurred.

“Victory is Team Victory’s!” Team Victory sang as they crossed the finish line.

“Yes! One of the other team’s member’s get to go home not ours!” happily exclaimed LeShawna.

“Congratulations Team Victory, but guess what?” asked Chris.

“What?” LeShawna asked.

“Today is a reward challenge!” Chris announced. Team Amazon and Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot cheered. LeShawna looked upset.

“Since you guys got first, you guys get a first crack at whack an apple!” Chris announced.

“Whack a what?” asked LeShawna. Chris showed them three four feet in diameter apples, and explained to them that each contained a prize and that Team Victory got first whack. LeShawna picked up a mallet and whacked one of the apples, and out spilled candy.

“Lucky,” Owen muttered under his breath. Owen picked up a mallet and whacked an apple, and out spilled well… apples. Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot looked confused at this.

“Did not see that coming,” Noah stated in the lavatory confessional. Noah was covered in bandages from the giant apple landing on him.

“Why did they get to whack before us?” asked Courtney.

“Because they picked up a mallet before you,” Chris explained. Courtney got angry at this and picked up a mallet, but Heather and Gwen also grabbed it.

“It’s mine!” They all screamed at the same time.

“I’ll do it!” said a beat up Cody. He grabbed the mallet and whacked the apple, and inside there was a meat grinder.

“I’ve went through being almost frozen to death, Sierra making out with me, and being catapulted by an old lady, I think I can whack an apple,” Cody explained in the confessional.

“What is the point of this?” Courtney asked.

“All will be explained next episode, and more on Total Drama World Tour!” Chris sang as he signed off.

THE END

Spenstar's Story
Episode Four: Scones and Squares and Queens – Oh My!

(1882 words; 1873 if you don't count the title)

The members of Team Victory and Team "Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot" (henceforth CRRRRH) were sitting around in the "losers" room of the plane. DJ let out a heavy sigh.

"Harold was supposed to be safe," said DJ, "Why would he sacrifice himself to save me?"

"Because his heart's as big as yours, DJ," said LeShawna, "He thinks he did the right thing. Poor Harold, I hope he's okay."

"El senor is probably doing fine," said Alejandro reassuringly, "Y if this is what he wants, so be it. What happened, senorita, happened. Let us not get hung over about what has past."

"I guess you're right," said LeShawna, "Thanks." She hugged Alejandro from the side.

"You're so nice, Alejandro," said Lindsay adoringly. Tyler's eyes focused into a glare at Alejandro.

'''Tyler: I can't believe this! Back in season one, Lindsay and I was certain that we were made for each other! Then, she hits on Justin in Action, and now THIS?! I don't know what I could do now... Maybe Lindsay's gone for good.'''

"You okay, Ty?" asked DJ.

"Not really," whispered Tyler to DJ, "I'm just sad is all. Lindsay's acting like I don't even exist, and it's all because of Alejandro over there. What do I do?"

DJ said, "Do something that will remind Lindsay how much you care. You're a good guy, Tyler, and I'm sure Lindsay will open her blue eyes and see that again."

"I hope so," sighed Tyler.

Just then, the silent conversation was broken by the sound of a bell that everyone in the room knew all about.

"Musical time?" asked Tyler.

"Let's do this," said DJ. Tyler got up and started singing.

"I may not get that far," he sang, "In tennis or soccer, or baseball. There I admit it, it didn't even rhyme, but I'll find my way in time!" he clenched his fists and glanced at Lindsay and Alejandro. "And he may seem like he has everything, and it makes me want to sing!"

Tyler continued, "Lindsay, oh Lindsay, can't you see that I'll always be there? People like him may come and go, but I'll be there in happiness or in despair. And Lindsay, oh my sweet Lindsay, can't you see I was meant for you? And you were meant for me just the same, can't you see?"

Lindsay smiled and stood up. She walked over to Tyler and hugged him.

DJ sang, keeping with Tyler's melody, "They were made for each other, can't they see, this is how it's meant to be!"

Owen, Bridgette, Izzy, and Owen sang with DJ, "They were made for each other; this is how it's meant to be."

Noah then sang, "Tyler, oh Tyler, when will you give up? Lindsay won't see the truth. All this time you've stayed by her side, and she forgets about you!" The others glared at Noah.

"We were made for each other," sang Lindsay, in Tyler's arms. Tyler smiled.

Alejandro sighed and sang, "You were made for each other, and now you see, I've been trying to find the one made for me." Bridgette and LeShawna walked over to Alejandro and sat next to him, smiling at him. Alejandro held their hands, and Bridgette and LeShawna blushed.

"Now we can see," softly sang Tyler, "I was made for you and you were made for—"

"My turn!" The others turned to the door and gasped at what they saw; Ezekiel had entered the room. He began to sing, with the phenomenal singing voice from the first musical number,

"Open your eyes and you will see that this game was made for me! I don't care if you push me off the plane, I will never give up, I always will say, that I was made for this! Playing this game gives me bliss. And you'll never bring me down, until I win and get the crown!" The others applauded Ezekiel.

"Thank you, eh," said Ezekiel, taking a bow. Just then, a trap door that Ezekiel was standing on opened, and the poor guy fell out of the plane, screaming.

"Muy malo," sighed Alejandro.

Meanwhile, in the winner's room, Cody was running around in circles, with Sierra in hot pursuit. Cody ran over to Gwen, who was sitting alone.

"You got to help me;" he said desperately, "Sierra's driving me insane!"

"Tell me about it," said Gwen. She walked over to Sierra.

"If you don't leave my friend alone," she said menacingly, "You'll be in for a world of hurt!" Gwen clenched her fist to prove a point. Sierra gulped and nodded, and ran off.

"Thanks," said a relieved Cody.

"My pleasure," said Gwen, smirking. Right about then, everyone in the room got jolted backwards.

"What was that?!" yelled Heather.

"We've landed!" said Chris over the loud speaker, "To England!"

The three teams got off the plane and grouped up in front of Chris.

"Welcome to Britain," said Chris, "Here, you'll each have to make a pot of British tea to impress the Queen here!" Chris gestures to Chef Hatchet dressed in a fancy Queen's dress, complete with a white wig.

"I hate my life," muttered Chef.

"You have a few hours," said Chris, "and you'll each get a teapot to hold the tea in." He tossed Heather, Alejandro, and DJ each a teapot. "Go!"

Team Victory's members ran off in one direction, with DJ leading the group. "Where are we going?" asked Lindsay.

"I made tea from scratch with momma all the time," said DJ, "Follow my lead and we'll be in the winning room!"

"Where we belong," commented LeShawna.

"Thank you, Harold," said Bridgette happily as DJ ran to a bush and sat down. He dug through the bush and reached his hand out. It was filled with berries. DJ popped one of them into his mouth.

"Sweet!" said DJ, "We'll use the berries and the leaves of this bush to flavor our tea. Bridgette, go and see if we have any wood to make a fire. LeShawna, you go and get water. Lindsay, stay with me."

"Got it," said the three. LeShawna and Bridgette ran off in different directions.

'''DJ: I'm normally not the bossy type, but I KNOW how to make a good cup of tea. I let my team down before, but I won't do it again!"'''

Meanwhile, Team Amazon was looking around, trying to find something for the tea.

"This is pointless!" yelled Courtney, "We better relocate."

"I'm pretty sure we'll find something good here," said Cody, "Berries, tea leaves, anything!"

"Well, I'm in charge," said Courtney, "And I say we have to go!"

"Look," said Gwen, "Nobody said that you're in charge here, so shut up and MAYBE we'll get something done!"

"Gwen has a point, for once," said Heather.

"UGH!" screamed Courtney.

Team CRRRRH had started a fire with firewood. Tyler walked to the site with a bucket of water.

"Fresh from the tap," said Tyler, as he poured the water into the teapot.

"Great," said Alejandro, "Now we need to find something to flavor the hot water."

"I got something!" said Izzy, as she carried brown, ground-up beans and throw them into the teapot.

"That should do it," sighed Owen.

Meanwhile, Team Victory had their fire started. Steam arose from the open teapot. DJ took a whiff of the steam and smiled.

"That smells like good tea, team," he said, "We did good." He pulled his team into a group hug and smiled wide.

"Time's running out guys!" said Cody frantically, "We have to do something, or else we'll lose!"

"My dream man is right," said Sierra dreamily, "We can't serve the Queen air!"

"Then somebody get water, somebody else get a fire going, and somebody else get some tea leaves!" yelled Courtney.

"You don't have to yell at us all the time!" yelled Gwen.

"Don't talk back to the team leader like that!" yelled Courtney back at Gwen. Just then, the musical bell rang.

"I hate this show," sighed Cody.

"That makes two of us," said Heather as Gwen and Courtney continued to feud.

"You'll never understand," sang Courtney, "That what makes me so grand, is that I just know what to do and when to do it. You'll never understand what it means to lead."

"You'll never understand," sang Gwen back, "That what makes you so sad, is that you do nothing right! You think you're right all the stinking time! You'll never understand what it means to be part of a team! Instead of telling us what to do, why not make tea with me?"

"You'll never understand," sang Cody and Heather, "How sick we are of this. Every day there's more fighting, when something goes amiss. And why can't things be peaceful for one stinking day! You'll never understand how much we hate this scene!"

"You'll never understand," sang Sierra, "How much it means to me, to be on the same team as the man of my dreams. To be with him forever, makes the angels sing with glee! Oh you'll never understand how much it means to have Cody next to me!" Sierra hugged Cody from the side, and Cody squirmed in a fruitless attempt to escape.

"Oh," all five members sang, "You'll never understand!"

"Time's up!" said Chris over a loudspeaker. The scene shifted to Chris and Chef by the plane, with the three teams bringing him their teapots. Chef had three mugs in front of him.

"Team Amazon will go first," said Chris. Chef took the teapot from Courtney and poured the contents of the tea into a mug. Nothing came out.

"No tea means that this team fails!" said Chef, pointing at Courtney. The team looked down. Alejandro poured his teapot's tea into the second mug. Chef drank from it and smiled.

"That's the best cup of java I've had in weeks!" said Chef with a smile, "I'd like that pot of coffee for later!" He took the teapot.

"It's supposed to be tea," reminded Chris.

"Whatever," said Chef, as DJ gave him his team's pot. He poured purple tea into the final mug and drank from it. Chef then smiled wider than he ever had on the show.

"This is amazing," he said softly, "Reminds me of when I was just a kid and my momma would make me tea. You win!" The members of Team Victory cheered.

"That's what I'm talking about!" said DJ.

"And team Victory wins!" declared Chris, "Team Amazon, it's time to send one of you home!"

The scene shifted to the elimination room on the plane. Sierra, Gwen, Cody, Heather, and Courtney were all there. Chris carried four bags of peanuts.

"Gwen, Cody, and Heather are safe!" said Chris, as he tossed a bag to each of them. The three smiled, but Courtney and Sierra nervously glanced at each other.

"The person who is safe is...

Sierra," said Chris, tossing Sierra the final bag. Sierra squealed with delight and hugged Cody. Cody squirmed trying to break free.

Courtney quickly donned her parachute and opened her mouth to say something, but Chris quickly pushed Courtney off the plane first.

"And that wraps it up for tonight! What will happen next? Find out on Total Drama World Tour!"

Tcf09's Story
I can't do this challenge:( I'm so sorry... i'm in Flordia on vacation this week and next week i go on a cruise which means i probably won't be able to do the next two challenges because i'll be so busy. (I can still get on on my phone but I can't write a full story because 1: I'll barley get any of it done because I won't have my phone with me most of the time and 2: If I try to write it my phone will probably die after a while) I'm sorry again:(

Jason's Story
Tick Tock, because your blah, blah, blah is my drug. word count-1570

“Last time on Total Drama World Tour, Yukon't beat Alejandro's charms! Bridgette proved it by being betrayed by him.” Chris said, sitting in the cockpit of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet. “Today, the cast is going to Tennessee while I chill out in the jet, ALL DAY! Yes, thats true. Kesha is going to host this episode. This is Total Drama World Tour!”

(Theme song plays)

“Stop talking that Blah, Blah, Blah!” Kesha's song sounded over the radio.

“Her voice is auto-tuned,” Noah said, releasing the switch on his first class chair.

“I think she's pretty.” Owen said with big eyes. Izzy glared at him, then smiled. “I think she looks good too!”

“Now that Bridgette's gone,” Alejandro said in the confessional. “My next target has to have the brains of Lindsay, yet the beauty of Courtney or Heather. LeShawna seems like a nice mix.” He smiled evilly.

The story then proceeded to Team Amazon sitting in the losers compartment. “What if we went to Chris' suite and hung out?” He whispered to Gwen.

“And if he saw us?” Gwen asked, smiling. Cody shrugged, grabbed Gwen's hand and ran off into the core of the airplane.

“Whoa!” Gwen yelled, running into a chair. Cody let go of Gwen's hand when Gwen fell to the floor, holding her stomach.

“Ooooooh. Ahhhhhh.” She said in pain. She then cringed. Gwen, the goth, saw somebody behind Cody.

“Cody, there's someone behind you.” Gwen said, pointing behind him. “Huh?” He said, turning around.

There stood Sierra. She had a roll of duck tape in her hand. “Pucker up!” She yelled. She then ran around Cody with the duck tape, taping his arms to his body, all the way down to his feet.

Sierra moved in for the kiss, pulling him closer to her. Cody tried to pull back, but couldn't due to the tape on him.

“Don't!” Gwen jumped up and tackled Sierra.

“You OBVIOUSLY don't get that he does NOT like you!” Gwen yelled in Sierra's face. Sierra looked intimated.

“Uh, yeah-yeah. I'll think about deleting my Cody blog about now!” She started to sob. She quickly pushed Gwen off of her and ran into the confessional.

“IDIOT!” Sierra yelled, before slamming the confessional door and locking it. “I hate Gwen!” She bravely said.

The jet then crashed into the suburban state of Tennessee. The cast jumped out of the plane and landed on the ground. The immediate smell was horse manure. “Why does it smell like horse crap? Are we in New Jersey or something?” Heather said coldly.

Kesha walked out of a old, rickety house. “Hey,” Kesha said to the cast.

“Is that...Kesha?” Owen asked. “Yeah.” Noah said, rolling his eyes.

“What?” Noah started in the cock pit confessional. “She really isn't a singer. She auto-tunes her voice to sound like a over-heated robot. It's sick.” He said.

Owen ran up to Kesha and hugged her then farted. Kesha looked disgusted, then pushed him off of her.

“Today's challenge is music-ly one. You will write a song for me and its gonna be my next single. It has to be good!” Kesha explained.

“Yeah, okay.” Noah said sarcastically. Soon after that, the teams broke off into different areas.

“Okay, who's the most thoughtful?” Heather and her team had huddled up together. Gwen raised her hand. “I write songs sometimes.” She stated.

“Awesome!” Cody said.

“Anyone see that Sugar-addicted girl, Sierra?” Courtney asked. The rest of Team Amazon shrugged.

Sierra appeared in the confessional. “I am NOT getting out of here!” She yelled.

Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot was standing around each other, talking. “Maybe I could write a song for her.” Alejandro said, winking at Izzy. “Sure thing.” She said, pulled into Alejandro's charms.

“Me it is.” He said.

Team Victory, who consisted of LeShawna, Lindsay and DJ, were having trouble decided who will write the song. “Uh, rock, paper, scissors?” DJ asked. Lindsay nodded. LeShawna looked worried.

“I mean, what if Lindsay writes the song? It'll be horrible!” LeShawna said in the cock pit confessional.

“Hey, Chef,” LeShawna turned around to face him, “why can't we use the other confessional?” “Sierra's using it. She might have fell in.” Chef laughed.

“Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!” Lindsay, LeShawna and DJ said in unison. LeShawna had rock, DJ had paper, and Lindsay had scissors.

“Oops! My mom said never to play with scissors!” Lindsay said, switching to paper. “Your joking!” LeShawna said, frustrated.

“Now it's only me and Devon James!” Lindsay said, smartly. “Wait, how did you know that?” DJ asked curiously. “Oh, I remember it from Total Drama Action!”

“That girl's memory is seriously messed up.” DJ said in the cock pit confessional. “Okay, ready set- I mean rock, paper, scissors shoot!” Lindsay said, doing paper. DJ did rock. “Aw man,” DJ said.

“Have you all decided?” Kesha asked the three teams.

Alejandro, Gwen and Lindsay stepped forward. “Okay, you have 10 minutes to write the song.” Kesha said, everyone gasped.

“Ten minutes?” Alejandro said. Kesha nodded. “Oh boy. This one's gonna be a hard one.” Alejandro said.

LeShawna and DJ turned to Lindsay. She just stood there. “Get writing, girlfriend!” LeShawna said, handing Lindsay a notepad and a pen.

“About what?” She asked calmly. “Anything!” DJ and LeShawna said in unison. A imaginary bulb blew out over Lindsay's head.

“Five minutes left,” Kesha said.

“Every time she talks, I'm surprised it's not auto-tuned.” Noah complained in the cock pit confessional. Mean while, Cody, Courtney, and Heather were at the regular confessional's door.

“Sierra, Cody or Gwen don't hate you.” Courtney lied to try to make Sierra come out. “Yeah, I'm not angry,” Cody said. “Or creeped out.” Heather smacked Cody.

“Listen, we need you for this challenge.” Heather said to her. “I think you'll do good!” As Heather said that, Kesha's timer rang. “Times up.” She said.

The three teams all gather, with the exception of Sierra.

“Lets hear Amazons.” Kesha said, popping the CD they handed to her into the retro boom box.

“Wake up in the morning, gonna win me some money. I got passport in my hand with out my right-hand man. I feel like a new woman today. Walkin' out the door.” Door was then repeated. “Say 'Hi' to my little brother who's four.” Four was then repeated. “Lets score, Total Drama World Tour. Gonna travel the world in style.” The CD ended with awkward silence between every one.

“Next,” She said, taking Team Chris' CD.

“Coming out your mouth with ha-ha-ha. Keep talking that ha-ha-ha.” The CD ended. “Seriously?” Kesha said, twirling her hair.

“Izzy suggested it.” Alejandro said.

“Ah, yes.” Izzy said, charmed. “Alright.” Kesha said. Noah rolled his eyes.

“And Victory?” She asked. Lindsay handed the CD in a case with Lindsay's picture on it.

“My love, my love, my love is for shopping!” Kesha nodded her head to the music while Lindsay did a little dance.

“I may need some rehab, but I gotta question; do you wanna go buy and spend in the basement? Do you make my heart beat like this eight-hundred and eight drum? Well, hey. I like shopping.” The CD ended. Kesha clapped.

“That is SO me!” She raved. “Team Victory wins this challenge.” Team Victory cheered and group hugged.

“I would say Team Chris was really bad.” “As bad as your singing,” Noah noted, as Kesha continued.

“Meet me in the plane where your supposed to vote.” Team Amazon and Victory got onto the plane while Team Chris decided who was going to be voted out.

Alejandro pulled Izzy and Owen from the group. “Izzy, great job. Owen, you did a great job containing your gas.” He said. Seconds after he said that, Owen farted, then blushed.

Noah pulled Tyler away from Alejandro's group. “We should vote out Izzy,” Tyler said to Noah. Noah agreed to it.

“We should vote out Tyler. Him and Lindsay aren't gonna last as a couple.” Alejandro said. Izzy nodded, then went off to the plane.

“Listen Tubby,” Alejandro became suddenly mean. Owen looked shocked. “We vote out Izzy for making a horrible song.” “But didn't you make the song?” Owen asked.

“Kinda, not really. Just vote Izzy with me.” He commanded. Owen nodded.

The scene skipped to the Barf-bag ceremony. “Hey,” Kesha said. “Chris was to busy in his hot tub to do this. But,” She said, grabbing the peanuts, “Alejandro, Owen and Noah are safe. The person voted out tonight is Izzy.” She said. Izzy frowned. “Well, nice seeing ya'll!” Izzy jumped out of the plane and landed straight on the ground.

“Bye, Iz.” Owen said.

“Sad, huh.” Chris said, watching the giant television in his suite. “So that's how it would have gone if Kesha hosted. Cool!” Chris said. He then laughed evily as the camera panned out.

THE END.

Webly's Story
All I Want to say is that why the Harsh Elimination? (2269 words not including the title or the captions below the title)

(Michael Jackson Themed Week)

Chris runs up to the camera and looks in the wrong direction. He realizes his mistake and looks at the camera in the right direction. “Last time on Total Drama World Tour, the contestants traveled to Japan for a hazardous day. We saw panda fighting, game show surviving, and infinitely weird commercials by three teams. While Team Amazon’s big argument no one cares about was taking place, did we see Ezekiel? One team wins again although not all the teammates participated. Team Victory ended up losing the challenge because of DJ for crying about animals and Harold for being annoying as ever. DJ is actually voted out, but Harold sacrificed himself making me a happy camper again! Find out will happen on the king of pop themed episode of TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR!” Chris recaps.

The theme song plays and farts were heard in the background. Conversation was heard by Chef who was taking a break from piloting the plane. “I told you not to bring bean burritos on the plane,” He yelled at Chris Mcwhocares.

Team Amazon was enjoying their first-class stuff and their second win in as a team in a row.

“This feels so good, I can’t imagine what the other teams are feeling right now,” Heather says smiling. A picture pops up above her head seeing Izzy fall out of the plane while Owen is eating his fifth bean burrito.

“It’s all because of our feminine power,” Courtney replies. Cody forms a frown on his face. “And Cody too.”

'''Courtney: Cody is a total girl. He’s not the next to go on our team of weirdo’s; it’s the man stealer, Gwen.'''

Gwen shrugs, “I have to say if we didn’t have Cody and Sierra we’d be sending Court…I mean one of us out of that plane.”

A tear falls from Sierra’s face. “You guys are so nice,” She says while blowing her nose in Cody’s top.

“My shirt, it cost 25 bucks,” Cody yelled.

Sierra jumps up from her seat, “Here’s my Cody repair spray. I bring it everywhere I go just in case an accident happens.” Sierra hands over her spray to Cody.

Cody: Sierra is an uber freak, but what can I say the girls are always utterly attracted to me. *remembers season one* Yep, always attracted to me.

The two teams we’re going crazy in their seats.

“I’m so happy I’m not sucked into that hole again, my butt has a big bruise on it,” Owen shares with the two teams.

His tribe mates expressions immediately change from happiness to disgust.

“Was that meant for the confessional, because it’s right over there,” Bridgette says pointing to the bathroom.

Owen responds by saying, “I’m way too afraid to get out of my seat. Only loons go into a confessional in a plane driven by Chef.”

Alejandro is in the confessional, “Don’t think I didn’t hear that.”

Noah is talking to Tyler and Izzy. “Do you guys want an alliance? Face it we’re going to go next for our team. We don’t want to end up like the fail girls alliance last season?”

“Cool, I’ll join the new girls alliance,” Tyler says.

Noah backs away and says, “Um…this isn’t the girls alliance this is my alliance to vote off Alejandro and make us the final 3 of this idiotic game.”

Izzy wipes her forehead, “Phew…I was nervous when you said girls’ alliance. I hate girls.”

“So you guys in or what?” Noah questions.

“What will happen if we say or what?” Izzy says trying to think of possible things that can happen.

Noah smacks his forehead, “Are you guys in?”

“Sure,” Izzy and Tyler say at the same time.

Noah: The alliance should be named the mental alliance. I’m not mental though. I have a very high IQ and I was the assistant to a very famous person. The person may be a lunatic but what the hey, he’s famous.

DJ is crying.

'''DJ: I totally let my team down last time and now they’re going to eliminate me. I can’t go home my momma will get really mad at me. The only reason I want to win this season is because my family needs the dough bad.'''

LeShawna is conversing with Lindsay.

“DJ seems really upset, I wonder what’s wrong?” LeShawna says.

Lindsay smiles and responds, “Don’t you mean T.J., silly, he is awesome.”

“Um...it’s DJ. He’s been in the game for all three seasons, makes chow that LeShawna likey.”

Lindsay rolls her eyes, “That’s T.J.”

Lindsay: Poor little LaFonda, she even mixed up her name up with a geek named LeShawna. I hope she can get the help she needs after the show.

Chris walks into the cabins and told the team that the plane was landing at Los Angeles.

Courtney screams in excited ness.

'''Courtney: I’ve always wanted to go to Los Angeles. It’s been my second biggest dream in my young existence. My first dream was to be the most famous lawyer of the whole the human race and I’m almost halfway there. I just have to get the lawyer part.'''

The plane lands and they walk out to see a big Michael Jackson banner.

Gwen suddenly exchanges her expression with Sierra. “I’ve always been a big fan of Michael Jackson. That intelligent man rocked it with Thriller. It’s one of the only songs I enjoy.”

“Am I the only one that thinks Michael Jackson is stupid? He had like twenty nose jobs and I haven’t seen such gossip about him since the big Rihanna and Chris Brown fight. Although he died a year ago, everyone still talks about him just because his anniversary of death just passed.” Alejandro says.

Everyone stares at Alejandro in a weird way.

'''LeShawna: I’m starting to get suspicious of that guy. He could be playing the game really good or he could either be passing by easily.'''

Chris starts to announce the challenge and says, “Okay guys, enough with the chitter chatter. Today we will have a dance competition! Although Michael Jackson was a major singer he was also a major dancer. I mean if you saw the movie “This Is It “and saw he could dance like that at 50 something years old, very close to his death. He danced so good it makes me look moderately old. I know shocking, isn’t it? You guys will all dance at the same time. One by one I will call your name and you will be out of the challenge because you are one of the most horrendous dancers in the game. Whichever team has all of the players on the team out first will join me at the elimination and will vote out the fourth person in the game. Go to the platforms over there and get ready to dance.”

The campers start walking over to the platform and the music bell rings.

“Okay, it’s time for singing time. I have an idea you guys sing a song first and then I’ll pick whichever team is best and the other two have a dance off with the same things I said up there. Now please sing to the tune of Thriller.” Chris announces.

Bridgette: It’s close to the dance time

Courtney: But we need to sing first to win

Alejandro: You try to Rumba but then you decide it’s the wrong decision

Noah: All through the night dance till your name is called by the idiot

Chris yells, “I heard that!”

All: ‘Cause its dance time, dance time now

Gwen: There ain’t no second chance you have to dance to win, boy

All: Dance Time

Izzy: Ooh, ooh

All: Dance Time now!

DJ: You’re dancing for your life it’s time to moonwalk, rumba, and tango!

Izzy: Oh, oh, oh, oh

(everyone starts dancing to the scary music in the background)

Tyler: Dance Time, tonight!

LeShawna: Oh yeah, all right going to groove tonight

Lindsay: Prance Time, tonight!

All: Buh duh duh dah

Chris claps his hands. “That was my favorite number, in the show!”

Alejandro frowns and says, “I thought it was lame. You skipped half of the song and I hate Michael Jackson.”

Everyone glares at Alejandro again.

“Doesn’t anyone like a good opinion?” Alejandro says.

“I have made my decision and I have to say instead of a team winning, Gwen won immunity for having a great approach instead of some people.” Chris says giving a wicked face centered to Alejandro. “Get into your positions.”

The song “Tik Tok” started to play and right then the players started doing a lot of abstract things they called dancing.

Owen was attempting a head roll although it involved a lot of gas. Izzy was doing her memorable dance she did at the audition for the talent show in season one. I’m not quite sure what Cody was doing, I think it was the pee pee dance but you never could be sure.

“Owen, you’re out. I cannot stand any more gas afloat.” Chris announces.

DJ twisted his foot while trying to do the salsa.

Chris calls in the medical emergency and Bob the Leprechaun barges in, “Bob I haven’t seen you in a while. Anyways, DJ is out due to his foot injury and Sierra is also out due to getting out of her square to be with Cody. Wait, the geek is also out because he tripped from Sierra’s foot.”

Cody: I swear that girl is getting on my last nerves.

Noah stopped dancing because of embarrassment and stood there like a figurine.

Chris frowns and angrily said, “Noah, try to put a little more effort in these challenges, but for now goodbye.”

The camera is now focused on LeShawna who is doing another one of the well-known dances on the show, but this time from another season.

“Okay, I cannot stand anymore awful dancing. Izzy, LeShawna, Lindsay, and Tyler you guys suck.” Chris then stares at Heather who stopped dancing.

'''Heather: I figured if I stopped dancing and our team lost. Courtney was most likely the next out. The whole team would blame the loss on her and it would be bye bye Courtney. She’s even worse than Gwen and I thought Gwen couldn’t get any worse.'''

Chris regains his smile and looks at the dancers who are actually trying, “One person is left from each team. Bridgette, for Team Victory who cannot lose another challenge, Bridgette is currently doing some surfer dancing which looks cool. Alejandro, from Team Chris is the hottest person in the whole wide world! Last but not least Courtney, for Team Amazon which is on a winning streak, she is currently dancing the rumba.”

Courtney is now switching with a twirl to the foxtrot. Alejandro is doing an unknown type of dance kind of like a photo shoot.

“Alejandro, you have made your team lose. What kind of dance shows off modeling skills?” Chris questions.

“A dance I want to learn,” Alejandro replied while everyone laughed.

'''Alejandro: I have to mix it up a bit. No one gets suspicious about a major hot, funny guy, now do they?'''

Chris shakes his head in dismay, “Well, Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Hot, I will see you at the third barf bag ceremony.”

The campers got in the plane and left L.A.

'''Bridgette: I think I saw Ezekiel. Call me crazy but he was peeking out of a window and then running away. I hope I’m not hallucinating; I can’t afford to go to one of those mental places Izzy visits, or should at least.'''

Alejandro is fake crying or crying really weirdly.

“Owen, I cannot afford to leave. My Grandmother is a worker at an insane asylum. Everyone is going to vote me off and then my Grandmother will have to stay working at the crazy place. Can you tell Izzy that Alejandro said he loves your dance you did at the challenge and advises you to vote off Tyler?” Alejandro says questioning Owen.

Owen starts to sniffle, “If that is what you want, I’ll do anything for someone who has a family member in that bad of a condition.”

Alejandro: I thought these contestants would be harder to prank but it’s so easy.

After a few more long, boring hours of fake crying, the awaited barf bag ceremony began.

“Welcome to the first barf bag ceremony for Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really Hot! Here you will go in a confessional and vote off the person you want gone.” Chris says. He pauses for a second. “I took a pause because my favorite part comes next where the eliminated person rides down the drop of shame. It’s voting time!”

Alejandro stamped a picture of Tyler, “What a pathetic wimp?”

Noah stamped a picture of Alejandro, “I know what you’re up to.”

“The results are in so let me tally the votes. First barf bag goes to, Izzy and Noah.”

Noah smiled while grabbing the barf bag and watched Alejandro’s smile start to fade away.

Chris rolled his eyes and announced, “The next barf bag goes to the big, fluffy, Owen!”

Tyler starts biting his nails.

“The last barf bag goes to…

Alejandro. Tyler, I’m sorry, I’d advise you to get your parachute on this instant.” Chris says passing the final barf bag to Alejandro.

“I didn’t get to say goodbye to Lind...” Tyler couldn’t finish his sentence before he was rudely pushed by Chris.

“What I gave him a warning? Anyways, see us next time with another adventure on TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR!” Chris says closing the show.


 * The title is a reference to one of the lyrics in a Michael Jackson song called, “They Don’t Really Care About Us”.

Elimination Ceremony Six
Nalyd: Mrodd, Tcf09, TBTDIF, the three of you have failed to post a story. Instead of all three of you going, one of you will stay. Please give a reason for why you should stay.

Tcf09: Actually I don't think I should stay. Next week I probably won't have time to write a story either and if I miss next weeks story that would be my third strike and I would get eliminated anyway. So I might as well quit because it doesn't make sense for me to stay in when I know i'm just going to get out next week.

Spenny: That is a very kind thing of you to do.

Sonik: Yeah, that was a nice thing to do Tcf09. Keeping someone in the game who could have gone. Very kind.

Nalyd: Very well, Tcf09, I respect your decision, but I must say that you would have been the one to stay. In this case... Mrodd will be the one to stay. Tcf09 and TBTDIF, time to go.

Nalyd: Just saw that Mrodd have to quit. TBTDIF will be staying.

Week Seven Chat
Nalyd: Congrats to all of you who survived.

Reddy: Woohoo! Final 9! xD when's next challenge?

Sonik: When's the Merge?

Sonik: WOO HOO, FINAL 9!!!! (Is it three missed storys and your out, cause if it is, Jessica and TBTDIF should be out cause they missed three stories)

Nalyd: More than three.

Webly: I don't exactly think some writers still in are good so I think the merge could be final 6 like last season. XD, I was the first one out of the merge.

Spenny: I won't be here from tomorrow until Friday night, so if you could make this an off-week, I'd much appreciate it :D Besides, Shane's gone for the week anyway

Reddy:*gags* poetry.... nuuuuu!!!! *faints* (poetry is my weakness D:)

Jason: From TDA4, all of us are horrible at poetry XD

Reddy: does spaniush have one or two sylabbles? xD

TBTDIF: Yay! I'm still in. Anyway, guys, I didn't have much internet access this week, but I'll post a story this week.

Sonik: Poems, Noz (XD)

Usitgz: Haikus, eh?

Sunshine: Oh pasta... poetry. I hated that week way back in the olden days... y'know, the olden days where I was still a contestant... XD (I was looking back at good 'ol TDA2 the other day, and you know what? I still don't know how I won. XD)

Sonik: Hooray for no school!! (Leaving school tomorrow till Sep 2nd)

Usitgz: srsly? I've been out for a month and 8 days. O.O

Jessica: I won't miss another story unless I tell you, Nalyd, Shane, and Sunny. I mean, unless a relative is dead and we have a funeral or we don't have a challenge that lasts two days, I'm fine...

Sonik: What, UK kids have their Summer Holidays starting 18th July till 2nd September. (I know cause I'm from England) *To Nayld* When's the reviews

TBTDIF: Ah, yes...TDA2...*sighs dreamily* TDI19...I'd still like to punch him in the face, you know...XD

Sonik: So, who's wants to race Nayld against Chocolate Milk.

Sonik:*Drinks Chocolate Milk* Never mind, when's the Reviews

Shane: I kinda want to say something. I couldn't say it last time, but I need to now. Jessica, about your week six story, it was practically the same as the TDTW episode! Same title, same actions, same quotes, basically same everything! Same song even! The only difference is the fact that in the song, Noah sang it. Look, I'll let it slide this time, and this goes for everyone. If anyone basically does the same thing that the Total Drama Series did, then you will be eliminated on the spot.

Challenge Seven
This week's challenge is to write a haiku about a relationship on Total Drama. It must be canon. (GwenXTrent, BridgetteXGeoff, AlejandroXEverybody, ect.) You may elaborate on things that might have occured had certain things not had taken place, such as why Noah hugged Bridgette, or why Eva didn't pound Noah when he corrected her. This will be judged on form of poem, originality, and, if written in perspective of the character, plausibility. The due date is standard.

Reddy's Story
<p style="text-align:center">Stalked and Nerdy

<p style="text-align:center">By Reddude

<p style="text-align:center">I want the Goth chick,

<p style="text-align:center">You have stalked me to this day,

<p style="text-align:center">Why can’t you just die?

(Reddy: I hated this challenge so I wouldnt be surprised if i was nominated TT_TT)

Jessica's Story
<p style="text-align:center">The Surfer and the Party Guy

<p style="text-align:center">Kissing all the time...

<p style="text-align:center">Staying with eachother, yeah!

<p style="text-align:center">Love floats our great boat!

<p style="text-align:center">(Jessica: I personally do not think I am safe!)

Josie's Story
<p style="text-align:center">Such a long wait

<p style="text-align:center">(GwenXTrent)

<p style="text-align:center">It has been so long,

<p style="text-align:center">I know but we're together!

<p style="text-align:center">Finally at last

Sonictksb's Story
(Lindsay X Tyler)

Lindsay, I love you so much,

You know that it is true,

You know that I love you.

Usitgz's Story
<p style="text-align:center">We're off and we're on

<p style="text-align:center">That's the story of our love,

<p style="text-align:center">But we make it work.

<p style="text-align:center">Izzy to Owen

Spenny's Story
Gwen, I know it's true

You're the only one for me

Know that I love you!

Jason's Story
Bridgette, I love you

You mean the whole world to me

I love you dearly

-Geoff to Bridgette-

Webly's Story
The Bizarre Worship

Your surfer body attracts me

The stunning green eyes make me smile

But, the only thing I can’t see is why you don’t love me

(Noah to Bridgette)

TBTDIF's Story
(Leshawna to Harold)

Harold, you are crazy

And really just plain nerdy

But I still love you!

(Note: I'm really, really, really behind on TDWT, so I don't really know about any of the couples or stuff in there.)

Shane's Reviews
Writing Gophers reviews,

Reddy: It's a good haiku, correct format. I like it! I think Gwen thinks this way about Cody. The only thing that I don't like about the haiku, is the fact that it reminds me of Baby, by Justin Bieber.

Jessica: It counts, and it does a good description on Bridgette and Geoff. It also has correct format, bonus!

Josie: Correct format, very good, I like it! It also sounds like a reunion of Gwen and Trent, very believable.

Sonik: Okay, horrible format. A haiku is supposed to have five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. You did seven in the first, seven in the second, and six in the third. I'm sorry, but this one does not count. Sorry.

Typing Bass reviews,

Usitgz: Nice! It describes Izzy and Owen PERFECTLY! Also, it has the correct format.

Spenny: Nice! Trent going after Gwen, love it. Correct format too.

Jason: Correct formatting, even though world is supposed to have two syllables, we say it as one, so I'll let it slide. Anyway, this is good.

Webly: Alright, this one doesn't have the correct format what so ever. I explained how a haiku SHOULD go to Sonik. Sorry bud, this one doesn't count.

TBTDIF: ANOTHER one that doesn't count, sorry buddy. Doesn't have correct format.

Elimination Ceremony Seven
Shane: Alright you guys, the reviews are done, and now...time to see who wins! Well, no one does. That's right! No team wins! Now, the three people who did not have correct formatting are up for elimination. That means Sonik, TBTDIF, And Webly. You three, please state your reason to why you should stay.

Webly: I had no idea I was in the wrong format. I also didn't exactly know what a Haiku is. Out of everyone nominated I think I deserve to stay in the most. TBTDIF, like never posts in an entry and Sonik gives no effort ever what so ever. I also think it was a little mis-understanding why I'm here. I don't think I deserve to be here at all. I should've known there is no comma's in a haiku. No offense to Sonik but he copied off of the authors and put it together to make him look good but it just made him look worse. I'm sorry and that's why I should stay.

Sonik: I knew this was coming. Anyway, I'd never heard of a Haiku till this week so I had to think of one, but I didn't know I was copying the others. Out of the three of us, Webly and I desevre to stay because TBTDIF never posts like Webly said and I know that I don't give much effort, but I'm not even twlevle yet so give me another chance guys. I might aswell try as hard as I can cause I'm berely getting thourgh by Luck. Like Webly said, I was trying to make myself look like a good author but it just made me look worse. I'm very sorry and I hope you keep me in the game, even if it's just for another week. P.S No offense to TBTDIF but you're sucking this season compeared to the other seasons he's competed in.

Reddy: Might I but in, that TBTDIF has had a reason; he's been on the road, and stuff, and the judges know he can do better. Just wanted to give some defense to TBTDIF there. :P

Sonik: Oh, I didn't know that, forget the P.S

TBTDIF: *blink* Oh thank you so very much for that very nice compliment. *blink* Anyways, what they heck? My format's correct--it's about a couple and it's 5-7-5.

Nalyd: The person eliminated is... Sonik. I respect you for admitting what you've done, but I'm sorry, you have been eliminated. Keep your head held high though, I don't know a lot of 12 year olds who can make it to the final nine.

Week Eight Chat
Nalyd: Eight remain... Usitgz, you're being switched to the Writing Gophers.

Shane: About the format thingy TDTDIF, there are six syllables in the first line, sorry.

Reddy:Yayz! Challenge soon?! :D

Spenny: Nuuu our teamie! D:

Reddy:im probably gonna regret saying thi, but did u really they'd allow 5vs3? xD

Reddy: and if Usitgz didnt awitch, the bass would all be veterans and the gophers would be newbies xD

Webly: I admit, I'm 12 years old and I made it to the Final 6 last season, XD. Anyways there is a non-poem challenge soon XD.

Reddy: dont worry webly, Ill be sure to take u to the final 8 and then eliminate u. xD jk Im also 12 :P

Sunshine: Sierra week!!! Whoot! (Could I maybe do next week's challenge, Nalyd? I feel pretty useless this season... XDD)

Usitgz: 2nd team switch for me, woot! Sierra challenge? :O EPIC!

TBTDIF: Chimmy...I should've explained...this is when Sierra was ten, long before her obsession and days of Total Drama.

Challenge Eight
Nalyd: For this challenge, you must write a story about a day in Sierra's life before TDWT. Maybe she's blogging, maybe she's stalking, maybe she's... actually, that's about all she does unless you come up with something better! This will be judged on creativity, originality, spelling, and grammar.

Reddy's Story
So You Think You're A Stalker?: Total Drama Edition

A catchy tune played in a pitch black auditorium, until one spotlight beamed down onto a well dressed man in a tuxedo.

“Welcome, viewers, I am Ricardo Colander and this is “So You Think You’re A Stalker?: Total Drama Edition”!” the man exclaimed, “Okay tonight it’s going to work a little bit different here at Stalker Studios. We have your usual four stalkers behind these purple curtains. However, they’ll answer personal questions about contestants from Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action! After three brutal rounds, the winner will be crowned, get all the money they earned, and allowed to go to the Celebrity Manhunt studio and meet all twenty-two contestant themselves! And, as always, the losers get half the money they earned!”

The crowd erupted in a huge roar of cheer.

“Let’s meet our contestants!” Ricardo exclaimed as the purple curtain was pulled up and the stage was fully illuminated. “First up, we have Robbie!” Ricardo stepped up to panel number one that had a pale, short boy with black hair in a Jew fro and wearing a plain gray shirt. “So, Robbie tell the crowd a little about yourself and which Total Drama contestant you’re obsessed with!”

“I collect half eaten hamburgers from people in France and I am obsessed with Eva!!!” Robbie exclaimed. A series off ‘boo’s were heard and the crowd threw tomatoes at him.

“Moving on to panel number two we have Reddy!” Ricardo walked the next panel that had a guy wearing all red. “Reddy! Tell the crowd something about you and who you’re obsessed with.”

“I’m obsessed with Lindsay and I love going crazy on reality shows!” Reddy jumped over his panel, took a stage dive and slammed face-first into the concrete floor.

“Okay….” Ricardo jumped over to panel three with a tall girl wearing fashionable clothes. “Yo, Sierra! Tell…”

“Yeah, yeah I know!” Sierra interrupted Ricardo. She smiled sweetly. “I am the presidents of fifteen Total Drama Fan Clubs and I love Cody!” the crowd erupted in cheer.

“Oooh! I love some tough competition!” Ricardo slid over to panel four, which had a rock sitting at it. “Lubert the rock! Tell them something about you and who you’re obsessed with!” Ricardo held a microphone to the rock. After a few short moments, he spoke into it, “Excellent! Let’s move onto the first round!” Ricardo went to the hosting panel. “You viewers know the rules of round one, AKA Stalker Zap! You must speed answer a question and gain one hundred dollars while your competition is zapped ands loses fifty dollars each!”

“Uber!” Robbie exclaimed.

“Um… huh?” Reddy asked.

“Bring it!” Sierra crossed her arms eagerly.

Lubert just sat at panel four.

“First question! Chris McLean uses what brand of hair gel!?” Ricardo exclaimed as Sierra slammed down her buzzer, “Sierra?”

“Chris doesn’t use any brand of hair gel; he makes his own with a mixture of glue and tomato sauce.” Sierra answered.

“Correct!” Ricardo exclaimed as Sierra’s panel showed her gain of one hundred dollars, while the other contestants’ panels showed their loss of fifty dollars while they were being zapped.

“Ouch!” Robbie screamed.

“Woohoo!” Reddy cheered, instantly falling backwards soon after.

“Next question! Does Eva have pit…” Robbie buzzed. “Robbie?”

“Very much yes!” Robbie gained one hundred dollars, as the others lost fifty each and were zapped.

“Okay, the standing are Robbie and Sierra in the lead with each having fifty bucks, while Reddy and Lubert are at negative one hundred!”

“I will not go down!” Reddy screamed.

“Next question! Does Heather have a secret relationship with Duncan?” Sierra buzzed. “Sierra?”

“Heck no! It’s clearly with Ezekiel!” Sierra put her hands on her side as she gained one hundred dollars, as everyone else got the usual zap and deduction of fity dollars.

“As the standings are, Sierra has one hundred fifty dollars, Robbie has zero, and Reddy and Lubert are still failing with negative one hundred fifty!”

“Eat that!” Sierra taunted Robbie.

“You don’t have to be so mean!” Robbie began to cry.

“Aw shut it!” Ricardo pressed a button on his panel and Robbie was zapped.

“Ow! Why!?” Robbie screamed.

“Cuz I want to!” Ricardo retorted.

“Next question! Which one of Lindsay’s parents is a billionaire?!” Ricardo asked as Reddy instantly buzzed.

“Her father with exactly one billion five hundred ninety-two and six dollars!” Reddy smiled confidently as he gained one hundred dollars and everyone else was zapped and lost fifty dollars.

“Sierra has one hundred dollars, Robbie and Reddy have negative fifty, and Lubert has negative two hundred! Lubert, I am sorry, but you are the first out of “So You Think You’re A Stalker?: Total Drama Edition”!” Ricardo exclaimed as Lubert panel sank down into the floor, and flat floor slid over it.

“Oh yeah!” Sierra bumped her fist deviously.

“My hair’s all frizzy from those shocks.” Robbie whined.

“This next round is called “Recent Reality”.” Ricardo grinned evilly.

“I don’t know this round.” Reddy sighed.

“Oh, it’s just where you guys have to answer some trivia questions the viewers throw at you!” Ricardo exclaimed as the panels slid under the floor. “You can move around for this part!”

The viewers began bombarding the final three with a bunch of index cards.

“Is Cody four foot five?! Not way! He’s Four foot six and three quarters!” Sierra threw an index card to the side.

“Is Harold a stupid person? Well, I don’t know. It depends on what you view him as…” Robbie went off into a long ramble as Reddy and Sierra went through questions like nobodies business.

“No Cody has a stuffed emu, not a rat!” Sierra screamed.

“How dare you think Katie and Sadie have double dated Jake Beaver and Taylor Laughter!” Reddy yelled.

This went on forever until a bell rang.

“Okay, that signal means round two is over!” Ricardo exclaimed. Sierra, Reddy, and Robbie stood behind their panels again.

“Robbie, you gained zero dollars from round two, and are still at negative fifty. How lame.” Ricardo insulted Robbie.

“I fell into a rigged question!” Robbie protested.

“Sierra,” Ricardo ignored Robbie, “I am glad to say round two brought you one thousand dollars!”

“Eee!!” Sierra squealed. “Thank you Ricardo. I do have an advantage due to my vast brain and all.”

“You’re my pick to win.” Ricardo winked. “Reddy, round two brought you six hundred dollars! That means Robbie is eliminated!” Robbie and his panel slid under the floor.

“The final two! Sierra and Reddy!” Ricardo exclaimed. “You’re final challenge is…”

“Reddy!!!” A hot, skinny woman stepped onto the stage wearing all red with her hair dyed red. “Time to go plot our revenge on the bus hobos.”

“Yay!!!” Reddy and his mom ran off stage.

“I won?! Woohoo!!!” Sierra cheered.

“Not yet!” Ricardo suddenly announced.

“What are you talking about? Of course I…” Sierra began.

“Welcome to the bonus round! Where you will get the chance to go plus million or nothing, get an additional million dollars, or lose all of it!” Ricardo exclaimed.

“Bring it!” Sierra crossed her arms.

“Sierra, your million dollars question is… Who did Cody accidentally kiss while the said kissed person was in a Gwen costume!?”

“Heather!” Sierra answered confidently. Streamers and other party whatnot fell from the ceiling.

“Congratulations Sierra! You get to meet the Total Drama cast on Celebrity Manhunt!” Ricardo exclaimed.

Sierra cheered and the crowd went wild as the lights dimmed and ended the broadcast.

Jessica's Story
<p style="text-align:center">Total Drama Action Special: Total Drama Sierra (Not Aired)

A teenage girl, wearing a Cody t-shirt, walked up to Chris McLean as he was introducing the episode. She had her violet hair in a ponytail.

"The hit Canadian reality television show, Total Drama Island, sparked up a lot of controversey. One TDI blogger, Sierra Eleon, sparked up a lot of controversey on her blogs. She has a secret source from the series telling her information on each camper," Chris McLean says.

"Now that Total Drama Action has started, and we're down to the final six, even more controversey has stirred up!" Chris exclaimed.

"Well, Chris, people still aren't sure if Owen should've returned," the girl, Sierra, says, "He's already made it pretty far, winning season one. Others, though, are saying he should've returned because, well, of Courtney." Chris nodded. He agreed with Sierra saying because of Courtney. That beast sued to be on the show. Sierra smiled.

"Although, a certain Cody won't be on this season at all, I hope he'll be on in a third season so I can watch him in action some more," Sierra says as she smiles.

Chris shrugs at the girl and says, "I might not have a third season with these same competitors. Sierra smacks her face.

Then, she says, "But, that's the best cast on a show, EVER!" Chris shakes his head no and then pats Sierra on her head.

"They're not the best cast ever, but I am the best host ever!" Chris exclaims. Sierra nods.

"I know everything about you Christopher McLean," Sierra says eagerly. Chris shoves her off the screen and a loud boom is heard.

"Is she okay?" Chris questions. A high-pitched male voice answers.

"She's fine!"

"Good, cause I don't want any lawsuits," Chris says.

Chris then yells, "We're not airing this on TV!"

The screen turns black.

Josie Amber's Story
<p style="text-align:center">A Stalkers Paradise Today was an average day for Sierra. When she first woke up she kissed each of them starting with a picture of Cody eating a sandwich and, ending with one of him sleeping. Sierra then ate breakfast and walked straight to her laptop and logged onto her blog. ”Oh goodie messages!” Sierra said joyfully.

“Let’s see, Total Drama Fan 08 would like to see more new pictures,” Sierra said.

In that instant she closed her laptop and picked it up also grabbing her camera on the way out. Sierra took two buses, a taxi, and a plane to get to the Award Ceremony the cast was nominated in. As limo’s pulled up to the Red Carpet Sierra hid in the bushes getting ready to take the cast’s pictures. First to arrive was Courtney, Duncan, DJ, Gwen, and LeShawna. Sierra began to take several photos of the first group of the cast. Some pictures were with them in pairs and others were alone.

Two more limo’s pulled up and the rest of the Total Drama got out of them. Sierra jumped out of the bushes and took more pictures this time up close. The cast posed together for the cameras and stated to walk inside. As the cast members past Sierra she takes more pictures and waits for Cody to pass her. ”This place is a paradise!” Sierra exclaimed as she waited patiently for Cody to pass her.

As soon as he did Sierra started squealing with joy. “Cody over here, Cody!” Sierra yelled over the crowd of people.

Sierra ran onto the Red Carpet and tackled Cody covering him in kisses. ”Ah get away from me!” Cody screamed trying to block Sierra’s kisses.

Security guards began to swarm the Red Carpet pulling Sierra off of Cody. By the time they pried her off of him, Cody was running and screaming into the building. ”Let me go I’m a reporter!” Sierra exclaimed kicking and fighting the Security guards.

The Security guards put Sierra back behind the ropes and then walked in the Award building. “I have to get in there,” Sierra declared.

She then turned and walked toward the alleyway next to the Award Ceremony. She quietly ran to the Award building ‘s side door and opened it easily. Within minutes she was sitting in the audience behind the Total Drama cast watching the Award Ceremony. ”The nominees for best reality show are Total Drama and The Colony,” The host announced.

The two reality shows looked at each other then back at the stage. ”And the winner is….,” The host began to say when the Security guards walked in.

“There she is!” One Guard yelled pointing to Sierra.

The guards all ran to Sierra and two of them grabbed her. Sierra kicked and screamed as she was lifted into the guards arms catching Izzy’s attention. ”Hey Owen remember when that was me?” Izzy said to Owen watching the guards and Sierra struggle.

“No I have to know who wins!” Sierra screamed as she was carried out of the building.

She was then thrown out and left on the Red Carpet to watch from the large screen. ”The winner is the Total Drama cast,” The host announced.

Sierra jumped and cheered for the cast outside of the building. ”This is the greatest day of my life,” Sierra said as she checked into a nearby hotel.

She walked into her room, then opened her laptop and began to write and upload pictures of her day to the blog. She even uploaded pictures she took of herself on the plane, buses, and in the taxi. She took on yawn for a tiring job well done and then went to bed.

The End!

Usitgz's Story
Sierra LIVE

"Hey guys, it's me Chrisobsessed101 AKA Sierra, the leader of the Christians, coming to you live from a bush in Chris' backyard! I'm here to give you the dish on a brand new show that Chris is hosting! It's called...Total Drama Island. It sounds like its going to be a reality show, but we want to know more, right?" A tall, tanned, purple haired teen adressed the camera. Noises were heard nearby.

"I think I can here Chris!" Sierra happily squealed. She shifted the camera away from herself to two men talking to each other. They were silohetted and were only visible through a firly large window. The camera zoomed in on them.

"...So why do you think that you should be the camper's chef?" The smaller figure asked the larger one.

"I think that's Chris," Sierra whispered to the camera,without moving it.

"Because I think that those kids need to get tougher! Did you see those scrawny excuses of string beans? huh? There completley pathetic weaklings!" Angrily exclaimed the larger figure.

"Perfect!" happily exclaimed the smaller figure.

"So I got the job, Chris man?" The larger figure asked.

"Yes you did, yes you did," Chris congradulated the larger figure as he went in to hug him, "Wait, what's your name?"

"the names Hatchet, but you can call me Chef," Chef answered. The two hugged. Sierra jumped out of the bushes and furiously started to stomp twords the house.

"That man stealer!" Sierra screamed, she saw the TV inside and saw what was playing. A short, scrawny kid who looked sort of like a nerd was singing while his keyboard was playing a song. She stopped her stomping.

"I need to now who that is, he's so hot...I mean it appears to be the audition tapes for the show, and apparently Chris has hired a chef named Hatchet to cook for the contestants, so it's confirmed that Total Drama Island is a reality show!" Sierra explained.

"Hey Chris man, did you hear something?" questioned Chef Hatchet.

"Yeah, I think I did!" exclaimed Chris. The two walked away from the window.

"Back to the bush for me...see you guys next time on Sierra LIVE!" Sierra told the camerra as she ran back twords the bush, and turned of the camera.

THE END!

Jason's Story
"Stalk-stalk-stalking Cody-lishious!" Sierra sang up in her purple room.

"Yeah!" She sang again, this time holding the note longer. A knock came from the door.

"Sierra, dinner's ready," Her mother said. "Awesome!" Sierra, yelled running down stairs.

As she ran down the stairs, she passed thousands pictures of on the wall of Cody.

"Aw," She stopped to admire one. "Sierra!" An angry man yelled.

"Sierra, you fat lard, come get some ham." A teenage voice said. Sierra bolted down the stairs

"Hehe," Sierra giggled. "I love it when you call me that, baby!"

Her goth boyfriend was awkwardly hugged by Sierra. They were total opposites. His friends dared him to date her.

"Were going out," Sierra said.

"And dinner?" Her mother asked, setting down a chicken on the table.

"Oh my Cody! I LOOOOOOOVE turkey!" Sierra yelled, running for her seat at the table.

"It's chicken, honey." Her mother corrected.

"Er," Sierra's dad said awkwardly. "How's you blog?"

"Oh my gosh! I'm happy you asked! Smiley face!" Sierra said.

"Yeah..." Her dad said, looking down at her plate. Out in the corner, her goth boyfriend stood there awkwardly.

"You ready for din-din?" Sierra's mom said in a baby voice.

"Yaaaaaaa!" Sierra said, back in a baby voice. Her dad rolled her eyes.

(TBC)

Webly's Story
The Day Before The Obsession

Sierra Noodle was once a typical girl. She had hopes and dreams like everyone else and she always looked for the perfect chap. One day her life was at its turning point, she was choosing an immense decision. She didn’t know the decision would make her uncontrollably obsessed. The decision wasn’t even going to revolve around TV. She just happened to watch it.

It was an early morning in the summer. She lived at the Prince Edward Island in Canada and she was counting down the days until her camping trip at the end of the week. She crossed off July 6, 2007 which was yesterday. Unlike most boring, miserable camping trips this one was going to be exhilarating. Her Dad was going to be released out of jail and they were going to go on the camping trip.

Don’t get her wrong, her Dad was a great person. One day he picked up this poor guy that was drunk. The man, his neighbor, brought some hidden beer cans and the car immediately smelled of liquor. He quietly set the beer cans to the side and the Dad gave him a repulsive look. It was his neighbor and as they were going home he was pulled over for speeding.

A police officer walked up to his window. “Sorry sir we have to give you this ticket for speeding a little more than 7 miles of the speed limit, 55 miles per hour.”

The officer would’ve been faster but he smelled some sort of appalling smell. “One of you has been drinking, eh?”

Sierra’s Dad sank in his seat and replied, “It’s not what it looks like.”

The night was also a dire night for Sierra as she just lost her cute cat, Oreo that looked exactly like an Oreo. Later that horrific night, her Dad was arrested for a false accusation of drunk driving and was ordered 6 days of jail and a day of jury duty. The day the dad would get out of jail was Sierra’s 16th birthday. They were going to go on a camping trip and her dad was not going to cancel the plans that had been in store for over two long, stressful months.

Sierra went out to get the mail. “Ah…I love the smell of eggs and sausage in the morning.” She skips across the street.

She lived in an urban neighborhood but gladly not on a busy street. She skipped back to her driveway and ran inside, full of excitement. A letter from the jail where her Dad was imprisoned came. The letter read her dad would be released today and the fact he would be unable to drive anywhere for a couple weeks. Sierra’s heart suddenly sank. Sierra has been waiting for this trip for months. Her Dad cherished camping trips but this one was unique, it was on her 16th birthday as I was saying earlier. It was only supposed to be her and her dad but he couldn’t drive. Sierra would drive but it was taking a while to get her drivers permit. Let’s just say when it came to driving Sierra was one slow learner.

Her Mom and little bro, Ed, got into the car to go to the jail. Although Sierra’s heart just earned a large rip doesn’t mean she wasn’t happy to visit her Dad for the first time in a week.

They arrived in 5 minutes and walked in. Sierra instantaneously spotted her Dad and ran up to embrace him. She squeezed tight and wouldn’t even breather for 10 consecutive seconds. It would’ve been longer but her dad removed her arms to hug his other family members. The judge said to be very careful with him and make sure nothing like that ever happens again.

“Oh Dad, I’ve missed you. Now we can think about camping trips and stuff.” Sierra says hugging her father.

Sierra’s Dad shrugs. “If we can, we should get your drivers’ permit today to drive us to the camp site or we could just wait a while until I can drive again.”

Sierra tried to think but she couldn’t make a right choice.

“Let’s wait a while,” Sierra replied. Sierra made this decision only because Sierra was lazy ever since a bad day in her childhood she never has been as peppy. Although it might have been the best decision since she was a newly driver it may have been better not to be wildly obsessed.

Five hours later, Sierra was watching TV on the couch with her father. He smiled at her and she smiled back, sensing he was glad to be back. She flipped the channels and heard an awfully uncanny earsplitting voice at the television.

“Yo! We’re coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario; I’m your host Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality shows on television right now!” The host of the show boomed. Her father insisted to turn the volume down but it was on its habitual level. “Here’s the deal, 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp.”

Sierra paused and about to turn the channel she decided to keep it. Soon enough, the introductions came and she ran to get a pen and paper, when she came back she saw DJ, the animal lover, arrived. She noticed she missed the person who came before but gained the name later in the half-hour show.

Few hours later, her Dad asked to turn off the TV as she played the first two episodes over and over and over...............

(THE END)

TBTDIF's Story
Ten-year-old Jasmine sat at her desk slowly, looked down at her name on the desk, eyed the clock, and then sighed. It was the last period of the day, and there were just four minutes left. But those four minutes felt like four hours to young Jasmine. She hated school.

The teacher, Mrs. Flummer, seemed to be mumbling something about fractions and decimals, but Jasmine couldn’t pay any attention. After her mother had been sent to prison five months ago, it seemed that she couldn’t pay attention to anything. She had no idea how her grades stayed at a constant B, unless her mother, a computer hacker, had gotten into them.

“Jasmine Prescott, answer me!”

Jasmine jerked her head up just in time, unsure of how to fake an answer this time. Mrs. Flummer was staring at her with wide green-tinted glasses and narrow blue-tinted eyes underneath. “Um…London?”

“Jasmine, Jasmine, Jasmine…” Those blue-tinted eyes closed as Mrs. Flummer shook her head. “I was asking how pickles were made.” The class erupted into assorted laughs and jeers.

“Hey, Prescott! You’re so stupid, you should join grade one! Isn’t that what they call it in London?” A particularly mean student, Leslie Wilson, turned his head around and sneered at Jasmine. He performed a mock British accent while saying this phrase.

Yes, he.

“Leslie, there will be none of that,” Mrs. Plummer said. “Now, I will say this again—“ But she was cut off as an electronic imitation of a bell sounded, and the students piled out the door and on their buses. Jasmine scurried out too, but instead of climbing into a smelly yellow school bus, she waited for a ride in her brother Louis’ car. Louis was sixteen, and he had a gleaming blue Porsche that he drove Jasmine to school in and picked her up in at the end of the day.

The expensive car rolled in view, and Jasmine rushed to get in. “Hey, sis,” Louis called as she climbed through. “How was your day?”

“Great,” Jasmine lied. Jasmine said that every day, and she had a feeling Louis knew how her days actually went. She didn’t mind that much.

“Dad told me about a new TV show on today,” Louis said. Jasmine’s dad was a newspaper editor that did the TV listings for important and unimportant channels. “He said he thought you might like it.”

“Oh, cool!” Jasmine said. She was pretty ecstatic. She didn’t like school very much, but she loved to watch TV. She felt every character as if they were real, and if they were actually real, then she dreamed of meeting them some day. “What’s it called?”

“Here, let me show you.” Louis’s car had a portable DVD player, but it could also turn on live TV. He turned on the screen, and a young adult—maybe twenty-five, Jasmine guessed—appeared on screen. And as Jasmine Sierra Prescott watched with gleaming eyes, the young man said, “Last time on Total Drama Island…”

Judging
Nalyd: Nalyd gets Gophers, Chimmy gets Bass.

Chimmy's Reviews
Jason: LOL at the goth boyfriend. XD I'm not sure Sierra is aware she's a stalker, but ah well, it's still funny. Wish you would have completed it, though.

Spenny: No story, no review.

Webly: Nice! This was creative and a good way to explain how Sierra became so obsessed. I wish you would have listed WHAT exactly made Sierra that way, though, that would have made the story near perfect.

TBTDIF: Good story, though..the age is a bit of a problem here, as the contestants would be 16, and Sierra 10...it wouldn't work out, plus it's kinda creepy of Sierra having a crush almost a decade older then her. Then again, look who I'm calling creepy...I've gone on too long, this is otherwise a good story.

Nalyd's Reviews

 * Jessica - There were lots of grammatical mistakes. The constant use of the phrase "stirred up lots of controversy" made the story repetitive at the start. Sorry, but this really doesn't feel complete as a story.
 * Josie Amber - I really enjoyed this. I think you did a great job! A few grammar issues, but other than that, great job.
 * Reddy - I loved this story! It was incredibly creative and very fun! Excellent work.
 * Usitgz - Excellent story, despite a few spelling problems. I knew you'd excel on the Gophers team.

Elimination Ceremony Eight
Nalyd: Webly, nominate two people from your team and tell me why.

Nalyd: The person eliminated is.... TBTDIF. You're a good author, but you've just missed so many challenges.

Week Nine Chat
Nalyd: Down to seven...

Jason: DUN, DUN, DUN!

Usitgz: :O Sweet!

Shane: Here's where it really begins. No longer are good reviews gonna help you. From now on, you all need AMAZING reviews to get past each week. You've gotten this far, don't start losing it now.

Usitgz: Tough challenge...

Reddy: I kinda question TBTDIF's elimination last week, but oh well. :s

TBTDIF: Yeah. I don't get my elimination either. :(

Webly: Yes! I'm in XD! I can't believe I won BOW but I did work hard on it. I'm back from vacation and I'll try to post this story as fast as I can...(opens Microsoft Word)

Webly: Usitgz told me he's grounded until Monday so he won't be able to turn in his entry.

Challenge Nine
Nalyd: Please post challenge ideas in the week chat. Anyway, this week, you have to write a story about Nalyd, Sunshine, Chimmy, and Shane! Maybe we're judging stories. Maybe we're on vacation. Who knows what we all do together! It will be judged on creativity, spelling, and grammar. If you have any questions about who we are, ask! Due FRIDAY.

Reddy's Story
How Total Drama Author 5 Swiftly Ended...

Nalyd Renrut stood up at a meeting with his three partners in crime; Sunshine, Chimmy, and Shane, about Total Drama Author 5.

“Alright maggots. We’re down to the final seven here.” Nalyd slapped a piece of paper on a stand behind him that showed a head shot of each remaining contestant; Jessica, Josie Amber, Reddy, Usitgz, Jason, Spenstar, and Webly.

“What’s you’re point?” Sunshine asked as she and Chimmy obsessed over a picture of Duncan shirtless in a tabloid magazine as Shane just sat there sipping Ice Tea.

“These are the people I’m running this business with?!” Nalyd screamed in the confessional, “Yes. I can use the confessional even when we’re not airing. Well. Oh crap I’m talking to a camera that’s not even on!” Nalyd started to violently facepalm himself.

“Um, Nalyd! I have a question!” Sunshine raised her hand up high, almost falling over the table.

“Yeeeeeeeeessss Sunshine?” Nalyd said in an annoyed tone.

“Why are we here?” Sunshine asked.

“To discuss challenges for the show we host…” Nalyd frowned at his “staff”.

“Ooh! We could do a challenge where the contestants all have to write about a day in one of our lives!

“No. I’m afraid that’d be too easy for them.” Nalyd sighed.

“What? You’re like the thirty-second hardest person to write about in the whole universe. I mean with your square-ness and all. Plus…” Sunshine began to ramble.

“NEXT!” Nalyd screamed.

“Maybe… what if the contestants had to write the finale of Total Drama World Tour?!” Chimmy suggested.

“We already had a challenge similar to that.” Nalyd slammed his head onto the table.

“Hey I got an idea. We should make them write about how a Total Drama contestant was when they were eight!” Shane brought another suggestion to the table.

“That may work!” Nalyd exclaimed in joy.

“You know, Nalyd, if you were a little bit more creative we wouldn’t need this meeting?” Sunshine asked Nalyd.

“I’m creative!” Nalyd screamed.

“Name one thing we’ve done that no one else in the world could have thought up.” Chimmy came in on the conversation.

Sunshine, Chimmy, and Nalyd all got into a two-on-one argument, no noticing Shane slipping out of the room and going into the filming tech room.

Shane toyed with a few wires and went in front of a camera that was turned on.

“Hello viewing world. I have hacked into all the networks to in form you that I will be hosting the next few episodes Total Drama Author 5 while Nalyd, Sunshine, and Chimmy try to escape our meeting room.”

The scene changes to Shane locking the meeting room door.

Back in front of the camera, Shane says, “Now, please remain calm, and do not vfret. The world is way better without them.” Shane switched off the camera.

A golden sign came up and said “Five Minutes Later…”.

The Total Drama Author 5 building is shown to be burned down with fire fighters spewing water over the flames with hoses.

The final seven are being hauled into a van that says “Total Drama Nobodies” on the side as the van drives off.

Nalyd, Sunshine, and Chimmy are shown getting medical need while Shane is shown being arrested.

“No! I didn’t know putting hot sauce in the microwave would make the place explode!” Shane screamed as he was taken into a SWAT vehicle and driven off.

“So… I guess it’s over?” Nalyd had a slight grin.

Unshine and Chimmy nodded sadly.

Yay!!!” Nalyd ran off into the sunset, screaming for joy and all that was good…

(Reddy: Sorry if it doesnt make much since. XD But I like it. :))

Jessica's Story
<p style="text-align:center">Are We Too Old?

<p style="text-align:center">Everything in italics are part of a song

"Nalyd, there's no way we can pull this off," the pyromaniac The boy, who was unusally smart, in the dark hoodie, Nalyd, dodged every attempt she made to tag him. Nalyd jumped out of a window. The pyromaniac smacked her face.

"I'll never forgive myself if I can't tag him!" she said. She ran outside in the one-hundred five degree Fahrenheit backyard. She saw Nalyd hiding on the other side of the treehouse.

"You can't catch me, Chimmy!" Nalyd yelled. The pyromaniac, now identified as Chimmy, threw a stick with her name on it at Nalyd. It hit him.

"Ha! You're it! The stick had my name on it!" Chimmy laughed. A girl with humungous glasses flew up to the top of the treehouse. A boy, who walked up the ladder, followed.

"What are we doing?" the unidentified boy asked.

"Playing TAG, Shane!" the unidentified girl answered.

"Yeah, Sunny, but why?" the boy, Shane, asked. Sunny, the girl, shrugs.

"We're not children, guys. We're teens, young ADULTS! Let's relax," Shane sighs.

"I don't want to!" Chimmy beams, "I like playing tag with you guys! You're awesome oppositions!" Sunny and Nalyd smile.

"Well, I'm the best!" Nalyd says. Chimmy shakes her head no.

Then, she says, "I tagged you, which means I'm better than you!" Sunny smiles.

"Wrongo!" Sunny exclaims, "I'm the best, obviously!" Shane smacks his face as Sunny, Chimmy and Nalyd fight with each other. Shne then procedes to walk down the ladder, back to his usual resting spot, on the lounge chair just in front of the tree house and directly left of his pool. The three stop their argument and look down at Shane.

"Why're you being so lazy, today?" Nalyd questions Shane.

"Yeah, why?" Chimmy and Sunny ask in unison.

"Because...," Shane starts.

''Shane: We are too olllllllllllllllllllllllllld! To play taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!''

''Nalyd: Are we too old? I don't think so!''

''Sunny: Are we too old? I hope not!''

''Chimmy: Are we too old? I really, supery, dupery, infinitely hop we are nooooooooooooooot!''

''Shane: You're right! Are we too old? I really hope not! Being a kid is way too much fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!''

Nalyd: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Sunny: TOO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO!

Chimmy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Shane: Yeah!

All: Are we too old?

Chimmy, Nalyd, Shane and Sunny look at each other.

"That was fun," Nalyd says. Chimmy and Sunny nod.

"Maybe we're not too old!" Shane says, standing up now.

"Yeah!" Chimmy, Nalyd and Sunny say in unison.

<p style="text-align:center">This story is dedicated to the authors and hosts of TDAuthor!

Josie Amber's Story
<p style="text-align:center">Hosts on the look out

Nalyd, Sunshine, Chimmy, and Shane started a normal work day of Total Drama Author 5. Each walked into a large business room where the daily routine would start. Nalyd was the first to arrive, he took a seat in the big black chair with his name written on it across the top. Next to arrive was Sunshine who carried a drink and a shadow plushy in hand. Nalyd looked at Sunshine and shook his head.” What? You know I have to have my Shadow plushy with me,” Sunshine said defending herself from Nalyd’s headshake.

Shane was the next to arrive with nothing in hand but a smiled glued to his face. ”I just love my job,” Shane says as he enters.

Everyone took their seats and waited for Chimmy to arrive. An hour went by and still no sign of Chimmy. Nalyd called the secretary to find Chimmy while they waited to start. Shane and Nalyd began to shift uncomfortably in their seats while Sunshine adored her shadow plushy. Shane then glanced at the clock to see how long it would be until Nalyd got impatient, when a large man suddenly walked into the room. All three hosts jumped out of their seats as the large man entered. “Did you find her?” Nalyd asked the man.

“No we can’t find her anywhere,” The man replied back.

Shane began to think while Nalyd and the man talked. “I have an idea,” Shane began. “How about we go and look for her,” Shane said.

“Yeah Sunshine should know where Chimmy would be considering they both have a lot in common,” Nalyd replied.

In that instant a decision was made and Shane, Sunshine, and Nalyd went to look for Chimmy.

Meanwhile Chimmy was out on the town looking for fun. As she walked passed a stored something caught her eye. It was a store filled with plushies of all kinds. Her eyes widened as she peered in through the glass window. Chimmy managed to pull herself away from the glass and ran inside the store. The store clerk watched as Chimmy darted from one shelf to next shelf grabbing plushies of all kinds. An hour and a half later she walked out of the store with a ton of bags filled with plushies. She cheerfully began to skip down the side walk swinging her bags as she skipped.

Back at the business room the hosts began to walk out the door getting ready to look for Chimmy. They walked all around town going in and out of stores she could be possibly be in. “We are never going to find her,” Nalyd said hopelessly.

Shane looked around and then noticed Sunshine was missing. ”Oh great now we lost Sunshine,” Shane said shaking his head in disappointment.

“No you didn’t I’m right here and look what I found,” Sunshine said holding up a flyer.

On the front was a picture of a bunch of Plushies and big bold letters saying Plushy Convention with the address written underneath. ”This is our best bet and it‘s only a few blocks away,” Nalyd said hopefully.

Sunshine, Nalyd, and Shane began to run down the sidewalk. A few blocks down they reach the convention and walk inside. “Alright lets split up and meet back at the front door in ten minutes,” Sunshine instructed.

Shane went to look for Chimmy by the Plushy gift shop while Sunshine looked around. Nalyd though went straight down the middle isle and worked his way through. Out of all the host Sunshine found Chimmy in a ball pit filled with plushies and joined her. Nalyd and Shane met back at the front door in ten minutes like they agreed and noticed Sunshine missing. ”Oh great now Sunshine’s missing,” Shane said annoyed.

Shane and Nalyd walked together and found Sunshine and Chimmy in the plushy ball pit. “Will you two get out of their we still need to go over who is doing what for today,” Nalyd lectured as Sunshine and Chimmy climbed out of the ball pit grabbing as many plushies as they could hold.

Finally all four hosts were together. As they walked out of the convention Nalyd smiled and begin to speak. ”This was probably one of the most memorable days I’ll ever have,” Nalyd said cheerfully.

A while later the Hosts were back in their comfy chairs discussing the days plan.

'''THE END! '''

Hope you liked it :)

Usitgz's Story
Are we Missing Someone?

Nalyd called an emergency meeting for the Total Drama Author staff.

"Whats this meeting about?" Chimmy inquired, "You interupted my session!"

"Your session?" Shane asked.

"Nevermind," Chimmy sounded annoyed. Shane just shrugged. Nalyd pounded the table he was standing next to with his fist.

"Now that I've got your attention I have something important to say. We're missing someone!" Nalyd announced. Shane and Chimmy looked frightened.

(TBC)

(JK)

"Who? Sunshine? She told me she went out to stalk Duncan," Chimmy explained, "It brings back good memories"

"No, I'm talking about the guy who won season one!" Nalyd dramatically exclaimed.

"Who?" Shane and Chimmy asked in unison.

"You know...that one guy...He co-hosted season two. Oh wait you two wern't around back then," Nalyd tried to explain to no avail.

"Who is it?" Shane despretly asked.

Uh...to the Total Drama Author history book!" Nalyd exclaimed. A short montage showed Nalyd, Chimmy, and Shane scrolling through a huge book, and doing random things.

"TDI19?" Shane asked.

"That's who it was!" Nalyd remembered, "We must find clues to were he went!"

"We should probably find Sunshine first," suggested Chimmy. Nalyd swiftly changed into a detective costume.

"How did you do that so quick?" questioned Shane. Nalyd didn't respond and instead pulled out a gps.

"It a good thing I planted a tracking device on all my employs," Nalyd whispered to himself.

"What was that?" Shane asked.

"Oh...um...nothing," Nalyd hesitently said, "Sunshine's the ravioli colored dot on this."

"Ravioli colored?" Shane questioned.

"Wait...why don't we just look for TDI19's dot?" suggested Chimmy.

"Because his dot is white," Nalyd sadly explained. Chimmy and Shane looked confused.

"But the background is bl-" Chimmy mouth was covered up by Nalyd. Without further ado They went off in Sunshines direction. A Black sign came up and said two hours later.

"We finally found you, Sunshine!" Chimmy happily exclaimed as she hugged Sunshine. "Sohow was your stalking?"

"Not so good...Duncan's house has no windows," Sunshine reported sadly.

"We've got a mystery to solve, Sunshine!" happily explained Nalyd. Shane, Chimmy, Sunshine, and Nalyd's clothes changed in a flash. Shane's clothes changed into a green color, Chimmy's clothes changed into a purple color, Sunshine's turned into an orange color, and Nalyd's clothes changed into a white color and he gained a red ascoff. A dog walked up to the "gang."

"I'm Ruby-Ru!" Happily exclaimed the dog.

"Ahh...talking dog!" Sunshine exclaimed as she picked up the dog and whipped him into a random closet and locked it from the outside, "There, all better!"

Everyone else looked at her strangly then shrugged. A montage showed the group looking everywhere for TDI19. In the end it shows them all back in their normal clothing, except for Nalyd, and all beat up in the Total Drama Author head quarters.

"I'm totally digging this ascoff!" Nalyd happily stated.

"Snap out of it man!" Sunshine exclaimed angrily as she leaped on Nalyd, and started slapping him repeatedly until he passed out, "Wait...what were looking for?"

"TDI19," Shane responded.

"Oh...him? He works at the coffee shop down the street!" Sunshine explained. Chimmy and Shane fainted after hearing this.

THE END!

Spenstar's Story
All's Fair in Love, War, and Pranks

Nalyd Renrut woke up from his cabin, sure that something was amiss. However, the British host could not tell for the life of him what it was. He looked in a mirror in his summer-camp shelter to find a German mustache staring back at him. Nalyd's eyes widened, and then narrowed into a hard glare.

"Shane..." he whispered. Outside his cabin, Shane giggled, a black Sharpie in hand, and ran off.

Several minutes of lather and water later, Nalyd emerged from the communal bathrooms looking confident, however the mustache was still very visible, however faint. Shane, and fellow campers Chimmy and Sunshine, stopped and laughed.

"Ignore them," muttered Nalyd to himself, "They're not worth it." He repeated this to himself over and over again as he sulked back to his cabin.

"They're not worth it, not worth it, not worth it... Aw screw it! I'm going to make sure that kid Shane regrets he ever messed with Nalyd Sherbet Renrut!" Nalyd could not hold back a surge of evil ideas and plans. Nor did he want to, for on that day, he would get his revenge.

Nalyd's diabolical thoughts were interrupted by a knock on his cabin door.

"Come in." The door opened, and Spenny, one of Nalyd's best friends, walked in.

"Care to make fun of me like they did?" Nalyd sneered.

"Remind me again why I'd do that?" responded Spenny. Nalyd smiled as he was reminded that this one would always be there for him.

"I've got a problem," said Nalyd, "Shane and his little friends keep on making my life a living nightmare here! More than anything, I want them to stop. Any ideas?"

Spenny said, "I do know this: the best way to get the message across is to do something major. Little words mean nothing compared to actions. Give Shane a taste of his own medicine, and no matter what happens, I'll be by your side."

"Thanks man," said Nalyd. The two buddies looked down at an in-cabin sink, and a bowl that happened to be in it. Neither could resist a maniacal smirk, and when they glanced at each other, both were happy to know that they were thinking the same thing.

"Ready?"

"Let's rock dis shizzle!"

Nalyd and his partner exchanged a high-five deep into the night, while everyone else was fast asleep. Nalyd carried a bowl of water. Spenny quietly and slowly opened a cabin door, and the two partners in crime snuck in. There Shane lay, snoring on his back and smiling wide; probably dreaming of pancakes.

"Now?" whispered Nalyd.

"Now." His whisper was met with another. Nalyd held the bowl of warm water while Spenny lifted up one of Shane's hands and gently set it into the bowl. Suddenly, Shane started to wet himself and his blankets.

"Gross! It works!" whispered Nalyd, a big smile on his face. Spenny let out an evil, stifled laughter as the two snuck out.

The next morning, Shane's eyes slowly opened. He felt oddly warm as he got up out of bed. He looked behind him and saw the puddle that had soaked in.

"Oh crap!" yelled Shane. He looked down and exclaimed again, "Oh CRAP!" Shane knew then and there that the pranks had become more than a fun pastime; this was now war. After changing into clean clothes, Shane burst open his cabin door and walked straight to Nalyd.

"Hey Shane, sleep well last night?" Nalyd taunted. Shane ignored this, picked Nalyd up, walked over to the flagpole, and tied Nalyd's hoodie to it. Then, Sunshine hoisted Nalyd, hoodie and all, up to the top of the flagpole.

"I'm terrified of heights," muttered Nalyd, looking down. Suddenly, his hoodie began to rip at the front, and a hoodie-less Nalyd fell from the top of the flagpole. Shane and Sunshine started laughing hysterically. As Nalyd got up, fellow campers shielded their eyes.

"Aah! Pale! Pale!" they cried in unison.

"That's just... wow," Ravi laughed. Nalyd started flexing his nonexistent muscles.

"Check out the twelve pack," he said confidently.

An annoyed Ravi said, "Nalyd, you're a pale toothpick. Go put a shirt on." Nalyd blushed and ran off. Spenny looked at Shane and Sunshine, and focused a piercing glare at them, before also walking off.

"We're so good," said Shane, still laughing.

"You know it," said Sunshine. Chimmy let out a deep sigh.

Spenny found Nalyd, sitting atop a tree and looking down. He got up and joined Nalyd on the sturdy branch.

"You okay?" he asked.

"No," said Nalyd, shaking his head, "I'm not okay! Ever since I got here, Shane's been doing everything he can to make me miserable! I thought it would stop when I got him back."

Spenny reassured his friend, "We're going to teach him to not mess with you, pal."

"All right, let's do this," said Nalyd, with a new wave of confidence.

That night, the campers sat at seats to an outdoor stage. Nalyd walked out from backstage, down the stairs, and into an empty seat next to Spenny. In his lap he held a belt. Shane came out onto the stage, holding a microphone. As he opened his mouth, Shane's shorts fell to the ground, and Nalyd burst out laughing.

Shane's face turned a deep red as everyone else in the audience, except for Chimmy, laughed hysterically. Chimmy glared at Nalyd and sighed deeply.

Later that night, Chimmy met with Spenny and Sunshine.

"I think this has gone too far," said Chimmy.

"Agreed," said Sunshine, "This prank war needs to end, now."

"But how will we do it?" asked Spenny.

"I have a plan," Chimmy smirked. The three walked into a cabin and left carrying a bed out with them.

The next morning, Nalyd and Shane woke up and got out of bed, to find that they were outside, in front of the lake and everybody else. Nalyd was in nothing but teddy bear briefs and Shane had footed bunny PJs on. The campers in the lake pointed and laughed, as an embarrassed Nalyd and Shane covered themselves up with their blankets.

"Learned your lesson?" asked Chimmy, in front of the lake. Shane and Nalyd nodded. "Then tell me you'll never prank another person here ever again!"

The two said, "We'll never prank anyone else here ever again! We swear!"

"Good enough for me." Suddenly Spenny walked over to Chimmy and pushed her into the lake.

"You always have to get the last laugh, do you?" asked Nalyd.

"Yup!"

Webly's Story
August Fools Day?

It was a vaporous day of the week. The epic buds, Shane, Nalyd, Sunny, and Chimmy were discussing the TDA5 competition in their special judging/talking room.

“I think whoever likes Duncan the most should win,” Sunshine says and then pauses. “or whoever can write a Duncan story the best?”

Shane sighs. “After being here for eight stressful weeks, you’d assume that Sunny would end chatting about Duncan.”

Nalyd and Chimmy moved to the opposite side of the room where whispers were heard. Nalyd was seen telling Chimmy a plan. Shane, without a sound, rolled his cyan eyes.

Shane tried to ignore the giggling freaks on the further side of the room but not intentionally he heard the plan. It was something about an August Fools Day that Shane had never heard of. He took consideration it was perhaps a made up holiday for people who our extremely fed up.

Sunny would have been listening but she was too busy playing with her Duncan dolls. She switches into a Duncan voice and murmurs, “Sunshine you’re looking so hot today.

She quickly changes back into her regular voice and replies, “Why thank you. You’re looking mighty fine too!”

While changing back into her Duncan voice, Nalyd and Chimmy march over to her yelling excitedly.

“Guess what Sunny?” Chimmy questions in a happy tone.

Sunshine immediately looks confused. “You have to tell me what it is before I guess or else it’ll take me a while.”

Nalyd smacks his forehead. “There’s a Duncan convention in an alley by Dunkin Donuts at 3:00am tomorrow.”

Sunshine starts jumping up and down. “Really, as the president of every Duncan fan club, I’m so excited. Although you would think I would’ve known about a Duncan convention.”

“I think we’re going to go to unless we get busy on story reviews,” Chimmy says amused.

Shane starts striding up to Sunny and then stops. “I guess a prank would be kind of funny but why wouldn’t they let me join in on the action?”

Nalyd stares at Shane. “What?”

“Um. . .PIE! I love blueberry pie.” Shane responds although he absolutely hates blueberry pie.

“Me too,” Nalyd admits.

Eight long hours later, an alarm rang on Sunny’s watch, informing her it was 3:00 in the morning. As fast as she could she jumped out of her window and ran to the convention which was surprisingly only 33 blocks away, or at least suprising to her. She finally made it at only five minutes late at 3:05. It would’ve been later but she got tired or running in the first minute and called a taxi which really went fast.

She looks around and says, “Is this a surprise party for me? I LOVE SURPRISES!”

There was no sound heard from anywhere else besides a bunny rustling in the bushes and some big trees clashing with their little branches.

“Hm. . . wait I bet my watch was incorrect. It’s probably just Daylight Savings Time which means it’s just another hour wait. But, doesn’t my watch automatically change though?” Sunny says questioning herself.

Sunshine waits there for another hour patiently. She threw rocks, one hit a stray cat and she was hit harder but that time she wasn’t hit by a rock. . ..

She even stopped to get a donut although Dunkin Donuts was closed, she snuck in. The alarms rang by the time she snuck out and the police came but she just hid in the bushes crunching slowly on her chocolate marble donut.

When the hour passed, Sunshine still was there in an alley, sitting on a log.

“This is probably a misunderstanding or maybe Shane told Nalyd and Chimmy to tell me to come here. He was being so annoying.” Sunshine supposed.

On the way back she hummed, Violet Hill, by Coldplay to herself. Not noticing, she passed one of her other favorite things, a Shadow convention. One of her friends that loves Shadow ran up to her but she ordered him to go back as she had hurt feelings.

By the time she got back, Nalyd, Chimmy, and Shane were already sound asleep so in the meantime she planned how to get back at Shane.

In the morning, 9:00am to be exact, she burst into the TDA5 judging room and yelled at Shane.

“Shane, you are in so much trouble. I should’ve known you were planning to send me to a fake Duncan convention.” Sunshine yells at Shane.

Nalyd and Chimmy laugh in the background but after a while. They stop for a few seconds and feel bad, but only for one second and both started laughing again.

Shane hesitates and yells back, “It wasn’t me who sent you to the convention.”

Sunshine still in psychotic mode so she didn’t believe one word Shane said. “That’s just what I would expect from a liar like you.”

Shane and Sunshine kept running in circles and each time Sunshine was so close to thumping him with her ravioli apron.

“I promise, Sunshine,” Shane says trying to get himself out of the mess.

Sunshine pauses. “Then who was it?”

“The two nut jobs, laughing back there,” Shane says pointing to Nalyd and Chimmy.

Nalyd and Chimmy (the people who pranked Sunshine in the situation) immediately changed their expression but oddly so did Sunshine. Sunshine started laughing.

“You guys are so funny,” Sunshine says hugging them.

The two back away a little.

“Um. . . sure, we are hilarious aren’t we?” Chimmy replies.

From a distance, Nalyd is seen wiping his forehead.

“WHAT? Aren’t you going to harm them like you did to me?” Shane asks angrily.

Sunshine looks at Shane. “You don’t have to get so hyped up, it was a joke.”

Shane was furious, while the other three were happy, two because they didn’t get their brains to dysfunction like Shane did or at least almost did.

“Happy August Fools Day!” Nalyd yells.

THE END

Judging
Nalyd: Shane or I will get Gophers, Chimmy gets Bass.

Shane's Reviews
Reddy: Okay, this was funny! Whilst random, is was good. I would totally do that. Overall, great job! No glaring errors that I can find!

Jessica: It was okay....but why was there a song? We didn't ask for one. Anyway, while it was okay, you should have replaced me and Nalyd's role. I can't believe no one remembers that I'm just as crazy as Chimmy and Sunny. Trust me, Nalyd's the calm one. Overall, alright. However, some grammar errors, glaring errors. You'll need to work on that if you wish to win.

Josie: PERFECT! Only problem...why didn't Shane take a plushy? A mouse plushy? I actually have a mouse plushy and I love him. What? I've had him since birth. Anyway, Josie, we've RP'd, you know I'd do the same things as Chimmy and Sunny. Anyway, this was a perfect entry though. Possbily best one this week. Josie, I really think you have a clear shot at winning, I truly believe that.

Usitgz: Nice job! No really, that was good, seriously. XD, enough Coco quotes. This was actually pretty good. Everyone was in character, no glaring problems, this was great! Overall, great job!

Chimmy's Reviews
Jason: No story, no review.

Spenny: This was great! Everyone was in character...well, I thought that Sunshine would have been at least a little more insane, but otherwise the characters were perfect. The plotline was near flawless, I believe this would duke out if we somehow met up at a summer camp where there were no counselers for some reason! Overall, this was a great story.

Webly: LOL! XDDD Sunshine was absolutely perfect in this, not that the others weren't great too. I didn't notice grammar mistakes, the plotline was good, this story was, overall, nice. One suggestion, though: Since we already know Chimmy and Nalyd were in charge of the caper, that little bit in parenthases wasn't nessecary.

Elimination Ceremony Nine
Nalyd: Alright, Bass lose again. Spenny, please nominate... *sees Webly and Jason* You know, this is not a difficult decision, I'm not going to drag this out, it's time to move on in this contest. Jason, you were the only one who did not submit a story... So you will be the one eliminated. However, don't be discouraged, and don't stop. *looks at the six remaining contestants* All of you, Reddy, Spenny, Webly, Jessica, Usitgz and Josie Amber... tell me why you deserve to stay and win.

Chimmy: Wait...lolwut? o.o

Shane: No offense...but this really isn't that dramatic...what's going on?

Nalyd: Well, we can't merge until we have the best of the best here... Are these six truly our best?

Jessica: I think I deserve to stay and win because I have come a long way as writer since my beginning. I have started to bloom like a flower and I have also started to metamorphosize into a writing butterfly. Due to the fact I have gotten better at writing (as seen in my new fanfiction: Total Drama Coast) since my first "steps" on the fanfiction wikipedia (as seen in my first fanfiction: Total Drama Television). I feel as if the other competitors have also blossomed and metamorphosized with me, but I feel I have the best chances of winning. I have an excessive vocabulary due to my age, but that doesn't matter in this competition. I wish good luck to my other competitors. Thank you for listening to this lengthy speech created by me, Jessica.

Nalyd: *throws a black shirt to Jessica that says "Best-Sellers"* And the rest of you?

Jessica: Yes! Good luck you guys!

Webly: I honestly think I can make it far. Remember TDA4 my first story. I looked back at it and it absolutely sucked as well as the first chapter of my story. For the past two weeks I've been BOW and have totally dominated IMO. I think I should stay because my grammar problem has gone two zero-few but not much. I also think I won't be the first out of the Best-Sellers again and I think I'm a better writer than one or more that are in. Not going to name names because I hate hurtig feelings. I'm the only person that hasn't missed one story in the competition. I've been nominated once but everyone has their downfall and mine was not knowing the definition of haiku. I think I can make it to the Final 3 and I have a way with vocabulary. Sure I may have ups and downs but I promise I'll try harder than I am right now which is VERY VERY HARD. I've got good comments from all the judges too! I feel as if I deserve a spot maybe the most and hope you pick me.

Nalyd: *throws a black shirt to Webly that says "Best-Sellers"* Anybody else?

Reddy: I know this is my first time competing, but I feel I have the skill to win. *Looks at everyone else's really long speeches* Um. Does it really matter the length of our work rather than the quality? I believe i should be a Best-Seller cuz, If I've managed to make it this far If I wasn't any good why havent one of you judging people eliminated me yet? xD But yeah, I think I have the skill to win.

Nalyd: *throws a black shirt to Reddy that says "Best-Sellers"* Okay, you three have proved yourselves, you can go back to the rooms. Spenny, Josie Amber, Usitgz... Do you have anything to say?

Usitgz: Yes I do! Well, just looking back at TDA3, and some of those stories I think, was I really that bad? But now, I'm surround by a great final 6, and I'm hoping to go the farthest I've ever gone in this camp, at least final 5. I hope you accept this speech, judges, and feel like I've matured a lot from TDA1.

Nalyd: *throws a black shirt to Reddy that says "Best-Sellers"* I remember working with you way back in the original TDAuthor... I'm very glad you're back.

Josie: I think I deserve to stay because of all the hard work, effort and, time I have put into my stories. With all the stories I have written I have put my heart into making them different and great. When I frist joined this competition I was worried I was not going to make it past the first few rounds but now that I have made it this far I realized how much my writing has grown. I believe I can win this competition if I am giving the chance to show my full potential. If I continue to put all my effort and heart into making my stories great I believe I can really make it far in this competition. Thank you for listening to my speech and I really hope I can stay.

Nalyd: *throws a black shirt to Josie Amber that says "Best-Sellers"* Spenny, can you prove you deserve the last shirt?

Spenny: Yes. Nalyd, Shane, Chimmy, and fellow contestants of TDA5, I stand before you, someone who has barely gotten the chance to compete last season. I came so far, and we all could agree that I was among the best of the best then. I lost because of reviews in the final three, a lesson that I have learned and will change this season, given the same challenge. I went into this season with one goal: to do what I couldn't last season and land myself a spot in the coveted hall of fame. Whenever I wrote, I did my absolute best, and I will continue to do so. I am ashamed for missing two entries, but it will remain two, I can promise you that. I am a writer of passion, and I will always and forever pour my heart and soul into this game until I come out on top. Oh yeah, and I'm an awesome writer.