Wikia Users and the Quest to Epicness

WUatQfE is a camp of two teams of nine Wikia users are suddenly trapped in the medieval world of Hasche. They meet a local Haschian, Klozvag (Reddude), who offers them a way of the planet of humans with dangerous powers. He puts them in a competition, where they have to compete in challenges for supplies to get to the stone of epicness, a stone that will give one user the power to leave Hasche, with three of his friends. In the middle of the game, a merge will happen. Also, this is only a roleplay camp. Only eighteen contestants, sign-ups are '''CLOSED. '''You can only be yourself, meaning, one character. You go to A Loser's Group after you are eliminated.

Reasons You Can Be Eliminated For

 * Your team votes you out.


 * You cheated.
 * This includes using items you have not obtained yet, using your companions all the time, godplaying (winning a challenge in less than five lines) and using non-human abilities; you aren't Haschians!
 * You got into a physical fight.

The Food Rule

 * Foods only the host can give out: Steaks, Pizza, Cupcakes, Haschianburgers, and anything else that needs cooked.
 * If a contestant killed something, they can obtain steak by themselves.


 * Foods anyone can hand out/find: Any plants, packages of jelly beans, and anything you don't need cooked.

Host
Klozvag - The Laid Back Haschian Host - Reddude

Recurring Cast (All Played by Reddude)
Cupcakes - The Ugly Godzillapor

Godzillapors, Eaglemahets - The beasts

Chime Guy - The chime player

Contestants

 * 1) Reddy - the Excited Red Lover - Reddude
 * 2) Ben-The accidental prone goof-Ben109 DER
 * 3) Olaf- The tough, but friendly Russian- Codaa5
 * 4) John- the nice guy- Usitgz
 * 5) Kev - The nice, weird, smart guy - Kevvy9
 * 6) Zack-The badboy-Shadow II
 * 7) YoshiPerson- (Guess)
 * 8) Shane -The Cheerful One - Goldenshane
 * 9) Dark-The anti-social goth- (Dark)
 * 10) Nad-The Moocher-Nad331
 * 11) Brittany- The fun-loving girl thats just there- Tcf09:)
 * 12) Christian-The friendly hero-TDAFan99
 * 13) Kenny-The Peppy Nice Guy-Kenzen
 * 14) Sonik- The Sayin Warrior- Sonictksb
 * 15) Katie-The Cutie(My One Yr Old Sister's Name)-TDALindsayfan1
 * 16) Jim-The Comedian -Koops (There was a spot open :D)
 * 17) Avery- The insane, fun loving, depressed, nerdy, girl- Pinkpatra
 * 18) Spencer - The Don't Mess With Me Guy - Fanny

Key
Gold + (Contestant) = This contestant was on the Golden Retrievers.

Crimson + (Contestant) = This contestant was on the Crimson Dragons.

Purple + (Contestant) = This contestant made it to the merge and was on the Survivng Haschians.

Red + OUT = This contestant was eliminated.

Orange + LOW = This contestant was almost eliminated.

Green + WIN = This team/contestant won a challenge.

Gray + (Other Contestant) = The contestant voted for (Other Contestant).

IM = This contestant recieved an Immunity Idol.

IMU = This contestant used an Immunity Idol.

Reddy
Food: Three Steaks

Ben
Food: Three Steaks, Sugar supply (Klozvag gave it to him),and Joe's rock salt (his "kids")

Companion: Joe the talking rock O awesome

Weapons:Flintlock the flintlock (brought from home)

Olaf
Companion(s): Russian Livestock Guard Dogs (Found on Day 3).

Accessories: Soviet Russia Winter Hat, brought on Day 1. Immunity Idol given to by host on Day 3.

Outfit(s): Casual, Winter, Camouflage.

Weapon(s): Nerf PPSH-41.

Health Item(s): Band-Aids.

Food: Three steaks.

John
Food: Three steaks

Accesories: Immunity Idol Given to by Klozvag on Day 2

Kev
Companion: Angel the bunny and Jess the puppy he found both in day 1. Lost in Day 2.

Weapons: Sword (from home)

Food: Bear meat (killed in day 2)

Zack
Food: Three Steaks

YoshiPerson
Food: Three Steaks

Shane
Companion: Bubbles the Rabbitt, a rabbitt Shane found in episode one.

Food: Three Steaks

Dark
Guitar (Day 1)

Lizard named Lizzie (Brought from Home)

Food: Three Steaks

Sword and 2 gallons of water (Day 3)

Christian
companion: Bunny found in episode 1

food:

Kenny
Companion: Sky, the gray wolf (Found Day 2)

Food: Three Steaks, A Large Packet of Jelly Beans (Found Day 2).

Weapons:Sword (Found In-Beaded in Tree Day 2)

Health:First Aid Kit (Brought with him)

Sonik
Companion: Will the Dog, Sonik's pet he bought to the show with him

Food: Buffet, food Sonik obtained in eps 2 (is in capsule)

4 star Dragonball: Ball found in tree before show (Note: was refound on Will's collar in eps 2 )

Weapon: Boxing Gloves: found near eaten buffet in eps 2

Katie
Companion(s): Jessica the Fairy(she won't cheat), Met on Day 1

Accesories: Lasso, Found on Day 1; Teddy Bear(Teddy Jr.), Brought from Home; Immunity Idol, Recieved on Day 2 from Host

Outfit(s): Camoflague, Swimsuit, Snowsuit, Gymnastics, Summer, Winter, Karate(Black Belt)

Weapon(s): Bow and Arrow, brought from home; Boxing gloves, brought from home

Health Item(s): None

Jim
Companion: Jimmy the Weasel, found on Day 1.

Episode One: Arrival on Hasche

 * Wikia Users fall to Hasche*

Klozvag: Woah, you guys are so outta place, dudes. Let me throw you into a traditional Haschian competition, one loaded with drama, ok? Too bad, if you dont agree, ill feed you to the Godzillapors. (XD)

Ben:Where in the crap am I?Who are you?What is this England?Godzillapillar?CHIA!GotMilk?!?(XD)

John: *shakes headin shame at Ben*

Ben:What?*gets hit in the head by a can* OW

Kev: *uses a rock to kill a bird and a mouse* I like that

Reddy:*wakes up8 oohhh, i dont feel so good. *rushes to bush and pukes*

Klozvag: Ah, the first breath of Haschian air. XD

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Haschian air breathes YOU!

Klozvag: Soviet Russia? Weirdos! On this planet, we dont name lands. Its all Hasche. But, the ruby mines are great. XD

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, lands name you!

Kev: *throws rocks at birds and some hit people* Sorry

Ben:*gets up and gets hit* OW WHO DID THAT was it you *points to squirell

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Birds throw rocks at YOU!

John: Is it the native langage to end every sentence in XD? XD.

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, XD Ends sentence with YOU!

Zack:Hello guys!

Shane: *sticks head out of a rabbit hole* Hi guys! I'm Shane, though all my friends call me Shane.

Kev: *see all of the birds throws rocks at him* *throws rocks at the birds*

Reddy: hi shane! :D

YP: Olaf, would you PLEASE can it on your Russia crap?! (Expects a "In Russia, cans can YOU!")

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Can cans your russian crap!

John: In Democratic America. Soviet spys are executed! XD

.Ben:Uh I'm Ben I think UHHHHHHH wait what I'm Ben I think

YP: 0_0

Olaf: In Democratic America, George Bush makes a crappy leadership. But just about anywheres he would, meh.

Zack:O_____O

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, _ _'s O!

Kev: In america, we kill Russains

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, we t-bag Americans!

Ben:On some dace floor short people are on fire so PWNED (XD)

Olaf: That is quite strange why your not on fire, midget.

Kev: In Russia, they tbag every american every russains

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, I spank your mother.

Shane: Hi Reddy! *rabbit jumps onto head* Hi Bubbles!

Bubbles: *eats a carrot, is on Shane's head*

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Shane jumps on Bubbles head!

YP: 0_0 SHADDAP!!!!! (DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY EDIT CONFLICTS I AM GETTING?!)

Kev: In america, I use everyone thing I got to kill your family

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Ap Ap's Shadd.

John: In Democratic America, Obama rules the land, and there is no Soviet Russia.

Olaf: In Democratic America, we have sh*tty health care plans.

Ben:In UK we have fish and chips which are actully french fries! PWNED (XD)

Kev: In america, Obama kills every Soviet Russian

Olaf: *pulls Shane aside* We need a Russian alliance, me, you and Bubbles.

Zack:I'd be happy to join your alliance.

YP: In Soviet Russia, Moscow gets blown up by OUR atomic bombs. (PWNED)

Shane: But Bubbles isn't a contestant. But I accept.

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Moscow blows up ATOMIC BOMBS!

Kev: In Russia, Everyone is naked and kill for being naked

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, you would be hanged for not saying Soviet, you douchebag!

Dark: *mumbles*

Olaf: You got something to say, emo?

Kev: In the USA, if you said america you would be dead by now

Ben:In UK are army sucks cause we run in straight lines and get shot

Olaf: But you just said America, you stupid American.

Dark:*grabs Olaf* I said, Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore, it's Russia!

Olaf: Why are you touching me emo boy? I don't feel that this is appropriate.

Kev: But you just said it and I can't die in russia

Dark: *throws Olaf* DIE!

YP: Is there any popcorn on this planet? I'm enjoying this fight!

Olaf: *doesn't even move an inch* Why you throw two-hundred pound man of steel? Not very smart idea.

Kev: *looks for a board and a big rock* *finds both* *runs to Olaf * *uses the big rock and a board to throw Olaf away*

Olaf: *sinks boat*

John: *pulls Olaf to the side* even though its been 20 years since Soviet Russia fell, I'll join your Rusian Alliance.

Olaf: With our alliance, WE CAN RE-UNITE SOVIET RUSSIA! URA!

Olaf: *huddles Reddy, Shane, Dark and John* Face it, we are the smartest in game. We must come together to win. Deal?

John: Deal!

Klozvag: *rides godzillapor* good job cupcakes! :DDDDD

Reddy: deal man! *hugs Olaf, notices the other staring, backs away, blushes* XD

Shane: Sure! I LIKE CUPCAKES!

Bubbles: *Is being a cute bunny*

Shane: *wipes eye* Bubbles is so inspirational, oh and, um, I agree Olaf.

Cupcakes: *smacks and scowls bubbles* >:(

YP: *sees Olaf's "Secret" alliance* I need a way to counter them, otherwise I might become a target for them... Anyone want to join an alliance with me?

Kenny:Hey Guys... I America, we have a VERY sh*tty president (Did i just go to far?)

Olaf: True that, my brother. *pulls Kenny aside* I have an alliance, want to join us?

Kenny:Yes... I am from Ireland... Huh.

Kev: *sees 3 bunnys and a puppy* *runs to them* *picks up the cutest bunny and the puppy* *points to the bunny* I will call you Angel *points to the puppy* You will be called Jess

(Kenzen:Can Kenny be on the Yellow team Red)

Sonik: *apearrs out of nowhere,*Hi guys i'm Sonik and this is my dog Will.

Bubbles: *growls at Will, Angel, and Jess*

Shane: Rabbits can growl?

Jess: *runs to Bubbles and attacks Bubbles*

Angel: *does the same thing as Jess*

Kev: Stop it!!

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, It stop you!

Kev: In Soviet Russia, you stops it!!

Olaf: (CONF) Little kids, they no understand jokes nowadays. I'm lonely Russian in lonely world.

Kev: *runs to Olaf and steals every thing he's got and throws them far away* Haha!!

Olaf: Congratulations little kid, you stole car tickets and death warrant. Hope your happy now.

Bubbles: *hops to Shane, Shane picks her up*

Shane: It's okay Bubbles...it's okay.

Katie: Hi! I'm from USA but I my family is from England...

Katie: *finds a lasso and puts in bag* Cool...

Katie: *looks behind a rock and finds a fairy* Hi! Wanna travel with me?

Fairy: *nods*

Katie: What's your name?

Fairy: Jessica...

Katie: Kk! That's my sister's name!

Jessica: Cool!

John: why is everyone finding something, but me.

Jim: (falls from the sky and lands on a weasel) OWWW!!!

Kev: *runs to Jess and ANgel and picks them up, runs to Shane* I don't know what got into my pets

Jim: (with weasel on his head) What are we doing here? AND WILL YOU STOP BITING MY HEAD?!?!?!?!?!

Challenge One
Klozvag: Truly, only one can obtain the stone of epicness. It will be a dangerous battle, probably filled withy injuries, and eliminations. So, for our prep, you will have to knockout a godzillapor. (I will RP Gold Godzillapor and Crimson Godzillapor, you guys try to knock it out, which i will say when it does, and no godplaying!) This is practice for what is to come.

Reddy: Epic!

Gold Godzillapor: *bangs head against Reddy*

Olaf: *pushes against Gozillapor*

Gold Godzillapor: Rawr! *lashes tail at Olaf*

Olaf: *hops ontop of it* Yeehaw!

Gold Godzillapor: *vigorously tries to shakle Olaf off*

Reddy:*epically fails at attacking godzillapor*

Olaf: AHHHH!!!! *holds on for dear life*

Gold Godzillapor: *shakes Olaf off, and sets a foot on Olaf's chest* RAAWWRRR!!!!

Reddy:*is knocked out*

Olaf: *desperatly tries to roll out*

Avery: *HISSES AT GOZILLAPOR and lunges toward him*

Crimson: *attacks Avery*

Olaf: *wiggles the Godzillapors legs*

Gold: Ahhhhh!!!!! NMot that! *laughs uncontrollably* (XD)

Olaf: *tickles his feet* FALL OVER YOU STUPID CANADIAN GODZILLA!

Avery: I have an orange mind state you stupid Dino-whatevers! I BET YOU DON'T TAKE PYCHOLOGY, AND DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS! *ATTACKS CRIMSON*

Crimson: *knocks a tree over and almost crushes Avery*

Gold: *runs away from Olaf, but not far enough to have gold team win8 :P

Olaf: *follows, then hugs his leg* DIE YOU FOUL-MOUTHED BARNEY!

Olaf: (CONF) What? Barney is gold in Russia.

Avery: *Slaps Crimson and runs away* MUH HA!

Olaf: *climbs up to Godzillapor's arm*

Olaf: *finally reaches his arm-pit, unwillingly tickles it*

Gold: Ahahahahahahahaha!!!! Dont do that! 8rapidly runs around the challenge field*

Crimson: *glares at Avery*

Olaf: *steadily clings onto the Godzillapor, pinching him with his nails, still tickling him a bit*

Gold: Will you stop that! *stops running* Get off me! I have lawyers! (XD)

Crimson: *rolls eyes and shows fangs*

Olaf: *climbs to the Godzillapors nipples, twist them*

Tcf09: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *jumps and kicks Crimson in the jaw*

John: *tries to help Olaf out, but fails* Oh man.

Gold: *lashes tail at john, bites Olaf's hand*

Crimson: *attacks Tcf09*

Olaf: AHH! *falls, lands on the Godzillapors swinging tail, pulls on the hair*

Gold: I quit! 8smarls at the others, and walks into forest*

Klozvag: Okay, Crimson Dragons have to vote off someone.....you guys suck at killing godzillapors, oh well. XD

Olaf: On three team, ONE, TWO, THREE, URA!

Klozvag: All of the Golden Retrievers get three steaks each, for food. The dragons will have to find there own. :P

John: URA! I still hurt from that Godzillapor, though.

Crimson Dragons Vote
Klozvag: Vote for who you think should have to be stranded on hasche, alone.

Brittany: Nad... i have nothing against you though dude... now im going to go find some food

Jim: Um........Nad.

Katie: Nad!

Christian: Nad

Klozvag: One more vote and Nad is outta here!

Avery: ....I have absolutley nothing against ANY of you. But, I have to say....Nad.

Klozvag: See ya Nad! *throws nad to Somewhere...

Episode Two: A Mountains Peak
Klozvag: Hi.

Christian: The vote was random

Klozvag: Nad left! XD Chat for awhile, we are in Haschiam Forest

Shane: I win steak, and as said by the powerful Princess of Peaches, YAY!

Bubbles: *shakes tail, flops ears around while in Shane's arms*

Reddy: *whispers*Hey, shane. I heard Olaf only wanted you in his alliance so he can take bubbles! Want to join a seperate alliance with me and a few others? Olafs a threat to getting hiome.

Reddy: Yp, alliance?

YP: Sure, but if we are to overthrown the growing superpower of Olaf's alliance, we need to get more people. Also, we need to slowly weaken Olaf. So I want to be leader.

Shane: *to YP* Look, you wanna be leader? Sorry, you can't. Olaf's leader. The person who started the alliance is leader. That's just how it goes.

Reddy: I'm talking about you two and me, YP and Dhane. We'll share equal power in discisions; u in?

(Conf) Reddy: I'm not mean. I just Want that Olaf guy out before it's too late (XD)

Katie: *whispers to Jim, Avery, Brittany and Christian* Wanna be in an alliance?

Spencer: *watches everyone* *analyzes*

(Conf) Spencer: I think my team is....well.....sucky.

Spencer: *goes to Avery, Jim, Katie* You guys want an alliance? I could string us all to the final four.

(Conf) Klozvag: So, we have Olaf, Reddy, Katie, and Spencer trying to lead alliances....interesting. i wonder who will leave next (BTW, guys, when should the next challenge be?)

Jess: *runs Bubbles and trys to kill Bubbles but needs help*

Angel: *runs to Bubbles and helps Jess*

Kev: Wow Animals killing other animals

(CONF) YP: Geez, everyone is trying to play a "Heather". Olaf is the most threatening guy around, and I won't rest until he's down, then his alliance will topple. I can keep bouncing around the other alliances depending on which ones are more powerful. I have never strategized before. I will win.

YP: *Goes to Spencer's Alliance* I want to join, too, you're gonna need all the firepower you can get if you're going to destroy Olaf.

Reddy: *pulls aside YP* ok, you and me both agree we have to take Olaf down, right?

(CONF) YP: Bingo.

YP: Heck yeah!

Reddy; Great. And since he isnt the most weak minded, there's strength in numbers, which may have to come to a cross team alliance, if you know what i mean.

Reddy: Kev, do that again with your companions and you'll lose them, k?)

Kev: They did it not me

Jess: *points at Kev*

Angel: *Points at Kev*

Kev: What?!

Jess: *barks at kev*

Kev: What?!

YP: Okay, Red. Deal.

Red: epic! Ill get some pplz(Kev, use them to attack anything again, and they're outta here. Im not trying to be harsh, only fair.)

(reddude: When do you guys want the next challenge?)

YP: Great! Olaf's goin' down!

Kev: *runs to Jess* GO find an animal that I can kill that's not here ok\

Jess: *runs to find an animal for kev to kill*

(CONF) YP: This is going according to planned. Red and I think practically the same. And we will beat everyone to the win. Olaf is the first on my list. *Remembers people saying Olaf's the leader of everything* The king's about to get overthrown. It's like those kids in his alliance are brainwashed or something!

(CONF)Reddy: Me and YP are gonna take Olaf down! Maybe i should tell him im in his alliance as a spy ;)

reddy:*to YP* im in Olafs alliance as a spy (XD)

YP: *In confessional with Red* A guy on the inside is always nice. If we can figure out who Olaf is after next, then we can protect them

reddy:*in conf. with YP* Yes. Thpough, Olaf was the center of our win yestarday, maybe we need to get him arrogant, than eliminate him. what do you think?

Zack:That Olaf guy.....I shall join his alliance!

Reddy:*notices* oh **** *to YP* Olaf has people joining his alliance like he's the only one with an umbrella in a hailstorm! What do we do? :(

Sonik: Ugh! i'm starving * sees buffet*, mmm, brakki! *puts buffet in capsule*

Klozvag: I WAS SAVIN THAT FOR LATER1 XD

Will the Dog (Sonik): *gives puppy dog eyes at klozvag* woof

Sonik: K then, * sees his 4 star Dragonball*, Will, give my ball back *Will barks and gives ball back* ALSO, MY BUFFET *runs off*

YP: (CONF) It's official, Olaf is the most dominant person in the game. We are going to have a hard time taking him down.

YP: Red, can you try to persuade people to leave Olaf and join us?

Red: I can try. *glares at shane and zack* pronto *walks to zack and shane* Come to the light side, we have fresh meatloaf. XD

Zack:O___O Really?

Reddy: Yes! Really! You get it after you have completed this game! you in?! :D

Zack:*Sighs* Fine!

(CONF)Reddy:*in with YP* This is waaaayyy too easy. XD

(CONF) YP: *In with Red* Good job there, next time, bribe them with storebought cookies. (Mmmm... cookies! XD)

(conf) Reddy: *with YP* Still, that was so funny. *low voice*zacks gonna be ticked when we dont have meatloaf XD.

Reddy: Hey shane! If you come to my and YP's alliance, I'll give you storebought cookies, a walmart gift card, and a penny! (XD)

YP: Plus you can hang out with cool, awesome, not-Russian leaders! (XD)

Reddy; and bubbles gets an unlimited supply of carrotts! XD (Wow, we're desperate XD)

YP: *Goes walking in forest, finds meatloaf tree XD* Wow, that was convenient!

Jim: (finds candy tree with Jimmy the Weasel) This is one weird game!

Reddy:*whispers*IKR Jim? Wanna join a cross team alliance with me, YP, and Zack?

Kenny:*charges out of cave with a wolf by his side holding a large packet of jellybeans*TONIGHT WE FEAST, also i named my wolf Sky. *pulls sword from belt*I found this in a tree

Jess: *finds a bear* *runs to Kev*

Kev: What did you find girl?

Jess: *runs to the bear*

Kev: *follows Jess*

Jess: *points to the bear*

Kev: Cool *kills the Bear with a Sword he brought from home* *runs back with killed bear*

Jess: *runs to kev*

Shane: *scoops up the hurt Bubbles* KEV! Seriously? I can't believe you.

Bubbles: *is being cradled in Shane's arms*

Shane: Conf: Kev will be out! That I can promise!

(Reddy:i warned you Kev....)

Eaglemahet: *swoops down and siezes Jess and Angel, flying off with them*

(reddy:if you godplay to have them back, Kev, your out.)

YP: *sees eaglemahet* (gasp!) LOOK!!! A BIRDIE!!!!! *makes a tiny smile while staring at the bird*

Reddy:its beautiful! What is that?

Klozvag: and Eaglemahet, really giant birds that breath fire.

Reddy: *is burned from a descending fire* ow (XD)

Zack:I SHALL KILL OLAF!!!!!!

YP: *Takes cover from fire behind rock* LOOK OUT, ZACK!

Jim: (whispers to Reddy) I'm in!

Shane: Reddy, YP, I accept your offer. Me and Bubbles will join you, isn't that right Bubbles?

Bubbles: *yawns and sleeps in Shane's arms, Shane smiles softly at Bubbles*

Reddy: YP, it me, you, shane, zack, and Jim! We have some great players >:D

Zack:*Gets hit by meteor* I'm BLASTING OFF AGAIN*Gets blown into distant space*

YP: o.o I'll save him, but I am going to need a VERY long rope. (LOL XD)

(WHEN IS THE CHALLENGE?!)

Zack:*In space* AAAAAAAGH!!!!!

(reddy:tomorrow at sometime unless some ppl cant m,ake it)

Zack:*Gets abducted by aliens*

Klozvag: should the challenge be today?

Zack:Hey guys I'm being ABDUCTED BY ALIENS UP HERE IN OUTER SPACE!!!! SOS!!!!

Dark: It think there shouldn't be, cause Zach is gone

Kenny:Sky stay here*grabs first aid kit he brought with him*Bubbles Kenny here*walks to Shane holding Bubbles*Ok Hold Bubbles still.*patches Bubbles wounds*Bubbles will be fine....Irish Rules... Yeah

John: When, will the challenge start? I'm getting bored!

Shane: Thanks Kenny.

Bubbles: *smiles at Kenny*

Will (Sonik):*finds a carrot and gives it to Bubbles*

Sonik: Reddy are you having a alliance cause I wanna be in 1 too?

Katie: *to Spencer* Sorry but no...

Katie(Conf.): Okay...no small alliance for me now...

Katie: Reddy...wanna have an alliance together. *flirts with Reddy*

(Katie: I say challenge tmrw)

Katie: *finds a piece of papyrus*

Katie(Conf.): I found this piece of papyrus and I'm writing down all alliances on it. *writes alliances down*

John: *searches for things* (Conf.) Why can't I find anything!?!?!?!

Sonik: dude, i found another buffet *eats it all up* mmm tasty

Reddy: Sonik, Katie, i accept. *to YP* We have you, me, Jim, Shane, Zack, Sonik, and Katie! We rock!

John: *overhears Reddy* I need to find a way to counter that.

Klozvag: *pulls aside John* alliance? Ill give you an advantage ;)

Sonik: what the, (see's boxing gloves) sweet.

John: Thanks, man. I mean its 3 to 7 and me, Olaf, and Ben are at a huge disadvantage right now!

YP: (CONF) Perfect. Me and Reddy are DOMINATING.

YP: (In confessional with Reddy) We now have a cross-team alliance with OVER 9000!!!!!! people. Take that Olaf! You're as good as done in this game. (XD)

red:*in conf with YP* Final two YP! :D

YP: Who should we boot first?

(reddy:everyone roleplaying user's my friend, XD)

Reddy:I say dark. he'll be hard to cooperate with if we ever encounter a challenge we need team work on.

YP: OK, but if we win, who should we tell our alliance members from the other team to vote off?

Red: Kev. No doubt, Kev. (Lets save Olaf for when his alliance is out, i.e. Ben and John)

Klozvag:*whispers to John* Here *hands John an imunity idol* it will save you from elimination.

Challenge Two
Klozvag: Todays challenge is good old fashion game of haschian tag. You try to make it to the mountains peak before being frozen by me with my freeze ray! >:D

Reddy: Co-

Klozvag:*freezes Reddy* >:D *hops onto Cupcakes* >:D

Zack:*Climbs*

Klozvag: *misses as he fires at Zack*

Zack:TEEE HEEEE!!!!!!*Keeps climbing*

Katie: Cool! *starts climbing

Katie: *is 1/8 to the top*

Katie: *throws rock at freeze ray but misses*

Katie's Rock: *hits Reddy*

Katie: Oops... *continues climbing*

Katie: *is 2/8 to the top*

Klozvag:*barely misses Katie's feet with his ray* Ugh!

Cupcakes:*charges for her*

zack:*Pushes Katie off mountain*

Klozvag: *ray backfires and he freezes cupcakes* crap. *runs on foot to katie, is five feet away and still miusses* XD

Zack:*Is almost there*

Klozvag: i think this thing is jank! *ray malfunctions and he is frozen*

intern:*picks Klozvag out of ice* *hands new ray*

Klozvag:*sneezes* thnx., *misses again at Zack*

Zack:*Makes it to the top*

Katie: *uses lasso and pulls*

Katie: *swings and stands on flat surface at 5/8* Don't mess with me Zack! *throws frozen snowball at Zack but misses*(Throw Fail XD)

Katie(Conf.): I have horrid aim!

Klozvag: Crimson team loses again......>_> XD

Crimson Dragons Vote
Klozvag: vote.

Klozvag: You know, *hands Katie immunity idol* for being the only one to compete (sorry ppl who didnt see challenge, voite)

Katie: I'm going to vote Kev simply because my alliance wants him gone!

(Katie: Can I use my idol another time)

(reddy;yes, whenever you feel the need)

Katie: Cool Klozvag!

Katie(Conf.): I feel, like, totally awesome!

Sonik: Kev.

Avery: Kev.

Klozvag:one more vote and kev is out!

Christian: Spencer

Klozvag: Um, ok....

Spencer: Kev,

Klozvag: see ya keV.

Episode Three: The Gate of Chimes
Olaf: (CONF) I've heard talk of eliminating me. Not smart choice, until merge. Then smart choice!

Dark: *is walking around* We are probably gonna do something with a gate today

Ben: can I have my chimes now? Oh wait is a chime a mexican food then

Klozvag: no, really? XD

Reddy:*to YP* i think, we should keep Olaf til merge. We could use the brawns.

Klozvag:also, i forgot to give Olaf his IM for the first challenge >_>

Dark:......*slaps face*

Ben:Yo Klozvag? can I keep this shiny peble it's pretty *holds up a little rock* and can I name it Joe

Olaf: (CONF) I love team, but they want me gone, no choice but to suck up like man.

Olaf: Ura! *takes IM*

Klozvag:sure, ben.

Ben:YAY START MONOTAUGE *monotauge and pkays song "Me and my rock want to rock skipping rocks sayin Gov all the time eating steak catching on fire and throwing rocks FA LA LA LA LA BAM EXPLOSION OF FRIENDSHIP* well that was fun Gov

Joe:Yep

Ben:DID YOU JUST TALK!

Joe:Pretty much Gov.

Ben:*faints*

Joe:Meh *faints*

Olaf: (CONF) I don't want team to dislike me. I want to do good and help. But if they don't want help. I no give it.

Olaf: *huddles Reddy, Shane, Dark and John* Okay, I have heard of secret alliance, I don't know who is in it except for YP. We need to get him out, but more important, win as a team. Our alliance has no leader, we are all one, united, together. I want you to remember that. Okay?

Ben:UK KICKS AMERICAS *horn honks* well now it does cause president Obama is a wierdy

Reddy (CONF): im torn. im friends with YP and Olaf, but YP hate olaf and vice versa! gah! D:

Dark: *grabs Olaf and Shane* Reddy and John are with YP, don't trust them

Olaf: What? But why? I thought we were all friends!

Dark: I know that, but don't get to close, I was spying on YP and Reddy last epi

Olaf: Chyort! Them solvoches will pay!

Dark:....What did you just say? In English?

Ben (conf):*is peeing in a toilet in CONF.* Wait your filming this AHHHHHHH *runs out with his pants down and trips* WELL THIS IS AWKWARD. GOV!

Olaf: I said dangit! Them devils will pay!

Dark: There gonna try to vote me off

Olaf: Well if Reddy and John are not in alliance, it is only me, you and Shane.

Dark: We need YP out, he's making a cross team alliance, he's a betrayer to both teams, we need to back track him and get the other from his team to make are own cross-alliance, and we can't trust Shane either

Olaf: *pulls Shane aside* I hear your in cross-alliance, I can't tell you what to do. But make your mind up right now, please? :|

Shane: Me and Bubbles are with you! Isn't that right Bubbles?

Bubbles: *nods head*

Olaf: I know I didn't do too good at first, with my jokes. But what I do wrong now? Why everyone hate me? I try to be nice, but am disliked anyways.

Dark: *takes off hood revealing crystal blue eyes and a pale face* we need to get John and Reddy to side with us

Ben:UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hi Brittish kid away then

Dark: Ben, can you help us get YP out?

Ben:Yes Gov I'd love to help this smashing idea that YP fellow just doesn't apreaciate us foriegn folk then so yes Gov I'd cherich to have some UK in this shindig

Dark:.....Ugh, Why am I here, 1st I was a kid from Seattle, now I'm in outer space

Ben:Me too one moment I'm drinking tea on chatango and then poof I'm here in some place with Godzillapillers

Dark: *makes a sword out of rocks and metal and has 2 gallons of water* This will allow me to survive for a while

Olaf: Well, we wait for challenge I guess. Nothing else to do.

Olaf: *finds a Russian Livestock Guard Dog* How weird...

Ben:Can I win and leave already

Dark:......-_- We want to leave to

Ben:I know but I hate this I think a wild animal ate one of my steaks

Kenzen:*eats jellybeans*

John(Conf.): I got a feeling that we might just lose tonight.

Ben:*stares at kenzen's jellybeans*

Ben:(conf) I'm going to go nutz if I don't get some sugar.

YP: *In confessional with his entire alliance* So, we need to pick one person from each team to take out, who do you guys think would be a worthy choice for candidates?

reddy:*in conf with YP and Zack* its jusat us :( anyway, Olaf needs to go, and katie seems like a strong competitior. (sorry dudes XD)

YP: Keep Olaf. He can have his precious alliance, it may be a threat, but the guy is our strongest player. We could get into a lot of trouble with our team if we vote him out too early. I agree about Katie.

Brittany: *sits under a tree* ... *sees apple fall, grabs it and eats it*

YP: *Outside* I like british people. They're totally awesome with Big Ben, helping us out in wars, and they have awesome accents! (XD)

YP: (CONF) If these guys are trying to take me down, good luck. My alliance is as hard as a ROCK. We are using Olaf until the last challenge before the merge, then he's done for. Me and Reddy are goin' all the way, and NOTHING can stop me from doing so.

Ben:Uh uh host kozgav whatever I need sugar cause uh uh uh uh uh uh uh cause I go crazy if I don't and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh I need it or I'll just be really random and crazy and uh uh uh uh uh uh MUSCLEE SPAZM *muscle spazme hits someone* so can I huh uh uh wait what uh what huh huh wait what was I saing oh yeah need sugar

Klozvag: *hand ben sugar* (CONF) Its like babysitting a bunch of teens! Oh, wait, thats exactly what this is XD

Ben:YAY *runs to conf* (conf) When I win I'll leave the remaining people to rot with the godzillapillers and that kozgav guy (XD)

Dark: *whispers to Klozvag something* (conf.) I just asked him if there is a rule about something

YP: (CONF) Although, this Brit isn't the brightest star in the sky. I don't like him.

YP: *Secretly with his alliance* I think Ben should go, he's annoying, and VERY accidental prone. He might cause us to lose a challenge down the road.

Reddy; Um, IDK. The longer we keep him, the easier he will be to beat when we're far.

Dark: *is spying on Reddy and YP without them knowing*

YP: *Hears twig snap, turns around to see Dark spying on them* LOOK! IT'S DARK! HE'S BEEN SPYING ON US!!! STOP HIM!!!!!

Ben:*sneaks away* I'll show them who'll dominate *evily grins* There at eachothers throats and I'll win and let them ROT WITH KOZGAV AND GODZILLAPILLERS *evily laughs* Oooh ooh Living on a prayer takin a nap but secretly don't care OOH OOH LIVE WITH ME ON A PRAYER


 * Dark Doll falls*

Dark: *is far away talking to Olaf*(conf.) I just heard yelling, must have been that prank

YP: (CONF) *smirks* Dark and Ben are prime targets. Ben is trying to turn everyone on each other, little does he know he is setting himself up for ellimination. And Dark, well, he's creepy, and a spy. And if he is spying on my alliance than he's an enemy. All of this is tying back to Olaf. He says he's a "nice guy" and all of that, but I know it's all one big set up. Ben, Dark and Olaf, in THAT order.

John(Conf.): There are going to be some dark times in the future.

Dark: *randomly appears next to YP and shows him a picture that is a embarrassing picture of YP and shows everyone it* :D (conf.) I just wanted to do that, cause the Dark Doll also has a recorder in it :D

Ben:(conf):Little does YP Know that I knoiw he wants to get me out and he also deosn't know my true Power I might be mentaly unstable but I'm a nice guy and he also might not know this WHEN I'M OUT EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE WILL BE COME MISREBABLE *dark side* I CAN MAKE HIM SUFFER ETERNAL PAIN AND LEAVE HIM TO ROT WITH MY MIGHT I'LL THROUGH OVER THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *normal side* Hold it togethor Ben deep breaths HE HO HEE HOO

Reddy (CONF): Everyone, in a cool sci fi metaphor, is holding their lazars up and about ready to vaporize the person on the other end. I for one, am horrible at didgeball, more so lazars. So, lets just hope im the one pointing the lazars XD

Olaf: *drags Dark, Ben, John and Shane aside* It's just us five. We must kick butt!

Dark: If we have 5 out of 9......We could take YP out.....

Olaf: True. But we must stay strong. Team is falling apart, we already make alliances when merge is not here. What is up with that?

Ben:I don't know mexican

Olaf: *facepalm*

Ben:WHAT I JJUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MEXICAN

YP: *Grabs giant stick and bashes the recorder, takes the picture* This isn't of me, idiot. It's of YOU!!!!

YP: (CONF) Epic Fail. I overheard Ben's last confessional, no, I wasn't spying, he was very loud. If he believes he can take me down while he's off the show, he's off his rocker. I mean, he's more insane than my son, Ethan. And THAT'S saying something. Ben needs to go, the end. Also, if I play hard and strong during the next challenge, I can save my but and kick the other teams'. That way I can save myself, and my alliance from falling apart.

YP: *With his alliance in a SUPER secret place that not even Dark knows about* Olaf is gathering his strength to elliminate me. We nee to take him out, fast. Red, try and convince people to not vote me off and take down Ben instead, Zack, I need you to figure out just HOW Olaf is going to elliminate me, and Shane... Help me in the next challenge, if we work hard together, we can win faster, and keep our team's streak going. I'll try and figure out how to get an idol in case we lose. *Goes to host*

YP: Klozvag, sir, is ther anything I can do for an immunity idol?

Olaf: Whatever, YP thinks he can outsmart me, using my brawns. His alliance is outmatched, this team is falling apart people. We are too worried about alliances and not teamwork. We must stick together, we must stay together, we must WORK TOGETHER! Whoever is with me, shout URA!

Dark:...ura?

John: Combined we'll have two immunity idols, this will work even if we only have four in our group.

Klozvag: Impress me, YP XD.

Ben:*stuck in split* OWWWW GUYS HELP THIS HURTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Olaf: *strums guitar* In Russia, I learn a bit guitar myself.

Kenny:*rides in on horse with a burlap sack on his back*I bring...... Marshmallows

Challenge Three
Klozvag: We have reached the gate of chimes! Write a short song for the chime guy (which i will RP) to rate! Best song wins the challenge for the team!

Reddy:I cant participate, i suck at singing. :( (not really, but how fair would that be? XD)

Chime Guy: Olaf, YP, and Dark are the best SO FAR o, and no changing songs! XD

Ben:*takes out flintlock* NOT NOW FLINTLOCJ BUT SOON *evily grins*

Klozvag: Well, I have to say I'm closing the challenge (great songs!) The winner is...

...Spencer! I'm interested to see the retrievers vote too *hands spencer an immunity idol*

Ben:well I'll pack my stuff (conf) We all know whos going me or YP.YP might convince people for ME to go so I'll pak my stuff and see how this plays out.

Spencer: Really? Thanks. *twirls immunity idol* I got this helping my back

John's Song
John: (singing) Gate of Chimes, oh gate of chimes will thou open please. Gate of chimes, oh gate of chimes open before everyone flees! The Dragons are Crimson. The Retrievers are Gold. Will the Gate of Chimes open before I grow old?!?!?!

Olaf's Song
Olaf: *strums guitar medium-fast*

Oh Mr. Chime Guy, your are so very wise. (BOW-NOW)

So wise it will take a long time, until you meet your demise. (CHIKA-CHIKA-CHIKA)

Oh Mr. Chime Guy, with you the whole world shines. (Ow-Ow)

Shines so bright it leads people to be blind. (BOW-NOW)

Why you have to be so serious?

Just relax, MISTER CHIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GUYYYYYYYYYYYYY. (chika-chika-chika)

The stress in your life can be blown away.

Your life doesn't have to be, full of all the hate.

I'm sure you don't wanna be stuck with eighteen annoying teens.

But I bet you know what that means.

That i'm done, yeah. I ran out of rhymes...

Ben's song (WOO HOO)
Ben: *sings his song in his epic voice* OOH OOH NOBODY KNEW HOW AWESOME YOU ARE AND THAT YOU ARE A CHIME GUY OOH OOH YOUR SO NOT RETARDED YOU SUPER AWESOME AND I'LL ENGOY YOU FIREVER AND WHREN YOU FELL FROM THE SKY SOME GUY SCREAMED PIE OOH OOH NOW EVRYONE KNOWS THAT YA AWESOME AND I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU CAUSE YA AAWESOEM AND WE LIVE ON A PRAYER TAKING A NAP BUT I DON'T CARE OOH OOH I KNOW YOU KNOW IT CAUSE WE BEAT IT WE BEAT IT OOH YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A CHIME GUY YOU WANT TO BE A CHIME MAN OOH OOH.DON'T STOP PLAY THEM CHIMES FA LA LA I LLIKE PIE! *finishes his song* WOOH *does moon walk and flips and does a split* YEAH!

YoshiPerson's Song
The gate stands tall and bold,''

The Chime man stands to the gate,

To guard the way he was told,

From a special glorious fate...

You see, when he was very young,

he boldly sounded a beautiful song,

That all the people of Hasche sung.

His voice was charming and the song was long.

The king summoned his guards, 

The prophecy had been fulfilled,

The boy with the voice had arrived,

And said the Gate of Chimes would be revived...

End ever since the wonderful night,

The shining gate became a sight,

That all would come near and far,

To hear the Chime guy singing.

YP: Thank you! Thank you very much!

Kenny's Entry
Kenny:*grabs chime*Chime Guy....

Oh, you are the chime guy.

The epic Chime Guy.

The guy who plays the CHIMES.

* plays the chimes*

Chime, Chime, CHIME.

Chime, Chime, Chime.

Ccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

The chimes you own are polished and bronzed.

The chimes you give are clean and shiny.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, CHIME GUY. YOU HAVE A COOL NAME.

* takes out electric chimes* (rings) CHIME

(Bow-do-wop) Chime guy........

(la. la. la.) you tis' epic.

Kenny:That is all.

John(Conf.): My team is awesome at challenges!

Dark's song
Dark: Chime Guy....oh Chime GUY

Will you rock the WORLD?!

Will stop us from GOING!?

NO!

You will never stop are path, you will never stop are souls!

So If you try to stop us, we will keep coming back!


 * grabs random mic*

CHIME GUY! LISTEN TO ME!

YOU WILL TRY TO STOP US!

BUT ARE TEAM WILL GET THOUGH TO YOU!

WE WILL KEEP ON TRYING!

WE WILL GET THOUGH TO YOU!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!

YOU CAN'T STOP US NOW!

YOU CAN'T STOP OUR SOUL!

WE WILL BEAT YOU!

WE WILL WIN!

We will get though to you!

Joe the rocks song
Joe:Chime Chime Chime Chime Chime Chime Chiem chime chime chimeeeeeeee

Chime playing chimes with a piece of bread cause you know you don't want to be dead (DEAD!)

Shouting stuff that no one understands cause your from some wierd land BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM CHIME BAM CHIME CHIME CHIMEEEEEEE,

WOO HOO WOO HOO YOU WANNA GET AWAY BAM BAM BAM CHIME BAM CHIME LA FAL ALA CHIMEEEEE

Dark: *accidentally crushes Joe with out realizing it*

Joe: I'm not even in this competition. XD

Joe the talking rock:I'm a rock dude oh another Joe.

Ben: NO CURUSHIN MAH ROCK.

Brittany's Song
Brittany: Chime guy, chime guy please let me by

I wish i could fly so i can get past the gate of... chimessssssss

Chime guy, OH Chime guy please don't let me cry

help me get by the gate of... chimesssssss

Chime guy, Mr. Chime guy I sigh

and i might cry because you wont help me get by

the... gate... of............................ chimesssssssssssssssss. *crying* so... beautiful...

Spencer's Song
Spencer: Dude, Hey Mr. Chime

I've been a waitin' out here still can't spare a dime

I know you're big and metallic too

But open up and I'll be true blue

Hey what?

Mr. Chime, here's a knockity knock

You better open up or you'll a meet a my sock

And say hey

Ho

Say hey

Ho

And lastly Mr. Chime, read it and weep

There's a little bit of pigeon poop on your sweet little cheep *points at clay bird*

So that's about it

NOW OPEN THE F****** *cuts out*

Katie's Song

 * Mr. Chime, Mr. Chime
 * How are you? How are you?
 * I am fine thank you! I am fine thank you!
 * Yes I am! Now let me through!

Golden Retriver's Vote
Kenny:I vote Zack.... Olaf good luck

Olaf: (CONF) I vote for Zack, because the alliance said so. *shrugs*

Dark: Zack

Red: Olaf.

Ben:Zach I think can I get back to you on that one? uhhhhhhhh wait

Shane: Zach.

YP: Ben.

YP: *in confessional with Red and Zach* Red, change your vote to Ben, Zack, vote for him as well, and we will at least tie the votes, and Zack won't lose, sounds OK?

Ben:(conf) Next challenge I got to majke things right with that kid If I'm still here. *gulps* YP if your listening I'm sorry and blame my dark side *dar side* HEY WHY ME *normal side facepalms* *good side* Hey stop fighting *dark side* Make us* *fighty side* OOH I'LL MAKE YOU. *crazy side* Penut butter yum *eats rock *facepalmy side* *facepalms* Normal side* UHHHH

Reddy: fine, ben. XD

Ben:*conf filled with Ben's sides* ITS GETTING CROWDED IN HERE *one other Ben pops up and normal side ben flies out and lands on reddy* OWWWWWWWWWWW

Ben:*ben's dark side flies and hits klozvag,Good side flies and falls on YP,and his Facepalmy side walks out casualy and facepalms.*

Klozvag:bye zack :/

Episode 4: The Lost Groups
Dark: *looks outside*

Ben:*falls out of his bed in his skull pajamas* Well uh I'm not wearing skull pajamas


 * the teams are seperated far apart, and Klozvag is no where to bew seen*

Reddy: Guys, wheres the other team and that one guy?

Olaf: I do not know. Still tired from last night, I had to play guitar! Had not played guitar in two years! Very stressful to strum.

Dark:....This is obviously the challenge, we are suppose to get back to the area, or we have to try to survive

Ben:Joe where are you Joe? OH MY GOD THEY TOOK JOE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the horror NO and anothe r thing wheres my tooth brush *takes step forever and screams to find joe under his foot* OW YOU MOTHER *godzillapiller drowns out Ben*

Reddy:but, without Klozvag, we're stuck! *five godzillapors surround team* um, oh f***

Olaf: Let's do this! *takes guitar and smashes ones foot*

Olaf: URA! *climbs up its leg* SOVIET RUSSIA NEVER LOSES! THE COLD WAR WAS A FLUKE!

Reddy:*wets himself* um, lets leave this to Olaf XD

Olaf: *bites its leg*