Reality Vs. TDI

This camp is a cross over of real people and TDI characters. Prize 100,000 dollars. 3 characters per person. Sign ups are closed!!!

Host
Ryan Seacrest - Host of American Idol - Host - Turnertang

Chris Maclean - Host of TDI - Co-Host - RockSK8R

Team Reality
Sorrel-crazy girl-Sorreltail18

Zac Efron - Actor - Tdifan1234

Rihanna - Singer - TDI19

Dan Castellaneto - Voice Over - Turnertang

Adam Sandler - Actor - Sprinklemist

Simon Cowell - American Idol Judge - Anonymos

Lady Gaga - Singer - Tdi

Jamie Hewelet- Stylist for The Gorillaz (not a contestant he just kind of helps Dan Akroyd through out the thing.)

Team TDI
Heather - Sprinklemist

Lindsay - Anonymos

Noah - Tdifan1234

Leshawna - Turnertang

Geoff - RockSK8R

Trent - Tdi

Elimination Order
Day 1 - Bridgette - Sorreltail18

Day 2 - Izzy - TDI19

Day 3 - Ben Stiller - Actor - Dillweed

Day 4 - Matt - Hippy - Ezekielguy

Day 5 - Miley Cyrus - Actress and singer - Tdifan1234

Day 6 - Duncan - Turnertang

Day 1 Chat
Ryan: Welcome to Reality Vs. TDI!!!

Dan: This is so cool!!! (Bangs head) Doh!! I play Homer Simpson on the simpsons.

Duncan: I love Homer!!

Dan: He is awesome!!

Adam: (in goofy voice) Wibbily woo! It's so nice to be he-are. Let's eat some yummy pudding!

Dan: Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Pudding.

Duncan: Your scaring me Dan.

Simon: You're all bloody awful.

Lindsay: Wha?!?!

Simon: Not you.

Lindsay: Oh.

Simon: You're blondie awful.

Geoff: WOOOOOOO!!!!! This is gonna be like a huge party!!!

Dan: You know it!!!

Heather: Ya know, I think I like this Simon guy already.

Ben Stiller: I hope I win.

Dan: I am going to win!!!

Adam (still in goofy voice): Win what? I thought we were all going to ride together to the Hannah Montana movie?

Lindsay: Omigosh! Can we?

Heather: (smacks forehead) No Lindsay. We're not here for that. We're here to compete against real life (putting her fingers in parentheses) "celebrities".

Dan: (Drops his pudding) Doh!!!

Duncan: Ha Ha Ha.

Dan: Why you little!!! (Chokes Duncan)

Sorrel: hello!!!

Noah: Hi...

Miley: Hi everyone! It's Miley Cyrus!*put on blonde wig* It's Hannah Montana!

Noah: *drops piano on Miley's head*

Miley: You get the best of both--...*falls unconcious*

Duncan: Good job Noah.

Dan: Doh!!!

Sorrel: Wow!

Dan: Is Myley okay?

Ryan: You can now be three people!!!

Sorrel: ill be myself

Dan: Okay.

Ryan: Lets start the first challenge.

Day 1 Challenge
Ryan: The first challenge has two parts. First you race across half of camp and swing across a river. Then you have to dance or sing. The first one to do that and dance or sing well team wins!!!!!

Ryan: So lets start.

Dan: (Starts running)

Leshawna: Oh no you don't!!! (Hits Dan)

Dan: Doh!!!

Noah and Zac: *drag Miley and run*

Sorrel: *beats them and does caramelldansen* i don't know what song to sing

Ryan: You don't have to sing you just need to do one.

Dan: (Grabs vine and starts swinging) WEEEEEE!!!

Leshawna: (Keeps running) I hate this!!!!

Duncan: (pushes Leshawna) Make way for the winner!

Adam: (still in goofy voice) I am running now! (Gets tired after four steps) Wow, running is a lot harder than it used to be. I think it's a nap time. (falls asleep by river)

Heather: I made it! *does ballet dance*

Dan: What do I sing... I know!! You got to bop bop bop bop to the top. Slip and slide and ride that river.

Ryan: So far no one has danced or sung good enough to win.

Leshawna: (Falls down) I still hate this!!!

Duncan: (Keeps running)

Leshawna: (Gets up and walks slowly) I will still win. (Falls down) Or maybe not.

Heather: Hmmmph. That Ryan Seacrest person obviously doesn't know talent when he sees it.

Adam (still in goofy voice): (wakes up mysteriously on the other side of the river) Is it time to go to the circus? Where am I?

Duncan: (Crosses river)

Leshawna: (Goes to sleep) I am sooooo tired.

Duncan: (Starts singing) Tell my mother. Tell my father. Sometimes goodbye is a second chance.

Lindsay: (Starts swimming.)

Simon: (Starts swimming.)

Geoff: (finishes running, statrs singing Linkin Park's "What I've Done")

Adam: (Sings the Sloppy Joe song)

Miley: *wakes up* Have I won yet?

NOah: No.

Miley: *sings her song*

Noah: Miley you suck!

Miley: So do you! :-P

Leshawna: (wakes up) Somewhere over the rainbow. Way up high.

Ryan: Are winner is Myley!!!! So Team TDI has to vote someone off.

Leshawna: But Myley was horrible.

Ryan: She was better than you.

Team TDI Vote
Ryan: Its time for the first vote.

Duncan: Bridgette. No help.

Leshawna: Bridgette.

Lindsay: Bridgette.

Heather: I vote for Izzy.

Izzy: Bridgette.

Ryan: Bridgette, your are the first one eliminated.

Day 2 Chat
Ryan: Campers, you have survived the first day.

Leshawna: Oh yeah!! I'm in the house.

Dan: (Eating cereal) Mmmmmm.... cereal.

Duncan: He scares me.

Dan: (Trips) DOH!!!

Miley: How are you today, Noah?

Noah: shut up, Miley *Throws basketball at Miley's head*

Miley: The other side, the other side, the other side of--*falls unconsious*

Duncan: She's unconsion again!!!

Dan: I'm a better singer than her. Listen. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. Now put your hands up.

Lindsay: Hi!

Leshawna: Hey Lindsay.

Dan: Mmmmm... Pudding.

Duncan: Okay?

Zac: YOu must really hate Miley, Noah!

Noah: Take that, pretty boy! *throws book at Zac*

Zac: Gotta get my,get my head in th--*falls unconsious*

Ryan: Before everyone is unconsious lets start the challenge.

Day 2 Challenge
Ryan: Todays challenge is dance off!!! Best dancer team wins!!!!!

Ryan: Lets start dancing!!!

Dan: (Does the chicken dance)

Leshawna: (Break dances)

Duncan: (Break dances with Leshawna)

Zac:*wakes up* I feel the sudden urge to...dance!(starts to do the "we're all in this together" dance)

Dan: I don't want to be a chicken... (Does the chicken super fast)

Duncan:: (Does a the windmill)

Adam: That looks fun. (Dances with Zac)

Heather: LeShawna and Duncan, what are you two doing? We can't win by break dancing! Ballet is the only way to win this challenge. (does ballet)

Simon: I don't dance.

Lindsay: I do! (Does awesome hip-hop dance.)

Heather: (stops in the middle of a pirouette) That was amazing, Lindsay! Where did you learn to do that?

Lindsay: Simon taught me!

Simon: (Blushes) No I didn't!

Lindsay: Yes you did!

Simon: Yes I did! (He starts dancing with Lindsay.)

Lindsay: Go Simon! Go Simon! Go Simon!

Heather: Lindsay! Don't support him! He's on the other team!

Leshawna: (Keeps spinning on the floor)

Duncan: (Keeps break dancing)

Dan: (Speeds up the chicken dance) I don't want to be a duck.

Noah: *does the robot*

Ryan: The dancing is over. Now let me decide the winner. *Whispers to himself* I have to say that Team Reality wins again!!! The best dancer was Simon and second place was Zac.

Team TDI
Ryan: You lost two in a row so time to vote someone off.

Leshawna: Izzy, sorry girl.

Duncan: Izzy.

Lindsay: Izzy

Geoff: Izzy

Heather: Izzy. Where is that psycho hose beast?

Ryan: Bye Izzy.

Day 3 Chat
Ryan: Ready for antoher day?

Dan: Doh!!!

Duncan: (Backs away slowly)

Adam (in goofy voice): I wonder what crazy and kooky challenge we'll do next?

E-Scope: Hey! I am crazy and kooky *does wierd dance*

Heather: Izzy!? We just voted you off!

E-Scope: No, you voted off Izzy. I am E-Scope!!!!

Ryan: Take E-scope away.

Guards: (Grabs E-scope and put her on a plane that will never return)

Dan: Doh!!!

Leshawna: What's up ya'll.

Geoff: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This is gonna be awesome!!!

Miley: Wow, Team TDI really stinks!

Noah: *almost throws 20 pound weight at miley's head but holds back* (talks to himself) just control yourself, Noah...

E-Scope: *sneaks up behind Ryan, bites his ear* BOOO!!!! Ha-ha! I am back again!

Ryan: Izzy, you still have Rihanna.

Day 3 Challenge
Ryan: Todays challenge is an obstacle course. First you climb up a tree grab a flag, then you swim across a lake, then find your way through a corn maze, and finally a straight run to the finish.

Leshawna: (Starts climbing up the tree)

Duncan: (Climbs up tree)

Dan: (Climbs up a tree but falls) DOH!!!!

Adam (in goofy voice... still): Can't we have any less physical challenges? I dunno, like eating Jell-O and taking a nap-o?

Heather: (starts climbing)

Dan: Come on Adam!!! (Starts climbing again)

Adam (in goofy voice): If you insist, Mista. *grabs onto the seat of Dan's pants to hitch a ride*

Noah:*starts to climb up but slides down* I hate physical activity. Why can't we all just read a book?

Ryan: You could read and make your team is going to lose.

Dan: (Falls and lands on Adam head) Squishy.

Duncan: (Grabs flag and slides down the tree)

Leshawna: (Keeps climbing)

Adam (In goofy voice, does it ever turn off?): I see I no likey physical exertion. Head hurty... *falls over*

Heather: *grabs flag and climbs down from top of tree* This is a piece of cake.

Noah: I know how you feel, Adam. *tries to climb again*

Leshawna: (Grabs flag and starts swimming)

Dan: (Starts climbing again)

Geoff: Got it! (grabs flag, jumps down tree and starts maze)

Duncan: (Enters maze) Which way is out?

Leshawna: (Keeps swimming)

Dan: (Finally grabs flag but falls down) Ouch!!! I mean DOH!!!

Geoff: (finishes swimming and crosses finish line) WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ryan: Finally Team TDI won a challenge.

Team Reality
Ryan: This is your first vote.

Dan: I vote for Ben Stiller.

Simon: Ben is no help.

Ben: Sorry guys I was filming Nigth at the Museum 2. I vote simon

Adam (in goofy voice): I votie for Ben.

Ryan: It looks like Ben Stiller is out.

Day 4 Chat
Ryan: Campers, you survived another day.

Leshawna: I'm in it to win.

Dan: Mmmmm... winning.

Duncan: Okay....

Adam (in goofy voice): What just happened?

Heather: You just voted off your biggest star. Remember?

Adam (in goofy voice): Oh that's right. You a nice lady.

Zac: Now I'm the biggest star here!

Miley: If you mean biggest ego, yeah!

(Zac and Miley get into a catfight)

Noah: Their getting hurt and I'm not even causing it! awesome!

Heather: If anyone can get hurt by those sissy slaps. Those delusional teeny boppers don't even realize that I'm the most famous person left, now.

Dan: I'm the most famous person here. DOH!!!

Duncan: I am so much more famous than you.

Dan: You want to go?

Duncan: Bring it on!!! (They get into a fight)

Dan: You puch like a girl.

Heather: Is that why you have a giant dent in your skull?

Dan: Yeah.

Sorrel: i saw heather put glue see *hands glue bottle* thanks cat eyes!

Ryan: Lets ask her. Hey Heather did you put glue on your surfboard.

Day 4 Challenge
Ryan: Todays challenge is a surfing contest. Best surfer wins!!!

Dan: (Gets on surfboard) Cowabunga dude.

Leshawna: (Rides the waves)

Duncan: (Grabs board)

Simon: (Grabs a Paula Abdul shaped surfboard) Let's hang 10, Paula!

Lindsay: (Falls off board.)

Zac:*surfs* I look so awesome!

Noah:*pushes Zac off surfboard*

Dan: (Does a flip) WOO-HOO

Duncan: (Lies down on board)

Leshawna: (Slips) Darn it!!

Heather: (glues feet to surf board while no one is looking) Wow, I'm a natural!

Adam: (Stands on head on surfboard)

Geoff: (stands perfectly on surfboard)

Sorrel: *stands perfectly on surfboard* after surfing lessons im amazing!

Dan: (Does a three sixty) I'm awesome!!!!

Ryan: The winner is Heather. She stood perfectly on her surfboard.

Ryan: Since Heather cheated second place goes to... Geoff!!

Team Reality Vote
Ryan: Time to vote someone off.

Dan: Rihanna.

Simon: Matt.

Matt: Simon (I don't like you...)

Rihanna: Matt

Ryan: Looks like Matt is gone.

Day 5 Chat
Ryan: Welcome to day 5.

Dan: WOO-HOO!!!

Leshawna: Hey ya'll.

E-Scope: Hey guys!!!!! *bites Rihanna*

Rihanna: OW!

Sorrel: *high fives izzy*

(conf.)Sorrel: it makes me wonder if me and Izzy are realted 'cause we both are crazy and all that

Duncan: Izzy, your out!!!

Lady Gaga" Hi!!!!!

Sorrel: its e-scope!

Lady Gaga: Where are my keys, I lost my phone, phone?

Trent: Oh, oh, oh

Dan: Just dance.

Trent: It'll be ok

Lady Gaga: Gotta do it

Dan: Your rock!!!

Lady Gaga: Thanks! So, what do we do here?

Sorrel: nothing except ask sorrel questions!

Lady Gaga: I'm going to film a wierd music video! (Stands on horse, dancing and singing) Cause I'm bluffin, with my muffin!

Sorrel: muffin *has a blueberry muffin*

Lady Gaga: *Dances the robot* Its like a chick in the casino!

SorreL: heh?

Lady Gaga: *Dresses up as a boy*: Boys Boys Boys

Sorrel: omg

Lady Gaga: I'm going to do cover songs! *Starts climbing up a mountain* Its the climb!

Sorrel: wow....

Lady Gaga: *In bed, scared* I'm being taken over by the fear

Sorrel: watch this *inflates moon bounce and starts moon bouncing*

Lady Gaga: Cool! *Gets wings* I'm like a bird! I only fly away!

Day 5 Challenge
Ryan: Todays challenge is two build a submarine and find Alantis.

Duncan: Starts building submarine)

Dan: (Eats hot dog) Mmmmmm... Hot dog.

Trent: That goes here, and that goes here

Lady Gaga: I will sing a song to help us! (Starts building submarine) We all live in a yellow submarine!

Adam (goofy voice): I found Atlantis (holds up jar with sea monkey village), but without the sub-marino.

Heather: (Still getting surf board chunks off of her feet) Too bad Lindsay isn't around to assemble this submarine for me...

Duncan: I think this piece goes here. (Puts piece on)

Dan: (Puts submarine together)

Leshawna: (Puts pieces together) I think were close to finishing.

Heather: (Helps Finish) Um, where did that Lady Googoo person come from?

Duncan: Beats me. (Jumps in submarine) Come on everyone.

Leshawna: (Hops in)

Dan: (Puts the finishing touches on and gets in) Lets move!!!

E-Scope: Wait? We are going to Atlantis? Finally, I get to see my fishy brothers again!!!!!

Duncan: Izzy, your out!!!!!

Heather: (hops in) Let me drive.

Adam (goofy voice): Where is all our teammates, man who sit on my head?

Lady Gaga: *Finishes* Done! Lets drive! *Puts hand over Adam's mouth* Don't Speak!

Adam (in goofy voice, somehow): Mmrrgle Blurg!

Lady Gaga: *looks up* Cause when I'm with him, I am, Thinking of You! Look! The other team! Miley! Sing your horrible songs to make them stop!

Adam: (after putting on a Hannah Montana wig and finally using his regular manly voice) I can't wait, to see you again!

Duncan: (Puts sumberine in water) Lets go!!!

Leshawna: (Hops in)

Dan: Mmmmmm... Hamburgers.

Duncan: (Steering the submarine) Where is Alantis?

Dan: (Steers submarine) Does anyone know where Alantis is?

Jamie Hewelett: Don't you voice homer simpson or something, mate?

Dan: I do!!! Know where is Alantis?

Duncan: (Sees a shark) Uh-oh.

Jamie: I'll betcha a little song will help you. Here's a hint: (He pulls out his guitar) Dow now now now now dow now now now now dow now now now now dow now now now now! Starshine!!! Never gonna find me!!! (It's across the starshine-ey-ist part of earth meaning NASA!)

Leshawna: I see Alantis!!! (Finds Alantis)

Ryan: Team TDI wins!!!

Team Reality Vote
Ryan: Time to vote someone off.

Dan: I vote for Rihanna.

Lady Gaga: Miley

Rihanna: Miley

E-Scope: Hi!!!! Miley, bye!!!!!

Ryan: Bye bye Myley.

Day 6 Chat
Ryan: Welcome to day 6!!!!

Dan: Mmmmm... day 6.

Duncan: What's so good about day 6?

Dan: Beats me.

Leshawna: Okay.

Lady Gaga: *Holding Umbrella* You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh

Dan: Thats not your song.

Lady Gaga: I know, I'm doing cover versions!

Jamie Hewelett: (Only Dan Akroyd can see him) Hiya, Ol' Buddy!

Leshawna: Who's Dan Akroyd?

Duncan: Maybe he is a ghost.

Jamie Hewelett: Dan, listen to me! I'm Jamie Hewelett and I used to be a song writer, music video planner, and the cartoonist for the gorillaz and I'm gonna help you win this!

Dan: Is he talking to me.

Jamie: I sure am! And only you can hear, see or even know I exsist!

Lady Gaga: *Puts on happy mask* Pppppp Poker Pace pppp Poker Face

Jamie: So, Dan wadja say? Deal?

Lady Gaga: *Wearing mask* Who is that chick, Dan?

Jamie: GUY!!!! and you can't hear me or even see me!

Lady Gaga: Oops. Well, obviosly I can see you *Takes off mask* Hey, where did he go?

Adam (goofy voice): This is getting weird, even for me. I'm sca-ared!

Heather: Dan Ackroyd is a has-been actor from SNL or something. This Dan is one of those no talent voice actors. Totally different, yet similar, people.

Day 6 Challenge
Ryan: Todays challenge is to build the Eiffel Tower out of sticks. You need to find your own sticks. First team to finish wins!!!

Dan: (Searches for sticks)

Duncan: (Grabs a couple sticks) Got some.

Leshawna: (Looks for sticks)

Simon:(Looks for sticks)

Lindsay: Wait, what are we doing?

Jamie: Go Dan! Find the right sticks, man!

Dan: (Finds 3 sticks) I am on fire!!!

Leshawna: (Finds a big stick) Duncan hep me carry this!!

Duncan: (Grabs stick and puts it in pile) Good find Leshawna.

Sorrel: im super fast see *builds eiffel tower out of sticks* HA HA TEAM REALITY WINS!!!!

E-Scope: I like sticks *bites Rihanna again*

Rihanna: OW!!!!

Sorrel: well e-scope wait a minute weren't you voted off?

E-Scope: No, Izzy was voted off!

Rihanna: You are very strange.

E-Scope: *bites Rihanna again*

Rihanna: OW!!!!

Sorrel: its a biting contest! *bits izzy (e-scope i mean)*

Ryan: Team Reality wins!!!!

Team TDI Vote
Ryan: Time to vote someone off.

Leshawna: Duncan.

Duncan: Leshawna.

Geoff: Hey! I won us '''2 CHALLENGES IN A ROW, BY MYSELF!!!! '''Trent. He's never been here.

E-Scope: Duncan. Time to go!!!! *bites Geoff for voting her off* HEE-HEE!!!!

Ryan: Izzy get out of here!!!! and Duncan is out.

Day 7 Chat
Ryan: Welcome to day 7!!!!

Leshawna: Oh yeah!!!!

Dan: Mmmmmm... Day 7.

Ryan: Are you ready for a challenge.

Leshawna: Oh yeah!!

Dan: Mmmmmm... Challenge.

E-Scope: I am ready!!!!

Ryan: You aren't in.

E-Scope: Ummm...yeah, I am. I had my name legally changed to E-Scope before my elimination. All the votes on Day 2 were for Izzy. *shows him legal paper* So, I am back in the game!

Ryan: We'll see about that.

Random Vote
Ryan: You can vote for Rihanna or E-scope.

Leshawna: Rihanna.

Dan: Rihanna.

E-Scope: Rihanna

Rihanna: I don't know, this vote is so stupid. E-Scope is out!

Ryan: Bye Rihanna.

Day 7 Challenge
Ryan: Todays challenge is to cook a delicious meal for me. Three courses.

Leshawna: We should do Italian food.

Dan: We should do Chinese food. Mmmmm... Chinese food.

E-Scope: I love Italian food! One time I went to Italy, and I accidentally knocked over the Leaning Tower of Piza. There is not even any pizza in that tower!!! Pretty crazy, huh? PIZZA! RAVIOLI! CANOLI!!!!!

Leshawna: Okay we should do Pizza, Patsa with sauce, and Anti-pasta.

E-Scope: CANOLI!!!! *bites Rihanna, then realizes she is gone* Rihanna? RIHANNA!!!! *cries* I don't have anyone to bite!!!!!

Dan: So are we doing Japanese?

Leshawna: (Starts making pizza) E-Scope start making pasta.

Zac: I guess so, Dan.

Dan: Zac make some tempura (Fried vegetables) I'll make some orange chicken.

Leshawna: (Rolls the dough for the pizza)

Zac: Ok, but what about the third course?

Dan: I'll get Simon to make some miso soup.

Leshawna: (Puts cheese on the pizza)

Zac: *starts making tempura*

Adam (goofy voice): I no see Simon. Me-so good at making miso soup. Let me do it! Oo! Oo!

Simon: Shut it Adam! I'll do it. (Starts making soup.)

Dan: Adam you can help me with the chicken.

Leshawna: Can someone start the pasta.