Reality Vs. TDI

This camp is a cross over of real people and TDI characters. Prize 100,000 dollars. 3 characters per person.

Host
Ryan Seacrest - Host of American Idol - Host - Turnertang

Chris Maclean - Host of TDI - Co-Host - RockSK8R

Team Reality
Sorrel-crazy girl-Sorreltail18

Zac Efron - Actor - Tdifan1234

Miley Cyrus - Actress and singer - Tdifan1234 (oh boy, this'll be fun!)

Rihanna - Singer - TDI19

Dan Castellaneto - Voice Over - Turnertang

Adam Sandler - Actor - Sprinklemist

Simon Cowell - American Idol Judge - Anonymos

Lady Gaga - Singer - Tdi

Team TDI
Duncan - Turnertang

Heather - Sprinklemist

Lindsay - Anonymos

Noah - Tdifan1234

Leshawna - Turnertang

Geoff - RockSK8R

Trent - Tdi

Elimination Order
Day 1 - Bridgette - Sorreltail18

Day 2 - Izzy - TDI19

Day 3 - Ben Stiller - Actor - Dillweed

Day 4 - Matt-Hippy-Ezekielguy

Day 1 Chat
Ryan: Welcome to Reality Vs. TDI!!!

Dan: This is so cool!!! (Bangs head) Doh!! I play Homer Simpson on the simpsons.

Duncan: I love Homer!!

Dan: He is awesome!!

Adam: (in goofy voice) Wibbily woo! It's so nice to be he-are. Let's eat some yummy pudding!

Dan: Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Pudding.

Duncan: Your scaring me Dan.

Simon: You're all bloody awful.

Lindsay: Wha?!?!

Simon: Not you.

Lindsay: Oh.

Simon: You're blondie awful.

Geoff: WOOOOOOO!!!!! This is gonna be like a huge party!!!

Dan: You know it!!!

Heather: Ya know, I think I like this Simon guy already.

Ben Stiller: I hope I win.

Dan: I am going to win!!!

Adam (still in goofy voice): Win what? I thought we were all going to ride together to the Hannah Montana movie?

Lindsay: Omigosh! Can we?

Heather: (smacks forehead) No Lindsay. We're not here for that. We're here to compete against real life (putting her fingers in parentheses) "celebrities".

Dan: (Drops his pudding) Doh!!!

Duncan: Ha Ha Ha.

Dan: Why you little!!! (Chokes Duncan)

Sorrel: hello!!!

Noah: Hi...

Miley: Hi everyone! It's Miley Cyrus!*put on blonde wig* It's Hannah Montana!

Noah: *drops piano on Miley's head*

Miley: You get the best of both--...*falls unconcious*

Duncan: Good job Noah.

Dan: Doh!!!

Sorrel: Wow!

Dan: Is Myley okay?

Ryan: You can now be three people!!!

Sorrel: ill be myself

Dan: Okay.

Ryan: Lets start the first challenge.

Day 1 Challenge
Ryan: The first challenge has two parts. First you race across half of camp and swing across a river. Then you have to dance or sing. The first one to do that and dance or sing well team wins!!!!!

Ryan: So lets start.

Dan: (Starts running)

Leshawna: Oh no you don't!!! (Hits Dan)

Dan: Doh!!!

Noah and Zac: *drag Miley and run*

Sorrel: *beats them and does caramelldansen* i don't know what song to sing

Ryan: You don't have to sing you just need to do one.

Dan: (Grabs vine and starts swinging) WEEEEEE!!!

Leshawna: (Keeps running) I hate this!!!!

Duncan: (pushes Leshawna) Make way for the winner!

Adam: (still in goofy voice) I am running now! (Gets tired after four steps) Wow, running is a lot harder than it used to be. I think it's a nap time. (falls asleep by river)

Heather: I made it! *does ballet dance*

Dan: What do I sing... I know!! You got to bop bop bop bop to the top. Slip and slide and ride that river.

Ryan: So far no one has danced or sung good enough to win.

Leshawna: (Falls down) I still hate this!!!

Duncan: (Keeps running)

Leshawna: (Gets up and walks slowly) I will still win. (Falls down) Or maybe not.

Heather: Hmmmph. That Ryan Seacrest person obviously doesn't know talent when he sees it.

Adam (still in goofy voice): (wakes up mysteriously on the other side of the river) Is it time to go to the circus? Where am I?

Duncan: (Crosses river)

Leshawna: (Goes to sleep) I am sooooo tired.

Duncan: (Starts singing) Tell my mother. Tell my father. Sometimes goodbye is a second chance.

Lindsay: (Starts swimming.)

Simon: (Starts swimming.)

Geoff: (finishes running, statrs singing Linkin Park's "What I've Done")

Adam: (Sings the Sloppy Joe song)

Miley: *wakes up* Have I won yet?

NOah: No.

Miley: *sings her song*

Noah: Miley you suck!

Miley: So do you! :-P

Leshawna: (wakes up) Somewhere over the rainbow. Way up high.

Ryan: Are winner is Myley!!!! So Team TDI has to vote someone off.

Leshawna: But Myley was horrible.

Ryan: She was better than you.

Team TDI Vote
Ryan: Its time for the first vote.

Duncan: Bridgette. No help.

Leshawna: Bridgette.

Lindsay: Bridgette.

Heather: I vote for Izzy.

Izzy: Bridgette.

Ryan: Bridgette, your are the first one eliminated.

Day 2 Chat
Ryan: Campers, you have survived the first day.

Leshawna: Oh yeah!! I'm in the house.

Dan: (Eating cereal) Mmmmmm.... cereal.

Duncan: He scares me.

Dan: (Trips) DOH!!!

Miley: How are you today, Noah?

Noah: shut up, Miley *Throws basketball at Miley's head*

Miley: The other side, the other side, the other side of--*falls unconsious*

Duncan: She's unconsion again!!!

Dan: I'm a better singer than her. Listen. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. Now put your hands up.

Lindsay: Hi!

Leshawna: Hey Lindsay.

Dan: Mmmmm... Pudding.

Duncan: Okay?

Zac: YOu must really hate Miley, Noah!

Noah: Take that, pretty boy! *throws book at Zac*

Zac: Gotta get my,get my head in th--*falls unconsious*

Ryan: Before everyone is unconsious lets start the challenge.

Day 2 Challenge
Ryan: Todays challenge is dance off!!! Best dancer team wins!!!!!

Ryan: Lets start dancing!!!

Dan: (Does the chicken dance)

Leshawna: (Break dances)

Duncan: (Break dances with Leshawna)

Zac:*wakes up* I feel the sudden urge to...dance!(starts to do the "we're all in this together" dance)

Dan: I don't want to be a chicken... (Does the chicken super fast)

Duncan:: (Does a the windmill)

Adam: That looks fun. (Dances with Zac)

Heather: LeShawna and Duncan, what are you two doing? We can't win by break dancing! Ballet is the only way to win this challenge. (does ballet)

Simon: I don't dance.

Lindsay: I do! (Does awesome hip-hop dance.)

Heather: (stops in the middle of a pirouette) That was amazing, Lindsay! Where did you learn to do that?

Lindsay: Simon taught me!

Simon: (Blushes) No I didn't!

Lindsay: Yes you did!

Simon: Yes I did! (He starts dancing with Lindsay.)

Lindsay: Go Simon! Go Simon! Go Simon!

Heather: Lindsay! Don't support him! He's on the other team!

Leshawna: (Keeps spinning on the floor)

Duncan: (Keeps break dancing)

Dan: (Speeds up the chicken dance) I don't want to be a duck.

Noah: *does the robot*

Ryan: The dancing is over. Now let me decide the winner. *Whispers to himself* I have to say that Team Reality wins again!!! The best dancer was Simon and second place was Zac.

Team TDI
Ryan: You lost two in a row so time to vote someone off.

Leshawna: Izzy, sorry girl.

Duncan: Izzy.

Lindsay: Izzy

Geoff: Izzy

Heather: Izzy. Where is that psycho hose beast?

Ryan: Bye Izzy.

Day 3 Chat
Ryan: Ready for antoher day?

Dan: Doh!!!

Duncan: (Backs away slowly)

Adam (in goofy voice): I wonder what crazy and kooky challenge we'll do next?

E-Scope: Hey! I am crazy and kooky *does wierd dance*

Heather: Izzy!? We just voted you off!

E-Scope: No, you voted off Izzy. I am E-Scope!!!!

Ryan: Take E-scope away.

Guards: (Grabs E-scope and put her on a plane that will never return)

Dan: Doh!!!

Leshawna: What's up ya'll.

Geoff: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This is gonna be awesome!!!

Miley: Wow, Team TDI really stinks!

Noah: *almost throws 20 pound weight at miley's head but holds back* (talks to himself) just control yourself, Noah...

E-Scope: *sneaks up behind Ryan, bites his ear* BOOO!!!! Ha-ha! I am back again!

Ryan: Izzy, you still have Rihanna.

Day 3 Challenge
Ryan: Todays challenge is an obstacle course. First you climb up a tree grab a flag, then you swim across a lake, then find your way through a corn maze, and finally a straight run to the finish.

Leshawna: (Starts climbing up the tree)

Duncan: (Climbs up tree)

Dan: (Climbs up a tree but falls) DOH!!!!

Adam (in goofy voice... still): Can't we have any less physical challenges? I dunno, like eating Jell-O and taking a nap-o?

Heather: (starts climbing)

Dan: Come on Adam!!! (Starts climbing again)

Adam (in goofy voice): If you insist, Mista. *grabs onto the seat of Dan's pants to hitch a ride*

Noah:*starts to climb up but slides down* I hate physical activity. Why can't we all just read a book?

Ryan: You could read and make your team is going to lose.

Dan: (Falls and lands on Adam head) Squishy.

Duncan: (Grabs flag and slides down the tree)

Leshawna: (Keeps climbing)

Adam (In goofy voice, does it ever turn off?): I see I no likey physical exertion. Head hurty... *falls over*

Heather: *grabs flag and climbs down from top of tree* This is a piece of cake.

Noah: I know how you feel, Adam. *tries to climb again*

Leshawna: (Grabs flag and starts swimming)

Dan: (Starts climbing again)

Geoff: Got it! (grabs flag, jumps down tree and starts maze)

Duncan: (Enters maze) Which way is out?

Leshawna: (Keeps swimming)

Dan: (Finally grabs flag but falls down) Ouch!!! I mean DOH!!!

Geoff: (finishes swimming and crosses finish line) WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ryan: Finally Team TDI won a challenge.

Team Reality
Ryan: This is your first vote.

Dan: I vote for Ben Stiller.

Simon: Ben is no help.

Ben: Sorry guys I was filming Nigth at the Museum 2. I vote simon

Adam (in goofy voice): I votie for Ben.

Ryan: It looks like Ben Stiller is out.

Day 4 Chat
Ryan: Campers, you survived another day.

Leshawna: I'm in it to win.

Dan: Mmmmm... winning.

Duncan: Okay....

Adam (in goofy voice): What just happened?

Heather: You just voted off your biggest star. Remember?

Adam (in goofy voice): Oh that's right. You a nice lady.

Zac: Now I'm the biggest star here!

Miley: If you mean biggest ego, yeah!

(Zac and Miley get into a catfight)

Noah: Their getting hurt and I'm not even causing it! awesome!

Heather: If anyone can get hurt by those sissy slaps. Those delusional teeny boppers don't even realize that I'm the most famous person left, now.

Dan: I'm the most famous person here. DOH!!!

Duncan: I am so much more famous than you.

Dan: You want to go?

Duncan: Bring it on!!! (They get into a fight)

Dan: You puch like a girl.

Heather: Is that why you have a giant dent in your skull?

Dan: Yeah.

Sorrel: i saw heather put glue see *hands glue bottle* thanks cat eyes!

Ryan: Lets ask her. Hey Heather did you put glue on your surfboard.

Day 4 Challenge
Ryan: Todays challenge is a surfing contest. Best surfer wins!!!

Dan: (Gets on surfboard) Cowabunga dude.

Leshawna: (Rides the waves)

Duncan: (Grabs board)

Simon: (Grabs a Paula Abdul shaped surfboard) Let's hang 10, Paula!

Lindsay: (Falls off board.)

Zac:*surfs* I look so awesome!

Noah:*pushes Zac off surfboard*

Dan: (Does a flip) WOO-HOO

Duncan: (Lies down on board)

Leshawna: (Slips) Darn it!!

Heather: (glues feet to surf board while no one is looking) Wow, I'm a natural!

Adam: (Stands on head on surfboard)

Geoff: (stands perfectly on surfboard)

Sorrel: *stands perfectly on surfboard* after surfing lessons im amazing!

Dan: (Does a three sixty) I'm awesome!!!!

Ryan: The winner is Heather. She stood perfectly on her surfboard.

Ryan: Since Heather cheated second place goes to... Geoff!!

Team Reality Vote
Ryan: Time to vote someone off.

Dan: Rihanna.

Simon: Matt.

Matt: Simon (I don't like you...)

Rihanna: Matt

Ryan: Looks like Matt is gone.

Day 5 Chat
Ryan: Welcome to day 5.

Dan: WOO-HOO!!!

Leshawna: Hey ya'll.

E-Scope: Hey guys!!!!! *bites Rihanna*

Rihanna: OW!

Sorrel: *high fives izzy*

(conf.)Sorrel: it makes me wonder if me and Izzy are realted 'cause we both are crazy and all that

Duncan: Izzy, your out!!!

Lady Gaga" Hi!!!!!