Total Drama Island: Wiki Style

Welcome to Total Drama Island: Wiki Style, where 20 Wiki users will compete for the title of last camper standing and 100,000 (virtual) dollars! Who will win? Who will lose? And what Drama will go down in this Season of Total Drama! Find out below, and have fun in this awesome camp

 This camp is hosted by your amazing Mazda user, Zoomer

NOTE: If you any awesome challenge ideas, please post them on Zoomer's talk page, thank you! (Not all challenges will be chosen, but I know how creative you guys are ;P

Rules
I want to keep this short and sweet, so everyone can have fun in this camp :)


 * NO GODPLAYING. You will be givin one warning for this.
 * Be active. Please guys.
 * No complaining about eliminations.
 * Okay. This is a tricky subject, but you CAN quit. Seriously though, think about it before you do.
 * No voting for yourself.
 * My posts will be bolded.
 * Have fun, and be creative. There is no pressure in this camp. ;)

Sign-Ups
'''Please sign-up as yourself. If you can, a link to your user page would be nice. :)'''

1. Nduke

2. LF

3. Toad

4. Natedog14

5. Oatmeal-

6. EnTrey

7. Alfie

8.TDAddict

9. Jake R :3

10. TDISF

11. Zinc

12. Flame

13. SG

14. Reddy

15. Zoomer

16. Zannabanna

17. Ult

18. EBGR

19. Mr. E

20. Koops

Contestant History
Only Nduke can edit! The next person who edits this gets hit by a stale breadstick.

Elimination Table
ONLY REDDY CAN EDIT

Chat (1)
Chris: Speak here guys, while we await the others!

Nduke: Hola Chris! :P

Toad: Yo.

Nate: you people have weird names XD

Nduke: Said the guy who says "F*ck you and everyone" In everyone camp :|

Nate: just doing it for drama! *winks at chris* For Rateings.

'''Chris: Hmm, okay guys, keep it PG. K? So, are you guys excited for the season? '''

SG: Depends. On how annoying all the other peeps will be. :P *glares at annoying peeps (You know who you are)*

Flame: Hey!

TDAddict: I agree with SG. (Unintentional rhyming FTW)

Chris: So, check out your teams guys!

Alfie:Something.

SG: Nice. Got some friends there. :D

Chris: O_________O

Jake: This seems like a decent team

Zoomer: Ya! Let's go Gophers!

(Zanna: Izzy is my favorite character.....she's inspires me.....I'm going to be the Physco of the camp......I'm Physco in real life two. I might be the Eva of the camp two. In real life I give 'Tude. XD)

(Okay Zanna, but try not to godplay or get angry at people, okay? Its just a camp: And besides, have fun! This is meant to be an awesome camp)

(Zanna: Don't bring things from other camps into this...got it..ok (XD) I know *has fun*)

Mr. E: Hi.

'''Chris: Um, hi. So, I guess that's one person left, is it?'''

Ult: *Nods* "Correct, sir."

'''Chris: Well, I guess we have everyone! Its time for your first challenge!'''

Challenge (1)
'''Chris: *is at the top of the 1,000 ft cliff with all of the campers* Okay you guys! Today, your challenge is simple: To jump off of this cliff intot he small ring below! The team which has the most successful jumpers wins your first ever challenge, and the losing sends someone home! So get jumping!'''

Zoomer: O_O Wow, really? Well, here goes nothing. WAAAAHH!!!! *jumps off the cliff and dives into the ring*

Trey: This sucks. *jumps* Ahh!!!!!!!

Alfie:*jumps with epic shades on* 8)

Nate: *Jumps and lands in the middle of the ring*

Nduke: *jumps* FOR THE GOPHERS!

Ult: *Stares down into the abyss* "Heights...are not my forte." *Pauses*

TDAddict: *jumps and lands in the ring* Easy.

Jake: *jumps and lands on water* Phew. *air takes him to sand* WTF!?!? D:<

SG: *jumps* 8)

Oatmeal: *jumps and lands over sharks*

Reddy: *jumps* Reddy or nottttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *splashes into the small ring* Yes!

Ult: *Mutters* "This is going to be the death of me." *Closes his eyes and jumps off the cliff*

LF: Psh, this ain't scary at all! *Runs and jumps off the cliff and lands in the ring* Told ya.

Koops: *jumps and lands in the ring*

Ult: *Hits the edge of the ring, but slides in* "Pain...consuming my body..."

'''Chris: And so, even though it was a really close one, the Screaming Gophers WIN! Killer Bass, it's time for you guys to vote out a member of your team...'''

Killer Bass Vote (1)
Chris: Please tell us who you vote for, thanks guys.

Nate: i vote for toad.

Mr. E: I vote out Zanna, cuz I can 8D.

Reddy: I'll vote for Zanna. He stole my electronic kitten flamethrower.

Ult: *Ponders, and then winces from his injuries* "I suppose I'll vote for Toad."

Zanna: Toad

Chris: I guess well wait a little longer for a few more votes, but so far its 3-2 for Toad!

Flame: Don't wanna vote, but..........................................(dramatic music plays) Toad. Sorry :(

'''Chris: And it looks like Toad is the first voted out of Total Drama Island! *an intern brings Toad onto the Boat of Losers* Who will it be next week?'''

Chat (2)
'''Chris: Wow, I did not expect it Toad to leave this early. Well, there's always next season!'''

Zoomer: O_O Neither did I.... But we all gotta go sometime, right? Well, I guess somebody has to win though XD

Flame: I know, I didn't want to vote anyone off. :(

Zoomer: It's okay Flame. Toad's cool like that. :)

Nduke: WOOT! Final 19 8)

Ult: *Smiles slightly* "I actually survived the first elimination ceremony."

Zoomer: Yes Nduke! :D

Nduke: *Has nothing to better to do* I need a diet coke, nacho cheese doritos, stat! :P

'''Chris: Ya..... No. *yells at intern* I need a diet coke, nacho cheese doritos, stat! *intern brings snacks to him* >:D'''

Nduke: *takes snacks away* MINE! >:D *eats them* Yummy! :D

'''Chris: Rrrr.... You better not win, or I swear to-'''

Zoomer: Woah, guys calm yourselfs!

Chris: Meh.

Nduke: *to Chris* You smell like an old lady.. O_O xDD

Challenge (2)
'''Chris: Are you guys ready for your second challenge? Each team will choose 1 member to take a TD trivia quiz on chatango. KK? The team who has the most total points wins! So, choose your quizzers below: (Gophers, you obviously can't choose me 'cus I know the answers :P)'''

'''Chris: Meh, just nominate yourself under your team name. -w- Quizzes will stat immediatly. :P'''

Gopher Quizzers
Jake: I wanna be a quiz taker :D

SG: I'll do it. :)

Chris: Okay, SG can finish the Screaming Gopher's quiz because Jake had to leave.

Bass Quizzers
Ult: "I suppose I could try to net our team a win." *Looks to the others* "Any objections?"

'''Chris: Good job on your quiz, Ult. :)'''

Ult: *Nods at the host* "Thanks, Chris."

'Mr. E: *claps* Good job, even though I have no idea how you did. (:P)

'''Chris: And so, even though it was very, VERY, close again, just like last time................ The Screaming Gophers WIN! The Bass got an 80, while the Gophers a 95. But good job both teams! Bass, I'll see you at elimination this week. :('''

Killer Bass Vote (2)
'''Chris: Bass, go ahead and vote anyone off. Well, from your team of course. :P'''

Ult: "While it's my fault we lost, I'll vote for EBGR. My condolences."

Reddy: EBGR.

TDISF: EBGR

Flame: EBGR

Mr. E: EBGR (Sorry I'm late)

'''Chris: And that's enough votes for me! EBGR, you have been eliminated from TDI. *EBGR boards the Boat of Losers* Who will it be next week?'''

Chat (3)
Chris: Wow, things are getting interesting now!

Zoomer: I guess....

LF: Gophers all the way! :D

Trey: Go Gophers!

'''Chris: Ya, Bass... You guys kind of need to win a challenge....'''

Alfie:Bass fail. :P

Nduke: WOOT! Final 18! 8)

(sorry for not making it, had to do a science fair project i got second place for it)

Zinc: Ugh, we're failing!

Zinc: (CONF) With any luck, I can sabotage our team subtly so we lose more often, so we can boot people who never do anything. Or maybe I should try to help our team win!

Mr. E: I have a feeling we'll win this time. :D

SG: WINNING! :D

Zoomer: YA! *highfives SG*

SG: :D

Ult: *Sighs* "It's all my fault..."

Zoomer: Don't worry about it, Ult. We all have bad days. Maybe today will be your good day?

'''Chris: Your challenge will be tonight guys! And P.S. get ready to BRAWL!'''

Challenge (3)
'''Chris: Today, your challenge is simple. The classic game of Dodgeball. Everyone is going to be on the court at the same time for your respective teams. Shoot and dodge the balls and attempt to get everyone on the other team out. Whichever team does this, wins! And I will be the judge of if you are out or not, so NO fighting. Begin! *throws the balls onto the court*'''

Reddy: *grabs a dodge ball and hurls it at Jake* Hiya!

TDAddict: *grabs a ball and hurls it at Zinc*

Nduke: *grabs a ball and throws it at Zanna* Take that!

LF: *Grabs a ball and throws it at TDISF*

Nate: *while Nduke wasnt looking he threw a ball at him*

Nduke: *catches ball and throws it at MrE*

Nate:*gets another ball and throws it at LF*

TDAddict: *hurls another ball at Nate*

Reddy: *grabs a stray ball and also throws at LF*

LF: *Throws a ball at Flame*

Jake: *pushes LF out of the way and get hit* Aw man :(

Zinc, Jake, and Mr E are out :P

Alfan:*throws a ball at Ult*

Reddy: *grabs another ball8 Tjis time, you won't escape! *hurls another ball at LF*

TDAddict: *throws a ball at Reddy*

Nduke: *throws ball at Reddy*

Alfan:*throws a ball at Reddy*

Nate: *catches it and trows it at reddy*

Zoomer: *throws a ball at Reddy*

LF, Zanna, and Ult are out.

Reddy: *drops to the ground and all the balls go over his head* That was close.

Zoomer: *whips a ball at Reddy*

Flame: *whips ball at Zoom*

Reddy: *is hit* God, you'll pay... -_-

Nate: *whips a ball at Flame*

Zoomer: *gets hit* Aww man! Go Gophers!

'''Nate, Flame, and Zoomer are out. Nate, you've been hitting your teammates XD'''

Flame: -_-

Nate: oops XD (i didnt see the eilm. table)

Nduke: *throws at TDISF* YES :DDD WE WIN!! WE WIN!!!

'''Chris: Wow. That wasn't even that close. Well, the Gophers win, the Bass lose. Guys, vote someone out. And think about it before you do, :P'''

Killer Bass Vote (3)
Chris: Go ahead, my fishy friends.

Flame: Zanna

Reddy: Zanna

Mr. E: Zanna (Sorry, I had to do lawnwork today. :P)

Ult: "I suppose I'll just vote with the majority. Sorry, Zanna."

'''Chris: And Zanna is eliminated! Bye bye! *intern takes Zanna to the Boat of Losers* Wow, Bass, you guys gotta pick it up!'''

Chat (4)
'''Chris: Wow, really Bass? Gophers are pwning. O_O'''

Zoomer: Actually, I agree with you for once. O_O

LF: That's right, Gophers are here to win! :D

Reddy: *rolls eyes* You say that now. But in the end, a Bass will win!

Jake: You are one fishy team :P

Nate: Fudge You!

Nduke: Eh, what?

Nate: instead of saying the f word, i say that!

SG: ...What are you, five?

Nate: F*CK YOU, how about that?

Nduke: Classless.

Ult: *Sighs* "Already three members down...this doesn't bode well for us..." (Apologies for missing the challenge; I was at a baseball game.)

Mr. E: We really need a win. (CONF) Our team moral is seriously down, we need a win, something, anything! Just to raise our moral and start to gain momentum. Also, if we lose, I'm pretty sure Nate will go anyways. (I was doing lawn work today, so I was unable to get on the computer today.)

SG: @Nate: Now, that was just rude.

Xaflan(Alfan :P):*has a cool black coat on* The fool is merely sad about his impending elimination. Why trouble him so close to his overwhelming defeat?

SG: Because once he leaves, I can't trouble him. (:P)

Trey: Good point.

Reddy: *glares at Nate* Do you WANT to give them more determination?

Ult: *Looks at the Gophers* "It seems that they don't consider us a threat anymore. We'll use that overconfidence to our advantage today."

Challenge (4)
'''Chris: Today, you guys are going to be going to BONEY ISLAND! First, you must paddle there by canoe, and when you get to the island, race across it to the other side. But be careful, many dangers await you! First person to jump into the water on the other side WINS! And.... Go!'''

Zoomer: Let's go, Gopher! *races up to a canoe and jumps in*

Trey: Let's do this! *tries to jump into a canoe, but lands on his head* Ouch!

Nduke: Come on Gophers! *jumps in the canoe with Zoomer*

Ult: "Shall we head out, team?" *Walks calmly over to one of the canoes*

Reddy: I doubt any on them will be of any use, so let's just go. *gets in a canoe with Ult*

Zoomer: *paddles off with Nduke*

LF: Whatever, we're gonna win no matter what! *Runs to a canoe and gets in*

Ult: *Looks at their frozen teammates* "Right." *Steps in the canoe, and begins to maneuver the vessel away from the shore*

Reddy: *asfter he and Ult are out of ear shot and he is paddling* I say we vote off Nate next, agreed?

SG: *jumps into canoe*

Nduke: *paddles* GO GOPHERS, GOOOO!! :D

Zoomer: *laughs* Wow, Nduke... :D

Ult: *Shrugs* "I suppose one's as good as any other at this point..."

Reddy: *arrives at Boney Island with Ult* Looks like we're first. *hops out and runs into the jungle* It seems to easy right now...

Ult: *Nods in assent* "Not a good sign..."

Reddy: *walking along* I’ve got a bad feeling- *is suddenly surrounded by Wooly Beavers* About this… *screams and runs away, being chased by the beavers*

Zoomer: *arrives with Nduke* Phew, we-


 * Wooly beavers jump out of the forest, looking hungry*

Zoomer: AAAAAH!!!! *runs through the jungle screaming*

Ult: "I was never one for physical exertion." *Waves Reddy away and lures the Beavers away from his teammate* "Go on without me!"

Nduke: AHH! *runs behind Zoomer*

Reddy: 8runs through jungle* how long is this damn jungle?!

Reddy: *reaches shore and dives into the water* Yes!

Zoomer: Darn! Well, I guess its good for them to win at least once....

Chris: And the Killer Bass WIN for once!

Screaming Gophers Vote (1)
'''Chris: Go ahead and vote anyone out. P.S, EnTrey was banned, so its a double elim :P'''

SG: Koops.

Zoomer: Sorry man, but it has to be Koops.

TDAddict: Koops.

Nduke: Well, It's gotta be Koops. D:

LF: I vote Koops.

'''Chris: And Koops is the fifth one outta here! *Koops boards the Boat of Losers with an unconcious EnTrey beside him* O_O You did not see that... Anyways, tune in next time!'''

Chat (5)
'''Chris: How many of you suckers left? Oh ya: 15. Well, have fun, anyways. XD'''

Z﻿oomer: O_O Have fun? Are you kidding me? We were nearly eatin last time by Wooly Beavers! :@

LF: Meh, it can only get better, right?

Ult: *Winces as he touches the injuries he sustained from the Wooly Beavers* "So painful...victory hurts me..."

Nduke: Final 15, episode 5 8)

TDISF: yay! We won!

'''Chris: P.S. EnTrey is back in the game. Looks like he wasn't banned afterall O_O'''

Mr. E: *to Ult* That looks kinda... bad.

Ult: *Winces again* "You could say that."

Challenge (5)
'''Chris: Today, we are going deer hunting! Some of you will be deer, the others hunters. A group of people will be given a section, where there will deer and hunters. If you are a deer, run for it! If your a hunter, GET HUNTING. With paintball guns, of course. :P Whichever team shoots the most of the other team, wins!'''

 Gopher Hunters: Alfan, LF, Addict, Nduke Gopher Deer: Jake, SG, Oats, Zoomer, EnTrey

 Bass Hunters: TDISF, Reddy, Zinc, Flame Bass Deer: Ult, Mr E, Nate

Gopher's out: Zoomer, Bass' out: Ult, Flame, Mr E

Area 1
Contains all Gopher Hunters and all Bass Deer

Mr. E: *is hiding behind a tree*

Ult: "I must away." *Limps painfully away, and decides to hide in a clump of bushes nearby*

LF: Let's do this, Gophers! *Begins quietly walking around the woods*

'''*Loudspeaker*: Hurry up and shoot someone already! *snickers* We don't have all day you know. Now bag a Bambi!'''

Ult: "This doesn't seem the most secure place..." *Leaves his hiding place and tries to find a new spot deeper in the woods*

LF: *Hears some leaves crack and follows the noise* Can we just get this over with?

Ult: *Mutters* "Curse these trees..." *Continues on his way, but keeps noticing that someone appears to be following him*

Ult: *Finally has to stop and rest against a tree, but decides to crawl into another set of bushes for cover*

LF: *Walks up and notices the bushes move* Got you! *Shoots blindly into the bushes*

Ult: *Manages to crawl out of the bushes, covered in paint* "I...yield..."

LF: *Stops shooting and smiles at Ult* Sorry dude, but that's the game!

*Loudspeaker*: And Ult is the first Bass out, courtesy of LF!

Ult: *Somehow he can't return the smile, and begins limping back to camp with new welts and bruises*

Mr. E: *Tries to sneak away*

Nduke: *fires at MrE* Man, my aim was WAYYYYYYYYY off. xD

Mr. E: *Misses the shot, and runs away*

Nduke: *runs fast and shoots MrE* TAKE DAT...

*Loudspeaker*: I guess Mr E is out too, then.

Nduke: *chases Nate and shoots him in the back* YAYY :D

'''*Loudspeaker*: And the Gophers WIN! AGAIN! Bass, time to vote!'''

Area 2
Contains all Bass Hunters and all Gopher Deer

Zoomer: AAAH! *runs off into the woods*

SG: *hides out in a tree*

'''*Loudspeaker*: Hurry up and shoot someone already! *snickers* We don't have all day you know. Now bag a Bambi!'''

Zoomer: *sneaks out from a behind a bush, but then sees TDISF* Eeek! *darts back into the woods*

Flame: *walks around to find a Gopher Deer and finds Zoom running* Aha! *chases him*

Zoomer: WAAAAAAAH! *runs off into the brush and hides behind Jakey*

Flame: *Sees Jake, aim and misses and hits Zoom* :P

Zoomer: Aww man! RUN JAKE RUN! *Jake runs off*

*Loudspeaker*: And Zoomer is the next out of the challenge!

Flame: Ugh! *chases after Jake*

TDISF: >:D *attempts to shoot Jake*

Reddt: *spots SG in his tree and fires at him*

Flame: *in SG's tree, attempts to aim at him, and gets hit by Reddy's paintbal*

'''*Loudspeaker*: ...... And Flame is also out! Even though he's a hunter...'''

Flame: Ah man! *cheers for TDISF and Reddy*

'''*Loudspeaker*: And the Gophers WIN! AGAIN! Bass, time to vote!'''

Killer Bass Vote (4)
'''Chris: Vote, Super Bass. Aka, My fishy friends.'''

Reddy: I vote for Flame; you lost us the challenge! How can you be chasing Jake and in SG's tree at the SAME time? <_<

TDISF: Flame... :|

Ult: "As per our agreement, I'll vote for Nate."

Mr. E: *votes for Flame* You lost the challenge, and you got out when you were a hunter.

'''Chris: O_O And Flame is out............................... *Flame boards the Boat of Losers* Sorry, man.'''

Chat (6)
'''Chris: Final..... 15! At least I think. :P'''

Zoomer: Wow! Episode 6 already, and weve only had one elim! Gophers rule! :D

Reddy: *glares at the gophers*

Ult: *Pulls Reddy aside* "It's strange that Nate wasn't the one to go last ceremony..."

Mr. E: *walks over to Ult and Reddy* Hi, uh, I need an alliance, I feel like I'm the next to go.

Reddy: *nods to Ult* Yeah, sorry. I was just a little ticked at Flame. (Starting this afternoon, I'll be inactive for 6 straight days, jtlyk.)

TDAddict: Gophers pwn.

SG: This is getting really easy...

LF: Too easy...

(couldnt be on becuase of a trip to Sydney) Nate: Hey, Bass! *Rolls eyes at Ult and Reddy* i knew you were going to say that

SG: Dude, no one likes you. Don't try to act all superior.

Ult: *Looks at Nate* "If we manage to pull off a win, you'll have nothing to worry about." *Winces and walks away slowly, as he still hasn't fully recovered*

(Just so you guys know, Reddy won't be around for a couple of days... But he's told me who he votes for incase the Bass lose again :P)

'''Chris: Challenge tonight! So get ready to be the best of the best!'''

Zoomer: Sure, Chris. Whatever you say. :P

Ult: *nods* (Unless we have the challenge in the next hour, I won't be able to participate. I'm horrendously busy tonight.)

Challenge (6)
'''Chris: Okay you guys, today we are doing the extreme sports CHALLENGE! There will be three parts, with a volunteer for each. Kapeesh? Now I need one Bass and one Gopher please.'''

TDISF: I'll go...

Nate: i will too

TDAddict: I'll be going for the Gophers.

'''Chris: Awesome. P.S. Nate, Herman = TDISF, so you can go in the next challenge for the Bass...'''

'''Chris: *takes TDISF and Addict up in a rusty old plane and hands them sky-diving gear* Your first challenge is to jump out of this plane at 5,000 feet and land safely on the ground. First one to land wins the first point... And you can fight on the way down if you want :P Just GO! *pushes them out of the plane*'''

TDAddict: *is falling fast*

TDISF: *is falling really fast* D: I'm not afraid...

TDAddict: *is a little over half-way done with the fall*

TDISF: *catches up with Addict and kicks him* Hmmm >:)

TDAddict: OH NO YOU DI'NT! :@ *gets back to TDISF and punches him in the stomach 'cause he's too nice to hit him anywhere else, then continues falling*

TDISF: *luckily manages to land safely* Woo...

TDAddict: *hits the ground hard* Ouch....

'''Chris: And its 1-0 for the Bass! Nate is going next versus....... Who?'''

Ult: *Claps for TDISF's landing* "I'll take the third challenge for the Bass, I suppose."

SG: I volunteer for the Gophers! :D

Nate: lets get it on, Fool!

'''Chris: Okay then, your challenge is to knock eachother of off these 20 foot high platforms, *gets SG and Nate to climb to the tops of theirs* using these, *throws them plastic swords* Last one to stay standing on their platform wins! So FIGHT! :D'''

Nate: *stabs SG in the Face*

SG: *attempts to knock Nate's sword away*

SG: *stabs Nate in the chest*

Chris: :@ C'MON YOU WIMPS!

Nate: *puts the sword to his foot and kicks him off the platform*

SG: *hangs onto side, flips back up, and kicks Nate in the privates*

Nate: *stays on the platform* you hit my leg, and you are supossed to use the sword, CHEATER! * puts the sword to his feet and kicks him off*

SG: *stays on* *stabs Nate's crotch with the sword* HOW'S THAT?

Nate: hit my leg again *does the same to him*

(Okay, I have to step in now. Nate, he hit you in the crotch. Its not the end of the world if you fall, the teams will just be tied. SG, remember to use your sword :P)

Nate: * Is on the edge and falls off, but holds on the the edge and gets back up*

SG: *jabs his sword violently into Nate's eye* *knocks him off*

Nate: *falls to the ground*

(Thank you Nate. That was very un-godplaying of you :D)

'''Chris: Wow, and it's a tie! Up next for the tie-breaker is Ult and.... Who wants to go for the win?'''

Trey: Let me do it! I need to redeem myself.

(anything for the host with the most! :D)

'''Chris: *puts Ult and Trey onto water skiis and attaches them to the same boat, which he starts driving* Now, I'm going to throw random objects at you two, and you have to dodge them. Last one standing on their water skiis wins for their team!'''

Ult: "Bad childhood memories...resurfacing..." *Shudders*

Trey: Let's do this!

'''Chris: AWESOME! :D *throws a cat at Ult and a dog at Trey*'''

Ult: *Somehow manages to barely avoid the flying animal*

Trey: *gets hit in face but stays on*

'''Chris: Okay..... *throws a wooden crate at Ult and a T.V. at Trey* DIE! Hahahahaha!'''

Trey: *jumps over TV* Phew.

Ult: *Can't avoid the crate and is hit directly, going down immediately*

Zoomer: Oh! That's gotta hurt!

'''Chris: O_O Wow, I did not expect that... But the Gophers WIN! Again! Wow, Bass you have to vote someone off.... I'm getting used to saying that. XD'''

Killer Bass Vote (5)
'''Chris: FISHY FRIENDS. Yes, that is your name. :P Vote plez.'''

Reddy: Nate (He has told me who he wanted to vote for before he left, BTW)

Ult: "I've put a target on my back today. The only logical choice is Nate."

Nate: I vote for ult for losing the challange

TDISF: I vote for Nate. :|

Mr. E: Nate, for obvious reasons.

'''Chris: And Nate is out! *intern brings Nate to the Boat of Losers* Find out who it will be next time on TDI! :D'''

Nate: *is struggleing* NO! I DEMAND I RETURN! NOOO! *Jumps off the boat and swims to the woods*

Nduke: *catches Nate, ties him up, and throws him unto the boat of losers* BAI!

Nate: NOOOOOOOO! **Trys to break free*

Chris: O_O *intern knocks Nate out with his shoe and drags him onto the Boat of Losers and drives away* You guys did not see that...

Chat (7)
Chris: O_O This place is just so messed up now.

Zoomer: Not the Gophers! Woot! 9-5! ;D

LF: Gophers rule! :D

'''Chris: Hmm, well I guess that is a little unfair, eh? Then, the Bass get a debuter. RIGHT NOW! :D Killer Bass, please welcome your newest member, AJ! *AJ steps off the Boat of Losers*'''

Zoomer: Welcome AJ!

AJ: Hey everybody!

Ult: *Touches his bruised and battered face gingerly* "Good news everyone, I think the swelling from last challenge is finally starting to recede."

SG: :O Well... we're still up by three...

Xaflan(As I call myself now :P):It changes little, to be honest.

Trey: Yeah, we still have this in the bag.

Xaflan:You proved yourself in the last challenge I must say, Trey.(CONF) I must become more of an asset to my team.

Challenge (7)
'''Chris: Today, your challenge is to cook me up a three course meal! Plan it and make it however you want, *(a theme would be nice) And the best meal wins! You will get about, hmm, 30 minutes to make it or so....... So get cooking, my Furry and Fishy friends!'''

Zoomer: What theme do you guys think we should do?

SG: Chinese?

TDISF: I suggest a French course :P

Zoomer: Sure, SG. All other *looks at TDISF* Gophers agree?

Nduke: Okay... O_O

LF: Sure!

Zoomer: Let's get cooking then! Why are you all so mopey? Do you want to beat the Bass? No offense, Bass... Anyways, I say we do spring rolls for the appetizer, fried rice with chicken, and then a fruit platter fo dessert! :D

LF: Sounds great!

Zoomer: Well then, lets get started! I'll get the vegetables for the spring rolls, LF why don't you get the other ingredients for them? Nduke and SG, you make the fried rice and chicken. Everyone else, work on the fruits. P

Nduke: *begins pouring ingredients* Come on SG!

SG: *helpd Nduke pour ingredients*

Trey: *works on fruits*

TDAddict: *also works on fruits*

Ult: *Looks to the Bass* "Anyone experienced working with foods of various types?"

Ult: *Begins to get out pots and pans, but stops* "Why bother? The Bass will simply be sunk again. I know who I'll be voting for..." *Glances at Zinc for a moment*

AJ: No, we gotta try to win!!

Ult: "You just got here; you haven't been on the Killer Bass very long. Let me fill you in: it's hopeless."

Jake: *helps his fellow gophers* Lets go team! :D

Ult: *Waves his hand in front of Zinc's face to no response* "This one hasn't moved a muscle all contest."

AJ: You still gotta try! The bass won this challenge in the actual contest, so lets do an italian theme just like them. Ult, you think you can handle making the anti-pasto? I will work on the pasta and the pasta sauce, anyone else here wanna help out? *begins cooking*

Ult: *Sighs* "I'll get the olive oil..." *Begins looking in numerous cabinets*

Ult: *Withdraws his hand from a particularly dirty cabinet, and is clutching a small bottle* "Got it." *Looks around* "I don't think we have the traditional ingredients just laying about..." *Sighs* "I suppose I'll just have to improvise."

TDISF: AJ is right! :D Let's try! *helps cooking the sauce*

Ult: *Begins gathering up various cheeses from various cabinets of varying cleanliness, but then sits down for a bit* "I think I'm going to be sick...some of those cabinets were probably never opened..." *Shudders, and hastily exits the kitchen for a moment*

Ult: *Enters again, looking much more in control, and glances around* "Though this really isn't proper, I know where to find some of the ingredients." *Heads over to the freezer, and begins to look inside*

Xaflan:*Helps his fellow Gophers alongside Jake*

Ult: *Pulls out a pizza, and carefully examines it, then smiles* "Perfect." *Quickly pulls off the peppers, anchovies, and pepperoni off of the pizza, and heads back to his work station carrying the newfound ingredients for the antipasto, where the cheese is waiting*

TDISF: *looks around for something to make an entree* >.< (Xaflan? :| Now you will be called Xaflie <_< xD)

Ult: *Sighs, and then looks around* "Where am I going to find some meat?" *By chance, glances an area called the Meat Locker, and raises an eyebrow* "That's oddly convenient..." *Heads over to it, not wanting to waste any time*

Ult: *Glances inside, but it's very dark inside the frozen locker, so he has to step in to examine something, and the door shuts behind him, trapping him inside* "That's not good. That's not good at all..."

TDISF: Umm.. *sees what happened to Ult* Ult! *runs to the Meat Locker and tries to open the door, but it's too heavy* Ugh!

Ult: *Tries in vain to push the door open and shivers* "I h-hate the c-c-cold..." *Grabs some meat off of a hook that he brushes against* "I've g-g-got some m-mystery m-m-meat, t-though."

SG: *helps with chicken*

Mr. E: Is someone trapped in there? *To TDISF*

AJ: Well Ult is in the freezer, but we gotta continue. TDISF, you work on getting Ult free, MrE, you work on the desert, keep the italian theme. *continues cooking the pasta*

Mr. E: An Italian ''dessert? ''Is there a such thing?

AJ: Gelato!

Ult: *Pounds on the door weakly, shivering worse than ever* "I'm s-still in the l-l-l-locker..."

Xaflan:*helps his team with the fruit*

AJ: *finishes up the pasta and tastes it* Mmm thats good! *goes and opens the meat freezer* You were pressing it the wrong way TDISF

SG: *cooks chicken*

Ult: *Bursts out of the meat locker* "Oh, blessed warmth..." *Brings the mystery meat over to the rest of the ingredients, pours salt on the mystery meat, shrugs, and then tosses the lot of the ingredients into the oven, huddling next to its warmth and shivering, while occasionally glancing over in terror at the meat locker*

Trey: *Is cutting fruit, accidentally cuts off finger* Ow! Medic!

Xaflan:*bandages Trey* That looks bad.

Mr. E: *gives Ult a heat-pack and a blanket* Here you go.

TDISF: So... What's the entree?

SG: *prepares rice*

Trey: Thanks Xalfan.

Xaflan:Our team has to stick together.*cuts the fruit for Trey*

Trey: Nah man. I can do this. *trys to cut fruit, cuts off another finger* Maybe not!

Xaflan:*finishes cutting the fruit, bandages Trey up, and helps him sit down* Stay safe. Please.

Ult: *Nods at Mr. E, and gratefully accepts the gifts* "Thanks, t-teammate. P-perhaps w-we aren't as f-f-far gone as I t-t-thought...

AJ: Ok lets finish up! We have the anti-pasto, and the pasta with sauce, we just need the gelato!!

Mr.E: I'm almost finished with it! *is stirring stuff*

Ult: *Sniffs the air* "I smell something burning..." *After a few moments, his eyes widen and he checks the antipasto, which is now a mess of fire and smoke and charred bits of stuff, and so he hurriedly dons an oven mitt and takes out the charred mass*

Ult: *Snuffs the fire out quickly and inspects the damage* "It's...almost...salvageable."

Ult: *Turns to his teammates* "We might have a bit of a problem with our antipasto. *Glances around at each individual teammate* "No response? Nothing? You fully expected this to happen?" *Sneezes suddenly, which sends the burnt antipasto to the floor* "...Great."

Zoomer: O_O Uh oh, Bass are in trouble... Well anyways, the Gophers are done. *smiles*

'''Chris: *walks in and sees the antipasto on the ground* Well, I guess I'll try the Gopher's food first. Spring Rolls, 7/10, Fried Rice 8/10, Fruit Platter 6/10. Total = 21/30... Not bad. *looks sadly at the Bass* I guess I'll try whatever is left of the Bass's food. Pasta, 8/10, Dessert 6/10. Antipasto.... O_O 0/10. Gophers WIN! Big surprise... Bass, time to vote off a member. <~<'''

Killer Bass Vote (6)
'''Chris: Please vote off a fishy friend, Bass. Oh, Trey and Ult have seen a medic, by the way. Feel better. :P'''

Reddy: Mr E.

TDISF: Zinc :|

Ult: *Sneezes* "There's not much a medic can do for a cold." *He glances around uncomfortably* "My days here are numbered, it seems. I think I can survive at least this ceremony. I'm voting for Zinc, obviously; I'll let the pieces fall where they may." *Sneezes again*

AJ: I tried my best, Zinc, sorry gotta get rid of the people who arent helpful, i vote Zinc

Mr. E: Zinc has been consistantly unhelpful, I vote for him.

'''Chris: And Zinc is gone! *Zinc boards the Boat of Losers* Wow, things are getting intense! Well, for the Bass they are. :P'''

Chat (8)
'''Chris: Bass... I don't even know what to say. Gophers, wow. Congrats. :D'''

Zoomer: Huh, thanks Chris. :P

Ult: *Sneezes violently* "Curse this cold..."

Oatmeal: -cough- Huh? Bless you.

Ult: *Looks at the four other remaining Killer Bass* "Who's leaving next, I wonder..." *Sneezes once more*

Xaflan:Ult, do not worry. The Bass cannot lose forever.(happy moment) At least, not when they're all gone.(ruined xD)

Trey: Yeah! Go Gophers!

SG: This is getting easy... :D

Ult: "I would cheer for the Bass...but there's nothing to cheer about." *Sneezes* "And I can't complete a sentence without sneezing, it seems."

Trey: You just did.

Ult: *Glares at Trey*

Trey: What? Just callin' em as I sees em.

Ult: "I don't have time for this." *Sneezes violently again, groans, and stalks away*

Zoomer: Woah, it's okay guys. Don't fight. He has a cold....

AJ: I think we still have a chance!

Mr. E: What's the point anymore, I'm gonna be the next eliminated if we lose. *sighs*

TDAddict: This is getting too easy, I actually want you Bass to pull off a win. >~>

Xaflan:Perhaps they will...If we let our guard down.

SG: Why? To get rid of a coattail?

Reddy: *blinks* Woah.... Uh... well, this is awkward... I must have been bitten and passed out for a few days... (I'm back... sorry, I missed a few days because of camp... :/)

Trey: You guys aren't suggesting throwing a challenge. Haven't you heard of the challenge throwing curse?

Zoomer: O_O The what? .... Anyways guys, we shouldn't throw a challenge just to help the other team out. I mean, we are against them. And it will be the merge soon anyways, or at least I think... :P

'''Chris: Hey! Do not speak of the merge at this time. :|'''

Challenge (8)
'''Chris: Okay, so for this challenge, we will be testing the trust you have in your team mates. Like last time, there will be three parts. And for the first part, I need two volunteers from each team. But this time..... You don't get to volunteer! I choose..... For the Gophers, I choose LF and SG. For the Bass, Reddy and TDISF.'''

'''Chris: For your challenge, one of you must prepare this dangerous sushi dish, using the tiny, tiny part of the Fugu blowfish that is NOT poisonous. If your partner survives, you win the point. ^-^ So get cooking... *hands them a knife and a fish*'''

TDISF: Should I cook?

SG: Urm... should I cook? :o

SG: Ok... *slices fish open and begins sifting through organs*

SG: *cuts poison out slowly and carefully*

LF: Oh, I hope you know what you're doing!

Reddy: *looks at fish* Yeah, I'm a horrible cook.

Ult: *Sneezes, and half-heartedly raises a fist* "Woo."

Mr. E: *sighs* We're doomed...

Reddy: *sees Gophers' dish* Nevermind, I'll cook. *begins to delicately cut the fish*

SG: *begins digging the (what might be) the nonpoisonous part and begins chopping it up*

Trey: I'm so glad to not be part of this challenge.

SG: *chops the nonpoisonous parts into sushi and puts in seaweed and rice* ...Urm, try it, LF.

Reddy: *finishes cutting out the poisonous parts and throws them out. He saves a tiny bit and nonchalantly tosses it into the gophers' fish while he begins to prepare the nonpoisonous parts*

LF: *Takes the sushie and takes a bite* .... Nothing so far...

Reddy: *finishes preparing the Bass' dish and serves it to TDISF* Bone appetite. ;)

LF: O.o *Begins spazzing and choking* The posion... *Gasps* You! ARGH! *Falls on the floor*

Reddy: Woah... *glances to TDISF in mock worry* (CONF) So I poisoned the Gophers' dish, big whoop. I think everyone's come to a consensus that the Bass have to cheat to win. *laughs*

LF: *Continues spazzing* Someone.... Help!

SG: :o *glares at Reddy* :@ *stares back at LF* I WAS NEVER HERE! *runs out*

Nduke: LF! NOO! *rushes to her side*

LF: *Spazzes* Get... Me... To... The... Infirmary!

Trey: *trys to call 911 on banana* Dang! No bars!

Nduke: *carries LF to the infirmary* *pants* Have you been eating Chef's food?

LF: *Spazzes and slaps Nduke* Shut it and leave me here!

Nduke: *drops LF* Whatever, we've got a challenge to win. *smiles*

Reddy: *grins* (CONF) This is working perfectly. I've sparked a conflict in the Gophers' team. Now it's only a matter of time before they crash and burn... *quietly, evilly laughs*

SG: (CONF) Oh, the Bass are only making themselves look more pathetic... But let's not get too cocky. *takes out knife* ;)

Nduke: *Looks around for Chris and Chef* Where did they go? O_o

Reddy: *runs into infirmary, sees LF and cringes* Woah, that's... really bad. *glances to Nduke* You think she'll be okay? (CONF) Throwing off suspicioun... I love this plan.

Nduke: Yeah... even though I think a Killer Bass member did it... (CONF) I think it was him.

LF: *Continues spazzing* STOP TALKING AND GET HELP!

Nduke: What do you want me to do? I've been waiting here with you for 10 minutes!

LF: *Spazzes* GO WIN THE NEXT PART OF THE CHALLENGE THEN!

Reddy: I won't be of much use, so I'll just go back to the challenge hope everything turns out alright. *walks away with an evil smirk*

Nduke: FIne. *clenches fist* Hey Reddy, wait up!

Reddy: *stops and turns to see Nduke* Hmm?

Nduke: BEAR!! *points to bear*

Reddy: *rolls eyes* You think I'd fall for such a pity excuse to look away? *turns back around and walks to the challenge*

Nduke: *thumps Reddy* Boob.

'''Chris: O_O ............ Killer Bass get a point, and hopefully LF survives the night... *Chef comes in dressed as a nurse with a needle* Okay then....... Next challenge, for the Gophers: Nduke and Trey. Bass: Mr E and Ult.'''

'''Chris: Your challenge, one of you will have to jump off this 1,000 foot high cliff, where your partner will hopefully get you to land on their trampoline below. Team who's member survives.... You get the point. :P'''

Mr. E: Well, Ult, do you want to dive, or, do you want to move the trampoline?

Ult: *Sneezes* "I'll jump, even though I've a fear of heights. Curse my sneezing..."

Mr. E: *to Ult* Okay... *mutters to himself* good, I hate hights.

Trey: I'll jump, Nduke!

Ult: *Looking down from the great height* "Is is too late to back out-" *Sneezes violently (surprise, surprise), and the momentum sends him forward off the cliff*

Nduke: Lets go EnTrey!

Mr. E: *is pushing trampoline*

Ult: *Falling bitterly, if such a thing were possible* "My sneezing's killed me..."

Nduke: *is pushing trampoline* JUMP ENTREY!

Trey: `jumps` (sorry, I had to go to lacrosse practice)

Nduke: *pushes trampoline towards EnTrey* GOGOGO!

Trey `lands on trampoline, bounces up and lands on Nduke` Yay.

Ult: *Smashes into the ground, completely missing the trampoline* "Bones shattering...medical attention...needed..." *Sneezes, adding insult to injury*

Trey: `looks at Ult and cringes` Ouch.

Mr. E: *was half a foot away from Ult* Ult, I was a foot away from you, how could you possibly miss it?

Ult: "Ask...the...air currents..." *Groans in extreme agony*

Nduke: We did it, yay :D

TDAddict: *looks over at Ult* Ult... you okay? o.o

Ult: "...No."

Xaflan:Okay......

'''Chris: ......... And the Gophers get that point! Are you ready fro the FINAL part of today's challenge? Gophers: Alfan and Oatmeal, Bass: AJ and... Reddy again.'''

'''Chris: All your challenge is is for one of you to ride on a water ski while your partner drives it down a river! Seems simple, right? Well, the river is full of rocks, and rapids, and man-eating fresh-water Canadian river crocodiles, so.... Ya. First one to fall off looses it for their team, so just GO! *shoves them towards the boats and skiis, already in the river*'''

Ult: *Still lying where he hit the ground* "Chris...could I go to the infirmary now, for the love of God?"

Mr. E: *starts dragging ult by his feet to the infirmary* Don't worry buddy, you're almost there...

'''Chris: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? Becuase both teams didn't finish the challenge, both teams are going to elimination. So just vote someone out already! *frowns* I'm in a bad mood because somebody forgot I lie decaf....'''

Killer Bass Vote (7)
Chris: Vote, meh fishy friends.

Mr. E: I vote out Ult, as he has lost us quite a few challenges, and he is pretty beaten up, so he won't be of much use in future challenges.

Ult: *Winces, still in terrible pain and sitting in a temporary wheelchair* "It's Mr. E's fault I'm in this position in the first place..."

TDISF: I vote MrE.

AJ: Sorry, but i think Ult has ultimately been more helpful. I vote MrE

Reddy: MrE...

'''Chris: MrE, just leave. :| Jks... :P *MrE boards the Boat of Losers*'''

Screaming Gophers Vote (2)
'''Chris: Ha. I love how this is only the second time you have had to vote. :P '''

SG: I vote Trey. :|

Zoomer: Sorry, but Trey. I have my allies.

Nduke: Sorry Trey, but everyone else I'm close with, :|

Jake: (CONF) Sorry Trey.

LF: *Stumbles in and spazzes* I was told I have to vote... *Spazzes* I vote... *Spazzes* Trey.

Trey: I don't know why I'm being voted out, but I am. And I'll take it like a champ. I vote Zoomer. ):

'''Chris: Trey, please, go. :| Jks.... :P *Trey boards the Boat of Losers with MrE*'''

Chat (9)
'''Chris: How many of you losers are left? .... Oh ya, 12. :P I don't seem to really care anymore.'''

Zoomer: Well, fine then, don't care. :| I wonder why Trey voted for me, I was always nice to him? Ah well. S'okay. :)

Nduke: (CONF) *files nails* 9 down, 11 to go. :P

Zoomer: O_O

Ult: *Scans the other team while leaning against a railing for support* "I'm surprised to see EnTrey gone; I considered him a worthy adversary..." *Shrugs*

Xaflan:*hears Ult, shrugs* I honestly was surprised myself.

Nduke: Final 12! =D

Challenge (9)
'''Chris: Well you guys, its time for the eating challenge! :D That's right! I'll choose 1 person from each team per round, and the first to eat the food gets a point. Oh, and best of five wins. Got it? Good.'''

'''Chris: First pair: LF and Reddy. All you have to eat is the leftovers of SG's fugu blowfish... delect. Bon Appétit.'''

Reddy: Didn't throwmuch poison in it. *shrugs and throws some fish in his mouth*

LF: O.o I've had bad experience with this stuff... but I want to win. *Begins eating the fish*

Reddy: *finishes his plate* Delicious. ;) (conf) That was... so gross...

LF: *Takes another bite and passes out*

'''Chris: O_O *escorts them to the infirmary* Bass, one point. Next we have TDISF and Oats, eating grasshopper, jellyfish, toenail pizza. Dig in. First one to eat a slice wins ta point.'''

TDISF: o_o *takes a bite of a pizza slice* Ewwww.... I gotta do this :| *eats his first slice* :s

Shawn: Meh, heheh. Ewwww. o_o -poked it, and picked up the jellyfish slice,- Here goes nothing, -stuck it down into his mouth- Like it TDISF? The jellyfish will crawl back up your throat ;)

TDISF: o_o *swallows the pizza slice and grabs the next one* This will be hard -w- *starts eating it*

'''Chris: *cringes* Bass, two points. Next, SG and Ult. First one to eat this stew of sweaty socks, congealed mustard, and..... well, human droppings... wins ta point. And if the Bass get one more point they win! Cus its the best of five... <.<'''

SG: <.< *closes eyes and eats stew slowly* Ew...

Ult: *Looks about ready to faint* "This has to be illegal..." *Shakily holds a spoonful up to his mouth and eats it quickly, then retches*

Ult: *Takes a shuddering breath, overcomes his urge to vomit, and then eats another spoonful*

SG: Most of the taste comes from smell.. *holds breath and forcefully eats more*

Ult: *Plugs his nose, and grimaces* "I...have...to...do...this..." *Eats another spoonful, and shudders dangerously, but plugging his nose seems to have helped very slightly*

SG: *continues to hold breath and eats another spoonful*

SG: *gulps down more, forcefully*

'''Chris: *adds soda to the stew* Your favourite, SG. >:D'''

Ult: *Looks at the stew for a few moments, and then faints, unable to battle the horrendous concoction anymore*

SG: :o :D *eats last spoonful before violently throwing up and fainting*

'''Chris: *sends them to the infirmary* Bass, two Gopher, one. Next, down 5 of these cockroach shots, Alfan and AJ.'''

AJ: Ha....thats funny. *drinks one* O.O

Xaflan:Ew...kay?*drinks one* *nearly pukes*

Xaflan:*drinks another* Ewwwwww......

Xaflan:*drinks two more* For the team.... D:

Xaflan:No matter what, I demand tacos for dinner!*drinks the last one, passes out*

'''Chris: *snickers* Well, time for the tiebreaker. *escorts Xaflan away, and brings LF back from the infirmary* Time to eat some yummy..... Ugh..... Half digested owl pellets. With the mice parts still inside* Eat 3 and your team wins. Go. *gags*'''

LF: *Grabs the first pellet and begins eating it* O.o EWWWWW.

LF: *Finishes chewing the first pellet and swallows* So... gross... *Picks up the second pellet and begins eating it*

Reddy: ...Uh *turns to chris* I'm allergic to... everything in this.

'''Chris: So... You forfiet the challenge?'''

Reddy: *gulps ands shoves one in his mouth*

Reddy: *wquickly eats aNOTHER, TRYING NOT TO BARF*

LF: *Finishes her second one and begins eating the third one*

Reddy: *begins eating the third*

LF: *Continues chewing the third one and gags* Ugh, can't... take... much... more...

Reddy: *eye widen and he can't take it anymore. He barfs all over LF*

LF: *Swallows her last pellet* O.o Can I go take a shower now? *Gags*

Chris: *barfs*

Killer Bass Vote (8)
'''Chris: Go nuts, my fishy friends. But one only, plez. :P But why would you vote out 2? O_O'''

Reddy: I vote off AJ... Sorry dude, but I don't have many options and the rest of us have been here the whole time.

TDISF: I guess AJ

Ult: *Looks largely recovered from his battle with the "stew"* "My apologies, AJ, for being the deciding vote to send you home."

'''Chris: And AJ is out. Well, that was short lived. :P *AJ boards the Boat of Losers* Who will it be next week? LAWL. :P'''

Chat (10)
'''Chris: Double digits. :D The merge is coming up soon, people. JUST SO YA KNOW. :P'''

Zoomer: (CONF) Chris is getting scarier and scarier. Lawl? JUST SO YA KNOW? I think it's because the Bass are, well, not being very creative in there amount of... Winning. But meh, I don't really care. I don't plan on winning anyways. :P

Challenge (10)
'''Chris: It's time for your simplest challenge yet. All your team has to do is sing a song. Any song, as long as I know it. (Like Jar of Hearts or Rolling in the deep) First team to finish their song wins. And one person can't say two lines in a row. So at least 2 people have to be contributing. :P Anyways, ready, set, GO!'''

Screaming Gopher's Song
Zoomer: O_O What should we sing?

Zoomer: Ugh. Fine guys, I'll start.

Zoomer: There's a fire starting in my heart, reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark

SG: Finally I can see you crystal clear, go ahead a sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare

TDAddict: The Screaming Gophers forfeit this challenge.

Chris: Okay then...

Killer Bass' Song
Reddy: Okay TDISF and Ult, let's just hurry and sing this. We will continue singing it until Chris gives us the win.

Reddy: *singing* Seven a.m., waking up in the morning.

'''Chris: Bass, you win, even though you chose the WORST SONG POSSIBLE. :|'''

Screaming Gophers Vote (3)
'''Chris: Vote, my not fishy friends. :P'''

Zoomer: I vote for Oats. Sorry man.

LF: I vote Oats.

SG: Oats. -w-

TDAddict: Oats, this is the day where everybody types your name. >->

Jake: *writes Oat* I vote oat D:<

Oatmeal: -writes name Oatmeal- Now where Do I log in? o:

Nduke: Oats. -w-

'''Chris: Oats, after doing nothing and then finally voting for yourself, you are out. >:D *Oats boards the Boat of Losers*'''

Chat (11)
Chris: GUESS WHAT, PEOPLES!

Zoomer: What?

'''Chris: IT'S THE MERGE! When I say merge, you say Chris is awesome! MERGE!'''

Zoomer: Yes! The merge! This is awesome!

Chris: Forget it...

Ult: "I'm amazed I made it here..."

Reddy: As am I...

TDAddict: When I say merge, you guys say Chris is a failure at life! MERGE! >:D

Nduke: MERGE! =D

Zoomer: CHRIS IS A FAILURE AT LIFE! >:D

Nduke: Really? O_O

SG: :D

LF: The merge :D I'm glad I've made it this far so far!

Chris: P.S. TCF IS DEBUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zoomer: Welcome TCF!

Challenge (11)
'''Chris: I'm fresh out of ideas, so all your challenge today is to..... Think of an awesome challenge idea. Go. You can post as many as you want. No copying, though. <~<'''

Nduke: Hmm.... maybe a treasure hunt challenge?

TDAddict: A mix of every challenge from this season, if you win one, you get one point, the person/people with the most amount of points at the end wins.

Reddy: Uh... Extreme Laser Tag.

Ult: "A snowball fight encompassing the entire island."

Nduke: Hmm... maybe a paintball war, all around the island, the last one standing wins!

LF: A food fight in the food place or whatever its called.

Nduke: Hmmp....... maybe an endurance challenge were you have to stand on your podium, last one standing wwins,

'''Chris: All good ideas, but LF and Nduke win immunity. ;)'''

Merge Vote (1)
'''Chris: First vote as a merged team. Go ahead, but LF and Nduke are safe. :P No more fishy friends. ;('''

TDISF: No hard feelings, but I'm gonna vote Zoom off. Sorry :(

TDAddict: I also vote for Zoomer. (I mean, come on, he's the host. >->)

Reddy: Finally, a gopher is vulnerable. I vote zoomer.

Zoomer: I vote TDISF. I don't think anyone is gonna vote with me (I'd like that though :P) I would quit, but I want to go out fighting. So, vote with me if you want, but meh. Have fun in my awesomely epic camp. ;)

Nduke: I vote for TDISF, no hard feelings pappa, I still wub you <3.

LF: I vote TDISF :(. I <3 you, but us Gophers gotta stick together.

Xaflan: D: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*votes TDISF* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*passes out*

Ult: "Let's see if we can get another Gopher to leave this competition. Zoomer, your time's up."

Tcf: *Votes Zoomer* Sorry :(

SG: I honestly have no idea why, but TDISF.

Jake: TDISF :D

'''Chris: And TDISF is sadly out. With his dignity in tact, though. :) *TDISF boards the Boat of Losers*'''

Chat (12)
'''Chris: Wow! Episode 12 already! I don't even know how many of you guys are left!'''

Zoomer: ;( I feel bad about TDISF...... But there isn't remorse in voting. He may be my friend, but it's just a game in the end. *turns to fellow previous Gophers* And we know who is going home next, right?

Ult: *Pulls Reddy aside* "This is not good..."

Nduke: Final 10! =D

Xaflan:TDISF......Sorry, friend.*turns to Ult and Reddy* One of you is so screwed tonight. No offense.

Challenge (12)
'''Chris: Your second challenge as a merged team is one that was mentioned in the before episode: A gaint food fight! As you can see, you are all in the dining hall, and there are plates of food everywhere. Go nuts, and throw as much as you want. If you are hit, you are NOT out. At the end, I will declare two winners of immunity. So, GO!'''

Zoomer: O_O Okay then.... *grabs a plate of pizza and throws the slices at Reddy* Take that!

SG: *grabs mush and throws it at Addict*

Zoomer: *takes a wad of spaghetti and shoots it towards Ult*

TDAddict: *grabs a piece of cake and starts eating it*

Ult: *Takes refuge under a table as the spaghetti splatters all around him* "This is not my challenge..."

LF: ... Please don't hit me, especially not the hair. You get food in my hair, I'm after you.

TDAddict: *finishes his cake* I feel better now, cake is just full of joy. :)

Zoomer: Don't worry LF, I'm on your side. :) Here, chuck this: *hands her a bowl of noodles*

TDAddict: *walks over to LF and Zoomer* How's it goin'? :3

Nduke: *picks up ketchup and mustard bottles and squirts them on Addict*

Ult: *Deems it safe to leave his hiding place, and quickly launches some clearly inedible food at the band of three*

TDAddict: *stands in front of LF and Zoomer so they don't get hit* That was close. :3

Zoomer: *frowns* Thanks for the block, Addict. But you know, you chose the wrong side. Your going to have to earn our trust back.

Ult: *Winces, and grabs a handful of peas, throwing them an instant later towards the talking trio*

Nduke: *blocks the peas and joins the three* Take that! *squirts mustard at Ult*

Ult: *Grimaces in disgust as he can't dodge the mustard*

TDAddict: I understand that, but I'm willing to work for it. :) (CONF) I was sooooooooooooo cake high. xD

Ult: *Seeing that the odds are stacked against him, he quickly retreats back under his table*

Nduke: *sets ice cubes all over the floor, except for around him* That'll teach you all! *squirts mustard in Reddy's eye*

Ult: *Tries to make himself as small of a target as possible* "Protect me, great table."

Nduke: *throws jug of rotting milk under the table* I won't back down!

Reddy: *throws random food everyone including Ult* (CONF) If you can't beat them, join them. I'll have to throw Ult under the bus to survive this one. Sorry, man.

Ult: *Looks shocked at Reddy's act, but then looks downward* "I see how it is..." *Reaches up and grabs a breadstick, throwing it at SG one moment later*

Nduke: *Throws a cucumber at Ult* You're the vulnerable one this week! >:D

Ult: *Simply catches it and throws it back* "Immunity is my one chance, it seems." *Crawls out from underneath his table*

SG: *dives away from breadstick* *throws sandwich at Reddy*

LF: *Squirts mustard at Reddy*

TDAddict: *moves toward SG* How's it goin'? :) For me, its going great, I had cake. :D

Xaflan:*turns to Ult* Truce.*throws a glass of water at Reddy*

Nduke: *catches cucumber, and throws it at Reddy*

Jake: *throws eggs* D:<

Ult: *Nods gratefully at Xalfan* "Finally, someone who's not going to throw anything disgusting my way..." *Grabs some moldy toast and tosses it at Nduke*

Nduke: *squirts mustard in Ult's eyes* Shame.

Ult: *Stumbles back, and falls to the floor, trying futilely to clear his eyes of the yellow condiment*

TDAddict: *runs to Ult, and helps him up*

Jake: *throws ketchup in Addict's eyes* :@

Xaflan:Payback!*squishes a lemon into Nuke's eyes*

Zoomer: *grabs a hot dog and hits Ult with it* Sory, man!

'''Chris: And the winners are, Ult and Nduke! Surprised? (Ult got hit the most, and Nduke hit others the most) Don't worry, I planned the twist from the beginning. ;) So I guess it is time to vote again. :P'''

Merge Vote (2)
'''Chris: Ult and Nduke are safe. Vote plez. Thank you plez.'''

TDAddict: I vote Zoomer.

Zoomer: I vote Addict. When we picked sides, you chose wrong. :|

Reddy: *glances at Zoomer, then Addict* Hmmm.... I vote off.... Zoomer.

SG: I vote Zoomer. No hard feelings.

Ult: "Zoomer, you've been plotting too much lately for my liking."

Zoomer: Meh, I quit. I hope you guys have fun in this camp, and I better see lots of drama! Well, bye guys. Gophers, please pwn for me. Have fun. :)

'''Chris: Well then, it looks like Zoomer is out of here! *Zoomer boards the Boat of Losers*'''

Chat (13)
'''Chris: Last time, Zoomer sadly quit. Who will it be tonight?'''

TDAddict: I have a small idea.

'''Chris: Well then tell everyone, because nobody feels like talking in chat for some reason. -w-'''

Xaflan:Hmmm...(CONF) My plan worked, I did not expect Zoomer to quit, but whatever gets the job done, I suppose.

Challenge (13)
'''Chris: Your challenge today is to catch the animal that I assign you. First one to do so wins immunity. :D'''

Addict: Frog

Alfan: Raccoon

Jake: Blue Jay

LF: Bear

Nduke: Fox

Reddy: Mountain Lion

SG: Chef

Tcf: Chipmunk

Ult: Rabid Squirrel

'''Chris: Go ahead you guys. Have fun. :P'''

Jake: *looks in the air and chases a blue jay*

Xaflan:*gets heavier clothing, and heads off for the raccoon*

LF: *Walks up to Alfan* I have a proposition for you. I'll help you catch your raccoon, if you help me catch my bear.

Reddy: O_O Mountain Lion? MOUNTAIN LION?! *glares at Chris* These degenerates get ribbitting frog and tweeting bluejay, and I'm supposed to catch a mountain lion?!

Xaflan:*smiles* Let's do this!*heads into the forest* First a raccooon, then we go to the nearest cave! :D :3

LF: Sounds good! Let's go catch you a raccoon! :D

Xaflan:*runs through the bushes* Raccoony! Come here! :D

LF: *Searches through the bushes* There's gotta be one around here somewhere.

Raccoon: *comes up to Alfan*

Jake: *climbs up a tree, and catches the blue bird* Yes :D. *blue jay flies while Jake is hanging on too it's feet*Help! D:

Xaflan:*smiles* Raccoon, follow me and you can have some food! :D I got tacos!

Reddy: *walks into the woods grumbling* Since when were there any lions in Canada?!

Jake: *blue jay goes down* Chris. Where are you?

Blue jay: *pecks at Jake's nose and flies off*

Raccoon: *comes closer to Alfan*

Jake: You get back here :@. *chases blue jay*

Xaflan:*grabs the raccoon despite it scratching him, and runs back to Chris* Jake, no one cares at the moment! D:

Raccoon: *bites Alfan's forhead and runs off intot he woods*

Xaflan:*pounces on the raccoon, despite the horrid pain, and drags it to Chris* CHRIS! IT HURTS! D:

Raccoon: *jaw extends and it has its entire mouth on Alfan's head*

Xaflan:*runs back to Chris with the raccoon on the head* Do I win!?*muffled* <_<

Jake: *comes with blue jay* Take this blue b@$tard home >.>

'''Chris: Holy ****. Sure.'''

Tcf: *Runs looking for a chipmunk* Come hereeee little chipmunks.

Merge Vote (3)
'''Chris: Vote please. Alfan is.... safe, and possibly dead. :|'''

TDAddict: I vote Nduke.

Jake: (CONF) *with blue jay* We became friends :3. We both vote Nduke though.

Xaflan:*smiles at Addict* Nduke!*applies ointment and rabies shots to himself* D:

LF: Well, I guess I'm going to have to vote Nduke. Sorry!

Reddy: Nduke

Ult: "I won't be sorry to see you go, Nduke."

Chris: Nduke, you are out :P *Nduke boards the Boat of Losers*

Chat (14)
'''Chris: Wow. Another Gopher Homie gone. Soon they'll be even with the Fishy Friends again. Ahh... I love my pet names for you guys. :P'''

TDAddict: (CONF) And to think I was o-so close to being eliminated a few episodes ago. :3

LF: (CONF) I feel like I'm on the outs now... I really need to start doing good in challenges, because from what I know, I'm one of the most liked left, and that makes me a threat. I need immunity.

Xaflan:(CONF) Well, well.......My alliance has things taken care of, now. Things are about to get REAL interesting.....(NONCONF) TACOS! :D

SG: Well, looks like we're down to 8...

Ult: (Confessional) "I have somehow scraped by these last few challenges...it amazes me that I still remain."

Challenge (14)
'''Chris: Ya, the producers are running out of challenge ideas. All you have to do is say something. Anything. I don't care what. (Now watch, everyone's going to say, "Something" :P) The last person who doesn't say anything is INSTANTLY ELIMINATED. No voting. No elimination ceremony. No passing go and collecting 200 dollars. Get it? Good. Now lets see who the lucky loser is. ;)'''

Jake: Something

LF: Anything ;)

Xaflan:Whatever. :P

SG: Stuffz.

Tcf: I don't know what to say.

'''Chris: Only Ult, Reddy, and Addict are left! :O Who will it be? :P'''

Addict: *says something on Chatango*

'''Chris: Reddy..............................................Or Ult. :O'''

Reddy: Chris McLean is a *Multiple CN edits*

Chris: Ult.....

Merge Vote (4)
'''Chris: No point in voting. After a very long run, Ult is finally out. Goodbye, UltimateTORINOR. :P *Ult boards the Boat of Losers*'''

Ult: *The boat begins to depart from the island, and he raises a single hand in farewell* "There's only so long a man can hang onto the edge before tiring and falling. I leave with no regrets, and only a few mental scars."

Chat (15)
'''Chris: Wow. After so long, it is almost over! :P I wonder who will win now...'''

Reddy: ... (CONF) So it's 5 Gophers, Tcf and I... Interesting. As the last Bass standing, I will make it my duty to win. *smirks*

Xaflan:(CONF) I was sad to see Ult go. Then I realized....Why is Reddy still here? A Bass, he never wins merge challenges. Plus, with Ult gone, he is all alone. Hmmmmmm.......

LF: (CONF) -__- I just don't feel safe anymore even though us gophers have majority. I mean, I'd like to think I can trust my fellow gophers, but I know either of them will do anything to win. Hopefully they'll get rid of the outcasts before they turn on each other.

Xaflan:*smacks Chef's moving food onto the floor* o.O That is NASTY! D:

Challenge (15)
'''Chris: Today your challenge is complicted. Yes, there is an escaped physco killer with a chain saw and a hook on the loose on the island. And yes, it is night time and dark and he could be anywhere. So, there will be rounds for him to catch you in. Every round, you will chose a hiding spot. (If you miss a round, you are out) One of the hiding spots contains the physco killer! We keep on going until everyone is out. (P.S. You can choose the same spot as someone else) Let's begin! MUHAHAHAHA!'''

Dock (1)
Jake: *hides under dock ;)*

Jake: Still no sign :O. *grabs his blanket and hides under it*

Forest (1)
LF: *Hides up in a tree* Whatever...

SG: *hides in bush*

Phsyco Killer: *jumps out from behind a tree* RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''LF, SG, Addict, and Alfan are out. :P''

Campfire (1)
Tcf: *Sitting close to the campfire on the lookout*

Tcf: *Hears a noise in the forest* Huh?!... *Runs to the dock*

Cabins (1)
Reddy: *sits on his bunk holding his pillows as defense* There's only two entrances. I'll be ready.

Reddy: (CONF) I'm ready to take out some psycho killer to win this challenge. My brothers back home taught me all the things i need to do in-order to take people out. Plus, I'm a killer bass. How couldn't I win? *laughs*

Dock (2)
Tcf: *Runs in* O.O

Tcf: (Conf) It sucks that I'm afraid of the dark, but being afraid of the dark in the forest with a phsyco killer after you. Not good...not good at all.

Campfire (2)
Jake: *hides behind a bush* D:

'''Physco Killer: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S DINNER TIME JAKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

Jake is out :P

Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH D:. *runs where others are and jumps in LF's shoulders* LF, it was terrible and sooo scary D:

Cabins (2)
Reddy: *stays in the cabins* Nobodies entered since last round. I'll be safe.

Dock (3)
Tcf: *Hiding behind some rocks under the dock*

Bathrooms (3)
'''Physco Killer: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait. Ugh. :@'''

Nobody is out :P

Cabins (3)
Reddy: *&stays here, still on guard* Still safe...

Dock (4)
Tcf: *Stills hiding behind rocks under dock*

'''Phsyco Killer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOTCHA!'''

Tcf is out :P

Cabins (4)
Reddy: *stays still on guard*

'''Pysco Killer: Reddeh, you vin. Good jab. Yu leik mi accient?'''

'''Chris: Choose someone else to be safe with you, Reddy. :P'''

Reddy: *smiles* I choose Tcf.

Merge Vote (5)
'''Phsyco Killer: Vate plez. Den me vill vake yu sum hoot bunns. :D'''

'''Chris: Ya... He's a swedish baker. ;)'''

SG: (CONF) I vote Alfan. -w-

Reddy: I vote Alfan

LF: I vote Alfan.

Jake: *takes a hot bun* I vote Alfan. Sorry. You didn't compete D:

Tcf: Alfan, sorry.

'''Chris: And Alfan, surprisingly, is out! O.o *Alfan boards the Boat of Losers with the Physco Baker Killer Guy*'''

'''Physco Killer Baker: I vill bee bak, ya! Four teh feenally! :D I vill breeng me hoot bunns!'''

'''Chris: Does anyone else think that sounds so wrong? O.o'''

Xaflan:*screams horribly as the boat enters the fog, signalling something terrible has happened*

Chat (16)
'''Chris: Wow. Final 6 already. At least that Pyscho Swedish Baker Killer guy is gone. *takes a bite of his hot bun*'''

Tcf: Wow, seems like just two days ago I arrived *wipes tear*

SG: Yeah... Except it was really five days ago. <.<

Reddy: Wish I could say that... (CONF) It feels like it's been years. I started out on the Bass, a team that literally sucked. We only won two challenges before merge and one of them the Gophers forfieted. And I've managed to hold my own in the merge for a while now, even sending home Alfan, somebody who wanted me gone for a while. And now I'm here. in the final six. *puts on shades* Good times. 8)

Jake: *eats hot bun* I miss Alfan D:

Tcf: Well I don't pay attention to when I arrive (Conf) Geez people can be so rude sometimes...

LF: I don't miss Alfan :| (CONF) Yes, I turned on Alfan. For good reasons. He could've easily won, and he was always bragging about how strategic he was. Well look who's out of the game now, mr. strategic.

SG: *steals hot bun from Jake and gives it to Tcf* I hope this will make up for my rudeness. :D

Tcf:*Takes hoot bunn* Thank you :)...and it's okay

TDAddict: And... I'm out next. -_-

Challenge (16)
'''Chris: Today, because there are 6 of you left, we are going to have the.............. TRI ARMED TRIATHALON... TRAIL! That's right, you are all in pairs of 2. One pair will win immunity, there will be three challenges, yadda, yadda, yadda. But NO Wimp key. MUHAHAHA! So, let's begin. The pairs are:'''

Reddy and LF

Jake and Addict

SG and TCF

'''Chris: And your first challenge is to chowdown on this disgusting food! One person shoves, the other eats. :@ I will tell you win you finish. GO!'''

TDAddict: Jake, I'll do the eating, let's do this.

Reddy: I fed you poison once. You can feed me whatever that is.

SG: *eats food quickly*

LF: Sounds good to me :D *Begins feeding Reddy the "food"*

TDAddict: Ugh, you know what? *starts chomping on the food by himself*

Reddy: Faster, dude. <~<

TDAddict: *keeps eating, and is getting close to finishing*

LF: I'm not a dude. *Starts shoveling the food into Reddy's mouth*

TDAddict: *tries to eat more* Ugh... I can't... too much... too fast. x-x

reddy: Ugh, forget it. *slams his head into the tray and eats the.... stuff quickly*

LF: *Shrugs* Whatever makes you happy.

TDAddict: *starts eating again, only much slower*

SG: *shovels food into his mouth*

Reddy: *chows down a lot more food* Ugh...

LF: O.o I don't even want to know what that stuff tastes like...

TDAddict: *keeps eating*

SG: *keeps eating*

TDAddict: *continues eating*

Reddy: *eats more while dete rmined* c'mon how much of this stuff is on a tray?!

TDAddict; *keeps eating*

SG: *keeps eating* And now for something completely different. *eats from another tray*

TDAddict: *is still eating*

Reddy: *is close to finishing his tray*

TDAddict: *barely has anything left*

Reddy: *eats a few more bites*

'''Chris: First point goes to Reddy and LF. Next challenge, a race to Boney Island. GO!'''

SG: <.< *picks up TCF and carries her onto a canoe* *begins rowing*

LF: *Hops in a canoe* Come on, Reddy!

TDAddict: *drags Jake to a canoe, and starts rowing*

SG: *continues rowing quickly*

TDAddict: *keeps close to SG*

SG: *rows faster*

TDAddict: *keeps rowing fast, and is staying close to SG*

SG: *rows faster and tries to lose Addict*

TDAddict: *rows faster, and gets right next to SG*

LF: :| *Gets out, grabs Reddy and gets back in the canoe and starts rowing*

TDAddict: *passes SG*

SG: Oh, crap... *rows faster and keeps up with Addict*

TDAddict: *finishes* I win! >:D

Reddy: *rows fastwer*

'''Chris: And Addict and..... Jake (XD) Get the next point. Final challenge, to put together the order your competitors were eliminated in, with these wooden heads. Ya, sure, go ahead and use the chart. :@ I guess it is who can type it the fastest. And I won't take a version copied right off the chart, I only want teams. :P'''

TDAddict: *starts by putting Toad's head down, and then EBGR's*

SG: *puts Toad's, and EBGR's*

TDAddict: *now puts down Zanna, Koops, and Flame's heads*

Reddy: *puts Toad and EBGR's heads together*

SG: *puts down Koops' and Zanna's*

TDAddict: *puts down Nate, Zinc, and Entrey's heads*

Reddy: *puts Toad's head at bottom, and builds up following with EBGR, Zanna, Koops, Flame, Nate, Zinc, Entrey, Mre, AJ, Oats, TDISF, Zoomer, Nduke, Ult, and Alfan's heads*

TDAddict: *puts down MrE, AJ, and Oats's heads*

Chris: LF and Reddy win for actually being done first, and Addict is also safe because he was closest without doing it in one post.

Merge Vote (6)
'''Chris: LF, Reddy, and Addict are safe. SG, Jake, and Tcf are up for elim. :P'''

TDAddict: I vote TCF.

Reddy: I vote for Jake.

LF: I vote Jake.

SG: I can't believe I'm actually thinking my plan can work, but... Jake.

'''Chris: Jake, you have been eliminated from TDI:WS. ;( *Jakey boards the Boat of Losers*'''

Chat (17)
'''Chris: Today's challenge is going to be a little different than usual... MUHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!'''

LF: I think you should just tell us what it is...

TDAddict: *sigh* Doesn't matter, I'm losing anyway. :/

Tcf: (Conf) Woah! There was a challenge? I guess I might've been unconciouss for that one (>.> xD)

Challenge (17)
'''Chris: Today's challenge, as I said before, is going to be much different. In fact, we are going to have a visit with ALL OF OUR LOSERS! Yes, that's right! We are going to PLAYA DE LOSERS!'''

*We now see all the losers at an awesome resort*

'''Chris: Hey guy! Today, YOU get to choose who is going home. Yes, you do! In the challenge section, you can chat to us all about your time on total drama, who you want to win, and whatever. :P In teh elimination section, vote for the ONE person who do NOT want to win. Thanks! So, have fun! And you get to choose who is going to loose tonight! (Anyone, whether on the jury or just voted out can vote. People not in the camp cannot)'''

Zoomer: Wow. Hi Chris! This resort is great. Ya, I miss being on the show, but there is always nex- I mean, happiness. *smiles*

Nate: *sitting in a chair, tied up* I WANT A RETURN NOWWWWW!!!!!! *breaks the rope*

Koops: There's always Season 2, hopefully.

Zoomer: O_O Nate.... How did you get tied up in the first place?

Nate:' these stupid Interns! I WANT TO BE IN NEXT SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ult: *Relaxing in a hot tub* "Being voted off was a blessing in disguise."

Zanna: *relaxes* Got that right!

Mr. E: *is lounging on a chair* This is the life.

Koops: I'm liking this. *getting a massage*

Ult: *Wanders leisurely over to the expansive buffet located near the pool* "And let's not forget that the food is actually edible here."

Nate: *jumps into the pool without his shirt, revealing a six pack*

Merge Vote (Losers: 17)
'''Chris: Losers, you pick who is leaving tonight! MUHAHAHA! :D'''

Trey: I vote Sg, because he voted me off! DX

Nduke: I vote Reddy, you've played a good game, but I want an debuter-gopher final 4.

TDISF: I vote Tcf. Even though I wub her (:D) She debuted, and it's unfair to the others.

Zanna: I choose Reddy...because first, He got me eliminated in episode 3. Second he tried to get me eliminated in episode 1 for NO reason he said "Reddy: I vote Zanna. He stole my electronic kitten flamethrower."

Zoomer: I vote for Addict. I don;t think anyone else has voted for you yet, and you kind of betrayed your Gopher Homie's. No offense, dude. :P Actually, no. I vote for Tcf. Although Addict, in my opinion, chose the wrong side, Tcf did debut. And although she is awesome, I don't see her winning. :(

Koops: I (re)vote for TCF, because someone paid me $20 to do so.

Nate: for my Gratitude, i revote for TCF

Toad: In my amazing, first-voted-out-ness, I vote TCF.

Ult: * Steps out of the hot tub very briefly* "LF, though you're undoubtedly a nice person and a fierce competitor, I'm inclined to vote for you."

Mr. E: I vote for.... TCF, you don't have the potential to be in the F4.

Jake: I vote SG, for not doing things right D:<

'''Chris: Thank you losers for voting. And eliminated is the dear Tcf. Sorry. Time to go... *Tcf Boards the Boat of Losers*'''

Chat (18)
'''Chris: 3 more episodes left! How is the final four feeling?'''

Reddy: I dunno about these guys, but I feel like ripping your head off...

TDAddict: ... Meh.

LF: Good! :D

Challenge (18)
All the campers wake up in the middle of the forest, dazed and confused

'''Chef: Chris went on a little vacation, ya'll. MUHAHAHA- Sorry abou that. *evil grin* Your challenge is to race back to the main camp. Every camper for themselves. You can team up, if you want. *gives LF a compus, Reddy half a map, SG the other half, and Addict a backpack with food and a flashlight* First one here wins immunity. NOW GET GOING, MAGGOTS! *jumps into a helicopter and flies off*'''

Clearing (1)
''Everyone starts in the clearing. I will tell you when you reach the next section.''

LF: *Starts running north* Eh, just a guess.

TDAddict: Meh. *starts walking in direction of the cliff*

Reddy: *runs towards the forest while reading the half map*

TDAddict: *keeps walking* I probably should've teamed up with somebody.

Reddy: *runs faster*

TDAddict: *is a lot behind Reddy, so keeps walking, then shouts* Hey Reddy, you're gonna tire yourself out.

Reddy: Nah, I've gotten used to it after carting a team of losers around.

TDAddict: *starts to jog* Suit yourself.

SG: Oh, damn... *starts running ahead*

SG: *is now sprinting* <.<

SG: *continues to sprint*

Forest (2)
LF, Reddy, and Addict reach the forest

TDAddict: *still jogging towards the cliff*

Reddy: *runs and is in the lead still*

TDAddict: *keeps jogging at a steady pace, not to tire himself out, and is closer to Reddy than at the beginning*

Reddy: What are you, a hemroide? <.< *runs faster*

TDAddict: *keeps jogging* Ha. I don't even know what that word means! xD

Reddy: *rolls eyes* Sure... *runs faster-er*

LF: *Starts sprinting* I gotta catch up!

LF: *Keeps running towards the river*

SG reaches the forest

SG: ... Oh, I've lost already. *sits down and takes a nap* :P (XD)

SG: *wakes up* Oh, fine... <.< *continues running*

River (3)
Reddy and Addict reach the river, seeing it flows over the cliff in about a mile

Reddy: *quickly swims through the river*

TDAddict: And we're on even gr- water. We're on even water. *swims next to Reddy*

Reddy: *swims even faster*

TDAddict: >-> *catches up to Reddy again*

LF reaches the river as Addict and Reddy go flying off the cliff (XD)

LF: *Starts swimming quickly*

LF: *Keeps swimming* I've probably already lost but I don't quit.

Cliff / Waterfall (4)
Reddy and Addict are falling of the cliff, shooting towards the small pool below

TDAddict: o-o *gets in a diving position, and starts falling faster*

Reddy: *falling just below addict* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

TDAddict: ... *keeps diving*

Reddy: *manages to also get into dive formation* ...we're so gonna die. <-<

TDAddict: I doubt it, the show is just using us falling off of this cliff to make the audience think we're gonna die, then, we wont, and the show will get more ratings. <-< *keeps diving*

Cave (5)
Reddy and Addict fall into this cave from above

Reddy: *runs ahead*

TDAddict: Ugh. *keeps a small distance behind Reddy* I wonder how the other two are doing.

Reddy: Don't know. *keeps moving quickly*

TDAddict: What if they were still in the forest and clearing? xD *keeps running*

Reddy: That'd be hilarious! xD *runs faster, as he sees the exit*

TDAddict: I CAN SEE THE LIGHT! And for once, we want to go towards it.

Reddy: *sprints and reaches the light*

Forest... Again (6)
Reddy and Addict are back in the forest XD

TDAddict: This is getting too repetitive. *keeps running*

Reddy: *runs ahead* whoo!

TDAddict: NO! D: *keeps running, but is still behind*

Reddy: *sp[rints more* :D

TDAddict: *sprints and stays behind Reddy*

Reddy: *sprints more* How long is this forest?

TDAddict: I've ran through longer to win immunity. *keeps sprinting*

Reddy: *reaches edge of foirest*

Back to Camp (7)
Reddy reaches the Camp, followed closely by Addict

Chef: NOW TOUCH THE TOTEM POLE, DARN YOU!

Reddy: *runs in* Yes! *touches totem pole*

TDAddict: NO! *drops to the ground in an epic knee-slide* So close.

Chef: AND THE LITTLE **** REDDY WINS-

'''Chris: *shoves Chef aside* Calm down there, buddy. Reddy wins immunity. Time for our final four to become our final three! :D'''

Merge Vote (7)
'''Chris: Reddy, our last fishy friend, is safe. Vote, guys. :P'''

TDAddict: I know this is hopeless... but I vote LF.

LF: I vote Addict. It's been planned for awhile. Sorry, nice game!

SG: I also must vote for Addict. -w-

Reddy: I vote off Addict.

'''Chris: And Addict is out. FINAL THREE BABY! :D'''

Chat (19)
'''Chris: TWO MORE EPISODES LEFT! :D'''

LF: Woot! Final 3! :D

Reddy: Les Final Tres... Perfect. (CONF) Addict was a fool. A very big fool. *smirks*

SG: :D Final 3! *sits back and relaxes* 8)

'''Chris: And one more episode until we see the hoot bunns guy again. O.o'''

Challenge (19)
'''Chris: And it's time for your final three CHALLENGE! Finally! XD We are having a, "I triple dog dare you!" contest! Yes, one at a time you will all be given a dare. If you do not complete the dare, you do not get a rock. If you do do it correctly, you get the rock. Why a rock, you ask? Well, first of all it is a pet rock. :| Second of all, as you can see before you there is a statue of each of you. When you win a rock, you choose who's statue to throw it at. Once a statue has been hit 5 times, it is destroyed, and that person is INSTANTLY SENT HOME! No ceremony or anything! Straight to the hoot bunns guy! O.o So, who wants to be up first?'''

'''Chris: Nevermind. SG, you are up first! :D Choose a number from 1- 30!'''

SG: ...9.

Jake: *walks in* Huh, this isn't the movies. Meh, i'll stay here :P. *Zoomy's permission*

Chris: SG, eat this entire can of dog food, "Raw Meat and Peices of random stuff delight" MUHAHA.

SG: <.< *begins eating dog food*

SG: *shoves whole can into his mouth and forcefully swallows it* *vomits* x.x

'''Chris: *barely holds in his barf* Ugh. Throw your rock at someone's statue. :| *hands SG a rock*'''

SG: *throws rock at LF's statue*

Chris: O.O Reddy, your turn.

Reddy: I pick 15.

'''Chris: Reddy, avoid these objects. *throws a hockey stick, piano, car, and piece of poop at Reddy*'''

Reddy: O_O *drops flat on the ground in order to avoid all the objects*

Chris: *hands Reddy a rock* Who's it gonna be?

Reddy: To get thise over with... *throws rock at LF's statue*

Chris: LF, go.

LF: 13.

'''Chris: O.o I thought one of the boys would get this, but.... Kiss Rebecca Black. On the lips. O.O *shoves Rebecca towards LF*'''

LF: *Shrugs* Probably better than her singing. *Kisses Rebecca on the lips*

'''Chris: *brafs* Here is your rock... *hands LF a rock*'''

LF: *Glares* Well, since you both betrayed me, I could throw this at either of your statues. BUT MAYBE if I stick to a certain plan, that one person wont get me out anymore. *Throw a rock at SG's statue*

'''Chris: Round 1 over. Oh, and one of the numbers gives you a freebie bottle, so you can take away one of your strikes. ;) SG, you go again.'''

SG: 17. -.-

'''Chris: *hands him a defribulator* Shock yourself 5 times with this. P.S., Your heart may stop. :|'''

SG: *shocks himself once* Oh, god...

SG: *shocks himself again* I can't do this... x.x

'''Chris: Reddy, your turn. :P'''

Reddy: 10.

'''Chris: I guess we'll use Rebecca again... Spank her. Yes, you heard me right. Spank Rebecca Black 3 times. :|'''

Reddy: <-< *tackles Rebecca to ground and spanks her twice*

Reddy: *raises his hand in dramatic slo-mo and finally soanks Rebecca a third time* >:O

'''Chris: BLAAAAAAAAAA. Here you go. *gives Reddy a rock*'''

Reddy: *throws the rock at SG's statue and smirks*

'''Chris: Go, LF. :D'''

LF: 1!

'''Chris: Have a slap fight with yourself. :|'''

LF: *Continuously hits herself* My face doesn't feel pain anymore.

LF: *Continues to slap herself* I feel like I've had a dream like this before...

LF: *Continues slapping herself* O_o I can handle this, don't worry.

'''Chris: *hands LF a rock* Very good.... O.o'''

LF: *Throws rock at SG's statue*