User blog:XxSolarEclipsexX/Stupid Little Zombie Story featuring us wikians

A tad violent, but keep reading.

The terrible story
Lightning struck the dark night, as the campers where chilling in the cabin, as it was nearing the finals. They relaxed on their beds, sighing, but no one could fall a sleep due to the storm. This annoyed everybody.



“Wow, I hate not being able to sleep,” Mabel remarked, rolling his hazel eyes, “Rex, read me a bed time story.”



“Get bent,” Rex replied, in his typical Australian accent, “I'll bloody knock ya out, mate.”



Mabel replied, “Rex, what the hell are you doing?”



“Crikey mate, I be hearing some weird sounds...” He answered, “And no, it's not sound of ye smooching, Leon and Trent.”



Trent and Leon, rolled their eyes, and continued kissing, much to the dismay of their friends being grossed out.



“Rex, what the hell is going on with you?” Phyneo said, as he stroked his beard, “Stop it with the accent, and act like yourself.”



“What if this is me darn self?” Rex slammed his fist on the table, disrupting Trent and Leon's kissy time, “I ain't sorry, mate!”



<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mabel slapped him, annoyed. “Wow, can you stop acting like an idiot with the fake accent.”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Rex gave him a sad face, “Aww... but I really did hear something weird.”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“I hear it too...” Harris replied, observing the cabin.

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“So do I!” Tikki replied, but everyone stared at her.

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Since when were you a guy?” Rex rolled his eyes, “This is the guy's cabin, hello?”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">She put on a sad face, “But it is so lonely. All the other girls were voted out.”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“And we'll keep it that way,” Leon broke from the kiss, talking to Tikki, and then continued pressing his smooth lips against Trent's, as they made out on the crappy cabin bed.

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Liam said, as he heard the awkward noises too, “I do hear something.”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Go poke your head out the window, and tell us if you notice anything un-natural.” Rex commanded him. Liam slowly made his way over, “Why are you walking so slow? Screw suspense, this is not a horror movie!”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Calm down,” Trent said, “You're distracting us two.”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“You tell him, Trent!” Leon agreed.

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Liam rolled his eyes, as he opened the window, and poked his head out. He observed the campgrounds, and the sounds got closer and closer, and enveloped his hearing. “What... is that?”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Liam questioned, and he screamed in horror, as wrinkly, rotten hands snatched him from through the window, “Help!” He screamed, as teeth dug straight into his flesh, as he couldn't break free. “Don't stand there, @$$holes, so do something!”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Holy crappers,” Mabel said, as he noticed the blood sprawling onto the floor, while Liam let out cries of pain, “Zombies...?”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Tikki and Trent screamed in horror, as they sprinted, desperately to the front door of the cabin in order for escape. “Come on, Leon!” Trent called out, as the flung the door open, with Tikki immediately taking a step out.

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Unfortunately, Tikki met her fate, as a huge swarm wrapped their arms around her, and nibbled on her delicate skin, while she screamed in pain, and fell to the ground. “Someone!”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Trent shut the door immediately, but not before one of the undead could sneak in, and bite his throat. Blood gushed out of his body, as the sharp teeth bit into him. “Nooo!”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Rex, Mabel, Harris, Leon, Phyneo and Xros huddled into the center of the room, as more broke into the room through the fragile windows.

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Rex pointed out, “If we want to get out of here, we need bait. Sorry, bud.” He shoved Phyneo into the crowed, which distracted most of the undead, and they ran to the door.

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Phyneo sobbed, as he was swarmed, “Rex! No!” Teeth dug into every part of his body, even down under, as he was painfully dying at the will of his buddy, Rex.

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“This isn't right...” Xros complained, as the group made their way to the door, and opened it, to be greeted by friendly, blood sucking, brain gobbling zombies, ready to eat them. “We're screwed. There is just no doubting it.”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Not exactly...” Rex roundhouse kicked Xros into the crowd to distract them, as he, Leon, Harris and Mabel ran off. “I had to! But we're going to need more distractions...”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Rex tugged at the shirt of Mabel, stopping him. “We're friends, but, someone's gotta die for the other to live, get it? Aww, I don't care!”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Rex, don't do this!” Mabel panicked, begging for mercy, “We can still escape!”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Harris and Leon turned back, and called out, “Hurry up, let's go before they catch up!” Leon shouted out, but Rex and Mabel were caught back, “Come on!”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Yeah, morons!” Harris said, and turned around, ready to run, “I'm so- AHHH!” A large, fat, zombie grabbed Harris, and took a chunk of flesh out of his body, snapping through the bone.

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Oh, shiz nuggets!” Leon dashed away, but tripped over a rock and fell into Narnia, and was safe. “Woohoo!”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mabel punched Rex, and through him into the horde, and watched his buddy get devoured. “I'm sorry... It was for your own good...”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">However, Rex didn't die... The zombie's stopped munching on him, and he pulled off his suit, revealing to be Reisen Moon.

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Da hell?” Mabel was confused. “Shorty, what u doin?”

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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Reisen pulled out a shotgun, and blew Mabel's brains to bits, “K.O!” Reisen cheered, only for the Moon to come crashing down on Earth, obliterating the evil cow.