Total Drama Neighborhood Anew

'''Morgan Freeman: While Chris is hosting the current contest, I will be taking over. We have relocated to a new neighborhood. We will now have cake to celebra- too nice? Aw........'''

Sign-Ups (CLOSED)
1. Kyle - The Nice Gentleman - TrentFan (New)

2. Henry - Twisted Mind - TrentFan (Vet)

3. Jacques - The "Sidekick" - TrentFan (New)

4. Desiree - The Def of B**** - Luckybrandon100 (Vet)

5. Drew - The Quiet Athlete - Luckybrandon100 (Vet)

6. Brooke - The Girly Girl - Luckybrandon100 (New)

6. Johnny - The Strategic Mind - XrosHearts (New)

7. Ren - The Clumsy Hero - XrosHeats (New)

8. Georgia - The Country Sweety - XrosHearts (New)

9. Nathan - The Blonde.Wise Father - LinsdayxJustin (New)

10. Lily - The Sweet Girl - LinsdayxJustin (Vet)

11. Lara - The Ex-Girlfriend - LinsdayxJustin (Vet)

12. Jamie - The Blonde Brute - No-P (New)

13. Lydia - The Technical Masster - No-P (Vet)

14. Tommy Dreamer- The Innovator of Hardcore- RR44 (New)

15. Kenneth- The Monster Hunter- RR44 (Vet)

16. Taco- The Absolutely Randome One- RR44 (Vet)

17. "The Drama" - The Stategist - No-P (New)

18. Aversa - Dark Flier - DRL (Vet)

19. Zephyr - Bored Guy - DRL (New)

20. Leanne - Sweet girl, Bored guy's best friend - DRL (New)

21. SpongeBob- The Cheese Head- Creaotr (New)

22. Patrick- The Dumb Starfish- Creator (New)

23. Squidward- The Mean, Green Squid, Creaotr (New)

Debuters (Ask me in a PM in Chat or on my Talk Page if you haven't already signed up and want to, max of 3 for now.)
1. Bruce - The Batman Guy - Phyneo (after first elimination, Vet)

2. Nissan - Miss I-Am-Best - MRace2010 (i didn't got the opportunity of joining this.....MEH I WANT TO D:) (new) (after first elimination)

3. Kansas - The  Quixotic and Delusional Wayward Son - ParaGoomba348 (after first elimination, new)

Pre-Chat
MF: Hello everyone.

Kyle: Hello Morgan Freeman, nice to meet you.

Lara: i'm back....FOR WIN !!

Nathan: Hello Guys ^-^

Kyle: Hello you two, glad to make your aquaintance.

Zephyr: *arrives with leanne* this better be worth my time.

Leanne: Dont worry, you'll like it, as long you dont go too early.

Dreamer: *With a litter of weapons, chairs, trashcans, kendo sticks, stop signs and even a shopping cart* WOOOOOOOOO!

Jamie: Oh my... shut up already!

Lydia: Hey, Nathan want to be in an alliance

The Drama: Hey guys! (CONF) The big bucks are mine!

Ren: Hi *trips*

Georgia: Hey Y'all

Kyle: Hello everyone who just came.

Nathan: Nice to meet you Kyle,Hi guys

Lara: How many stupid there are here *Laughs*

Taco: *on Charlie the Unicorn* YEE HAW!

Charlie: Oh god! Get off of me!......I swear to god you're more annoying than those blue and pink unicorns!

Taco: Oh be quiet Canny!

Jacques: Um, hi guys.

Lydia: Hey person, want to be in an alliance?

Jacques: Huh?

'''MF: Time for the teams. (DON'T POST)'''

The Dancing Deer: Kyle, Jacques, Brooke, Georgia, Lara, Kenneth, Zephyr, Leanne

The Fishing Flamingos: Henry (when he arrives), Drew, Ren, Lily (when she arrives), Taco, Aversa (when she arrives), SpongeBob, Jamie

The Plunging Ponies: Desiree, Johnny, Nathan, Lydia, Dreamer, The Drama, Patrick, Squidward

Deer Chat
Zephyr: *sigh* Well, this sucks. At least we're on the same team, Leanne.

Leanne: yeah, this way we can watch our backs!

Lara: aww this is moving....pfff...

Kyle: Hello everyone, I look forward to being in a team with you all.

Lara:.....-.-

Kyle: What?

Leanne: Hi Lara, I remember you when I saw last season. You did well.

Georgia: Hey teamys.

Kyle: Hey.

Jacques: Hi.

Lara: WHAT ?! are you Fuc***g me ?? I WAS 24TH !!!! THEY ELIMINATED ME !!! AHH !!!

Leanne: yes, but that was the Panthers, they saw you as the biggest threat on the Sharks.

Lara: ah..ahaha thanks *Smile at Leanne*

Georgia: Don't worry guys.

Lara: (CONF) it's a long time that someone did a compliment to me *Blushes* emm...yes Leanne is n-ni..ce...

Georgia: I hope we can be buddies.

Kyle: Well everyone, it's been lovely. It's a pleasure to have met you all.

Lara: ..........i don't think.....

Jamie: *walks over* *deep inhale* ..................................hey...

Leanne: *whispers to lara* So um, do you wanna make an alliance with me and my friend Zephyr?

Kyle: *to Jamie* Hey, from one of the other teams, I assume? I'm Kyle, nice to meet you.

Lara: *to leanne* sure ;)

Leanne: *To Lara* Great! Im sure Zephyr will be happy....you know, when he finds out I put him in an alliance ^-^ (XD)

Lara: *To Leanne* okay :) (CONF) i like this girl he is strategy !

Leanne: hey Zephyr guess what?

Zephyr: What?

leanne: I put us in an alliance with lara.

Zephyr: Leanne! Whyd you do that? You know I dont care for our team.

Leanne: So? We cant just rely on eachother you know. What if I leave first before merge? You'll be hopeless. Right now we need to buddy with someone with experience, and Lara is the only vet on the team.

Zephyr: *sighs* I guess you have a point.

Lara: *Walks to Leanne* so ? Zephyr want ?

Leanne: he agrees.

Flamingos Chat
Jamie: Okay everyone, don't talk to me, don't get you face pummeled.

Ren: Um Hey I'm Ren.

SpongeBob: Hi guys, I'm SpongeBob!

Aversa: *flies in on dark pegasus* Hmph, so this is the team Ive been assigned to? Well, I see some familiar faces.

Taco: Oooooooooh! Pretty unicorn! *gets on dark pegasus* CAN I RIDE HIM? PLEEEEEEEEEASE?

Aversa: NO! MY PEGA PONY PRINCESS- I mean........Just be careful with it >.>

Henry: *appears* Hey guys! Just got here from the last season. Taco: YAY! THANKS AVERSA! :D *goes off on a joyride with the dark pegasus*

Kenneth: *pops in* Well THAT was embrassing.

Aversa: *Sees henry* (CONF) Great, my target is back in this season, and is even on my team! This is just too easy!

Henry: What's up guys? Nya ha ha!

Aversa: *checks watch* Ok, times up! *uses hex which teleports Taco and her dark pegasus back* Hope you had fun! *Pushes Taco off and rides dark pegasus*

Lily: *Arrives from the Dark Neighborhood with many monyes* Hai guys, i won the previous SEASON ! YEAHH !!! Hey Aversa,Henry,Taco and Kenneth you are here !! i'm so happy to see you guys !! it will be a great season how the previous i hope....oh do you know me and Drew will ger married after this season *Smile*

Kenneth: *pops in again* That's wonderful!

Taco: You ARE?.......Oh thank god! *hugs Lily*

Lily: Yay ! *Hugs Taco*

Ponies Chat
Nathan: Good we are the ponies ^-^ i think we can be all firends and be a nice team :)

Lydia: Want to be in an alliance Nathan?

Nathan: yes but not an evil alliance !?

Johnny: Hey you two wanna be in an aliance?

Lydia: *to Nathan* Of course not *maniacal laugh* HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough* *cough*

Dreamer: *bangs himself on a kendo stick* WHOEVER THE H*** MADE US PONIES IS A IDIOT!

Lydia: That was Johnny.

Nathan: emm...okay cause i'm not evil i have a son that is watching ^-^ emm okay Johnny you aren't evil right ?

Lydia: He is. I've watched him.

Johnny: I'm not evil unless you are mean to me.

Nathan: ...emm....on TV i meant....yes i was talking with you ^-^

Lydia: *whispers to Nathan* He is EEEVVIILL!

Nathan: !!! Really !!?

Lydia: He's got to go!

Nathan: emm...Johnny...never mind *Smile*

Lydia: *points at Johnny doing something not evil that looks evil* Look at him!

Johnny: DO you believe the person with the evil laugh. And how has Lydia watched me before? Besides I'm just reading a book.

Lydia: An EVIL book! NATHANLOOKATHIM

Nathan: (CONF) Lydia think that i'm stupid....but she don't know that i have many experience in my life...i know who is Johnny and who is Lydia...

Lydia: *runs over to Johnny* *takes book* LOOK IT'S- eh, it's, it's A Series of Unfortunate Events, oh. Okay, well, Johnny isn't the target there is much more to accomplish, I can get you to the final 3!

Johnny: Its just a book. And wrong title its a book on oragami. Anyways what do you do for fun Nathan?

Lydia: Hey Johnny, want to be in an alliance.?

Nathan: my life isn't very funny, i work,and pass my time with my son and with my wife but i like drink bere with my friend for fun ^

Lydia: O_ o (CONF) How old is he? He isn't a teenager...

Nathan: oh Sorry now you are thinking that i'm an old man...no i'm 19 years old

Lydia: You drink beer and your only 19? The legal age is 21...

Natahn: *Coughs*......*Walks away*

Patrick: I'm Patrick!

Squidward: They know who you are, Patrick.

Dreamer: I'm Dreamer! Tommy Dreamer!

Episode 1 - Strings of Trust (later today)
'''Chris: I'M BACK BABY AND BETTER THAN EVER NOW THAT I KICKED RIN OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD! So we all gotta trust each other or not for dem ratings and stuff. SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO! We're gonna start with a pair challenge! Team with the most people who complete the challenge win! Anyways, the pairs will be posted as well as their chat, you will talk there for 20-30 minutes and junk. So yeah, see ya!'''

Leanne and Lara Chat
Leanne: Cool, Just you and me! I hope Zephyr doesnt kill whoever hes paired with.

Lara: Yeah Leanne ! but what we have to do ?

Leanne: IDK, I guess we wait for Chris to give us instructions or something.

Lara: Good so....we can know each other better right ? so...do you have a best friend ?

Leanne: yes, Zephyr is my best friend.

Lara: Zephyr is a boy ?

Leanne: Yeah.

Lara: Good *Smile* so do you have a boyfriend ?

Leanne: No.

Lara: umm...me too xD what do you like to do for fun or something else ?

'''Chris: YO SUCKAS, WELCOME DAW- Nah, I can't be a rapper..........anyways, FOR DA CHALLENGE, WE MUST TRUST- Hold on, phone call. Okay back. ANYWAYS, *Pushes Leanne off a cliff* LARA, YOU MUST RUN DOWN AND CATCH HER! (5 lines, Leanne can post as she's falling to help out) GOOD LUCK!'''

Lara: are you jk ? -.- i hate run ! but she is my firend so...*Runs*

Leanne: AAAAAAUGGGGGHHHHHHH

Lara: *Runs for saving Leanne*

Leanne: ...............still waiting.

Lara: *Runs for saving Leanne*

leanne: *still falling* aw

Lara: *Runs for saving Leanne* (4)

Leanne: EEEEKKKK! HURRY UP! >.<

Lara: *Cathes Leanne* Yay ! are you okay ?

Leanne: Im fine, thank you.

Chris: THE SECOND TEAM TO FINISH THE CHALLENGE!

Kyle and Georgia Chat
Kyle: Greetings, it's a pleasure to be teamed with you.

Georgia: Hey Kyle.

Kyle: Yeah, we can be basic with greetings........my brother has infected my way of wordings. Though I don't know wher- sorry to ramble on about that.

'''Chris: KYLE, GEORGIA, I'M RUNNING OUT OF STEREOTYPES SO *Pushes Georgia off a cliff* Why not go save her? (5 lines to catch her, Georgia can post something as she's falling)'''

Kyle: This is sort of cruel, don't you think? But fine.........Georgia, don't worry! I'll catch you! *runs to go catch Georgia* (1)

Georgia: Help!

Kyle: *running* Stay calm, everything will be alright! (2)

Georgia: I'm falling how can I stay clam!?!!?!?!?!?!

Kyle: *running* Because I'll catch you! Though, we did just meet a day ago, so I'll understand if you don't trust me and think you'll fall to your death, but I'll still assure you it won't happen. (3)

Georgia: Kyle!

Kyle: *running* Almost there........she's almost near the ground, I have to make this catch quick...........

*Georgia falls into Kyle's arms, it now takes 4 posts because this challenge had too many inactives*

Kyle: Got you! *lets Georgia down* You alright?

Zephyr and Brooke Chat
Zephyr: *sighs* Good luck to us both, dont slow me down, etc, etc.

'''Chris: YOU SUCKERS, IT IS LE TIME FOR LE- Nah, I can't be french either...........what a problem that is. Anyways *pushes Brooke off a cliff* GO SAVE HER ZEPHYR- or else you lose and will be without Leanne for like five years. >.> (5 lines to go catch her, Brooke can post her screaming to help out)'''

Zephyr: *Runs to save Brooke* Ugh...

Brooke: Help!

Zephyr: What do you think Im doing? >.> *runs to save Brooke*

Brooke: A little faster please...

Zephyr: Shut up and wait! >.> *runs to save Brooke*

Brooke: Then I'm not talking to you!

Zephyr: *Sighs, runs to save Brooke*

Brooke: *mimicing Zephyr* My name is Zephyr. Na na na na na!

Zephyr: *catches Brooke* THERE! HAPPY! *drops her and walks away*

Brooke: YES! I AM!

Jacques and Kenneth Chat
Jacques: Erm, hey Kenne-

'''Chris: *pushes Jacques off a cliff* HEY SUCKERS- Yeah this is getting boring, save him Kenneth. >.> (5 lines to catch Jacques, he can help out as he's falling by screaming)'''

Jacques: *falling* ZUTS ALORS!

Kenneth: *catching Jacques* (1)

Jacques: ......Help, please!

Kenenth: *catching Jadques* (2)

Jacques: *still falling, now used to it*

Kenneth: *catching Jacques* (3)

Jacques: *falling*

Kenneth: *sets up a net at the end of the cliff* (4)

*Jacques falls onto the net, which then sends him flying into Kenneth's arms, since you guys got 4 posts*

Jacques: Is it over.....?

Henry and Aversa Chat
Henry: Hey! What's up?

Aversa: Not much. (CONF) Might as well use him for the challenge, then kill him when we're done.

Henry: That's cool, I hope this challenge involves swimming in blood..............getting blood...........blood's all I really gotta say, nya ha ha!

Aversa: You have an interesting way of amusing people...

Henry: Thanks! Even if it was an insult, fine by me! Nya ha ha!

'''Chris: *cuts off Aversa's Dark Pegasus' wings* It'll grow back eventually, ANYWAYS *Pushes Aversa off a cliff* HENRY GO SAVE HER! THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN AGES! AGE-'''

Henry: Are you old-

'''Chris: Shut up. >.> (5 lines to catch her, Aversa can scream and help out by doing that to make it quicker)'''

Henry: *runs to catch Aversa* I wonder if there are spikes that will activate if I fail...........blood.........nya ha ha!

Aversa: Well this sucks.

Henry: *running to catch Aversa* ............Dang speed, I need a speedwing later, nya ha ha! (bad speed in-game reference)

Aversa: *Waiting, falling*

Henry: Oh wait, I have a horse. *rides horse to Aversa, barely quicker* Oh right, its leg got stabbed..........I'M COMING AVERSA, DON'T THINK ABOUT A BLOODY DEATH, YET- though if it did happe- nevermind, nya ha ha!

Aversa: Ugh.....

Henry: *riding horse* Almost there!

Aversa: HURRY UP ALREADY!

Henry: *finds speedwing and rides super fast* YAY! *hits wall* Ow. *dizzily gets off the horse and catches Aversa* Gotcha, nya ha ha! Now excuse me while I go count some stars. *disappears*

Chris: YOU TWO ARE THE FIRST TO FINISH, GOOD JOB!

Aversa: Thank you for saving me, I'll let you live for the rest of the evening.

Lily and Taco Chat
Lily: Yess !! TACO !! *-*

Taco: HAI! <3

Lily: *Hugs Taco*

Taco: *hugs Lily*

'''Chris: *pushes Lily off a cliff* TACO, GO SAVE HER FOR DEM HUGS! (5 lines to catch her, Lily can help out by screaming so things get done quicker)'''

Lily: emm...Taco ? HURRY UP !!

Taco: *cathcing Lily* (1)

Lily: TAco !!

Taco: I'M COMING! *catchnig Lily* (2)

Lily: *Cries*...i'm afriad to die !

Taco: *catches Lily thanks to her legs* (3)

Lily: Taco you grabs my leg !

Taco: Wait for it..........*gets some arms and catches Lily* Here we go! (4)

Lily: YAY ! c'mon Taco !

Taco: *puts Lily back to safety* (5) SOURCREAM!

Lily: *Hugs Taco* Finally ! thanks Dear *Kisses Taco on the cheek*

Taco: You're welcome! :3

Chris: THIRD TEAM TO FINISH!

SpongeBob and Ren Chat
SpongeBob: Hi, Ren! I'm SpongeBob! I hope we can be great friends! :D

Ren: Um, sure.

'''Chris: *pushes SpongeBob off a cliff* Save him, Clumsy Smurf. >.> (5 lines to catch him, SB can help out by screaming)'''

Ren: *runs*

SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ren misses by tripping and SpongeBob falls to the ground on his face*

Drew and Jamie Chat
Jamie: .....Hi

Drew: Hey!

Jamie: ....Hi, what's up?

'''Chris: *pushes Jamie off a cliff* DREW, BE A MAN! (5 lines to go catch her, Jamie can help by screaming or something to make things quicker)'''

Jamie: *while falling* .....meh....

Drew: *catches Jamie* (1)

Jamie: Thanks....

(the poster has to post 5 times, the faller just lets the poster post again.)

Drew: *catches Jamie*

Jamie: ...

Drew: *catches Jamie* (3)

Jamie: ...

Drew: *catches* (4)

Jamie: ...

*Jamie falls onto Drew's arms because you guys got 4 posts*

Lydia and Johnny Chat
Lydia: Hi Johnny.

Johnny: Hi Lydia.

Lydia: How is your day?

'''Chris: *pushes Lydia off a cliff* ............**** this, figure out what to do. >.> (5 lines to catch Lydia who can help by screaming)'''

Lydia: I HATE YOU CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

Johnny: *runs* I'm coming!

Lydia: THAAAAANKS!

Johnny: *runs*

Lydia: Hurry!

*Lydia falls onto the ground on her face because Johnny missed*

Dreamer and Squidward Chat
Dreamer: *bangs himself on the chair 2 times* That's ECW talk for Hey!

Squidward: Uh...Hi. I'm Squidward. Nice to meet you!

'''Chris: *pushes Dreamer off a cliff* SQUIDWARD, DO BE A HERO! (5 lines to catch Dreamer, Dreamer can help by screaming)'''

Dreamer: IIIIIIIIII DON'T BELIEVE IN LIFE ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Squidward: *Tries to help him* (1)

(Don't double post please)

Dreamer: *bangs himself on the chair*

*Squidward misses and Dreamer falls onto the ground on his face*

Nathan and Patrick Chat
Nathan Hey Patrick i'm with you good thing i hope ^-^

Patrick: I like burritos...

Nathan: ahah xD good

Patrick: Do you like burritos?

Nathan: em no thanks i prefer don't eat burritos

'''Chris: *pushes Patrick off a cliff* ...................Figure out what to do on your own *****. *runs away* (5 lines to save Patrick, Patrick can help by screaming)'''

Nathan: i can not save him ? i'm joking xD *tries to save Patrick*

Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: oh Patrcik ?! *Tries to save Patrick*

*Nathan misses and Patrick falls to the ground on his face*

Nathan: are you ok patrick ?

Desiree and The Drama Chat
The Drama: Hey!

Desiree: What's up?

The Drama: Nothin' much.

'''Chris: *pushes The Drama off a cliff* DESIREE- Nah, you won't do it. (5 lines to go catch the Drama, Drama can help by screaming)'''

The Drama: AAAAAH! *pulls out makeup* Okay, not to much blush, take two. *puts makeup away* AAAAAAAH!

Desiree: *catches Drama* (1)

The Drama: Thanks!

(The screamer doesn't count, it's just to let the poser post again.)

Desiree: *catches* (2)

The Drama: :D

Desiree: *catches* (3)

The Drama: :D

Desiree: *catches* (4)

The Drama: :D

*Drama falls onto Desiree's arms because you guys got 4 posts*

Results
Chris: Only:

Leanne & Lara

Zephyr & Brooke

Kyle & Georgia

Jacques & Kenneth

Henry & Aversa

Lily & Taco

and

Desiree & The Drama

'''finished the challenge! That's 4 points Deer, 3 points Flamingos, and............1 point Ponies, so PONIES ONE OF YOU WILL BE GOIN' HOME, HOMEBOY- WHY AM I STILL DOING THESE IMPRESSIONS? >.>'''

Elimination Ceremony - Ponies
Nathan (CONF) i really don't know who can vote..so.....i will vote....emm...Patrick

Deer Chat
Leanne: Oh, we won, cool!

Zephyr: (CONF) Brooke was a pain in the a**....

'''Chris: *announces the sneak peek on speaker* SO NOW WE'LL SPLIT YOU UP INTO THE TRIOS! Also, welcome........................KANSAS TO THE TEAM! *Closes chat*'''

Kyle, Georgia, & Zephyr Chat
Zephyr: Aw damn it!

Kyle: You alright?

Zephyr: Ugh, Im fine. Just stay away from me until the challenge starts, got it?

Kyle: You're obviously not........you seem way too hostile to be fine. Did something happen?

Zephyr: What? No. GO AWAY! GEEZUS!

Kyle: ....................Fascinat- I'm turning into my brother...............yeah, I'll leave you be while I go erase his words from my vocabulary real quick. Do you happen to know a Lione- oh whoops, stupid question..........I'll leave you be before I do anything I reveal too much..........farewell, Zephyr. *disappears*

Zephyr: *shooting bullets through the ceiling for no apparant reason*

Leanne, Lara, & Kansas Chat
Leanne: Hi Lara, Hi new person! (CONF) Oh geez, I hope Zephyr does alright with the others in his trio......Oh god........what if he kills them all? I knew we shouldnt have brought a suitcase full of shotguns, handguns, and grenades!

Lara: Hai Leanne ^-^ *Galres the new person*...>.>

Flamingos Chat
'''Chris: *announces sneak peek on speaker* ANYWAYS, WELCOME BRUCE TO THE TEAM! *Closes chat*'''

Episode 2 - Trios of Epicness (TOMORROW OR THE DAY AFTER)
(SO I REMEMBER AND FOR SNEAK PEEKS, HERE ARE THE TRIOS FOR THIS CHALLENGE LATER, ONE PONY TRIO WILL TURN INTO A DUO:

Kyle, Georgia, & Zephyr

Leanne, Lara, & the Deer Debuter

Jacques, Kenneth, & Brooke

Henry, Aversa, & Lily

Taco, Ren, & SpongeBob

Drew, Jamie & the Flamingo Debuter

Desiree, Drama, & Patrick

Johnny, Nathan, & Squidward

Lydia, Dreamer, and The Pony Debuter

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR SNEAK PEEK WITH YOUR HOST, TRENTFAN)