User blog:Sunshineandravioli/A Little Somethin' For the Holidays

Hello to everyone out there in wiki-land! It's Christmas Eve, and I thought, just as a little something to make your holiday bright, I'd write this up: a parody of the SpongeBob Christmas special, in particular the part where they perform "The Very First Christmas". Starring Sunshine, Han, Wood Boy, Shadow, Sonic, Chimmy, Duncan, Harold, Owen, Nalyd, and various others in the background. Enjoy!

(Anything in italics is sung, bold is used for names, and regular text means someone is speaking. Astericks (**) are used for actions.)

* music starts, Sunshine and Han, both wearing Christmas hats, are shown cutting down a tree in front of Shadow's home as they begin singing*

Sunshine and Han: ''It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday! Not your normal, average everyday!'' *they finish cutting down the tree, which falls with a THUD and catches Shadow's attention*

Shadow: ''Sounds like someone felled my old Chao Fruit tree... Sunshine and Han, of course! Why'd you do this to me???''

Sunshine: The world feels like it's in loverly!

Han: *confused* "Loverly"?

Shadow: Go away before I harm you bodily!

Sunshine and Han: *ignoring the threat* This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!

* cuts to Sunshine and Han, decorating the inside of Sunshine's home with ravioli-themed Christmas decor*

Sunshine: There'll be decorations, pasta, and plenty of snow!

Han: *gesturing to Shadow, who is unwittingly standing under some mistletoe* Say, Sunshine, who's that under the mistletoe? *Sunshine, obviously pleased, grins and fixes her hair*

Shadow: *looking up, realizing that the mistletoe is there* ''What? Who? Me? Would you look at the time... I should go!!!'' *he tears away, running past Duncan and Harold, with their arms around each other*

Harold: People seem a little more brotherly!

Duncan: *shoving a fruitcake in Harold's face* ''Here's a present, dork, to you from me! ''*Harold, displeased, chucks the fruitcake aside, where it lands in the trash atop dozens of other discarded fruitcakes*

Han: Even all the trash at Christmas smells so sweetly!

Owen: *pops up next to the trash can* OOH! Fruitcake! *begins eating straight from the trashcan*

Sunshine and Han: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!

Sunshine: *doing "the Duncan" in front of a Christmas-y background* ''La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! *suddenly bursts into Shadow's home, still doing "the Duncan", much to his surprise* La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!''

Shadow: ''What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy???''

Sunshine and Han: *tap dancing, using candy canes as canes* Step outside, we've got something for you to see! *Han eats her candy cane*

* cuts to Sunshine, Han, and Shadow outside, staring at Shadow's house, which Sunshine and Han have decorated*

Shadow: ''What the heck??? Take this stuff down immediately!!!''

* cuts to Chimmy and Nalyd, roasting chestnuts over an open fire*

Chimmy: Chestnuts roast, and burn in the third degree!

Nalyd: *catches on fire* IT BURNS!!!

* cuts to a bunch of people, admiring the decorated Chao Fruit tree that Sunshine and Han cut down*

Random People: Tonight, things are good as they seem to be!

Han: *holding up Wood Boy* Wood Boy on top will complete all the scenery!

Wood Boy: What?!?! *is chucked to the top of the tree by Han*

Everyone: This Christmas feels like...

Sonic: *pops up out of nowhere, singing in an extremely high pitched voice* THE VERY FIRST CHISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


 * camera pans to Shadow, glaring at the celebrations from his window*

Everyone: This Christmas feels like...

Sonic: *pops up again, singing in an extremely high pitched voice* THE VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEE!!!!

Shadow: *taken aback* What in the-?! *decides not to ask, sighs, and shuts his curtains*

THE END XD

(Hope you all liked that! Happy Holidays!!! Love and Ravioli, Sunshine ^^)