My Total Drama All-Stars/Playa Des Losers

This is where fallen All-Stars will learn to accept their fate as reality show has-beens. Here they can cool off from elimination in our heated swimming pool, drink smoothies at the Tiki Bar, sleep in a five-star hotel, work out at the gym, and even get perfectly grilled steak (plus more)! Quite the treatment, huh?

Residents

 * 1) Scott - S321
 * 2) B - S321
 * 3) Griffin - SoaringSpirits
 * 4) Kyndel - SoaringSpirits
 * 5) Anne Maria - SoaringSpirits
 * 6) Derek - S321
 * 7) Alejandro - Sunsummer7
 * 8) Bridgette - MPPS

Swimming Pool
Scott: I HATE HEATHER! SHE GOT ME OUT TOO EARLY, AND SHE'S DOING WHATEVER SHE WANTS!

B: YEAH ME TOO! LET'S BREAK OUT!

Derek: YEAH! ME THREE!

Chris: Sorry, no dice. *leaves*

B: WE'LL BREAK OUT EVENTUALLY!

Derek: YEAH! WE'RE NOT GOING TO STAY HERE FOREVER!

Chris: *locks everyone in with no way out*

Scott: F*** YOU MCCLEAN! I'M SUPPOSED TO GET REVENGE ON HEATHER!

Chris: *drives off, not caring*

Scott: GET BACK HERE MCCLEAN! I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU! HEATHER WILL FACE MY WRATH ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alejandro: *walking in* I seriously doubt it Scott, but I definately feel your pain. *dives in pool* But you know what? This place is pretty sweet!

Griffin: How can you enjoy this place? Its a constant reminder that you wont win the million bucks

Anne Maria: I'm with shorty over here, more spray tan please... *She grabs 2 million more cans of Spray tan*

Kyndel: The environment is going to suffer because of you...good game.

Alejandro: Thanks Kyndel. Also, I like this place because there's no challenges, and everything basically IS what you can buy with the million. Ever saw it that way? I mean, massages, tiki bars, 5-star hotels, heated pool, and a killer grill? Awesome! *swimming*

Scott: I think I'm going to go cook a burger! *turns on the grill, but accidentally slips and his mouth smashes against it and is severely burned* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE MEDICALS! NOW!

Medicals: Don't worry, Scott! We'll treat your wounds! *slaps a Bane mask on his face* All better!

Scott: *shaves his head so he can look like Bane* Now my voice sounds robotic! Just great!

Chris: *flies in on a jet pack* Scott, we're bringing you back as an intern for ratings gold. Your task right now is the scare the cast like a horror movie right at the cabin. Do us proud!

Scott: Yes sir!

Alejandro: *having just watched the previous episode and comes back* Well, looks like Scott's being chased away and Bridgette was flushed. She should be here any time now...


 * immediately after that, Bridgette bursts out of the sewer because of the water pressure*

Alejandro: Well that was fast.

Theater
Chris: Here's my personal favorite! You can watch the season live!

Alejandro: *watching but then covers eyes* Oh man, Scott! What's wrong with you?
 * Episode 7 plays*