Total Drama: Back to the Neighborhood

'''ft Chris: We've had TDN, TDN2, TDN4, TDN5, and TDM! And we're back to the Neighborhood! Some new and some old contestants competing and stuff. But who will win, you ask? Well, stay tuned and find out! I'm sure it'll be loads of fun! AGAIN, thanks to NZ Man123 for the name. He wins a cupcake.'''

Sign-Ups (CLOSED)

 * 1) Charlie - the dark one - NZ Man123
 * 2) Dante (Returning) - The Nerd - NZ Man123
 * 3) Lynna - The hot one - Blaineley
 * 4) Iris: The crazy one - Blaineley
 * 5) Lili(Returning)-Daddy's little angel-Bakura13
 * 6) Don - The Stuttering Talker - TrentFan
 * 7) Miles - The Too Cool To Do Stuff Guy - TrentFan
 * 8) Hwoarang-Blood Talon-Bakura13
 * 9) Bob -worshipper of evil daarkness and hatred- Eros123
 * 10) Alex (Returning)- Dante's Angry Wall of Meat - Eros123
 * 11) Taybina-Gunner*TG*-The Hunteress-OMGDP
 * 12) Jennifer( the hot pretty popular girl)- TotalDramaFan11
 * 13) Jim- The Cynical One- S321
 * 14) Rick- The Wild One- S321
 * 15) Tyker - The Game Junkie - Vick0971
 * 16) Tati - The Fame Monger - Vick0971
 * 17) Crystal-The Shy, Nice girl- Simmers2393
 * 18) Alexis-The Hot Nerd- Simmers2393
 * 19) Jo- Scienceboy0
 * 20) The Doctor- (returning) The Time Traveling Alien- Scienceboy0
 * 21) Paisley- The pretty girl-Ashley125
 * 22) Aaron (Returning because I hate Cyrus XD Plus a boy now O_o)- The Determined Bada***- TaygenTeagan
 * 23) Piper- The Attractive Prodigy- TaygenTeagen
 * 24) Nina-The Backstabber- TDFCH
 * 25) Nathan - (Returning) The Strategist - XrisHearts
 * 26) Kimberly (Kim for short) - The Female athelete - XrosHearts

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Elimination Table

 * Means that Christie took the place of Aaron this episode.

Pre-Chat
Chris: Welcome, returnees, newbies, Doctor, to Total Drama: BACK TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

Doctor: It looks like I'm the first one.

Jo: It's great to be back in total drama. haven't been here for what? 6 seasons? I only had Revenge of the Island.

Rick: *smoking a cigar* I can't wait to do this! This will be AWESOME!!!

Tyker:*arrives with his 3DS* Its great to be here.

Chris: Doctor, Jo, Rick, and Tyker, welcome to the show, hope you enjoy yourselves!

Jo: Thanks.

Doctor: *sees Tyker's 3DS* Nice! Can I have that? It would be amazing for my collection.

Jim: *hops off the boat* Woah, this place sucks. Hi, I'm Jim.

'''Chris: Sucks? This place is supposed to be nice.'''

Tyker: NO! Its mine you can't have it

Tati: *arrives* Hello, losers

Crystal: *arrives* Hi....um....it nice to be here *blushes*

Jim: Nice for a peasant

Rick: *smoking weed* TIME FOR SOME WILD PARTIES!!!

Chris: Meanwhlie in TDM, Chris-Bot is taking over and we'll see whether Mike, OJ, or Lili wins.

Jo: Great! Can we watch?

Doctor: *to Tyker* I'll give you my 5DS! *shows him the ultimate gamng device from the future*

Chris: Sure, we'll be showing the challenge tonight :)

Jo: Nice. Will it be the finale? Or will be going down to 2?

Chris: You'll find out when you watch it.

Aaron: GO LILI!!!!!!!!!!!!

TG: Hi I'm Taybina Gunner and I like too hunt *Shows everyone her Bow and arrows*

Tyker: I think about it

Doctor: I'll turn it on for you. *game suddenly turns on* It connects to your mind.

TG: *Rolls eyes* Hmm *Aims her Bow and arrow at Somebody* (You can take away her bow and arrows if you like XD)

Piper: Whoa, whoa whoa! *Takes TG's bow and arrows and Shoots It At Random Tree* No firing unless Chris says so!

TG: But I need Blood! I'm no Vampire from the twilight zone I had a bow and arrows since Birth I even injured my sister's Arm!

Don: H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-Hi Chris.

Chris: ......DON'T STUTTER!

Don: But I-I-I can't stop it.

Chris: Whatever, welcome Don, TG, and Piper!

Tyker: I made up my mind, Doc I rather keep my 3DS

Piper: *To TG* I won 30 Olympic gold medals!

Alexis:*arrives* Woah is that the new 3D handheld console with custom PICA200 graphics, with a top screen of 3.53 inches, and a resolution of 800x240 pixels? (to Tyker)

Don: H-h-h-h-h-hi everybody.

Tyker: Umm yes it is *blushes*

TG:(CONF) Wow most guys are soo Scawny here...

Don: (CONF) S-s-s-stupid s-s-s-stutering, hopefully it doesn't effect me in t-t-the game.

Alexis: Nice, can I watch over your shoulder akwardly while you play?

Jo: Way more people than there usually are. Why so many contestants, Mclean?

Piper: *To Don* Are you okay?

Don: Y-y-y-y-yes, why? U-u-unless, you mean the stuttering.

Tati: (CONF) *admiring herself* Ok I didn't sign up to this show to win, I really sign up to show America how sexy I am.

Tyker: Umm ok *plays 3ds while Alexis watch*

Doctor: I'm not in it for the money either. I just want to have fun! I don't have much of a use for money.

Don: T-t-t-t-that's cool.

Piper: Me too. I am a billionaress already.

Alexis:*To Don* I'd like to know more about your disorder, may I disect your brain?

Doctor: No need. Just use this. *pulls out sonic screwdriver* Ues sonic waves. It's harmless!

Don: N-n-n-n-no, please.

Piper: Guys, you don't have the right nor commen sense to know more about Don's stuttering.

TG: Piper Can I have my Bow and Arrows back?!

Alexis: Fine *To Don* Sorry if my actions harmed you

Piper: *Gives The Best Arrows In The World To TG* Those are rare.

Don: *to Alexis* I-I-I-I-It's okay.

TG: Wow...There soo Pretty....How can I repay you!

Doctor: These are rarer. *shows TG more arrows* These are made from Dalekanuim. Virtually indestructable!

Piper: *Frowns* No, they're plastic.

Doctor: No! They were forged as a prototype for the Dalek exoskeleton, by Davros.

Don: C-c-c-c-cool, I think.

TG: Well then *Breaks Plastic Arrows and thorws them too Piper*

Crystal: That wasn't very nice

Piper: *Uses Arrows And Hits random Target And Gets Bulls Eye*

TG: Can I have Back my Arrows! *Too Crystal* *Rolls Eyes then Glares at her* Don't tell me what too do!

Piper: Sorry.

Tati: Stop the madness! And start looking at me.

TG: *Too Piper* I'm sorry Too You can Have them if you like...*Looks at Tati and Barfs a little*

Piper: *To Tati* Stop being selfish, b***h, and learn some manners, will ya?

Tati: You better get your wanna-be a** out of here before I snap your neck.

Doctor: What? Well, I guess it wasn't dalekanium.

Piper: For weak s**t, you sure give some threats.

TG: I Argee with Piper.

Piper: (CONF) Tati should get her little f****** prissy a** and hit the road because she needs a brain to respect people.

Don: *to Doctor* W-w-w-w-well, it looked nice.

Tati: (CONF) Ok Piper needs to go, ugh can't stand that b***h

Tyker: (CONF) Finally a girl who know games like I do, all this time I thought that was a myth.

Don: S-S-S-So, is anybody excited t-t-to be here, kind of?

Tyker: I am, Don this place is so awesome.

Don: Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah, so far.

Crystal:(Conf) Maybe getting involved isint the best option

Don: *to Crystal* W-w-w-w-w-what about you? W-w-w-what do you think about this place so far?

Crystal: Oh its um......nice

Don: I-I-I-I-I-I-Is something wrong?

Hwoarang:*Arrives on his motorbike*

Crystal: No I'm just not good at talking

Jo: The finale is comming on! *live streaming of Total Drama Motel turns on*

Don: *to Crystal* I-I-I-I-I-I'm not good at talking either, I keep on stuttering *to Jo* C-c-c-cool.

Doctor: *watches* Lightsaber battle over a volcano of jelly! Sounds like last tuesday.

Crystal:*to Don* Maybe we can be friends *smiles*

Don: S-S-S-S-S-Sure.

Hwoarang:*Watches* That blondie's kinda cute!

Jo: I heard she's comming back. *OJ's lightsaber falls* Well, he's done.

Hwoarang: sweet!

Tyker: Come on OJ!

Doctor: Wait, that doens't look like jelly.

Hwoarang: Your right! It looks like JELL-O!

Jo: IT'S LAVA! *OJ sinks and dies* O_O

Doctor: O_O

Hwoarang: THE HOT CHICK WINS!!!!! :D

Doctor: I could have saved him! I will avenge him! AND WIN!

Don: P-P-Poor OJ.

Hwo: Poor coca-cola....

Jo: Dude, his name was OJ.

Hwo: Whatevs.

Tyker:RIP OJ

Jo: *watches* Wait! He's alive!

Doctor: YES!!!!!!!! *Yomby die*

Hwo: WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

TG: *Watches* This is too good.

Hwo:Yep

Doctor: *sees Harold congragulate Lili* I remember him. He was nice.

Hwo: *sees Leo* THAT S*** IS HOT!

Don: I-I-I-I feel bad for OJ.

Hwo: Yeah.

Tyker: Ok When do we get to start?

Chris: When the last two arrive.

TG: Poor Orange Juice or OJ (CONF) OJ=Orange Juice

Doctor: It was weird. I couldn't find any info on Harold after today.

Hwo: I forgot he existed.

Jo: Weak.

Hwo: What? He barely did anything!

Aaron: I'm just glad Lili won.

Doctor: *harold dies* NO!!!!!!!! I WILL AVENGE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

TG: I thought I was the WERID one and Harold came in 17th place.

Doctor: And he died for it.

Tyker: Zombie OJ!!

TG: Oh my!

Jo: Maybe he was made of orange juice. *laughs*

Don: U-U-Um, I hope no one dies h-h-here.

TG:*Steals Arrows back from Pipper but leaves her one* It's not going too be me I kill for Living not people animals!

Jo: Well, now we just wait until it's time to start.

Lili:*Arrives from TDM, crying*

Doctor: I feel your pain.

Don: S-S-S-Sorry about what h-h-h-happened.

Lili:Thanks.

Aaron: Yeah, sorry. *Gives Lili Quick Hug*

Lili:YAY I FEEL LOVED!

Jo: What happened with the money? Did OJ take it?

Lili: No, I have it.

Piper: Good. Having a REAL million dollars is lucky.

Lili:Yeah.

Hwo:Wait, she's here?*Runs up to Lili* Hi!

Lili:Uh,hi.

Aaron: *Pats Lili's Back* You'll get used to it.

Lili: YAY

Tyker: Hey Chris do you think 27 is enough?

Hwo:Just start.

Aaron: (CONF) I have a monster crush on Lili. And I'll try to be her best friend. I am NOT going to be Sierra.

Lili:*dancing*

Hwo:*Riding his motorbike*

Tyker: *playing Super Mario 3D Land on his 3DS*

Miles: Hey guys! Nobody's a loser here, though, right? That would be lame!

Lili: Well, I just won last season, so I'm not!

Miles: Well, that's cool, I think.

'''Chris: So here's Miles! We're just waiting on one person!'''

Lili: And who might that be?

'''Chris: Um, nevermind. Miles and Lili get to pick the teams for being the last two to talk! Whoever talks next will also get to pick the teams that isn't Hwo or Don.'''

Rick: Yay!!!!

Nathan: Wait what?

'''Chris: Yeah, Miles, Lili, and Rick in that order. If you don't respond it will be randomly chosen by me or be chosen by the next person who posts. Miles?'''

Miles: I'll take The Doctor, he seems cool.

Chris: Lili?

Lili:Hwoarang seems cool. Welcome to the team.

Chris: Rick?

Piper: Ricky?

Lili: RICK! MOVE YOU A**.

Aaron: (CONF) God, Lili is f****** beautiful.

Piper: RICHIE RICH! Oh shoot, Ricky. Not Richie.

Lili: Answer! I will not be humiliated this way!

'''Chris: And Rick gets Piper, Piper will now choose until Rick gets back. So, Miles goes again.'''

Miles: I guess I choose Don, he doesn't seem TOO bad.

Chris: Lili?

Lili: Aaron, definatly!

Chris: Okay, now, to Piper/Rick!

Piper: TG for the win!

Chris: Miles?

Miles: Lynna, I guess.

Chris: Lili?

Lili: Oh my gosh, DANTE IS SO CUTE! I WANT HIM!

Chris: Back to Piper/Rick.

Piper: If he's not here until we finish voting for members, I should be team captain. Um, Tyker.

Chris: Sure, and Miles?

Miles: Tati, I guess.....

Chris: Lili?

Tyker: Yay for once Im not geting pick last

Lili: Jeniffer, your in.

Chris: Um, Piper?

Piper: Nathan looks promising.

Chris: Miles?

Miles: I choose Charlie.

Chris: Lili?

Lili:Alex? YOUR ALIVE!? GET ON MY TEAM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Chris: Piper?

Piper: Crystal.

Chris: Miles?

Miles: Alexis.

Chris: Lili?

Lili: Iris, get your hota** over here!

Chris: Piper?

Piper: Jo.

Chris: Miles?

Miles: Nina.....I think.

Chris: Lili?

Lili: Bob, JOIN THE DARK SIDE! We have sex!

Chris: And Piper, your last choice, remember it's TD, there MIGHT be a twist >:)

Piper: Jim?

Tyker: (CONF) I'm kinda scared of Lili but yet kinda attracted to her.

'''Chris: And in AN AMAZING TWIST, Kimberly and Paisley are sent home! Everyone else is safe for today. Miles' team, your team name is The Chilling Penguins(orange), Lili's team you are The Super Tigers(maroon), and Piper's team is the Jumping Dolphins.(grey).'''

Alex: Nice twist Chris

Lili: Now we have dance party?

Chris: No.

The Penguins Chat
Miles: I think I chose a pretty cool team, right?

Charlie: I guess. I know this place like the back of my hand/

Miles: That's cool.

Don: Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah.

Charlie: Wait. Why is Chirs goning into my house?

Miles: You know the house, key thing. We live in a house here until we're eliminated and stuff.

Charlie: Well I see no reasson for him to use my house as one.

Miles: I don't know, but hey look at the bright side, that house may be yours.

Don: Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah, I-I-I-I-I-I watched you on TDM, t-t-t-that was a sad story.

Alexis: *brings out cooler* Who wants a beer?

Don: W-W-W-W-What? N-N-N-N-No thanks.

Alexis: *hands one to Don anyways*

Don: U-u-u-u-um, no thanks, y-y-y-y-you can take it back.

Charlie: Hand me a cold one.

Alexis: *throws Charlie a beer*

Don: S-S-S-S-So what do you guys think of the team?

Miles: I think it's cool.

Alexis: I thin- *throws up* I'm so freaking wasted! *laughs*

Charlie: I don;t get drunk.

Don: U-U-U-U-Um, okay then.

Alexis:*to Don* Stop manhandling me with those eyes!

Don: W-W-W-W-What?

Alexis:*drunk* You think you're so sexy don't you, well I'm not falling for it!

Don: I-I-I-I-I'm g-g-g-g-going to walk away *walks away*

Alexis:*drunk* Go ahead walk away from your dreams!

Don: (CONF) I-I-I-I-I guess, that was an i-i-i-interesting time, with the team.

Alexis: *walks into Don in the confesional* Oh there you are I've been looking all over for you Mr. Cuddles!

Charlie: (CONF) Wait. This is my cousins bathroom.

Aaron: *Lands On Feet* Uh...

Alexis: *to Aaron* Where did you come from? Are you my grandma?!

Aaron: What? No! Can I stay here for a while?

Alexis:*drunk* We have a no clothes policy, so if you want to stay you'll have to undress yourself *laughs*

Don: (CONF) H-h-h-hopefully we win next time.

Aaron: Um...want me to kiss you? Cuz I know that works.

Alexis: I ain't no w*****! *blacks out and falls on the floor*

Aaron: Nobody rape her.

Miles: *to Charlie* Which one's your house?

Charlie: *points at big three sotry one* That one. I had to pay for it.

Miles: It looks awesome. Nicely spent. WAIT, did you pay for it yourself?

Charlie: *nods*

Miles: Well, don't you still live with your parents, shouldn't they have helped pay?

Charlie: Well my parents moved in one day after I buy the house. And they are so lazy to do anything.

Miles: That sucks. If I win, I'll give you half the money, is that cool?

Charlie: OK. But knowing Chris it's cheese.

Miles: Well, cheese is still cool, I'll still give you some if you want.

Charlie: *shrugs*

Miles: Yeah.

Charlie: *puts in key* Chris f***ing changed the locks. What a d***

Miles: That sucks.

Charlie: *kicks door down and fixes it when inside*

Aaron: I'm gonna leave now, okay? *Pushes Button And Transports To Lili >:D*

Don: O-O-O-Okay.

Miles: *to Charlie* Awesome, can I come in, and see how it looks?

Charlie: *brings Miles in and shows him TV and linving rooom*

Miles: This place looks cool.

Charlie: Guess who payed for it?

Miles: Um.....you?

Charlie: Got it in one.

Miles: I see, that sucks, that your parents don't do anything and you have to buy everything on your own.

Charlie: The sucky part is they use everything I buy.

Miles: Yeah, that sucks. Well if you win, hopefully it will somehow change.

Charlie: Yes. I hope so.

Miles: Yeah, you're pretty cool. So don't worry if I win, you'll get half the money/cheese. That way you can have a better life.....or something.

Charlie: *nods*

Miles: ....It would be awesome if there was an Ice Cream Shop somewhere here.

Aaron: *Appears* Sorry. I had to get out an awkward emergency.

Don: O-O-O-O-O-O-Okay.

Charlie: *walks to an ice cream shop*

Miles: Whoa, that's cool.

Lynna: Hi... *Flips hair*

Miles: Um, hi?

Don: H-H-H-H-H-H-H-Hi.

Lynna: Lookin' for a good time boys?

Doctor: Of course! That's the only reason I'm here! *dances*

Alexis:*wakes up* Oh god it feels like someone is slamming me in the head with a hammer

Doctor: *is slamming Alexis in the head with a hammer*

Alexis: I need some coffee

Lyna: Then kiss me, baby. *kisses Doctor*

Aaron: O_o *PUshes Button and Teleports To Dolphins*

Doctor: That was amazing! (CONF) I never thought I would find someone like that again! Ever since Rose...

Tati: (CONF) At least I'm not on Piper's team.

Don: G-G-G-G-G-Go team?

Lynna: *kisses Doctor* Time of your life, huh?

Miles: *brings back ice cream* Me and Charlie found some, anyone want some?

Alexis: I'll have some

Don: M-M-M-Me too.

Miles: Sure *hands one to Alexis and Don* Trust me, it tastes great!

Alexis: *eats ice cream* Thats delicous! Where did you aquire this?

Miles: There was a hidden ice cream shop around here, and we found it. Cool, right?

Alexis: Awsome *starts chocking on spoon*

Don: Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah, it's c-c-cool.

Alexis: *gets laptop out and starts playing video games*

Miles: Hopefully we win this next challenge, so we can become a cool team and stuff.

Alexis: Aren't we already a cool team? *continues playing video games*

Miles: Yeah, but so we can become EVEN cooler.

Alexis: I don't see how thats possible we're already badasses

Miles: Yeah, I guess, but if we lose and eliminate someone first from the teams, that will be uncool.

Alexis: Yes it's almost challange time!

Miles: We're going to do an awesome job, you know, because we're cool.

The Tigers Chat
Dante: *hides*

Lili: WHO WANTS SMOOTHIES!?

Aaron: ME!

Dante: *hides*

Aaron: Oh and, *Pulls Dante Out* Do you want him?

Lili:*Gives Aaron,Hwo, and Aaron smoothies*

Dante: *says something scientific*

Lili: Um, ok.

Aaron: Dante, will you do my homework?

Hwo: Mine too?

Alex: DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNTTTTEE IT ME REMEMBER

Aaron: Translate this; Lili pense que tu es adorable et veut vous donner un retour.

Bob: please stop i cant here my own dark thoughts

Lili: Ugh you remind me of Goth Boy from Mysims.

Bob: i have a dagger of black glass be careful

Lili: O_O

Dante: *finishes Alex's homework* OK big fellow. WIll you be my angry wall of meat again?

Aaron: Bob, give me that dagger.

Bob: no

Alex:yes

Lili:*Takes dagger and hives it to aaron*

Aaron: *Slits (Cuts) In Arm That Says "I'm A Useless B****"*

Lili: AAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!

Aaron: *Smiles*Don't worry, I do it all the time.

Lili: O_O

Bob: *takes dagger and kicks Aaron in the chin* dont touch my spirit dagger ever

Aaron: *Gets Shotgun* I'm a emo too, b****. Don't control me.

Bob: im not emo

Alex: pulls out bunny* this is blossom

Dante: OK Alex break up the fight.

Lili: YOUR BUNNY IS CUTE!

Alex:*takes shotgun and breaks it like a tooth pick* GGGGGGRRRRRRRRR

Lili: Oh my.

AlexandBob: WE are powerful so becareful (in unision)

Aaron: And when did I care?

Dante: Calm down angry wall of meat.

LIli: Please dont fight.

Alex: since i broke your shot gun

Bob: since i stole this (holds up bluck gem necklace)

Lili: PLEASE STOP!

Dante: *hides*

Hwo:Guys chill!

Dante: *hides*

Aaron; *Picks Up Random Watch* Cool! *Pushes Button And Accidentally Teleports To Penguins*

Hwo:O_O

bOB(conf) I hope they dont know that Alex and i are twins (sigh) may the evil spirits be with us

Lili:(IN CONF with Bob) O_O

Dante: Did Aaron just take my watch?

Bob(CONF) walks away without noticing lili*

Lili: I have a watch you can have Dante!

Alex(CONG) hi im gonna protect dante

Dante: It took me years to amek the teleporter watch!

Lili: I have one!*Gives Dante hers*

Alex: yea i love u blossom

Blossom (squek)

Lili: ITS SO CUTE!

bOB:*TAKES OUT BLACK FUR RABBIT) this is Thorn

Hwo: O_O your frickin weird man.

Alex; DONT BE MEAAAAAAAAAAN *PUNCHES HWO THREW WALL*

Hwo:Your dead!*Kicks Alex in the neck*

Bob: hey*kicks hwo in the jaw*

Lili:*Sees Dante* Its not that bad, come on out!

Dante: *hides*

Alex:*stops fight o.k o.k lets just take care of blossom and thorn

Bob:fine c'mon thorn

Lili:*Pulls Dante out* Dont worry, I'll protect you.

Bob *pulls dante alex and lili outside * alliance

Lili: Can Hwoarang join too?

Boband Alex (in unision ) sure .... stop it ... alex: yea bob:grr

Hwo: WOO!!! ALLIANCE!!!

Dante: Alex. Please calm Hwroang down.

Lili:*Slaps Hwo*

Bob: *injects hwo with sedative* done he will be out cold for 12 hours

Lili: Do we really have to be that cruel about it?

Bob: *still emotionless* i could be crueler

Lili:*Gasps*

Aaron: *Appears In Front Of Dante, Lili, Bob, and Alex* Hi, guys!

Lili:*Seductvly* Hi there!

Bob(CONF) Aaron is going down first

Lili: So Aaron, what do you do for a living?

Aaron: *Shrugs* Being a teenager.

Lili: Thats nice.

Alex: (CXONF) (SIGH) ever since mum died bob has been trying so hard to be different hopefully they dont find out we are twins *walks out*

Lili: *Dancing*

Aaron: *Gets Idea* You guys in alliance?

Lili: Perhaps.

Aaron: Can I join? :D Sorry to bother you, though. >.>

Lili: Why should someone like you join?

Aaron: *Sarcastic* Thanks, I appreciate it.

Lili: *Chuckles and practices fighing style*

Aaron: Um, having fun there?

Lili: Yes. Got a problem with that? *Continues*

Aaron: No actual girl offense but your fighting style is....................very different.....

Lili: It's self taught, and created.

Aaron: By?

Lili: ME!

Aaron: O_o

Lili: What? Is it that hard to believe?

Dante: *hides*

Lili: ENOUGH!*Drags out Dante* NOW LET YOUSELF BE SEEN BY THE WORLD!

Dante: *hides*

Aaron: Thsi watch is so useful. *Pushes Button And Transports*

Lili:*Stabs Dante*

Dante: *dodges and hides*

Lili:-.-

Iris:*Jumps around the room* YAYAYA

Hwo: Um.........ok....

Lili: *braiding her hair*

The Dolphins Chat
TG: Why Hello everyone....Is anyone here...

Rick: I am!

Jo: So am I. Sheesh, are you blind?

Jim: Yeah, what she said.

Crystal:*sits in a corner and starts writing on notebook*

Tyker:C'mon lets be the best team ever

Jo: Your glad you have me then!

Piper: ........

Aaron: *Appears* Hi!

Jo: What are you doing? Your not on our team, are you?

Cystal: *continues to write on notebook* (CONF) I'm happy with my team and all, but TG kind of scares me....a bit....okay a lot

Aaron: I have a teleporting watch, Jo.

Piper: (CONF) I'm stupid.

Challenge 1 - Platform Standing
Chris: Welcome contestants, to your first offical challenge!

Jo: great. I'm ready for anything.

Nina: Yay. *rolls eyes*

'''Chris: First, choose two people from each team to sit out, your team captains will confirm the choice. If they don't respond, we'll just say yes, okay?'''

Miles: Hmm, how about Tati and Lynna sit out, is that cool? *to Penguins*

Doctor: I'm happy to be in the challenge!

Miles: Alright, for the Penguins, Tati and Lynna will sit out.

Chris: What about the Dolphins and Tigers?

Piper: Crystal and Tyker should sit out.

Chris: Tigers?

Lili: Iris and Jen are sitting out!

'''Chris: Alright: Tati, Lynna, Crystal, Tyker, Iris, and Jennifer won't be in the challenge, don't post while I post the instructions, anyways, you each are now on a platform, which some rocks. Throw them at the others to make them fall off, we'll keep going until only one team's members are left. It takes three rocks to knock them off(one post per user, so if I was Sam and Bob, I would only throw AS ONE), if they dodge then you have to start over back from one post line (So if Sam dodges Bob's throw, who already threw two at him, he now only counts as one at him) got it? Well you may begin!'''

Penguins: Miles, Don, Nina, Doctor, Charlie, Alexis

Tigers: Lili, Hwo , Aaron , Dante , Bob , Alex 

Dolphins: Piper, Rick , Jim , Jo, TG , Nathan 

Chris: YOU MAY BEGIN!

Alexis:*throws rock at Bob*

Lili:*Throws rock at Piper*

Miles: *throws rock at Bob*

Lili:*Throws rock at Piper*

Aaron: *Throws Rock At Hwo*

Hwo:*Thorws at Piper*

Alexis:*throws rock at bob*

Aaron: *Throws Rock At Lili*

(ONE CHARACTER PER USER PER POST)

Don: *throws rock at Hwo*

Lili:*throws rock at Don*

Piper: *throws at lili*

Don: *throws rock at Lili*

Alexis:*throws rock at lili*

(Piper is out)

Hwo:*throws at Alexis*

Alexis:*dodges*

Miles: *throws rock at Hwo*

Alexis:*throws rock at Hwo*

Don: *throws rock at Alex*

Aaron: *throws at doctor*

Miles: *throws rock at Alex*

Alexis:*throws rock at Alex*

Aaron: *throws at Alex*

Miles: *throws rock at Dante*

Aaron: *Throws At Nathan*

Don: *throws rock at Dante*

Alexis:*throws rock at Dante*

Don: *throws at Aaron*

Aaron: *Dodges*

Miles: *throws at Aaron*

Alexis:*throws at Aaron*

Don: *throws at Aaron*

Alexis:*throws rock at Jo*

Nina: *throws rock at Lili*

'''Chris: AND THE TIGERS ARE OUT! Only Dolphins and Penguins remain!'''

Alexis:*throws rock at Jo* (I tougth Crystal wasn't competing)

(Okay)

Don: *throws rock at Jo*

Alexis:*throws rock at Jo*

Miles: *throws rock at Nathan*

Alexis:*throws rock at Nathan*

Don: *throws rock at TG*

Alexis:*throws rock at TG*

Miles: *throws rock at TG*

Chris: The penguins are dominating!

Alexis: *throws rock at Jim*

{C}Don: *throws rock at Jim*

TG:*Thorws rock at Alexis*

Alexis:*dodges*

Miles: *throws rock at Jim*

Alexis:*throws rock at Rick*

Miles: *throws rock at Rick*

Alexis:*throws rock at Rick*

'''Chris: And the Dolphins place 2nd! Penguins win! Tigers will be going to elimination tonight >:)'''

Elimination Ceremony 1 - Super Tigers
Chris: One of you will be going home today, so vote who in the confessional!

(I love you too guys :p)

(XD)

'''Chris: Our symbol of immunity are now muffins! Yay! Anyways, when I give you a muffin you are safe: Jennifer *passes*, Lili *passes*, Alex, *passes*, Iris *passes* and Hwo *passes*. Bob, Aaron, and Dante you each received at least one vote, but Bob only received one vote so he is safe *passes*, Aaron and Dante one of you is going home today and it's..................Aaron *Passes Dante a muffin* Any last words Aaron?'''

Aaron: I love you too, guys. (XD) And thanks for the watch, Dante. *Pushes Button and Disappears*

Lili: Not Aaron! GRRRRR

Hwo:(CONF) I dont get why Aaron got out. at least he actually participated! Oh, well. With him gone it'll be easier to charm Lili >:)

'''Chris: And with that, you guys are down one compared to the others, so, um, yeah. Your chat will be up in a sec.'''

(I don't ship Lili and Hwo. I ship Aaron and Lili. XD)

Nina: Wait, Chris! Although I am on the Penguins, I quit so Aaron comes back. *walks away*

Chris: Alright, Aaron can stay, but.......*eating muffin, with dramatic music playing*

Aaron: *Appears, Eating A Muffin*

Chris: *Dramatic music plays* There will be a twist, kind of, thingy, maybe..........

Aaron: Oh, I picked up a million dollars and a....*Pulls Card in Pocket* A Walmart card from some girl named Cyrus?

Chris: *takes the million dollars* No money allowed on the show or something, I just want the money, *puts the money in his house/place*

Aaron: How about a Walmart card?

'''Chris: *Breaks card* No! Target FTW! Anyways, Aaron you will come back.....on the dolphins, and a debuter will join the penguins, or something.'''

Tati: Who is the debuter?

Chris: Please welcome............Zoey!

Zoey: *rolls out of brown bag* Seriously Chris?! On my walk home from school you kidnap me?! That is low.

Chris: What the.....one: that's too low even for me and two: now you're just making stuff up.

Zoey: Then who kidnapped me?! I swear if it was Aaron...

Chris: Well, just go be with your team >.>

(Whoa, whoa, whoa. AARON DID NOT kidnap her. Some random dude did for Chris.)

(XD)

Zoey: *walks over* Hey guys! *nervous laugh*

Chris: Wrong team, your team are the penguins, they're over there *points at Penguin's Chat*

Zoey: I just got here, and someone hitting me upside the head with a baseball bat can mess. Someone. Up.

Penguins Chat
Alexis: Yay, we won :D

Miles: Yeah, we did the best.

Don: Y-Y-Y-Yeah.

Alexis: Would any of you like to be in an alliance with me?

Nina: I will be in an aliiance with you Alexis.

Alexis: Good anymore takers?

Miles: I can too, I guess, if Don and Charlie join. They're awesome!

Alexis: Don?

Don: S-S-S-S-Sure.

Tati: Can I join too?

Alexis: I don't know we already have more than half of the team

Tati: Oh ok, just wanna know

Don: (CONF) W-W-W-We did good in the challenge, I-I-I-I-I hope we can keep it up.

Doctor: We dominated!

Miles: Yeah, it was awesome

Tati: You got that right *hi fives Miles* Ow! broke a nail *goes inside the confessional*

Miles: Um, okay? If it was my fault, um sorry about that. But yeah, we should keep up the awesome job!

Tati: Oh no it wasn't your fault, cutie (CONF) Haha where I came from I was a flirter.

Miles: Okay then. Anyways, what do you guys think the next challenge will be?

Tati: I hope its a fashion show or something

Miles: Maybe, well it's Chris, so it could be anything.

Tati: Yay. Well I'm going to bed see you guys 2morrow.

Miles: Alright, see you tomorrow. Anyways, I hope it's a cool one!

Don: H-H-H-Hopefully we win again.

Charlie: *nods*

Miles: Yeah, exactly.

Lynna: Darling that was amazing! *Kisses Doctor*

Charlie: *talking to Docter* If you're a time traveler. What's my future? I'm way to confused right now to figure it out myself.

Tati: *To Docter* Am I gonna be a actresses or a singer or a model

Alexis:*To Doctor* Am I going to become a world-reknowned surgeon?

Miles: I, um, don't want to know what my future is going to be, but I bet it will be amazing!

Doctor: Hey! If I'm a time traveler, do you think I'm really going to go around and examine eveyone's history? My time machine, the TARDIS, can go anywhere in time and SPACE. Although, I love your human history, I don't know everyone's life.

Miles: That's cool, I think.

Alexis: Interesting, how did you build this time machine?

Doctor: Well, on my home planet, Gallifrey, we don't really build them, we grow them from TARDIS coral. Then, we tech it up to fly.

Miles: That sounds awesome.

Doctor: It's also bigger on the inside.

Miles: That's cool. It must be awesome having a TARDIS or whatever.

Charlie: *shrugs*

Zoey: *walks over* Hey guys! *nervous laugh*

Don: H-H-H-H-Hey, welcome.

Charlie: Hello.

Zoey: Hi! What is your guys' names?

Don: I-I-I-I-I'm Don.

Miles: Miles is my name, and it's awesome!

Alexis: Hello my name is Alexis

Charlie: That is not important personality matters more than names.

Zoey: Hi I'm Zoey!

Tati: Hi Zoey I'm Tati and your hair looks pretty. Oh we gonna be such BFF but touch my stuff I cut you.

Alexis: Well that's a nice welcome

Charlie: (CONF) Does no one listen to me?

Miles: *to Charlie* Personalities are AWESOME!

Zoey: I agree.

Alexis: So you want us to tell Zoey about ourselfs?

Charlie: I am a man who had to clean up after each Neighborhood series cause this is my house.

Alexis: Well good luck with that

Zoey: Weird...

Alexis: Well anyways, welcome to the team Zoey

Miles: Yeah, wait if we're introducing ourselves like Charlie, I'll just say I'm awesome!

Alexis: I'm intellegent

Zoey: Aweomse, know what the square root of Pi is?

Alexis: 1.77245

Zoey: Nice one!

Alexis: Thanks, so tell us about yourself

Zoey: Well I competed in TDM, but other than that I.. I... don't have many friends *sigh*

Don: W-W-W-Well, the TDM thing is cool. H-H-H-Hopefully, you'll make friends here.

Alexis: You seem like a pretty cool girl, maybe we could become friends

Zoey: Thanks guys... I just wish that were the case...

Don: D-D-D-Don't worry, I b-b-bet you'll make at least o-o-one friend.

Zoey: Keep on dreaming...

Charlie: How would you define your relationship status with Mike?

Alexis: It's almost challange time!

Miles: That's awesome!

Alexis: We'll do amazing!

Dolphins Chat
TG: Second place not bad *Shoots an Arrow at a tree*

Tyker: I like your arrow it reminds me of Katniss

TG: Thanks....

Tyker: (CONF) *plays Mario Kart 7 then the 3DS died* Carp, where did I leave my changer?

Cystal: *writes on notebook* (CONF) I'm glad we got second place and don't have to go to elimination

Nathan: Um?

Jo: I'm as confused as you are.

Tyker:....

TG: Oh don't mind me I'm shooting some Arrows with my bow at a tree *Rolls eyes*

Tyker: *Watching the elimination ceremony from here* Wow Dante is a goner

Nathan: So Tyker do you want to race in the game *points at 3DS*

Tyker: Ok sure.

Piper: O.O *Watches Elimiantion ceremony From Camera* Aaron sure is weird.

Tyker: I wonder when the next challenge gonna start, I hope its a game related challenge.

Piper: If he comes back, I'm taking his watch. Yes!

Aaron: O.o

Piper: *steals Watch*

Tyker: Welcome to the team, Aaron

Piper: Let's use this puppy! *Pushes Button And Teleports To Tigers*

Aaron: Aww, what!

Alex: GFRRRRRR

Aaron: Oh shoot. *Sees teleporting Watch And Presses Button, teleporting to Tigers*

TG: meh..I hope the next challenge involves Blood or Knifes.

Tigers Chat
Lili: Why did Aaron have to leave! At least he participated >.>*Glares at everyone but Hwo*

Hwo: Its allr right, well win next time!(CONF) But I'm doubtful T_T

Dante: *walks up to Lilli* I know one of you betrayed me. My brain is not gullble. An IQ of 220 will not be decieved.

Piper: *Appears* I stole Aaron's watch.

Dante: *takes it back* OK. This. Is. A. Watch. I. Invented. Do you uinderstand?

Piper: I invented it too, dumbo. *Shows Other Watch* I have a million of these puppies, and I built it when I was 3 years old.

Dante: I don't particuarly give a s***.

Piper: Thanks, I hate you too, f****** s***** b****.

Dante: I finished Latin, French, Spanish and Chinese by third grade.

Tyker: Ok lets all friends here

Piper. >.> Not kindergarten, Dante? Such a pity.

Dante: I didn't go to kindergarten I'm to smart.

Piper: I think you're just a f****** a******.

Lili:*Kicks Piper in the head* LANGUAGE!!!

Piper: *dodges* Who cares? Leo used it. Dante used it. Cyrus used it.

Dante: Te potest nutrientibus causat ego nutrientibus nihil

Hwo: What?

Zoey: *from across the chat* Hey! Keep it down please or I'll go Commando on you guys!

Piper:Forte si clausit f *** usque, maybe Lorem dare af *** ad te, sed a ******* sicut te potest nutrientibus mea (non wanan dicere. XD)

Lili:O_O

Zoey: *from across the chat* Well... back'atchya!

Lili: Zoey, just stop.

Piper: That was for Dante, Zoey. O.O

Dante: Vous décidez donc de se cacher derrière plusieurs cultures qui parlent la langue au lieu de me confronter en anglais? Qu'est-ce qu'un débile.

Hwo:*Accidentally runs over Piper*

Zoey: Ok well... if anyone of you mess with me I'll personally rearange your face! *steps away from Dolphin window*

Alexand blossom: *jump around the room*

Bobandthorn:*readin evil book*

Lili:*Practices her fighting style*

Piper: *dodges Hwo* Au moins, je ne cache pas comme af ****** un ***** qui est à peu près un chat effrayé. Et dire que je suis un crétin ne signifie pas que vous êtes plus intelligent que n'importe qui ici. Nous avons tous la même taille du cerveau, et vous devez arrêter de te vanter.

Hwo:*Runs over Piper*

Piper: *dodges whenever Hwo tries to run over her*

Hwo:*RUNS PIPER OVER FOR REAL*

Dante: La taille du cerveau n'est pas pertinent. Ce qui importe est de savoir comment vous utilisez votre cerveau et vous l'utilisez pour insulter des hommes innocents. Honte à vous.

Lili: Is that French?

alex: GRRRRR*Breaks motor bike*

Hwo:*Grabs a spare*

Piper:Je ne suis pas insulter innocents "les hommes", même si vous êtes seulement un adolescent. Je suis juste me défendre contre les insultes, je suis super sensible, que vous ne le savez pas. Et comment ne française d'aide?!?!?

Lili:?????????????????????????????

(French Fight FTW XD)

(HOORAY FOR FRENCH STUFF)

Bob: *stands up* palavoi englai

Hwo:*Walks away, confuesed*

Dante: I invented the watch. I said it was mine. You said I invented more as an insult to my intellegince. I responded. You insulted. I retorted.

Lili: YAY SMART WORDS!!!

Bob: "piper*너희가 최대 IM 아픈 F의 ***를 종료합니다 * 검은색 단검에게 *를 꺼내서

Lili: HOORAY FOR KOREA!!!!

Piper: Regardez, vous avez besoin de se taire et respecter handicaps des personnes et des capacités, je pense que vous besoin d'un coeur, Dante. (Désolé pour le français. J'ai été EditConficted.)

Lili: Ok F*** this!*Rides with Hwo on motorbike*

Alex: *injects piper with sedative he will be out for 2 hours*

Piper: *Recovers Quickly*

(Piper is a girl. XD)

Dante: I got my PhD, Master's Degree, and numerous other degrees you won't understand, when I was 10.

Piper: I'm really serious, I had those at 9 and taught college students at 10.

Bob:내가 한 말에시

Dante: I would have but I was too busy in France and China and Spain learning of their scienitsts.

Piper: Would you-

Aaron: *falls* Oh, s***.

Challenge 2 - Pizza Pizza
'''Chris: Welcome contestants, today the challenge is MAKING A GIANT PIZZA! I will judge your pizza, along with 5th- I mean Josh! Anyways all the ingredients you need are there, the team with the worst pizza is sent to elimination, okay? Good, now make some pizza! TIME'S UP! TIME FOR THE JUDGING! Tigers go first :)'''

Lili: Hope you like it ^-^

Chris: First tell me what it is and what's there and stuff.

Alex: it five star gourmet thincrust pizza with wedges on side and spider drink

Chris: Toppings?

Dante: Ribs, beef, squireel, 20 types of cheese and ices cream, sardines mayonase.

Josh: Nice

'''Chris: *takes bite* Too much mayonase and sardines, but the cheese makes up for it, 6/10. What about you, Josh?'''

'''Josh: Well it was ok. I like the squirell. 8/10'''

Chris: Overall it's a 14/20, next up are the Dolphins!

Piper: Pepperoni and cheese pizza alongside with sides and smoothies. And apparently..

Aaron: Hot tub from Target!

'''Chris: *Bites it* Delicious! And Target is awesome so, I have to give it a 9/10! Josh?'''

(Eros has to deal with it. =.=)

'''Josh: To much stuff. Why does it need a hot tub? It is pizza guys. *eats* 5/10'''

'''Chris: 14/20 again! Now for the Penguins!'''

Alexis: Well its a cheese pizza, with sausage, pepperoni, ham, pepper, mushrooms, and tomatoes, with coke

Chris: *Takes a bite* Ham, Mushrooms, and Pepper, bleh *shivers* I'm sorry but a 2/10, Josh?

Josh: I can't change it but I would give it a 10/10, I love everything on there.

'''Chris: 12/20! Which means the Penguins send someone home tonight!'''

Zoey: [Conf] I am going to vote for Alexis, he added the toppings that Chris hated [No Conf]

Penguins Pizza
Don: W-W-W-What type of pizza should w-w-we make?

Alexis: Maybe pepperoni, ham, and sausage?

Miles: No offense, but I hate ham, how about sausage and pepperoni, then?

Alexis: Yeah me to I just tougth Chris would like it

Charlie: *starts making Peporoni and Cheese Pizza*

Miles: Let's just roll with whatever comes along *helps Charlie*

Don: *helps Charlie and Miles*

Alexis: *starts making dough*

Don: *starts making tomato sauce*

Miles: *helps Charlie*

Alexis: *flatens dough* What about mushrooms?

Charlie: No. *adds topings*

Zoey: Here use this! *pulls out aragano*

Alexis: Well the dough is done now I have to bake it

Zoey: Make sure you bake it at the right temeprature!

Alexis: Should we add the cheese, the sauce, and the toppings first, or after the dough bakes?

Zoey: Do it now, and use this aragano!

CHarlie: Now.

Alexis:*puts cheese and sauce on the dough* Were are the toppings?

Zoey: Aragano! *hands Alexis aragano*

Alexis: Are you sure about this?

Zoey: Yeah. And add cheese before you do.

Alexis: *adds cheese and sprinkles aragano around the pizza*

Zoey: Nice, now bake it to 109 Farenheit.

Alexis: *puts pepperoni and sausage on* So no more toppings?

Zoey: Parmasian Cheese?

Alexis: I think you put that on your pizza after it bakes *puts pizza in oven and bakes it at 109 Farenheit*

Oven: *ding!*

Alexis: *gets pizza out*

Don: I-I-I-It looks great!

Zoey: Yeah, add the Parmasian! Also add a drink, just incase he starts to choke!

Alexis: Are you sure?

Zoey: I don't really know *sigh*

Miles: I think just a plain pizza is good! Good meaning awesome!

Zoey: We should add a drink. Hey! I got it! How about we just bring toppings to him! Ya' know? In a small bottle. Lets let Chris pick what he wants.

Alexis: Great idea Zoey

Miles: Wait, I think that's over-doing it, knowing Chris he would put toppings he hates to send us to elimination.

Alexis: Well we should make some bread sticks

Zoey: Yeah. And Miles, I think we should take the chance.

Miles: Fine but if he does, I'm not held responsible.

Zoey: I'll be held responsible. I don't want to make you guys lose because of me, it won't help my friend problem.

Alexis: *makes breadsticks* These are done *sets plate of breadsticks down*

Zoey: Okay, get some toppings and make some Ice Cold Coca-Cola.

Alexis: *pours coca cola in a cup* Do toppings have to be baked? *cooks bacon and chops, chops peppers, ham, mushrooms, and tomatoes, and puts them in small plates*

Doctor: We'er down to the wire! *puts toppings on pizza*

Alexis: Don't put those on! *looks at pizza* Thanks doctor now we have a pizza with a motherlode of toppings T.T

Dolphins Pizza
TG: Ok! guys! we need Too make A pizza soo what kind of Pizza!

Piper: Pepperoni?

Crystal: Maybe we should...um....add three chesses?

TG: Great Idea Now I'll make the dough *Starts making Dough*

Piper: *Helps TG*

Aaron: *Gets Ingredients*

Crystal: *cuts pepperoni*

Piper: *Flattens Dough*

Aaron: *Makes Tomato Sauce*

TG: *Gets Three Cheeses*

Crystal: Are we adding anymore toppings?

TG: What about Bacon?

Crystal: Okay *starts cooking bacon*

Piper: Should we put the dough in now or put on the toppings and sauce?

Crystal: Maybe we should...um...put the toppings, the sauce, and the cheese on so they can cook evenly

TG: We Should Do the dough and add the sauce..

Aaron: Now?

Piper: *Shrugs* The dough is okay. Let's bake it. *Puts Doguh in Oven And Puts To Right Temperature*

Crystal: *sets bowl of toppings on the table*

TG: Wait we need too add the Saunce and the toppings first.

Crystal: I think the dough is baking already

Piper: When the dough is ready, give me the toppings. Aaron: Dough's ready. *Pulls Out Doguh and Pours Sauce*
 * Oven makes sound.

TG:*Gives her Toppings*

Piper: *Sets Toppings Like A Picture Of Chris* Looks tasty.

Aaron: *Puts Fries As A Side* :3

Crystal: Maybe we should make a smoothie?

TG: Yeah what Crystal said.

Aaron: *Makes Delicious Smoothies*

TG: Now for the Flower Shaped rolls *Gets Knife and starts Craving The rolls into Flowers*

Aaron: i actually got a hot tub from Target. Maybe they cant eat it in the hot tub.

TG: Ok What's Target (She lived in the Woods most of her life so she does not know XD)

Piper: Chris' favorite place to buy things.

TG: Ok.

Aaron: CHRIS, CAN WE SHOW THE PIZZA NOW ALONG WITH THE SIDES, DRINKS AND HOTUB?

Jo: I think we'er next.

Tigers Pizza
Alex:*starts making dough*

Bob:*starts cutting spaggeti*

Alex: dante start making ribs

Bob: Someone make pasta sauce

Blossom*makes pasta sauce*

Dante: *makes ribs*

Bob: adds 25 different cheeeses to pot*

Dante: What now?

Alex: well im felleting the squirlle you go and grind the beef

Dante: *grinds beef*

Bob: *adds peanut butter to beef*

Dante: *grinds sardines' pickeles, ice cream and mayonase*

Alex: *adds marmite*

Bob:*adds peparoni and all ingrediants on dough then starts cooking at 500000 degrees celcius*

Dante: What is this meant to taste like?

Bob: you will see

Alex yea bob and i made this at hom>>

Bob:*hits alex*

Alex:ooff

Lili: This pizza looks great! Good job Bob!

Hwo:(CONF) This challenge reminds me of H**l's Kitchen!

Bob: alex and i did it (CONF) She knows something

Lili: And you too Alex!

Alex:it done*takes out pizza it look like thincrust five star gourmet poizza* ta da

Lili: Holy S*** YOU MAKE ME WANNA FEEL AGAIN!!!*Tears*

Bob: adds sides of wedges with melted cheese and canadian bacon and drink of diet spider (in nz it coke cola with scoop of ice cream in it)

Hwo: Wait, why a spider?

Alex: wait what im not even gonna dignify that with an answer

(i think spider like root beer float only no root beer and it any fizzy drink)

Hwo: Okay that makes sense random voice!

Lili: If we win Im installing a hot tub!

(you are welcome hwo waaaaaaaaa)

Hwo: I'm scared of the voice >.<

Lili: What voice?

Hwo:........nvm...

(ME MUHAHAHA)

Bob: evil spirits i told you dont show yourself to them

Hwo:*runs away screaming*

Lili:O.o

BOB AND ALEX:l dont worry he wnt hurt you

Elimination Ceremony 2 - Chilling Penguins
'''Chris: Cast your votes in the confessional! NO ONE IS IMMUNE! >:)'''

'''Chris: Muffins for......Miles *passes*, Charlie *passes*, Don *passes*, and Lynna *passes* The Doctor, Zoey, Tati, and Alexis have all received at least a vote but The Doctor is safe at one vote! And same with Tati! *passes* Zoey and Alexis one of you is going home.........Alexis, you added the toppings losing for your team, Zoey, you really irked some team members today. However, you each received a tie in votes, so we'll have a tiebreak. Say I when you're ready for it :)'''

Alexis: I'm ready

Zoey: I when you're ready for it :)

'''Chris: Tell me, why you should stay. Best speech wins.'''

Alexis: Well I should win because I see myself as a strong player, me, Don, and Miles beasted that first challange and I don't think I deserve to lose, but if I do I'll keep my head up high, and leave with dignity.

Zoey: I should stay because, and... Mike broke up with me because my stupid dad hated because of Vito, again! And I have no friends... the best I could do is try... even if I did I would be hated by everyone *holding back tears* because I am confident everyone hates me.

Doctor: *cries*

'''Chris: Um, tough one. I liked Alexis' because she was confident. I liked Zoey because it's like she's hating on herself, *quietly* yes I finally broke someone's will! *Talking* Well......it's hard.'''

Alexis:....I'll quit for Zoey

'''Chris: Alright, you sure? Why do people quit every episode?'''

Zoey: Don't it isn't worth it...

Alexis: It's what friend do *gives Zoey number* Text me kay?

Chris: And Alexis is eliminated, Zoey you're still in!

Doctor: *gives Zoey his number* When you get eliminated, call me. I can take you to a destination of your choice.

Alexis: See you later guys *waves goodbye*

(Vick: Carp I miss the challenge I only gone for a few hours)

Zoey: Bye Alexis! I hope you return!

Doctor: *Alexis leaves* Oh! And I'll give you this back some time. *Holds up 3DS*

Tyker: Wait is that my 3DS. Give it back you jerk

Doctor: *sees Tyker's name on it and gives it back* Oh! Then why did I find it in Alexis's room? Did you give it to her? You liked her didn't you.

Tyker: Umm *blushes* maybe so none of your business *go to his team*

Dolphins Chat
TG:...:3

Tyker: (CONF) So what that I like Alexis oh I mean I don't like Alexis *plays 3DS* I don't

Piper: Anybody want something? *Eats Chips*

Aaron: .... (CONF) Tough crowd. XD

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Tigers Chat
Dante: *hides*

Lili: Congrats on winning team, and sorry that me and Hwo couldnt help much.

Hwo: Yeah I was passing a kidneystone in the CONF

Lili:.........Anyways, as promised, WE GOT A HOT TUB!!!

Dabte: *hides*

Lili:.......of corse....

Hwo:*gets in Hot Tub*

Lili:*Joins Hwo*

Hwo:*To Lili* So, do you come here often?

Lili:......>.>

Hwo:What?

~Lili has kicked Hwo from the hot tub~

Dante: *gets in hot tub*

Lili:oh, hi Dante.

Dante: Hello.

Lili: So, hows the hot tub?

Dante: It seems to be a Toshiba brand.

Lili: Yes, yes it is.

Hwo:(CONF) F*** my life......

Dante: *gets a book*

Hwo:*Gets back in hot tub*

Lili:......fine......

Dante: *continues readin*

Lili:*Relaxin*

Hwoarang:*Drowning*

Dante: *is unable to pull Hwoarang out of the water due to haveing no strength at all*

Lili:*Watching Dante*...........Ugh.........*Pulls Hwo out with her Iron Woman strengh*

Dante: I was just about to do that.

Hwo:Thanks.

Lili:*Kicks Hwo so hard that he crashes into the wall* Oh sorry, I tought you were Asuka

Dante: *keeps reading*

Hwo:(CONF) Now thats a woman!

Lili:*Realaxing*

Dante: *reading*

Lili:*relaxing*

Dante: *reading*

Lili:*RELAXING*

Dante: *reading*

(I wonder what will happen next?)

Lili:*Relaxing*

Dante: *reading*

(>.>)

Lili:*Relaxing*

Dante: *finishes book*

(FINALLY)

Lili:*Gets out of hot tub and dries herslef off*

Dante: *gets out new book*

(...)

Lili:*Practices fighting style*

Bob/thorn:*chanting*

Dante: *gets out of hotub and dries himself

Lili:*Kicks Dante on accident while practicing*

Alex:*chants less evil spells)

Dante: *falls onto ground and hits his head and is K.O'd*

Lili:O_O

Dante: *gwts up* Who am I?

LiliL Oh S***

Dante: Who are you? >.>

BOB: I can fix that *chants and restores dantes memory

(well done bob)

Penguins Chat
Miles: Well, that ceremony wasn't cool. I was hoping we'd win.

Charlie: *glartes a Chris*

Miles: Anyways, let's try harder to win next time, so we can be the awesome team again!

Charlie; *nods*

Don: Y-Y-Y-Yeah. S-S-S-So, what's up guys?

Zoey: Ugh... admitting to everybody I have NO friends...

Challenge 3 - Talents and Mallets
Chris: Hi contestants :D

Dante: Who?

Lili: You.

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Hwo: Will the challenge involve biking?

Bob and alex (in unision) : does it involve knowledge of magic greek spells or magic?

Lili: I am also curious about that.

Chris: All will be explained soon, but anyone care to guess the challenge?

Crystal: Will it be a life threatening challange?

Chris: No, it's a talent show!

Lili: Finally!

Crystal: ._. (CONF) I'm not good with audiences

Lili(CONF) This will be a great time to show off my talent and charm!

Don: O-O-O-Oh no.

'''Chris: Each team must pick three to participate(NZ told me if I could control Dante and Charlie), now go! Well since the Penguins and Tigers are finished I'll grade them now in their deciders chat.'''

'''Chris: Congrats to the Penguins who got 1st! Tigers are safe in 2nd, meaning Dolphins eliminate someone >:) *Throws a mallet at Marshmellow*'''

Dante: I feel like it's in my instincts to- *hides* Rocky! Help me! I'm getting beat up by this dust bunny!

Hwo:^-^*Saves Dante*

Dante: You're the best rock in the world. And I'm Morgan Freeman and I approve this message. Must.....resist.....hiding.

Lili: NO! You must hide!

Dante: Are you sure Dante?

Lili: Yes! Hide and it might bring back the Morgan Freeman I know!

Dante: What do you mean? I am Morgan Freeman.

Lili and Hwo:FRICKIN HIDE DUMBA**

Dante: *hides and reads a book*

Hwo: You okay?

Lili: Yes, I'm fine.

Chris: *Praising his Target Gift Card*

OJ: *Somehow runs by quickly and steals i*

'''Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Goes on knees* But yeah Dolphins go to elimination today!'''

Lili:OJ?*Chases after OJ*

OJ: *throws a knife back at Lili and disappears*

Chris: DARN IT!

Lili:*knife hits Lili's shoulder, causing her to fall down*

Hwo: S***! Hey!*Sprints after OJ* OH F*** NO!!!

Charlie: *glares at Chris* (CONF) My dad loaned out the house I paid for to him >.>

Don: I-I-I-I don't want to know what happened.

OJ: *Grabs knife and throws it at Hwo, then somehow disappears to China*

Hwo:*Dodges* Where'd he go?

Lili:*Gets up*

Hwo: Sorry, you alright?

Lili:*Tears* I'll be fine.*Walks away*

Tigers Deciding
Lili: Ok guys, each one tell me their talent!

Dante: Where am I? Who are you?

Lili: S***! This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought....

Dante: Who am I?

Lili:Hmmmmmm.......*Kicks Dante again*

Dante: Ow! Am I a punching bag?

Lili: So your memories back?

Dante: I don't have a memory. But am I?

Lili: Ugh.....*Kicks Dante in the head*

Dante: Why do you keep kicking me? Are we enemies? Am I an evil person?

Lili: YOU WILL GET YOUR MEMORY BACK ONE WAY OR THE NEXT!*Kicks Dante in the head repeatedly*

Dante: Wait, I'm getting my memory back. My name is Lili, right? And you're Dante, and that's *points to Hwo* Rocky?

Lili:O_O

Hwo:*Whacks Dante in the head with a crowbar*

Dante: *dizzy* Rocky, I want eggs for breakfast *KO'd*

Lili:S***! Now we dont have enough people!

Hwo:Now what?

Dante: *KO'd*

Hwo:F***

Lili: Than I guess until Dante gets his memory its gotta be up to us!

Dante: *wakes up* I'm Morgan Freeman from the galaxy of the Milky Way- *dizzy*

Lili:Ugh.........

Hwo:I could do some tricks on my motorbike?

Lili: Thats fine.

Dante: Non-sense Rocky, you big piece of rock! I'm Morgan Freeman and I'll act the best scene ever! *dizzy*

Lili:*Practices her dance moves*

hwo:*Sets up stunts*

Dante: *acting a scene, british accent* No, I don't want to leave, this is my home *cries dramatically* You can't force me to leave, I-I'd rather die, staying here!

Lili:Wait, use that in the talent show Dante!

Dante: The name's Morgan Freeman, Dante! Anyways, how did I get the name Morgan Freeman?

Hwo: By being a f*****g A-Hole.

Dante: Is that good, Rocky?

Hwo:NOOOOOOO

Dante: I'm now sad, Rocky, BUT MY SCENE IN THE THEATRE NEVER LETS ME DOWN! So how did I join the theatre?

Hwo: I DONT KNOW!!!!

Lili: JUST PRACTICE YOUR LINES!

Dante: Okay! I'm sorry Rocky and Dante! *british accent* No I don't want to leave! You can't make me! I have lived in this town my whole life! I really don't want to go, *falls on his knees, begging* Please, let me stay! I can't live in exile for something I was framed for!

Lili: Good. Hwoarang, how is the stunts doing?

Hwo:Good.

Dante: Hey Rocky! Can I see, your bicycle riding? I've always wanted to see a rock ride a bicycle.

Hwo:Fine.*Practices his stunts*

Dante: Rocky is awesome at bike things. What are you doing Dante?

Lili: Dancing.

Dante: Why do I feel like hiding?

Lili: Dont. Please.

Dante: Okay, Dante.

Lili:*Continues dancing*

Chris: *walks in* Alright, you guys sent in who's doing what.....first up is Rocky?

Hwo:*Does his motorbike stunts*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*Finishes without a scratch*

Chris: 8/10'''. Next is Dante with dancing? O_O'''

Lili:*Dancing* And now the main even!*Leaps in the air and at the same time kixks Hwo high into the air*

Hwo:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lili:*Leaps and catches him* Tadaaaa!

Hwo:WTF wasthat for?

Lili: I had to put in some pizzazz.

'''Chris: I've seen better, but meh......6/10. Now with Morgan Freema- WHO WROTE THIS LIST?'''

Dante: *British Accent* Please, no, I can't live in exile! I'm your son! I didn't even steal anything! Please give me one more chance or find proof that I did at least! I have a family here, friiends here, a home here, my favorite dogs: Willis, and Rocky *points at Hwo* You can't do this! Father? Please! PLEASE! FATHER! *begs on knees* I beg of you, please look at me, do I look like I would steal? I wouldn't! Father? FATHER!!!!! *Cries, uncontrollably for a minute and stops* Scene.

'''Chris: What the? 8.5/10, because you freaked me out, but good act?'''

Lili: Good job guys!*Glares at Bob, Alex, Jen, and Iris* Next time at least talk a little? >.>

Dante: I am Morgan Freeman and I approve this message. Why do I feel like reading a book about science?

Chris: You guys scored a 22.5/30!

Penguins Deciding
Charlie: I can not blink for an hour....

Miles: Cool, anyone else?

Zoey: I can make an entire boat out of one leaf.

Miles: Awesome! I can play Jingle Bells on the flute? I'd just need a flute.

Zoey: I can weave a flute with a single leaf.

Miles: Well, then I guess we have our three talents?

Don: Y-Y-Y-Yeah.

'''Chris: Alright, let's start! First up is Charlie who won't blink for an hour.'''

Charlie: *stays, wide-eyed for an hour without blinking*

'''Chris: O_o, 6.5/10. Zoey?'''

Zoey: *goes Commando and grabs a single palm leaf and quickly weaves it into a boat* *goes back to normal* Done!

Chris: 7.5/10, Miles?

Miles: *plays jingle bells on the grass flute*

'''Chris: 9/10. Which is 23/30! Good job!'''

Dolphins Deciding
Piper: Me?

Aaron: How about meh? :D I can drink the most bottles............like about 9,000 every 2 seconds. I'll go on for 10 seconds. Then I wanna go pee.

Piper: Alright, I can eat a snowcone, while painting Chris' face beautifully on a wall, by walking on a tightrope with those long stick things while keeping a hamster on my head and hula-hooping. :)

Aaron: You can use Furball, my new hamster. :) He's definitely trained.

Chris: Well, um, since it's only the two of you I'll either dock points, *grabs this marshmallow* count this marshmellow, or have you each score out of 15?

Piper: Count that?

'''Chris: Alright this marshmellow has to perform a talent, anyways it'll go last. Piper, you're up.'''

Piper: *Puts Furball on Head, Eats Snowcone, Hula Hoops, Walks On Long Sticks On Tightrope, Draws Chris' Face On Wall*

'''Chris: 9/10. Aaron?'''

Aaron: *Drinks 9,00 water bottles every 2 seconds, goes on for 10 seconds while, also, hula-hooping*

'''Chris: One word: Owen. 3/10, now for the Marshmallow.....''' '''Chris: O_O, 9/10. Which means you have a 21/30!'''
 * Marshmellow does fabulous talents enough for a 10/10 or 30/10.

Elimination Ceremony 3 - The Dolphins
'''Chris: Vote in the confessional. Good luck >:)'''

'''Chris: Muffins for: Piper *passes*, Tyker *passes*, TG *passes*, Nathan *passes*, Jim *passes*, Aaron *passes*, and Rick *passes* Which leaves Jo and Crystal..........and the person NOT going home is.........Crystal *passes* I'm sorry Jo but you have been eliminated, any last words? Also Zoey decided to quit. (Her user quit the wiki), so um yeah.'''

Jo: Since Zoey quit, we don't need an elimination? Right? And if you keep me in, the show can last longer, and um, get more ratings! (Jo is desperate now. XD)

Chris: Hmm, this is true.......Fine you can stay, because Zoey quit, but you owe me a target gift card (XD), case closed.

Jo: *gets out target giftcard and hands it to Chris* Thanks, Mclean.

Penguins Chat
Charlie: *is attempting to break his notblinking record*

Miles: Come on, you're close, Charlie! It'll be awesome when you break the record.

Charlie: *not blinking at all*

Miles: You're five seconds away.

Charlie: So close

Tati: I'm so hungry hey Chris wheres the food?

Doctor: Well, if it's Chef cooking, I would rather not eat.

Charlie: *not blinking*

Tati: Yeah you right *grabs her cell phone* Daddy, I'm hungry send me something to eat NOW! *a large cart drop from the sky* Thank you Daddy *opens cart* Yes, Feta Cheese Foldovers Feta Cheese Foldovers and Tex-Mex Lasagna also with Apple Cranberry Stuffed Pork Roast and for and for dessert, White Chocolate-Key Lime Pie, I should hide this.

Miles: Come on Charlie, you already passed it, let's just see how far you can make it!

Charlie: *starining not to blink*

Don: C-C-C-Come on, Charlie!

Tati: Whats the point to this?

Miles: To see how long he can't blink, and he beat his record, that's awesome!

Charlie: How long has it been?

Miles: It's been an hour and 5 minutes.

Charlie: Ow.

Miles: Now an hour and 7 minutes.

Tati: I heard the longest time without blinking is 62 days 2 hours and 56 minutes. Held by Fister McAllistar of Scotland.

Miles: That sounds cool.

Tyker: I broke the world record of playing video games for 127 hours.

Miles: That's awesome! How did you not get bored though?

Tyker: *In a deep voice* I never get bored when it comes to games

Miles: Yeah but what if you beat the game, what do you do to keep on playing?

Tyker: Yes.

Miles: Well that's cool.

Tyker: *plays 3DS and go to his team*

Doctor: Well, this place is boring. You guys are just left watching some guy stare. Not like some of the adventures I've had. Wanna hear some?

Charlie: Not really.

Miles: It depends if they're cool.

Doctor: Cool? They'll blow your mind! Just tell me if you want a story from the past, future, or present.

Don: P-P-Past?

Doctor: Well, one day, me and my companion, Rose. Were deciding where to go, when the TARDIS detected a large metal cylander in the time vortex, displaying a mauve alert. Mauve is the universal color of danger. So, I followed it. Then, it fell out of the time vortex and crashed right in the middle of the London Blitz. I'm going to go get some food. I'll be back.

Miles: Alright. Oh, by the way, the story is cool.

Doctor: *gets back and is munching on a cookie with jelly in the middle* I love these jammy dodgers! Anyway, back to my story. So, then the TARDIS materialized in a narrow ally at night. Rose and I stepped out in search of the of the object, only to find that we were about a month after it landed.

Miles: Cool, I think.....I'll just say it's cool.

Doctor: I told Rose to wait by the TARDIS while I inspected the area. I went into the next building to try and find it. Meanwhile, Rose saw a small kid on a roof saying, "Are you my Mummy?" So, she climbed up a rope to try and get there. But, stupid Rose didn't notice the rope was hanging from a Barrage Ballon. The alarm sounded, and she went up into the sky. By the time I came back, she was gone. Then, the TARDIS phone rang. But, the outside TARDIS phone never rings, it's not connected to anything. A girl came up to me, and told me not to answer it. The next thing I know, she's gone. I answered it, and it was a child saying, "Mummy? Are you my Mummy?" Then, the line went dead again. I looked over the wall, and I saw a family running into a bomb shelter, and the girl from before heading into the house. She started raidning the cubbards. ''The rest of the story will be in videos. ''*finishes talking* Well, I think that's enough for now. Time for the challenge!

Tigers Chat
Lili:*Bleeding from her shoulder*

hwoarang:..........*CONF* That B****! Lili loved him and now hes throwin knives at her. I'm gonna kill that A-Hole the next chance I get!

Dante: So Dante that was good dancing.

Bob: lili who hurt you i can kill them with my throwing knifes

Alex : i can put a hex on them

Lili: Dont kill him, hell get out of it.

Bob:*takes out obsidien spiritual dagger* o.k but let me see the wound

Lili:*shows Bob the wound*

Dante: Why do I want to hide?

Hwo: Because your instincts tell you to.

Dante: Can I borrow your motorbike Rocky?

Hwo: If you even get a scratch on it I'll beat the S*** out of you!

Dante: *starts riding without a helmet* Thanks Rocky

Hwo: oh boy....

Dante: *approachs a hairpin bend*

Hwo:*Watches*

Dante: Don't worry Rocky. *turns and bike scrapes wall and explodes* AHHHHHHHH

Hwo:O_O YOU PIECE OF S***!!!

BOB:*STabs lili in wound to make deeper*

Lili:AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!*Faints*

Bob: o.k alex now

Alex(comes with book and chants while applying bandage) done *looks exhausted*

Bob: she will be better soon cmon

Alex: kk

Dante: I am Dante Lucas Adams and I know what I must do! *hides*

Morgan Freeman: I'm Morgan Freeman and I approve this message *thumbs up*

Hwo:*Grabs identical motorbike*

Lili:*Glowing*

Dante: *hiding*

Lili:*Wakes up, eyes glowing red*

Bob: termo weta netria

Lili:*skin glows black, clothes, purple, hair glows, white, eyes glow red*

Alex:*glows white*

Bob: *glows dark purple*

both: wema tuma wetas quenda

Lili:AAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!*Punches Alex and Bob into the walll*

Lili:*Breaks free and punches them repeatedly*
 * alex and bob appear either side of her and grab her with glowing hands twist mata fetsu*

Bob: oh for crying out loud tuma peetack unibrea *raps lili in glowing chains*

Dante: *hides*

Lili:*Breaks free* YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME ALIVE!!!! DEATH IS INEVITABLE!!!!!*Breaks through wall*

Morgan Freeman: I'm Morgan Freeman and I approve this message *thumbs up*

Lili: *kills Morgan Freeman*

Morgan Freeman: NOOOOO- *Dies for a second then comes back* Mario Lives FTW!

Hwo: Lili snap out of it!

Lili:*Runs towards

Alex: I got this *traps lili in pentagramLili stops glowing* I TAKE YOUR POWER AND MAKE IT MY OWN USING EARTH WATER FIRE AIR AND SPIRIT IN THIS SEAL

Lili:*Grins and just starts glowing again, then escapes*

Alex: I took some of her power but that aint magic

Bob: what is it

OJ: *Runs in with Chris' gift cards*

Lili:*Sees OJ* You..........*Punches OJ with incredible strengh*

Dante: *throws a frisbee that curves and hits Lilli in the temple K'Oing her*

Lili:*Awakens and and kicks Dante into the air*

OJ: *Stabs Lili*

Lili:*Knife just simply goes through her*

OJ: *Sets a TNT on the ground and runs a little far to a

Alex/Bob:*fires dark purple and a light blue beam at lili* we cant contain you with magic but we can hurt you with magic *beam actually hurts lili*

Lili:Ugh..........*Kicks Alex and Bob high into the air*

OJ's TNT: *Explodes*

Dante: *has gun* I beat every Call of Duty game.

Lili:*Slams OJ to the ground*

OJ: *Throws numerous knives at her, despite them not working*

Lili: I LOVE YOU YOU TRY TO KILL ME!!! WELL HERE!!!!*Kicks OJ high into the air*

'''OJ: *Stops being psycho* How am I in the air? Wasn't I dying in lava a few seconds ago? Oh, wait, I see what happened >.> *hits the ground* Stupid nanochips.'''

Lili:*About to give OJ the final blow*

OJ: Well I had half of a good life, bye world, for whatever I did >.>

Lili: GRRRRRRRRRR! *Slams OJ to the ground*

'''OJ: Before I die, can I be told an exact summary of why I'm being killed? Anyone?'''

Lili:*turns back to normal* You may have broken my heart, but I cant hurt you....*Cres*

'''OJ: Wait what? I'm confused....'''

Lili:......You remember noting, do yu?

OJ: Yeah, I don't remember anything up before I fell into the lava.

Lili: You killedso many of us, and this(Shows OJ the wound on her shoulder*

'''OJ: Oh, I know what happened. Stupid nanochips.'''

Lili: So, can yo ever forgive me?

OJ: Um, sure, I think, besides I bet it was just my psycho counterpart.

Lili;YAY!*Hugs OJ*

Hwo:*Stares in envy*

'''OJ: Anyways, sorry if I injured, hurt, or anything to anyone. I'm glad I got out of this situation alive o_o, well bye guys *leaves*'''

Lili: WAIT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! LET HIM DEBUT CHRIS!!!

Chris: No.

Lili:*Crying*

Hwo:Its all right Lili. You got us ^-^

Morgan Freeman: Yeah *smiles creepily*

Lili:*sees Morgan and runs away screaming*

Morgan Freeman: My work here is done, now for coffee and some Mario *leaves*

Hwo:All's well it ends swell.

Chris: Yeah.

Hwo:So, HOT TUB PARTY!*Gets in hot tub*

Lili:*Joins*

Dante: *joins*

Hwo: So, is everyone fine after all that?

Dante: Yeah I guess.

Lili: That was a lot of bullsh**!

Hwo:Yes, yes it was.

Dante: *shrugs*

Iris: ...........

Bob: *sharpens throwing knives and shuriken*

Alex: is this a drama of weird?

( And that is how lili saved christmas.... wait what WHO WRITES THIS STUFF)

Morgan Freeman: I'm Morgan Freeman and I approve this message *high fives Voice Over Guy*


 * morgan freeman disappears*

( I ATE MORGAN FREEMAN NOM NOM NOM)

Hwo: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

'''MF: Mario lives FTW! *Leaves*'''

(hwo im not in your head every one can here me duh)

Dante: *hides*

Dolphins Chat
Jo: (CONF) I got lucky. I just hope I don't miss ANOTHER challenge. Then, I would be gone for sure.

TG:(CONF) I Need Blood I need too shoot an Arrow at a bird! (NON CONF) *Tries too Shoot an Arrow at a Bird but misses* NO! I wasted an Arrow!

Jo: I'll get if for you! *runs to get arrow* (CONF) I need to prove to the team that I'm worth staying. Basically, be a kiss-up.

TG: YOU MEATHEAD NOBODY TOUCHES MY ARROWS *Gets Arrow out of her Quiver* Now I wanna have an Arrow fight!

Piper: *Has Archery Arrows Used In Olympics* Can I join the fight?

TG: OKay! but I maybe get a Little bit bloody.

Piper: Only if you're accurate. *Gets Mirror, Puts It On Shoulder* Watch the bird. *Stares At Mirror, Shoots Arrow At Bird* I trained myself to do that.

TG: Wow...That's Awesome...

Piper: Don't worry, you're as trained as me!

TG: Really...

Jo: I can do that! Give me a quiver.

TG: No It's a arrow and Arrow Fight, it's Stabbing! *hands Jo an Arrow*

Jo: I can win this no problem. (CONF) *is covered with bandages* Okay, so maybe I got a little cocky.

TG: *Smirks* Wow that was Weak! (CONF) My Momma told when I was Young too not Play with Weapons...But I do anyways!

Jo: I have much to learn. Can you teach me?

TG: Ok...Sure!

Jo: Thank you!

TG: Ok First you need Too be Bloodthisty then Choke an animal and then Don't Trust Old man They Hit me in the head with a cane!

Jo: ...

TG: Get it Got it Good! did you *Shows one of her Bloodshot eye* GOT IT! YOU BETTER! OR I'LL PUT YOUR HEAD OVER THE MANTEL OVER MY STINKIN FIRE PLACE..

Jo: I got it! (CONF) Maybe this wasn't the best idea.

Tyker: *plays 3DS*

Jo; What's with you? You don't do anything but play on that game of yours.

Tyker: So, whats your point Man-Lady

Jo: My point is, you don't do anything to help the team. You just sit there, playing your game.

Tyker: Fine I help the team with the next challenge from now on I won't play my 3DS for the entire daY

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Aaron: O.o

Piper: Entire day? You need a YEAR off the consoles!

Jo: Okay, that's a little much. One day and helping in the challenge should be good.

Tyker: No no no not a whole year I die I do a entire day (CONF) That was a lie the longest I stay without games was 5 minutes I know thats sad

TG: *Is about too Shoot an Arrow at The 3DS but doesn't* I Argee and what's a Console? (Once Again TG lived in the woods almost all her life so she does not know)

Challenge 4 - Fall Asleep, My Story Will Weep
'''Chris: Hello contestants, do you like your current team, so far? Do you like the game, so far?'''

TG: I love the game but where is all the blood fighting and Drama? And my teammies are ok!

Crystal: *nods*

Don: Y-Y-Y-Yeah.

TG: Ok! what's the CHALLEGE! I wanna know :D ( I have too go in ten minutes)

Jo: I love my team and hope to be a HUGE part of it in the future.

Doctor: My team is great! And they don't get bored with my storries!

'''Chris: Well, we're having a team swap! So, um, yeah, pack your bags! (DON'T POST)'''

'''Chris: The Killer Ferrets consist of: Miles, The Doctor, Charlie, Don, Lili, Lynna, Tyker, Crystal, Piper, Jo, and Rick. The Screaming Crabs are the rest of them.'''

Doctor: Come on! I was right in the middle of telling my story! Whatever, at least I still have Lynna

TG: I think my team will be great (I have too go know I wouldn't be back for awhile soo Good luck everyone)

Tyker: Whats the challege?

Miles: My team seems awesome!

Jo: (CONF) A new team is just what I need! Now they won't vote me out! Right?

'''Chris: So, who likes stories? And who likes examining brains?'''

Jo: Neither.

Doctor; BOTH!

'''Chris: Well, today, we're doing one of them. Care to guess which Doctor?'''

Doctor: Well, I hope it's stories, because most of these people might kill someone.

Hwo: God I hate my team!

Jo: You can always quit.

Hwo: NO! >.>

Tati: Than shut it

Lili:*Kicks Tati in the head*

Tati: Ow! What was that for?

'''Chris: Tati, for posting, you're out of the challenge, I said no posting (it was deleted). Anyways, the challenge is to find an animal in the woods(3 lines there and finding an animal, 1 line back), and then have someone in your team, tell it a story to let it sleep. Then you must answer a question and find a rock with a smiley face in a pile of rocks (3 lines), the first team to do so wins. Good luck.'''

Doctor: I will have the story. You guys get the animal.

Jo: Okay! *runs to get animal*

Miles: Got it! *runs to get animal*

Don: O-O-Okay *runs to get animal*

Hwo:*looks for sheep*

Lili:*Looks for sheep*

Don: *looks for animal*

Miles: *looks for animal*

Tyker: Yes sure *runs to get a animal*

Don: *finds an animal*

Miles: *helps Don bring it back*

Crystal: *runs to animal*

Doctor: Okay! Now that we have a sheep, don't say anything so I can tell my story! Once apon a time, in a land far far away, there was a man. A man with a heart of gold. He looked around, and saw the two suns of the land rise as the moon fell, and he felt the orange grass. So, so soft, and he looked in the distance, and saw his land at peace, and everyone was calm, quite, asleep.

Sheep: *Falls asleep*

Miles: Awesome, now we need the question!

'''Chris: Good job Ferrets, here's the question: Did OJ ever forgive Yomby? Answer incorrectly, and you must answer another question.'''

Jo: No. He killed him.

'''Chris: Incorrect, OJ forgave Yomby once in normal form, but when he went psycho he killed Yomby. The next question is: In what episode of Motel was Sally "fake" eliminated in?'''

Lili:Ep 15.

'''Chris: CORRECT! You may now search for the rock!'''

Jo: *searches for rock* Come on Ferrets!

Lili:*Looks for rock*

Jo: *keeps looking*

Miles: *looks for rock*

Don: *looks for rock*

Lili:*looks for rock*

Jo: *finds rock* Yes! We win!

'''Chris: And the Ferrets win! Sorry, Crabs, you're going to elimination!'''

Lili:(CONF) I hate how all my friends are on the crabs, *Sigh*

'''Chris: Also, Ferrets, as a reward, you can pick to swap someone on your team for someone else, IF you want. At least 2 others must agree. So, do you choose to or not to?'''

Lili:Can we volunteer to swap ourselves?

Chris: Yeah, but for who?

Lili: Dante.

Chris: Do you guys agree or disagree?

Miles: I agree, I guess, if she really wants to.

Don: I-I-I-I-I'm sorry, I d-d-disagree.

Jo: I agree!

Chris: Alright, you sure?

Lili: Actually, never mind.

Jo: yeah, our team is perfect. We don't need anyone else!

Don: A-A-Actually, how about Tyker for Dante?

Lili:I agree

Miles: Same.

'''Chris: Well Dante is now on your team and Tyker is now on the other team, but Tyker is immune. Okay?'''

Elimination Ceremony 4 - The Crabs
'''Chris: Muffins for: Tyker *passes*, Aaron *passes*, Alex *passes, Tati *passes*, Iris *passes*, Nathan *passes*, Jim *passes*, Hwoarang *passes*, Rick *passes*, and TG *passes*, which leaves Bob and Jennifer, and one of you is going home..........* jennifer looks nervously, while Bob thinks about life at the final muffin* and it's.............not Bob! Sorry Jennifer, you have been voted off! *passes Bob the last muffin*'''

Ferrets Chat
Dante: (CONF) I am so lucky.

Charlie: (CONF) *not blinking*

Bob and Alex: *break open door*

Alex: We forgot some things *goes to old bed and gets book*

Bob: Me two *gets his book looks at chrlie and punches him in the face swelling one eye closed*

Charlie: (CONF) I had been not blinknign for 2 whole days.

Dante: *slaps Alex on the back* See ya at the merge buddy. *muttering* Ow my hand/

Tyker: Yes we are so lucky

Piper: O.o

Lili:*Braids hair*

Miles: Our team is awesome!

Lili:Please tell me this chat has a hot tub.

Don: U-U-U-U-Um, Chris r-r-removed the hot tubs from all chats.

Tyker: Aww man

Blossom: *holding message gives to lili* squeeeeeeeekk (alex and bob want to see you)

Thorn *comes from under pillow gives same message to dante*

Lili:Alex and Bob? Oh yeah, wait...........Who are they again?

Piper: *Points To The Two Boys* Apparently them.

Lili: Ugh, guess I have to go talk to them*Leaves*

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Piper: Bye. Lili?

Don: O-O-O-Okay, then.

Lili: IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

Crystal: ^.^ *continues to write on notebook*

Lili:*Practices fighting style*

Don: W-W-W-W-W-Welcome back.

Crystal: *watches Lili with amazment*

Dante: *reading a book suppsoedly titled Neuro Psyics*

Blossom: squeek(im lost in these room with people idk and im like)

Thorn: squeek *whos who o o o)

Miles: Hopefully we can pull another awesome win today! Right?

Charlie: *nods*

Dante: *reading*

B;ossom: squek

Piper: ( ._.)

Dante: *reading*

Thorn: squeek*blossom gone im here takes out lil knife grr*

Miles: Hopefully next challenge we can dominate awesomely.

Jo: Yeah.

Doctor: Wanna hear the rest of my story?

Miles: Sure.

Don: Y-Y-Y-Yeah.

Doctor: So, there we were, cornered by the gas masks, and Nacy cornered by the child himself. Then, I acted quick, noticing they were all acting like children> I commanded them to go to their room. Then, they went into their beds, and the child walked away from Nacy. I was pretty grateful it worked. Those would have been horrible last words. Then, Jack explained how his con was suposed to work. He would find some space junk, throw it through time, convince a Time Agent that it was worth something and get fifty percent of the payment before a German bomb would land and erase all evidence of the swindle before the buyer could claim it. He says the London Blitz is particularly good for this, as bombs fall all the time, and recommends Pompeii as another suitable location that can double as a "vacation". It was an empty, burnt out medical transport. He said he had nothing to do with the gask masks. Even though I didn't approve, we headed out together to the room the child used to be cared for in. We found it a wreak. There was a tape recorder also. It was Dr Constantine asking the child a few questions. All he said back was, "Are you my Mummy?" As the tape continued to play, I walked around the room, thinking out loud. The homeless children I encountered earlier were living around the bombsite. Suppose one of them wandered near the crashed ship and was somehow altered. The child would be incredibly powerful. ''Back to the videos. ''

Dante: *staring at Lill*

Lili:*Notices Dante* Something wrong?

Thorn:*gives lili note with <3 from Bob*

Dante: *quickly looks away*

Lili:*Sees note* O_O

Thorn: *humming kissing* walks away

Lili:Um, ok then.(CONF)..............

Dante: *reading books with fake cover neuro biology*

Lili:*Dancing*

Jo: Good story doctor. Your relly good at making them up.

Doctor: What do you mean? That REALLY happened to me.

Jo: 0.o

Blossom and thorn *enter room*

Blossom: squeek (we like it here)

Thorn: squeek (we are staying)

Dante: *hides* (From hiding spo) *reading*

Crystal: *accidentally hides where Dante is hiding and writes on notebook*

Doctor: Wait, what?

Jo: Yeah, you two must have the wrong place, this is Total Drama.

Crabs Chat
Bob: were is she (CONF) She is the only one i dont hate here

Lili:Ok I'm here!

hwo:*Finds drugs*...........*Takes them*

Alex: perfect at merge we team again?

Bob: *blushing* yea we need lil i mean you two

Lili:Yeah sure. Hwo what are you doing?

Hwo:Dugs.

Lili:WTF!?

Bob: hwo are you smoking my poisin Ivy collection?

Alex: yea we saw you pick it up

Lili:Wait, what?

Hwo:*Layng on the ground, hugging a pillow* GOVERMENT CAME AND TOOK MEH BABY!!!! >.<

Tyker: Hello new team mates (I just realize I'm on this team now silly me)

Lili:*Runs away screming*

Alex: ahhh *punches tyker in nose and knocks him out* ohhh god

Tyker: *knocked out with a broken nose*

TG;(CONF) Its funny how some people are scared of me im only Seven!

Bob: you know he is on your team?

Alex: yes i just wanted to punch somethging

TG: *shoots an Arrow* CRAP I MISSED!

Bob: *throws knife and cuts bow in half* hit

Aaron: O.o The fuck? (CONF) If my team gets weirder, I'm staying here.

Alex: *crahes trew CONF on rocket* hi

Aaron: God, I wish I had that watch now. *Looks At Rocket* O.O

Blossom: *picks up rocket and leaves*

Aaron: The fuck?

Tyker: *wakes up* ugh What happen?

Aaron: Alex punched you.

TG: MYYYY BOW ARGH!!!!! BOB YOU ARE GOING TOO PAY I MAYBE IN GRADE TWO AND SEVEN YEARS OLD BUT I CAN STILL KICK BUT!

Tyker: Oh why Alex?

Aaron: He needed to punch something.

TG: *Thorws Arrows Around* Grrr....Revenge...Revenge..

Aaron: I want to try shooting arrows. :3 *Shoots Arrow And Kills 10 birds*

Tyker: Go get Bob he did it

TG: Thats what im doing but i need a knife Arrows are not good for close combat anyways..

Tyker: *finds a knife* here you go

TG; Thanks *Takes Knife*

Aaron: *Accidentally Shoots 5 Arrows At Bob* Oops!.

TG: NUUU!!!!!! I was about too Stab him! D:

Aaron: He is not actually dead...20 arrows kills a person. 5 just bruises.

TG: Ok...:3 *collects Arrows from the Ground*

Bob: *disappears and reppears next to them with black dagger* becareful *disappears again*

Thorn *stabs TG in the foot* *runs*

Alex: follows Bob by jumping from tree to tree*

Blossom:*follows in the trees*

TG: Ouch! *Removes Knife from foot* He is soo going too pay *Gets her Knife and arrows Ready*

Aaron: O.o (CONF) BOB IS A GHOST. D: Or a ventus.

TG: *Holds Foot* IT HURTS CURSE YOU BOB! *Holds Knife that Tyker gave her* (CONF) It Hurts I need too Fight Hard and Seven Years too live is Way too short

Bob: *to alex* Did i just here Aaron call me a ghost or a ventus

Alex:yes why?

Bob:just wondering

Thorn: squeek (i lost my lil knife)

Bob:*gives thorn new knife

Blossom: squeek (TG is angry)

Alex: i could take her easily (just releised TG is a girl XD)

Tyker: (CONF) What is going on with everybody

TG: Come on! Bob *Holds knife* (XD)

Hwo:*still hugging pillow*

TG:*Stabs Tree*

Blossom:*jumps and kicks TG in the face with incredible strength* GGGGGRRRRRRR

TG: YOU BEAST YOUR MONSTER LEADER NAME BOB Broke My Bow Now All I have left Is my barbie one OUCH! NOW THAT THIS CREATURE *Thorws an Arrow at Blossom* Grrr

Hwo:*smokes marijuana int the CONF*

Thorn: *blokes arrow with lil knife*

Alex: wow our pets are beating you

TG: Quiet Meat *Charges Alex with a Knife*

Tyker: (CONF) Why is so smokey in here and what is that smell?

Alex:*takes out nunchucks and knife* *smashes TG around the head* up close combat against me pft please

TG: Ow! Oh Please Alex Even know I'm only seven it does not mean I'm weak...*Now Takes out her Quiver of arrows are her Barbie styled bow* Don't Ask about the bow Your Brother broke my Bow soo *Shoots an Arrow at Alex's Leg*

Aaron: *About To Go To CONF, Meets Hwo* Um, hi, Hwo?

Alex: *jumps into the trees hidden in the leaves*

Bob: *sends <3 note to Lili*

Aaron: *Walks Away, Finding Shotgun* Hmm...

Tyker: Hey Chris, is the challenge start anytime soon?

Challenge 5 - The Boat Ride of a Lifetime
Chris: Say I, when you're here and able to do the challenge please :)

Miles: I.

Don: I.

Tyker: I.

Tati: I.

Doctor: I.

Jo: I.

Nathan: I!

'''Chris: .....Good enough. So, contestants, that are here, how's the competition been. (Small talk, while I think of another challenge XD)'''

Doctor; It's been great! I've ever even had a vote for me, or at least I think I don't. But that's only because my team keeps winning! We'er awesome!

Miles: *high fives Doctor*

Don: Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah.

Nathan: Let's just get on with this

Chris: Alright, then.

Tati: I know right

Tyker: If the other team win will Tati, Nathan and I will get immunity

'''Chris: Sure, why not? Also I recommend you bring towels for this next challenge. You have ten minutes of chatting, while I get supplies ready.'''

Tyker: Yes! *To Nathand and Tati* Can I get a thank you

Tati: Whatever loser *goes to the bathroom for a towel*

Tyker: Ahh *looks for a towel*

Doctor: *pulls towels out of pockets for everyone* Here you go!

Jo: How big are those pocket?

Doctor: Timelord technology. Bigger on the inside.

Jo: You get weirder every day.

Crystal: *arrives* (CONF) I arrived just in time

Miles: *grabs towel* Thanks.

Don: *grabs towel from the Doctor* T-T-T-Thanks.

Crystal: *grabs towel* Thank you

Tyker: *Gets towel from Doctor* Thank you Doc

Tati: *Gets towel from Doctor*

Doctor: Your welcome!

Jo: *gets towel* (CONF) He's WAY smarter than I thought he would be. I'll have to vote him out first chance I get.

Chris: Hey, you guys know how it's hot out, now in the Neighborhood, kind of?

Jo: yeah. It's scorching.

Doctor: Not for me. A timelord can handle extream heat and freeze.

Tyker: Well I'm burning up

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

'''Chris: Well, we're having a challenge on the ocean! Which will involve water guns and water balloons for fun, kind of. How does that sound? We'll need to go on a bus ride though.'''

Tyker: Oh my blob yes yes yes

Doctor: Yes! (CONF) I fought off lava people with a water pistol once. My companion Donna was pretty amazed.

Chris: There is a price though, there will be a DOUBLE elimination!

Tyker: Carp.

Jo: So, where's the bus?

Doctor: I flew a duble decker bus once! It had some magnetic flying devices on it.

'''Chris: I got a bus for each team. So yeah, it'll take a while to get there, so chat in the bus which is here now! *bus arrives and everyone goes in their team bus*'''

Ferrets Bus
Crystal: *sits in the bus quietly*

Don: T-T-T-T-T-T-The challenge sounds nice, h-h-h-hopefully we can win.

Doctor: Don't worry, with my water pistol skills, we won't lose.

Miles: Yeah, we'll be awesome once more!

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Jo; Well, I'm a champion swimmer!

Miles: I think we're almost there! Let's win for no double elimination!

(Scienceboy0, Sorry, have to go for tonight! Be back tommorrow for the challenge!)

Crabs Bus
Tyker: C'mon lets win this game!! (CONF) Why I'm the only one talking

Tati: *texting*

Tyker: *palys 3DS*

Beach
Chris: We're here!

Tyker: *gets out of the bus* Wow that bus was hot in there

Piper: Yay?

Crystal: Its nice in here

Thorn:*goes to Lili with ice tea chocolates and a rose with a note <3 from bob*

Lili:*Eats and drinks tea and chocolates but doesnt notice the note*

Thorn: throws note in form of paper plane and lands in lilis hands*\

Dante: *hides*

Lili:*Reads note*

Hwo:What is it?

Lili:Nothing,*Puts note in pocket*

Dante: *walks up to Lilli* Can I have an ice cube?

BobL: hi i got you this *gives Lili grey furred rabbit bye *leaves*

Lili:Its thoughtful, but I'm more of a cat person.

Hwo:*Is high*

Bob: mon arata *rabbit turnsa into cat*

Tyker: Well since we at the beach *starts to make a sandcastle*

Hwo: IM GONNA EAT THAT CAT TO PREVENT WORLD WAR @!

Lili:*Cradles cat in her amrs*

Bob:*turns Hwo into cat*

Hwo:*Turns back* MY MARIJUANA POWES MAKES ME INVULNERABLE TO MAGIC* Face plants in the sand*

Bob: um hwo no i just missed ur face the rest of you still cat

Crystal: *starts drawing on sand*

Hwo:*Turns back fully*

Lili:*Strips off her dress, revealing a bikini*

Tyker: *whispers to himself* Weirdos *almost finish with his sandcastle*

Hwo:*Sees Lili* BING-BONG-HELLO!!!

Chris: Well, who's left on the beach, because I know for a fact some people went to take a nap on the bus.

Crystal: *To Tyker* Nice sand castle

Lili:*Posing, while Leo takes pictures of her*

Tyker: *done making his sandcastle and takes a picture with his 3DS* Thank you

Chris: In ten minutes the challenge starts, sorry for the earlier delay.

Crystal: Also cool 3DS, I have a pink one myself

Hwo:*Smoking marijuana*

'''Chris: TIME FOR THE CHALLENGE! Each team has a boat/canoe/kayak whatever, and have to race to the finish (10 lines, continue from you teammate's previous count), your arsenal are these long range water guns and water balloons, first team to reach the finish wins! You may now begin!'''

Lili:*Gets water gun and gets in boat*

Hwo:*Sames, but gets in his teams boat*

Crystal: *Gets water gun and gets in boat*

Miles: *gets water gun and gets in boat*

Don: *gets water balloons and gets in boat*

Lili:*Starts rowing*

Crystal: *helps Lili row*

Miles: *starts rowing*

Don: *starts rowing*

Hwo:*Rows* ROW ROW ROW YOU-*Faints, then comes too* I'm ok!*rows*

Crystal: *rows*

Miles: *rows*

Don: *rows*

Hwo:*rows*

Lili:*rows*

Crystal: *rows*

Lili:*rows* WE WON!!!

Hwo:DAMMIT CAP'N CRUNCH!*Faints*

Miles: We did awesome! *high fives team*

Don: Y-Y-Y-Yeah.

Crystal: That was pretty easy *smiles*

Lili:*walks up to camera* Hello Im Lili. This episode is about the dangers of drug usage and why you should never take them, even when it seems like a good Idea at the time, trust me. For more information about drug use, visit your local libraray. Thers probably soembody there who sells drugs. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!

Miles: Wait, what?

Hwo:Yeah I'm done with the drugs now, the evil voice still haunts me T_T

Lili: YAY!!!!

'''Chris: THE FERRETS WIN! By a lot. Sorry Crabs, you lose, Hwo is immune though for being the ONLY one to help out, Tyker is immune for talking the most before the challenge. The rest of you are up for elimination though.'''

The Crabs Vote
Chris: Vote anyone but Hwo and Tyker.

'''Chris: Muffins for: Hwo! *passes* Tyker! *passes* Aaron! *passes* Bob! *passes* Rick! *passes*, Nathan! *passes*, Iris *passes* and Jim! *passes* TG, Tati, and Alex, only one more of you will be safe and it is.................Alex *passes (I went by original votes) Sorry TG and Tati, you have been eliminated, any last words?'''

Tati: Whatever like I need the money

(Vick: I'm sorry Im gonna inactive for while I'm having a road trip)

(TrentFan: Okay)

Ferrets Chat
Miles: We did awesome!

Charlie: Yep.

Lili:Agreed.

Blossom: squeek (im here)

Thorn: squeek (me two)

Dante: *hides*

Charlie: *walks into house*

Lili:*Practices fighting style*

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Jo: Yeah! We won!

Don: Y-Y-Y-Yeah.

Lili:*Suffering from hot tub withdrawal*

Crabs Chat
Hwo:Why am I the only one who does ANYTHING during the challenges? -.- (CONF) The only time when there not being lazy a***** is during chats

Tyker: Is me and Hwo are the active people in this time (I was gonna do the challenge but my dad told me to at the last minute)

(sorry but the others in NZ have school)

Bob: yes

Alex: *flying around the room trying to catch blossom) comke back

Challenge 6- A Taste of Losing
Chris: Hi :)

Lili:Hi!

Hwo:Lets get this over with.

Tyker: Sup

Chris: Well, this will really shock you guys, hopefully, but BOTH TEAMS ARE GOING TO ELIMINATION TONIGHT!

Miles: What?

Don: .....

Lili:GASP!

hwo:Hmph.

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Tyker: Why??

Chris: Because, there is, but don't worry you can still get immunity :)

Lili:Oh, well thats okay then.

Tyker: Oh good

Crystal: Um, how do we get immunity?

'''Chris: The first four people who talk after this sentence win immunity. (Only one character per user)'''

Lili:Waffles.

Crystal: Grapes

Tyker:Pizza

Miles: Potatoes.

Chris: You four win :D, any happy thoughts about that?

Lili: I'm always happy, except for when Im not. Which I am never except for when I am.

Tyker: Now I want pizza

Crystal: I kind of write all my thoughts on this notebook

Lili: I noticed.

Don: W-W-W-Well, that's c-c-cool.

Miles: Yeah, it's cool.

Lili: Why do you think that everything is cool?

Crystal: Because he's a cool person

Miles: That and because mostly everything is cool.

Lili: Do you think Im cool? ^-^

Miles: Well, yeah, I said mostly everything is cool, and you're in that category so yeah, why not?

Lili: YAY!*Hugs Miles*

Miles: Um, okay.

Tyker: (CONF) So I'm the only one in my team got immunity thats makes me feel happy

Don: G-G-G-Good job, guys.

Lili:Yeah.

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Tyker: *plays 3DS*

Dante: (CONF) Using the power of deduction and logical reassoning I have concluded Lilli "likes" Miles.

Ferrets Voting
Chris: Vote anyone but Lili, Miles, or Crystal.

'''Chris: Muffins for: Lili *passes*, Miles *passes*, Crystal *passes*, Don *passes* and The Doctor. Charlie, Jo, Piper, and Iris, you're in the bottom four, despite only two of you getting votes(kind of), anyways Jo is safe *passes*, which leaves Piper, Lynna, and Charlie and this next muffin is for-'''

Miles: It's got to be Charlie. He's awesome!

'''Chris: Oh, um, yeah, Charlie *passes* Piper, Iris, one of you is going home tonight..................but it's not Piper!*passes* Lynna, you have been eliminated! Farewell!'''

Crabs Voting
Chris: Vote anyone but Tyker.

Alex(conf) oh no Bob will kill miles if he finds out about dantes theory this is bad really bad

'''Chris: Muffins for: Tyker *passes*, Alex *passes*, Aaron *passes*, Jim *passes*, and Nathan *passes*, leaving Hwo, Rick, and Iris in the bottom three. Hwo, you are safe *passes*, which leaves Rick and Iris and the person who isn't eliminated is.............Rick! *passes* Bye bye Iris!'''

Ferrets Chat
Lili: Lynna was only sex appeal for Docter. Im glad shes gone!

Miles: Well, we'll win next time, unless it's another vote.

Lili:I hope not.

Thorn:*gives Lili message that says *u are light you r beuty you r amazing here is a rose and chocolate with milk <3

From Bob

Lili:..........

Don: C-C-C-Crabs aren't d-d-doing too well.

Tyker: Hey are you gonna eat that chocolate?

Lili:You can have them.

Tyker: Thank you *eats the chocolate*

Crystal: *plugs xbox to TV and starts playing*

Dante: *joins Xbox game*

Tyker: *joins too*

Don: *joins also*

Crystal: *plays Left 4 Dead*

Thorn: gives lili rose and neclace wit emerald diamond and saphire orbs from bob

Dante: *drops controllers* I GOT IT!

Don: W-W-W-What?

Tyker: (CONF) Is Lili a sex symbol in this show?

Alex: weres dante i need to talk to him outside

Dante: *comes*

Alex: Lili likes miles right

Charlie: *hiding on roof*

Dante: Yes.

Alex: OH GOD Bob is physically unstable he finds out about this oh glob we have to break them up

Tyker: *stop playing te Xbox and start playing his 3DS*

Miles: *reading book called "Records of Awesomeness"* The title is AWESOME!

Crystal: *turns xbox off and starts writing on notebook*

Miles: *reads Records of Awesomeness book*

Crystal: What you reading there?

Miles: The Records of Awesomeness Book.

Crystal: Cool *goes back to playing Left 4 Dead*

Alex: Dante

Dante: I know buddy.

Charlie: *still listening*

Alex: if bob finds out he will be so enraged he could be thrown into the air and start bouncing back and forth due to gravity and because of his power cause a blackhole that will rip apart the very fabric of the UNIVERSE

Charlie: *does not make a sound*

Dante: *writes down notes*

Alex: If your conclusion involves me using my powers i might be able to

Dante: I need a graphite spheare and powers.

Charlie: *glows red* S***

Miles: *reads book* The Best Meme: Weegee.

Alex: wait Dante i cant give you powers but i have orbs and talismans and charms and cepters and other stuff of and spell books

Dante: I have no powers. *looks at Charlie* He might,

Lili:*Dancing*

Alex: Or i couyld take his powers and give them to you

Charlie: *jumps off roof*

Piper: O.O (CONF) Suddenly, it becomes Star Wars. -.-'

Alex: *walks threw wall like a gfhost* this is not starwars *at piper durin (CONF)*

Dante: *pulls out lightsabre*

Lili:WTF?

Crystal:.....

Charlie: *smashes into the ground*

Lili: HOLY S***!

Crystal: Oh my god *runs over to help Charlie* Are you okay?

Lili: *Carries Charlie to informory*

Charlie: Sadly I'm fine.

Lili: Um, ok then.

Charlie: *gets up and walks into the CONF*

Crystal: *walks into kitchen*

Charlie: (CONF) I am a fire demon.

Crystal: *puts on apron and starts making cake*

Alex:*creats tornado and hurricans*

Bob:*fires dark lightning bolts to counter*

Charlie: *glares*

Bob and Alex: *glare @ charlie* what are you looking at demon

Doctor: (CONF) *crying* NOT AGAIN! I DIDN'T EVEN GET HER NUMBER! Well. at least thisone didn't end up in another universe.

Charlie: (CONF) I am going to win this (NONCONF) So whats up Miles?

Crystal: *finishes cake and sets it on the counter*

Miles: *to Charlie* Reading this book about records of awesomeness.

Doctor: *comes out of confessional* I think I've finnaly gotten over Rose, I mean Lynna!

Don: *pats Doctor's shoulder* W-W-W-Well, that's good. S-S-Sorry, she was eliminated.

Doctor: I'm not usually this sensetive. Must be the new regeneration. I actually came here right after season 5.

Don: I-I-I-I-I see. W-W-W-Well, you'll feel better soon.

Doctor: Okay, okay. maybe telling a story will cheer me up.

Don: O-O-O-Okay.

Dante: Well I have a fun story!

Alex: so do i

Dante: Shhh, Wall of meat.

Alex: er ...er NO anyway Well you see once a boy called iles kissed a girl called Ili (stares at dante hopefully) but only a boy called ob was sooo enraged he was thrown into the air and started bouncing back and forth due to gravity untill he created a black hole that destroyed the universe there by only if you were able to travel outside the universe you would be safe but everything else would be destroyedand turned into nothing

Miles: *reads book*

Alex:*knoicks out miles and drags his body into a closet*


 * alex walks away and transforms to look like miles*

Alex disguised as mile: I am sorry Lili but I am just to awsome for you i never want you to touch me again (saying to lili)

Don: *watching the whole thing from afar*

Charlie: *neaks up behind Don* What ya doing?

Don: A-A-A-Alex knocked out Miles and i-i-i-i-is disguised as Miles.

Charlie: S*** *flys through the air and tackles Alex*

Miles: *wakes up in closet* Where am- Oh right Alex knocked me out and- *looks that there is no book* Took my book? That's it, he's in my uncool category.

Dante: GET OFF OF MY ANGRY WALL OF MEAT!

Alex:*teleports away with miles book*

Miles: *gets out of closet* Where's Alex? He stole my book!

Dante: *punches Charlie in the face*

Miles: *runs to Charlie and Dante*

Charlie: *throws Dante into a wall*

Alex: NOBODY MOVE OR THE BOOK GETS IT*Holds book ofver fire in his palm*

Charlie: *flys through the air and tackles Alex*

Alex: GET OFF OF MMMMMMMMEEEE *Traps charlie in raging tornadoe*

Charlie: What a weakling. *breaks free*

Alex: Oh honey u cant use fire i deprived your flame I put you out and im a ventus i would never waste power on you

Charlie: I don't care. *walks off*

Alex:*smirks and destroys Miles book* (CONF) I am putting charlie and miles out

Miles: *shrugs* Well, while I may not be able to get payback on you, I know someone I can get payback on for that book *looks at Dante, then leaves*

Jo: Yeah! Me! *punches Alex in the face* (CONF) Yes! I'm toatally getting some repect on this team.

Alex:*runs to Dante* here *puts charm on him* this will increase your natural abilities by ten fold

Dante: *still can't lift 10 kgs*

Miles: *goes back in* Nevermind about the payback thing, I don't think that's cool, so yeah. *leaves again*

Dante: *still trying to lift 10 kg*

Crabs Chat
Tyker: (CONF) This team is a disappointment

Hwo:*Sighs*

Chris: Wow, you guys lose so many times.......that's just sad *laughs* But, it MAY change soon, if you try harder.

Hwo:And if we had some more F****N ACTIVE PEOPLE DURING THE CHALLENGES AND NOT ONLY DURING CHATS!!! >.>

Bob and Alex: we are active now lets do a challenge

(and its the weekends i can be more active for two more days)

Challenge 7 - Back to the Motel!
Miles: *finds a list* Let's see: a Challenge Rule List for TD:BttN, well, let me see. Rule 1: Remaining Contestants must die. Wait, what?

Everyone: *screams as Psycho OJ comes with a knife*

Miles: Wait, it was a typo, Remaining Contestants must compete in death-defying challenges. Oh, yeah, that's better. Wait, what?

OJ: *Disappears*

Everyone: *screams*

Miles: Okay then, Rule 2: Don't insult Chris while he's having the day off, this means you too Miles, who I bet is reading this......I see. Rule 3: Go on the buses we have provided for each team and try to talk in them as much as possible, you'll see why, the driver will take you to the set of TDM where I am. Don't go on yet, there's more.

Dante: Well this is actually pretty easy when you contemplate it.

Miles: Rule 4: Zoey will re-enter the contest, she'll join whatever team she wants to, don't force her. Rule 5: The Doctor, Jo, RIck, and Jim won't be here for it, don't say they didn't do anything. Rule 6: Don't complain but you will spend the night in the Motel.

Dante: Dibs Steves old room!

Miles: Rule 7: We will be eating Fried Dante tonight, wait what?

Everyone: *screams*

Miles: Oh, wait, another typo, Fried Chicken, and I quote what this says "I'm sorry I confused Dante with a chicken", anyways, it will take an hour to get there, and pack any needed things now.

Dante: *packs lightsabre and clothes and psyics book*

Charlie: *packs knife and clothes*

Don: *packs clothes, a bottle of water, and an old Game Boy* D-D-Done.

Miles: *packs clothes, and other awesome things too awesome to be mentioned*

Bob and Alex: mosto*bags magically pack them selves* done

Bob and Alex:*walk into bus*

Charlie: *gets on bus*

Miles: *gets on bus and pulls out a puppy* It was too awesome to be mentioned.

Don: *gets on bus*

Ferrets Bus Chat
Charlie: *thinking*

Miles: *petting puppy*

Don: S-S-S-S-So, are you guys excited t-t-to see the Neighborhood?

Dante: Don't you mena the Motel?

Don: Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah.

Dante: *looks smug*

Miles: Well, I guess I'm excited.

Charlie: I'm not.

Miles: Why not? Just curious.

Charlie: Family stuff.

Miles: I see, well let's hope it turns out for the best.

Charlie: *nods*

Miles: So want to pet this puppy?

Charlie: *takes puppy and puppy begins to sweat* What the?

Puppy: *frowns*

Miles: Um....why is it sweating?

Charlie: *hands it back and puppy is surprisingly hot*

Miles: What the? *pats puppy* There, there, it's probably the bus?

Charlie: Um...Yeah that's it.

Miles: Well, whatever. *pats puppy* Anyways, do you think we'll win the challenge again?

Charlie: No idea.

Miles: Yeah, maybe....

Charlie:*starts glowing red*

Dante: *hides*

Lili:O_O

Miles: Um, you alright Charlie?

Dante: *walks up to Lilli* I know you like Miles.

Lili: meh, its only a fling. My true love is Christie Monteiro. Mmmmmmmmm......Christie....

Dante: Well you need to like Bob.

Lili: Ew no, we only friends, and its gonna stay that way.

Miles: *to Charlie* Are you alright?

Charlie: *faints*

Dante: hey that's my job! *faints*

Miles: .....Wait who's driving this bus?

Lili: I think its leo.

Josh: Me why?

Lili:No, Leo.

Miles: Two people just fainted.

Josh: *shrugs*

Miles: ......Well, I guess all we can do is wait for them to wake up by themselves.

Lili: LIKE A BOSS

Miles: Um, sure, like that?

Charlie: *bus floor starts melting*

Miles: .......Charlie! Wake up!

Charlie: *gets up* Oh s***

Miles: Um, yeah.....

Crystal: *reads Harry Potter*

Charlie: *is glowing red* Why now? Why not later?

Miles: *shrugs*

Charlie: I'll be right back. *jumps out the window*

Miles: Okay then........

Charlie: *comes back as if nothing happened* So whats up?

Miles: Um, not much. *pets puppy* I just still have this puppy.

Charlie: Cool, *pets puppy and nothing happens*

Miles: Yeah. *pets puppy*

Dante: *is rolling towards hole in the bus*

Miles: Strange.....whatever.
 * Dante is teleported to Crabs Bus

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Crabs Bus Chat
Alex:*holding mini tornado*

Bob:*holging mini lightning cloud*

Blossom: bounces

Thorn: bounces

Blossom bonces

Thorn bounces {C}Alex:*holding mini tornado*

Bob:*holging mini lightning cloud* {C}Alex:*holding mini tornado*

Bob:*holging mini lightning cloud*

(i wonder what will happen nextt)

Alex:*tornado breaks*

Bob: *holding mini lightning cloud*

Alex:*makes new one*

Bob:*holding mini lightning cloud*

Alex:I am eating my pie :) *eats pie

Bob:I am eating my turkey *eats turkey*

(Please don't double post)

Bob: WHO IS DRIVING OUR BUS

OJ: *With mask on, holding knife*, Just kidding *rips off mask to reveal Samuel* Just kidding *rips off mask to reveal OJ again, cycle continues*

Bob:*blasts persone out the window and takes the wheel* HOLD ON

OJ/Samuel: *Hangs on and gets back in and pushes Bob out of the way* This seat is for driver's only, I will report Chris if you want me to so your team gets a penalty.

Alex: OH I KNOW! *Dante is teleported to the Crabs bus*

Dante: *is still knocked out*

Alex:*wakes up dante*

Challenge
Chris: It's time for a challenge!

Lili and hwo: YAY!

'''Chris: Well, remember the Mini-Hunger Games from last season? Well, we're using the capsules and sending you into a virtual world with a psycho killer who placed third last season. You will all probably die but it won't be real. The OJ is real, he's been in there for one day. Yeah, we're messed up. We'll keep on going until the psycho killer turns back sane, which is a surprise. Zoey, since you haven't decided you will be on the Crabs. The team who has the most people left when OJ is sane, wins! And the Crabs are at a natural disadvantage AND to make things worse: The Crabs also lost the chat count so one person sits out, making it another disadvantage, Tyker is sitting out of the challenge and it will still count as he was in and dead. So yeah, *everyone gets into capsules* I recommend you hide and stick in a group, so at least one of you will survive. Anyways, you may begin! Good luck!'''

Dante: *hides*

Miles: *hides in a tree*

Don: *hides in the bushes*

Lili:*Hides underground*

Hwo:*Hides with Lili*

Lili:>.>

OJ: *Starts looking for everyone* You will all die.

Hwo and Lili: S***

Charlie: *runs*

OJ: *Looks around, laughing evily*

Bob:*hides with Lili*

OJ: *Goes underground*

Crystal: *climbs tree*

Alex:*flies* hmmmm

Lili:*Kicks Bob out*

Bob:*flies* hmmm

Hwo:*Digging deep underground*

Dante: Virtual world. *jumps 200ft into the air*

Lili:That isnt godplay at all......

Alex:*catches dante* Yay *blast beam int ground*

OJ: *Spots Hwo and Lili* DIE!

Lili:*Runs*

Hwo:Come at me b*****

Crystal: *climbs to top of tree and sits on branch*

OJ: Okay, *slits Hwo's neck* MUAHAHAHA!

Lili:*Sprinting*

OJ: *Goes back on ground and searches*

Dante: ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!

OJ: *Spots Piper*

Bob:*flies and picks up lili* Hi there *blushes*

OJ: *Cuts off Piper's head*

Charlie: *runs*

Lili: Um, hi.....

OJ: *Spots Nathan*

Alex: idea *throws dante at OJ*

OJ: *Smiles evily and slits Dante's head off*

Bob;*gives Lili a black rose* it is a weopan

Alex:Grrrrrrrrrrr *kicks OJ in face then flies away*

Lili:Um, ok then.

OJ: ......*Throws knife at Alex's head, killing him*

Bob:*throws Lili at OJ* USE IT

OJ: *Cuts off Lili's head* >:)

Bob: GRRRRRRRAAAAA *Steals knifes and cuts off ojs head*

OJ: *Head grows back and snaps Bob's neck*

Dante: *regenarates* Extra lives.

OJ: .....*Steals knife from dead Bob and stabs Dante*

(You can't)

Charlie: OJ! Stop this!

OJ: No! *punches Charlie and spots Miles*

Miles: Allow me. *grabs OJ's knife and stabs self*

Thorn: squeek (help) *runs

Crystal: *spots Don* Pshhhh Don up here!

Charlie: Don't mess with me OJ

Don: *gets to where Crystal is* T-T-T-Thanks.

OJ: *Laughs and slits Charlie's head*

Charlie: I cut my neck all the time.

OJ: .........*Stabs Charlie's heart, killing him*

Crystal: *whispers* Here *gives Don rock and branch* Sharpen it so you can have a weapon

Don: *grabs it* T-T-Thanks......but e-e-everyone else's attempted, didn't turn out so well, fighting back.

Crystal: It might not kill him, but it will slow him down

Don: I-I-I-I-I-I guess.

OJ: *Looks around*

Crystal: *whispers* Be as quiet as you can be, he's looking around

OJ: *Looking around, starting to twitch*

Crystal: *whispers* Why is he doing that?

Don: *whispers back* I-I-I-I-I don't know

OJ: *Stops being psycho* ......Why am I in the woods?

'''Chris: *through intercom* Congrats, if you got to this point, OJ is normal again. Congrats! And the winners are..........The Crabs! Sorry Ferrets but only Don and Crystal survived for you.'''

Crystal: >.>

'''Chris: So, um yeah, you may step into your capsules survivors and sent back into the real world. *Everyone left steps into their capsules* Good job on surviving: Zoey, Aaron, Nathan, Don, and Crystal, but sadly Don and Crystal are still going to elimination.'''

Don: R-R-R-Really......Oh well.

Aaron: I swear if OJ DID kill me in that virtual world thing, in real life, I'll actually kill him. :)

Chris: We'll take out OJ later, so yeah, voting will be up soon for the Ferrets, good job Crabs.

Hwo:YAY!

Dante: *punches Hwo. in the face*

Hwo:*snaps Dante's neck*

Crystal: 0_0

Dante: *lying on the floor* I can't feel my arms. Or anything.

Lili: ok then.

Crystal: *walks over to Dante* Um Chris....we need medical help here

Chris: *shrugs*

Elimination Ceremony 7 - Ferrets
Chris: Vote in the confession

'''Chris: Muffins for: Don *passes*, Crystal *passes*, Charlie *passes*, Miles *passes*, Doctor *passes*, Piper *passes, and Lili *passes* Which leaves Jo and Dante, either brain or brawn is going home and it's...........*both look at the last muffin, nervously*.........not Dante! *passes* Sorry Jo, you have been eliminated, Dante only received one vote from Lili, but yeah, Jo racked up the rest of the votes, so Jo is gone!'''

Jo: Well, I guess I saw this comming when I punched someone in the face. Bye!

Ferrets Motel Chat
Dante: *in a wheelchair*

'''???: Don't worry, I'll get revenge for you. C;'''

Miles: Well, that was our first loss. Well, hopefully it will be our last too.

Dante: DO I have a shot?

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Don: *To Miles* W-W-W-W-Well, hopefully it is.

Dante: *nods*

Crystal: Do we have a kitchen in here?

Don: Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah. *points to the left*

Crystal: Oh okay, thanks Don *enters kitchen and starts making cookies*

Don: N-N-No problem.

Miles: It's kind of awesome being in the motel, an old team used to be in.

Crystal: *comes out of the kitchen with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies* Anyone want some?

Don: T-T-T-That was quick. U-U-U-Um, can I have o-o-o-one?

Crystal: *hands Don chocolate chip cookie*

Charlie: I'm going for a walk.

Dante: *rolls to Steves old motel room*

Don: *to Crystal* T-T-T-Thanks.

Crystal: No problem *lays down in bed and reads a book*

Don: *takes a bite from the cookie* I-I-I-It's tasty.

Crystal: Thank you

Charlie: *bursts into flames*

Don: *Eats cookie*

(TrentFan: I WON'T BE ONLINE TOMORROW, SO THERE WON'T BE A CHALLENGE, MOST LIKELY)

Thorn:*gives Lili sack of diamonds* from bob

Doctor: Diamonds? Okay, that guy is going TO far.

Lili: *Keeps diamonds* That does it! *Marches to Crab chat*

Dante: Ok. We're dead.

Charlie: Son of a b**** that girl is gonna kill us all.

(HONK HONK)

Thorn:*drives threw a wall in a limousine* from Bob

Dante: *attempts to roll limo out of room*

Charlie: *glares at Thorn*

Thorn:*runs over charlie*

Charlie: *throws Limo through a wall*

Dante: *is hit by a limo that comes flying throguh a wall*

Thorn: *drives limo into charlie and sends him threw wall and puts limo in park* squeek (it has diamonds in the trunk)

Doctor: Stop this insanity! Your going to kill each other!

Lili:*Grabs Thorn by the neck* Tell Bob to stop this, or I will kick him in his speciall place* Throws him back to the crabs chat*

Doctor: Why do you do this!?! Humans, it's always humans. They NEVER listen. Never.

Thorn:*drops emerald ring and an amythest heart necklace at Lilis feet and runs*

Lili: Grrrrrrrrrrr*Marches to the Crabs chat*

Charlie: *follows*

Dante:*Hides*

Lili: We should be safe here.

Thorn;*gives Lili diamond necklace then runs away*

Piper: UGH! *Throws All Bob's Gifts To Lili At Thorn* JUST LEAVE EHR ALONE! TRY NOT TO BE A F****** SCAREDYCAT AND TRY TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS IN PERSON, NOT THROUGH S**** GIFTS!

Dante: None of these gifts fall under the catergory of "sh****" They can cost up to millions of dollars.

Lili: *Hides*

Miles: *confused to what's happening* ..........What?

Lili: Bob wont stop giving me gifts, And I already love Hwoarang, now they wont leave me alone!

Blossom: squeek *gives lili desighner hand bag with 10 000 dollars in it with a note saying (from bob blossom doing this cause thorn afraid)

Lili: I'll keep the money but GWAAAAAAAAAAAH TELL HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE!

Charlie: Stupid girl. You could pawn these off for millions of dollars. Why are you acting like this is terrible?

Alex: LILI you stupid girl hasent Dante told you why you have to love Bob OH YEA *gives Lili diamonds saphires emeralds diamonds and a 100 000 000 000 tiara covered with 50 carrot diamonds from Bob*

Lili:ITS WORTH IT! I LOVE HWO!

Dante: No you don't.

Lili:*Slaps Dante* I KNOW WHAT I KNOW!

Dante: *runs off*

Alex: Fine *for once getting annoyed* but *whispers to dante and Lili we at the merge can vote off everyone first crystal then all others and i will talk to Bob deal?

Lili:Deal.Dante

Dante: *still running with tears in his eyes*

Lili: Ugh.....

Crystal: *overhears*

Dnate: (CONF) I am going to destroy them all.

Miles: *Looking for something to do* Now I can't read about awesome records.

Dante: *watching star wars episode 3*

Alex:(with dante) I have all of the conf tapes here

Dante: thank you my padawan.

Lili: Sorry Dante. Hugglez?

Dante: Soon you will feel the power of the dark side.

Crystal:(CONF) *sigh* What did I do?

Lili:*Hugs Dante*

Dante: *kisses Lilli*

Don: *helping Miles find something to do*

Lili: WTF!? GET OFF ME!

Alex:*gives Dante marbles*

Crystal: Hey Um, Miles and Don could I talk to you two?

Don: S-S-S-Sure.

Miles: Yeah, sure.

Charlie: *locks Lilli and Dante in a closet*

Lili:*Destroys closet* F*** no!

Dante: *breaks down*

Lili:Look, I'm sorry, But I love Hwo. Do you understand?

Crystal: *walks into an empty room with Don and Miles*

Dante: no not really.

Lili:.........I.Dont.Love.You.

Crystal: *To Don and Miles* So I found out people are trying to eliminate me....

Miles: Really? Why you?

Dante: No still confuused.

Crystal: I have no idea, but could you guys help me eliminate Lili

Miles: Why Lili?

Crystal: I'm guessing she's the leader in the alliance

Dante: *kisses Lilli again*

Lili:*Slaps Dante and goes to Crabs chat angrily*

Dante: *falls and hits his head*

Crystal: So are you guys in?

Miles: Well, I'm not sure if I want to vote off Lili as she's active and helps the team, so how about Piper or The Doctor first?

Crystal: Well what about Alex? I'm trying to vote off people in the alliance

Don: A-A-A-Alex is on the other t-t-team.

Crystal: Oh sorry, nevermind thanks for listening anyways guys

Don: N-N-N-No problem.

Miles: Yeah.

Crystal: *leaves room and enters kitchen*

Dante: Lilli, Thou art but a heartless b****

Doctor: I meet some headless people once! The also carried electric swords.

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Dante: *watches all 6 Star Wars movie* Go Obi Wan avenge Quii Gon Jinn.

Leo:*Shows up and watches*

Dante: *at episode 2* Oh s*** Yoda's gonna pwn.

Leo: ok then.

Dante: *turns and looks to Leo and then faints*

leo:*Does CPR*

Dante: *gets up and pulls out lightsabre* Get away from me you Sith Lo

Alex:*tackles leo* RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR

Leo:*Slaps Dante AND HE DOESNT DODGE, HE GETS HIT THIS TIME >.>*

Dante: *falls over* Ok then. *watches episode 3* Oh no Padme!

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Leo:*Leaves*(CONF) Well that couldve gone better.

Dante: *watches episode 4* BEN NO!

Doctor: I remember the live renactment of this. It wasn't as good.

Dante: *watching Episode 5* Luke. I am your Farther.

Blossom and Thorn:*eating episode 6* NOM NOM NOM

Dante: *gets out replacement* Darth Vader vs Luke! Farther against Son,

Doctor: It's so predictable.

Dante: >.>

Doctor: Kidding! I never saw it comming!

Lili:*Arrives* Both me and Hwo have come to a point of deep soreness, so we're taking a break.

Dante: *nods* Oh No. Darth Sidious.

Lili:.....what?

Dante: *shakes head disapprovingly* Wow.

Lili: Is it Star Trek?

Piper: Maybe Star Wars..

Dante: It's Star Wars.

Lili: Oh, I dont know much of it.

Charlie: Neither. Pretty lame.

Lili: Agreed.

Dante: >.> Leave now.

Lili: I think not.

Dante: I think so.

Lili:*Kicks Dante to wall* I THINK NOT!

Dante: *gets up calming* I think so.

Lili:*Smashes Dante's head to the ground*

Dante: *gets up* Shouldn't you be making out with your little Boy Toy?

Lili: WE ARE SORE!**Smashes his head through the wall*

Dante: It never stopped Leo. You must be weak.

Lili: LEO.IS.NOT.NORMAL.

Leo: its true.

Lili:HADOKEN!*Hadokens Dante*

Dante: Resorting to violence proves you are unable to come up with a counter that is as resonable as mine therefore forfeiting the match.

Lili: WTF?

Leo: If anyone wants more steak its not there fault. I cant get a f*****g word in edgewise around here >.>

Dante: You seem to be weaker than me Lilli. I am dissapointed. Leo would have killed me by now.

Lili: Grrrrrrr............*Starts glowing*

Leo:*Holds up hand and shakes head*

Lili:*calms down*

Dante: *was never angry is just awesome with comebacks*

Lili:*F*** you*

Dante: *Feel free*

Leo:*Since when could humans do this?*

Lili:*SHUT UP LEO THIS IS ME AND DANTE'S MIND CONVERSTAION!*

Leo:*I'll just watch then*

Dante: *So Leo whats up?*

Leo:*I had sex with your father about 9 months before you were born, just thought you should know*

Dante: *Yeah my Dad was a male prostitiue.*

'''Leo:*He was fun. Well, see you later son*'''

Dante: *Bye Mom*

Crabs Motel Chat
Bob: *fills sack with diamonds* o.k thorn take this to lili

Alex: Hey Bob Lili is coming over here and she looks angry

Bob: *turnhs into cactus* tell me what she says

Lili:*Shows up mad* Look Bob, I appreciate it, But I dont like you that way. I'm in love with someone else. NOW STOP SLWOWING ME DOWN WITH YOUR GIFTS!*Walks away*

Bob:*changes back* hmmm maybe i should send her more gifts?

Alex: yes yes you should

Hwo:Are you kidding? She hates you man! Get that through your head!

Thorn:(lili wants you to stop or she will kick you in your special place)

Bob: So I should get her more gifts.

Blossom, Thorn and Alex: Yes

Bob: *Sends emerald ring with an amythest heart*

Hwo:WTF is wrong with you?

Lili:*Shows up* Bob, stop this! Your acting like a psycho b***h!

Hwo: I agree!

Lili: Thanks, Hwoarang! Your the best friend ever!

Hwo:No, you are!

Lili:No, you are!

Hwo:*Angry* NO YOU ARE!

Lili: NO YOU ARE!

Hwo:I HATE YOU!

Lili: DITTO!

(Lili and Hwoarang start making out)

Bob:*comes out of bathroom when they finish making out* what I miss

Alex: Nothing nothing hey look pain *pushes Bob outside

Hwo:*Still making out with Lili*

Alex:*blasts them apart with wind* LILI DIDNT DANT TELL YOU WHY YOU HAD TO LIKE BOB AND NOT THIS NEANDERTHAL*points at hwo*

Lili: Bob is gross, plus he's the reason I died last episode. So no, I will never love him.

Alex: Fine I'll just destroy hwo and give you this *holds pink vile of liquid*

Lili: I'm not drinking this!

Alex: fine I can just inject it into you after I kill Hwo

Charlie: hi guys. *punches Bob in the face*

Hwo: I'm confuzzled >.<

Alex:*traps Charlie in tornado depriving him of oxygen and suffocating his flame* no

Charlie: *walks away*

(Lili and Hwo run away to the Ferrets chat)

Charlie: *walks to Ferrets chat*

Alex: Bob Lili said that after the game u can be together just send her lil regular things k?

Bob: kk

Alex: Hwo we vote crystal off at merge k?

Hwo: Yeah I guess.

Lili:Hey babe!*Makes out with Hwo*

Alex: hm (CONF) I know bob wont do anything...yet and crystal thinks lilis the master HA they think B ob can be Evil wait till they see me >:)

Lili: Uh, Hwo, Dante kissed me twice......

Hwo:......

Dante: Hey Hwo. *punches him in the face*

Lili and Hwo:Grrrrr..........*Both punch Dante in the face*

Dante: *dodges* You can't beat me I'm Chukc Mrris.

Lili: IM GONNA BREAK YOUR F**** NOSE IN!

Aaron: Chuck Morris never spells his name incorrect.

Lili:*Slaps Dante repeatedly*

Dante: *dodges and punches Hwo.*

???: *Shoots Hwo and Dante Repeatedly* (CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T COUNT)

'''Lili: STOP DANTE! HWO"S MY B**** NOW!'''

'''???: SHUT UP! *SHOOTS LILI, BOB, ALEX REPEATEDLY* (YOU'RE SHOT AND THAT'S IT!)'''

Dante: *lieing on floor not breathing*

(Lili and hwo kick Dante repeatdly)

Dante: *not breathing*

'''???: *Gets Out Long, Sharp Knife* Stop. IT. Lili and Hwo, get a room. Bob fuck off. Alex, shut up. Dante's gonna be dead anyway'''

Bob and Alex put magic bubble around dante that cant be broken by anything

Lili and Hwo: Awwwwwwwww

???: *Throws Dante To China*

Dante: *will falls out of pocket*

???: (Grabs Will, Runs Away)

Dante: is not breathign*

Chris: *Takes Dante to the infirmary*

'''???: *Puts Spell On Dante, Dante Will Come When Challenge Is Up* Shut up. I'm a ventus too. *Takes Chris Away*'''

'''Chris: Wait, why are you taking me away? I'm the host >.>'''

???: Go fuck Josh or something.

'''Chris: That's it! Bodyguard!'''

'''Josh: *throws out ??? buy stabbing it*'''

Leo:YAY!

'''???: *Disappears And Appears* The f***? I'M A VENTUS! Plus I'm a girl! And Josh....*Pokes Josh And Josh Disappears*'''

Leo:O_O

'''Christie: My name is f***** Christie. I don't give a f***, nor I don't let people f*** with my a***. You be nice to me, I'll let you off the hook. (If she ever debuts, she gonna be sexayyyy. XD)'''

Dante: *hides*

Hwo: :I

Leo:*Sees Hwo* You in college yet?

Lili: TAKEN!

Christie: Uhm...by you, Lili?

Lili and Hwo: Yep ^-^

Dante: *to Christie* If i gave you $50000 will you help me take my mind off of things?

Alex:soo christie (who is mortal) CAN I SEE YOUR DANCING FIGHTING STYLE

Christie: What style? (I WILL NEVER FOLLOW TEKKEN, SORRY.) *To Dante* Um....what things?

DanteL Well I was going ot pay you to listen to me seeing as noone wants to hear what I have to say.

Christie: I don't want money...but....*Shrugs* I can listen....

Alex:*smiley* Hey Dante come with me *takes Dante away* (CONF) What the hell *grumpy* I aint letting some two faced b**** come in and mess with my plane GRRRRRRR

Lili and Hwo:*proceed to make out*

Alex: hmmm (CONF) I need to becareful I know this is cliche but true loves kiss I cant touch them when they smooch hmmm

Hwo and Lili:*Still.......Making out......*

Bob: *creates lil lightning storm cloud*

Hwo and Lili:*Doing their Geoff and Bridgette impressions XD*

Alex:*locks door* listen you guys u need to vote off crystal as soon as possible she gonna eliminate lili

Lili:*Gasp*

Hwo: But I cant vote. She aint on my team.

Alex: simple I am done playing nice Lili seduce

Lili: O_O what?

Alex: seduce bvy being luciouse and shaking your booty to the guys make them vote for you promise them luciouse lips or what eves just do it

Lili: You want me to seduce you?

Aaron: Okay, can I be eliminated!? Christie could take my place!

Chris: Sure, I didn't like you anyways *throws Aaron in closet of losers*

Leo: Can I "Rough him up"?

Aaron: O.O

Christie: Sure!

Leo: OK!*Rapes Aaron*

Christie: *Takes Video Of Raping*

Aaron: HELP ME!

Leo:*Finishes* The twins will be out in 9 months, c ya!

Alex:NO seduce the ferrets to vote with you and here*hands lili vile full of glowing bluish greenstuff* it is a vile of eternal beuty it will make you irresistable for 1 hour : lILI

Lili: gross no! We could just convince them to vote her off.

Alex: Fine but if you fail then can we use my love potion or my spells?

Lili: Maybe. I will not reveal myself to anyone like that except for Hwo.

Alex:Fine but keep the eternal beuty just in case Hwo slips away

Lili:Ugh, fine.

Hwo:O'd never leave you!*makes out with Lili*

Alex: Grrr *throws them in a closet* stay

Christie: O.o

Leo: Ah, young love, I remember when I had my first love. I was 3 and a half.

Christie: I'm only like, 18, and I never had a crush on boys nor....*Referring to Leo* rape any boys.

Leo: Im only 19.

Lili and Hwo:*Get out of the closet* That.Was.AWESOME!*Make out*

Christie: *Shoves Two in closet* Coem on when you're not smooching.

Lili: Ok we're done!

Christie: o.o Okay, then.

Alex:LILI DONT GET PREGNANT

Lili: Its ok Hwo already is!

Bob: HWO STOP GETTING PREGANENT

Hwo:Um, I havent been pregnant, ever.

Tyker: *wakes up from his hypersleep* Wow I missed out from alot.

Christie: Good morning!

Lili: Hi Tyker!

Tyker: Hi Lili and who is this girl?

Hwo: Some chick who just debuted.

Tyker: Oh so whats new? What did I miss?

Christie: Hwo and Lili are together. Bla, bla, bla.

Lili and Hwo: ^

Tyker: (CONF) Well I can cross Lili out of my *Would Like Go Out List*

(Lili and Hwo are making out still)

Christie: *Locks Both In Closet, Plants Locked Spell On Door So They Won't Get Out* Tell me when you're done.

(2 Hours LAter)

Lili: K we're done!

Christie: Anybody pregnant?

Hwo:Um, I still am,

Christie: OH, SHOOT! SOMEBODY GOT A BABY! Is it coming now, or we have to wait 9 months?

Hwo:Um, wait 9 months.

Christie:Alright. *Waits For 9 Months* (XD)

Hwo: Um, its been 9 seconds XD

Christie: *Plants Silence Spell On Hwo* Shut up. I wait when I wait.

Hwo: um, okay then.

Tyker: I never knew guys can get pregnat now I'm starting to wish to never skip Sex Ed class.

Christie *Erases Lock Spell* Guys never get pregnant. Only women can. Plus, I'm glad I skipped sex ed class.

Hwo:I'm just as confused as you all are.

Lili: Well its a camp, anything can happen.

Leo:Well, looks like I missed my chance -.-

Tyker: So did I

Leo: Its alright she would have crushed your scrotum with her iron woman strengh! ^-^

Dante: I seem to have missed out also,.

Christie: I don't see how Lili is that strong.

Leo: Well, she practices her street fighting constantly, shes actually pretty strong.

Lili:HIYA!*Kicks Tyker into a wall*

Christie: Okay. COME AT MEH, LILI!

Tyker: *hits the wall really hard* Oww here I go again *unconscious*

Hwo: Thats my gal!

Bob:*sigh* I'll go scrape Tyker off the wall blossom get the spatula

Blossom:*gets giant spatula*

Alex: WOH WOH WOH Christie Lili and I want you on our aliance deal

Challenge 8 - Temporary Teams are Temporarily Temporary
Chris: Hey contestants, today we will be in temporary teams of 4, but one will have three, please look at these teams now:

Team 1: Lili, Zoey, Rick

Team 2: Bob, Tyker, Nathan

Team 3: Don, Crystal, Alex, Charlie

Team 4: The Doctor, Miles, Dante, Hwo

Team 5: Piper, Christie, Jim

'''Chris: Isn't this a good team pairing? Well except Team 1. I don't think you guys will win.'''

Dante: Why isn't team three written in bold?

Lili:>.>

Hwo: I like mine.

Miles: My team is AWESOME!

Don: M-m-m-my team is g-g-good.

Alex: ummmm bob is still scraping tyker off the wall

Bob: No i got him right tyker?

Lili: F*** F*** F*** F*****y F**** F***!

Charlie: My team is good

Dante: My team is ok except for one.

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Hwo: So, what are we doing?

'''Chris: The challenge is simple, you each must participate and work together, but before you get there, two people must confess something from your team and I'll give you the next instruction for the next part, I want drama people! Not something lame like: "I'm a fire demon" I mean seriously, who cares? >.>, so yeah two people confess something, then you will walk across this long stairway (four lines/five lines for teams 3 and 4), grab a golden(first team), silver(second team), bronze(third team) egg, or white egg(second last) which should only be one line, and jump back down, there's a trampoline and I'm talking about places not team numbers for the eggs the last team to finish will have a unique vote off >:) Also for confessions, they must pass my rating, to count as one.'''

Bob: This is my natural hair colour

Crystal: *blushes* I think Miles is hot

Lili: I killed my mother.

Bob: I have tonnes lets see well I am soo not gonna say Alex is my twin but this star on my eye isnt makeup it a birthmark and thorn that is not his natural fur and i have size 17 feet but yae soo

Hwo: I work out to a topless poster of Chris Mclean.

Dante: I got kicked out of the army for sucking

Charlie: I'm a fan of One Direction.

'''Chris: Lili, Dante, and Bob's confessions don't pass, Crystal: wow, Charlie: You aren't so dark, Hwo: I don't blame you. I'm not surprised for Dante's and Lili's and Bob's didn't cause enough drama.'''

Lili: This one time I found Christie asleep and fondled her in her sleep.

Dante: I put up spy cameras in every girls room except Pipers. By the way Lilli you may want to start sleeping on your side.

Lili: O_O

Alex: FINE I AM GOING TO VOTE OFF CRYSTAL BECAUSE SHE IS DANGEROUSE AND SHE IS A TWO FACED B****

Bob: I will kill Hwo after the game

Crystal:......what did I do to be a b*****?

'''Chris: Lili, Dante, and Alex's confessions pass, Bob, it's really predictable. Team 3 and 4 can now run the stairway'''

Charlie: *tuns*

Dante: *attempts to run*

Alex: DONT YOU BE LIKE THAT BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO PEOPLE LIKE MY MUM SHE DEAD NOW AND SHE WAS NOTHING BUT NICE WHY? WHY?" CRYSTAL *STARTS CRYING WHILE HE RUNS TO STEPS*

Crystal: *runs*

Miles: Let's do an awesome job! *runs*

Don: C-C-Come on t-t-team! *runs*

Crystal: Look Alex I'm sorry for your loss, I know how you feel *runs*

Miles: *runs*

Don: *runs*

Crystal: *runs*

Alex:*cries and flies* YOU KNOW NOTHING *FIRES ROCKS AT CRYSTAL*

Miles: *runs*

Don: *runs*

bOB: I am trying to ressurect mum from the dead please let me threw

Don: *runs*

Miles: *runs*

Alex:*falls from sky and runs*

Chris: Okay Bob, you may pass.

Alex: runs almost there

Crystal: *runs*

alex:*reuns*

Miles: *grabs gold egg*

Don: *grabs silver egg*

Alex: runs

Miles: *jumps*

Don: *jumps*

Chris: Team 4 placed first, Team 3 placed second.

Bob:*runs*

'''Chris: Well, since the others teams are taking so long for effort, Bob's team placed third. Team 4 choose the last team to be safe.'''

Crystal: *To Alex* I.....I lost my parents in a car crash....I know how you feel....

Alex: My mum died of unnatuaral causes lets leave it at that

(WHO EVER PLAYS CRYSTAL PLEASE COME TO WIKIA CHAT THANKYOU)

Dante: I go iwth Team 1.

'''Chris: Which means team 5 goes to elimination, and the old teams are also back! The EC will be tomorrow!'''

Elimination Ceremony 8 - Christie, Piper, Jim
Chris: Team 4 for winning you get to vote one of these people off, so yeah, Dante is up first for voting, pat their head if you vote for them.

Dante: *walks up to Christie and...............................pats Jim's head*

Christie: -.-

Chris: Miles, you're up.

Miles: *about to pat Piper's head* Oh, wait, *walks to Jim and pats his head*

Chris: Hwo?

Hwo: *Pats Jim's head* LIKE A BOSS!

'''Chris: That's majority! Jim you have been eliminated *passes muffin to Christie and Piper* You are safe.....for now.'''

Christie: *Eats Muffin Happily*

Ferret Chat
Lili: YAY! I'm still alive!

Dante: Um. I hope I will be.

Charlie: *laughs*

Lili: I'm gonna go visit Hwo, cya later!*leaves*

Miles: It was nice being on the temporary teams but it's cool being back on the ferrets.

Blossom:*reading book of awsome records*

Dante: I don't thiknk the giurls like me much here...

Charlie: No s*** Sherlock

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Blossom: yes why i always take things for my possesion like once there was a baby in a stroller with a women shouting at a man infront of her so I took the baby but I gave it back.

Dante: -brofist-

Charlie: I'll be right back.

Miles: Anyways, let's keep up being an AWESOME team!

Charlie: *singing in his room* ya don't know ow ow! You don't know your beatiful!

Dante: What are you doing?

Doctor: Hes singing one direction I think. It's amazing how they broke up, right? Wait, is it August or November? ( It seems I'm never around when the chellenge is up.)

Dante: I can see that.

Charlie: *glares*

Crystal: *laughs*

Crabs Chat
Alex:*sobbing and crying on his bed* why....why...why?*over and over*

Bob:*coforting Alex* there ther she wont be gone forever ther there

Hwo:*Relaxing on couch*

Lili:*Shows up and starts making out with Hwo.......again*

'''Leo: Um, please keep it PG please. Its hot, but still.'''

'''Josh: Yep. So Keep it clean and *takes drugs*'''

Alex:*gets up not cryingf* I am going to go for a shower*takes a towel and leaves

Leo: Drugs are nice ^-^

Christie: *Gets Razor* Anybody would like to try?

Leo: Sure.

Christie: It's very, very fun. Always do it if you have stress. Leo: CAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
 * Disclaimer: Never try cutting, kids. It's severely bad for you. Just be proud of who you are.

Josh: I liked it better when you were dead.

'''Leo: THATS HURTFUL! And I was never dead.'''

'''Josh: You were presumed dead. ^-^'''

Christie: I thought you were dead, Josh

Leo: YOU ARE PRESUMED TO BE AN A**!

Josh: Cool Story Eleonora.

'''Leo: Do not call me that. Ever. '''

Josh: Why not Eleonora?

Leo: Because-

(A black hole appears)

Josh: DILLIGAF?

Lili:*Screams*

Hwo:Dafuq?

Christie: *Closes Black Hole*

Bob: will you guys stop you are making my powers go nuts and there is something powerful about leo hmmmm

Christie: Learn some punctuation and grammar, please.

(NO TO GRAMMA OH HI Hwo whasst up)

Christie: >.> Shut up, voice. Nobody exactly wants you here now.

Hwo: CREEPY VOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!

Christie: Calm down, Hwo. The creepy voice is just being an a****** right now. No need to be scared.

Lili: To be honest I dont hear it at all.

Christie: Well, the voice is actually scaring your boyfriend.

Hwo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

Lili:............Still dont hear it.....

Christie: (CONF) Seems like a wonderful relationship right there... (NON-CONF) >.> Hwo, can you shut up, please? It's alright....

Hwo:*Crying out of frustration*

Lili:*Comforts Hwo*

(loser)

Christie: I agree with you.

Lili:F***r

Christie: Well, b*****, your fault for a dating a scared a*****.

Lili: OH IT IS ON LIKE THAT ONE VIDEO GAME THINGY!!!*Kicks Christie into the air*

Christie: *Dodges, Touches Lili's Pressure Points, Lili Faints (SHE FAINTS, ALRIGHT? GOT IT? xD)* I chi-blocked you. I do not want to harm you.

Alex:I wanna see were this is going *puts charm on Lili and she gets up* have fun

Lili:*Punches Christie repeatedly until she falls to the ground*

Christie: *Dodges Lili's Every Attempt To Hurt Her*

Lili: Grrrrr*Crashes Christie through the wall*

Christie: *Dodges* Lili:O_O
 * Lili and Christie's clothes change into biknis

Christie: Must be a pleasure to the guys..

Hwo:*Making out with Lili again....*

Josh: ^-^

'''Leo: THAT S*** IS HOT! '''

Christie: While they're making love, I'm changing to some decent clothes..

Leo:K you do that.

Alex:Let me *turns bikinis into miniskirt and small top*

Lili: Um, ok then.......*makes out with hwo*

Christie: *Is in Daisy Duke* ....Okay, then....

(Daisey dukes bikinis ontop sun care skin sooo hot they'll melt your popsicle oh oh oh oh oh ohhhohhhhh)

Hwo: AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(loser *forms ghostly letters that form L-O-S-E-R Above Hwo*)

Lili: Ok now I hear it. F*** off foul being!

(I BATHE ONCE A DAY)

Lili: THEN BATHE TWELVE!

Christie: *Shakes Head* (CONF) And that's why I be with these people.

Challenge 9 - Acting Like Idiots
'''Chris: Today's challenge will be funny.......for me. You will all be given an acting role and must act it in chat, you HAVE to do it or you get a MAJOR penalty, got it, the best actor wins for their team and also a prize. Anyways here are everyone's roles:'''

Charlie: The Uber Belieber

Christie: The New Leo

Lili: Archenemy of Hwo who wants to kill him

Hwo: Archenemy of Lili who wants to kill her, nicknamed Rocky

Don: A Take Charge Man

The Doctor: A Depressed Man who Seeks Vengence

Crystal: A Hopeless Romantic

Dante: The Biggest Idiot Ever

Bob: The Guy who loves Life, Ponies, and Unicorns

Alex: The Scaredy Cat who doesn't believe in magic

Rick: A Fancy, Sophisticated Person

Nathan: A Chris McLean Fan

Zoey: A Goth

Miles: A Failure at Life

Tyker: A Jock

Piper: An Un-Confident Loser

Chris: So yeah, I'm evil >:D, any comments about your role before we start?

Don: I-I-I-I don't take charge?

Chris: Name one time you did on this camp.

Don: G-G-G-Good point.

Chris: Any others?

Lili and Hwo: F*** you Chris.

Christie: Leo is awesome, but how am I suppsoed to act like her!?!?

Chris: Answer that Leo.

Leo: Just rape any guy you see and you'll be fine.

Crystal: 0_0

Christie: But I dont wanna lose my virginity. D:

Steve: I picked the wrong day to visit...

Christie: Shut up. You should f*** Josh by now. Or maybe even Steve.

Leo:*Has threeway with Steve and Josh*

Bob: *gulp* *still looks emotionless*

Alex: *gives dant chrms wand and spell book* Hold these I will be too tempted

'''Chris: Let's begin! And you'll talk in these new team chats, for less edit conflicts.'''

Challenge Chat - Ferrets
Crystal: So Miles you come here often? ;)

Lili:*beats up a cardboard hwo*

Miles: Wait, what? Now what would Dante do? Oh, got it! *hides*

Dante: Um. Lilli you know more about bieng stupid then anyone. How do I do it?

Lili: F*** off!

Don: N-N-N-Now to win the c-c-c-challenge for the t-t-t-t- forget it >.>

Crystal: *finds Miles* There you are! *starts kissing Miles*

Lili: *Marches to Crbs chat with shotgun*

Charlie: I love Just- I love Just-.

Miles: .......I know what Dante would do *runs away screaming*

Don: T-T-T-Time to save the t-t-t-t-t-t-*five minutes later* team.

Dante: I CAN'T TAKE IT Pi - 3.14159265359

Crystal: *tackles Miles* Well isin't this romantic!

Miles: Hold on while I think of what Dante would do......*fake cries* DON'T HURT ME!

Crystal: *makes out with Miles*

Miles: ........(CONF) I'm running out of things I think Dante would do >.>

Don: C-C-C-Charlie, c-c-continue a-a-acting!

Crystal:(CONF) Well that was something else hehe.....

DanteL I know what an idiot would do! *Kisses Lilli*

Miles: Star Wars is.......*hesitating* the best movie ever, as Obi-Wan avenges what's-his-face and saves everything and stuff........

Crystal: Why yes it is ;)

Blossom:*gives miles book of awsome records and a skateboard* WOW LOOK AT THIS AWSOME STUFF

Miles: Obi-Wan is the guy who becomes evil, right?

Crystal: *starts to tango with Miles*

Miles: *Fails to dance* What Dante would do.

Charlie: JUSTIN BIEBER!

Crystal: *smack Miles butt*

Miles: Wait.......got it. *falls to the ground and faints*

Dante: *kisses Crystal*

Crystal: *slaps Dante* My only true love is Miles

Dante: I knwo I was acting dumb.

Crystal: *kisses Miles*

Challenge Chat - Crabs
Hwo:*Beats up a cardboard Lili*

Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*runs from butterfly*

Bob: *kisses unicorn poster trying to smile but can't* I lo - lo - li-li-like life

Hwo:*Destroys a Lili bobblehead*

Lili*shoots Hwo*

Hwo:*Dodges*

Bob: *plays Lili and Hwos fav love song eating ur brains* I lo-love life

Alex: AHHHHHHHHHHHH CENTIPEDE *HIDES UNDER BED* AAAAAAAAAHHHHH dark *turns on nightlight*

Christie: *Bites Lip And Rapes Bob*

Lili:*Shoots Hwo in the groin*

Hwo:S****Falls to the ground*

Bob: I l-l-l-lo- HATE LIFE RAWRRR *CAUSES LIGHTNING STORM OUTSIDE* RAAAAAAAHHH LIFE CAN GO F*** ITSELF RAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR

Lili: This is why I dont love you >.>

Hwo:*In pain*

Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH DUST *runs* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH PEOPLE *runs*

End of Challenge
'''Chris: Good job guys, the best actor is..........Crystal! The Ferrets win! You also get Iris on your team! Also, Alex for actually placing 2nd you are immune! Dante and Bob, you both have a penalty >:)'''

Crystal: *smiles*

Dante: *cries in corner*

Miles: Never acting like a failure again, it was really UNCOOL.

Crystal: *giggles*

'''Chris: Dante, your penalty is joining the crabs, Bob, two-auto votes against you! >:D, to the vote!'''

Elimination Ceremony 9 - Crabs
'''Chris: Muffins for: Alex *passes*, Tyker *passes*, Dante *passes*, Rick *passes*, and Christie *passes*, which leaves: Hwo, Bob, Nathan, and Zoey, but Nathan is also safe! *passes* Hwo, Bob, and Zoey, you have each received at least one vote, anyone care to say their last words in case it's them?'''

Hwo: Meh, not really.

'''Chris: Pathetic. Hwo is safe at one vote *passes*, which leaves Bob and Zoey, one got four votes, one got two, the person safe with two is..........................Bob! Zoey, you have been eliminated once more!'''

Hwo: YAY I mean awwwwwww

Ferrets Chat
Miles: Finally back to being awesome and able to react without thinking what Dante would do, well, that was an interesting day, that's all I'll say.

Crystal:(CONF) Yes and interesting day....and hey it was all acting.....well most of it...

Charlie: Oh no.

Miles: What's wrong?

Charlie: If Dante is an 18 year old nerd boy filled with neglect and is roughly 168cm tall and was rejected by a girl with blonde hair then....Oh no Dante's gonna kill hinself.

Miles: Woah! Dante's way too smart for suicide, right?

Don: Y-Y-Y-Yeah?

Charlie:No He is commiting suicide because he is to smart therefore driving others away

Miles: Well, then, shouldn't just try to be more social or something? Suicide ISN'T cool.

Charlie: Dante isn't cool either! The process would have not happened for another 12 years and by then he might have found love but being moved to the crabs speeds up the process due to painful memories of Hwo. breaking his neck a while ago.

Miles: Well, then, is there anyway to stop it?

Lili:*relaxing*

Charlie: *glares ar Lilli* No. But we can stop him though/

Miles: How?

Charlie: *rolls eyes* Take away his suicide tool.

Don: W-W-W-Which is?

Charlie: It could be a gun or a knife or who the f*** knows?

Miles: Well....should we go stop him now?

Charlie; *glares* No we should wait for the pizza OF COURSE WE SHOULD GO NOW!

Miles: Well, let's stop talking and go. *goes to Crab's Chat*

Don: *follows*

Charlie: *follows*

Doctor: well, I guess it's just you and me Lili.

Lili: Great....

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Don: *comes back from Crabs Chat*

Miles: *behind Don* Um, we're back.

Don: Y-Y-Y-Yeah.

Crystal: Hey guys *writes on notebook*

Miles: Hi. *Walks to room, to look for something to do*

Don: H-h-hello.*walks to room*

Charlie: Hello. *walks up to Lilli and shoves her into a coffee table*

Lili: WTF?

Charlie: Don't ask you f***ing prick!

Lili:*Stabs Charlie* YOU SO MEAN!

Charlie: You think a knife is going to hurt me?. You don't know anything you d***!

Lili: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU!? WE HAVENT EVEN HAD ANY EXTENDED INTERACTION UNTIL NOW!

Charlie: Well good for you because it sems anyone in a conflict with you tires to commit suicide!

Lili: AKA like one person.

Charlie: Yes but he's the only one who actually has a conflict with you!

Lili: Ugh. Give it a rest will ya? Love will find him someday.

Charlie: I can't f****** beleive you. IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE A S***!

Lili: Thats because I dont.

Charlie: Exactly Lilli. You don't. You don't give a s*** about ANYTHING except for making out with your orange headed boy toy.

Lili: He is a RED-HEAD! and I also f*** Leo too!

Leo: O_O

Charlie: He Lilli. Guess what?

Lili: I dont care!*Walks to crabs chat*

Charlie: *pulls Lilli back* You are a heartless prick you can't be bothered pulling her own weight and doesn't giv a s*** about anyone but herself and Hwo. If you disagree with me then fine but I'm sure everyone else agrees with me because. Unlike you. I care about people other than myself. I've carried the weight on my shoulders of everyone around me for the past 10 years. So you can go f*** yourself.

Leo: Thats Josh in a Lili costume. Lili left a while ago.

Charlie: Well gyess what. I stil voiced my opinion on Lilli in front of millions of viewers who will watch and think she is a prick

(Cameras didnt even catch it)

Piper: I agree. She's a selfish, little, blonde-devilish, b***** a****** who should shut up and rot in h*ll. I'm surprised Hwo, as a scared a***, even likes her.

Charlie: *nods* I'm gonna go work out.

Piper: >.> Okay, then..

Charlie: *locks himself in bedroom and turns on One Direction*

Christie *Barges In Charlie's Bedroom* :DDDDD

Charlie: Ummmm

Christie: *Loudly Sings One Direction's Songs* BABY, YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE!!!

Charlie: *shrugs* The way that you flip you hair get;s me overwhlemed.

Christie & Charlie: But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell You don't know Oh Oh You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see You'll understand why I want you so desperately Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful Oh oh That what makes you beautiful

So c-come on You got it wrong To prove I'm right I put it in a song I don't know why You're being shy And turn away when I look into your eyes

Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you {C} Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see You'll understand why I want you so desperately Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful Oh oh That's what makes you beautiful {C} Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana

Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell You don't know Oh Oh You don't know you're beautiful {C} Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see You'll understand why I want you so desperately Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh Oh You don't know you're beautiful Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful Oh oh That's what makes you beautiful

Crystal: *bakes cookies*

Blossom: :( *throws boom box out window* no

Iris: O.o

Charlie: I'll be right back. *goes to crabs chat* *comes back* Ok I'm back

Crystal: *eats cookie*

Doctor: *is sitting, tapping his foot with anticipation*

Blossom:*does the robot*

Charlie: Yeah. No.

Blossom: *Sarts writing "Help me I'm stuck in"*

Charlie: *shoots Blossom and hits her*

Blossom:*wound heals* *starts writing again "help i stuck in this...."*

Charlie: *shoots Blossom repeatadly with an AK-47*

Blossom:*jumps away but leaves note on crystals bed* *goes toi crabs chat*

Crystal: *reads note*....I'm confused

Doctor: I'm SO BORED! I'm not used to being in one place so long.

Charlie: Bro. I know this Neighborhood so well that I can find something exciting.

Crabs Chat
Dante: *picks up backpack and locks himself in bathroom*

Alex: Dante I need my magic charms,spellbook and wand they are extrmely dangerouse in the hands of mere mortals....Dante Dante .... DANT I AM COMING * breaks open door with magic power and also broke down part of the wall* DANTE ARE YOU OKAY?

Dante: *hands back charms and stuff and loocks himsef in different bathroom*

Alex:Dante Blossom and I want to play a game with you it is called the dangers of hydrogen divided by pi and then exploding it to that strength okay please come out

Dante: *puls out gun* No I did that yesterday!

Alex:*takes away gun* NO BAD BOY

Blossom: *BIG ROUND EYES*

Miles: *walks in* Guys, have you seen Dante?

Alex:*Holding gun with saftey off pointed at the bathroom* He is in the bathroom.

Miles: Well, come on then, let's stop him from commiting suicide >.> *runs into bathroom*

Don: *follows*

(a gunshot is heard)

Alex: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH *Rips door and some of wall surronding it off* DANTE!!!!!!!!!!

Dante: *lying on ground*

Charlie: He;s not dead.

Alex: Well duh he still has my life charm it can ressurect you and keeps you from killing yourself and he is a bad shot

Miles: Well, that was lucky, that he isn't dead. No uncool suicide today.

Charlie: *picks up Dante* He won't be in any challenge today. The bullet hit him in the ribs

Don: W-W-W-Well, t-t-that's unfortunate, but better than h-h-him d-d-dead.

Charlie: And to think this could have all been avoided if it weren't for every girl on the planet finding him idiotic.

Miles: Yeah, well let's get back to our own chat and tell Chris. *walks back to Ferrets Chat*

Don: *follows*

Hwo: Hey team I'm back! I went to Sendick's!........I'm not even gonna ask.....

Lili: Poor Dante tride to kill himself....

Hwo: Awwwwww

Christie: (CONF) Poor Lili should rot in h*ll... *Hears One Direction* OH MY GOSH! *Runs Out*

Lili: Do you think we should visit him in the hospital?

Hwo: Sure why not?

Lili: Wait, whers the hospital agin?

Hwo:........CRAP!

Lili: *Sees Dante in hospital* hey buddy, whats up?

Hwo:Um, I'll go in the other room.*Leaves*

Dante: Lilli. P**s off.

Lili: What did I do? So I dont like Star Wars. That gives you any right to be an a**hole?

Dante: No Lilli That's not it.

Lili: Oh.....Look, I'm sorry that I rejected you, but I love Hwoarang. Maybe if things dont work out I'll give you a call.*Leaves*

Dante: *phone rings* Oh hi Lilli.

Lili: Oh wrong number. I meant to call Alisa.*Hangs up*

Alex: Christie listen we can vote off lili if you want then we can help dante we can take Hwo along with us (Conf) hmm I might backstab Lili but I might backstab Christie hmm I dont know but we will find out

Lili:*Overhears* S***

Chris: You have a debuter! Channel!

Channel: (walks off boat) Just making myself clear; If any of you even try to mess with me just 'cause I am new to the season, I will smack you into next year!

Alex:*walks up to channel* mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhmmmmmm figures you aint so tough *walks away* (CONF) mmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmm figures

Christie: Smack you into next year? Nice threat. First I met these people, I started shooting people with a shotgun. Not so tough after all, b****. Rot in h*ll when you try to act so tough again, Miss "Bad-a**" (CONF) Okay, I don't hate anybody here except Lili, but damn, she IS getting on my nerves. Like Tati and Piper.

Alex:*reading spell book* OF COURSE CHRISTIE GO GET LILI ANNOYED AND SUPER MAD NO QUESTIONS JUST DO IT UNTILL SHE IS GLOWING BRIGHTLY GO GO GO

Christie: *Makes Out With Hwo* (CAN HWO'S REACTION BE GOOD, JUST TO MAKE DRAMA? xD)

Channel: Okay, maybe I came off a little too aggressive. Sorry, my uncle always taught me to be tough. I wasn't trying to get on y'alls bad side, I just wanted to make sure nobody thought they could mess with me just 'cause I just came on the scene. Nobody needs to be getting in my face, we are on the same team!

Hwo:*To Christie* yeah.....no.....

Lili: OH F*** NO!*Slams Chrsistie into the wall*

Channel (Confessional) This is going to be a looonnnnngg competition. (facepalms)

Christie: *Flips Out Of the Way* Tell ALEX, please.

Lili:*Giets a metal bat and beats Christie repeatedly*

Christie: *Builds Force Field Around*

Lili:*Destroys force field and lights Christie with a lighter*

Christie: *Flips And Runs On The Wall*

Lili: HWORANG!

Christie: *Dodges* Thanks .>.>

Hwo:*Kicks his Bike To Lili*

Lili: *Crushes Christie with the motorbike*

Alex: CALM *Lili calms but she is still glowing* Okay Lili all we need is to find out what makes this glowing stuff

Lili: I was never glowing Alex, and it wont happen again.

Dante: *makes out with Lilli*

Lili:*Pushes Dante off her* No! Bad!

Alex: Damn well back to the drawing board *lifts motor bike off of christie and throws it and it lands on Dante*

Hwo: Good thing I have over a billion identical motorbikes!

(L O SER YOU CAN ONLY BE WHO HWO IS A MAJOR LOSER OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Hwo: Thats it! *Kills random voice thingy*

(I don't have a body doofus I am 10 000 years old as well OOOOOOOHHHHH)

Hwo: Go f*** yourself!

Dante: Hey Lilli. *shoot Hwo. in the ribs with a shotgun*

Lili: Please dont talk to me for the rest of the episode, thanks.

Charlie: Hey Hwo. *to Lilli* Hi Heartless b****

Lili: I told him that if things didnt work out with Hwo I'd date him. GIVE IT A REST!

Alex: a rest Okay *puts dant and charlie into coma with magic* happy?

Charlie: It doesn;t work bro.

Alex:*smashes chair over charlies head and is knocked out for real no mgetting back up or anything and so is Dante*

Hwo: My a** hurts........stupid hemriods....

Bob:*freezes hwos left arm*

Hwo: Well this is not good....

Bob: must be freezer burn>

Hwo: Shut up Bob I knew it was you >.>

Bob: Prove it *hides ice spell book*

Hwo:*Finds spell book* Well, looky here!*Whacks Bob with book*

Bob: TOE TREYA EL TIGREA WHAN SHIN TOPU *turns hwo into lion* not my best transformation spell

Hwo:*Transforms back* WTF?

Bob: O.O *turns into cactus

Hwo:*Chops up Bob the cactus*

Bob: *regenerates* Hwo you really need to get that frozen arm checked out it might be seriouse freezer burn *makes ice spread to inside pants* see

Hwo:..........Seriously Bob I know it was you. I saw you cast the spell on me.

Bob: Not after I erase your memory

Hwo: I have nothing in this brain, Bob, it aint gonna make a difference.

Bob: *fires lightning at hwo* ZAP

Hwo:...................ok you can do it now.............I dont feel any different........Hi Lili!*makes out with Lili*

Alex: *chanting and hand glowing white pointing at Lili* hmm why is it not working? maybe i could use my wand *takes out wand and does same but still nothing* Why? grr

Lili: Alex the awful power that I have isnt magic, you want be able to control it.

Alex: what makes youthink I was using magic on you

Lili: I assumed you were trying to make that........happen......agin......

Alex: Even if I wanted to I can't something or.....someone is blocking my magic it is weak now

Lili: WEll actually you cant do it because my awful power isnt magic

Alex: I KNOW THAT YOU ARGG listen I just need to find what is weakining my powers

Lili: Perhaps Christie is stealing or absorbing your powers. I believe she practices magic as well.

Alex:I know but my charms *shows five charms on necklace* could make even a mere mortal a master wizard/ventus and it gives me amazing power so she cant

Lili: oh, well any other ideas?

Alex: Well *looks at Lili*

Lili:......what? Why are you staring at me like that?

Alex:Well I thought you were stealing them

Lili: I cant. I dont posees magical abilities.

Alex: so? mortals have been doing that for years stealing from us taking our powers for themselves

Lili: I dont even know how to do that.

Alex: sure but still new plane get out inactives nathan first

(NZ Man: TF. I will be absent today untill roughly from 12.30pm to 3.30 pm your time.)

Christie: *Comes Back With Bag Of Chips In Hand* What'd I miss?

Alex: Something is blocking my powers you know what it could be please do you know what could do this

Christie; Your enemies? *Munches Chips* I don't actually use my powers often, so. *Eats More Chips* I don't know.

Alex: Well now I have to use my charms for my magic but you two strong aliance to get to the final 5 or higher deal

Lili:Hmmmmmmm..........Deal!

Alex: Greeat now then gotta fly *flies out window* (CONF) Main priority my freinds winning

Lili:(CONF) Its a little weird that I'm in an alliance outside of my team.......I hope this doesnt affect my game!

Challenge 10 - Drama Time
'''Chris: Hi campers, today is your last day in your current team, you will be put into another team after the elimination ceremony! So yeah, say your good byes, once I finish telling you what the challenge will be, then you have a few minutes to say good bye. Anyways the challenge is to see who can win a 2 out of 3 event of challenges that will cause drama, so yeah your rep may be ruined but it's worth it, definitely! So, you can now say your good byes as you may leave your team.'''

Lili: See ya lame a**es!

Dante: FINALLY FREE OF THIS HELLHOLE!

Charlie: *is silent*

Hwo: Hopefully I'm with Lili.*Makes out with Lili*

Alex: Heyo

Bob: *cuts his arm* perfect demon blood

Lili:O_O

Miles: I don't mind, you know unless my team isn't cool.

Challenge 1 out of 3 - Confessions
'''Chris: The classic and unique challenge that is to confess something. The juiciest one wins for their team, the most stale doesn't compete in the next one.'''

Lili: I am cursed with a dark power known as Pandora, remember what happened when Oj came back?

Hwo: I did this one chcik for literally two days straight, then I found out it was John Travolta.

Thorn:*starts writing Help I am trapped in this form*

Alex: I am trying to control Lilis power

Dante: I know Lilli's bra size.

Crystal: My dreams usally consist of me marrying Miles, and Lili getting eaten by a shark....sorry

Bob: I am now in love with Crystal

Charlie: I had to sell my body to supply for my family. Hungry women who thought I was cute would lure me into bed with promises of money. I'm even a farther because of it.

Leo: Welcome to the club, kid.

Charlie: Leo. You were one of the people who payed to sleep with me.

Leo: WAIT THAT WAS YOU!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE JACK THE RIPPER!

Charlie: Twas the night before Christmas and the wind was on top. I was standing on my corner with my T-Shirt torn off. You came out a bar, drunk with your friends. Look to me and winked then said "You're next" Thirty minutes later I was payed a hefty price. And bought myself an apartment without any mice.

Leo: O_O

Lili: I sorta liked it better when your clothes were not always covered in semen. Allow me!*Kicks leo in the back of the head*

Leo:*KO'd*

Charlie: Thanks god.

Lili: Now we wait.

Leo:*Wakes up* huh? *Remembers everything that happened to her before she became a w**** in TDM* WHaT HAVE I BECOME!?

Alex: Are you okay

Leo: No....No im not......*Gets a letter* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alex: what does it say

Leo: I'm not readin it....thanks to those letters I became what I was 2 seconds ago.

Alex:*gives leo enchanted glasses* This will protect you rmind NOW POP OPEN THAT LETTER

Leo: No. I lost my life, my friends, my-*Stutters* I have to see Josh!

Miles: I used to be a failure, uncool, pathetic, sucky, loser, failure, like Dante. But luckily, I'm who I am today- no offense Dante. But if I can become cool, you can too. *Advertisement* Once you buy Miles' Cool Potion, you will turn to cool in no time! And it's cheap! Side effects include headache, loss of intelligence, obliviousness, and the urge to be cool. Take it for two whole month and you'll be as cool as that guy *points at a cardboard cutout of himself* So yeah, buy today. Call the Total Drama show and ask for your Miles' Cool Potion today!

Josh: *mumbling to himself* I still can;t beleive I spent time with Leo....

Leo: Josh....

'''Josh: I know what you're gonna say and I'm not wasting anymore time with it. I do not love you.'''

Leo: .......*walks away*

Josh: And now I can finnaly move on in my life.

Lili: And there goes my fave couple in this series.

Chris: Wait did Miles just advertise a produc- nevermind, I'm hallucinating >.>

Leo:*Crying in the CONF*

'''Josh: *sees Leo* I leave you alone for one seasson. And I can't even do that. But why do I still love you?'''

Leo: *Turns* Do you........Really mean that?

Josh: If I give you one more chance do you promise not to cheat on me again?

Leo: yes.

Josh: *kisses Leo* I love you.

Chris: Aw, it's so cute, it's so- lame >.>, in the bottom is Alex! And the winner is Crystal/Charlie tied! So the Ferrets win a round!

Lili: Well it seems you two arent completely hopeless.

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Channel: CHEF HATCHET IS MY UNCLE. (hangs her head in shame)

Challenge 2 - Haters Gonna Hate
'''Chris: Who do you hate the most/who do you like the most in this camp. Give reasons. Best reason wins.'''

Lili: I hate Charlie the most here because he hates me and threw me into a table. And everyone knows I love Hwo.

Hwo: I hate Bob because he gave me f****N hemroids. And yeah, I love Lili for obvious reasons.

Charlie; I hate Lilli because she does not care about the beatiful essence of life and does not appreciate little things that make everyone happy. I like Miles the most because he has agreed to help me out after the challenge. He actually feels like a friend.

Dante: Well I hate Miles. He has no care in the world and thinks being cool is everything. What a d***. Meanwhile Alex is my favourite person. I mean how many nerds are lucky enough to get a caring angry wall of meat as their best friend?

Miles: My favorite person here is Charlie, with Don at a close second. He's awesome! A true friend, nice, and never gives up! An AWESOME friend! Meanwhile, my least favorite person is Alex, because he burned my book for NO REASON! Really uncool. I mean seriously is it that hard to apologize? Although his hamster Blossom isn't too bad.

Don: M-M-M-My favorite p-p-person here is Miles, because h-h-he's a good friend, and Charlie i-i-is r-r-right behind. My least f-f-favorite is N-N-Nathan, all he has done h-h-here is say I once. He d-d-doesn't do anything.

Crystal: My least favorite person is Lill, she's really mean, and tries to beat everyone up, meanwhile the person I like the most is Miles, he's just so cool, and nice, and I love his positive outlook on the world!

Bob: I like Crystal because she seems innocent but can also be evil and I hate Blossom for the non-obviouse reasons

Crystal: I'm not evil, I just don't like certain people

Iris: BLARGH! Amyhoo, I like Blosoom, she seems cool, calm, and not crazy. Plus she has a COOLNESS name! I hate... Lili. What a weirdo 0_0

Tyker: To be honest I hate no one here :)

'''Chris: People who like/hate Blossom........she isn't a contestant. And um, the person with the most hate's is: Lili! *hands her a "I suck" medal* Wear it with pride. The person with the most likes is: Miles! *hands him a painted gold quarter wrapped around toilet paper medal* Wear it with pride. And the person with the best reasons is: Charlie! Which means the Ferrets win the 2/3 contest! ..........No surprise. The next challenge was supposed to be another dramatic challenge but whatever.'''

Lili:*Throws out medal*

hwo: once again, we lose -.-

Miles: *takes out the toilet paper and puts painted gold quarter in pocket and shrugs*

Tyker: Yep

Hwo:*Whispers to Tyker* We're the only ones on our team thats active, lets say you and me make an alliance.

Tyker: *Whispers back* Great idea.

Elimination Ceremony 10 - Crabs
Chris: You know the drill, vote in the confessional, blah blah.

'''Chris: Muffins for: Hwo! *passes* Alex! *passes* Nathan! *passes*, Channel *passes*, and Bob! *passes* Dante, Christie, Rick, and Tyker you're the bottom four! But you're safe Dante *passes* Christie, Rick, and Tyker.........you noticed I only have one muffin on the plate? That's right DOUBLE elimination. And the final muffin is for...............*Christie, Rick, and Tyker look nervously at the muffin*....................Christie! Rick you have been eliminated with 5 votes and Tyker with one vote(I was told by Survivor he didn't care who so I asked someone else who they would vote for, sorry), any last words?'''

Tyker: Aw man this is bull sh**

'''Chris: Well.....leave now. Don't worry you'll be treated at the Closet of Losers. Which I will put up later today for the losers. And stuff..........but yeah, leave.'''

Tyker: Well goodbye everybody *leaves*

Hwo: -.-

'''Chris: Anyways, we're going back to three teams! The new teams are here:'''

Banana Fireworks: Miles, Don, Charlie, Crystal, Christie

Toxic Lasers: Iris, Dante, Lili, Piper, Bob

The Leftover Orange Static Electric Rabbits Squad(The L.O.S.E.R. Squad): Doctor, Nathan, Channel, Alex, Hwo

'''Chris: So we have the BF Team, The TL Team, and The L.O.S.E.R. Squad! Have fun in your teams!'''

(WTF WHERES IRIS??)

(Fixed.)

Banana Fireworks Chat
Charlie: I have a good feeling about this.....

Don: Hey Charlie and Miles- Hey I didn't stutter! IT'S A MIRACLE! *Kisses the ground*

Miles: .....Anyways, my advertisement sold a good amount of Cool Potions.

Charlie: Cool.

Miles: So yeah, I got 500 bucks, want half?

Don: *dances in the background*

Charlie: Just another day in the life of the Charlie.

Miles: Seriously, do you want half?

Charlie: Yeah sure.

Miles: *hands 250 bucks to Charlie* Here you go.

Don: *dances to the Best Day Ever*

Crystal: *claps* Yay Don!

Christie: Why am I here? T.T

Charlie: Because life sucks.

Crystal:(CONF) I love my team

Miles: *Counting money out of boredom* 221.....222.....223.

Don: Let's see if I push my luck- YES! I still haven't stuttered!

Crystal: Congratulations Don

Don: Thanks!

Crystal: *makes Don a cake*

Charlie: *helps*

Crystal: *brings congratulations cake out and gives it to Don*

Christie: *Hiccups* Aww! Why do I- *Hiccups* have the hiccups when-*Hiccups* I see a cake?

Toxic Lasers Chat
Lili: I'm the only girl? I feel like TT when shes the only girl on chat -.-

TT: Shut up. That's why you suck and you should rot in hell, b****. I wonder why Hwo picked you. And one of my characters.

Lili: WAit, what the-

'''Leo: I got it. Mam I would like to ask to le- you know what nvm.*Drags TT to China*'''

TT: *Dodges* I hate you for betraying Cassidy.

Piper: Meanwhile, my creator and a presumed-dead contestant fights...

Dante: >.>

'''Leo: I WAS NEVER DEAD! WE CLEARED THAT LIKE OVER A SEASON AGO >.>'''

Alex:Perfect this is awsome we can stay as an aliance all of us even piper for the merge

Lili: yeah I guess.

Bob:Leo you never rapped me should I be offended

'''leo: Uh, yes. But I've sworn loyalty to Josh now.'''

'''Josh: Touch her. You're dead.'''

Lili: And I am going to visit Hwo again (Goes to L.O.S.E.R.S chat)

bOB: I aint scared of some survivor wannabe

Josh: *glares*

Leo: F*** off Bob!

Bob:*holds out palm and both glow with a black aura and are pushed away*

'''Leo: Wait. WTF?'''

Bob:You can't beat me *launches leo into the air and holds her there while keeping josh restrained with the other hand*

Leo: No! *slime engulfs her*

Lili:*comes back and Gasps*

Bob:*creats black sheild around him*

Lili: Where have I seen this before?

Dante:*hides*

Alex:I DONT KNOW BUT HELP *puts sheild around Alex and Lili*

Leo:*Violently slams Alex into the wall*

Alex: Boiling skin that is hot to touch power of slime can not be lust to the power of the sun that is a must*Fires giant fireballs at leo*

Leo: *Strangles Alex so hard that the slime begins to cover his neck, choking him*

Alex:*pushes leo off with ease* OH HELL NO I AINT BEING KILLED TONIGHT

Leo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*Punches Alex into the air*

Alex:*stays floating in the Air* HELLO I AM A CREATURE OF THE AIR DUH :P

(Slime engulfs the entire chat)

Lili: dafuq?

Hwo:*Arrives on bike* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Crashes into wall* f***

Lili: Oh no! *Treast Hwo's wounds*

Piper: Yes! >:) *Jumps On Motorcycle And* See you later, motherf******! *Drives Away, Speeding Away From Hwo*

Lili: *Leaps and Kicks Piper off the bike*

Hwo:*gets back on and runs over Piper and Leo*(No dodge >.> XD)

Leo:*KO'd*

'''Josh: *snaps Hwo. neck NO DODGE*'''

Dante: *brofist*

Bob and Alex:hmmmm why is Alex put twice up there?

'''Leo:*Wakes up* Thank you Hwo, I needed that. Josh! Bad! Stop!'''

Josh: >.<

Leo:*Kisses Josh* Its ok.

Hwo:........It hurts.......

Dante: No s***?

Lili: I got it. *Snaps Hwo's head back to normal* Hows that?

Hwo: Wow thats much better!

Dante: *goes on Minecraft*

Lili: OMG MINECRAFT!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Dante: *listens to TNT by Captain Sparklez*

Lili: *Dances to it*

Hwo: Well, back to my team! *Rides back to his team's chat*

Bob:Hey Piper could you help us vote off Dante?

The Leftover Orange Static Electic Rabbits Squad
Doctor: Well, I hope we can win! Right guys!

Hwo: Sure. (CONF) I'm alright with this team, whatever. But it would be nice if Nathan and Channel werent around.

Hwo:*Looks up* This chat is quiet compared to the others. *Looks up at the Lasers chat* OMG! I GOTTA GET OVER THERE!*Rides his bike there*

Doctor: Great. Alone again.

Alex:I WAS ORIGINALLY IN A GOOD TEAL WITH LASERS NOW I THINK PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor: They WOULD have gotten rid of me, but our team never lost.

Hwo:*Arrives on bike* I'm back! *Crashes* DAMMITT!!!!

Challenge 13 - Chocolate Dips and Saving Fund
'''Chris: Yes, the title, doesn't make too much sense......sue me. Anyways today's challenge is simple! You each know two people from your team are missing: Miles and Christie for the Fireworks, Dante and Bob for the Lasers, and Doctor and Alex for The L.O.S.E.R. Squad! (Part of the challenge) Have you noticed?'''

Lili and Hwo: No not really.

Charlie: Yes.

Don: Yeah, I noticed Miles, but I didn't notice Christie......she just doesn't stick out to me, no offense.

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

'''Chris: Anyways: you have to save them! It'll take 4 lines! You can only save one, then bring them back and climb up this ladder, which is 1 line! Then you go into this giant pit of chocolate and throw them(person you saved) in to retrieve a key, which is 2 lines! The first team to do so can choose which other team is safe, the loser team goes to elimination! Before you start saving, discuss who you'll save, then you can begin! (Going back takes 2 lines)'''

Crystal: I think we should save Miles

Don: I agree, Miles is a better choice..........Christie, I don't think we should put up with her comments, plus I don't think many of us like/know her too well.

Lili: We should save Bob.

Hwo: Alex.

Crystal: *starts saving*

Don: I think we have decided on Miles. Let's go. Just trying to help the team go along. *starts saving Miles*

Crystal: *saving Miles* (You need one more line)

Lili:*Starts saving Bob*

Hwo:*Starts saving Alex*

Crystal: *saves Miles*

Lili:*Saving*

Hwo:*saving*

Don: Let's start going back *starts going back*

Lili:*Saving*

Hwo:*Saving*

Crystal: *goes back*

Don: *gets back* Alright it's up to you Miles.

Miles: Got it! *climbs ladder*

Lili:*Saves Bob*

hwo:*Saves Alex*

Miles: *goes into chocolate pit* Ugh, what?

Lili:*Starts going back*

Hwo:*Starts going back*

Miles: *retrieves key* Got it!

'''Chris: And the Fireworks win! Who else is safe?'''

Crystal: Any of you guys want to decide?

Charlie: I say Toxic Lasers. Any disagreemens?

Alex:Crystal please my team full inactives

Crystal: You want to win or lose?

Alex: Win please

Crystal: *sigh* Maybe we should let the L.O.S.E.R. Squad win

Charlie: No. The L,O,S,E.R Squad is full of inactives who shouldn't be in.

(Science: I don't care is you vote for the the losers or not. These challenges are to late at night for me to compete in. They come up at like, 1:00 in the mornning here on the east coast.)

Hwo and Lili: DAMMIT WILL YOU JUST PICK A F****N TEAM ALREADY!?

Alex:Crystal please

Hwo:Plz?

Alex:we need this please let us win

Leo:*Checks her watch*

'''Chris: Fine, the L.O.S.E.R. Squad is safe! But, seriously, stop begging, you look pathetic.'''

Hwo: Thats what she said

Leo: You arent using that right.

Hwo: Thats what she said.

Leo:.........dang....

Elimination Ceremony 11 - Toxic Lasers
'''Chris: Welcome to the EC. Vote in the confessional, blah blah blah, vote.'''

'''Chris: Muffins for: Lili *passes*, Piper *passes*, and Bob *passes* Dante and Iris, one of you is going home and it's.............Dante! Sorry bro *hands muffin to Iris* However, you guys just voted out one of your most active team members, also Iris will be immune until August 24th. So, yeah, you guys......are probably doomed. Good luck with that. *eats muffin* ......Mmm......Blueberry.'''

Dante: Well guys. Revenge is a b**ch and I hope it comes to bite you in the butt. That means you Lilli.

Lili: Hmph! Dont think your the only one with a plan in your head! Tata!

Dante: Oh Lilli. This is why I got eliminated. You are to rash, You didn't think ahead to the consequences. Iris is immune. If you guys lose three more times it will only be Iris left.

Banana Fireworks Chat
Alex;*walks in* Crystal Christie come over here *walks outside*

Charlie: Dantes gone.

Don: Yeah. Poor Dante.

Miles: Yeah, he may have hated me, but still.

Christie: i'd rather stay here, Alex.

Charlie: This is simple guys, We win. Lasers lose.

Miles: Well, let's try our hardest to win!

Charlie: *nods*

Alex: Christie crystal please come to the loser chat when u r ready *leaves*

Charlie: So who is in?

Crystal: *arrives* Hey guys

Charlie: Hello,

The L.O.S.E.R. Squad Chat
Lili:*Shows up and whispers into Hwo's ear*

hwo:*Nods*

Lili: *Smiles and leaves*

Hwo:Wait! *Follows*

Doctor: Well, I got lucky again.

Alex: Hey Doc wanna join an aliance with me and a few others to help out

Crystal: *shows up* um....Hi

Alex;Crystal aliance please

Hwo:*Comes back and grabs ham* Oh hi Crystal. JOIN! plz?

Crystal: First of all Hwo I dont't even know you and Alex you hate me

Alex:Please I can give you magic and power

Hwo: Wait you can do that?

Crystal: Why do you want me in this aliance anyways?

Hwo: Well, apparantly theres another alliance by Charlie that is targeting Bob and Lili, if you dont help by voting him, You might be next.

Alex:First of all Hwo I could give you all the power in the world and crystal you are an amazing player I do not want to face you but aliy with you

Crystal: Yeah I'm gonna have to reject your offer *leaves*

Hwo: Ugh, that failed.

Alex; Don't worry about it okay we can still handle this

Hwo: You better think of something, cause I'm starting to have doubts.

Alex;I know but I think charlie out smarted me if you want it would be safer to un aline with me

Hwo: yeah. I'll tell Lili.

Alex: *Sigh* (CONF) well poor Blossom she already picked out a lil house oh well I am not giving up but keeping lili and Hwo in the gam is more important they can't lose because of me....I hope

Doctor: *to Alex* Yeah, an alliance sounds good. (CONF) Yes! I might actually be able to role right into the merge with this thing.

Alex;WOW the aliance is over till further notice just vote with us

Toxic Lasers Chat
Lili:*Arrives with hwo* PIPER! Can you please come over here? ^-^

Piper: *Eats Chips* What the f*** you want?

Lili: Me and a few others are rounding everyone but a select few to align together to stop an aliiance. You in?

Hwo: You persuade I'm gonna go get some ham in my chat ^-^ *Goes back to his chat*

Hwo:*Whispers to Lili*

Lili:*Nods* nvm Piper.*heads back to her chat*

Challenge 12 - Something
Chris: Hi!

Lili: Hi!

Hwo: Best.Title.Eva!

Charlie: I am ok. No worse than yesterday, No better than tomorrow.

Lili: I am in a super mood now that Daniel is gone! *Trollface*

'''Chris: The challenge is to come up with a challenge for next time! Best one wins for their team and chooses who else is safe, okay? Miles and Don won't compete for obvious reasons, now go!'''

Alex: We need to grab a key from the septic tanks and then wrestl an aligator for a map to the immunioty pass

Lili: How about see eliminated contestants from previous seasons and try to fight them all?

Hwo: We have a challenge where we ride on unicorns to the finish! (CONF) Sorry thats my user talking........>.>

Charlie: We are in a pitch black room 27m by 45m and we need to find our way around land mines and laser's and flying swords. Team with the most people out in twenty minutes wins.

Bob: We combine Alex's and Lili's ideas but throw in a bear aswell

Crystl: We must fight each other in a gladiator type arena using swords, shields, and our fists, while being surrounded by vicious animals

Bob:Sooo the hunger games

Crystal: >.>

Lili: The Hunger Games isnt gladiators. The arena in HG is more of a forest. And instead of fighting off animals, we are killing one another.

'''Chris: Well, in last place is Hwo.....for obvious reasons and in 5th is Bob for just combining people's ideas. The rest, I liked.'''

hwo: I hate my user.

Lili: I LOVE MY USER!'

hwo: But Lili, we have the same user.

Lili: Doesnt that mean that were f*****g ourselves?

'''Chris: Charlie and Alex, your challenges might kill and I don't want you dead.......for lawsuits, so yeah. Lili and Crystal's remain.'''

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Lili: Its obvious.

'''Chris: The winner is Crystal, but we'll use both ideas, so Lili.......you get this surprise token, you can use it any time and the effect it has changes every elimination, it could be good, bad, blah. So Fireworks choose who is safe.'''

Charlie: I think the Loser squad

Lili: I saw this coming....*Cries*

hwo:*Hugs Lili*

Lili: We dont have any other choice do we?

Hwo:*Shakes head*

Crystal:*to Charlie* I agree

Bob:I quit if it means no elimination

Christie: Too late, but...climb a big a** mountain, try to get a small statue from my pet Scruffy *Huge Dog Roars* climb down the mountain, dodging spitballs from my other pet, Lulu. *Huge Dog Roars*

Bob:*confused*

Chris: Alright Bob, you have been eliminated.....since you quit, so why don't you put on this explorer shirt and explore the Closet of Losers *pushes him in*

Lili: Bob you didnt have to do that! We were gonna vote you out anyway!

Chris: And with that we're finally at the final 12.

Bob: *from closet* GET ME OUT!

Hwo: How is Nathan still here? O_O

Chris: No, you have to stay there @Bob, and I have no idea @Hwo.

Banana Fireworks Chat
Crystal: *writes on notebook*

Miles: Good job on the challenge idea Crystal.

Don: Yeah.

Crystal: Thanks guys

Charlie: Right. Whatever. *walks away*

???: *grabs Charlie around the neck and silently drags him off*

Charlie: Ya know Dad you really need to get better disguises.

Charlies Dad: *takes off Batman mask*

Charlie: I swear you keep getting more and more stupid,

Charlies Dad: Shut Up and give me your f***ing money!

Charlie: *pulls out knife*

Charlies Dad: *pulls our gun*

Charlie:...............F***

Charlies Dad: *shoots Charlie in the kneecap*

Charlie: *falls over* Son of a b****

Charlie: Now give me the money!

Charlie: *throws knife that spirals and hits his Dad in the arm*

Charlies Dad: *drops gun*

Charlie: *picks it up*

Alex:*comes out of no where* trepo humo yaktrum *Charlies dad turns into snail*

Charlie: *shoots Dad repeatadly* Thanks Alex. But it will wear off.

Alex:Then just do this *stands on the snail dad*

Leo: O_O Im not even gonna ask....

The L.O.S.E.R. Squad Chat
Alex:Great *sends blossom with message to Lili*

Doctor: (CONF) If I'm making it this far, I just hope I can get to the final 6 or something. That's when Chris would start saying things like, "Okay, when all of you are ready, we will start the challenge!" Then I won't miss it.

Toxic Lasers Chat
Lili:*Crying*

Hwo:*For some reason in the chat, comforting her*

Piper: *Hugs Lili* There, there. It's alright.

Blossom:*gives lili message that says* Lili if we are on the chopping block I will try and help

Piper: *Crumbles Message And Throws All the Way To Alex's Face WIth Blossom*

Alex:*walks in* OH PLEASE THIS MESSAGE *waves crumpled peice of paper* wasn't for you so MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU LIL ****** ******** ********* ************ ***** ********* ********** ************************** ******** *****

Piper: You need to calm down. Lili is crying. I will not like to fight you because you are a ventus and there is no way hurting, injuring or killing you. You need not to be involved and please go back to your chat.

Alex:First of all I am here wondering what is wrong with Lili she hated Bob

Piper: Bob is still a friend too. She's still a b****, but still has a heart.

Alex:You are really angry for no reason

Blossom;*gets Alex spell book*

Alex:Thank you

Lili: WHY!? *Crying still*

Hwo: Aw come on, I know! If one of our teams win you'll save the other, that way we can better take out da Fireworks. Deal? *Holds out hand*

Lili:*Shakes hand* Ok...

Hwo: Cool.

Challenge Whatever - Cliff Divers
'''Cheesy: Feel like buying something? BUY MY PARTY SERVICES! I HAVE FLAMETHROWERS, BALLOONS, A TACO, LOTS OF SPAGHETTI, A MOP, AND TROLLFACES, LOTS OF TROLLFACES! SO ASK FOR MY PARTY SERVICES AND YOU RECEIVE ALL ITEMS MENTIONED PLUS A SHOTGUN, MILES' COOL POTION, AND A BOUNCE HOUSE! MADE OF CHEESE! CHEEEEEEEESE! *Ad ends*'''

Chris: ......What was that?

Charlie: No idea.

Chris: Okay then........Anyways Lili, Crystal your ideas will be used- but when I want to use them, or IF I do *smiles evily* so yeah, we're having another challenge.

Crystal: *writes on notebook*

hwo: All right!

Doctor: It's about time.

Charlie: *calling Cheesey* Can I have the flamethrower?

Alex:I am so confused

Charlie: Thanks bro. *hangs up*

'''Cheesy: I'm a girl! Or a guy! I don't know. *sends over flamethrower through phone* THANKS FOR BUYING!'''

Charlie: OK. Here's 20 dollars.

Doctor: Can we get on with the challenge already?

'''Chris: Yeah, sure, why not? Anyways the challenge is to dive off this cliff and land in a circle......because we are just SO Original. It will take three lines then when you land confess a confession and you're done. The teams with the most jumpers win. The other team goes to elimination. ALTERNATING Lines.'''