Wikia Users: Divided We Fall

Far out on the planet of Quandok, disaster strikes. A rebel, Yasendilia, has accidentally set her home planet on a course to who knows where, but she knows that it will end in disaster if they hit, Wanahi, a giant astroid that has destroyed many other planets before. Yasendilia has the idea to let everything be blamed against someone, so she hosts her own competition, with her best friend Luxa, to find out who will be blamed for everything, while she and Luxa can escape before everything fails and divided they will all fall. She has gathered twenty new people to be put in her reality show and has taken the name of Wikia Users for it. She tells them that they are playing for a million bucks, but they will be blamed for everything. Who will win? Will Yasendilia actually escape? Or will they get hit by Wanahi before everything. Find out in this exciting show, Wikia Users: Divided We Fall!

The Alpha Males

 * 1) Jacob, the Depressive Nice One - Bocaj910
 * 2) Talen, the Calculating One - UltimateTORINOR
 * 3) "Face", the Sarcastic Villain - Ben109
 * 4) Nolan, the iPod - Reddude
 * 5) Tyrone, the Dumb Party Dude - Tyman618
 * 6) Evan, the Gamer - Darkdonpatch
 * 7) Jake, The Cool Guy - GreenMagic01
 * 8) Karl - The Hot Flirt - TDobsessed88

The Omega Females

 * 1) Stitches, the Crazy Girl - Fanfiction2010
 * 2) "LOL", the Hot, Funny Gal - Mr. Totaldramaman
 * 3) Courtney, the Hot Girl-Heather rocks
 * 4) Maria, the Anti-Social - Mrdamion
 * 5) Lizzie, Webly's BFF - Webly
 * 6) Talia, The Flirt - Usitgz
 * 7) Kate, the Famous Singer - Kate4TDWT
 * 8) Elena, the Likeable Jock - Higgnife
 * 9) Stephenie, the Strong Girl- Tdafan123
 * 10) Alona, the Outgoing one- Tcf09

Eliminated

 * 1) Leon, the Evil, Explosive, Loving, Slightly Insane One - TheEvilOctorock (Alpha Males, 2 Total Votes)
 * 2) Mech, the Death Trap - Platypus09 (Alpha Males, 4 Total Votes)

Day One
Yasendelia: *is biting nails*

Luxa: Calm down Yasdelian the Meteor is not here are scouts are still looking for people

Yasendelia: I know, and as long as we stay hidden, we'll probably be safe.

Luxa: Yes yet that humanoid almost saw us. Hmmmm are scouts found someone Jacob is his name.

Yasendelia: It's not Jacob from that reality show we're supposed to be hosting is it?

Luxa:Not sure Sire should we signal the flairs?

Yasendelia: To be safe....sure.

Luxa: Undestood sire * lights an arrow and fires it into the sky*

Yasendelia: Isn't sire something you say to like, hmm let me think, A DUDE?

Luxa: Sorry my lady

Yasendelia: Luxa, we've both known eachother since we were six. That's eleven years ago. I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me stuff like My lady. It just sounds something for like those British people on that planet Earth we studied about last month before the Gwarphoppers burned down the school.

Luxa: Sure whatever don't expect me to go all slang tough. SO what's the news on the battle Yas?

Yasendelia: Well, SCOUT! *both duck as Scout walks by* *heads both pop up* That was close.

Luxa: They're looking for us. Shall we go into the Uncharted Lands?

Yasendelia: No, what do we do when the contestants arrive?

Luxa: *There's an old forest we can hide there until the scouts clear out to chec the uncharted land then we'll be safe.

Yasendelia: Fine, I hate that you're the right one. *follows Luxa to uncharted lands*

Luxa: *saddles up her bow and hops on a flaming horse* * whips the horse and it gallops* Yas hurry!

Yasendelia: *horse whinnies backwards* Wo, wo, wo! *Falls off horse* *horse runs away* Luxa? Luxa? Dangit! You're too far away.

Luxa: Luliziana Backwards Trot.

Luliziana: * portal opens and she runs through and pos up behind Yasendelia and picks her up* *nieghs*

Yasendelia: WAIT! LUXA! THE CONTESTANTS ARE HERE! (contestants are now free to talk)

Stitches: Heh heh.

"LOL": Hey Yas and Luxa! :D I'm glad to be here!

Kate: Hello? Do I have the right place? (some should reconize her....she's famous after all XD)

Karl: is that Kate Lala! I am a huge fan! (are you happy)

Kate: (super. -_- jk I totally LOLed at that line) Yeah...I'm Katie Lala...but you can call me Kate. *shakes his hand*

Mech: *arrives* Sup Kate...yeah I know you so I don't have to say "Katie Lala" right? *snickers*

Talen: "I'd prefer if we skip the pleasantries."

Kate: Mech! *hugs him* Amazing as always! *rolls eyes with a huge smile on face*

Mech: *smiles* How do I ALWAYS run into you?

Kate: *smiling like crazy* I have NO clue. But now that the drama's over...

Mech: What drama? I love drama...and all people who cause it.

Kate: You want drama? *kisses him* There's your drama. Do with it what you must.

Mech: *smiles* WHat should I do with it? The things I could do...

Talen: "Oh God...what did I sign up for?"

Kate: Your choice affects EVERYONE Mech....everyone...especially me so chose wisly.

Luxa: *come soff a rope* Hello contestants

Face: * walks in* *looks around* THIS IS NOT THE GROCERY STORE! And *sees Mech* YUOU!

Luxa: Yes we lied to you now go off there Yas shall I introduce myself to theese *looks at them* lovely contestants

Mech: ME!! *laughs* Sup, Face?

Kate: *wispers to Mech* Who's that? And why's his name Face?

Talen: "He's easily manipulated...just like all the rest..."

Mech: Easily? Cool.

Talen: *Glances at Mech carelessly* "You're no exception to the rule, you know."

Yasendelia: Welcome twenty new contestants!

Stitches: *is swimming underwater* BLUB, BLUB

Mech: Me? Manipulated? *cracks up*

Kate: Manipulate? HIM? *bursts out laughing*

Mech: So Kate...hows the singing goin?

Kate: My 25th concert was a week ago. I thought you saw one?

Talen: *Looks at Yasendilia with a slight smirk on his face* "So, how does it feel to be completely ignored?"

Mech: *ignoring Talen* They don't let people in prison watch concerts....especially the girly ones. *snickers*

Kate: You mean bubblegum pop? *barfs* Ewww. I sing ROCK HARD METAL!

Talen: "Could we stop the love-fest and move on to something actually worthwhile?"

Yasendelia: Talen, would you like a million dollars? Because you just lowered your chances of winning a million dollars.

Kate: *whispers to Talen* Even the HOST hates you...your so dead.

Talen: "Minor setbacks...nothing more."

Kate: *makes tsk noises* When this is over I'm singing about everyone here....Mr. Ego.

Talen: *Dismissively* "I prefer Talen, if you would be so kind..."

Kate: Kindness is something you take when you ''dish out. ''So...I don't think so Mr. Ego.

Talen: *Shrugs coldly*

Yasendelia: *stands between Kate and Talen* Okay, let's try not to kill anyone, yet.

Mech: Yet being the key word.

Talen: "Yes...try something. Destroy your future even more than you already have..."

Mech: How is my future destroyed?

Talen: "You say you've been to prison? Quite...unfortunate..."

Mech: Not really. Ain't as hell as people say it is.

Talen: *Smirks slightly* "Pity..."

Nolan: *sits around like the worthless contestant he is xD*

Tyrone: Hey! It's me dudes! Ty-RONE is in the house!!!! Let's PARTY! Hey...where's the beach?

Leon: Hi guys

Talen: *Arches an eyebrow at the new arrivals* "Wonderful. More people arrive...only to be cut down shortly after..."

Evan: Oh blood hell! *is British* I'm with a bunch of idiots?And not only that,but the winner is also the loser? Ugh!

Tyrone: I'm not cutting down a tree, Talen? And chillax Evan!

Talen: *Shakes his head in disgust*

Evan: Fine *sits down and plays his game*

Stitches: HI TALEN! *splashes him with water* Tee hee! *sings* Dooby doot da ba.

Yasendelia: Even I think she's a lunatic. HEY! NO SAYING HELL. Oh, shoot.

Talen: *Glares furiously at Stitches* "I'll get you back for that..."

Evan: Ha...........THE GAME

Tyrone: Evan, is that Resident Evil 201029038458204760748 you're playing on that?

Tyrone: (Conf) Talen is....WEIRD. Yasendelia is AWESOME! Party on!

Stitches: Oh Talen this will be fun! It's like a game, I get it. Heh heh, take this! *throws a rattlesnake at him*

Talen: *Deftly sidesteps the flying creature* "This is the beginning of a furious war..."

Tyrone: Furious? War? Dude, seriously...this isn't 1999!

Stitches: Bring it on, sissy. Heh heh.

(Drama786:Someone stole my sign up!)

(Fanny: Not exactly, you were removed due to you had to audition on the talk page.)

Talen: *Narrows his eyes threateningly* "Oh, I shall...you can be sure of that..."

Evan: -_- *gets up and walks away from everyone* (conf.) My plan,to make Mech and Kate off 1st,it's gonna be easy *rolls eyes* (out of conf.) *whispers* Talen,want and allanice

Talen: *whispers* "What do you propose?"

Courtney:Sorry I'm late

Evan: *whispers* Vote off the annoyances,then Kate or Mech

Mech: *overhears* Ooh, not such a good idea Evan.

Courtney:No they seem cool

Talen: *Whispers confidentially* "Mech's the true danger here. Left untouched, he could prove a true threat...as much as I hate to admit it..."

Mech: Thank you Talen for that comment...and confidently means loud...just so you know.

(Ult: True, but confidentially means in secret or secretive.)

(Heather:Oh)

(Plat: Lol in Miami, confidently means loud XD)

(Heather":You live there?)

(Ult: It means the same thing up here in Minnesota, but the fact of the matter is that Talen whispered confidentially, not confidently. See a difference?)

Evan: Mind your own business! *pushes Mech* Ugh,You are bothersome!

(Plat: LOL i didnt see that...sorry)

Mech: I know, aren't I?

Courtney:You like being called that?

Mech: I don't really care.

Talen: *Cautions Evan* "Leave him. We'll get the last laugh in the end..."

Courtney:Umm okay...

Talen: (Confessional) "As much as I would like to see two people destroy each other before the competition even starts, I need Evan as an ally...for now..."

Evan: *ruffles his blond hair* Yeah,your right,but,*whispers in ear*we need just me and you in the alliance(conf.) Talen is just an ally, but Mech is going DOWN

Courtney:(CONF)What's so bad about Mech?

Mech: Hmm...so I'm the EVIL villain.

Talia: *wakes up after being asleep* Uhh... did I miss anything?

Maria: *reads a book*

Mech: Ugh...I am so hated.

Talia: *to Mech* Umm... who are you?

Mech: The antagonist of the season. Why?

Talen: "I beg to differ..."

Talia: I ment your name. (CONF) Some people just don't get it.

Mech: It doesn't matter because everyone wants me gone first anyways.

Talen: *Smirks savagely* "That's right...gone...forever..."

Mech: Thanks Talen, that makes me feel a lot better.

Maria: *looks up from her book.* I doubt I'll get much farther then you. I only joined because... wait, why DID I join?

Mech: Butyou don't have a bunch of people who HATE you for no reason.

Talen: "I'm offended, Mech. I significantly dislike everyone here equally."

Mech: You're more evil than me!!! And that's saying something!

Talen: *Mockingly bows* "I try."

Mech: Ooh. You're good. *rolls eyes*

Talen: *Looks at the Death Trap* "Voting you out first is only the first step in my grand plan, you know. The others will all follow you...soon enough."

Maria: You really are a bad guy. All bad guys tell their plan to everyone before they actually put it in action.

Talia: Wait, your name is Talen? My twin brother's name is Talon, freaky. (CONF) I suspect him to be his Good Doppleganger.

Kate: Ohhhh Talen on a death walk. I'm so scared. *rolls eyes*

Talen: "You have no idea of what I'm capable of..."

Kate: *sings a really high note right in Talen's ear* Enjoy. Mr.Ego

Mech:(CONF) Keep blabbering Talon. Cuz if you vote for me, you can kiss it all bye by bye.

Talen: *Glances back and forth at the two* "I'm finished talking..."

Kate: What? Scared?

Mech: He's probably never talked to a girl before. *snickers*

Kate: His lack of social skills indicate that he's never talked to anyone before. *snickers*

Maria:*raises an eyebrow* So, his parents both died right after he was born, and he was sent to somewhere underground where he couldn't see anyone? Now I feel sorry for him.

Mech: Who told you that?

Talen: *Raises an eyebrow* "Obviously delusional..."

Kate: I'LL MAKE YOU DELUSINAL!

Maria:*confused* Well, thats the only way possible for this to be the first time him talking to people. *glances at Katie* Should I hold her back?

Kate: Probably. *about to atack Talen*

Talen: *Sarcastically* "Oh, I'm just staring my execution in the face. No real hurry here..."

Kate: *takes deep breaths*

Evan: Oh do you need an inhaler, opps sorry,I didn't bring one from my 6-8 year old grandpa!

Maria: She doesn't need one. *stands close to Kate in case she tries to attack.

Talen: *Glances at Mech* "Kindly keep your cat on a leash..."

Kate: Mech....hold me back.

Maria: *holds Katie back.*

Evan: Oh I am so sorry *in a cutsie voice*I never thought I would make the wittle baby mad *smirks*

Kate: Eather Evan or Talen. *glares* Both.

Talen: "Is the urge to claw eating away at you, Kate?"

Maria: ... Kate, want me to help beat them up?

Kate: *smirks* You read my mind. *attacks Talen*

Maria:*takes off shoe and hits Evan with it repeatedly.*

Talen: *Cleanly sidesteps* "I knew I saw this side of you..."

Evan:This is not hurting me you know,but I'm not gonna fight back

Kate: *calmly lands on feet* What? I'm Katie Lala. I'm ''famous! ''

Maria: *glares* Excuse me. *Goes off to get something from suitcase.*

Talen: *Crosses his arms* "What's next, she-cat?"

Kate: You tell me she-dog.

Maria: *comes backk with a 50,000 page book.* Now, you might want to run before I hit you with this.

Talen: *Smirks and mockingly claps* "I'm impressed, Kate."

Kate: *glares* Maria....now.

Maria: I almost forgot something. Wait a few seconds. *runs into where they get the supplies for challanges.*

Talen: *Arches an eyebrow confusedly*

Maria: *fires the book at Talen through a cannon, and then starts shooting rocks at him.* You might want to run.

Kate: *ducks in a hurry and bursts out laughing*

Talen: *Walks, as dignified as is possible, and stands behind the nearest tree* "Very impressive...But what might have happened if the cannon hadn't been there? Does the savage animal you are inside torment you?"

Kate: Nice try Talen. But I'm waching you.

Maria: The cannon is here though, and don't act like you didn't have this coming.

Talen: "I can assure you that you won't get so lucky next time around..."

Kate: I don't own body-gaurds. I've kept away rabid fans with my bare hands.

Maria: And, i live in the moment. *Almost knocked Talen's tree over.*

Kate: OH CRAP! Woah. *turns around and ducks* FIRE!

Talen: *Smirks and doesn't move* "I'm quite different from a rabid fan, though. You've never seen the likes of me before..."

Maria: *is out of ammo, so she fires herself high into the air.*

Kate: Ditto. *runs over to Talen* One move and I can have you down.

Talen: *Squints up into the sky and smirks* "I'm actually distracted by your flying teammate, who's heading straight for you..."

Kate: *moves behind him and pressure point him* Good luck! *drops him to the ground and gets out of the way*

Maria: *gets stuck in a giant birds nest, takes an egg, and runs away.*

Evan:....heh *reads My Immortal,,while giving Talen and himself earplugs*

Talen: *Stares upwards in horror at the descending Maria*

Kate: So Talen, what do you think of my pressure points? Don't f*** with me. *walks away and sits on bench and reads Charles Dickens*

Evan: Ahhhh,Charles Dickens,such a classic

Maria:*is chased back to the nest by a giant bird, grabs another egg, runs back to everyone else, and throws the eggs at Evan and Talen so the bird starts chasing them.*

Kate: *shoots him a glare thne widens eyes* Wait, you WERN'T being sarcastic....wow. *smiles* But I can pressure point you so...*narrows eyes*

Evan:*catches egg and gives it to bird,making allies with it*

Talen: *Hurriedly rolls to avoid being hit* "Nice try. But I'm done playing for tonight. I've won. Everyone will see you for the caged beasts you really are..."

Evan: Caged beast? I was acting

Kate: Talen want to be pressure pointed again?

Talen: *Defiantly crosses his arms* "I think I'll pass."

Maria: Talen, keep your mouth shut, and we'll stop hurting you. For now.

Evan: *takes out cage and lets a mockingbird came out of it and lands on shoulders* Ahhh,Serene,Such a beautiful night,isn't it *looks at sky and sees tons of stars* never seen these unless out at camping

Talen: *Narrows his eyes* "It's a temporary truce then..."

Kate: I know how to shock you, hurt you, and *picks him up* make you go insane. *drops him and walks away with Maria*

Maria: *walking with Kate* Well, that was satasfying.

Evan: Why are they walking towards the cliff

Talen: *Rolls his eyes* "I will be back for my revenge...and don't you ever forget that..." *Walks away in a random direction, leaving Evan alone*

Evan: *looks at phone* 4 Bars? Wow

Kate: *sits on edge of cliff* Agreed. I'm glad to have made a friend. Being famous doesn't help. *phone rings* Hold on. *answers* JB? STOP CALLING ME BEIBER! *hangs up* Sorry 'bout that.

Evan: *phone rings* Hello?

Joey Wheeler: Hello,i just wanted to say,My Ratata is at the top percentage of a Ratata *click*

Phone:beeeeeeep

Evan:O_O

Maria:*raises an eyebrow at JB calling* What was that singer with the sexuel backwards initials calling for?

Kate: *chuckles* Justin Beiber is getting on my nerves. *the song Natually plays* Ohhh! Hold on! *answers* Gomez. Sup? Your watching? Sweet! *glances at Maria* GTG! *hangs up* What were we talking 'bout?

Maria: I'm... not sure... Oh yes, and next time your phone rings, it better be Maroon 5. *starts humming 'She Will be Loved'.*

Kate: *calls Maroon 5 and hands phone to Maria*

Maria: *messes with the phone a bit, and before talking to Maroon 5, finds out their address through the phone. she then starts talking with Maroon 5 for a few minutes, then hands the phone back to Kate.* I can now die happy.

Evan: You seem famous, Katherine, But I personally like the killers *cell phone rings "Mr.Brightshine"*

Joey Wheeler:Awww,I SWEAR I COULD'VE CAUGHT THAT PIDGEY

Evan: STOP CALLING ME JOEY!

Kate: *smiles no problem* Uhhh...*looks nervous* It's KATE not KATHRINE! (i spell it Kathrine)

Evan:Well sorry for me calling many people by there full name

Kate: Yeah....but it's not my NAME! It's KATE!

Maria: I take it you never listened to Kate here Evan.

Kate: *starts to sing her hit single, "Angel" Can you see me for who I am?

Maria:*when Kate is singing, she starts building a device.*

Kate: Wacha' doin'?

Alona: *Poofs in out of no where* Woah!... *Looks around* ...Oh... hi guys:) *waves*

Maria: Well it ISN'T a device to stalk Maroon 5, and hey.

Kate: *laughs* Maroon 5? *tosses her a Marron 5 phone* There's only, like, 10 EVER. Taylor Swift has one. And now you do!

MAria: *catches it.* ... *sits there, staring at the phone for 10 minutes* ... *hugs Kate.*

Kate: Being friends with me has it's ups and downs. Let's see here. *rumages threw purse* Tickets....tickets....GOT EM'! Marron 5 CONCERT TICKETS!

Evan: You have everything don't you Kate?

Maria: *grabs the tickets, and works on the device NOT meant to stalk Maroon 5.*

Kate: Not at all! No Miley. No Beiber. None of....them. And NO PARIS HILTON! *shudders*

Maria: You have excellent taste.

Kate: Thanks! You seem to be obssesed with M5? Now if I could just figure out a way to stalk Adam Lambert....

Maria: The sex god? I made a teleporting device to him a long time ago. *tosses it to Katie.* I stopped stalking him once I found out he wasn't straight.

Kate: Oh I know! I just need vocal trainging. *hits a high note but breaks* Ow...HOW DOES HE DO IT?

Evan: *gets Tarot Cards out of his pocket* I will try to predict the future with these (XD)

Maria: *finishes 'Maroon 5 Stalkenator 5000'.* Woohoo! These get easy when you make them alot.

Kate: Woah....nice. But you could just call them and talk to them.

Maria: Thats too easy, and you can't come up with a name with 5000 in it for that.

Kate: The Cell-Phone 5000

Leon: The super ultra super mega hyper great extreme phone-obile 5000

Mech: Adam Lambert? He's touring my town soon. But I don't wanna even see what his fans look like. Creepy.

Maria: It's still too easy to just call them. And while Adam Lambert can be creepy, he's still a sex god.

Stitches: 1498! Heh heh. *grabs flamethrower and turns it on Kate* HEH HEH

Talen: *Laughs dryly from a safe distance*

Courtney:Why do you want to stalk Adam Lambert Katee?

Maria: Adam Lambert is a sex god. Besides, we all want to stalk someone don't we? I stalk Maroon 5, Kate stalks Adam Lambert, boys probably stalk you.

Courtney:...(CONF)I'm so scared

Coutney:I'll never stalk anyone

Maria: Oh, you will, someday.

Elena: Stalking is for stalkers

Maria: That is true, however not all forms of stalking are all bad. For example, you can just stare at cute guys and be a stalker.

Kate: *does back flip* Oh Courtney you have already stalked SOMEONE in your life.

Courtney:Who?

Mech: Kate, I'm sure you have TONS of stalkers

Courtney:*rolls eyes*Yeah lots!

Mech: Cool Court, you learned how to roll your eyes. Bout time.

Courtney:Been practicing well it came to me

Evan: Oh great,there are a bunch of stalkers *rolls eyes,but has a playful smirk*

Mech: A lotta eye rollers round here. Like it.

Courtney:yeah

Mech: Court, have you ever stalked anyone? *snickers*

Courtney:No,well when I was 4 yes

Mech: Who did you stalk?

Evan: Probably a singer

Stalker: OMIGOSH! KATE I LOVE YOU!Kate: GAH! *pressure points him* Oops...

Courtney:...A mugician don't laugh

Elena: If i have to stalk someone, I'll stalk Talen.

Kate: I KNEW IT! *takes Stalker's body and buries it*

Maria: Why Talen?

Courtney:IDK

Evan: Is it just me,or did it get colder all of a sudden?

Mech: I'm glad I dont have any stalkers.

Elena: Talen just seemed like the coolest guy here

Kate: *stands next to Mech* Wow....soon you will have some.

Mech: Coolest? Ooh...Talen's going DOWN.

Courtney:Yeah!

Evan: *twitches eyes*

Kate: *pressure points Evan* There.

Courtney:I hope I don't get Stalkers

Maria: I'm pretty sure you will once we're done with this show, since you'll be famous.

Mech: I had stalkers....but lets just say they are tied up in an alley somewhere

Courtney:*laughs*They are dead now

Mech: Possibly...

Eleana: Hya, how did we get on the topic of stalkers?

Mech: I dunno.

Elena: How much can you press?

Mech: What? Uh...150 pounds?

Kate: Oh strong man? *smirks and rolls eyes* So Mech...

Elean: I see...

Mech: Awkward question...

Zombie Zeke: *appears running away* (I already had permission by Fanny)

Mech: Zombie Zeke? Wait...maybe he still has the money.

(Dark:This isn't TDWT,This is a clone of Ezekiel,who is feral,and a human,but he has a new role here)

Zombie Zeke: *whimpers and hides behind Yasendelia*

(Plat: Oh...thanks for the info)

Yasendelia: Aw, he's so cute.

Mech: Cute? Hes a zpmbie!!!

Evan: *whispers to Mech* Isn't he the one who killed Klozvag!?!?

Zombie Zeke: *is shivering from man in white coats*

Yasendelia: You;re a Zombie. Who's Klozvag?

Maria: A dead guy.

Talen: "Wonderful. The undead now join the cast..."

Elena: Hey Talen. I don't think that he is joining the cast...

Mech: And whose idea was it to divide the tribes by gender?

Elean: We will crush you...

Mech: Yea...no SANE guy would punch a girl. But maybe Talen...

Evan: I can't be responsible for all that's wrong with this world

Mech: What are you talking about?

Lizzie: *arrives late* I'm here!

Mech: Late? We havent really started yet.

Courtney:I know

Lizzie: I know! I thought I was going to be fashionably late! *fires assistant* I'm just kidding! It's great to meet you guys.

Courtney;Me too

Mech: Glad to meet you Lizzie...I guess.

Stitches: *has a mental relax sindrome* Um, Um, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

Yasendelia: This show justs gets weirder by the second.

Courtney:I know

Lizzie: (CONF) SO, I'm not as strategical as Webly but I can still make good moves and most importantly have fun!

Talen: *Glances coldly at Lizzie* "Another simple face...ready for the slaughter..."

Courtney:...

Talen: "Don't pretend you don't see this, Courtney...The turmoil that lies all around us...waiting to take hold..."

Courtney:Of what?

Talen: *Chuckles to himself* "Of everything..."

Courtney:Okay..(CONF)What the heck is a turmoil?

Stitches: *is hugging Talen* I like you. *shifty eyes* *pants him* HA HA Tag, you're it! *runs off*

Talen: *Hurriedly pulls up his pants* "I will not encourage her..."

Courtney:Of doing what?

Talen: *Glares crossly at Courtney* "In the short time I've known her, she's thrown a rattlesnake at me, pulled out a flamethrower, and pantsed me. Do you want to see what she can do when someone plays along?"

Courtney:I don't rely on that..(CONF)Galring at me what am I an enemy?

Talen: *Overhearing confessional* "Yes...you are. Don't worry though, I'm not giving you special treatment..."

Courtney:Stalker*looks at Talen*

Talen: *Mockingly claps and raises an eyebrow*

Courney:What's wrong with you

Talen: "I'm offended, Courtney..."

Talen: "If I'm calculating correctly, you won't have to put up with me much longer...so worry not..."

Courtney:I'm not worrying

Talen: *Shrugs and turns away*

Courtney:..Hmph

Lizzie: Can you guys talk about something fun? This is boring me.

Courtney:How about*in baby voice*Peanut butter

Talen: *Walks away without turning back*

Elena: Though I was stalking Talen *shrugs*

Courtney:She like you Talen*points at Elena*TALEN whatever*walks away*

Challenge One
Yasendelia: Okay, Your guy's first challenge is to jump off this cliff into the water below. If you land in the safe zone, you're safe. If not, you're a goner. The Aplha Males are up first. By the way, the team that loses has to vote out two people tonight.

Talen: *Shrugs indifferently* "Mere child's play..." *Jumps into the water far below without another word*

Karl: *jumps into water,but just makes it* BOOY-YAH!!

Mech: *jumps into safe zone* Take that Talen!

Nolan: *iTunes change to different songs making him "talk"* Baby *cuts* throw me *cuts* coff a cliff!

Jake: Here I go. *jumps and lands in the safe zone*

Kate: *rolls eyes* Wow. Sexism takes place HERE? *hands CD to Yasendena* Listen to this, because male's are not the ALPHA'S. Besides, Greek?....Really? And boys against females? Cleshe much?

Nolan: *is kicked off cliff, falls in water and explodes, thus eliminating himself* (O.0;;; He died?! But yeah, he's eliminated XD)

Talen: *Looks at the smoldering wreckage of Nolan* "It's about time. The unfit are not meant to survive in this world..." *Glances offhandedly at Mech* "I sincerely regret that you did not meet the sharks on your way down...but if I have my way, it won't matter in the end." *Swims towards shore*

Face: *nods his head no* No way

Lxa: *growls at him*

Face: * runs and jumps off the cliff falling off the cliff* * falls into the water and a shark pops up* *gulps*

Luxa:Hey look one hsark in the safe zone who knew

Face: Go away you misreable fish. The only way someone would like you is if you were grilled and covered with pepper.

Shark:*cries*

Luxa:(conf) Strong people to bad it looks like none are superior yet

Courtney:Nice one FACE

Face: I'm always nice. Always always always nice (conf) Sort of *snickers*

Luxa:*yawns* Hurry up and jump.

Elena; Fine. *jumps* Did Nolan really die? and is therefore eliminated?

Kate: *picks at nails* Whatever. *jumps* (i've noticed something about Kate. She's not ACTING like a famous singer. LOL)

Luxa: *yawns and shoots an arrow over the cliff*

Elena: Yo Luxa. How much can you press?

Kate: *lands in shark zone and screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh! *swims to shore*

Luxa: 9,000 ealograms I am the best warrior on quandok and have fought in five wars as a warrior and six as a general.

Talia: Uh... can the girls jump, now?

Luxa: Not yet fellow companion

Mech: Ooh, missy is acting like a famous singer.

Evan: *falls off from a boulder that hits him* umpf!

Yasendelia: So that's 5 jumpers for the Males. I'm just gonna say you can jump simultaneously.

Stitches: YAY! Heh heh, *jumps and lands on a shark* Yay! A paddleboat! *sharks swims her to shore*

Talia: Alright! *jumps off cliff and lands in safe zone*

Maria: I'm afraid of heights, I'm sorry, I can't do this. *is walking away when she trips on a rock, and falls backwards into the safe zone.* Yep, I hate irony.

Courtney:NO ugh

Kate: *at shore* You ARE. Even if it means I have to COME UP THERE AND FORCE YOU!

Courney:(CONF)Anger issues..

Kate: (CONF) You know it baby!-*rolls eyes* Come on Mech! You can do it and all that crap.

Talen: *Looks up at Courtney from shore* "You do realize that Nolan sadly perished attempting the challenge, don't you? The same could happen to you..."

"LOL": Dont worry Maria, I'll save you. :) *dives in* *swims to shore* That was epic! Wait, Maria! *throws a rope* Hold on! *Maria holds on; "LOL" pulls Maria to shore* (5 EDIT CONFLICTS! COOL IT WITH EDITS!)

Kate: NO COURT! YOU WONT!

Courtney:Excuse me I already jumped

Kate: Good. Listen:

''Sadly. I admit. ''

That Nolan is gone.

But don’t listen to Talen.

He’s just downright wrong.

Courtney:i know that!

Talen: *Glares at Kate* "Once again, you point the blame towards me."

Courtney:Who else can we blame the tree*laughs*I wish

Kate: The tree IS smarter than him...

Talen: *Scoffs* "How convenient it was for your team that Nolan...regrettably...exploded..."

Courtney:So liked how he died that's sad

Talen: *Turns away* "I have no more time to bandy words with those such as yourselves."

Courtney;Fine,We are they only people that actually talk to you

Kate: Ok Mr.Ego....but remember. *whispers in his ear* I know how to beat you.

Courtney:Kate alliance?

Talen: *Murmurs* "That was merely the first battle. I shall win the war...no matter how many battles it takes..."

Courtney:(CONF)I have a plan..

Kate: Maybe...but I was thinking one with Mech. *sighs romanticlly* Well...I'm keeping my eye on Talen.

Courtney:*snikers*Which one do you like

Kate: Mech. Duh.

Courtney:*rolls eyes*Well you me and Mech alliance?

Mech: Alliance? I like the sound of that.

Kate: Mech! Hey!

Maria: How would you having an alliance with him work out? You're on different teams.

Courtney:(CONF)I almost sounded like Mech when I snikered

Kate: Maria? No one cares. (CONF) He's MINE! We've known each other for FOREVER! Courtney if your watching this. *punches side of confessional and makes a dent then snickers evily*

Mech: Maria's right though...we're on different teams.

Courtney:(CONF)Like I want mech anymore..*dreamily*Mech*back to normal and slaps self*I don't

Kate: I guess. *shrugs* Whatever. So. What's new? *moves closer* Mech?

Mech: (CONF) Maybe if I clone myself, things would be normal. *sighs* Like THATS going to happen.

Courtney:Hmmm so who would be a good alliance person with me and Kate?

Mech: Well, good luck on your "alliance" cuz I'm probably first gone on the guys.

Courtney;Nolan was..

Mech: Well, second, if you count him dieing.

Courtney:I don't think your going next

Luxa: Shut the Hallen up you foolish Earthlings I've been listening to your blabber for the last gundal and I've nearly lost my corcept transmitor so Just shut it or I'll shoot you with an arrow.-

Elena: Umm, no?

Evan:*gets out of water and pulls his hair back* Shut up,I was hit by something out of nowhere *A slime copy of him is also saying now* and now I am soaking wet,and my temper is going over the top,and I DO NOT NEED YOU BEING MAD RIGHT NOW OR I WILL RIP YOU INTO SHREDS,THIS IS IT,THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! (Best anger moment,ever)

Yasendelia: So, this is confusing. Guys still have 5 it looks like. Girls have...?

Elena: I believe we also have 5.

Lizzie: *jumps and lands in end zone* Oh yeah! I did it!

Courtney:Six now

Mech: These hosts are really weird...

Courtney:*sarcastic*They're out of this world*laughs*

Maria(CONF): Do I think I'll get eliminated early? Yep. Will I be sad when I'm eliminated? Of course not, have you watched any earlier seasons? I only joined to meet new people, and I only actually like one of them. And I also don't get why Mech has the famous singer and the hot chick all over him. But eh, I never got to talk to him either.

Mech: Ugh...I bet everyone on my team hates me.

Kate: *laughs* When does everyone on your team ''not? ''

Mech: Yea...you're right.

Kate: Yea...I am.

Mech: Why do you still notice me? Aren't you suppossed to be some famous singer or something?

Talen: (Confessional) *Disgustedly shakes his head* "These fictitious people with their unseen and imaginary bonds...when does that actually matter? All that matters in the end is ultimate victory...and I am determined to achieve that end..."

Talia: (CONF) These guys talk to much....

Kate: I am. But I still need my fans. I need my onteroge. Then I need the guy that I like, but he's not famous, so he'll ruin my rep. It's a cycle.

Mech: So...I'm just a pawn in your plan? I don't like.

Kate: But! It was eather JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE or JUSTIN BEIBER. But I picked YOU! And your never the pawn. Your the player.

Mech: You know I'm usually NOT a huge fan of celebrities.

Kate: And I care because?....What you think of my has NOTHING to do with my celeberty status, right?

Maria: Can the challenge just end? 6 girls have jumped, and only 5 boys have.

Mech: Don't end it yet!! And Kate, it sorta does matter.

Kate: Why does it matter?

Mech: Because I say it matters.

Kate: And I say it doesn't.

Mech: And since you are suddenly Miss Lady Gaga, your opinion matters more?

Kate: And when did you become Talen and your opinons matter?

Yasendelia: Okay! Challenge is over! The Girls win immunity. The Alpha Males, it's time to vote two people out. The two people with the most votes will be eliminated.

Alpha Males Vote (1)
Yasendelia: Vote for one person, two people will be eliminated.

Jake: Leon, I jumped.

Talen: "Mech needs to leave...now..."

Jake: Wait, I vote Mech. Leon you stay for a little more.

Yasendelia: Sorry, your first vote is your only vote. Your vote is Leon.

Mech: Leon. Since everyone here likes Talen for some reason. And do we have to vote two people out since Nolan died?

Nolan's Spirit: *Softly write Mech for his vote*

Mech: *sees another vote for himself* Nolan...I'll KILL YOU!!!! Uh...whoops...I guess that wasn't politically correct...

Face: (conf) I vote for someone I've hated for ever who deserves an Arrow to the head I vote *pauses and grins and puts in a piece of paper only making you see an E* also now I will be a top dog. They are all goiung down.

Luxa: *smirks* Theese confessions are juicy.

Luxa: Hurry and vote when I shoot my arrows then we'll see who will go.

Mech: Can I go home already? Since, OBVIOUSLY Face, Dead Nolan, and Talen voted for me?

Face: I did no such thing heck you could only see an E an last time I checked the second letters in both of Leon's and Your name is an e

Courtney:(CONF)Mech can't go home

Evan:(conf.)Mech *rolls eyes*

Yasendelia: Any more votes?

Face: This is too great.

Face: Fine I hav a confession I voted for! (conf) * scratches Mech into the wall*

Mech: *looks slightly hurt* How's about we vote out someone who didn't do the challenge?

Face: How bout we vote for a self centwred jerk with No life * Grits his teeth and Luxa gets in*

Luxa: Hey Yas lets read the votes and snd sometone to the meteor quick!

Mech: *gets parachute* I'm gonna need this...

Courtney:Before you leave*kisses Mech*I wanted to give you that

Yasendelia: Okay, Mech, Mech, Me-Oh Just Bye Mech! *sends him in a spacepod and it sends him off somewhere unknown* And on a lighter note, Leon, you received two votes, so bye bye! *does the same to him as Mech*

Yasendelia: Well, this was an interesting first day. Join us next time!

Luxa: NEXT FEMALE OVER HERE WILL GO WITH HIM! And with out a pareashute *takes it way from Mech* Bye * shoots Mech with an arrow and he flys out towards the meteor* Bye *shooots Leon and it does the same*

Talen: *Smirks at the meteor* "Well, I'm truly disappointed, Mech. I had thought you'd put up more of a struggle before being voted off..."

Day Two
Yasendelia: Commence day two.

Maria(CONF): I may not have known Mech, but Kate liked him a lot, so Talen better watch his back. Right when he thinks I let it go, he's going to go through the worst torture possible.

Kate: *looks like a wreck* GO AWAY! Yeah! I'm talking to you. YEAH! MECH!!!!

Talia: uhh... (CONF) Too much Drama... O.O

Maria: *starts working on another transporter.*

Courtneyu:(CONF)I loved the kiss I gave Mech*dreamily*Ahhh

Face: Kate? He's dead. He got hit with an arrow and is now pinned on a meteor. Hey maybe you could be with him. If you get voted off you guys can be togethor til eath.

Courtney:DEAD*hits Face*

Face: *smirks and grabs her fist and turns it quickly sending Courtney to the ground* Mess with me again and I'll break it *grins and sits on a log*

Courtney:Oh yeah break my hand

Maria:*uses one of her old transporters to summon Chuck Norris* Do you really want to break her hand now Face?

Talen: *Chuckles quietly at the chaos around him*

Kate: Mess with Mech and I'LL brake you, Court! Cause we KISSED. Mech and I! *starts crying*

Jake: *uses her old transporter and summons Eminem* Kill them all.

Courtney:Okay..

Jake: *randomly cusses in Courtney's face*

Kate: I MISS MY MECH-Y! *starts weeping*

Courtney:Why you smiling about Talen?

Stitches: *to Face* That's what actually happens? *silence* Wee! I want a go!

Jake: *grins*

Talia: *chuckles nervously*

Courtney:You haven't talk what's the deal Tailia

Face: SDUre * Grabs Courtney's hand Pulls it over his shoulder and pulls down on it snapping the bone like a twig* There * pushes her to the ground and walks away*

Face: Maria leave me alone * pushes her to the ground and hits CVhuck Norris sending him back to earth*

Kate:(CONF) Court is so el-im-in-at-ted if she thinks that Mech and Court are CANNON! And he's comming back. I'm calling my lawyers! *starts weeping*

Lizzie: (CONF) I don't know if they know this but I'm Webly's friend and their treating me like crap here...Webly said it was fun. Maybe it's time for me to find my Zach!

Talen: *Walks over to Kate* "I told you I'd get the last laugh...It's just a shame you didn't take me seriously..."

Kate: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!!! *punches Talen to the ground*

Maria: I can torture you worse then you can imagine Talen, so leave Kate alone.

Courtney:*calls 9-1-1*Hello some guy name Face broke my arm and I need an ambulance*crying a little*no don't arrest

Kate: *loudly so 911 could hear it* IF YOU BROKE YOUR ARM YOU'D BE CRYING IN PAIN! FAKER!

Evan:*is reading a book ignoring them*

Lizzie: Talia, can you come here for a second.

Face: *helps Talen up and whispers to him so no one can here* Listen lets be real you and me art the best atoganists here so lets work togethor I have a perfect plan to get two knit wits on the riegn for power *smirks*

Talia: Umm... what, Lizzie?

Lizzie: I think we could have a awesome alliance! Especially if our goal is Courtney!

Talen: *Murmurs* "I'm listening..."

Evan:*notices Talen and Face and walks up to them*What are you 2 doing,alliance plans?

Talia: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Sure!

Face: Nothng you need to know you nosy wench! *whispers back to Talen* Let's face it we are the best competitors here we just need to destroy theese athetic twits and we will be victorious and win the million. WHat do you say?

Lizzie: That's awesome!

Evan: *looks at Face* I think I can "help" you,but There's someone else I want out

Face: AGreed. We all have an understanding now lets attack the girls as now that Mech is gone they're vulnreable *sneers*

Challenge Two
Yasendelia: Today's challenge is to search through a pile of egg salad. In the egg salad there are letters that spell out my name. When you spell out my name, you move onto the egg and spoon race. First person across the finish line with their egg perfectly fine wins immunity. Does it sound easy?

Kate: EGGS? Ewwwwwwwww......EGG SALAD! *screams* MAYO! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Yasendelia: I'll take that as a yes. Go!

Kate: I'm a SINGER! *face lights up* And a dancer! *dances through the egg salad* D! I FOUND A D!

Courtney:*Searches*oooh a Y*grabs it*

Kate: WOO! YEAH! *high-fives Court* (CONF) Maybe she isn't that bad. Miss yeah Mech. *blows a kiss*

Courtney:*searches*Ewww I got ranch all over me

Kate: EWWW! *kicks through egg salad and pulls up her foot* I HAVE AN "A" STUCK TO MY FOOT!

Courtney:*finds a S*Yes got an Y and a S

Stitches: OOh! Egg salad! *dives into the boy's pool on accident*

Kate: NO! STITCHES! *pulls her out* IN TO OURS! *puches her in*

Courtney:OWWWW *finally relizes the pain in her arm**crying on floor*

Face: Girlz complain about a little lunch huh? * flips into the water*

Stitches: But that one was cool! *tries to get back but ends up getting punched again*

Talia: *looks through egg salad* I found a N!

Courtney:I NEED AN AMBULANCE!*crying*

Stitches: Shut up you wart.

Kate: *calls 911*

Courtney:Kate have this*gives her Y,S,and L*

Maria:*looks through the salad, and find a Y*

Yasendelia: STOP THE FRICKIN NONSENSE! ON THIS PLANET OUR EMERGENCY NUMBER ISN'T 911 AND IF YOU KEEP THIS ACT GOING FOR ONE MORE SECOND I'M GONNA ELIMINATE YOU FROM THIS COMPETITION! *silence*

Stitches: I found a D!

Kate: I feel so weird......*sits down* Sorry ma'am.

Talen: "Another mind-numbingly dull challenge...pity..." *Dives into the boy's egg salad*

Face: *takes an A a Y and a S* Hey look it's what you all are! - the y and add an S

Talia: *picks up a E* Yes, now all we need is L, I, and A!

Maria:*finds a I, and gives it to Talia.* You have the best chance of winning for our team so far.

Kate: *grabs an "L"* LETZ DO TIS!

Talia: *finds an A* EEEEEEEEE! Let's build it! *gives letters to Kate*

Kate: *begins to build* Yeah...*spells "Yaasdelien"* Hows that?

Face: Talen catch * throws another egg to him yet misses and hits the firls eggs* *grins* Oops.

Courtney:*comes back with cast*Hello again

Stitches: Yasendelia! We're done! Someone do the egg and spoon race thingy.

Maria:*starts the egg and spoon race thingy*

Maria:*finishes.*

Elena: Yay, we won?

Yasendelia: Yes you did! Congrats. Alpha Males, someone must be taking the boot tonight.

Alpha Males Vote (2)
Yasendelia: Vote one person out. This will leave you with seven people remaining on your tribe.

Talen: *Folds his arms contemptuously* "I'll admit that we did not perform as well as I had hoped...although, surrounded by idiots, what else was I to expect? The weak must continue to fall, and Karl is next in line. Farewell, fool."

Evan:(Conf.) I vote Karl,I did something last challenge,he didn't