Total Drama Author 4

A lot of people think that they are great authors. Over half of these people are mediocre. This is not only a camp where people are getting their writing skills improved but they are competing to be the best author.... Who will prove that they have the skills? Who will crumble under the pressure? Who will rise to the occasion?

'''This... is... TOTAL! DRAMA! AUTHOR! 4!!!'''

How It Works

 * 1) Two teams of nine people each will be constructed.
 * 2) The teams will compete in challenges. (i.e. Write a story where Lindsay and Tyler break up OR write a story where Beth suddenly becomes popular OR write a story about the contest itself.)
 * 3) Sunshine and Chimmy will read and judge the stories, and determine which team wins.
 * 4) The winning team is invincible!
 * 5) Sunshine/Chimmy (Whoever judged the losing team) will pick whoever was the best author on the team that week.
 * 6) The best person on the losing team will pick two of their teammates to be up for elimination.
 * 7) The bottom two will give reasons to stay in the game.
 * 8) Nalyd will determine who goes home (The only guarantee that one is safe is if they're on the winning team, or they win an individual challenge).
 * 9) Repeat the above steps.
 * 10) Later in the game, there will be a merge, and the two teams will become the Best-Sellers.
 * 11) More challenges, stories, elimination.
 * 12) One author will be left and will be declared the best author ever!!

Contestants
This season eighteen contestants will compete. It is requested that people provide an avatar of themselves on the talk page. The first challenge will be up next Sunday. Sign-ups are closed!

Writing Gophers

 * 1) COKEMAN11 (PWNAGE)
 * 2) Darkdonpatch (I am here to improve my writing skills)
 * 3) GM -(Hopefully I can win adminship)
 * 4) KoopaKidJr.- Time to put my writing skills to the test!
 * 5) Turnertang- Ready to get fourth place again!
 * 6) Weblykinly (i expect to get pass the first couple of eliminations then fail, this is going to be fun!)

Typing Bass

 * 1) Jason. -My first time!
 * 2) NIzzy (NIzzy is back! XD)
 * Shane - I want to show you all that I can write!
 * 1) Tyedye Oh my god! I'm on a TDAuthor! Expect me to fail! (Also expect occasional British English spelling, Britain is just awsome like that XD)

Eliminated

 * Anonymos- I've made my decision! I'm competing, so ya'll better watch out, cause nobody's going to stand in my way this time
 * Ezekielguy-Bring...it.
 * Tdifan1234-Maybe I'll get farther in this season than last.... XD
 * Benthegame-Finally in. I'm goin all the way!
 * Tdafan123-I`ve improved my writing, so I`m ready
 * 1) Cards777- I did good last season!!!
 * 2) Kenzen - Bring it on, Wait is that a bull dont bring it on ahh*runs away from the bull*
 * 3) YoshiPerson (This should be fun! I love writing! All I need is the time to do it... (XD)

Elimination Table
Color Code:

[User] = Writing Gopher

[User] = Typing Bass

WIN = Won that week's challenge

BOW = Was the best of the worst/nominator that week

SAFE = Was not eliminated that week

NOM = Was in nominated but was not eliminated

OUT = Was eliminated

N No story was submitted by this person this week.

I Incomplete story was submitted by this person this week.

1 Anonymos was on the winning team, but dropped out.

2 Kenzen was on the winning team, but dropped out.

Week One Chat
* scene opens up to an epic stadium*

Announcer:Welcome to...TOTAL! DRAMA! AUTHOR! 4! *contestants come out of opening in dome to thunderous applause, but the backdrops fall over, revealing a random mess hall, and Sunshine playing a track of applause*

Nalyd: ...I said a big, giant stadium, Chimmy! What did you do?

Chimmy:How would you spend 2 bucks?! (XD)

Nalyd: *brings everyone into a library* You will all be staying here in the library for the next give or take sixteen weeks! FOUR MONTHS OF WRITING! Have fun. *leaves and goes to office*

Anonymos: Fortunately for me, those four months won't be anywhere near the period of time when I have to leave for the annual three weeks.

GM: Well, hi!!

NIzzy: Hiya guys!

GM: Hi NIzzy!!! *goes around and greets himself to everyone* (XD)

Turnertang: I'm back everyone! (Does a handstand)

Chimmy:*hops in* Hey, guys! Hey, I actually recognize most of you this time! (XD)

Shane: Um, hi guys! *starts to read a book*

GM: Hey, Shane!!!

Cards: Hey guys!! I'm ready to write!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I thought I should do that now! Chimmy, are we going to have to write around Christmas????

Shane: Hey GM! I can't wait to start this. Hopefully, it's not due today.

Dark:*a diffent bus comes in and Dark comes out with his staright jacket and black angel wings* um can someone get my things?

Koops: Oh. My. GOD!!!

Dark: WhaT?

NIzzy: O.o

Dark: Fine i am suppose to be a darker clone of this pixie named um Brightshine Pasta.

Cards: *points at Dark* HI!!!!!!!!! *releases Dark from straight jacket*

Chimmy:Sorry, guys, IDK when the challenge will be up! :(

Dark:Okay oh do you guys know any pixis here because i am suppose to be a clone of one it's called or close to Brightshine Pasta?

Chimmy:Oh, you mean Sunshine! ^^. Yeah, she's co-co-hosting! (XD)

Dark: Sunshine? hmmm no wonder i am the dark angel of here (Dark angel: born at the same time as the pixie is the copy of it but bears no relationship or DNA to each other but the same age as it and hair color(kinda).Did i just gave out the Dark Angel thing?

Chimmy:Yup! (XD)

Dark-Meh,I am already got out of Demon Angel Jail so i am loose out in this place luckily they cant catch me here.

Cards: I have a question Chimmy, on the rules when it says that the only guarantee that you are safe is if you win invincibility or if your team wins, but if you are the best author on the losing team, and you pick 2 authors to be put up for elimination, doesn't that mean that the best author on the losing team is safe too?

Tdafan:*arrives*Hey everyone!Great to be back!

NIzzy: Fan of TDA! Nice to see you!(XD FAIL)

Cards: HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chimmy:IDK Cards, I don't really know how this thing works yet...but I assume you would be!

Tdafan:Well,hopefully I can get to the merge this season

Chimmy:Well, since I'm a host, I'm not supposed to be picking favorites, but...all of you have a great shot!

Tdafan:I can`t wait for the challenge!

Dark: I hope there is no Harold voting this season *what you think i dont live in the human world well i live in a apartment).

Tdafan:I just realized TBTDIF isn`t here.He should,he`s a great author

Cards: I thought he was signed up, but he missed sign-ups.

Tdafan:*high fives Cards*Whats up dude!Glad you could make it!

Dark: *trying to meditate but cant concentrate* UGH! I thought this was a library why is it so loud?

NIzzy: *pokes Dark* XD

Tdafan:I`m gonna go unpack*goes to wherever they stay*

Cards: *pokes Dark with NIzzy*

Tdafan:*pokes Dark*This is better than cable!(XD)

Cards: *pokes Dark with NIzzy* Let's play a game!! To play, you first state your username, and a made-up hobby!! I'll go first!! My username is Cards777, and my hobby is poking things with a stick!! (LOL XD!!!!!!) (Wizards of Waverly Place reference)

Tdafan:I`m Tdafan123 and I like to eat computers(LOL)

NIzzy: I'm NIzzy and I like visting mental hospitals. (XD)

GM: I'm GM and I like pie. (XD)

Tdafan:Ummm,now what?

NIzzy: EVA CLOUD! *runs away* (Good times XD)

GM: Let's state our username and say something we don't do.

Dark: I am Dark i Write in the Death Note *Grabs both TDAfan and NIzzy and thorws them*

Cards: I'm Cards777, and I don't jump off cliffs!! I don't push people off cliffs either! Or do I? (XD)

GM: I'm GM and I don't do anything. (XD)

NIzzy: I'm NIzzy and I don't do math homework XD

Shane: I'm Shane and I don't do buttons, I HATE buttons. IDK why but I just do.

Jason: I'm Jason and I get confused easily...wait, huh?

Tdafan:*goes into Nalyds office and does prank calls*Hello,you just won a million dollars*pause*No,this isn`t Tdafan123 this is...321nafadt(XD)*pause*No,I`m not interested in any Christmas ornaments,thank you(LOL)

Sunshine: *bursts out of Nalyd's epic office* FINALLY!!! I've been locked in there since the end of last season!!! (XD)

Dark: Your Sunshine *bursts out laughinh* Your the pixie that i am suppose to be the Demon Angel *Laughs*

Sunshine: OMG DEMON ANGEL THINGY!!! *pokes him/her repeatedly* (IDK, sorry XD)

Dark: ugh your more annoying then i thought and besides do you even know what Dark Angels are there clones of pixie

Tdafan:I made the best prank call!

Chimmy:DUN. DUN. DUUUNNNN! (XD couldn't resist)

Dark: I thought thiws was a libary (WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STAR)

Sunshine: *to Dark* YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!!! *pinches cheeks XD* I'm gonna call you Iggy!!! (First challenge starts tomorrow.)

Dark: ugh well at least your not and Punk/Emo/Goth fangirl

Tdafan:*spray paints on Nalyds wall 'YoshiPerson Wuz Her'*

Sunshine: Speaking of Punk/Emo/Goth fangirl-ness, Chimmy, is Shadii-kun here???

Turnertang: Who's Shadii-kun?

Tdafan:(CONF)This is my season! I am way better than i was last season,I got this

Anonymos: Shadow, of course! Silly, Turnertang!

Sunshine: *pokes pic*

Tdafan:*shakes Nonnys hand*Hey,so sorry you lost last season(I regret mentioning that XD)

Dark: (rules if an Dark angel and Pixie clones meet:The dark angel cant harm the Pixie and the pixie can use the Dark Angel -_-)

Nalyd: Listen up, everyone! Stay out of my office, or you're ELIMINATED. Anyway, ready for... the first challenge?

Tdafan:I`m...ready*gulps*(XD)

CK11: Bring...it...on. *smirks*

Sunshine: *Spongebob voice* I'm ready! I'm ready! Oh, wait, I'm a host...

Chimmy:Ya, Shadow IS here! He's in my room! ^^

GM: I'm working on my story. I'm on the third page! (XD)

Chimmy:*jaw drops*

Shane: My first challenge! I'm so excited! I'll work on it now. I hope my story will be okay.

Jason: Hey NIzzy. Whats up?

CK11: 2nd story! YES! (XD)

Chimmy:*o.o's at the image names XD*

Kenzen:I am very nervous

Shane: FINALLY DONE! I hope it's good.

Jason: It's funny how were all doing it tonight, when it's due by thursday.

Dark: I might fix mine but meh.

Kenzen:Hows mine

Chimmy:*does her best not to get involve, but is still failing XD*

YP: Hey, guys! I love writing! I can't wait to get into this camp!

Ezekielguy: How do you guys like mine so far?

Tdafan:Mine`s done!

GM: Mine's done it'll be posted tomorrow my 7 page story.

Tdafan:*watches a movie*

Weblykinly: Hey, sorry I'm late but I'm here.

CK11: *notices the absence of Nonny's story* He's probably writing it.

Cards: Well, it's only Sunday, and it's due Thursday. I'm gonna finish my story tomorrow, that is if I don't have a lot of homework!

CK11: I just write the story the day it is assigned to prevent homework from getting in the way.

Cards: I'm trying to get my stories finished as soon as possible, because last season, I waited til' the last day or two until it was due, and I missed 3 stories last season, and that's what got me eliminated.

CK11 (conf): At the beginning of last season, I counted Chimmy and Cards out. Mostly Cards because I saw Chimmy write. I still counted Cards out, but then he placed sixth. He's a good author overall. That means he'll be tough to beat.

CK11: Same, but I only missed one.

Cards: *goes to finish story*

NIzzy: I usually finish my homework as soon as I get it, so I can spend more time writing my story over a couple of days. :D

GM: My masterpiece is.... uhh *looks at it to choose* (XD)

Tdafan:I personally think my story this week is better than both my stories last season

CK11: Both your stories? *remembers when Tdafan technically saved him from elimination* Oh, yeah... Agreement on that.

Tye: Wow, only 3 people haven't started their stories... and I'm one of them... I feel so special! =D (XD, I have started, but it's just not up here 'cuz I'm actually writing it.)

Tdafan:I can`t wait for results!

NIzzy: Me too. *hi-5's Tdafan*

GM: The results should be soon.

Tdafan:*eats some chips*I`m bored

Dark: Hey TDAFAN theres a bazooka in the hosts lounge

Dark:*concam* I thing i just sent a devil for a bomb

Cards: I'm finished!

GM: (CONF) I hope my team wins.

Dark (CONF): eats a PB and J

Cards: (CONF) I hope the Gophers win! Sorry Bass, but I'm cheering for my team. Last season, my team lost the first challenge, so this season, maybe my team can win the first challenge!

Tdafan:I can tell it`s gonna be a close decision

NIzzy: *nods*

Chimmy:I think I already know which team's losing, but I can't be certain.

Shane: (CONF) I really hope I don't go first. I'll be happy if my story gets a moderate review, though.

Cards: I already know which team is going to win!!!! It's the [put team name here]!!!

Shane: (CONF) I hope we can we please hurry this up. The suspense is killing me! Also, I want to know the results tonight so I can write tommorow. I'm traveling tommorow and I won't be able to go online much, let alone, type for the compitition. *looks around* Now that I think about it, what's the point of a confessional? Everyone's gonna see it anyway.

Shane: Sorry if I'm being rude. I'm so nervous. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs in circles*

CK11: *runs up to Nalyd's office but rembers remark* Oh, yeah. *gets caught by booby trap* AAGH! A BOOBY TRAP!

Harold (CONF): *somehow in confessional* He said Boobies!

Producer: Wrong tape! Darn it! (XD)

Tdafan:*waits for results*

Tye: Hey! No waiting for results until I'm done with my story! (XD)

Dark:Tye it's fair because you will get an extra day or something because tomorrow is the results.

Tye: I have another couple of hours. I do my best writing after everyone in my house is asleep, anyways. I don't really know why. (XD)

Anonymos: I don't think the Typing Bass need to nominate anyone, as I am dropping out of the contest. The only reason I joined was so that I could win and prove to myself that I am actually a top author. I realize now that I already am, and don't need the title to prove it. And besides, with me in the running, I don't think I would've given the new contestants a fair chance. So, to the other authors, I wish you good luck; you'll need it in this contest.

Tye: *jaw drops*

Anonymos: I figured I'd get a reaction or two like that...

Tye: You don't need to quit! At least stay in a week or two! (XD)

Anonymos: *Shrugs.* I think I made the right decision.

Shane: No you didn't. I want to compete against you. Please don't leave.

Tye: See? No one wants you to leave. Stay in the competition and have fun writing, please?

Chimmy:*sighs* If that's what you want, Nonny...*mutters under breath* There goes my bet with my friend...(XD JK)

Anonymos: (Sighs.) No, I think I should go.

Nalyd: Guys, follow me.

Dark: Well then looks like I have to step it up if i want to say and I didn't know (well then I will have to make it better).

Tdafan:Nonny,don't leave!You deserve it more than me I'll tell you what

NIzzy: Nonny don't leave! :'(

Challenge One
Okay, since this is a new season, your first challenge is to write a new season premier! We've done new Total Drama Island premiers, but this week you need to write a new Total Drama Action premier! It needs to include all fourteen of the original competitors in season two. You can do any movie genre, any prize, any elimination, as long as it makes sense. You will be judged on creativity, originality, spelling, grammar, and how in-character the characters act. (Since the season one finale, not after all of the stuff in season two, so DJ doesn't have an alliance with Chef, Gwen and Trent are still dating, Harold isn't truly epic yet, etc.) The stories are due Thursday. Sunshine will judge the Gophers, Chimmy will judge the Bass.

Judging
Nalyd: This week, I will judge the Gophers, and Chimmy will judge the Bass. Judging will be done like last season (Not the score out of ten system.) Sunshine, Chimmy, you don't have to have all the reviews done at once, you could post one or two at a time if you want.

Chimmy's Reviews (Bass)

 * Benthegame:This story was funny in parts. For instance, I absolutely LOVED when Leshawna slapped Heather. However, PLEASE don’t use script format from now on. There were some grammar mistakes as well.
 * Ezekielguy:This story was hilarious! The random Alaskan bald man made me LOL, though it did seem a bit of a side-trip to the actual story. Poor Duncan! Unfortunatly, that’s all I have to say about it. You didn’t complete your story.
 * Jason:This story was pretty cool! Izzy was crazy, Lindsay was dumb, and everyone else seemed to be in character. Katie coming back really surprised me! However, you had some grammar mistakes. You shouldn’t put more than one individual talking in the same paragraph, which you did many times.
 * Kenzen:This was awesome! I absolutely loved everything Lindsay said, and Duncan was as awesome as ever. However, you had a ton of grammer issues. The beginnings of sentences weren’t capitalized, people spoke more than once in a paragraph, and so on and so on.
 * NIzzy:This story was really nice! Izzy smashing her guitar on Heather’s head was too funny! However, I’m subtracting points for eliminating Duncan. XD. JK, BTW, but I did notice that you forgot some commas in places.
 * Shane:This is just an awesome story, though I thought you were calling Harold a nerd-ette for a while XD. You gave me a new nickname for Owen, made me laugh at Lindsay and Beth, and I practically died of laughter at the Ezekiel reference. It’s funny at the rendezvous part, because I always joke with my friends about how it’s spelled. The macaroni part connects to my life as well. However, you were missing some commas, and I think you had some spelling mistakes too, ironically.
 * Tdafan: This is an OK story, but….you still had a lot of grammar mistakes. The commas seemed to be everywhere, the beginnings of sentences weren’t capitalized, and all in all, the story seemed a bit short.
 * Tdifan: From what I can see, it was a funny and good story....just not complete.
 * Tyedye: First of all, let me make something clear: I’m pretty sure you amazed us all by finishing your story at 12:30 in the morning. Duncan’s line about cars made me LOL, and I loved the Survivor reference. I personally liked the new voting system better than the old one. You had some slight grammar and spelling mistake, but that is inevitable when rushing.

Nalyd's Reviews (Gophers)

 * Anonymos - The story started off really great, all the characters being used very well! However, the silent movie, while a unique choice, hurt the story as it really didn't have much potential. The challenge didn't ruin the story, but I don't know how much it really helped you... The story got better near the end, but I think it ended kind of weakly. Overall, everyone stayed in character which is awesome, very original, great grammar, and spelling, and this story was a pleasure to read.
 * Cards777 - The beginning was a lot like the real series, specifically Justin, Beth, and Trent. I liked Lindsay missing Tyler, though. I like the challenge idea. The snowball challenge was a great idea. I wish you'd made up Christmas carols instead of existing ones, but it's fine - This isn't Total Drama Carols. The story was original and creative, but their were problems with spelling and grammar.
 * COKEMAN11 - I liked the recap, very funny! Everything before the theme song was great! A girl named Matt... Awesome! The rest of the chapter's content was great, but the ending seemed a little rushed. I think that if you added some content to it, this story would be one of the best this week.
 * Darkdonpatch - Script stories are not allowed in Total Drama Author, however since I forgot to put that in the challenge, I can't deduct for it... The grammar wasn't very good and neither was spelling.
 * GM - The plot to this was quite original and creative. I think everyone was in character. Not many notable grammar or spelling problems.
 * KoopaKidJr. - This story started out without the introduction, and I think you needed one. The rest of the story had the characters very in character. I knew you'd be good at standard format instead of script. Very creative and original. But the ending seemed rushed, as the elimination happened right at the end of the challenge.
 * Turnertang - The grammar error you usually have is ending a quote with a period. The story seemed too short and rushed to be finished. I hope you work on grammar and completeness of the story for next time.
 * Weblykinly - Script stories are not allowed in Total Drama Author, however since I forgot to put that in the challenge, I can't deduct for it... There were grammar problems throughout.
 * YoshiPerson - Don't worry about indenting, it isn't necessary. The challenge was very well written, and very creative and very original and I really like it! Well done!

And the Winner is...
Nalyd: Chimmy and Sunshine, who do you think should be the winning team?

Chimmy:I think the Gophers!

Nalyd: I agree, so the Gophers win! (I'd wait for Sunshine, but I don't think she's on...) The best of the worst is... Tyedye! Well done Tyedye, I'll let you and the Bass talk for a while and decide who to nominate.

Tdafan:*is scared*Don`t nominate me

Shane: I'm a tad scared too.

Tye: Alrighty, Bass, let's do this quick, simple, and in a TDI manner. Vote for one person you think should be in the bottom two, and then the two people with the most votes will be my choice. My vote goes for Tdifan. Sorry, but you didn't finish your story.

Shane: Sorry, but my vote goes to Zeke. You didn't complete your story dude. I'm very sorry.

Jason: Zeke.

Tdafan:*sighs*This is hard but Zeke(CONF)It was hard to vote for one of my closest friends

Elimination Ceremony One
The Bass: *walk into the main room of the library and line up in front of Nalyd*

Nalyd: Okay... Tyedye, first nominee and why. (Nonny's quit is not official until the elimination ceremony)

(CONF)Kenzen:I admit i was scared I thought I was a meh author but if i go first i will admit i will be sad but i will admit i thought i did good with my story this week

Tye: Tdifan. She didn't complete her story.

Nalyd: Second nominee and why, please.

Tye: Zeke, he also had an unfinished story.

Nalyd: Okay... Tdifan, Zeke, step forward... Now, Tdifan, why do you deserve to stay?

Tdifan: I think I deserve to stay because even though I don't have much time to finish stories, I still love writing and this competition has improved my writing so much! Take a look at my first couple stories on the first season, and then look at my (fraction of a) story here. Which one's better? XD Seriously. You can see how much I've improved. Also, being the runner-up of the first season and making it to the final 5 in the second season, I might have a shot at getting far this season, too. I'd really like to make it farther than last season (XD That was a fail last season), but if I don't I'll accept it and move on. *takes a bow*

Nalyd: Tdifan, I can't count previous seasons in determining things... Zeke, why do you deserve to stay?

(Kenzen:So everyone else is safe)

(Nalyd: Unless I think somebody else should have gone...)

Zeke: Well, this may not change much...But I had the whole story written down on a pad of paper. I just never had enough time to get it all down. I had schoolwork, family events, blah blah blah.

Nalyd: Thank you... *pull out cell phone* Nonny, get down to the main room, I need to talk to you immediately.

Anonymos: (Bursts in.) Sorry, I'm late.

Nalyd: Nonny... Do you want to stay and compete, or walk out the door there. *Points to door*

Anonymos: I feel it would be best for me to go, but all of my competition urges me to go on competing, I have decided to... go. Sorry to all who wanted me to stay, but I feel that this is the right thing to do.

Nalyd: Well, who am I to stop you? Good-bye, Nonny. You're a good author. Now you need to walk down the Book Check-Out of Shame, and ride the Public Bus of Losers.

Anonymos: Bus? Oh, no, I don't take the bus. (Gets dragged onto the bus.) Evidently I do... Bye, all!!

Nalyd: Tdifan, Zeke, you're safe... for now...

Week Two Chat
Nalyd: Challenge soon.

NIzzy: Last time on-! Wait I'm not the host... (XD)

Koops: Priceless NIzzy! Priceless!!!

NIzzy: *backs away from Koops*

Chimmy:I can't believe Nonny's gone, but oh well! Good luck to the rest of you!

Weblykinly: After what happened yesterday, I really need to try harder and be as careful as I can.

Koops: I can't believe we lost Nonny, and we won!!!

NIzzy: *sigh* ...

Jason: I'm nervous about the next challenge.

NIzzy: Yeah...

GM: NONNY IS GONE!!!

NIzzy: ...

Dark: Whats wrong Nizzy?

YP: We won, and yet lost a player... Ironic, isn't it? Let's win, Gophers!!!!!

Dark: I know YP now I think we are the Screaming Gaffers now

Shane: May we please push the date back until Friday or Saturda? I won't be able to get my story up until then. I understand if you can't, though.

CK11: Done. It's a continuation of a story Sprink describes as "very sweet." I'm thinking of putting the original up on the fanfic wiki as a one-shot. ... *goes to do so*

Tdafan:*sighs*I can't believe Nonny quit,he probably would've won this time

CK11: Yeah, and I'd get 2nd, 3rd, or 4th. Wait, no, save fourth for Turnertang. He's gotten it every time he's competed. So I'd get 2nd, 3rd, or possibly 5th if Nonny didn't quit. But I'm not suggesting I'll win...or am I? (XD)

Tdafan:I know I won't win,but as long as I get to the merge,I'll be fine

Cards: I don't know what I'll place this season, as long as I get my stories finished, I might do better than last season. Speaking of finishing my story, *starts story*

Kenzen:Can we add a character to it if so like make me Izzy's Husband in the story

CK11: Husband? O.O Anyway, who likes my story?

Tdafan:Haven't read it,Check out mine please

CK11: It's funny.

Tdafan:Mine?Anyway,yours was good.I liked it.LOL his secret gaming clan

CK11: Yeah, yours is funny. I almost forgot to put that in but then I remembered his TDI Interactive Bio...

Kenzen:My story is five years later

CK11: Ah...

Kenzen: And my story is a drama

Shane: I'm finally done with mine! And I was on time!

Cards: Finished! I'm bored! What do we do now? Blah, blah, blah. Pudding! Blah, blah blah. Library. *goes insane* I forgot, Bye Nonny, you were a great author!

Challenge Two
This week you need to write about a TDI character's holiday break! They can celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Year's, or Boxing Day! The stories will be judged on grammar, spelling, and creativity! We ask that you do not do a parody of a holiday story. Script stories are strictly prohibited. Stories are due Thursday!

Nalyd's Announcement
Nalyd: Due to lack of reviews, the winners were decided on which team had the most stories missing. The Gophers have 2 missing stories, while the Bass have 3. The Bass lose. You guys can talk in this section to decide which two will be nominated. I suggest you all submit two votes, and whichever two people get the most votes go up. (Just a thought XD)

Tdafan:Zekey and Ben,sorry guys :/

Kenzen:I vote Zekey and Ben Sorry guys (Tdifan is a great author ind i am giving her a chance)

Jason: Zeke and Ben.

(Sunshine: I was just about to finish my reviews. XD Sorry, guys...)

(Chimmy:Ditto with Sunshine XD)

(Kenzen:Put them up still PLEASE)

(Weblykinly:Me too, I want to know what to be improving on)

(Dark:still put them up because most people want to see their results)

Tye: Aww... no Best of the Worst? (XD) Anyways... Ben and...umm... Zeke. Although I dislike following a crowd, it is in my best decision to vote with everyone else. That, and if I vote someone else it won't count because there are already enough votes against Ben and Zeke. (XD)

(Nalyd: Sunshine, Chimmy, next time post the story reviews one at a time instead of all at once, k?)

Elimination Ceremony Two
Typing Bass: *arrive*

Nalyd: Um... *randomly picks somebody* Kenzen, who did your team pick and why? (Both nominees)

Kenzen:*stands up on stage sweating *Umm..*Spotlight flashes on him* Um The Team picked Zeke and Ben we felt that Tdifan deserved a chance and the Zeke and Ben were the best choices That is all*meets team*Good luck you two

Nalyd: So... you picked them because they're the best choices... not much of a reason but okay. *Zeke and Ben step forward* Zeke, why do you deserve to stay?

Kenzen:No i couldn't think okay geez

Zeke: I have NO reason. You should just get on with it and boot me out. I just wasn't cut out to do this because of school and stuff.

Nalyd: Zeke, I agree, and it's your time to go. Remember, whenever I've read your stories where you put lots of effort, I've been amazed and impressed. Now you need to walk down the Book Check-Out of Shame, and ride the Public Bus of Losers.

Week Three Chat
Nalyd: *goes into office*

Dark: Pressure is now getting to everyone!

Chimmy:*sneaks into Nalyd's office, pops up behind him* Hey, Nalyd! I've got the challenge idea!

Dark: *Is sitting on the bench right by Nayld's office*

Sunshine: *starts singing* Everybody sing, like it's the last time you will ever sing... tell me, tell me, can you feel the pressure now... (That was "Born For This" by Paramore. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. XD)

GM: *walks away and gets a pop-tart* MMMM.....strawberry....(XD)

Dark: Hey Sunshine do you know where the cokes are?

Nalyd: Fine, Chimmy, go post the challenge... Remember to include paragraph form, spelling, grammar, due Thursday...

Dark: Nayld can I get off this bench now?

Sunshine: Well, Dark... go straight for 3.5 miles, turn left, go three feet, jump off the waterfall, avoid the raphids, journey through the desert, fight off the giant epic man-eating kangaroo, and in its lair you'll find a fridge, which should have cokes in it unless I forgot to go shopping again. *long pause* Or you could just look in the fridge that's right behind you. (XD)

Dark: Can you get it because Nayld told me to stay on this bench and no Diet

Tye: Can you guys review the stories from last week, even though it doesn't matter anymore? Everyone wants you to.

Dark: Hey Tye can you get me a soda?

Tye: *tosses Dark a Coke*

Dark: Hey it's Smirnoff!

CK11: *comes in with Cherry Coke* mmmm...

Tye: For the challenge, can we write about when they were in kindergarten? I've been thinking of a funny story involving Geoff, Trent, Duncan, and the principal's office for a while now.

Chimmy:Sure, as long as it meets the requirments.

Shane: If it's alright, may I do the kindergarden thingy too?

Chimmy:As long as it's not a copy of Tye's.

Shane: From what I just read, I highly doubt that.

CK11: My story's the only one up. What do you mean? (Why should it be in paragraph form?)

(Chimmy:Cause Nalyd told me to. XD)

Weblykinly: Hey, Chimmy, Sunshine or Nalyd what did you like and dislike about my story, last time! I've been wondering lately.

CK11: Same. (Did I do paragraph form right?)

(Chimmy:I don't think I'm allowed to comment...)

Turnertang: I think my story should be up today or tomorrow!

Shane: Mine should be up tonight.

Kenzen:Hey guys sorry team but i cant get my story up this week i hope i will be safe I will put my story up next week though

Shane: It's alright. I understand.

Kenzen:Thanks well it is Christmas week and i have H1N1 and so on...(Gifts, stress, headaches)

Turnertang: My story is up!!

Kenzen:Wish me luck guys i will need it

Challenge Three
For this week's challenge, you have to write about one or more TDI characters as babies/toddlers! It must be written in paragraph form, have proper spelling and grammar, and at least on TDI baby. The story must be about a typical day (Or not so typical!) in the young character's life. This story is due on Thursday, December 24. Merry Crossmas, everyone! (XD)

Judging
Nalyd: Chimmy gets Bass, Sunshine gets Gophers.

Chimmy's Reviews
Benthegame: No story, no review.

Jason: No story, except a title.

Kenzen: Again, only a title.

NIzzy:It sounds like it would have been epic…if you had only finished.

Shane:IMO, this was the best story this week. Everyone was is character, and I had several LOL moments. …why did I feel attracted to Trent after this story? XD, but that's beside the point. Awesome job!

Tdafan:It was funny…from what I could see. You didn’t complete your story.

Tdifan1234: No story, no review.

Tye: Epic XD. Everyone was in character, and the boys seemed to be having a great time! However…the story seemed to end rather abruptly. I would have LOVED to see more!

Sunshine's Reviews
Sunshine: First of all, I would like to give HUGE APOLOGIES both for my lateness this week and my lack of reviews the past two weeks. I'll do my best to be better with reviews from now on!

Cards777- No story, no review.

COKEMAN11- This explains so much. XD Courtney is hilarious in this story, and I love how much you made her act like a real-life little kid, especially in the first paragraph where she's asking all those questions. I didn't notice any spelling or grammar issues either. However, please try to split things into different paragraphs; don't have several people speaking in one paragraph. Other than that, great job!!!

Darkdonpatch- This was a pretty funny story (LOL at Dun-bear XD). Unfortunately, it's overflowing with grammar issues, usage issues, and so forth. To name a few: there were missing commas, quotation marks, periods, and other forms of punctuation in several places. The word "there" was used where it should have been "they're". Finally, things like "-His parents were speechless-" should have simply been "His parents were speechless.", rather than a heading. Keep things like this in mind in the future!

GM- This was pretty cool, if a bit weird... and they didn't really seem like little kids. I like the idea of a little kid detective team/secret agent thingy, but it would have been nice (and funny XD) if you'd made it more obvious that they were little kids somehow, like maybe having their "secret base" be a playhouse made from a cardboard box or something. Also, like CK11, don't have multiple people speaking in a single paragraph. Finally, I think "coldasack" should be written "cul-de-sac". Overall, a pretty good story, except for the aforementioned issues.

KoopaKidJr.- This was actually pretty cute. LOL at the fudgesicle. XD Though short, it was pretty much a complete story, and I noticed no spelling or grammar issues. However, I don't see how Owen could "run away", as you wrote, if he was learning how to walk in the story. XD Nice job overall!

Turnertang- L. O. L. That was pure hilarious insanity. XD I feel so bad for that poor Mary. However, some of the events seemed a little too random, coming out of nowhere. I wish you'd either shown when all the events happened or had transistions. Also, I notice your writing seems to always use the format, "'[Blah Blah Blah],' [person] said/other word meaning said as [actions]." If you were to use different sentence structures in your writing and mix it up a bit, it would be a lot more interesting and a lot more exciting. Keep that in mind, okay?

Weblykinly- What you had up of this was pretty cute. Lindsay was very in character! XD However, you had some punctuation issues. First of all, when putting commas at the end of someone speaking, the comma should be inside the quotation marks. Secondly, make sure that you end someone speaking with some form of punctuation, in particular a comma, question mark, or exclaimation point. I assume the mispelling of Martha as "Marfa" towards the end was intentional. XD I hope you're here next week and finish your story, as I think you can be a really great author with a little improvement.

YoshiPerson- No story, no review.

And the winner is...
Nalyd: It goes without saying that the Bass lose AGAIN and Shane is the best of the worst! Shane, take a moment here to discuss with your team who you will nominate.

Tye: I say you shouldn't pick Kenzen, Jason, NIzzy, or Tdafan. They've had stories all the time except this once. Ben has missed one story, and Tdifan has missed all of them. I say you pick them.

Shane: It's a bit of an honor to be BOW, I guess. About sending someone, I agree with you. I know who I'm sending, please know that this is not easy for me to type. I send, Ben and Tdifan.

Dark: *setting up a prank for Nayld* ahahahahaah this is going to be so good.....*sees a note in Nayld's office and looks at it.....oh my gawd that is so corny *puts note in pocket*

Chimmy:*bursts into Nalyd's office* Hey, Renn-....wait, you aren't Nalyd!

Shane: Should I go get Nalyd? He's in the IRC.

Dark:...................*looks at chimmy in a state of shock and look pale* uhhhhhh *runs out with out her seeing his face*.

Chimmy:...who was that?! *gasps* It might have been....A MURDERER!!! *starts looking for Nalyd's body XD*

Dark: Oh ****, oh man this suck I almost got eliminated man why me and my naiveness!

Chimmy:*continues looking for body, ends up finding a secret picture XD*

Shane: Um, guys? Should I get Nalyd?

Chimmy:Ewww! *chucks picture out window XD*

Dark: *walks around but sees that his ID is gone* Oh no If my ID is there then Chimmy might eliminate me!

Chimmy:*trips into glue just before seeing Dark's ID XD*

Dark: aw man *sees Chimmy stuck in glue and helps and grabs his ID and leaves* close one!

Chimmy:NUUUU!!! THE MURDERER NEARLY GOT MEH! (XD fail)

Dark: Oh and Chimmy there is no bloody Murder Nayld just at his Mcdonalds

Chimmy:*gasps* YOU'RE THE MURDERER?! (XD more fail)

Dark: *has hoodie on so Chimmy doesn't know me and my voice is lighter* No I am not the murderer the was none and now you see I am now L....(Death Note refence)

Chimmy:*is confused, tilts head* So WHO IS the murderer? (XD)

Dark: There is none there hasn't been any you can go to your dorm now and relax

Chimmy:Wait, I have a dorm!? I've been sleeping on the floor for the pasr 2 weeks! (XD)

Dark: Thats why I haven't had a roommate!

Elimination Ceremony Three
Nalyd: Shane, nominees and why, please.

Shane: The first one is: Ben. The reason: He missed a story this time and last time. The second one is: Tdifan. The reason: She missed every single story the whole time. Tdifan, I'm so sorry. This isn't easy for me to type.

Nalyd: Okay, Ben and Tdifan, each of you, tell me why you deserve to stay.

Tdifan: Just eliminate me. I don't even have time to do this. With studying for midterms and other big tests, I can't be writing a new story every week. and besides, with my schedule, you can see that I can't even type a paragraph! Good luck remaining contestants and may the best author win. I'm really sad to leave this way since I know that there were people that wanted to enter but missed sign ups (like I always do for nalyd's camps XD). Bye, guys.

Kenzen:Noooo *grabs her leg as she walks to bus*NOOOO (XD)

Nalyd: I completely agree with you, Tdifan. Now you need to walk down the Book Check-Out of Shame, and ride the Public Bus of Losers.

Week Four Chat
Nalyd: Alright, who went in my office?

GM: I don't know. *walks away*

Chimmy:I don't know, Nalyd! I heard someone in there, so I went to check, but then they left before I could see them! And while searching for evidence, I found their ID but I tripped in glue before I could see it!

Shane: The person was........ YOU! *points to Dark*

Nalyd: Well, well, well, "Listen up, everyone! Stay out of my office, or you're ELIMINATED." Back in week one chat.

Sunshine: Um... does that include me? 'Cause I've been using your filing cabinet as my own apartment for the past four weeks... (XD)

Chimmy:And does that include me, too? Cause I've been in there several times...

Nalyd: I'm referring to the contestants, I.E. Dark. However, I will allow it to pass THIS TIME. Consider this a Kwanzaa miracle.

Chimmy:OK!

Sunshine: IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!! (XD)

Chimmy:*dances*

Dark: Why does everyone blame me *pouts* because I didn't do it as I recalled it I knocked myself outside *flash back: *on skateboard but then skateboard flips and Dark knocks himself out*

Koops: Nobody trusts anybody here Dark.

Dark:................so?

Kenzen:*hugs sunshine*You remind me of a potato(XD)

Shane: *sighs and is depressed*

Chimmy:What's wrong, Shane?

Shane: It's silly, really, but I had to nominate one of my best friends on the wiki. I know she dropped out, sorta. but it dosn't change anything. I just hope my team wins for once so we don't have to send anybody.

Chimmy:I feel your pain...nearly every week of TDA3 one of my friends was up for elimination.

Shane: Thanks, Chimmy. *hugs Chimmy* You wanna hear something funny? When I was working on my story for last weeks challenge, I accidently erased it. I clicked out and I started over. Then I found out that you should always save before you copy and paste things.

Jason: I'm so quiet. Its wierd around here.

Nalyd: Dark we know it was here, don't let it happen again. :/ *Walks into office*

Chimmy:Wow....

GM: Ohh...... IT'S A FUN TIME TO LAUGH AND PLAY!!! No wait finish a poem. (XD)

Dark: Oh yeah Nayld I left a little surpise in there *in's the cake prank XD*

Shane: I think I'm done. I'll probably still edit it from time to time.

Kenzen:So much typing

Cards: It's not my best Haiku, but the other one I had didn't fit into the regulations for Haiku.

Shane: Um.... Cards......... I already did one of Katie and Sadie.

CK11: It really doesn't matter, there are a lot of K&S poems here.

Shane: That, wasn't my best week.

Challenge Four
Nalyd: This week you will be writing poetry based on Total Drama! You can do a haiku, a limerick, or a sonnet. Do the poems right, or don't submit one at all. They will be judged on creativity, originality, spelling, and if you did the poem type correctly. (JUDGES - If somebody didn't do a type of poem right, don't tell them until its time to judge)

Judging
Nalyd: Chimmy will get gophers, and Sunshine will get Bass.

Nalyd: I'm counting which poems count and which don't.

Cards777 - Well done. COUNTS

COKEMAN11 - Bad news, "They could still be in love" is six syllables. DOESN'T COUNT

Darkdonpatch - Not a haiku. DOESN'T COUNT

GM - Its a limerick. COUNTS

KKJ - Haiku. COUNTS

Turnertang - "The show started to end." is six syllables. DOESN'T COUNT 

Weblykinly - Not any of the poems. DOESN'T COUNT

YoshiPerson - Not any of the poems. DOESN'T COUNT

The Writing Gophers have 3 poems that count.

Benthegame - No poem. DOESN'T COUNT

Jason - Not a sonnet. DOESN'T COUNT

Kenzen - "The twenty-two arrived." Six syllables. DOESN'T COUNT

NIzzy - No poem. DOESN'T COUNT

Shane - "While one is kind of fat" Six syllables DOESN'T COUNT

Tdafan123 - Incorrectly done limerick. DOESN'T COUNT

Tyedye - Perfect. COUNTS

Nalyd: Sunshine, Chimmy, I hope this helps you decide the winning team and Best of the worst.

Chimmy:I think it's pretty obvious that that the Writing Gophers win, and the BOW is Tye.

Nalyd: I agree completely.

Elimination Ceremony Four
Nalyd: Tye, nominees (both) and why please.

Tye: Ben and NIzzy. Neither of them had poems this week.

Nalyd: Ben, NIzzy, why should you stay?

Nalyd: Okay, I've waited long enough. Ben, time to go.

Week Five Chat
Nalyd: Fourteen are left...

Chimmy:Who's turn is it to think of the challenge?

Dark: I think Sunshine or something *has wine in hand*

CK11: *is writing TDK deleted scene called "R.I.M.D."*

Dark: is there any soda?

YP: Whatever the challenge is, I hope we win!

Tye: Less than 700 words?!?!? Are you insane?!?!?!?

Shane: WHAT!?! Well, if I don't submit one, it'll be my first. *thinks for a moment* I can do this! Time to get creative.

CK11: *thinking out loud* How will I qualify for national chess? Hmm...sounds good. Then insert the RIMD, Rats in my Dress... (XD)

Shane: DONE! I can also tell you how many words are in it if you include the characters and title, 646 words.

CK11: DONE!

Kenzen:I am working on mine now it is ok if i modernize it right

CK11: Mine is modernized.

Shane: Mine too.

Challenge Five
This week, you must write a parody of a fairytale! You must say which fairytale you are using. You do not need to say which TDI character is replacing which fairytale character, but if it isn't clear points will be deducted. The catch; you can only use up to seven-hundred words! It will be judged on if it fit the original without being a copy, spelling, and grammar. If it is over 700 words, don't even submit it.

Judging
Nalyd: Sunshine gets Bass, Chimmy gets Gophers. Saturday at 12:00 eastern the elimination ceremony starts...

Chimmy's Reviews
Cards: No story, no review.

Cokeman: Um…how am I supposed to say this….this was an epic story! You captured the characters perfectly, added several twists to the story, and best of all, I didn’t see any spelling or grammar mistakes! Exceptional job!

Dark: Well, it was definetly under 700 words….however, you had lots of spelling and grammar mistakes. You didn’t have any new twists added to the story, so….yeah.

Greenmagic: Well…first of all, I’m sorry that memory thing happened again. The Chris and Chef thing was…interesting, and the story seemed like it would have been very good if you had finished it. On the bright side, I didn’t see any spelling mistakes, though I did notice one or two grammar mistakes.

KoopaKid: Well…THAT was interesting…I loved Lindsay’s comments, especially the last one. I’m not sure if breaking the fourth wall takes points off, though. I didn’t notice any spelling or grammar mistakes, and it was under 700 words, so great job!

Turnertang: There’s really nothing to say…except that this was really good! It was under 700 words, and I didn’t notice spelling or grammar mistakes! However, it seemed to stick to the basic plot of the story. I would have loved it if you had added a twist.

Weblykinly: This was pretty good! I loved the fact the Owen was the giant. However, I noticed some grammar mistakes. And again, I’m not sure if breaking the fourth wall allows me to deduct points.

YoshiPerson: No story, no review.

Results
Nalyd: I read over the stories, and the Gophers win AGAIN. The Gophers, kicking butt and taking names. I can't pick a best person from the Bass, so I want you all to discuss it here for a while.

Shane: Darn it! I thought we could actually win it this time.

Kenzen:It might be to late but NIzzy and Tyedye neither of them had ther story finished

Shane: Sorry dude. It is to late. Tye and Tdafan are being nominated. Sorry guys.

Elimination Ceremony Five
Nalyd: Hm... *randomly picks* Shane, who do you think should be nominated and why?

Shane: I really don't wanna do this, but I have no choice. (Soul Calibur reference FTW) Anyway, first one, is Tdafan. The reason: He hasn't done the best in this compitition. Number Two: Tye. I'm so sorry dude. I didn't have a good reason for the others. The reason: He missed the story this week. I'm so sorry to both of you.

Nalyd: Good picks. Tdafan, Tye, each of you tell me why you should stay.

Tdafan: I deserve to stay because,FYI Shane! I worked hard!Plus,atleast I had SOMETHING for each week!Now,I hate to bring up that stuff,especially since Tye is a great friend of mine,but it's true.I'm ok with getting this place,I guess,but please let me get farther

(Sunshine: I AM SO, SO SORRY!!!! I have been really, really busy this week and haven't had a chance to get online. HUGE, HUGE, HUGE apologies for not being able to do reviews. Hopefully, I will be able to do reviews next week... again, very, very sorry... :

(Chimmy:It's OK, Sunshine...if it makes you feel better, I finished my reviews at 11:58 AM XD)

Tye: I have absolutely no excuse for why I shouldn't be here, because I know that I forgot my story. I'm not going to brag about how I've been BOW twice, or how amazing my writing skills are, because, honestly, they aren't that amazing. I understand completely if you decide to keep Tdafan over me, and I'll try my best to come back at the merge. Everyone here is a great author, or could become great. I know everyone slips up sometimes, like now. I do not wish to be eliminated this early, but if you decide to keep Tdafan and eliminate me, I deserved it for not doing my story. I would, however, like you to consider keeping me in, because I personally think I have great potential as an admin and an author, and I would love to keep competing. I hope I didn't bore you, and I shall be preparing for my, almost immenent, elimination.

Nalyd: The person leaving Total Drama Author 4 is... Tdafan. Now you need to walk down the Book Check-Out of Shame, and ride the Public Bus of Losers.

Week Six Chat
Nalyd: *works on the hall of authors*

Turnertang: *Watches TV* This is a funny show!

Chimmy:I keep forgetting whose turn it is to come up with the challenge....if it's mine, though, I have something planned! ^^

NIzzy: Yay! Challenge! ^^

Nalyd: Your turn, Chimmy.

CK11: Tdafan eliminated fourth instead of second. *looks back to his three times in the bottom two last season with TBTDIF* Tdafan "saved" me that time. Then boom! Elimination. Then right when I came back, Boom! Elimination. But it's a new season! *dances*

Shane: I feel bad. I know I was picked randomly but still. Oh, and when's the merge?

Dark: I am surprise I got this far.

Jason: I can wait until next challenge...

Webly: I would like to see who would be voted out if my team finally lost!

Kenzen:I hear that*cradles sprained wrist*

Tye: Sooo... I'm guessing that there's no challenge this week?

Jason: I think so. Its already Wensday...

Shane: I hope I can do the challenge this week. I currently sick and sad. I'll do my best, though, to get a story up.

Kenzen:Maybe Nalyd and Chimmy and sunshine will pounce with a random challenge tomorrow

Nalyd: Guys, I am so sorry for the lack of challenge. No challenge this week, no elimination, you can have a week off.

Dark: YAH! FREE WEEK!

NIzzy: YEAH!

Kenzen:Yes

Tye: Hey! I just realised (British spelling ftw, XD) something! We didn't lose this week! *dances* (XD)

Kenzen:But we didn't win either

Tye: So? Neither did they! *dances more* (XD)

NIzzy: *Caramelldanses* (FAIL XD)

YP: Hello peeps!!

Nalyd: Chimmy, please post a challenge.

Kenzen:You should do making a character page next challenge that looked fun last season

Chimmy:Oh, it was! I had so many ideas rushing through my head....I REALLY wanted to do the male one, but everyone else was doing him....so I did female, and it was great! *realizes she's ranting XD*

Kenzen: I still want to do this i am going to finish TDF chapter then work on this(I get TDF chapter done first so i can proof read before putting up)

Shane: How long has the challenge been up? Anyway, this could not be at a worser time. If I don't get a story up, I'm sorry.

Shane: Never mind, it's up.

Jason: Bass, I don't think I could write a story this week. I'm sorry.

Challenge Six
Chimmy:This weeks challenge, you will be writing about one or more TDI character on a road trip with their family and friends! It will be judged on spelling, grammar, creativity, the usual stuff. It is due on Friday.

Judging
Nalyd: Sunshine, please judge the Bass' stories. Chimmy, please judge the Gophers' stories.

The Decision
Nalyd: I am VERY sorry to say that, once again, there are no reviews. The seven Gophers posted three complete stories. The five Bass posted three stories. The Gophers LOSE! Gophers, discuss who will be eliminated here.

Weblykinly: Sorry but id pick Cards or Dark (dark isn't a strong player, sorry but its very true) and cards didn't post her/his in.

YP: I agree.

(Sunshine: ...sorry... again... DX This week I'll do reviews, I promise!!! I would've done them today but I was offline pretty much all day... again, major sorries...)

(Jason: YES! BASS WIN! XD)

(Chimmy:Super sorry...I was at a movie most of the day, but then we had to get dinner....again, really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry...I know I should have done them yesterday, but I was working on my fanfic...I'm such a lazy *ss...)

(Dark:So at least I posted a story and finshed it!)

CK11: I agree with those picks...won't we have a BoW?

Elimination Ceremony Six
Nalyd: So... Dark. Who did your team nominate and why?

Dark: huh?

Dark: Oh me and Cards77

Nalyd: Okay. Cards, Dark, why do each of you deserve to stay?

Dark: I deserve to stay because, well at least i have been trying to play! and I came here to be a better author, but If I must go then I will, but at least I have been doing the challenges, when though there poor at least you can read it and it's not blank!I think I deserve to stay, but i will go if I must.

Nalyd: The person leaving Total Drama Author 4 is... Cards777. Dark is not the best author here, but he comes every week and writes. That's more than you have done, my friend. Now you need to walk down the Book Check-Out of Shame, and ride the Public Bus of Losers.

Week Seven Chat
Nalyd: There goes a great author...

Kenzen:I see it as that and there goes a threat XD

Chimmy:Yeah...(It's your turn to post the challenge, right? I don't wanna forget again DX)

Nalyd: I'll post the challenge.

CK11: I see it as "He was a good author, but now, I'm one step closer..."

Tye: I see it as "WE FINALLY WON ONE!" (XD)

Dark: I survived this week

Shane: I'm sorry but, FINALLY! WE FINALLY WON ONE! Sorry for gloating. I'm just so stoked!

Kenzen:Yeah we did XD

Turnertang: Gophers, we must win this time!

Dark: Mokay

NIzzy: Yay! We won a challenge! ^^

Shane: Aw crap! This'll be hard. Can we have an extra week to do this?

GM: Guys, that stupid memory thingy happened again and I can't my story up. That's the same thing that happened last week and someone will come and fix on Sunday.

Challenge Seven
This week, you must write parodies of songs, but turn them into Total Drama! The chorus may be repeated. It will be judged on spelling, and creativity. Due Friday!

Judging
Nalyd: I'LL be judging both teams this week.

GOPHERS: BASS:
 * Cokeman - No song, no review. Well that was easy! I wonder why Sunshine and Chimmy always take so long for this...
 * Dark - Can you give me a link to the original song, cause the one I found doesn't have lryics with the same syllable count as yours. Good lyrics though, pretty creative. Terrible comma grammar however.
 * GreenMagic - No song, no review.
 * KoopaKidJr. - I am very glad you changed, because I was going to rate you very lowly for Ugly Face because you had it in a blog post already. I really liked this one, very well done.
 * Turnertang - Well done. Quite a few spelling errors. I liked how this one was about the series, not a character.
 * Weblykinly - Leaving out parts of the song made it difficult to follow, and there really wasn't left when you finished. I am not sure what this song is about honestly...
 * YoshiPerson - Incomplete. Too many of the lyrics were the same as the original.
 * Jason - I have no idea what this is, so I'll mark it as incomplete.
 * Kenzen - I really enjoyed this song, and it was one of my favorites. HOWEVER, you had lots of issues with syllables and such.
 * NIzzy - I'm dissappointed you dropped a verse. My ears hurt from the peppiness (just kidding). I think too many of the lyrics were the same as the original.
 * Shane - This one actually isn't too bad, and its fun to sing along to. Couple syllable problems.
 * Tye - Pretty good, but I believe it repeats itself quite frequently. I like the song you picked.

Decision
Nalyd: The Bass win by a long shot. KoopaKidJr. you are the best of the worst. You can talk to your team about it if you want, but it is your final decision who to nominate.

Elimination Ceremony Seven
Nalyd: KKJ, who are you nominating and why? (Both people, please?)

Dark: I am scared!

Koops: I'm deciding to choose GM for not submitting his song and YP for barely doing challenges.

Nalyd: GM, YP, why do you deserve to stay?

Dark: I am safe!

Webly: Yay! So am i

Dark:.......

GM: I think I deserve to stay because I have been having memory problems lately, but on Sunday some guy is going to fix it. But, the real reason is that I actually try to do challenges. Please keep me in!

Kenzen:I have to say one thing though...........................I drop out, Why-I dont have time to write for this with one fic and another on the way and i also have school scouts and other stuff i am sorry for just taking a spot to drop out later in the game but i know i have become a better author with this and i would like to say thanks but this is my choice and no one else's. I wish luck to the others have a feeling you all will rock good luck...................Bye

Nalyd: Okay, Kenzen. I respect that. Now you need to walk down the Book Check-Out of Shame, and ride the Public Bus of Losers.

CK11: *is confused as to why he wasn't nominated* Oh, well. Sorry, team! At least I survived.

Kenzen:I love buses*runs to bus gets in and yells from window Good luck to you all*throws his autobiography out the window*Read that*falls out bus window and chases bus as it drives off*(XD leavin in style)

Dark: *grabs book*.....*flips through pages* cheap,lame,idiotic and lame * throws book*

Shane: Even when we win we lose a member.

Dark: just like Nonny

Nalyd: *On cell phone* We're going to need the bus back. *Public Bus of Losers returns* YoshiPerson, it's time for you to go. Now you need to walk down the Book Check-Out of Shame, and ride the Public Bus of Losers.

CK11: That was unexpected.

Shane: I agree, I wasn't expecting that.

Koops: At least my BOW mark this week didn't go empty-handed. (laughs evilly randomly)

Dark: *blinks* 2 people left at the same time

Week Eight Chat
Nalyd: The merge isn't this week, don't bother asking.

Turnertang: Okay dokay.

Shane: Darn it......... Oh well, our team just needs to win again!

Webly: I get why, not everyone is a best seller here!

Shane: I guess I could see that. Anyway, come on everybody! Let's do something! I'm ready! WOOT!

Koops: We better have a fun challenge this week!!!

Dark: I feel insulted

CK11: Koops said it.

Shane: YAY! I got a story up! It took me three days, but it's finally up!

Shane: Tye, please get a story up. Please. And when are the reviews?

Challenge Eight
This week you will be going back to fanfic writing. Your job is to write the next episode of Total Drama Action! Duncan has won, Beth's got Brady, Chris has a wig. (Just saying.) You can write for the Duncan ending or the Beth ending. You can write a new Aftermath, or all of them leaving and going home, or something else if you have a better idea. Due Thursday. Please end the story with "The End" or something of the sorts. This will be judged on spelling, creativity, grammar, and originality. (So we don't want a rip-off of one of the other Aftermaths.)

Cokeman's Story
You're a Good Host, Chris McLean

Chris sat on the aftermath couch, and the audience from the aftermath went wild. "Thank you, thank you...Last time on Total...Drama...Action...!" Chris directed for the aftermath screen to descend, and it started showing clips. "Maaaan, did they ruin it! I had planned to go on a short vacation after one of them won-which didn't work out like I thought-and then lure them into season three.  We had to do ANOTHER aftermath, which, while I admit did go well without me for the first half, ruined me!  Now the whole world knows that I'm BALD!  And who cares if I like messy hoagies?  And everyone sleeps with a teddy bear!  UGH!" Chris complained constantly, then a producer came up from behind the couch.

"Dude, they want to know about the contestants!" the intern whispered.

"Ugh, fine. I'm getting paid extra for this." Chris whispered back.

"On it." The intern left.

"Ahem! Also last time on Total Drama Action, when Beth and Duncan tied, we had MADNESS!  So many sub-challenges that ended in ties!  But it all cleared up when I came around - I said, 'Hey, eliminated contestants, ask the final two questions and then you'll vote for a winner!'  And it worked.  Duncan emerged in a 5-4-1 vote with a million dollars!  Now, I know what you're thinking, there can't be an extra vote.  But Izzy voted for 'Explosivo.'" Chris went on. "But now! There's more than just a reunion!  It's a trap-I mean, the best episode yet!" Chris sweated. "It's Total, Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Action!"

The theme song played.

"Welcome, cast members...well, former cast." Chris said. Geoff, Bridgette, Izzy, Trent, Gwen, DJ, Owen, Heather, Leshawna, Justin, Lindsay, Harold, Courtney, Beth and Duncan entered and sat in the VIP section and the couches, depending on how much room there was.

"Yo, Chris." DJ waved.

"Hey, Deej." Chris answered.

"Whoo!" Izzy said. "Nice to be back here! The couches are actually nice and stuff!"

"Agreed." Heather sat down.

"It's okay." Courtney cautiously sat down.

"Sit down, sit down, we've got a reunion to get over with." Chris told everyone to sit down.

"It might hurt my beautiful butt bones..." Justin complained.

"Shut up, boy, you ain't hot anymore anyway." Leshawna snapped.

"Why do I need to be here? I'm already a millionaire..." Duncan said.

"SIT! DOWN!" Chris scolded. Everyone did so immediately. "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Gwen said sarcastically. Chris ignored this.

"Anyway, today, we have a reunion. We've gotten questions from the fans, and Chef is her to make sure you answer truthfully." Chris explained.

"Dude, there's always the 'Truth or' things we used on the aftermaths." Geoff recommended.

"Yeah, but Chef'll inflict more PAIN!" Chris said.

"Eeek!" DJ squealed.

"C'mon out, Chef! Let's get to Bridgette." Chris ordered Chef Hatchet to come out, to which he responded.

"Where's mah paycheck at? I will quit-again-if I ain't gettin' mah paycheck today!" Chef said.

"Man, I thought we were all good with this stuff..." Chris said to Chef.

"We are. I just need that overdue paycheck." Chef said.

"Fine." Chris took out his checkbook and wrote a check for one thousand dollars. He gave it to Chef. "This should keep you quiet for the next few seasons."

"Got it." Chef smiled.

"Okay, Bridgette, get over here!" The aftermath crowd cheered as Bridgette came and sat on the couch.

"Hey, Chris." Bridgette said in a vaguely bitter tone.

"Yo. So, on with the questions.  Chef, get over here." Chris said, as Chef came over with an anvil to smash on Bridgette's head if she was wrong.

"Ack!" Bridgette looked at the anvil.

"On with the questioning," Chris said, "Bridgette, do you blame Geoff for getting you voted out?"

"Yeah, pretty much. But now we have all the time in the world to be together, so it's all cool." Bridgette gave a thumbs up to Geoff, who gave a thumbs-up back.

"Cool." Chris said. "Now..." Chris took out a dolphin hot dog. "Bridgette, would you eat this dolphin hot dog if I were to give you...five thousand dollars?"

"Totally!" Bridgette took a bite as the entire audience, even Chef, Chris, and the castmates, gasped.

"I never knew you were the type. Why didn't you eat it back on TDI?" Chris asked.

"Well, Chef's there, and he knows that I want it for the money, and I originally would have said no, but then I'd have a concussion by now." Bridgette explained.

"Oh." Chris blinked. "You can sit down. Next up is Geoff."

"Hey, Mclean Man! How goes it?" Geoff asked as he sat on the couch.

"Cool, Geoff. So, do you blame Bridgette for your elimination?" Chris asked.

"Who wouldn't? I'd probably have the cash right now instead of juvie freak if it wasn't for her make out mania!" Geoff admitted.

"Geoff! I'm hurt!" Bridgette came over, slapped Geoff but then proceeded to make out, and Bridgette dragged him back to their seat.

"That was...weird." Chris blinked. "Next up is...Explosivo!" The room was quiet. "Explosivo?" Chris looked around, and shrugged. "Mmkay. Onto Trent."

"Hey." Trent said bitterly.

"What's wrong, Trenty-boy?" Chris asked.

"Gwen won't get back together with me." Trent looked to the side.

"Oh, I'm sorry, is this a bad time?" Trent opened his mouth, but never got to speak. "Moving on! How was your short time trying your win the mil?"

"Weird." Trent responded. "Can I go now?"

"Sure, we don't have that much time anyway." Chris responded. "Man, I'm too nice today."

"I'm guessing I'm next." Gwen said.

"Nah, we're skipping you. You were boring, anyway." Chris smiled. "And DJ...we got all of you from the aftermaths...and Owen...? We need to have a talk with him!  Give it up for Owen!"

"Aw, thanks, Chris! I love ya!" Everyone stared. "I mean, not in that type of way! Honest!" Owen said.

"That was awkward...anyway, how did you feel when you got fired?" Chris asked.

"Well...I mean, I didn't like doing that, but for the extra cash... I never got it." Owen said.

"Our contract stated that you had to win to get it, and then we'd reveal your position and give the runner-up the cash." Chris explained.

"Well, whatever! Ha ha!  Listening to Courtney blab on and on was hi-larious!" Owen laughed.

"I know, right? Moving on." Chris said. "Not much to say about Heather, or Leshawna. We need the biggest controversies....which'll start with Justin!"

"Hey." Justin got up and walked to Chris.

"How's it going?" Chris asked.

"Waiting for the results about if I'm getting plastic surgery or not. I need to be beautiful again." Justin explained.

"Cool. How did it feel finding out that Courtney pretending to like you was all an act?" Chris asked.

"Made my heart break, man. She's still as hot as ever-" Justin got punched to the ground by Duncan.

"Oooh...moving on." Chris said, as an intern got Justin on a cot and dragged him away.

"My turn!" Lindsay said, walking to the couch.

"Okay! Lindsay!  Whoo-hoo!" Chris said.

"Bring on the questions, Kyle!" Lindsay said.

"It's Chris, and how did voting yourself out feel?" Chris asked.

"Horrible! But now, I've got a whole bunch of friends!  Even Cara!" Lindsay said.

"You're mistaken." Courtney remarked.

"Cool! Is that, like, steak mixed with bacon?  Because they both rock!" Lindsay said. Courtney rolled her eyes.

"Moving on, and thank you, Lindsay." Chris tried to keep things moving. "Harold! Get out here!"

"Hello, Chris." Harold walked off of the couch.

"Hey, H-bomb." Chris said. "So what did it feel like to get voted out-especially when you lost to a traitor?"

"Dumb. Why was I voted out?  The only vote I'd have gotten would be from Owen and maybe Courtney!" Harold explained.

"Wow. So, what did it feel like when your predictions were correct?  That Owen really did backstab all of you?" Chris asked.

"It felt cool. I never knew that I'd be so precise." Harold said.

"Epic, man. But we're running out of time.  Let's give it up for Beth!" Chris said.

"What about me?!" Courtney asked. Chris ignored this.

"Beth...how did it feel to lose? How did it feel to be proved right about your boyfriend?  And most importantly, how did you take it when the audience learned of the real you?" Chris asked.

"Answer number one?" Beth started. "I wish I had won, but now, I'm still happy as ever. Two - it felt epic.  Everyone gawked over him!  And I proved them all wrong!  Three...it still stings."

"Okay." Chris said. "Onto our final interview, and our winner, DUNCAN!"

"Why am I here again?" Duncan got onto the couch.

"Because it said so in the fine print." Chris smirked.

"Whatever." Duncan said.

"This is the big one. How did you spend the moolah?" Chris asked.

"I spent one eighth of it getting out of prison, I spent some buying myself a car, and I still have the rest." Duncan explained.

"Nice. Well, that's almost all the time we have for today!" Chris said.

"Almost?" Gwen asked.

"Yep. Almost.  We've got season three invitations to dish out!" Chris explained.

"SEASON THREE?!?!" All of the castmates gasped.

"That's right - it's Total Drama, the Musical." Chris explained.

"I'll never, ever sing." Gwen said.

"Tough luck, you're in it." Chris said. Then, an intern came and whispered into Chris's ear.

"Dude, the dancing piranha seniors band is booked for right now!" The intern whispered.

"And that's all the time we have for today! I'll e-mail you if you're in TDTM!  See ya!" Chris picked up his suitcase.

"Talk about a party pooper..." Geoff grumbled.

"But I thought we'd do more interviews!" Beth complained.

"Finally..." Duncan left.

"You skipped me!" DJ, Heather, Leshawna, Gwen and Courtney said simultaneously.

"Who cares? My rental of this studio is over!" Chris said. He ran offstage.

"You're a good host, Chris. A really good one." Chef said, sarcastically.

"We second that." the entire cast and audience said in unison.

The End

AUTHOR'S NOTE

It wasn't like most of the aftermaths. Trust me. Although it may seem like a rip-off. It's not.

Dark's Story
Will this show ever end!

4 years after TDtM.

"Hello and welcome back to Total Drama Reunion!" said Chris.

"Sir,It just started" said Intern number 1 (or Spense).

"SHUT UP SPENSE!" Chris yelled.

"Fine,"Spense said and mutters to self, "stupid job!"

Chris then walks on stage, "Hello and welcome to the TDR or TOTAL DRAMA REUNION!"

The audience cheered.

"I know, I know, you all love my beautiful face!" Chris said.

The audience went silence.

"Touche" Chris said.

"WHAT THE ****!" Irika(from Naruto) said.

"WHY IS A ANIME CHARACTER HERE!" Chris said.

"Sorry, remember half of this audience is anime characters......" Intern 2 says.

".......wow we don't have much fans do we?" Chris said.

"TOTAL DRAMA ACTION RUINED EVERYTHING!" Intern 2 said.

"Well uh, bring in Ezekiel!" Chris said.

Then Ezekiel comes out with girls booing.

"Uh, I don't want to come out anymore,eh." Ezekiel said.

"OH NO YOU DON'T" said Eva pushing him in the stage.

"Uh, hi I am renouncing my sexism,eh." Ezekiel said.

The girls stop booing.

"Why? That just made great TV!" Chris exclaimed.

"I don't know........I just hate everyone hating me for my mistakes!" Ezekiel said, "I mean everyone remotely forgives Heather, but not me? WHY!"

"Hm,you may have a point, but it's time for Noah!"

Noah walked out.

"This is a drag!" Noah said looking far more different.

"Why do you look like a goth ,eh?" said Ezekiel

"Things change,I changed now!" Noah exclaimed

"Sheesh,shut up Goth!" Chris said.

"Ugh, Life is mealiness!" Noah said.

"Emo......" Ezekiel said.

"NOW LET'S MEET KATIE AND SADIE!" Chris said.

"They didn't come" Spense said.

".....OH GREAT!" Chris said.

"HEY!" Eva said walking out.

"Why are you here?" Chris said.

"BECAUSE! I WASN'T INVITED!" Eva said.

"That's because your body guard of the rich, Princess Lindsay!" Chris said.

"She's a princess now?" Ezekiel said.

"Sadly,yes." said Chris.

"Hmmmmm this is getting to long........" Chris said.

All the contestants appear from a broken curtain.

"SPENSE YOUR FIRED!" Chris said.

"THANK YOU,LORD!" Spense said while he walked out.

"He, n00b!" Duncan said.

"Well, this ended fast!" Chris said.

"WHAT?!" said the contestants.

"Guess what?" Chris said.

"What?" they all said.

"YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT SEASON!" Chris said.

"WILL THIS SHOW EVER END!" said the contestants.

(THE END sorry it's short tough (XD)

(I have to keep on saving because of virus)

GM's Story
Are We Leaving Yet?

KoopaKidJr.'s Story
The Unqualified's Side of the Story

It was the end of the TDA finale. Duncan won not only the million, but he won Courtney back too. Beth won Brady, and the qualified contestants had another good season, but Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Katie, Tyler, Cody, and Sadie had something else in mind after the show was over. They decided to talk.

"It sickens me that I didn't do crap this entire season!" Eva shouted angrily.

"I know, I had to put up with disgusting food, an annoying host, life-threatening challenges, and Owen's farts on Season 1, and they don't tell me I'm on Season 2 after all I did." Noah said, agreeing with Eva's statement.

"But you were only there for 4 episodes Noah, all the fangirls who loved me on Season 1 are breaking their TV's and hugging their Cody dolls with fury when they heard I didn't qualify for Season 2." Cody said to Noah and the others.

"Well, I heard that Chris is having a third season, and we all might have a shot at qualifying fr it, eh?" Ezekiel explained to the other rejected campers.

"No they won't, those producers will only qualify dudes like Owen, Duncan, Heather, or Gwen etc.," Tyler said, "It's kind of getting annoying that they prefer those contestants to us who were only on Season 1 and not even long for that matter!"

"To top it all off," Eva ranted, "Season 3 is a stupid musical! And they said that whoever sings is automatically out! I DON'T SING!!! Which means...I'LL GET OUT EARLY AGAIN!!!

"Who wants to sing stupid songs for an entire season?" Noah rhetorically asked the other rejected campers.

"WE DO!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Katie and Sadie squealed loudly.

"Wow; not only would I have to deal with crappy musical numbers, but these girls' constant squealing for an entire season. I wonder if any of us will make it." Noah proclaimed.

"I think some of us will; however, I heard 2 new contestants named Alejandro and Sierra will appear to shaken things up." Cody said.

"I think Alejandro has no originality at all. He's just Justin and Heather in a blender." Tyler said.

"You're just saying that, because he's going to flirt with Lindsay." Cody replied.

"True, but still." Tyler said back.

"I guess that's true, eh?" Ezekiel proclaimed.

"I know we're supposed to be all peppy and squealy Sadie, but I think none of the people who watch TDI or TDA even recognize." Katie told Sadie.

"What do you mean Katie?" Saide asked her BFFFL.

"Out of all 24 contestants, we've got to be the least known out of all of them. We didn't do much on TDI. We didn't appear on TDA. I don't even know if we're going to have any role in this musical season." Katie explained to Sadie.

"She has a point." Cody said.

"That is true, besides they screwed up a lot of their personalities on TDA." Noah told the other rejected campers.

"What do you mean, eh?" Ezekiel asked Noah.

"I mean that Trent was mentally insane." Noah answered. Everyone then jumped in and started listing everyone who lost their normal personalities.

"Gwen was a jerk when she broke up with Trent." Cody answered.

"Justin is evil, but then again, he didn't really have a personality on TDI, so I guess that one is an excuse." Tyler answered, but then thought to himself.

"LeShawna became a witch when she faked cried for the reward and I want to beat her up now!!!" Eva answered shouting.

"Courtney became a stuck-up, arrogant, bossy little putz who always has her "lawyers" do whatever the hell she wants them to do. She also hogs the invincibilty challenges and constantly shouts 'Yes' when winning. To sum it up, she's a crappy villain, and now a crappy contestant." Noah explained, leaving a quick state of shock on everyone's faces.

"Don't forget to mention they made Owen evil too." Tyler answered.

"Also, they made Geoff into a jerkface." Katie and Sadie answered simultaneously.

"They made Bridgette dumb; but I can care less, since I want to rip her face off!!!" Eva answered shouting again.

"And Duncan turned into a multiple personality disorder-ridden poseur." Noah answered.

"Also, Justin is evil, but that's an excuse because of his short time on TDI and lack of personality, but they turn him into a whiny prima donna later on." Cody explained.

"True, eh?" Ezekiel said.

"I'm getting bored, I just hope I make it to that stupid musical season, even if we have to sing." Noah said to the others.

The others simultaneously said, "We agree."

Everyone left the aftermath room with looks of satisfaction on their faces.

THE END

Turnertang's Story
The Final Aftermath Show

“Welcome to the final Total Drama Action Aftermath!” Bridgette announced as the audience exploded with applause.

“We have interviews with Duncan, Beth, Courtney, and Chef!” Geoff announced as the audience applauded, again.

“Let’s bring Courtney out!” Bridgette yelled as Courtney walked onto the stage.

“Boooooo!” screamed the audience.

“Yay!” yelled as a little boy in the audience.

“Get him!” yelled someone in the audience as everyone started chasing him.

“This is an outrage! I’m calling my lawyers about how everyone hates me!” Courtney announced as she took out her phone and dialed her lawyer’s number.

“While we wait for the crowd and Courtney to calm down let’s watch some “That’s Gotta Hurt!”” Geoff yelled as the T.V. played a bunch of clips of the contestants getting injured.

“Okay now that everything’s back to normal, let’s start that interview.” Bridgette said a couple minutes later as Courtney’s supporter was getting lifted onto an ambulance.

“Now Courtney, if you lie then this giant hot dog will fall on you.” Geoff announced as he pointed to the giant hot dog attached to a string.

“What happened to the hammer?” Courtney asked.

“We were looking for something new.” Geoff replied, “Now why do you think you got out.”

“I don’t know. I should’ve stayed in and won the million dollars but I guess Duncan will share some with me so it’s not that bad.” Courtney replied as the hot dog didn’t budge.

“If you won the money what would you spend it on?” Bridgette asked.

“I would spend it on better lawyers because my lawyers are really stupid!” Courtney screamed as the hot dog stayed still.

“Great interview but now it’s time for Beth’s interview.” Geoff said as two bodyguards threw Courtney off the stage.

“I’m suing for that!” Courtney yelled from offstage as Beth walked onto the stage.

“What’s up Beth?” Geoff asked as the audience applauded.

“I’m fine.” Beth replied as she took a seat.

“Now if you lie then your seat will eject and shoot you in the air.

“So how are you and Brady doing?” Bridgette asked.

“Great! He took me out to dinner yesterday!” Beth chirped as she took out the bill from her dinner.

“You kept the bill?’ Geoff asked.

“Yeah, I like to keep stuff from our dates.” Beth replied as she hugged the bill.

“Ummm… okay.” Geoff said as he made the crazy signal and pointed at Beth, “So are you upset that you lost the money?”

“I’m fine.” Beth replied as the chair ejected her into the ceiling, “Ouch.”

“Now let’s bring out Duncan.” Geoff said.

“What about we talk to fans of the show over a video link.” Bridgette suggested.

“We’ve gotten complaints about the people who we pick so we’re going to skip that.” Geoff said as Duncan walked onto the stage and the audience burst into applause.

“Let’s just get to the questions.” Duncan said.

“Okay, but if you lie then this giant wooden table will fall on you.” Geoff said as he pointed to the giant wooden table.

“What are you spending the money on?” Bridgette asked.

“I’m going to buy my prison and turn it into a baseball field.” Duncan replied as the table stood still.

“That’s interesting.” Geoff commented, “So are you giving some of the money to Courtney?”

“Defiantly not.” Duncan replied as the table fell but Duncan broke in half before it hit him.

“Okay…” Geoff said as he stared at the table, “Now we’re going outside to interview Chef.”

“So Chef how are you doing?” Bridgette asked as Chef got onto a bus.

“Horrible, maggot!” Chef yelled as he put the keys into the bus.

“So are you going to keep your job or are you going to work on the cruise ship?” Bridgette asked.

“Unfortunately, I’m staying with this show!” Chef yelled, “Now I need to drive the bus back to the contestant’s home.”

“Hey guys!” Owen yelled from the window as the bus started moving, “Bye guys!”

“That was the last Aftermath Show!” Geoff screamed, “Wait, that was are ride home!”

“Come back bus!” Bridgette screamed as they chased the bus as the camera shut off.

The End



Weblykinly's Story
The Last Aftermath (really)

Previously on TDA: The voted off contestants vote for the winner and Duncan wins, we also find out Brady is real! Now, that was a shocker no one saw coming! It's Chris McClean signing in saying that was not the last aftermath this is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hello, welcome to the official last aftermath!" Bridgette says as the theme song goes off.

"This sure was a dramatic season! So, come on don't turn the channel because Duncan wasn't the winner," Geoff says with a gigantic, rigid smile stuck on his face.

"Yep, you heard us Duncan didn't win we thought that would be fair but everyone knows Beth has the least friends making it a popularity contest!" Bridgette says.

"Hey, I'm offended by that last sentence!" Beth says over at the eliminated players place.

"I'm pretty sure I deserve the million the most!" Duncan says as he starts to get angry.

"Let me explain! DJ was in an illegal alliance with Chef and Chef made you win some of the challenges. Which is unfair because you could've lost! So, you don't get a million instead you are a part of next season with 15 other campers here either on TDA or TDI we are calling it "Total Drama: The Musical," Geoff explains as Duncan glares at him.

"That is unfair, I won! And one question how are we going to find out who else is going to be in next season?" Duncan asked.

"I should be the one mad blaming the whole last season on me! I know I did something wrog but it wasn't that bad," DJ says.

"Geoff, let me explain this time. Now we are hosting a competition telling us why you will make the show more dramatic next season. Geoff and I will take a part in it too! The produces will tell us the results oh and 2 new people will be coming next season some of you are getting kinda boring," Bridgette explains as she ignores DJ.

"Fine. I get a free spot next season anyways," Duncan says while he tries to hide his anger.

Everyone got prepared for their speeches why they should be in next season and began telling them.

"We will go in order by what place you got in Total Drama Island! First up is Ezekiel," Geoff says.

Ezekiel's Dramatic Speech I think I'm smart and cool and funny, eh! Put me in next season and less sexist coments! I think I've learned my lesson, eh!

Eva's Dramatic Speech You are all ***holes! I deserve the million! I'm the best at everything, chumps!

Noah's Dramatic Speech I like shouldn't of been voted off too early! I don't know what I did wrong! Sure I didn't play Dodgeball that didn't give my team a right to vote me off. If I'm in next season my game will be tooken to the limit gotcha idiots.

Justin's Dramatic Speech If you look at me you have a reason!

Katie & Sadie's Dramatic Speech Were still BFFFL's! So, we could dominate next season if you put us in we are awesome!

Tyler's Dramatic Speech I'm a hot jock and Lindsay was looking for me last season and so was I. If you put me in I'll shut her up.

Cody's Dramatic Speech Girls think I'm hot, so yea drama right in that sentence I could be in a couple (*crosses fingers for Gwen*)

Beth's Dramatic Speech I don't want to be in next season actually! I'm afraid I'll fall under Justin's spell again and lose Brady for good. You don't know how mad he was when I was in love with Justin. He said it was like being in Boney Island but the Boney Island story takes too long to talk about. So, c'ya TV!

Courtney's Dramatic Speech If you don't put me in I will sew you just like last season but worse! My lawyer Michael is very capable of making this show go bankrupt for good!

Harold's Dramatic Speech I have some mad skills my brother Herman even thinks so! (Total Drama Reality reference) LeShawna is so hot. Wait what was the question?

Trent's Dramatic Speech I feel like I need to be in next season because my competition really went goodbye last season. So, pick me and restore my dignity!

Bridgette's Dramatic Speech The last 2 seasons I have either been eliminated because of making out and niceness. The first season my game was high but Duncan saw it in me and I was eliminated before I could've done anything else! This season I was so pathetic I don't like mentioning it. Next season I will really improve my game and show that I deserve the $1,000,000.00 the most. So, if you keep me in you'll get a tough competiter and a non-rulebreaker.

Lindsay's Dramatic Speech I love this show! Beth is like my BFFFL I'mso happy for her and Brady. They're such a good couple! Oh, Chris did you say something to me.

The cameras are all pointed at Chris as he rolls his eyes and looks very dissapointed at the small speeches that don't help him and the produces pick the new contestants.

"You know what! I'm skiping the next few contestants because I've already figured out my cast! Oh, and those sucky speeches sucked on ice and aren't based on why I'm picking you," Chris says.

"I worked so hard on my speech! I don't think it could've been better," Bridgette says dissaprovingly.

Chris looks like he's in a daze but then gets back on topic.

"Quit your blabbering your in next season anyways," While Chris was announcing this he was interrupted by a scream of joy by Bridgette. "OK! The cast of next season is Owen, Izzy, Duncan, Courtney, Bridgette, Gwen, Cody, Harold, Noah, Lindsay, DJ, Heather, LeShawna, and Tyler and our two new characters Alejandro & Sierra," Chris says this while the crowd is sceaming.

Trent, Geoff, Justin, Eva, Katie, Sadie and Ezekiel all glared at Chris angrily.

"Well, that wraps up our exciting season tune in for next season Total Drama: The Musical. Oh, and remember root for me," Bridgette says as she wraps up the very last episode of Total Drama ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End!

Jason's Story
The End of Total Drama...

"Well, after I won one million dollars," Beth stated in her interview with Total Drama Pictures Inc. "I was very excited."

"And how did you feel you answered the questions that the eliminee's asked?" The interviewer asked.

"I think I did great with them. I'm glad I didn't have to answer Courtney's question. She'd probally ask really hard questions, knowing her." She replied.

"Good, good," The reporter said. "This concludes my interview with Beth from Total Drama Action." She finalized.

"And...cut!" The director requested. "Let's wrap it up people." Another off-screen person said.

Soon, the back-drop was moving, the interviewer stood up and streched and the directors were directing staff around.

''Everything just seems a bit too...crazy. After I won Total Drama Action, my life got hectic.''

Later, Beth is shown talking on the phone in her night gown. "Aw, baby." Beth said. "You don't really have to," Beth flirted.

A voice was heard though the phone, but it couldn't be comprehended.

"Well, I'm gonna go, okay, baby?" Beth told him, seductively. "Okay, night." A voice said.

"Night." "Night." Beth hung up, then placed the phone on the charger.

"Hm." She pondered, as if she was thinking hard. "No, no, no." She reassured herself.

Then she rested her elbow on the desk and put he knuckle underneath her chin.

After a few miniutes of thinking, she logged on to her email account to be in awe about how many emails she got. She scrolled down the list. One that caught her eye, was a email that said "Beth, I missed you so, so, so, so, much! ♥,". Because of that heart, she knew it was Lindsay.

She hastily clicked on the title. "Hey, Beth, I hope all of this "fame," doesn't go to you're head! Jk, Luv ya, miss you!" The message read. The message put a smile on Beth's face. Her eyes beamed with joy.

Momments later, her mobile phone rang. The melody of Britney Spears' "3" came from the phone. She picked it up and answered.

"Hey, who is this?" Beth investigated. "Yo, Beth. Were havin' a Total Drama :Totally Dramatic Reunion." Chris said.

"Really? I guess I'll show up." Beth complied. "See ya tomarrow...dude!" Chris said.

"I'm am not a dude!" Beth waited for a responce. She was greeted with a ear-piercing beeping noise.

"Well, Looks like I'm busy tomarrow." Beth says. She turns her light off, turns her computer off and tucks herself into bed. Soon, she drifted to sleep.

"Morning," A voice was heard. "Huh?" Beth wondered. "It's Brady," He said, then he kissed her cheek.

"Brady!" She bursted out of bed and hugged him. "You ready for the reunion?" He asked. "No, I'm not even dressed."

"Then whatya doing, silly?" Brady said. He stolled out of the room and closed the door.

Twenty minutes passed, and Beth was done and ready for the reunion. Beth walked out of her room in 3 inch high heels, a red mini-dress, and her hair let down, and curly. "You look simpily amazing," Brady commented.

"Thanks," Beth said. Brady took Beth's hand and walked he down the stairs.

"Aw, she looks beautiful!" Beth's hysterical mother said. "Brady, you're a lucky man." Beth's father said. Brady gave a smirk at her dad and mom.

"Good luck, we'll be watching you on television!" Beth's mom said, as Beth walked out the door.

"I'm taking you to lunch, today." Brady said, opening the car door. "Yeah, you told me on the phone." Beth tells him.

"Oh, I didn't know...I was to busy thinking of you," He looked up at he with a big grin, then sat in the car. Beth did the same thing.

Soon, Beth and Brady walked into the Café.

''I noticed that everyone was wearing casual clothes...and I was in this mini-dress, all prettied up. You know how awkward that feels?''

Beth's heels made a clacking noise every time she steped, attracting wandering eyes and ears. The couple took seats at the far courner. "Yeah I would like to order a salad, thanks." Beth said sweetly.

"Same here, just with chicken." Brady said. "You mean a Caesar Salad?" The hormone-filled teenager said. "Yeah, I mean that." Brady complied.

The waiter walked away and Brady started talking about him.

"Did you see his pimples! It was really gross!" He said, quietly. Beth giggled.

Ten minutes later, the teenager came back.

"Here's your food, sir." His voice cracked when he said 'food'. "Thanks, Brady said, grabbing both of the Entrée's. He placed Beth's in front of her, and his, in front of him.

They started to chow down on thier food. "I'm so excited to see everyone again." Beth said, poking her last tomato on her plate, with a spork.

"Yeah, me too." Brady agreed.

2 Hours later, they arrived at the taping for the reunion.

"Welcome to the reunion!" Chris welcomed. "All twenty-two campers are here from season one."

The camera pans out and twenty two campers are seen sitting in which order they were eliminated, begining with campers who didn't make it to season two. Going down the row, it was, Ezekiel, Eva, Katie, Tyler, Noah, Cody, Sadie, Geoff, Bridgette, Trent, Gwen, DJ, Izzy, LeShawna, Justin, Lindsay, Harold, Courtney, Owen and Duncan.

"Welcome our winner of season two, Beth and her boyfriend Beth!" Chris said. The former-campers clapped.

Beth walked out, waving her hand, while Brady held the other. They sat on the couch, hand and hand.

"So, What did you do with the million?" Chris asked Beth. "Well, I spent it on my hair and make-up and-" Before she could finish, Chris cut in. "See you next season on Total Drama the Muuuuuusical!" Chris said.

The screen goes dark. and the tv screen read "Fin."

THE END.

NIzzy's Story
TDA Aftermath, Aftermath

"Two brave finalists fought it out for the million, with only one winner, Duncan! Now 15 contestants from TDA will tell us what really happened on set! Oh I love me some drama, you can only find this on TDA Aftermath, Aftermath!" Chris announced.

"Why am I here? I already won and I don’t want to go through another hour with these losers." Duncan said. Courtney scoffed and glared at Duncan with an annoyed look on her face. "Oh, sorry what I meant to say was I already won and I don’t want to go through another hour with these losers...And Courtney." He said and smiled. Courtney folded her arms and looked away.

"Okay guys I’m not getting paid to sit around and do nothing while you take jabs at each other... So let’s bring our first victim up, Geoff!" Chris exclaimed.

"Okay Chris why am I being interviewed? I’M meant to be the host!" Geoff said in an angry tone. Bridgette scowled at him. "Uh...I mean, me and Bridg are meant to host..." He said apologetically.

"Shut up, this is my job. Okay Geoff during TDA Aftermaths you and Bridgette have had some relationship problems, do you think this was your fault?" Chris said and smiled evilly. The audience gasped and Bridgette blushed a little. Geoff stared at the floor in silence.

"You’ll have to answer or you won’t win the million..." Chris said. The contestants gasped in shock.

"You mean whoever answers the most questions wins a million dollars?!" Heather shouted.

"Move it!" Courtney shouted as she jumped up from the audience and made her way towards the sofa.

"Courtney, I didn’t call you up and-!" Chris was interrupted by Courtney.

"I’m winning that million, I promise you that!" She said.

"Okay? Courtney, you and Duncan broke up in Top Dog, do you think you were too much of a rampaging, psychotic, over-obsessive, competitive girlfriend and do you think that’s why Duncan voted you off?" Chris asked. Courtney growled a little and folded her arms.

"Does it matter? Me and Duncan are back together now." She said.

"Yeah, yeah, Whatever, I want to know and so do our views, right?" He said as he turned towards the audience. Courtney scowled at them and the audience fell silent. "I’ll take that as a yes. Answer the question, Courtney." He said. Courtney sighed.

"I guess... I was a little competitive..." She said.

"And...?" Chris said.

"Well... I could have been...A little nicer... Duncan was... Probably right..." She said, glancing at Duncan and the others.

"Okay, that’ll do for me, next up is Lindsay!" Chris exclaimed. Lindsay jumped up from the audience.

"EEEEEEEEEEEE!" She squealed as she made her way to the sofa.

"Okay, Linds. Before we start, you do realize that Tyler was never in TDA, right?" Chris asked.

"Oh my, is Taylor here?" She asked as she scanned the studio, looking for Tyler.

"No, Lindsidiot!" Heather scolded.

"Uh-huh, Lindsay your question is... During your time on TDA, who did you hate the most?" Chris said and smiled.

"Umm...Well Heather and I are, like, enemies and Courtney wasn’t nice to me at all..." She said.

"Okay then, I guess were done, these lucky 15 contestants have qualified to be in our next season Total Drama, the Musical!" Chris exclaimed.

"What?! We have to do another season!" Gwen shouted.

"Hey what about the million you were gonna give us and I didn’t even get a go to be asked!" Heather complained.

"Uh...Yeah about that...Me and the producers decided instead of giving away a million dollars in one special we’ll stretch you guys to do another season. You know, for more drama!" Chris said.

"What?! When my lawyers get-!" Courtney was muted in the press of a button on Chris’ remote that controlled the crew’s equipment.

"Be sure to tune in on the next season, TOTAL DRAMA, THE MUSICAL!" He exclaimed.

THE END :D

Shane's Story
The Last Episode of TDA, or is It?

Chris appears on a stage, the stage is dark. All of a sudden, the lights come on to reveal that the twenty two original contestants are there.

Chris says, “Welcome, to the Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action Reunion!”

“Like anyone would wanna watch this show.” Noah says. Everyone laughs at Noah’s comment.

“NOAH! Seriously?” Chris angrily asks.

“Yep.” Noah says.

“Moving on. Anyway, we have called all of you back because we have, a reunion!”

“As if that wasn’t obvious.” Noah smirks

“Okay, I’m this close to throwing you out of here!” Chris shouts.

“Fine, fine. I’ll shut up.” Noah says.

“Thank you, anyway, it’s been one day since TDA and our fans have sent in some questions that I think that you all should answer. Let’s start with Home-School. So, Ezekiel, have you always been homeschooled?” Chris asks.

“Well, Chris, yeah. I really don’t see what the big deal is, eh. I mean, I learned what I learned. Only I did it at home. What’s the difference?” Ezekiel says.

“Um, yeah, it is. When Chris asked you on the first day, what’s up, you actually pointed to the sky.” Gwen says.

“Well, um, I uh, I didn’t know any better.” Ezekiel defends.

“Right…..” Gwen says.

“So Ezekiel, how did it feel to be the first one out of TDI?” Chris asks.

“It just plain hurt, eh. I mean, if I offended you girls, why didn’t you say something?” Ezekiel asks.

“Moving on! Why do you wear such warm clothing in summer?” Chris asks.

“Well, it’s cold where I live.” Ezekiel answers.

“Wow. What are you, an Eskimo?” Chris sarcastically asks.

“Nope, I’m a Canadian.” Ezekiel answers, oblivious to the sarcasm.

“Whatever, Eva! We have quite a few questions for you. How many hours a day do you work out?” Chris asks.

“I work five hours a day.” Eva says. Many of the audience clap for her.

“Wow, anyway, if you could change one thing that you did on the show, what would it be?” Chris asks.

“Probably over reacting at Heather stealing my MP3 player, that alone got me eliminated.” Eva answers.

“That’s a given” Chris says. Anyway, another question, “Have you ever been compared to the Female Hulk?”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Eva asks angrily. She punches one fist into another in annoyance.

“Um, uh, nothing. Absofrickenlutely nothing.” Chris says. “I think we better get to our next person before my beautiful face is ruined.” Chris walks over to Noah. “So Noah, what’s life like with eight other older, stronger, better looking brothers and sisters?”

“Wow, real deep man, real deep.” Noah says. “Anyway, to answer your question, it’s difficult. Eight others, so much stronger than you fighting for everything, heck, I barely got anything when I was little because I was weak. I developed my sarcasm and well, I got stuff in return. I was able to hurt my older siblings and actually get some food.”

“You didn’t get any food?” Eva asks surprised.

“Not much of it. But when I talked them down, I got a lot more, so I thought that if I was always sarcastic, I could get what I wanted. I was wrong, so very wrong.” Noah says. A few tears fall from his eyes.

“It’s alright, buddy.” Eva says, she places her hand on his shoulders and Noah smiles.

“Thanks Eva, you know, you you’re my first friend I’ve made in a while.”

“You’re welcome.”

“Wait a second!” Courtney says, “Didn’t you have a friend named Joey?”

“Um, well, I paid the kid to be my friend for the video.” Noah admits.

“MOVING ON!” Chris says. Noah looks angry as Chris moves on to Katie. “So, Katie, why are you and Sadie half a friendship?”

“We’re people!” Katie yells defensively.

“Right, you two couldn’t last a day without each other.” Noah smirks.

“OMG, you did NOT just go there!” Katie yells.

“What if I did, Dolphin Girl?” Noah retorts. Katie is about to say something, then she sits down, fighting to hold back tears.

“Well, the reason is… When Sadie came, I had no friends. When she came, we were mortal enemies. If you knew us six years ago, you would not think that we’d be BFFs.”

“Wow! I had no idea.” Courtney says.

“Whatever, like you’d know Miss, Oh I Have To Do Everything! You’ve always been popular, pretty, bossy, mean and overall an unlikable *****!”

“A few tears fall from Courtney’s face. “Like I haven’t heard those words before.” She says silently to herself.

“Lay off the girl, Will ya?” Leshawna asks.

“Whatevuh. Anyway, can we please get down soon! I wanna go home!” Katie whines.

“In an hour, for some…..” Chris says sneakily. “Anyway, Tyler, why do you believe you’re so awesome at sports?”

“What? I’m the man at sports dude!” Tyler says, a sea of, “In your dreams,” and, “Yeah, right, whatever.” are heard.

“Anyway, why are you afraid of chickens?”

“Oh crap, I knew I’d have to say this. Anyway, one day, my mom was making me chicken, when she served it, I ate some of it. All of a sudden, I realized it tasted funny when I found out, IT WAS RAW!” Tyler runs back stage and pukes in a bucket when he says those words.

“That’s totally gross!” Heather says.

“You said it.” Beth agrees.

“Nerd.”

“Queen of Mean.”

“GIRLS!” Chris says. Both Heather and Beth stop talking and look surprised. “That’s better, anyway, let’s move on to Cody before I start blowing chunks.”

“Oh yeah, that’s like, totally bad for your teeth.” Lindsay says. Everyone looks surprised at Lindsay’s sentence.

“Lindsiot actually got it right?” Heather asks.

“Maybe she does got some brain cells.” Leshawna says.

“I SAID MOVING ON TO CODY!” Chris yells.

“Dude, you know you don’t have to shout.” Duncan says.

“If you all stop interrupting, we could hurry this up and some of you will be going home!”

“Some?” Gwen asks.

“I’ll explain later. Anywho, Cody, we got some fans asking us, why do you think you can score a hot girl? And do you have the hots for Beth?”

“What kind of question is that? Of course I can score a hot gal. I mean, I’m the hottest guy here!” There are a lot of snickers heard from the girls and Owen. “What? Anyway, about, Beth, we’re just friends.”

“Right. Anywho, a lot of girls seem to love you. In fact, one drew you and posted it on the internet.” Chris says, he shows Cody the picture.

“Wow, I’m even hotter than I realize.” Cody remarks.

“Anyway…” Chris says weirded out. “Sadie, how did you feel about having to go five episodes without Katie?”

“It had difficult but, I managed. I met some great girls like Bridgette and Leshawna.” Sadie says.

“How did you feel about Courtney getting you eliminated?”

“I was at first enraged but, I let it go. Mainly since she got eliminated right after me, we became great friends but after her performance in TDA, well, our friendship is toast!” Sadie yells.

“Wow, wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that remark! Haha!” Chris laughs. “Anyway, how did you feel about Justin deserting you in the million dollar case special?”

“Oh my gosh! Me and Katie now hate him! Despite his hot bod, we realized that he was a total jerk face!”

“Wow, am I really that mean?” Justin asks.

“YES! You practically used my love for you to get further in the game!” Beth says.

“Excuse moi?” A voice says.

“BRADY! Hey sweetie! And um, I’m guessing you heard that. Didn’t you?” Beth laughs nervously.

“Um, heck yeah. But, I’ll forgive you if you give me a little love on my cheek.” Brady says as he points to his cheek.

“I’ll do one better!” Beth then starts to make out with him. Everyone is disgusted by their kissing. Chris signals to an intern and the intern pulls a rope that releases a trap door right under Beth and Brady. Beth and Brady don’t notice it and they fall down. The door closes but their kissing could still be heard.

“Anyway,” Chris says before he is cut off by kissing noises. “GEOFF! BRIDGETTE! Please stop with the making out!”

“But, that isn’t us.” Bridgette says as she points to Beth and Brady making out.

“How did you two get back up here?”

“There was a sign that said, ‘Stairs’ in bright lights.” Brady answers. He and Beth continue making out.

“Who’s bright idea was it to put a big neon sign down there?” Chris asks. All of the intern point at him. “Oh yeah, sorry guys. Anyway, Geoff, why did you and Bridgette make out so much?”

“Hey, what can I say? We’re in love.” Geoff answers.

“That’s for sure.” Bridgette answers.

“So, Bridgette, how did you and Geoff manage to stay together when Geoff was a jerk?”

“Well, I just knew that the real Geoff was in that pile of Chris somewhere.” Bridgette answers.

“Thanks, I guess.” Chris says.

“That wasn’t supposed to be a compliment.” Bridgette says.

“Okay……… This is a question for both Geoff and Bridgette. How did it feel to be the first ones out of TDA?

“It did hurt, but we had each other.” Geoff says.

“Yep, he just said it.” Bridgette says.

“Why aren’t you two making out?” Chris asks.

“Well, we decided to refrain from making out for a while. I mean, we lost out on a million bucks because of kissing!” Bridgette explains.

“Oh, not with the money.” Geoff says.

“Oh, it’s my fault we were eliminated! You liked me first!”

“Hey, I can just as easily un-like you! We’re breaking up!”

“Oh, that’s just great! I think we need a break!”

“Okay, as much as I hate to disrupt this ratings boosting, uh, I mean, happy moment. We need to move on. Izzy-“ Chris starts.

“IT’S E-SAY!” Izzy corrects.

“Okay, E-Say, what did you see in Owen?”

“Well, he’s funny, totally adorable, and he makes a great snacking parner, even if he did eat everything.” “E-Say” says.

“Okay, um. Yeah.” Chris says.

“OH! OH!” “E-Say” interrupts. “Anyone wanna see me roll my eyes to the back of my head?” Izzy doesn’t wait for an answer as she rolls her eyes to the back of her head. “Wow! It’s really dark in here!”

“Really? WOW!” Owen says.

“Yeah…. Anyway, Trent, why the freaken’ heck did you go crazy!?!” Chris asks.

“Um, well, I saw that she was loving Duncan so I wanted to get her attention again. I did because, I love her.” Trent confesses.

“AW! Thanks Trent!” Gwen says.

“Right, right, who cares, you have so many fan letters from girls! You have the pick of the litter!” Chris says.

“But, there’s only one girl for me.” Trent says. He hugs Gwen and Gwen smiles.

“So, are we cool?” Gwen asks.

“Yeah, we’re cool.” Trent says, the crowd cheers and Trent waves while Gwen just giggles and laughs.

“Alright, we’re done with you, Trent. Gwen! Are you really goth? You don’t act gothic.” Chris asks.

“Well, um, uh, well, I ah,” Gwen tries to find an answer but can’t find one.

“Out with it!” Chris orders.

“I’m not goth. I just did so I wouldn’t get sucked into something or get attached to something or someone in hopes they’d vote me out first. But, I was runner up in the first season so I decided to be myself and I didn’t get that far.”

“So I called you weird goth girl for nothing?” Heather asks.

“Um, yeah….” Gwen says.

“Eh, I already knew. You told me in that one episode where a coconut is eliminated.”

“Oh yeah.” Gwen says.

“Well that was interesting. Anywho, do you really have two lizards?” Chris asks.

“Yeah! I love reptiles!” Gwen says.

“That’s a surprise. Anyway, DJ, how do you feel about your illegal alliance with Chef?” Chris asks.

“I hate it! I really wish that I never accepted. However, I still have my dignity!” DJ says.

“We also have your mother here live!” Chris says. A screen suddenly appears and DJ’s mother appears on the screen.

“Hello? Hello?” DJ’s mother asks. “Is this thing on?”

“Yes, momma! Yes it is!” DJ yells.

“Devon Joseph! Poopydoo!” DJ’s mother says.

“Momma! Momma! I miss you so much! I can’t wait to go home and see you!”

“I can’t wait to see you too! I also wanna say that although you didn’t win, I just wanna let you that I love you and that I’m so proud of you!” Courtney begins to fidget in her seat.

“Momma, I’m glad I didn’t let you down!”

“And I proud of you for that! I love you!”

“I love you too momma!” DJ says. The screen turns off and Courtney has some tears in her eyes. Some tears fall from her face. No one notices, though.

“Alright! Let’s get on to Owen. Owen, how much do you weigh now?” Chris asks.

“I now weigh 290 pounds!” Owen proudly announces.

“You weighed 296 the episode that Izzy was eliminated again.” Heather reminds.

“You only lost six measly pounds!” Duncan yells.

“At least I lost weigh!” Owen points out.

“That is true.” Geoff says.

“Owen, are you disappointed that although you won TDI, you got no money?”

“A little, but hey! I won a season! How many people do you know can saw that?” Owen says.

“I can!” Beth says.

“Alright!” Owen exclaims while high-fiving Beth.

“Okay! Enough with the mushy stuff! Heather, are you really that mean?”

“Um, well. Not exactly, I guess. I came here only to win. I didn’t care about friends. But then, at my elimination, I found out that Leshawna’s a great friend.”

“AW! Thanks girl! But if you even think about scheming, I’ll whoop your butt.” Leshawna says.

“Okay…….Whatever. Anyway, anything else you want to ask me?” Heather asks.

“Yeah, your little brother, Damien, told us that you were once fat and pimply. Were you ever like that?” Chris asks. Heather has a look of shock on her face.

“Yes….I CAN’T BELIEVE HE TOLD YOU THAT! I worked my butt off to get to where I am now.” Heather exclaims. She begins crying and Leshawna puts her hand on her shoulders.

“It’s alright, let it out girl, let it out.” Leshawna says.

“You are such a great friend.” Heather says through tears.

“Anyway, do you regret anything that you did on the show?” Chris asks.

“Yeah, letting Chef shave my head!” Heather yells.

“Okay, moving on. Leshawna, do you think that Heather’s really a true friend.” Chris asks.

“Well, I guess. She defended me but she could still be playing a trick on me.” Leshawna says.

“Oh, Leshawna, you know we’re total BFFs!” Heather says. She rolls her eyes but no ones notices.

“Anyway, do you and Harold have any chance?” Chris asks.

“YES!” Harold yells.

“Oh sweetie, you know you’re my Captain Alberta. But it’ll never work out.” Leshawna says.

“Darn it.” Harold mutters under his breath.

“Anyway, what do you think about Gwen, now? Same question goes to you too Bridgette.” Chris says.

“We’re friends again.” Leshawna says.

“Same here, we’ve made up.” Bridgette says.

“Alright! Justin, how the heck did you think you could win by using your looks?” Chris says.

“Well, I thought that I could win by using the girl’s attraction to me to my advantage. However, Courtney had to come back and she ruined everything!” Justin yells.

“Wow, anyway, what do you think about Beth’s win?” Chris asks.

“How the heck did an ugly girl win TDA? That’s my thoughts.” Justin says, Beth begins to cry and Brady comes over to Justin and beats him up.

“Thanks Brady.” Beth says.

“You’re welcome sweetie-poo-poo.” Brady says. Beth and Brady hug and the audience AWs!

“WHAT WAS THAT FOR? Now I’ll never model again!” Justin yells.

“Like we care, anyway, how did you feel about Lindsay and Beth betraying you?” Chris says.

“It hurt. I mean, I thought that we really had something.” Justin says.

“Like you ever cared!” Lindsay yells.

“Wow, when did you get so smart?” Justin asks.

“I was always smart.” Lindsay answers. The audience and the former contestants all laugh at her, including Beth. “Beth!?!” Lindsay asks hurt.

“Sorry, Lindsay, it’s just hard to see you smart!” Beth laughs.

“Well, looks like I win that bet.” Chris says. Lindsay reluctantly gives Chris five dollars.

“What the heck?” Heather asks surprised.

“Chris and I had bet. You see, I only acted dumb so you guys wouldn’t see me as a threat. I thought I could win if no one thought of me as a threat.” Lindsay explains.

“Wow, I never knew.” Beth says.

“No one did. That’s what made it so much fun!” Lindsay says.

“Anyway, Lindsay, are you really a blond?” Chris asks.

“No, I’m a brunette.” Lindsay answers.

“Oh, well, next question. Did you ever find Tyler?” Chris asks.

“Of course! Tyler’s right here!” Lindsay answers as she hugs Tyler who is sitting right next to her.

“Wow, anyway, what was your favorite thing in TDI or TDA?” Chris asks.

“Oh, that’s an easy one. It’s definitely cussing Heather in front of her face.” Lindsay answers.

“Yeah, all those words you said are STILL ringing in my head!” Heather yells.

“Anyway, moving on to Harold, Harold, why do you have such a high opinion of yourself?” Chris asks.

“Well, I’m a stud! Duh!” Harold answers.

“Uh huh, anyway….. Do you really have any mad skills?” Chris asks.

“Of course!” Harold says. “I can jiggle cards with my butt!” Harold says as he demonstrates.

“Um, Harold, not that I don’t like your butt in my face but, CAN YOU GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF MY FACE?” Courtney asks.

“Alright, we’re done with you Harold, Courtney, I noticed you crying when DJ’s Mother came on the screen. What’s wrong?” Chris asks.

“Well, to tell you the truth, I never heard the phrase, ‘I love you.’” Courtney admits. “They only even showed me the tiniest amount of affection whenever I did something right. Like if I got good grades, they’d love me. But if I got a B plus, they wouldn’t even talk to me.” Courtney admits.

“Wow, that’s difficult, never receiving any affection from your parents if you do something a little not perfect.” Leshawna says.

“My older sister helped me, though. She’s awesome. She said by my side the entire time.” Courtney says.

“Okay, how do we know you’re not lying?” Justin asks.

“Would I lie about something like that?” Courtney asks.

“You lied about your feelings for me!” Justin yells.

“You did the exact same thing to Lindsay and Beth!” Courtney yells.

“She does have a point.” Beth comments.

“She’s right on that point.” Lindsay says.

“Alright, we have one more question for you. Why were you so mean?” Chris asks.

“I’m not mean! At least, not in the real world, you’ve seen reality shows! So many times people who are nice in the real world, are mean in the show because they want to win. Same here, you saw me in the first episode in TDI. I was nice, then, the game settled in.” Courtney sadly admits. “I’m sorry to everyone who I’ve hurt. Especially you Dunky.” Courtney says.

Everyone but Courtney says, “It’s aright.”

“Well, after that, let’s go to Duncan. Duncan, how much did it hurt to lose a million bucks?” Chris asks.

“Let me tell you, it hurt. Getting to the final four two times and still losing it!” Duncan yells.

“Well, anyway, what would you have done with the money?” Chris asks.

“Get out of juvie, which, conveniently, is exactly one million dollars.” Duncan says.

“Speaking of juvie, what did you do to get into juvie?” Chris asks.

“Ugh, note to self: Never talk about juvie in front of horrible reality show host. Anyway, I guess it’s time I told you all. You see, some of my friends and I were planning on vandalizing some random music store. We had on the cool black outfits and those black masks on our heads. We had done everything, and there were no cameras, so I took off my mask but there was a hidden camera, in other words, in a Celine Dion music store standee. So because of my stupid move, I was the only one caught.” Duncan admits.

“Wow, anyway. Now, the winner of Total Drama Action will now be interviewed by the greatest host of all time! ME!” Chris yells.

“Um, Chris, I’m over here.” Beth says. Chris turns around.

“Well, now for some questions, have you ever considered getting a make-over?” Chris asks.

“I-I got a make-over right before the reunion.” Beth says. She begins to vry but Brady comforts her.

“It’s alright, babe. You’re the hottest girl in the world to me.”

“Thanks Brady!” Beth says. They hug.

“Alright, now, BACK TO THE GORGEOUS HOST! Anyway, what will you do with the money?” Chris asks.

“Well, I’m thinking about putting it all into savings for college.” Beth says.

“What moment in TDI or TDA would you take back?” Chris asks.

“Oh, it would so be distracting Lindsay from voting off Courtney.” Beth says. Courtney looks like she’s about to cry. “This is before, you know, we made-up.”

“Well, that’s all the questions! Now, I have a surprise! We have a third season! Total Drama: the Musical!” Chris announces.

“Oh no, heck no! I am not doing another season!” Leshawna yells.

“I’m with you Leshawna!” Gwen says.

“But your contract says that if I want to have a another season, you guys will be in any season I want!” Chris says. “Anyway, meet two new contestants! Sierra and Alejandro!”

“OH MY GOD! CODY!” Sierra yells. Sierra hugs Cody tightly.

“You’re….Chocking….Me.” Cody says.

“Oh my goodness, you’re so hot Alejandro!” Saide exclaims.

“Yeah, so much hotter than Justin.” Katie comments.

“Um, okay.” Alejandro says.

Justin walks up near him and whispers, “Easy bait.”

“Hello, Kara and Sally.” Alejandro says.

“Um, it’s Katie and Sadie.” Katie corrects.

“Yeah, who cares. You girls wanna go out?”

“OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! YES!” Katie and Sadie yell while jumping up and down.

“Alright, when I call your name, you are in Total Drama: the Musical! Alright, so. Alejandro and Sierra are obvious. Courtney, Duncan, Lindsay, Tyler, Bridgette, Cody.” Sierra squeals when Cody’s name is called. Cody looks frightened. “Izzy, DJ, Heather, Harold, Leshawna, Owen, Gwen, and Noah will all be competing. Now the ones who I didn’t call out, you can go home.” Chris says.

“Kristen and Sonja, we’re done.” Alejandro says, he walks away and Katie and Sadie begin to cry.

“Now, see you next time, on Total Drama: the Musical!” Chris says.

THE END

Judging
Nalyd: Chimmy will judge Gophers, Sunshine has Bass.

Chimmy's reviews
CK: LOL! This story was so funny. I loved Chris’s line, “Everybody sleeps with a teddy bear!” LOL at Owen!! Every single character was in character, and the episode almost seemed like it could be a real episode! However, it seemed to end rather abruptly, and I feel like you could have extended it by interviewing more of the characters.

Dark: Well…it was definitely original. However, it was absolutely filled with grammar and spelling issues, such as "SPENSE YOUR FIRED!” instead of, “SPENSE, YOU’RE FIRED!” Try to improve these issues in the future, as they are tying down your stories.

GM: No story, no review.

KoopaKidJr.: This was definitely the most original story, in my opinion. Great idea to use just the unqualified contestants instead of the more-focused on characters. I loved Noah and Eva in this, and Tyler was pretty good. However, I wish you had at least incorporated a bit of the hyped up characters, as you only focused on the 7 that didn’t qualify. It didn’t seem like much of a reunion or aftermath, but it wasn’t stated in the rules that it had to be one of those.

Turnertang: This was pretty cool! I liked the randomness of the objects that would fall on the contestants, and good idea using only some of them, though it seemed short. I noticed only one grammar mistake, “Now if you lie then your seat will eject and shoot you in the air…there should be an end quotation there.

Webly: Good story! Nice idea with the dramatic speeches. However, it seemed short, and it had a ton of grammar issues. For example, there was “It's Chris McClean signing in saying that was not the last aftermath this is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..not only was there no end quotation, the sentence should have been. “It’s Chris McClean, signing in, saying that this was not the last aftermath, this is!” …Come to think of it, I think that’s a run-on sentence.

Sunshine's Reviews
Sunshine: I actually did my reviews this week! *awaits applause, recieves none* ...moving on...

Jason: This one was all right. I got kind of tired of Beth and Brady's constant lovey-dovey talk, but that's just me. I thought it started and ended kind of abruptly as well, and I would've liked to see a little more of the reuinion (though in all honesty, Chris probably would do an ending like that XD). There were a few minor grammar issues as well, like two people talking in one paragraph and some problems with commas. Other than that, it was pretty good!

NIzzy: This one was funny. I was LOL at Lindsay. "Oh my, is Taylor here?" XD Everyone was very in character. However, there were some minor grammar issues (mostly forgetting commas) and I felt the story started and ended really abruptly; if you'd written a bit more and made the ending seem less rushed, it would have been better. Other than that, not bad!

Shane: This was probably my favorite one of the Bass stories. It was funny, it gave each character some time, all the characters were written realistically, there were emotional moments, there were revelations, all that good stuff. I liked how you introduced Alejandro and Sierra, and made the transition into TD:TM. I think there were some minor grammar issues, but nothing serious. Nice work!

Tye: No story, no review.

Decision
Nalyd: Chimmy, Sunshine, looking over the reviews, who do you think won the challenge?

Sunshine: Hmm... I guess I'd say the Gophers should win, and Shane should be BOW. What do you think, Chim-chim?

Chimmy:I agree!

Sunshine: Well, that was easy! XD

Chimmy:Yup! XD

Sunshine: It really goes a lot faster when I actually decide to contribute! (LOL, I really was busy the past... er... month or so... big sorries for the five or six reviews I missed... >.<;;)

Chimmy:It's OK Sunshine, I've missed my fair shair of reviews.

Nalyd: I agree. Bass lose AGAIN and Shane is the BOW. Shane, you can talk with your team here.

Dark: FINALLY! GOPHERS WON!

Shane: Dark, the Gophers have only lost twice. Anyway, I know the two who I am sending. The first one is Tye: You know, whenever I am BOW, Tye never has a story up. Anywho, Tye didn't get a story up. I'm very sorry Tye. Really, I am. Anyway, the next person in Nizzy. Although Nizzy had a story up, I feel as if Jason has done more or something, as Jason had a better review. Anyway, those are the two I am sending. I am very sorry Tye and Nizzy.

Elimination Ceremony Eight
Nalyd: Shane, who are your nominees and why. (You can copy your above message)