My Total Drama: Revenge of the Island

13 contestants. 13 episodes. 1 host. 1 cranky cook. $1,000,000! And currently some people standing here. What ya' waiting for? Sign-Up!

Sign Ups
3 each.
 * 1) Mike - Sunsummer7
 * 2) Zoey - Sunsummer7
 * 3) Anne Maria - TrentFan
 * 4) Jo - Scienceboy0
 * 5) Cameron - Scienceboy0
 * 6) Brick - S321
 * 7) Sam - Scienceboy0
 * 8) Lightning - Sunsummer7
 * 9) Dawn - TrentFan
 * 10) B - S321
 * 11) Staci - TrentFan

Eliminated

 * 1) Dakota - Flamethrower12
 * 2) Scott - totaldramaseriesfan234

Pre-Chat
Chris: We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. And now, we're heading back to were it all began. Camp Wawanakwa. And here comes our cast!


 * a boat is arriving towards the island*

Chris: Lightning!

Lightning: The Lightning's gonna' win it all, like he always has! Sha-bam!

Chris: Zoey and Mike!

Zoey: We're finally here.

Mike: Exciting, right?

B: *gets off the boat* This is gonna rock!

Brick: *salutes the island* You bet it is big guy!

Scott: *runs off the boat* so this is it...huh?

Jo: *backflips off boat* I am going to win this for sure.

Cameron: Um...Hi everyone.

Sam: *plays on video games*

Chris: Welcoming, The Tough Guy (Scott), The Tomboy (Jo), Game Wizard (Sam), and Bubble Boy (Cameron).

Dawn: *steps off boat* Hey Chris, your aura seems grey.

Staci: *steps off* My great great uncle invented boats, YAH! Before then they used to use rafts to get where they wanted, YAH!

Anne Maria: *steps off* You all need a little tan spray. *sprays all over* I'm already Jersey Perfect!

Brick: *to Staci* Suuuuure and I'm a wizard with magical powers and a scar!

Jo: Chris, I'm more than just a tom-boy, I am the best, I am the strongest, I am the smartest, and by extension, the meanest.

Brick: Yeah, yeah, save it for later sister! The king pin's in town! *flexes out his muscles and kisses them*

Chris: *to Jo* Clearly you haven't met Eva. (XD)

Jo: She may look stronger, but I am the REAL strong one.

Anne Maria: *sprays Brick* You were looking a little pasty.

Brick: *slaps the spray can out of Anne's hand* Who ya callin pasty tan-in-a-can?!

Jo: A small tip, don't be mean to your fellow contestants when you might still be on a team with them.

Brick: Whatever Butch. I'm playing by my own rules, and they don't call for me being a pansy!

Anne Maria: *grabs her spray can* Whatever.

Chris: Time to get the teams ready. First, race to the end of the forest. GO!

Lightning: *runs ahead of everyone*

Brick: HASTA LA VISTA LOSERS! *runs ahead*

Lightning: *runs ahead of Brick*

Brick: Oh yeah?! I'll show you! *runs ahead of Lightning* HAHA!!!

Dawn: *begins to run*

Staci: *begins to run* YAH!

Anne Maria: I refuse to run!

Brick: *runs faster, picking up speed* WOHOOOO!!!!!

Dawn: *continues running* Hello birds!

Stacis: *continues running*

Brick: *runs faster*

Lightning: *runs faster, becomes neck and neck with Brick*

Dawn: *continues running*

Staci: *continues running* YAH!

Brick: *sprints and runs more*

Dawn: *runs faster*

Staci: *continues running* YAH!

Jo: *Runs past Staci and Dawn* You two in front have to watch out!

Sam: *walks while playing video games*

Cameron: *tries to run* AH! MY LEGS!

Brick: *runs pas everyone* NANANANANAAAAAA

Jo: *passes Lightning* Brick! You won't be ahead for long!

Brick: *keeps running ahead* That's what you think!

Dawn: *passes Lightning*

Staci: *passes Lightning*

Jo: *is right behind Brick now* Only because its true!

Dawn: *catches up to Jo* Hey Jo! Your aura seems fitting!

Staci: *runs*

Jo: Thanks *passes Brick and finish line* Yes!

Dawn: *passes Brick and reaches the finish line* Nice one!

Brick: *reaches finiish line* D'OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Jo: I gave you a head start, and you still don't win.

Brick: There's only ONE EXPLANATION FOR THIS PREDIIIICAAMENT! One, you cheated. Two, you cheated, or three YOU CHEEAAAATTTTEEED!!!!

Staci: *reaches finish* Fourth, YAH!

Lightning: *crosses*

(Sun: Edit conflicts hate me.)

Jo: Cheating is for losers.

Cameron: Almost there! *falls* MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: *carries Cameron* I got you buddy.

Dawn: Nice win Jo.

Anne Maria: *walking there, spraying herself*

Cameron: Thanks.

Sam: *is playing video games, and is last*

Mike: *passes with Cameron*

B: That was tough. Oh well.

Sam: *passes Anne Maria, VERY SLOWLY*

Cameron: Here we are! *they pass finish line*

Anne Maria: *passes Sam again and finishes*

Sam: *also finishes*

Zoey: *passes*

Chris: I will now announce the teams.

Brick: YEAH! I hope I'm on the good team!!!

Chris: Team A is Jo, Lightning, Brick, Cameron, B, Sam, and Dakota. Team B is Mike, Zoey, Scott, Staci, Dawn, and Anne Maria. Ready for team names?

Brick: Well as self proclaimed team leader yadda yadda yadda, we are THE CONQUISTADORS!!!

Dawn: *to team* What do you think?

Jo: *to Brick* It looks like I'm on your team third pig.

Dakota: I want be the Evil Angels!

Brick: You're just jealous you don't have any awesome names for my awesome team!

Cameron: So, what is this first challenge?

Brick: Either A, a poll about how awesome I am, or B, a contest to make the best statue of me!!!!

(Liam: Can I do the Elimination Table?)

Cameron: I highly doubt Chris would do a chellenge on one specific person.

Chris: Alright, stop talking so I can explain.

Brick: Okay! I'll stop talking so I can hear how awesome the challenge about me is going to be!!

Chris: For starters, Team A is the Toxic Rats. Team B is the Mutant Maggots. I've hidden an immunity idol somewhere in the camp.

Challenge One
Chris: Your job is to cut down your team's totem, ride the river on it, and the first to bring it to camp, wins. Jo, your team gets a trampoline, Dawn, yours gets a hacksaw. GO!

Brick: *jumps on the trampline and grabs onto the totem* GUYS! Bang on the ground so this thing falls!

Lightning: *bangs on the ground*

Mike: *throws saw at rope*

Brick: It's going! *the totem falls and lands on the ground* NOW MOVE TEAM MOVE! *gets on it*

Mike: *throws saw at rope again cutting it down* (I'm going to bed, good night)


 * The Maggots quickly gain on the Rats in the river*

Lightning: We have to do something!

Jo: I have an idea. *grabs Sam's video game and throws it at the Maggots*

Sam: HEY!

Cameron: That didn't help much.

Jo: Shut up tooth pick.

Mike: *barely dodges the game, turns into Svetlana* Svetlana will save us! *pounces on the totem to bounce the water, and the Maggots fly over the Rats and the waterfall, they start sliding on land, turns back to Mike*

Lightning: Incoming! *his team ends up on land as well*

Jo: Everybody lean! *leans forward*

Sam: *leans forward*

Cameron: *leans forward, log starts to catch up agian*

Jo: Everyone else!

Lightning: *leans forward*

Zoey: Hmm... *leans forward for her team*

Mike: *does the same, Maggots get in lead again*

Maggots: *get to campground, places totem*

Chris: The Maggots win! Rats, your number of 7 to 6 will now be even.

Rats Vote (1)
Chris: Vote here.

Jo: (CONF) I have to vote Dakota. She didn't help in the challenge at all.

Sam: (CONF) What? Oh, I don't know who to vote. I guess I'll vote myself. I don't really want to be here. But, I'll stay if they don't vote me out.

Lightning: *votes Dakota*

Cameron:*votes Dakota*

Lightning: *asks Jo in secret* You up for an alliance?

Jo: *whispers back* Sure...but we need some more people. I hate to say it, but I think we should include bubble boy over there. We would need some brians.

Lightning: Good idea, who's our first target after Dakota?

Jo: Either game junkie or cocky marine.

Lightning: I think Sam, Brick can be a jerk, but he is not too bad physically.

Brick: We gotta cut out the dead weight first. I say we get out Sam. He's useless

Chris: So far, only Brick, B, and Dakota need to vote.

Jo: BRICK! THIS IS PRIVATE!

Brick: (CONF) I vote for Dakota. You're useless and have no use here.

B: (CONF) I vote for Dakota. You're complete dead-weight to the team and you know it.

Chris: The votes are cast. The marshmallows go to... B, Cameron, Jo, Brick, and Lightning. Sam and Dakota, one of you will have to go. The Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom goes to... Dakota. *hurls Dakota in hurl of shame*

Rats Cabin (1)
Brick: *sleeping* (CONF) I was pretty eager to wake up today! I know there's some gizamo that can help me stay in this game somewhere!

Jo: (CONF) I don't plan to be on any real alliance. I will just get rid of whoever I want using the alliance, but I won't be...totally truthful to it.

B: (CONF) I'm going to make it clear that this game is about self-preservation. I don't care if anyone else doesn't win, it's about my moolah!

Lightning: (CONF) Yesterday was great! I got an alliance, and survived the first day. I'm garenteed the merge!

(Sun: Survivor, does Brick mean the idol?)

(S321: Yes he does)

Brick: *quietly leaves the cabin to go look for the idol* *quietly snoops around in the woods* It's gotta be here somewhere.

Brick: *picks it up and reads it quietly* "Congrats contestant. You have found the Chris Head. If you have been voted out, play this and you will be safe, sending home the person with the next highest amount of votes" Sweet! *puts it in his underwear and walks back to the cabin quietly*
 * a rather large piece of paper with writing on it appears on the ground of forest*

Paper: *On the back it says "However, it will be useless at the merge."*

Brick: *goes back to sleep without anyone noticing* (CONF) HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POWER! Now NO ONE CAN DEFEAT MY MIGHTY AWESOMENESS WITH THIS LITTLE DEMON IDOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(Also, you play the idol AFTER you've been voted out.)

Lightning: *wakes up*

B: *wakes up and stretches*

(Hey Sun, I know it's up to you, but I'd love to see you play Mike a little right now)

Sam: *is wide awake* (CONF) Since Jo through my video game in the river yesterday, and my backup was taken by again today, I can't even sleep. I'm going to vote myself out the first chance I get. (I was just thinking of something he would say, he's not really going to quit)

Brick: *to Sam* Dude, can I talk to you for a sec in private? (CONF) Sam seems like a good enough ally for me. Trusting, dim-witted and unquestionably loyal. He's perfect!

B: (CONF) At this point in time, I might as well stick with Brick. Everybody will be after him instead of me and I need that kind of protection at this point.

(Sun: Did you like what Mike did in the cabin to refresh you?)

Sam: What is it?

Brick: *whispers* How would you like to make an alliance with me? The others want you out. I'll keep you safe dude.

Sam: I'm sort of fine with them voting me out. I just want a way to get back to saving the princess.

Brick: Dude, you can make it far with me in the game. We'll show them who's boss. Please dude, you can do it.

Sam: Fine. I'll help you, but whenever I feel like it, I will vote for myself.

Brick: Good. We're united for a while though. *whispers to him* Why not get out Lightning first chance we get? He's a big threat for the merge.

Sam: Sure. Whatever.

B: *walks around, appreaciting the nature around him*

(Sun: Doh, why Lightning?)

(Cause he's a threat. I want it to be discrete so there can be an awesome blindside dude lol XD)

(Dude, the merge is in episode 9, we're in episode 2. You don't need to think threat.)

(Dude, I'm allowed to vote him off if I want to. It would make for a great blindside dude. Please)

(K)

Lightning: Hey, Brick.

Brick: Hey Lightning. *whispers* Don't spread this round', but I heard Jo is planning on trashing you first chance she gets. I'd get her out ASAP.

(So Brick plants a fake seed in Lightning's head. Brick suggests throwing the challenge to get Jo out when he really wants Lightning out. So the rats throw it and Lightning vote for Jo, while he's blindsided. Deal?)

Lightning: Why is she targeting me? (Actually, being manipulated by the antagonist is kinda fun.)

Brick: *whispers* She said because you're too strong. So let's throw the challenge today and get her out. Deal? I'll lobby agaisnt her while you relax and enjoy the day! (He decides to trust Brick to tell people to get out Jo, while he's really targeting him)

Lightning: Well, where'd you find out what she said?

Brick: *whispers* She told me last night off in the woods. Trust me dude. I got your back. You don't have to worry.

Lightning: Alright, I trust you.

Brick: Sweet dude. *shakes his hand* We have a deal! (CONF) Heheheeeee! That sucker is gonna be in for a huge surprise tonight!

Maggots Cabin (1)
Zoey: *wakes up, yawns*

Mike: *still sleeping, turns into Chester* Aw, kids need to be more darn responsible. Back in my day, they would work around the house, now they're just darn lazy! *turns back to Mike, still sleeping*

Zoey: Uh...

Mike: *still sleeping, turns into Manitoba Smith* Ah, this'll track down a boar bear, gonna have good meat.

Zoey: >.>

Mike: *turns into Vito* Yo, 'sup dudes.

Zoey: |:

Mike: *turns into Svetlana, jumps off bed*

Zoey: That's odd.

(Hey Sun, I got a good idea. You can give Mike a new personality which is a parody of Buzz Lightyear. That would be hilarious! You could call him "Snuzz Rightyear")

(Sun: I like that idea. (Mike: To infinity, and beyond! *crashes into wall*) XD)

(Sorry for deleting all that dude. I just thought maybe it took up too much space)

Challenge Two
Chris: Ok, this first part is a trivia game. I'll ask each player an embarrassing question, and if he or she presses the buzzer, they score a point for their team. Now, who wet thier pants on the first day of school?

(This is to Brick)

B: Uh, Brick, why are you sweating so much?

Brick: *sweating heavier and heavier, till he's covered in a bath of sweat* OK IT'S ME!!! I'M THE PANTS WETTER! I AAMMM!! I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! WET EM TILL THEY WERE SOAKED!

Chris: Ok, Rats 1, Maggots 0. Who went goth for years willingly?

Zoey: *presses buzzer*

Chris: Rats 1, Maggots 1. Who's first name is really Beverly?

B: I hate you McClean *presses buzzer*

Staci: My great great grandfather invented trivia, YAH! Before then everyone played Sharades instead, YAH!

Chris: Rats 2, Maggots 1. Who was the only girl who didn't get chosen for prom?

(To Staci)

Staci: .....*presses buzzer*

Chris: Rats 2, Maggots 2. To the Rats, who's got held back in seventh grade 2 times?

(To Lightning)

Chris: Nobody? Who secretly killed a panda for dinner?

(To Dawn)

Dawn: Don't judge me, I had an illusion.....*presses buzzer, ashamed*

Chris: Rats 2, Maggots 3. Who was mistaken for a boy?

(To Jo)

Jo: *presses Buzzer* It's really not that embarrising.

Chris: Rats 3, Maggots 3. Who farted on a prom date?

(To Scott)

Chris: Anyone? Ok, who wore diapers until 11 years old?

(To Cameron)

Cameron: *presses buzzer* I thought that was an achievment!

Chris: Ok, who farted on their first date?

Sam: *presses buzzer and tries to cover face*

Chris: Okay, next part is a relay. Teams will carry their mascot (Maggot for Maggots, Rat for Rats), all the way through this obstacle course. You have to go through the Butt-Kicking Shoes, the Cannonballs, a rolling leg of wood, Wooden platforms, Wipeout balls, and the Baseball Course. Row for Rats is Lightning, Jo, Cameron, Sam, B, and Brick. For the Maggots, Zoey, Mike, Scott, Anne Maria, Staci, and Dawn. GO!

Lightning: *is kicked so hard by boot, gets to Jo*

Zoey: *tries to avoid the obstacle*

Jo: Thanks for the rat. *runs through cannonballs*

Jo: *runs past connonball* Here you go cameron. Wait, where is the rat? *rat is sees flying on cannonball*
 * A cannonball then heads straight towards Jo*

Rat: WEEEEEEE!!!!! *crashes in mud*

Zoey: *hands Mike the maggot*

Mike: *starts to run through cannons*

Jo: *gets rat back* Here you go.

Cameron: Thanks. *runs on wood*

Mike: *gives maggot to Scott*

Cameron: *gives rat to Sam*

Sam: Thanks. *starts jumping on wooden platforms*

Beaver: *chews down Sam's platform*

Sam: AAAHHH!!!! *throws rat, and it lands B's arms* OH NO! *falls down*

Beaver: *makes him lay down, pours ketchup on Sam*

Sam: Uhhhh HELP!!!!!!!

Jo: *punches beavers* COME ON BEV! RUN!

Lightning: *knocks out beaver*

Scott: *runs with the maggot*

Mike: You're almost to Anne, Scott.

Scott: *jumps and lands perfectly on wooden platforms and hands the maggot to Anne*

Anne Maria: *begins to walk holding the Maggot* Yuck!

Zoey: The sooner you pass it on to Staci, the sooner it's away from you.

Anne Maria: Fine! *begins to run with the maggot*

Jo: B! WHAT ARE YOU DOING????

Lightning: Jo, I need to talk to you for a second.

Jo: Sure, is it about our alliance?

Lightning: Yes, earlier Brick said that you were plotting to eliminate me, and he knew because you told him in the forest.

Anne Maria: *running with maggot*

Jo: THAT LITTLE LIAR!

Lightning: If we lose, though we likely will at this point, maybe we shouldn't kick him off just yet, he could possibly have an idol, so wait him out 'till the merge?

Anne Maria: *passes maggot to Staci* Finally!

Staci: YAH! *Grabs maggot and starts running*

B: *grabs rat and runs* FOR THE TEAM!!!

Staci: *goes over wipeout balls*

B: *goes over the wipeout balls*

Staci: *panting* Yah....*passes to Dawn*

Dawn: *grabs Maggot and starts running*

Rats: Bring it to Brick!

B: *hands the rat to Brick*

Brick: *starts running*

Dawn: *shielding the maggot from the baseballs and running* Almost there!

Brick: *jumps over the bats* FOR THE TEAM! *jumps into the mitt*

Chris: The Rats win!

Lightning: *high fives Jo*

Brick: Wohoo! *falls off the bat and gets covered in mud*

B: YEAH MAN!!!

Dawn: *finishes and sets maggot down* Oh no, I'm sorry team.

Zoey: It's alright, it was a close race.

Maggots Vote (1)
Mike: *votes Scott*

Zoey: *votes Scott*

Dawn: *votes Scott*

Staci: *votes Scott* Yah!

Anne Maria: *Votes Scott* He needs a tan.

Chris: The votes are cast. The marshmallows go to... Zoey, Mike, Staci, and Anne Maria. Dawn and Scott, one of you will go. The Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom goes to... Scott.

Rats Cabin
B: *sleeping* (CONF) We sure got lucky with that victory yestarday. We need to make sure one of the others goes home next, then me, Brick and Sam are in total power!

Lightning: *doing morning push-ups*

Brick: *wakes up* (CONF) Maybe my attempted blindside failed last night, but I have another trick up my sleeve! *laughs evily and pulls out his idol* One of them's gonna be in for a rude awakening soon!

Lightning: *finishing push ups* 997, 998, 999, 1,000!

B: *puts on his skate cap* I hope we win the challenge today!

Chef: Breakfast everyone, paste! (from Wawanakwa Gone Wild) *leaves room*

Brick: Yuck! *takes out sausage, cheese, egg and bacon sandwich on a croissant* *bites into it* That's the beauty of packing breakfast! *drinks OJ*

Lightning: *looks for protein in meal*

B: *munches on a fruit bar*

Lightning: *fails to find protein, instead uses some of his protein powder*

Brick: Let's do the next challenge already.

Jo: I can eat anything. *starts eating paste*

Maggots Cabin
Chef: Breakfast everyone, paste! (from Wawanakwa Gone Wild) *leaves room*

Mike: This is so sticky... *turns into Chester* Ah, no one cares about hygiene now, I mean, seriously!

Zoey: Dawn? I need to ask you something privately.