User blog:Nanopower/Nano For President: We're Already Screwed!

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WARNING: THIS IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS INFORMATION, IF YOU WORK FOR ANY PRESIDENT, LEAVE NOW

Nano is a loving psychopathic user who does nothing but love and cherish all of you with attention... when he cares enough. But every rose has a thorn, and Nano's will cut deep into your skin...

He's running a campaign to overthrow the president, currently don't know which one, but we will, and with your help, he could send the currently unknown president into jail for attempting to hurt the president, me! But how could we accomplish such a thing? Well, All I need is you to say "I agree" and if you say "I disagree", I'll execute you when I'm emperor president, but what do you get? If you support or not support, you still get a cute new userbox for all!

This currently hidden from the government but, what do I get if I support? Well, easy, you get;
 * 1) Twice as many relationships you'll ever get.. 1!
 * 2) Cameras in every toilet
 * 3) Lewshana dancing at your doorstep
 * 4) A gun to defend yourself from the dancing
 * 5) Whack-A-Courtney
 * 6) Immortality (Only for 1 hour)
 * 7) Nano On Your Friend List
 * 8) Harold's beat boxing talents (If you practise)
 * 9) A ticket to heaven (Warning: Tickets May Expire 24 hours after purchasing, so die fast)
 * 10) Your in NTA:JT (As long as you already signed up that is)
 * 11) Zoey as your butler personal punching bag
 * 12) AND MORE!

So say if you want a userbox, support or don't and wait for the results!

~ Nano, 2014, Secret Plans