User blog:Teddy10/Teddy is Back!!! YAY!!!

Huggles huggles huggles! I'm back from my vacation, and yes, I had fun. I rode this roller coaster than was like, totally only fifty seconds long, and had a MAJOR HUGE DROP in the first twenty seconds. It was horrifying; my photo of me in the roller coaster made me look like a brunette grudge, because I was screaming and my hair was all over my face. So, yeah, terrifying, but the whole trip was good. I'm glad to be back!

(Also, I got this joke from a famous comedian whose name I don't know)

''One day, I returned home with a note that said I would be getting detention. My mother read the note, and I could tell she had the 'moment'.''

That night, at exactly twelve at midnight, she gave me gear that wrestlers wear when they fight, and I asked her why she gave me this gear.

''"Because, I'm not having a daughter who's going to get detention. Put on the gear, because I'm about to hit you with a pipe, but wear that helmet tight because I don't want to kill you, because baby I love you!" ''