Total Drama Author 5

A lot of people think that they are great authors. Over half of these people are mediocre. This is not only a camp where people are getting their writing skills improved but they are competing to be the best author.... Who will prove that they have the skills? Who will crumble under the pressure? Who will rise to the occasion?

'''This... is... TOTAL! DRAMA! AUTHOR! 5!!!'''

How It Works

 * 1) Two teams of ten people each will be constructed.
 * 2) The teams will compete in challenges. (i.e. Write a story where Lindsay and Tyler break up OR write a story where Beth suddenly becomes popular OR write a story about the contest itself.)
 * 3) Chimmy and Shane will read and judge the stories, and determine which team wins.
 * 4) The winning team is invincible!
 * 5) Chimmy/Shane (Whoever judged the losing team) will pick whoever was the best author on the team that week.
 * 6) The best person on the losing team will pick two of their teammates to be up for elimination.
 * 7) The bottom two will give reasons to stay in the game.
 * 8) Nalyd and Sunshine will determine who goes home (The only guarantee that one is safe is if they're on the winning team, or they win an individual challenge).
 * 9) Repeat the above steps.
 * 10) Later in the game, there will be a merge, and the two teams will become the Best-Sellers.
 * 11) More challenges, stories, elimination.
 * 12) One author will be left and will be declared the best author ever!!

Contestants
This season, twenty contestants will compete. It is requested that people provide an avatar of themselves on the talk page.

Writing Gophers

 * 1) Reddy (Im so gonna pwn everyone. XD maybe....not? XD lol)
 * 2) Mrodd
 * 3) Jessica(Wow...I actually signed up...interesting...the others gotta watch out for me!
 * 4) Codaa5
 * 5) IHeartTDInTDA
 * 6) Josie Amber
 * 7) Sonictksb (In it to win it)

Typing Bass

 * 1) Usitgz (I madeit!)
 * 2) Spenstar I'm gonna WIN!!!
 * 3) Tcf09- Tcf09
 * 4) Oweguy (I'm back and I'm gonna be the greatest author! Or not)
 * 5) Ben(I have a feeling I'm gonna go early but hey whatevs)
 * 6) TBTDIF (Time to get back.)
 * 7) Jason
 * 8) Webly (It's May 10 wiki time)

Eliminated

 * 1) K-rocks19
 * 2) Kevvy9 (I hope I win)
 * 3) Vick0971 (bring it on)
 * 4) Fanny (Boo yah!)
 * 5) TDAFan99

Elimination Table
Color Code:

[User] = Writing Gopher

[User] = Typing Bass

WIN = Won that week's challenge

BOW = Was the best of the worst/nominator that week

SAFE = Was not eliminated that week

NOM = Was in nominated but was not eliminated

OUT = Was eliminated

N No story was submitted by this person this week.

I Incomplete story was submitted by this person this week.

D This person dropped out before a decision was made.

Week One Chat
Announcer: *Contestants step off a bus one by one and step into the giant library* *voice comes over loudspeaker* Greetings contestants! Twenty of you have been accepted to take on the challenge of becoming the top author! The best of the best! The head kahuna! Only one of you will walk away with the prize of - Sunshine, what are you doing in here?! Sunshine get away from the controls! Hey! Chimmy! Get away from that button! NO! *voice goes off*

Nalyd: *walks into library* Um.... Hi.

Jessica: Hello! I'm Jessica! I am very flirty, I am a pacifist and a vegetarian, I am a little bossy and I am very cute...(I am doing my fav couple, Lindsay-Tyler)

Shane: *walks in* Wow Nalyd...this place is bigger than I remember it. Did you get a bigger budget? Or did you finally get that hobo out of the microwave?

Usitgz: I'm back, and ready to give this another shot!

Sarah: Dibs on CxD! I'm a super fangirl! They're sooooo adorable ^_^ I don't care what anyone else has to say about them. CxD FOREVER! So um ya... Bonjour mes amis! =)

Mrodd: *Stares*

Oweguy: I'm back. And I'm on the Typing Bass again. Interesting.

Reddy: im making a GxT story! :D Go writing Gophers! lol I cant wait to post my story :)

Webly: My team has some great players! This is definitely going to be an exciting competition.

Spenny: *enters on his bike* Hey guys. Hey about the first challenge, can we do a TDI couple getting married instead of being already married?

Reddy: I believe u can as long as you sow some time for them being married, like what I did

Ben:*just notices theres a chat* Ello Govs.

Ben:*walks to reddy* I'm sorry to say red but my team is going to PWN YOURS *evily laughs and runs to his team* Hey guy so glad to meet you OWE were on the same team and RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT

Shane: *covers Ben's mouth* Shut it, I need my beauty sleep.

Ben:Sleep who needs sleep I can stay up all night all the time like that one time I stayed up with my freiendsand they all passed out on the couch while I watched tv and RANT RANT RANT RANT

Usitgz: Will you please not talk so much Ben. Well, anyways, so far my story the only one that doesn't have kids in it so yeah, I'm unique!

Ben:Well mine rocks more and this sugar isn't helping *shows chocolate wrappers everywhere*

Kev: Can I quit cuz I want to if I can but I like it it's just I suck at writing?

Shane: Sorry Kev, you can't quit. You know how many people want to be here? If you quit, you'd just be wasting a valuable space.

Kev: I will not do the challenge I mite do it but if I have to do homework and stuff I mite not do the challenge

Reddy: This annoys me. your wasting a spot in a camp that could have been usded for a great author to become known. im.......ugh.

Shane: Kev, I had homework to do, yet I won TDA4. Seriously Kev, you're just being lazy.

Ben: Kev you have til friday finiush your omework and ork on your story I have homework to everyone does you have 3 days it should take two K

Kev: I get alot of it like 8 homeworks a day

Shane: So did I, yet I won TDA4. You know, my mom told me that if you're good at making excuses, you'll never be good at anything else.

Chimmy: Brady's my bro? O__O

Spenny: I knew you'd like my choice of a last name for Brady. :P

Chimmy:...yay! My brother's hot! XD

Shane: Kev, you wished to quit. I will honor your decision, and you will be eliminated once the judging is over.

Mrodd: (CONF)This reminds me of something, so familiar- yet so far away... * Sighs*

Challenge One
Nalyd: For this week's challenge, you must write a canon TDI couple grown up and married. Canon relationships include Courtney-Duncan (unfortunately...), Beth-Brady, Bridgette-Geoff, Gwen-Trent, Izzy-Owen, LeShawna-Harold, and Lindsay-Tyler. Remember to write them in character. Due Friday. It will be judged on creativity, originality, in-character-ness, spelling, and grammar. Also, you may be interested to know that the two worst stories from each team will be eliminated automatically. That's four people going home.

Judging
Nalyd: Shane get Gophers, Chimmy gets Bass.

Shane's Judging
Reddy - Well Reddy, I can honestly say that this was one of the best stories this week. There were no spelling or grammar mistakes, and everyone was in character, but there were a few errors. You see, you switched tenses. You can only have one tense in a story. You obviously wanted to do past tense, you did said, asked, and that sort of stuff, but you did things like comes, walks, drives. You should've done walked, came, drove, that sort of stuff to make it agree with past tense. But overall, nice job, amazing job, actually.

Mrodd - This was a sweet story, but several grammar errors. Most glaring one, you put different people's quotation in the same paragraph. Don't do that, every time there is a new person speaking, make a new paragraph. The other problem is, is that you had several fragments. In many places, you should have put commas instead of periods. The last part, is always, ALWAYS put a space after a period. There were a couple spelling errors, but not many. Overall, mediocre entry.

Jessica - Basically, it's the same as Mrodd, always have a new paragraph each time a new person speaks. Also, the story was confusing, have the past come before the present, so it leads up to the present. Also, Puking is spelled as...well....puking. Not pewking. However, the Lindsay and Tyler were in character. Like Mrodd, Mediocre, although a little better than mediocre.

Codaa - Okay, wow. The characters were truly in character, great grammar and spelling. This could actually happen, that's how in character Duncan and Courtney are. Overall, amazing entry. Dude, you're a great writer.

Sarah - Well, I know your writing, the thing is, you know the paragraph rule, and I've explained it enough, but I'll explain it again. When a new person speaks, make a new paragraph. However, this was pretty life-like. I liked this story, though the giant paragraph takes away from the story. However, even through the giant paragraph, it was a good entry.

TDAFan99 - Wow, um, once again, how many times to I need to explain the paragraph rule? Every time a new person speaks, there should be a new paragraph. This is full of errors. The most prominent one is the lack of quotation marks. It's hard enough to read a giant paragraph of text, it's hard enough to read a giant wall of text without quotation marks in some areas. In the beginning, the proposal was very random and it didn't flow. I mean, it did not flow at all. Overall, this wasn't that good of an entry.

Josie Amber - Can I get a perfect? PERFECT! Okay, Josie, you did phenomenal! This has to be the best entry this week. Okay, it is the best entry this week. Josie, Gwen and Trent were in character, the kids were believable and incredibly cute, but best of all, it flowed beautifully! Over all, I look forward to more of your work. Josie, this was awesome. Really, it was.

K-Rocks - Fine, you have your wish, but let me tell you this, lots of people wanted that spot, and you got it. However, you wasted it! Dude, you wasted my time. It's not that hard to submit an entry. You were just being lazy. To all future Total Drama Author contestants, if you can't balance Total Drama Author and real life together, than DON'T sign up. Someone else could've signed up whom was actually worth my time.

Vick - Okay, in a word, this was...bad. It was far too short. Plus, you misspelled but. Dude, really? It's gonna take a lot more than that to win this game. Overall, extremely weak entry. Extremely weak entry.

Sonic - Um, wow? Thing is, the paragraph rule, when a new person speaks, YOU MAKE A NEW PARAGRAPH! It's not that hard people. Anyway, while Lindsay was in character, this was not a very good entry. You see, it didn't flow well at ALL! I mean at ALL! Look, if you wanna win this thing, you'll have to step it up. And another thing, you never capitalized Mani, or Cure. They're names. You capitalize names. You also capitalize things after a period, question mark, and an exclaimation point. Overall, weak entry.

My Elimination Choice - Okay, I know whom I'm picking to be eliminated, K-Rocks. Dude, seriously? Why'd you sign up? Like I said, if you can't balance Total Drama Author with real life, don't sign up at all.

The Best of the Worst For This Team - This is another easy choice. The BOW is....Josie Amber! She had a flawless story, and the best story this week out of everyone in the competition IMO. Overall, Josie, you've earned this BOW.

Chimmy's Reviews
Usitgz: Great! C and D were definetly in character, though I think they would seem a bit sadder when Brittney had just died. Nice incorporation of the other TDI characters, I LOL’d with the Noah part. My only complaint is that it wasn’t too apparent that they were married. Other than that, great job.

Fanny: No story, no review.

Spenstar: As I stated before...YAY! HOT BROTHER! XD But putting that aside, I thought the story was really sweet. I can’t complain about anything with Brady being out of character, as...well, he wasn’t really given too much character in the first place. You gave him a believable one, though, and Beth seemed perfect. It seems that Beth would make an attempt to honor her friend in such a way, and good call changing the song lyrics. No grammar mistakes either. Exceptional job.

Kevvy: No story, no review. But I will say this...well, basically what Shane said above for K-Rocks. And you know what else? You say you had little time for this, and yet you sign up for more camps. -_-

TCF09: This wasn’t my favorite entry. While it was an interesting concept, there were several grammar issues. For example, ‘dround’ should be ‘drowned’. Not only that, I’m not that sure how much Gwen and Trent were in character. As before...not my favorite.

Oweguy: Seems Brittney has been reincarnated. XD This was a good story. You went into some of the most detail on a baby birth, but you didn’t go..well, THAT far, which I appreciate. I don’t think Geoff was the most in character, but other than that this was a great entry.

Ben: This was an OK concept, but overflowing with grammatical issues. For example, ‘to’ should be ‘too’, and so on. Also, I don’t think Tyler would be that mad, as he’s a fairly agreeable person, if a bit overconfident in himself. Overall, not the best.

TBTDIF: I don’t know what to say...this was definetly a unique entry. I didn’t notice any grammar issues, but Owen and Izzy weren’t in character. Owen would still be happy-go lucky, and Izzy would be relativley insane, even at this age.

Jason: LOL Geoff. XD This was a great story...though the death made me a little sad. *sniffle* It seems likely that one of their children would go on to be a surfer, and everyone was in character. I felt that you were hinting something at the ‘more than just kissing’ part, though. >_> Also, you could have merged a couple of sentences, but overall a great entry.

Webly: AWWWWW. Cliche moments FTW! XD Bridgette and Geoff seemed fairly in character, and the kids were cute and ambitious. I nearly did a spit take when Geoff was reading that magazine, though. XD There were a few grammar issues, but other than that it was a good story.

My Elimination Choice - I think my choice is pretty obvious...Kevvy, Fanny, neither of you submitted and entry. However, you, Fanny, are safe for now. Kevvy, You are my choice for elimination If you can't balance TDA5 with real life, don't sign up, and don't contradict yourself in the meantime.

The Best Of The Worst For This Team - Again, an obvious choice. DJ Spenstar, congrats. You are the best of the worst thanks to your great story. Good job. :D

Decision
Nalyd: Okay, Kev, K-Rocks, time to go. HOWEVER, Chimmy and Shane, you each need to pick one more person from the team you judged to be eliminated. A total of 4 people are going home this week...

Shane: I pick Vick to be eliminated. Sorry dude, it's just that you had the shortest story, and you need more than that to win this.

Chimmy: It wouldn't me fair for me to eliminate anyone else but Fanny. Sorry dude, I can't eliminate anyone else fairly.

Spenny: *does a wheelie on his bike* WOOT!! Safe and BoTW! What more can a man ask for?

Chimmy: Shadow the Hedgehog tacklehugging ME for a change. :P JK

Sonik: phew, I thought I would be going but now, i think i'm gonna win,( (CONF) or at least make it to the merge!)

TBTDIF: I don't exactly get the rules...so after this round, the BOW will be used, and they'll decide who to nominate, and then the judges vote one of those guys out? Like the first season?

Shane: Yeah, thing is, though, BOW was used this week, but the judges chose who went home this week instead of the BOW. So, it counts this week, but it's just another pretty mark on the elimination chart. XD

Week Two Chat
Nalyd: One week in, and 20% of you have been eliminated...

Webly: (CONF) I'm not surprised that I survived the elimination. I'm excited that I'm still in though!

Reddy (CONF): Booyah! Made it through that challenge, and i plan on going through the rest! >:D

Spenny: *sings* Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah ah ah ah, staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! *stops singing, laughs, bearhugs Nalyd* I'm still in it, Ima gonna win it!

Jason: Can it male and female? Or only one sex?

Sarah: Can I turn this in tomorrow evening? I just do not have anytime to write for the contest this evening. I have to write two journal entries for Civics. I have to write a song to Roe v. Wade for a Civics project, and I have to fill out my reading log for LA, and read two scenes from the Diary of Anne Frank, and let's not forget I have to mark my two best entries in my Writer's Notebook. I'll still be turning it in on Thursday, but could I have until 8:30 or 9:00 tomorrow night? I'm certain I can get it in by then.

Sarah: I may need another day, apparently I'm grounded or something so, I'll have to turn it in tomorrow. I'll get RIGHT on it after school, and I should have it in by like 5 pm or something.

Usitgz(Conf.): I think my story is better this week than last.

Challenge Two
This week's challenge will be a personality switch of sorts. You must switch two TDI character's personalities, and have them meet. For example, you can write Duncan as a sarcastic bookworm, and Noah as a juvie escapee, and have them meet while Noah is vandalizing the library. (Please don't use this example.) The challenge is due on Thursday.

Reddy's Entry
The Goth, the BFFFLs, and the Bieber (Gwen and Katie switch!)

Gwen woke up in her frilly pink room as the alarm clock rang. She happily stood up, yawned, and stretched.

“Hey! Wake up!” Sadie’s recorded voice, Gwen’s alarm tone, rang repeatedly until Gwen gently turned it off.

“Hi!” A muffled voice yelled from an open window, into Gwen’s closed window.

“Hi!!!” Gwen happily opened her window. She and Sadie chatted with each other over the cute guys they met the night before, and departed a long time later.

“Bye, Sadie!” Gwen cheerfully waved goodbye.

“Bye, Gwen!” Sadie also waved.

“EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!” Gwen and Sadie’s squeals pierced through the peaceful morning, interrupting the sleep of one depressed, Goth girl, across the street, in a grey house.

“Ugh!” Katie grunted. She was annoyed by her neighborhood, and shattered window. “Stupid world!” Katie ripped a Green Day sign from the wall and taped it over where her window should have been, to block the cold breeze. “I’ll die the day I meet those two idiots!”

“Katie, honey, your eggs and bacon are ready.” Katie’s mother said through Katie’s room’s door.

“Ugh!” Katie grunted again, “I told you, mom! I’m a vegetarian now!”

“That’s not confirmed on GoVeg.com!” Her mother cried! Stomping was heard, presumably Katie’s mother stomping away. “Remember to go to school!”

“Ugh!” Katie angrily got dressed for school, and stomped to the bus stop. Then, with a horrified sigh, Katie saw Gwen and Sadie walking down the sidewalk to the stop in frilly pink dresses.

“Omigosh! Gwen, look! It’s a tree!” Sadie pointed to a baby maple tree.

“Like, omigosh, Sadie! EEEEEE!!!!!!” Gwen squealed. “We never see trees growing, with the economy and whatnot.”

“Uh…” Katie dived into a near by bush, to hide from the sure to be nuisances. Like I said, I’ll die today. Katie thought. One the first day of school…

The bus broke at the stop, and the three girls strutted on. Gwen and Sadie sat together on the first seat, and Katie had to sit next to them, due to the bus being packed.

“Gwen,” Sadie began.

“Yes?” Gwen asked.

“I’m planning on asking out Justin.” Sadie confessed.

“EEEWWWWW!!!! You like Bieber?!” Gwen snarled.

“No! Gross! Justin Carfolk!” Sadie snarled back. Gwen and Sadie hugged. Gwen stared out the window, and Sadie sighed. She mumbled something under her breathe, with Katie conveniently looking that way.

Katie gasped as she read Sadie’s lips.

“I have to follow these girls, today.” Katie mumbled. A cell phone ringtone rang, Katie recognized the song as Stalkers R Us, by FreeFall. “How fitting.”

“Aw man, not her.” Justin Carfolk sighed from behind Katie, he answered. “No, Izzy!

“Hehehe…” Katie laughed roughly at Justin as the bus pulled up to school.

The students were in a big line, waiting to get there schedules. Once Katie, Gwen, and Sadie were through the line, Sadie and Gwen read their schedules aloud.

“Mr. Tiberius first hour!” Gwen began.

“Me too! Mrs. Loyd second hour!” Sadie chimed in.

“Brad Pitt third hour! EEEE!!!!” Sadie and Gwen Squealed.

Katie stared in awe as Sadie and Gwen read there schedules. They all three had the same exact schedule! “Wow, I don’t even have to try to follow them.” Katie laughed. Just then, Trent passed playing Stalker Girls, also by FreeFall. “I swear, I HATE FreeFall!”

“Gosh, ever heard of keeping your opinion to yourself?!” Trent screamed, and ran away crying.

All through the day, Katie secretly followed Sadie and gwen around, and, being there absent-minded selves, didn’t even notice her.

The lunch bell rang, and the students were rushing in the halls.

“Let’s get- whoa!” Gwen was trampled by many tough kids, and soon taken to the nurse’s office.

“Oh no!” Sadie began to cry.

“Hey!” Katie grabbed Sadie’s shoulder.

“AHHHH!!!!!” Sadie screamed. “So it’s true! Death really does live in this town!”

“No, I need to ask you something.” Katie explained. “But, first, I’m Katie.”

“I’m Sadie, and my BFFFL is Gwen.” Sadie sniffled.

“Well, I saw you on the bus.” Katie explained. She lowered her voice, “You have a crush on Justin Bieber.”

“No one’s supposed to know that!” Sadie growled as tears dropped from her eyes. “And now, you must die!” sadie screamed. Seeing Gwen’s unphased face, she continued, “With rats ruining your manicure!”

“I’m a Goth, death doesn’t frighten me.’ Katie said.

“Ugh!” Sadie threw her arms into the air.

“You what?!” Gwen’s said from behind Sadie. “You like Justin Bieber?!”

Oh no!” Sadie began to cry tears that one would hypothesize would drawon everyone within mere minutes.

“Its okay, Sadie!” Gwen held Sadie’s hands. “I still like you!”

“Oh. My. God.” Katie slapped her forehead. “You two are idiots!!!”

“Well, our dad owns the school!” Katie and Gwen yelled in unison. Katie’s eyes widened.

“We mean, my dad.” Gwen said. Suddenly, a tall, formally dressed man walked up to Katie.

“Katie Stratforlay?” the man asked.

“Yeah?” Katie cringed.

“You have insukted my daughter and her best friend, you get a full week of detention, starting next week!”

“Whaa…”

“Unless…” the man continued. ‘You hook up my daughter’s best friend up with Justin Bieber, tonight, at 8:30 PM sharp!” the man pointed to his wrist watch.

“Yessir.” Katie soluted the man as he walked off. She was clearly terrified, judging by her shakiness.

“Omigosh!” Sadie beamed. “I’m gonna meet Justin Bieber!”

“EEEEEEE!!!!!!” Sadie and gwen squealed.

‘Ugh!” Katie stomped away.

After school ended, and Katie had finished watching a movie and procrastinating, Katie checked the time.

“5:56…..” Katie sighed. She went onto the computer, bought one Justin Bieber concert ticket for 6:30 that night, with her mother’s credit card. “She’ll see the gap of $200 soon.” Katie sighed. She also broke another law; she stole her mom’s motorcycle keys, and stole the vehicle.

“Woohooo!!!!” Katie was surprisingly able to keep control of the cycle, where as, she had heard of some non-permitted drivers dieing from crashes. She dared to speed over the speed limit, and epically maneuvered through heavy traffic. She arrived at Ontario Theatre soon after.

“Hmm…” Katie saw the mob of security guards at the front of the theatre, holding adoring fans back.

“I have my own way of entering.” Katie smirked deviously. She crawled to the back of the building, and started to crawl through the air ducts. “Ugh! Don’t they clean these things!?”

“Nope.” A dirty hobo in the passage to Katie’s left responded.

“I’m gonna pretend we never met.” Katie walked pass.

“Okay, eh?” the hobo winks at Katie. Katie got to the duct that was over Justin Bieber in his changing room.

“Alright!” Justin said. He was shirtless and flexing his “abs” if one should so happen to define them as such, as it was mostly just fat, and a small hint of muscle.

“Hiya!” Katie swiftly kicked into the room, bagged Justin, and got back into the ducts. She checked her watch. “8:12…” Katie pushed the bagged Justin down the ducts, and out the back way.

“Lemme go!” Justin yelled.

“Clam it!” Katie ordered, as she strapped the bag into her motorcycle, and began to drive.

Breaking the speed limit was no problem with no traffic this late, but that didn’t stop the authorities from starting a high-speed chase after Katie.

“Stop! Release that pedal and brake!” an officer yelled. “Suit yourself!” he fired a tranquilizer gun, abruptly stopping the vehicle upon impact.

“Oh ****.” Katie swore.

“Yeah, your in a lot of trouble young missy.” The officer said, handcuffing Katie.

Katie was later charged with underage driving, and kidnapping a celebrity. She was sentenced to forty years in juvenile lock up. Katie still serves her time to this very day. Let this be a lesson to all who face Katie’s situation; take the detention. Nothing good comes from breaking laws.

Mrodd's Entry
Being fair, isn't always easy. ( Justin and Courtney)

''So far all the pageant girls have been bland, boring and to be honest… ugly. They better not all be like this! I’m a JIT! A judge-in-training I deserve to see something half-good! ''

“Next” I Called.

“Hey! My name is Courtney, Courtney Starling!” I honestly didn’t care what her name was, she was HOT! She was wearing a long red velvet dress, showing a little of what she had to offer. Her hair was let loose with a single red rose on the side. Then her “rival” walked up beside her. She was also good looking, but nothing like Courtney.

“Courtney you are moving on!” I yelled. She smiled, and her “rival” left in tears.

One hour after

It was time for the talent portion; my fellow two judges had joined me, Gwen and Trent… Or something like that! Stay calm Justin, you can do this, you can judge them!

“Would Lindsay please come to the stage?” “Gwen” asked.

''Lindsay walked onto the stage and began to sing “For Your Entertainment”. However all I could hear wear nails on a chalkboard. Maybe that was her singing! I looked at “Trent” and he was covering his ears. Yep, that was her singing. I quickly jotted down a 1.''

“Very Good!” “Gwen said trying to smile. “Would Leshawna please join us?” She continued….

Many pageant girls showed their talents, from weird talents like doing a hand stand to extremely dangerous ones like twirling a flaming baton. It was Courtney’s turn; I had been waiting for her.

“Courtney? Your turn.” Gwen called, her eyebrows still aflame from a short girls “talent”.

She walked on stage, her eyes were glowing, and her smile huge and she winked at me! After that, she pulled out a violin and started playing…wonderfully! She was perfect, a few seconds later, I could hear booing! I guess they don’t like classical music. I turned to “Trent” and asked him what was wrong. He just looked at me, confused.

“That’s enough!” shouted “Gwen”. Courtney walked off-stage and me, “Gwen” and “Trent” were left to pick two finalists.

“Ok, Trent who do you think should go on?” I asked.

“Heather and Izzy” He grinned. “Both look good, and have a good talent.”

“Gwen?” I asked.

“I agree with Trent” She looked at his eyes. “They are the best here.

“Oh? I thought Courtney was pretty impressive.” I stated. They both looked at me confused.

“Did you see her play the violin!?” They shouted.

“Yes and she played it beautifully!” I replied.

“No, she was horrible!” Trent said.

“What! I know what I heard!” I screeched.

“No you don’t! Trust us, we are professionals! She was bad!” Gwen said staring at me.

“How could something so hot, play so badly?” I asked.

Trent slapped his head. “He’s had what I had when I was a JIV! Justin, you can’t judge them based off their looks! You need to dig deep! It might be hard, but you have too! If you don’t you will never be a real judge!” He said smiling.

Was he right? Was I really just stricken with her hotness? Or were they wrong? Either way, It didn’t matter it was two against one, and Heather and Izzy went on… Between the two I am sure Heather will win.

Jessica's Entry
DJ and Courtney

Starring: DJ and Courtney

Co-Starring: Some Kid

"Stand there...wait, no, there!" DJ complains. DJ is wearing a white sweatshirt, blue jeans and white sneakers.

"So I should stand here?" Courtney asks. DJ nods impatiently and throws Courtney a white sweatshirt. The white sweatshirt reads, "Romeo and Juliet."

"Okay!" Courtney says enthusiastically. She pulls the white sweatshirt over her head. Courtney grabs a black scrunchie and puts her hair into a ponytail.

"Now start from 'Where are thou Romeo?'" DJ yells. Courtney looks a little upset.

"You told me to-," Courtney starts. She gets interrupted by DJ.

"NOW!" DJ yells. DJ looks irritated so Courtney obeys. She walks to the fake castle and goes to the fake balcony.

"Where are thou Romeo?" Courtney asks. A boy walks on stage in a Romeo costume.

"CUT!" DJ yells.

"What?!" Courtney questions. She looks puzzled.

"I think you need to ask your line better," DJ announces. Courtney sighs. The boy walks off stage. Courtney walks down from the ladder.

"Perfectionist," Courtney mutters.

Josie Amber's Entry
A Trip and Fall in the Park

( Bridgette and Gwen) *Beep! Beep!* Gwen looked at her watch to see it was twelve thirty. "Oh time for my daily jog," Gwen said while grabbing a bottle of water from the fridge.

This is a natural routine for Gwen, who goes out for a jog in the park to clear her mind and get exercise. Meanwhile three blocks away lives a blonde haired girl named Bridgette. Lets just say Bridgette isn't one of the most happiest people in the world. Bridgette mostly stays inside except when she wants some quiet time. Bridgette grabbed one of her favorite books and a sketch book and headed out the door to her car. Bridgette climbed in and drove away from her dark, lonely house. As she drove, she looked for a quiet, peaceful place to read and spotted the park. She carefully pulled the car into a parking space and got out and went to find a shady tree. While Bridgette looked for a shady place to sit ,Gwen began her daily run. "Ah what a beautiful day," Gwen said between breaths as she ran.

After walking for several minutes Bridgette finally found a quiet peaceful spot to sit and read her book. "About time!" Bridgette exclaimed annoyed as she took a seat under the tall shady tree.

Bridgette set her sketch pad down on the grass and opened her book to page thirty, the page she had left off at. As she got ready to read, Bridgette took one last look at her surroundings. Bridgette watched the beautiful baby birds chirp as they took their first flying lessons from the mother bird. She continued to look around and notice many other things such as little children playing soccer a few fields away and a girl jogging down the sidewalk by the snack bar. Bridgette began to read and got deeply into her book. As she read she saw the same girl she had seen by the snack bar now running past her.

Bridgette read her book under the same old oak tree for three hours before she started to get hungry. She placed her book down and headed toward the snack bar a few feet away from the tree she had sat at. While in line she saw the same girl once again running near the snack bar, this time she noticed something different. This time the girl was wearing head phones while running. Bridgette was finally at the front of the line and she ordered herself a soda. Within less than a few minutes her soda was ready and she paid for it. During the time Bridgette took to pay for her soda Gwen was enjoying herself with her music. Gwen began to sing as she ran " Shine! shine! shine!....... for me na, na, na ....na, na, na.... na, na, na, na, just shine for me."

Gwen continued to sing as she ran not paying attention to where she was going. "Watch out! " Gwen heard a voice call.

All of a sudden Gwen was on the grass holding her head and a blonde girl with a black tanktop was lying on the ground next to her covered in soda. "Oh my gosh I'm so..... ," Gwen began to say when Bridgette cut her off.

"It's fine!" Bridgette snapped trying not to seem annoyed.

Gwen got up and helped the blonde haired girl up. "Hi I'm Gwen," Gwen said politely.

Bridgette looked at Gwen suspiciously before saying "I'm Bridgette."

Bridgette forced a smile toward Gwen and they began to talk. Gwen smiled back happy to see that Bridgette was coming around. The two girls began to walk to the old oak tree where Bridgette had sat before reading her book. Gwen pulled out two water bottles from her sweatshirt pocket and handed Bridgette the fresh cold bottle Gwen had bought while passing the snack bar previously. "Here take this. It's the least I can do for spilling your soda and covering you with it," Gwen said smiling.

Bridgette said thanks and took the water from Gwen. As the two girls sat there talking under the tree Bridgette began to sketch. It took awhile for Gwen to notice but when she did, she asked "What are you drawing?"

Bridgette put her pencil down and handed the sketch pad to Gwen. "Oh wow your really good at drawing!" Gwen said looking at the marvellous picture of her that Bridgette was drawing. "Well it helps to have good inspiration," Bridgette said honestly while smiling.

Both girls looked at each other and just started to laugh. "Sorry that was a little corny," Bridgette said laughing.

"Just alittle," Gwen admitted trying to muffle her laughs.

Out of nowhere, Gwen bursted out laughing and made Bridgette jump. Bridgette looked at Gwen and continued to laugh for no reason. As people past the two girls, they continued to laugh making themselves seem a little crazy. After ten minutes of non stop laughing Gwen's watch went off. *Beep!,Beep!* " Oh six o'clock already?" Gwen said staring at her watch.

"I guess time flies by when your having fun," Bridgette said.

Gwen tore a peice of paper from Bridgettes note book and wrote down her number and gave it to Bridgette. Bridgette took the paper and tore another peice off writing her number down too.The girls smiled as they exchanged number and, then made plans to meet eachother again at the park. Each girl agreed to meet by the oak tree at twelve thirty so they could talk and hang out. Within a few weeks Gwen and Bridgette became best friends and started going over eachothers houses. The End.

Usitgz's Entry
A Weekend to Remember

"Sierra...Sierra is her name, the girl of my dreams, the one I truly love," Cody thought as he sat in health class. It was Cody's typical way of starting a Friday at school, the teacher, Mr. Hatchet was instructing the class on why not to use drugs. Cody sat directly behind the girl of his dreams. She was a goth, though she was nicer and tanner than most of her goth friends. She was tall, she had long purple hair, and she wore clothes as black as night. The only problem was that see was going out with one of Cody's friends, Trent.

"Someday I'm going to marry her," Cody whispered to himself.

"What was that, sir?!?!" Mr. Hatchet asked/yelled after overhearing Cody.

"Oh, um...nothing, sir," Cody answered, his face was flushed with the color red.

"Sure, sure Cody see me after class, now back to what I was saying," Mr. Hatchet asserted.

After class was over Cody went over to see Mr. Hatchet. They had a short conversation that was mostly Mr. Hatchet asking questions that were very awkward to Cody. The rest of the tome was Cody writing 'I will not interrupt class' over and over and over again on the whiteboard.

Cody arrived for his next class late, it was Biology. This was the only class Cody didn't share with Sierra. There was this creepy girl that sat behind him, whose name he did not know. She sat behind him every day, and stared at him the whole hour. She was very pale, she had midnight blue hair with black streaks, and she wore yellow top, and bright blue pants. Whenever Cody would look back at her, she would look away. Today, he decided to find out what her name was. After class, he asked his friend Tyler.

"How am I supposed know?" Tyler responded.

"You sit right next to her!" Cody replied.

"What? I do?" asked Tyler.

"You're probably too busy staring at Lindsay to even notice the name of the girl who sits next to you," retorted Cody.

"Uh...um...no...well...you're always staring at that Sierra chick!" Tyler exclaimed. Everyone in the hall turned and looked at Cody and Tyler.

"Um...nothing to see here," assured an embarrassed Cody. Everyone in the hall turned back to what they were doing.

"What was that about?" asked Cody.

"What?" Tyler said dumbly.

"Never mind, I'll ask Noah next hour," said Cody, harshly.

Cody's third hour class was Physical Education, and he watched Sierra sit in the corner, and write in her journal, instead of playing dodge ball. He got hit in the back of the head while he was watching her. Mr. Hatchet happened to be filling in for the regular teacher today.

"Cody, Sierra! My room, now!" demanded Mr. Hatchet.

"Okay..." Cody trailed off.

"Whatever," replied Sierra coolly.

In Mr. Hatchet's room, Cody was sweating bullets.

"Miss, do you think that you can just sit there. Cody, do you can just stand there and not pay attention to the ball!?!?" Mr. Hatchet asked.

""Uh...no, sir," timidly responded Cody.

"No, I know I can," Sierra whispered quietly.

"What was that?" questioned Mr. Hatchet.

"No, sir," replied Sierra.

"Well, apparently you do!" exclaimed Mr. Hatchet.

"Uh...um...sorry, sir," stammered Cody.

"I don't care," Sierra

"Detention, my room, on Saturday!" screamed Mr. Hatchet at the top of his lungs.

"NO!" Sierra and Cody screamed in unison.

The bell rings, and Sierra and Cody rush out of Mr. Hatchet's room. Cody walked up to his friend Noah to ask him the same question as he asked Tyler earlier.

"So uh...Noah, Do you know the name of that girl who sits behind me second period?" Cody asked.

"What does she look like?" responded Noah.

"Blue hair with black streaks, yellow top, blue..." described Cody.

"You don't need to go any farther, her name is Gwen, and she voted for Courtney, instead of me for class president this year," stated Noah.

"Oh...okay, thanks," said Cody as he walked away.

His next period was Lunch, and sat at the table he usually sits at with a view of Sierra, and enough room, so Tyler, Ezekiel, and Noah can sit. He spied on Sierra, and Trent who sit with the popular kids: Geoff, Bridgette, LeShawna, and DJ. He completely ignored Ezekiel's tale of his hunting adventure, and listens in on the gossip from Sierra's table.

"Hey guys, mind if I sit here, today?" asked a tall and skinny redhead.

"Sure, Harold, just don't ruin Cody's view," answered Noah. Harold sat down next to Cody, and looked at the popular group.

"You like her, too?" questioned Harold.

"Like who?" asked Cody.

"L..." Harold was cut off.

"Don't you dare say Lindsay!" Tyler rudely interrupted. Everyone in the near seats turned and looked at Tyler.

"Hey, what are you guys looking at?" asked an embarrassed Tyler.

"Oh nothing, chicken boy," retorted a man with a green mohawk. His friends in the nearby seats gave him high-fives. Tyler sat down, and hid his face from everyone else.

"Well...anyways, back to what I was saying, I was talking about L..." Harold was cut short by the bell. The rest of the day flew by pretty quick, and nothing of real importance happened in that time period.

On Saturday morning, Cody, Sierra (who was crying), and Gwen arrived at Mr. Hatchet's room for Saturday school.

"What are you doing here?" Cody asked Gwen.

"Oh, I heard that you were going to be here, so I got myself into Saturday school, too," answered Gwen.

"Well, this is going to be bunches of fun," Cody muttered sarcastically to himself. Mr. Hatchet walked in right after he said this, with the green mohawk kid, followed close behind.

"D...D...Duncan?" asked Sierra.

"Yeah, it's me, and I come here pretty much every Saturday, baby," replied Duncan.

"Why are you crying, miss?" interrogated an assertive Mr. Hatchet.

"Oh, it's just that me and my boyfriend Trent broke up last night," sobbed Sierra.

"What?" Duncan, and Cody asked in unison.

"Well, suck it up miss!" Mr. Hatchet yelled at Sierra's face. Sierra broke down into a crying fit at this. A couple hours of Mr. Hatchet drilling the students on health questions went by, and the whole time, Cody was bulking up the courage to ask her out. Finally, when Mr. Hatchet left, the time was right.

"Sierra, will you go out with me?" Cody and Duncan proposed at the same time.

"I said it first!" angrily exclaimed Cody and Duncan at the same time.

"I'm gonna beat you up, loser," said, and enraged Duncan.

"Stop it, Duncan!" Sierra and Gwen jumped in to stop the fighting.

"No, let me at him!" Duncan said as he pushed Gwen and Sierra out of the way. At this Mr. Hatchet entered the room, and rushed over to Duncan. He picked him up by the collar, and Duncan squeled like a girl.

"Now listen here, punk. You...are...expelled from this high school," Mr. Hatchet whispered into Duncan's ear.

"No!" Duncan dramatically exclaimed.

"Yes!" Cody, Sierra, and Gwen jumped up and high-fived each other.

On Monday, Cody walked to Sierra, and her friends.

"You never answered my question." Cody stated.

"Well, the answer is...yes!" replied an ecstatic Sierra.

"And so our story ends, Cody and Gwen became great friends, Duncan went to a correction institute, and Sierra and Cody went further with their relationship, and had a great life," announced the narrator, a man with stubble who were a blue shirt, and khakis.

The End 

Spenstar's Entry
BFFFLs Backwards: A Pointless Contest Entry

Lindsay's nose was buried inside a book, her favorite spare time activity. She was what others considered a "nerd" and recently gave up following around the popular girls, trying to fit in. As she focused more on the book, the haunting words of her peers came roaring back to her memory.

"Wannabe!"

"Hopeless geek!"

"Stalker!"

"You'll never amount to anything, you hear?!"

Lindsay's eyes filled with tears, and the paper pages of her book began to get wet. Lindsay's silent sobbing was interrupted by the slamming open of the library doors. In pranced one of the most popular girls at school: Beth. She had it all: looks, talent, boys, and the envy of her peers. Lindsay shuddered; she hated that type. However, Beth never made fun of Lindsay, so she decided not to storm off in a huff. Instead, she stayed silent, wetting her book while she tried to read it.

Beth walked over to her and placed a hand on her shoulder.

"Why are you crying?" she asked.

"Everything," Lindsay sobbed, "Everyone. Everyone has been laughing at me, calling me bad names, teasing and bullying me, and nobody would ever give me another glance. That's why." Lindsay gasped despite herself and put her hands on her mouth. She wasn't supposed to say that. Beth looked at her with a look of sympathy. She hugged Lindsay.

"It's not going to happen anymore!" she declared, "From now on, you'll be my BFFFL!"

"You mean that?" asked Lindsay in shock. Beth nodded.

Lindsay hugged Beth back. "Thank you so much!" she exclaimed.

The next day, Lindsay and Beth walked into school together, Lindsay wearing new, more stylish clothes courtesy of a trip to the mall with her new friend Beth. Nobody dared say anything; Beth was accepting Lindsay, so that meant that they had to as well. That was the law of the school land.

Lindsay was never lonely again, but in all the years she spent as a popular girl, the only one she considered a true friend was Beth: the girl who had gone out of her way to help Lindsay in a tough time.

Tcf09's Entry
 Rules (A Lindsay and Courtney Story) 

Lindsay was walking through the Hallway of Saint Bernards High School when she suddenly bumped into a brunette haired teen who was running through the hall.

"Ow, don't you know your not suppose to be running in the halls, and your not even on the right side. The left side of the hallway is for going north," Lindsay said pointing behind her "and the right side, which is the side were on right now, is for going south," Lindsay now pointed foward "maybe if you looked at the signs on the walls or listened to the teachers you would understand the concept of going on the correct side of the hallway for everyones saftey including yours and to also prevent thigs like what just happened now from happening again!" Lindsay screamed.

Courtney stared at Lindsay for a while before saying "Oh i'm like soooooo sorry I didn't hear anything you said. I don't normally listen to boring people."

This made Lindsay furious, not only did Courtney refuse to listen to her, but she also called her boring. Lindsay hated when people called her boring, she thought she was the funnest, easy-going person she knew. Lindsay wanted so hard to wring Courtneys neck but she didn't want it to effect her scholarship to Harvord which she absolutely knew she was going to get one from the school.

"Ugh, whatever... do you even know the rules of the school?" Lindsay asked in a oh so sassy tone.

"Ummmmm... nooooo i told you i block out boring people even teachers, like that one teacher ha- hay- haroon?" said Courtney

Lindsay scoffed "His name is harold."

"Oh well anyway he is soooo boring he talks way to much and says these big words I never understand" said Courtney

Lindsay just stared at Courtney wondering 'how can a person be so stupid' but she let the thought go to get back on topic.

"Anyway, how about I tell you some of the main rules of this school"

"O-" before Courtney could reply Lindsay said "Good, first rule: don't talk while the teacher is talking. Second: raise your hand before talking. Third: No-"

Courtney interupted Lindsay by saying "Woa, ok thats wayyyyy to many rules to remember, i mean, i got lost on step one." Courtney said in pouty tone.

"Well there is 100 rules you have to memrize. How do you expect to be safe at school when YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE RULES!!!" screamed Lindsay

"Well, why do you even care about me knowing the rules anyway?" asked Courtney

"I don't care, but as a student president and a C.I.T. I have to make sure everyone at the school is safe, and you can't be safe without knowing the rules." replied Lindsay.

Courtney just stared at Lindsay with confusion which made Lindsay furious again. Finally Courtney said "What's a C.I.T."

Lindsay screamed and walked away, tired of the dumb brunett's stupidity. She didn't care if what she said helped Courtney or not, she just needed to get away before she exploded even more than she already has. Courtney just stood there watching Lindsay walk away, still in confusion. Finally she just shrugged her shoulders and continued walking on the wrong side of the hallway completely forgetting everything Lindsay had just told her. When Lindsay got to the end of the hallway she heard a crash and turned around to see Courtney on the ground again with another student screaming at her. Lindsay just laughed at the sight when a sudden thought came to her head. What if Lindsay was the dumb one and Courtney was the smart one. Lindsay shooked the thought off thinking about how there was no way in the world an intelligent young girl like her can ever be as dumb as Courtney. Lindsay looked back at Courtney one more time to see her explaining the rules to the kid who bumped into her.

"Hmmm," Lindsay thought "maybe shes not as dumb as i thought she was." she said reffering to Courtney quoting some of the things Lindsay just told her. With that Lindsay continued down the hallway to proceed to her next class.

' The End!!! '

TBTDIF's Entry
“C’mon, Noah! Wake up, man!” Trent Smith, a black-haired, slim 16-year-old party animal, stood in the boys’ cabin of Camp Wawanakwa. It was 5:30 AM. Lying below him was a snoring Noah Kolaski, a new camper on his bottom bunk bed, still in deep sleep. Wearing a playful and rather stupid but innocent grin that stretched out from ear to ear, Trent continued to prod and shout at the dead-to-the-world Noah.

Behind Trent, Geoff Waters crept up behind him and tapped on his shoulder. Geoff, a cowboy-hat-wearing teen who was rather practical and sensitive, said, “Um…Trent, are you sure this is a good idea? The guy needs his sleep.”

“Don’t worry about it, man. I got this, dude.” Still wearing that stupid grin, Trent continued to yell at Noah. “WAKE UP!” Noah didn’t stir, so Trent placed his iPod in Noah’s ear. Sounds of loud rock music could faintly be heard in the cabin. Geoff grimaced.

“Ugh,” he groaned. “If you’re going to wake him up at 5:30, at least let him be comfortable and soothed." Geoff pulled out an acoustic guitar out of nowhere and started strumming. Now it was Trent’s turn to grimace and glare at Geoff.

Suddenly, Noah slowly opened one eye, then blinked a couple times. Geoff continued playing his guitar in a relaxing and friendly way, but Trent had his eyes fixed on Noah. “It’s working! It’s working!”

Noah opened both eyes for a second, but they never opened fully. They turned from small, confused stares to angry, narrow slits. Gritting his teeth, Noah jumped out of his bed, now fully awake, and growled in fury. “This is the LAST time you punks are going to prank me, and I MEAN IT!” He subsequently started chasing Geoff and Noah around the cabin.

All this commotion began to wake some of the other campers up. None of this affected too many of them—Harold McGrady was confused for a second, but promptly began flirting with the girls on the other side of the cabin. Cody Ganatik looked through his stack of comic books and beatboxed absentmindedly to himself. Perhaps the most prominent reaction of all was Duncan Wilson’s. He slowly sat up in bed, rolling his eyes. “Oh, gee, let me guess. The non-geniuses have pranked the new kid again.” As shouts and screams could be heard coming from Trent and Geoff, Duncan chuckled to himself and said “Excellent.”

Jason's Entry
Beth vs. LeShawna

"Mmmmmmhuh." A short, chubby, girl with glasses said. "I want it like that, giiiiiiirl," Beth rapped to the music.

"Hey, yo, it's little bitty piggy Beth here, and I got something for ya'll to hear. It was about this itty-bitty b****, who was all snobby and rich. Thought she was cool, learned from a fool that she wasn't as cool as she knew." The loud mouth spit out some rhyms.

"Meet me in your bed, tell me to go ahead, you stop me dead, in my tracks. Whatya call that boy? You need some facts! And thats a wrap!" Beth finished off. Everyone outside the red recording booth, clapped.

"Great work, Beth!" Her producer clapped.

"Yeah. I was feeling that track." She said, stepping out of the booth. She looked a a big-boned, black-skinned girl with intensity.

"You know what to do," Beth said, snobbishly. LeShawna cringed, then ran out of the room to get Beth her bottled water. She had always expected a fresh, cold, Fiji labeled, bottle of water. She really didn't like the 'taste' of the Fiji water, disregarding that it was normal water, just named with a fancy name. LeShawna ran into the room huffing, puffing, and carrying a store-brand bottle of warm water.

"I SAID COLD!" Beth yelled at her. LeShawna ran out of the room while Beth slowly walked after her.

Beth walked past a bunch of people with papers in thier hands, and knocked them all out of their hands.

The Ending (Listen, I seriously have no ideas and I hated this challenge.)

Webly's Entry
"The Brizzy Factor"

In a truly twisted universe, we present to you The Brizzy Factor.

Bridgette has always been a little insane ever since she was a little girl after she got struck by lightning though. She never really fit in with anybody but it didn’t matter. Bridgette always hung around the cooler people she never noticed they were always being mean to her. She thought it was always an accident. Bridgette once attended a summer camp. Where thing’s didn’t go really well.

It wasn’t actually a Summer Camp; it was more as a military school. Her mom sent her away to try to get the insane part of her brain out of her, not knowing it was incurable. Bridgette soon found out she wasn’t the only insane person there. There was another group of others 2-3 with psychotic names like Alfred, Esme, and Shoe (don’t ask why her name was shoe). The crazy group was led by a girl called Marijuana who was truly the sweetest girl you could ever possibly meet. She made up the group so they could feel better about themselves.

There were other groups with people with weird names like Milo, Akira, Kaui and Leeum, there were many others but those were the only ones Bridgette was aware of. Most of those people were just dumb but there was a person with a manipulated mind, Sandra & her buddy Heather.

Bridgette hated the camp although she joined the group of crazy people, she hated it. The food was horrible, the kitchen was filthy. They treated Bridgette like the dumbest person on earth. Bridgette really only cared about that, for some reason she kind of enjoyed the food.

One day, someone put an explosive in the 5 Teacher’s cabins. Everyone went on the loose, but Bridgette took the blame for it. Bridgette wasn’t the one who did the bomb, but who did…

In the same city Bridgette lived in, Toronto was a girl who was perfectly normal by the name of Izzy.

Izzy has lived a good life. Izzy can be clumsy but she sure is thoughtful and caring. She really had a thing for surfing. Izzy was a natural surfer and best in her town. She dreamt of being an owner of a surf shop and then becoming a surf coach at the beach. It was a small dream, but easy to make happen.

Izzy has a lot of friends, she’s really popular. The nicest popular person you’d meet. She always has had a caring for others, sometimes she can be a little corny, but she likes to keep it real, like she does with her friends. On a hot summer day, Izzy was left home alone. She wished she could be at the beach but there was a horrendous oil spill. While Izzy was imagining the perfect day, the door bell rang and there was pounding on the door…

Izzy slowly walked up to the door.

“Hey, you person can you please let me in, I’m running from the RCMP, funny story.” A random stranger we know as Bridgette says chuckling.

“Well don’t just stand there, get in quick!”

“Thanks, I just got rid of them when I went down your street,”

“Um…why are the RCMP chasing after you?”

“I was blamed for setting a bomb on this lame Summer Camp I attended. I’m not sure who did, OMG maybe it was me and I fell on me head. Ahhh….I’m a bomb setter or whatever you call it.”

Izzy looks perplexed.

“First of all, do you have any suspects? Secondly, you talk very fast and you’re random. Lastly, how long have you been running?”

“I think it was Marijuana, never trust that name. I’ve been running for around maybe 5 hours.”

“Do you even know what day it is today?”

“You’re so funny, like I keep track. I’m totally dying out her because of your funniness.” “Why don’t we explain this to the police or maybe call your parents,” Izzy replies.

“No, no too risky, my parents would turn me in to the police anyways.”

“Wait, did you say you knew someone with the name of Marijuana. Why don’t you call one of your friends, then?”

“This is so confusing; can I just take a break?”

Through all this talking Bridgette had a blank expression on her face while Izzy was alarmed.

There was a knock on the door, Izzy took a peek and saw it was the RCMP.

“Oh, no, Bridgette it’s the RCMP!” Izzy says.

“It’s okay; I’d like to confront them by myself its ok to hide.”

Bridgette opened the door and slid under the RCMP manager’s legs.

“You’ll never catch me, I’m Esquire!” Bridgette yells.

“Huh? You know Bridgette or whatever her name is didn’t set a bomb on her school.” Bridgette explains to the RCMP.

“We found that out after 5 minutes and we found it was not an insane person, it was Sandra. Sandra believed it was for the world’s own good and she was arrested. We’re chasing after Bridgette because she pushed her Grandma off a cliff, because she thought it was a chainsaw killer in disguise.” The Manager of the RCMP replies.

“This is definitely the craziest situation I’ve ever got in!”

The RCMP leaves, and it leaves Izzy confused.

“Hey where are my Eggs?” Izzy says as she walks into the kitchen.

5 days later, Bridgette was seen in the woods eating some raw eggs.

“I love raw eggs!”

THE END!


 * I got some of the weird names when I searched for psychotic names and guess what was on the list Ezzy, but close to Izzy which may be where the producers got her name. XDD

Reviews
Chimmy: According to Nalyd, I get Gophers, Shane gets Bass.

Chimmy's Reviews
I would like to thank Nalyd for giving me only a few reviews to write, knowing my busy schedule. But honestly, I am EXTREMLEY disappointed in you guys. Less than half of your teams submitted an entry. As far as I remember, the winners of their respective season of TDAuthor did not miss ONE entry. Not ONE. Those who did submit an entry, good for you. Even if you didn’t get the greatest review, I can guarantee your safety because of this.

Reddy: ….um….wow. O_O It was certainly an interesting mix-up, though…even with Gwen’s personality and hatred towards Katie and Sadie, I don’t think um…well, Katie would break laws. Gwen doesn’t seem like that. Also, I would think Gwen would be attracted to Trent, but she was so ticked I can’t asses it well. Overall, though, it was a good story, though….but you did spell assaulted as assukted. XD

Mrodd: This was fairly good. The ‘little of what she had to offer’ part made me spit up my drink, though. XD However, I don’t think you dug deep enough into their personalities. Justin is much more than hot, (Or in this case, Courtney.) and Courtney (Or is it Justin?) didn’t seem explored at all.

Jessica: This seemed, well…incomplete, at best. I copied this into MS Word, and it was barely a half page long. Also, I think that this contained little of DJ’s personality, and only a bit more of Courtney’s. Overall….meh.

Codaa: No story, no review.

IHeartTDInTDA: No story, no review.

TDAFAN99: No story, no review.

Josie Amber: While this was pretty good, it still had it’s issues. Eachother’s is not a word, it should be separated into each other’s. Also, as far as I know, Bridgette (Or Gwen?) does not jog, but you may have been conformed to this because of the setting of your story. I have to commend you on making Bridgette’s klutzy side apparent, though, and aside from these issues the story was pretty good.

Sonictksb: No story no-ah, what the heck…

Shane's Reviews
Sorry for not getting these up earlier, I was moving, so no internet. Anyway, onto these things.

Usitgz: This was a pretty good story, though there was a couple mistakes. First one, squealed is spelled as squealed. Second, it should be Duncan and Cody asked in unison. Not Duncan, and Cody asked in unison. You didn't need that comma. The last thing, you should always use commas, not parenthesis to show actions, as parenthesis take away from the feel of the story. Although this is a big review, this was a fantastic story. Nice job! =)

Spenstar: Well, there are no grammar or spelling mistakes, there still are a few mistakes. One: this story's quite short, but sweet. Two: where's Beth acting like Lindsay? Lindsay's dumb. Beth here, wasn't dumb. Overall, though, this was a short, simple, sweet story. I really liked this story, though my only true complaint, is that it should be longer IMO. But great job this week. Great job.

TCF09: Well, while the characters were in character, this story is overflowing with mistakes. I, when standing alone and when used in contractions, should always be capitalized. Also, forward is spelled forward. Always capitalize names, even when they're not speaking. Safety is spelled safety. Whenever something is possessive, put an apostrophe and an S. Things is spelled things. I'm should have a capitalized I. Courtney's is possessive. Harvard is spelled Harvard. Effect should have been affect. A oh should have been An oh. I needs to be capitalized. Harold needs to be capitalized. Interrupted is spelled as interrupted. Memorize is spelled as memorize. There is should be there are. Brunet is spelled as brunet. Shooked, should really just be shook. She's should be she's. Referring is spelled as referring. That's a ton of misspelled words. My advice, use Microsoft word. Because of the mistakes, not that good of an entry.

Oweguy: No entry, makes my job easier.

Ben: No entry.

TBTDIF: Well...this was quite short...and it was hard to tell that Trent and Geoff switched personalities. Anyway, while is was an okay entry, it was far to short. I mean, REALLY short. Anyway, You said that Noah chased Geoff and Noah, I think you mean Noah chased Geoff and Trent. I also think you shouldn't have shown the reaction of all those people. It takes away from the actual story, and it's confusing. Overall, okay entry.

Jason: Well...this was short. Anyway, LeShawna would not cuss, and Beth isn't a little wimpy girl like her personality is shown in this story. Beth is willing, not scared, and LeShawna is NOT snobby. Anyway, this wasn't that good of an entry. Jason, I know you can do better. I just know you can.

Webly: Well....Bridgette certainly is crazy in this story. XD Anyway, this was an okay story, although there should have been more commas. Oh, and never use parenthesis in a story, it takes away from the actual story. Anyway, this was a funny story, though it could be better. My final verdict, this was a better than average.

Decision
Nalyd: Well, its safe to say that the Gophers lose by a lot. Chimmy, who is the BoW for the Gophers?

Chimmy: I would say Reddy, thank you good sir. :P

Elimination Ceremony Two
Nalyd: Reddy, your nominations please.

Reddy: I pick Sonik and TDAFan99. sorry guys, but Ive seen codaa and iHeart do better, and I know they tried to get a story finished. sorriez.

Reddy: And i also wont be here next week, so Ill give a reason to stay for that XD. Reason for no story next week: I would have turtned in a story if i wasnt at camp this week. I believe you all know i would've if i couldve. bye. XD

Nalyd: Sonik, TDAFan99, why do you deserve to stay?

TDAFan99: I'm sorry I didn't turn in an entry. But sometimes I was off the computer and not checking on Total Drama Author, but if you keep and I'll try harder next time and even make my Challenge 2 story. Thanks and I respect your descion either way if you keep me or Sonik. But I love this camp and I want to win it. I'll try harder next time if I have a next. This must be a hard descion for the three of you. I'll try to be a better Author. Thank you Nalyd, Chimmy, and Shane.

Sonik: I couldn't turn in a entry because of my laptop being repiared. I know this was coming and if anyone should be going tonight, it might be me. And if I do leave tonight, I'll try to become a better writer for next season. But I really do want to stay, and I missed seasons 3 and 4. I'll try harder in the next challenge if I stay. This must be a hard descion for the three of you. This is my reason to stay.

Nalyd: Okay, I think that both of you are equally deserving to stay. You both need to work on your writing, but one of you needs to go... TDAFan99, I'm sorry, but you have been eliminated. I do hope that you keep workin on your writing. I think that you'll be a great author if you keep working.

Week Three Chat
Nalyd: Only 15 remain...

Oweguy: Sorry I wasn't here last challenge. BTW. You didn't put our names for challenge three.

Webly: I have to get mine up on Thursday because I'm on my dad's computer because my computer is installing something that's taking all night. :( I hope that's alright!

Week Three Challenge
Okay guys, in the spirit of summer, your challenge is to write any of the Total Drama contestant's last day of school! You get to write the last day of school for any Total Drama series character! This does include Sierra and Alejandro in case your wondering. This will be judged on creativity, how much the characters are in character, and of course, grammar and spelling.

Jason's Entry
"Welcome parents, students and teachers alike." A man's voice was amplified over the loud speaker. As everyone walked in and took thier seats, the graduation ceramony started. The audience members rambled to the person left and right of them, as parent's usually do when they see some one they haven't seen in awhile.

"Sh!" The man put his finger over his lips, symbolizing to quiet down. The audience members gradually stopped talking.

"I, Rodney Jenkins, am certainly proud to say that this class of 2010 is one of the most intellectual graduatee's Hopper High School has ever had. Please give them a round of applause." After he said that, the entire audience clapped.

Meanwhile, to the left of the bleachers, where the viewers watching, all of the twenty-four former-camper-castmates were sitting.

"How do you do a round applause?" Lindsay leaned to the right of her to ask Sierra.

"Oh, like this!" Sierra started clapping, then rotating her hands clockwise.

"Ooooh!" Lindsay finally understood the concept of it. Beth, to the left of Lindsay, told Lindsay that she was doing it wrong, then demostrated it for Lindsay.

(TBC)

Webly's Entry
Tough Decisions, Tough Decisions!

It was Duncan’s last day of 12th grade; he’d finally move on with his life and get a degree. He wasn’t going the college, he was going to stay here and party on with his life. He had thoughts of getting a job but he didn’t feel like it at the time.

Even though it was his last day of school, the last day of trying not to slack off. How could he not slack off and make it the best school day ever or at least for him.

Unlike, some high-schoolers last day, Pineridge’s was different. They would have a graduation ceremony a day later and not call it an actual school today. Duncan was excited he didn’t have anything to worry about besides Mr. Vandenvet’s big end of the year test.

Mr. Vandenvet was having a so called “surprise” end of the year test, reviewing everything they learned the whole year. The problem about it was it wasn’t a secret. Everyone knew about as that was the teacher’s topic of his conversations on his phone all week. He told them not to listen in as it was an important call but how can someone not listen in. One year someone accidentally spoke about the end of the year test in his class before it came and he got so mad he was suspended for the last day and got a zero on the test. No one would actually get suspension like that but Mr. Vandenvet had his ways. As a matter of fact, no one actually knows how the poor kid got suspended for that reason but rumor has it, Mr. Vandenvet threatened the principal.

Although, how awful of a teacher Mr. Vandenvet is and all the sick rumors. Duncan didn’t care and thought it was amusing. Mr. Vandenvet hates Duncan so much. Everyone knows it’s only for one reason; Duncan is the only person that has ever stood up to Mr. Vandenvet and got away with it.

Duncan tried to keep of his mind about the complicated test for now and started to think about his mischievous thing he was going to do, later that day.

Pineridge High School started at 6:45 each morning and ended at 2:09. On the last day of school, Duncan got off to a rough start by sleeping too late! By the time he woke up he saw it was 6:30.

Although Duncan had to hurry, he didn’t mind. It was just another school day or to him at least.

“Honey, what took you long upstairs?” Duncan’s mom quickly asked as Duncan runs down the stairs while grabbing his lunch.

“No time to explain and remember what I told you about calling me honey. I’m 18 and I’ve been to juvi you hurt my reputation by even talking to me, let alone call me honey.” Duncan replies.

“Whatever, sweetie,” Duncan’s mom says rolling her eyes.

Duncan walks out the door acting cool with his backpack on his back. He tried to look tough so he gave the bus driver and a couple of nerds some looks that scared them to death.

After that, Duncan walked on the butterscotch school bus with a smile.

Duncan walked down the long isle and took a seat in the back by his best bud, Yahoo.

“Hey Duncan, ready to make the best day of school the worst day ever for everyone else,” Yahoo asks.

“You know me so well,” Duncan replies with an evil grin.

By the time the golden butterscotch bus got to the school Duncan had explained his impish plan to Yahoo.

And by the time Duncan and Yahoo got out it was commencing time.

Yahoo laid out the plan in an abandoned homeroom the school was going to re-model next year. Duncan felt this plan was so important he skipped homeroom and hired 2 nerds to act like them for the mini-class. It only cost 10 dollars and Duncan made an excuse not to be the one to pay so Yahoo did.

“In first hour, you sneak out into the hallway with me during Spanish and then pull the fire alarm as I run to the abandoned homeroom. After the evacuation, I will run into Mr. Vandenvet’s room and take the answer sheet to the “surprise” end of the year test and then copy it with the copying machine in the room nearby and put the test back. As the teachers are taking count of the people, stall the teacher as I run back out at the end of the line. If something happens, say he went home sick before it happened because Mrs. Diputs never takes the attendance until the end of class. During science, Mr. Vandenvet won’t notice we took the answer sheet and I’ll make you a copy too as I forgot to say.” Duncan explains.

“This is great and for the first time I paid attention and I haven’t had any questions,” Yahoo says almost wrapping up the conversation.

“Well, it was the second time I explained it to you. It should’ve been easy to listen. Anyways, let the games begin!”

Duncan walked to first hour with pride and determined to fulfill his job.

“Hola, Duncan!” Mrs. Diputs says as Duncan enters the class. “Okay, I think everyone is here so let’s get on with our next lesson today, how to conjugate “er” verbs in Spanish.”

As Ms. Diputs is explaining Duncan and Yahoo sneak out off class. They both start running opposite directions on schedule.

The fire alarm rang at the knick of time when Duncan ran in the vacant homeroom.

Now, most schools would have a fire plan and Pineridge did but did they know when they were pulling the alarm, not an idea. All the teachers never see it coming and most just go with the flow. They never expected it was real. Last day of school, probably a remembrance of what we did this year, the teachers thought.

Duncan looked out the crummy door of the unoccupied homeroom and saw people exiting.

“I’m so smart, this plan is going to work and I’m almost halfway there,” Duncan thought to himself.

Most schools would have a time limit to how long the bell would go off. Pineridge didn’t. The average time it turns off is around 16 minutes, so Duncan had more than enough time.

After the evacuation, Duncan tip-toed while making his way to Mr. Vandenvet’s room because you never know what teachers are still going to be in the school past the evacuation.

Duncan walked into the quiet room. Mr. Vandenvet didn’t have class first hour so it was harder to find the answer sheet. He finally found it deep inside a thick wooden drawer. He pulled the sheet out and then carefully slid the drawer back in not to make any noise.

2/3 out of the room, Duncan heard a crunching sound and then again.

“Oh, no, a teachers coming,” Duncan murmurs to himself. He started to panic and then he ran into Mr. Vandenvet’s room. Only because it was the last choice he had and he wasn’t going to get caught, especially, after getting this close.

He stood by maroon painted wall by a bookshelf filled with worthless junk about Apocalypse and Science. Now he understood part of the why the weird teacher was so insane.

The footsteps got closer and closer and then the light turned on. It was Mr. Vandenvet. He tried to find a speaker in his room and then Duncan remembered. Mr. Vandenvet was the one who checks the school after the teachers figure out it was not planned. Duncan was about to smack his forehead but remembered to keep still.

Before Mr. Vandenvet could tell the entire student body about how the fire wasn’t a drill but there wasn’t any fire, he squealed and pointed at Duncan.

“Why are you in here?” He asked smirking.

Duncan stood there and thought of an excuse, “Okay, I’ve always had a fear of fire. I panicked and I ran into here thinking it was safe. And then I thought it over and I almost overcome but when you came in here I decided not to move just so I would have more of a chance not to speak of this with you or any other teacher that was coming in here.” Duncan may be dumb but he sure is a quick liar.

Mr. Vandenvet decided to let him go and the rest of Duncan’s day went fine. His last class was Science. The teacher was impressed at Duncan's score, so he called him to his desk.

“I think it’s really great that you’ve been paying attention in my class this year. But I have to tell you something. It’s that you’re going to have to fail this grade or take summer school and another special class such as Sylvan or Kumon to exceed with life.” Mr. Vandenvet explained.

“Really? All year I’ve been leading up to this, I figured I’d take summer school but an extra class why does this have to be so tough.” Duncan stared at the clock and then saw everyone in the class staring at him back.

“You have by the end of class to make your decision,”

He sat in his seat and tried to hide from everyone. Duncan was furious, angry and all the other words that clarify MAD!

At the end of class he made his choice and slowly walked back up to the teacher’s desk where he was exactly 10 minutes ago.

“I’ll do the summer school and an extra class thing, sure it may be hard. But it’s better than staying at school for a whole another year.”

Although Duncan was angry he managed to contain himself.

On the school bus he was talking to yahoo, “Rough day, huh. I managed to stall the whole time until Mr. Vandenvet said to come back in.”

“All I can say is it was full of tough decisions,”

Usitgz's Entry
Smells Like a Home School Summer

Oweguy's Entry
Best Summer Ever

Josie's Entry
The Last Day Today is the final day of school. When everyone is saying good bye to friends. The last day where everyone is sad or happy about leaving. As Duncan walked into school he watched as everyone started hugging and saying good bye before the day even started. "Wow," Duncan said with an annoyed tone in his voice looking at the cheerleaders all hugging each other sobbing their eyes out.

Duncan made his way to his locker and pulled out his notebook that he liked to doodle in, when he wasn't paying attention in class. He closed his locker quickly only to see Courtney behind the locker door. "Hey Duncan," Courtney said while smiling.

He looked into her eyes and smiled at the ego maniac of a girl who he loved to call his girlfriend.*Ding! Ding!* "Thats the five minute bell, we better get to class,"Courtney informed Duncan.

"Oh come on live a little," Duncan said smirking at Courtney.

Both walked to class hand in hand until they got to the door. Every one filed into the class in a quick but ordered manner going straight to their seats. Courtney sat in the first seat like the good girl she is while Duncan took his seat next to Trent and DJ. "Okay class today is our last day, when I call your name please come up to my desk and hand in you books," Mrs. Henry announced.

She called everyone one by one to her desk and they all handed her their science books even Courtney. Then it was Duncans turn. He slowly walked up to the desk with his book. "Please take your book sock off the cover Duncan,"Mrs. Henry instructed.

Duncan slowly took of the skull heads book sock off and uncovered his book only to show a drawn on, ripped, shredded, and broken book. He smirked at the sight of it remebering how the fatal death of his book happened. He flashed back to when he was using it to chase Harold down the hall to beat him up and he damaged it when he chased Harold into the woodshop room only for it to be flung in front of a saw. He came back to reality and relized the teacher was looking at him. He looked at the duck tape on his book to hold it together and then the teacher. The teacher just looked away and then Duncan sat down.Classes went by quickly and before they knew it last period class started.

Courtney had an excuse to miss Gym and she went off to the office where she helped out. "Time to have some fun," Duncan said enthused.

Today they were playing dodgeball for half of the period and then they were allowed to sign yearbooks. Duncan, Trent, Dj, and Tyler were on the same team with half of the class, while Owen, Heather, Gwen, and Noah were on the other team with the other half of the class. Duncan threw dodgballs at every one and soon enought the opposite team lost. They had time for only one more game. The end result Duncan's team lost and the kids walked to the cafeteria where they would sign yearboooks with everyone else. By then Courtney was back and she gave Duncan a hug and then set out to sign peoples yearbooks with her old election pencil she had made from when she audition for Total Drama.

Duncan wandered around and signed a few year books and met up with Gwen."Hey!" Duncan said to Gwen smiling while giving her a hug.

"I'm going to miss everyone so much,"Gwen said looking at Duncan.

Duncan nodded his head in agreement and then took her year book and wrote her a note and then signed his name. Gwen took his and signed her name also leaving a note for him to read. Gwen sighed and walked around to get others to sign her year book. Duncan caught up with Trent and signed his year book. The last bell finally rang and everyone walked to their lockers so they could go home. Gwen found Duncan at his locker and hugged him. Trent standing next to her with the rest of the Total Drama gang said goodbye one by one. Courtney wrapped her arms around Duncan's one arm and stood by his side. The whole cast of Total Drama left the school and went to their buses. Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, and Noah all went home on the same bus. Before Duncan left with Courtney to go home he said good bye to Noah and gave one last hug to his dear friend Gwen.

Soniktksb's Story
Last Day of Lame school

On the last day at Black Cone High School

"Alright class, you will be playing Dodgeball, you will have 5 minites to hide some

thourghout the school, whoever doesn't get chaught will gradute" The Boring Phys ED teacher siad

"Yippie" Lindsay shouted

"Boring" Courtney murmred

(TBC)

Mroddès Story
Not exactly How we planned.

The bell had just rang, and everyone was rushing to get home as soon as possible. Everyone had places to go and people to see… Well all except one.

“Vote for Courtney! I promise to make next year the best ever! Courtney shouted trying to talk over the mob that would soon crush her. Luckily for her, her boyfriend pushed her out of the way.

“What was that for?” She screeched, oblivious to the mob running past her.

Duncan face palmed. “Sorry but I don’t want my only girl friend to be in the hospital all Summer!”

He then embraced her and started kissing her on the lips, only to be pushed away by an angry Courtney. “Not in public! Especially when I’m campaigning!”

“Whoa, sorry!” He apologized walking off.

“Boyfriend being a pain?” Asked a voice behind her.

“Yeah! He just won’t leave me alone! It’s the Summer! I can spend as much time with him as I want!” She turned. “Oh… Justin”

“ SO anyways… Geoff’s hosting a party tonight want to come?” Courtney just kept staring as his body.

“ Uhh. Sure” She replied.

“K pick you up at 9” He said as he walked out.

“Would Miss Courtney O’Reilly report to the office please?” The loud speaker boomed.

Courtney started to walk to the office only to see the principle with the “Disappointed” look. “Courtney follow me” Before she could say anything he started walking, straight to the detention room.

“Wait! How did I get a detention?” She yelled.

He grunted then pushed her in. She scanned the room and noticed; Lindsay, Trent, Gwen and Noah were all there. But they never got detentions. “Hey” She waved.

She walked over to the quartet. “So why you all here?”

“We don’t know, you?” Gwen replied.

“She probably doesn’t know either!” An Irritated Noah yelled.

“He’s right.” She frowned. “And I was going to go to a party; I guess that won’t be happening detentions end at 9!”

“Ugh! I was really looking forward to going!” Trent said smiling at Gwen.

“I have a plan! I saw in this movie… I think it was called Run, before they eat you.” Lindsay squealed.

“Lindsay has a plan? The world is going to end!” Noah laughed.

“It’s ok keep going” Courtney said.

“We break out through the windows!” Lindsay yelled.

“Seems easy enough, not like they are barred or anything.” Gwen said looking at them.

“Ok so grab a chair and run at the windows, this is the bottom floor so we should be fine.”

They each grabbed a chair and ran at the window, Lindsay and Trent slipped, but the other 3 made it out. Trent grabbed Lindsay and jumped out of one of the smashed windows. “We did it!” Trent shouted.

“Thanks Lindsay” Gwen smiled.

“Yeah thanks” Noah grinned.

Courtney hugged Lindsay “Thank you”

“You are all welcome! From the heart of my bottom!” The four others face palmed as they all walked onto the last bus.