User blog:SarcasticSenseofHumor/Theories

I saw a thing and whatever, idek anyhow, this is just gonna' be theories on people in the wiki. We'll start with probably the most famous wikian TF. TrentFan Trentfan, there are 7 letters in TF's name. 7 = the number of letters in amazing. Hm... amazing. The Amazing Spiderman. Spiderman was made by Stan Lee. Stan Lee... hmm... Stanley from the office! Stanley works at a computer in a cubicle. He types. He writes. Typewriter. In the end of one of the Sherlock Holmes movies, Watson is using a typewriter. At the end of the movie a question mark is put on the type writer. Like when you're asking a question. Question has eight letters in it. 7 (the amount of letters in TF's name) - 8 (the number of letters in 'question') = 1 x 1 = 1. You learn this in school. You wake up in the morning to go to school. There is also dew on the grass. Dew = Mountain Dew. A popular soda. It's color is yellow-green. Yellow-green has a dash in it. Dash is also next to the plus sign on the keyboard. So - + - = --. That almost forms a line. You know what else has a line? A script in the Lord of the Rings. Rings = ring-around-the-rosey. In Ring-Around-the-Rosey, the children fall down at the end. Just like Dumbledore at the end of Harry Potter. You know what else is hairy? Dogs. Dogs are a type of animal, just like a Chihuahua. Chihuahuas come from Mexico. There are tacos in Mexico. Tacos also come with soft tacos. You can wrap up a soft taco. Wrap, wrap, rap. Kanye West wraps. Kanye West's last name is West. If you go from the U.S. you can get to England. In England, there is a different type of money. Not like the money in the U.S., speaking of the money in the U.S., people use pennies. Pennies have Abraham Lincoln on them. Lincoln freed slaves. Freed, freedom, Gavin Free. Gavin Free is a member of Achievement Hunter, he is part of a group called the Slow Mo Guys, Dan is also a member. There are 3 letters in Dan and 5 letters in Gavin. 3 + 5 = 8 divided by 2 = 4. 4 x 3 = 12 divided by 3 = 4 again. 4 is the same number of letters in the word "race", you come in last in a race. You can also win trophies in a race. You can also win trophies on the Play Station. There are 4 Play Stations. But there is a PSP, PSPs are small, just like a crumb. Crumbs come off of bread which you eat. Eat also is the other three letters in "yeet". Yeet is a vine. Vines grow on trees. Trees come from acorns, and squirrels eat acorns. Conclusion? TF is a squirrel.