Total Drama Author 4

A lot of people think that they are great authors. Over half of these people are mediocre. This is not only a camp where people are getting their writing skills improved but they are competing to be the best author.... Who will prove that they have the skills? Who will crumble under the pressure? Who will rise to the occasion?

'''This... is... TOTAL! DRAMA! AUTHOR! 4!!!'''

How It Works

 * 1) Two teams of nine people each will be constructed.
 * 2) The teams will compete in challenges. (i.e. Write a story where Lindsay and Tyler break up OR write a story where Beth suddenly becomes popular OR write a story about the contest itself.)
 * 3) Sunshine and Chimmy will read and judge the stories, and determine which team wins.
 * 4) The winning team is invincible!
 * 5) Sunshine/Chimmy (Whoever judged the losing team) will pick whoever was the best author on the team that week.
 * 6) The best person on the losing team will pick two of their teammates to be up for elimination.
 * 7) The bottom two will give reasons to stay in the game.
 * 8) Nalyd will determine who goes home (The only guarantee that one is safe is if they're on the winning team, or they win an individual challenge).
 * 9) Repeat the above steps.
 * 10) Later in the game, there will be a merge, and the two teams will become the Best-Sellers.
 * 11) More challenges, stories, elimination.
 * 12) One author will be left and will be declared the best author ever!!

Contestants
This season eighteen contestants will compete. It is requested that people provide an avatar of themselves on the talk page. The first challenge will be up next Sunday. Sign-ups are closed!

Writing Gophers

 * 1) Anonymos- I've made my decision! I'm competing, so ya'll better watch out, cause nobody's going to stand in my way this time
 * 2) Cards777- I did good last season!!
 * 3) COKEMAN11 (PWNAGE)
 * 4) Darkdonpatch (I am here to improve my writing skills)
 * 5) GM -(Hopefully I can win adminship)
 * 6) KoopaKidJr.- Time to put my writing skills to the test!
 * 7) Turnertang- Ready to get fourth place again!
 * 8) Weblykinly (i expect to get pass the first couple of eliminations then fail, this is going to be fun!)
 * 9) YoshiPerson (This should be fun! I love writing! All I beed is the time to do it... (XD))

Typing Bass

 * 1) Benthegame Finally in. I'm goin all the way!
 * 2) Ezekielguy-Bring...it.
 * 3) Jason. -My first time!
 * 4) Kenzen - Bring it on, Wait is that a bull dont bring it on ahh*runs away from the bull*
 * 5) NIzzy (NIzzy is back! XD)
 * Shane - I want to show you all that I can write!
 * 1) Tdafan123-I`ve improved my wirting,so I`m ready
 * 2) Tdifan1234-Maybe I'll get farther in this season than last.... XD
 * 3) Tyedye Oh my god! I'm on a TDAuthor! Expect me to fail! (Also expect occasional British English spelling, Britain is just awsome like that XD)

Week One Chat
* scene opens up to an epic stadium*

Announcer:Welcome to...TOTAL! DRAMA! AUTHOR! 4! *contestants come out of opening in dome to thunderous applause, but the backdrops fall over, revealing a random mess hall, and Sunshine playing a track of applause*

Nalyd: ...I said a big, giant stadium, Chimmy! What did you do?

Chimmy:How would you spend 2 bucks?! (XD)

Nalyd: *brings everyone into a library* You will all be staying here in the library for the next give or take sixteen weeks! FOUR MONTHS OF WRITING! Have fun. *leaves and goes to office*

Anonymos: Fortunately for me, those four months won't be anywhere near the period of time when I have to leave for the annual three weeks.

GM: Well, hi!!

NIzzy: Hiya guys!

GM: Hi NIzzy!!! *goes around and greets himself to everyone* (XD)

Turnertang: I'm back everyone! (Does a handstand)

Chimmy:*hops in* Hey, guys! Hey, I actually recognize most of you this time! (XD)

Shane: Um, hi guys! *starts to read a book*

GM: Hey, Shane!!!

Cards: Hey guys!! I'm ready to write!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I thought I should do that now! Chimmy, are we going to have to write around Christmas????

Shane: Hey GM! I can't wait to start this. Hopefully, it's not due today.

Dark:*a diffent bus comes in and Dark comes out with his staright jacket and black angel wings* um can someone get my things?

Koops: Oh. My. GOD!!!

Dark: WhaT?

NIzzy: O.o

Dark: Fine i am suppose to be a darker clone of this pixie named um Brightshine Pasta.

Cards: *points at Dark* HI!!!!!!!!! *releases Dark from straight jacket*

Chimmy:Sorry, guys, IDK when the challenge will be up! :(

Dark:Okay oh do you guys know any pixis here because i am suppose to be a clone of one it's called or close to Brightshine Pasta?

Chimmy:Oh, you mean Sunshine! ^^. Yeah, she's co-co-hosting! (XD)

Dark: Sunshine? hmmm no wonder i am the dark angel of here (Dark angel: born at the same time as the pixie is the copy of it but bears no relationship or DNA to each other but the same age as it and hair color(kinda).Did i just gave out the Dark Angel thing?

Chimmy:Yup! (XD)

Dark-Meh,I am already got out of Demon Angel Jail so i am loose out in this place luckily they cant catch me here.

Cards: I have a question Chimmy, on the rules when it says that the only guarantee that you are safe is if you win invincibility or if your team wins, but if you are the best author on the losing team, and you pick 2 authors to be put up for elimination, doesn't that mean that the best author on the losing team is safe too?

Tdafan:*arrives*Hey everyone!Great to be back!

NIzzy: Fan of TDA! Nice to see you!(XD FAIL)

Cards: HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chimmy:IDK Cards, I don't really know how this thing works yet...but I assume you would be!

Tdafan:Well,hopefully I can get to the merge this season

Chimmy:Well, since I'm a host, I'm not supposed to be picking favorites, but...all of you have a great shot!

Tdafan:I can`t wait for the challenge!

Dark: I hope there is no Harold voting this season *what you think i dont live in the human world well i live in a apartment).

Tdafan:I just realized TBTDIF isn`t here.He should,he`s a great author

Cards: I thought he was signed up, but he missed sign-ups.

Tdafan:*high fives Cards*Whats up dude!Glad you could make it!

Dark: *trying to meditate but cant concentrate* UGH! I thought this was a library why is it so loud?

NIzzy: *pokes Dark* XD

Tdafan:I`m gonna go unpack*goes to wherever they stay*

Cards: *pokes Dark with NIzzy*

Tdafan:*pokes Dark*This is better than cable!(XD)

Cards: *pokes Dark with NIzzy* Let's play a game!! To play, you first state your username, and a made-up hobby!! I'll go first!! My username is Cards777, and my hobby is poking things with a stick!! (LOL XD!!!!!!) (Wizards of Waverly Place reference)

Tdafan:I`m Tdafan123 and I like to eat computers(LOL)

NIzzy: I'm NIzzy and I like visting mental hospitals. (XD)

GM: I'm GM and I like pie. (XD)

Tdafan:Ummm,now what?

NIzzy: EVA CLOUD! *runs away* (Good times XD)

GM: Let's state our username and say something we don't do.

Dark: I am Dark i Write in the Death Note *Grabs both TDAfan and NIzzy and thorws them*

Cards: I'm Cards777, and I don't jump off cliffs!! I don't push people off cliffs either! Or do I? (XD)

GM: I'm GM and I don't do anything. (XD)

NIzzy: I'm NIzzy and I don't do math homework XD

Shane: I'm Shane and I don't do buttons, I HATE buttons. IDK why but I just do.

Jason: I'm Jason and I get confused easily...wait, huh?

Tdafan:*goes into Nalyds office and does prank calls*Hello,you just won a million dollars*pause*No,this isn`t Tdafan123 this is...321nafadt(XD)*pause*No,I`m not interested in any Christmas ornaments,thank you(LOL)

Sunshine: *bursts out of Nalyd's epic office* FINALLY!!! I've been locked in there since the end of last season!!! (XD)

Dark: Your Sunshine *bursts out laughinh* Your the pixie that i am suppose to be the Demon Angel *Laughs*

Sunshine: OMG DEMON ANGEL THINGY!!! *pokes him/her repeatedly* (IDK, sorry XD)

Dark: ugh your more annoying then i thought and besides do you even know what Dark Angels are there clones of pixie

Tdafan:I made the best prank call!

Chimmy:DUN. DUN. DUUUNNNN! (XD couldn't resist)

Dark: I thought thiws was a libary (WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STAR)

Sunshine: *to Dark* YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!!! *pinches cheeks XD* I'm gonna call you Iggy!!! (First challenge starts tomorrow.)

Dark: ugh well at least your not and Punk/Emo/Goth fangirl

Tdafan:*spray paints on Nalyds wall 'YoshiPerson Wuz Her'*

Sunshine: Speaking of Punk/Emo/Goth fangirl-ness, Chimmy, is Shadii-kun here???

Turnertang: Who's Shadii-kun?

Tdafan:(CONF)This is my season! I am way better than i was last season,I got this

Anonymos: Shadow, of course! Silly, Turnertang!

Sunshine: *pokes pic*

Tdafan:*shakes Nonnys hand*Hey,so sorry you lost last season(I regret mentioning that XD)

Dark: (rules if an Dark angel and Pixie clones meet:The dark angel cant harm the Pixie and the pixie can use the Dark Angel -_-)

Nalyd: Listen up, everyone! Stay out of my office, or you're ELIMINATED. Anyway, ready for... the first challenge?

Tdafan:I`m...ready*gulps*(XD)

CK11: Bring...it...on. *smirks*

Sunshine: *Spongebob voice* I'm ready! I'm ready! Oh, wait, I'm a host...

Chimmy:Ya, Shadow IS here! He's in my room! ^^

GM: I'm working on my story. I'm on the third page! (XD)

Chimmy:*jaw drops*

Shane: My first challenge! I'm so excited! I'll work on it now. I hope my story will be okay.

Jason: Hey NIzzy. Whats up?

CK11: 2nd story! YES! (XD)

Chimmy:*o.o's at the image names XD*

Kenzen:I am very nervous

Shane: FINALLY DONE! I hope it's good.

Jason: It's funny how were all doing it tonight, when it's due by thursday.

Dark: I might fix mine but meh.

Kenzen:Hows mine

Chimmy:*does her best not to get involve, but is still failing XD*

YP: Hey, guys! I love writing! I can't wait to get into this camp!

Ezekielguy: How do you guys like mine so far?

Tdafan:Mine`s done!

GM: Mine's done it'll be posted tomorrow my 7 page story.

Tdafan:*watches a movie*

Weblykinly: Hey, sorry I'm late but I'm here.

CK11: *notices the absence of Nonny's story* He's probably writing it.

Cards: Well, it's only Sunday, and it's due Thursday. I'm gonna finish my story tomorrow, that is if I don't have a lot of homework!

CK11: I just write the story the day it is assigned to prevent homework from getting in the way.

Cards: I'm trying to get my stories finished as soon as possible, because last season, I waited til' the last day or two until it was due, and I missed 3 stories last season, and that's what got me eliminated.

CK11 (conf): At the beginning of last season, I counted Chimmy and Cards out. Mostly Cards because I saw Chimmy write. I still counted Cards out, but then he placed sixth. He's a good author overall. That means he'll be tough to beat.

CK11: Same, but I only missed one.

Cards: *goes to finish story*

NIzzy: I usually finish my homework as soon as I get it, so I can spend more time writing my story over a couple of days. :D

GM: My masterpiece is.... uhh *looks at it to choose* (XD)

Tdafan:I personally think my story this week is better than both my stories last season

CK11: Both your stories? *remembers when Tdafan technically saved him from elimination* Oh, yeah... Agreement on that.

Tye: Wow, only 3 people haven't started their stories... and I'm one of them... I feel so special! =D (XD, I have started, but it's just not up here 'cuz I'm actually writing it.)

Tdafan:I can`t wait for results!

NIzzy: Me too. *hi-5's Tdafan*

GM: The results should be soon.

Tdafan:*eats some chips*I`m bored

Dark: Hey TDAFAN theres a bazooka in the hosts lounge

Dark:*concam* I thing i just sent a devil for a bomb

Cards: I'm finished!

GM: (CONF) I hope my team wins.

Dark (CONF): eats a PB and J

Cards: (CONF) I hope the Gophers win! Sorry Bass, but I'm cheering for my team. Last season, my team lost the first challenge, so this season, maybe my team can win the first challenge!

Tdafan:I can tell it`s gonna be a close decision

NIzzy: *nods*

Chimmy:I think I already know which team's losing, but I can't be certain.

Shane: (CONF) I really hope I don't go first. I'll be happy if my story gets a moderate review, though.

Cards: I already know which team is going to win!!!! It's the [put team name here]!!!

Shane: (CONF) I hope we can we please hurry this up. The suspense is killing me! Also, I want to know the results tonight so I can write tommorow. I'm traveling tommorow and I won't be able to go online much, let alone, type for the compitition. *looks around* Now that I think about it, what's the point of a confessional? Everyone's gonna see it anyway.

Shane: Sorry if I'm being rude. I'm so nervous. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs in circles*

Challenge One
Okay, since this is a new season, your first challenge is to write a new season premier! We've done new Total Drama Island premiers, but this week you need to write a new Total Drama Action premier! It needs to include all fourteen of the original competitors in season two. You can do any movie genre, any prize, any elimination, as long as it makes sense. You will be judged on creativity, originality, spelling, grammar, and how in-character the characters act. (Since the season one finale, not after all of the stuff in season two, so DJ doesn't have an alliance with Chef, Gwen and Trent are still dating, Harold isn't truly epic yet, etc.) The stories are due Thursday. Sunshine will judge the Gophers, Chimmy will judge the Bass.

Anonymos' Story
“A large, white bus rode by on an empty road; on it’s way to a film lot. On board were fourteen teenagers. They had no idea what they were in for,” Chris McLean narrated, “But this story isn’t about them. It’s about our fourteen contestants, and most importantly, me!” He was pictured walking around an abandoned film lot, surrounded by empty trailers, “So, the reason they’re here is because they all competed for the million dollar case. None of them officially won, so we officially called it a tie, forcing them to compete for the one million dollars. Each week they’ll be put through rigorous movie themed challenges, and each week, one of them will walk the Red Carpet of Shame; get in the Lame-o-Sine, and leave. So, without further ado, let’s begin.”

Gwen anxiously tapped her foot on the edge of the curb, “When is he going to get here?” She wondered aloud.

“What’s your rush?” Trent asked, “We should enjoy what little free time we have left before Chris gets here.”

“I just want to get this over with,” Gwen sighed, “With all the drama from last season I was sort of hoping to go home. But I guess Chris had other plans for me.”

“It could be worse,” Trent stated.

“How so?” Gwen inquired.

“I could be here without you,” Trent smiled. Gwen leaned over and they kissed.

“Aw, isn’t that cute,” Duncan said sarcastically.

“Shut it, Duncan,” Gwen glowered. She playfully punched him in the arm.

“I don’t even understand why you came back,” Heather folded her arms, “It’s very obvious that I’m going to win.”

“The more you say that, the more we know it isn’t true,” Beth stated.

“Yeah, Heather,” Lindsay agreed.

“Like you two stand a chance,” Heather chuckled.

“We have a better shot than you!” Beth exclaimed.

“Oh, please,” Heather grinned, “You’re nothing but a wannabe and she’s nothing but a Lindsiot.”

“I am so more than a Lindsiot!” Lindsay exclaimed, “Wait, I’m not a Lindsiot!”

“You can keep telling yourself that,” Heather said. “I will!” Lindsay defiantly stated. Heather rolled her eyes.

“Girls,” Justin winked at them as they walked by. The three girls sighed.

“No, you’re the cutest!” Bridgette giggled.

“No, you’re the cutest!” Geoff playfully argued.

“Look, we all know that Li’l Ol’ Leshawna is the cutest!” Leshawna cut in, “So why don’t you two stop arguing over which one of you is cuter!”

“Okay!” Bridgette grabbed Geoff and they started making out.

“… At least they’re quiet this way…” Leshawna said.

“And then, when E-Scope was ready to dive,” Izzy babbled, “E-Scope’s grandmother came and she said that E-Scope shouldn’t jump, but E-Scope did anyway!”

“No way!” Harold exclaimed, “That is wicked!”

“I know, right!” Izzy laughed.

“Izzy, that’s amazing!” Owen exclaimed.

“My name is E-SCOPE!!” She roared

“You’re very weird,” DJ stated.

“That’s what my psychiatrist says!” Izzy giggled.

“Good morning, cast-mates!” Chris greeted the fourteen teenagers.

“You mean campers,” Duncan corrected.

“No, I’m pretty sure I mean cast-mates,” Chris repeated, “You see, now you’re cast-mates, as in a movie, whereas last time you were campers, like at a summer camp.”

“Oh, that makes sense,” Lindsay said, “Sort of…”

“As I was saying,” Chris spoke, “This season, you will be put through challenges based on movie genres.”

“So, what are we supposed to do this week?” Heather asked.

“Good question, Heather,” Chris replied, “This week’s genre is… the silent movie!”

“The silent movie?” Trent asked.

“The silent movie,” Chris repeated, “The challenge is to stay silent for as long as possible, and Trent, since you just talked, you’re out!”

“What?!” Trent exclaimed.

“Chris, that isn’t fair,” Gwen defended.

“You heard me,” Chris grinned. Gwen and Trent frowned. Chris continued, “Oh, and Gwen you’re out, too. The winner of this challenge will receive invincibility.”

Three minutes later, one of the other contestants cracked, “E-SCOPE CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!”

“Izzy, it’s been, like, three minutes,” Gwen stated.

“I do not answer to that!” Izzy hissed.

“I’m sorry, E-Scope,” Gwen rolled her eyes.

“That’s better,” Izzy folded her arms.

The other eleven teens sat around the room, Geoff and Bridgette making out, Leshawna lying on the ground from boredom, Heather with her nose in the air, Lindsay and Beth helping each other with their hair, DJ petting his bunny, Justin looking in a mirror, Duncan playing with a pocket knife, Owen eating some of Chef’s gruel, and Harold practicing kung-fu.

In practicing one of his kung-fu moves, he accidentally hit Leshawna.

“OW!” She cried, “Harold!”

“I’m sorry me bodacious beauty!” Harold knelt down at her side.

“Harold, Leshawna,” Chris grinned, “Sorry, but you two are out.” Leshawna glared at Harold, as the two of them joined the other three losers.

“Well now this is just unfair,” Leshawna sulked.

An hour had gone by without a peep from any of the nine remaining. Geoff and Bridgette continued making out on top of a table, until they fell off, and crashed on the ground. Bridgette and Geoff groaned in pain.

“That counts as an out!” Chris exclaimed. Bridgette and Geoff shot him a look. Just then, Owen farted, knocking both Lindsay and Beth unconscious.

“Uh,” Chris was desperate, as this was taking much longer than he anticipated, “All three of you are out!”

“What?!” Owen cried, “They didn’t do anything!” Chris shrugged, “Sorry, girls!” He dragged the two girls over to the loser area.

“And with that, we’re down to four,” Chris referred to Duncan, Heather, Justin and DJ. Just as he said this, Duncan accidentally tripped, more or less by accident, knocking Bunny out of DJ’s lap. Duncan started laughing.

“BUNNY!!” DJ cried, “NOOOOO!!!”

“Dude, chill,” Duncan said, “It’s just a rabbit.”

“Don’t you ever say that about Bunny,” DJ hissed.

“And now we’re down to two,” Chris stated, as he checked his watch, “Good thing, too.”

“Why?” Heather and Justin asked at the exact same time. They looked nervous, but pretended like nothing had happened.

“No particular reason,” Chris replied, “Now, since you two talked at the exact same time, I’ve decided that both win invincibility for this challenge.”

Heather grinned evilly at Beth, who cringed slightly. Justin shot a look at Izzy, who shot one back.

“Meet me at the Gilded Chris Theatre in twenty minutes for the ceremony,” Chris instructed.

Heather was gathering a small group of people around her, “We need to vote off someone. Someone who is a big threat to all of us.”

“Who?” Gwen asked, “And why should we listen to you?”

“I was thinking Beth. The nice girl routine can be very powerful. And because,” Heather went off into a dramatic moment, “I’ve turned good! I’m now one hundred percent nice, in and out!”

“We’ll think about it,” Trent sighed.

Meanwhile, Justin was doing the same…

“We need to vote off a big threat,” Justin stated.

“Whatever you say, Mr. Gorgeous,” Beth drooled.

“I was thinking Duncan,” Justin said, “He made it to the final four last season, and he seems like a force to be dealt with in future challenges.”

Lindsay, Owen and Beth nodded.

Later, at the Gilded Chris ceremony…

“So here’s how this is going to work,” Chris began, “If you don’t receive a Gilded Chris Award, you have to walk down the Red Carpet of Shame, get in the Limo of Losers, and leave. Please cast your votes.”

Everyone simultaneously pressed a button on the small metallic device.

“And the Gilded Chris’s go to…” Chris began, “Lindsay, Heather, Justin, Gwen and Trent,” He tossed the awards to the five contestants, “Geoff, Bridgette and Leshawna,” The awards were tossed, “Four nominees left,” Beth, Duncan, Izzy and Owen squirmed in their seats, “The final Gilded Chris’s go to… Beth and Duncan.” He tossed the awards to them.

“What?” Owen cried, “How could you vote for me?”

“Sorry, big guy,” Lindsay sighed.

“You were a bigger threat than Duncan,” Justin shrugged.

“But how did Izzy get the boot?” Owen asked.

“She scares me,” Heather explained.

“I heard rumors that I was going to be voted out,” Beth said.

“Me too,” Duncan growled, “Mind explaining?”

“Well,” Heather stated, “It’s not like you two are any threat to us. It was a big misconception on my part to conceive you as threats. It’s not like you two could, oh, I don’t know, make it to the final two or anything.” She and Justin started cracking up at that.

“Izzy, Owen,” Chris motioned for them to leave. The two left without another word, except Izzy screaming about how Chris forgot to call her E-Scope.

Cards777's Story
Merry Chris-mas!

“Last time you saw me, was when twenty-two teens were hunting through Camp Wawanakwa to find a briefcase containing one million dollars! However, those losers knocked it into the water and it was “accidently” eaten by a shark. But, fourteen lucky campers were in the water when the case was eaten, so they are now on Total Drama Action competing for another million dollars!” Chris said as the introduction to the episode.

A bus pulled up in front of an old, abandoned film lot. The fourteen teens got off of the bus.

“This is crap!” Heather said, “And it smells like burnt hair.”

"I think it smells like fried chicken!" Owen said.

“Does anybody notice anything different about me?” Beth asked.

“I see you got your braces off,” Trent said.

Justin was staring at Beth’s teeth, except he was only really looking at his reflection in her teeth. Then, another bus pulled up, driven by Chris McLean. “Hello, cast mates!”

“Cast mates? I thought we were campers!” Lindsay said.

“That was last season, Linds-iot!” Heather said.

“Oh,” a very confused Lindsay said.

“Well, anyway, it’s time for your first challenge!” Chris said.

“Already?” Beth asked.

“Yes, already. First, hop into the bus, and I’ll drive you to your trailers.” Chris said.

Everybody grabbed their bags, and boarded the bus. Chris drove them through the film lot.

“Wait! We forgot Tyler!” Lindsay said.

“Linds, Tyler isn’t on season two,” Beth told her.

“Oh, okay Bella. So, when does Tyson get here?” Lindsay asked.

“He isn’t coming,” Beth told her.

“Oh,” Lindsay said, “Chip can you make Taylor be a cast mate?” Lindsay asked.

“First of all, it’s Chris. Second, no, he didn’t qualify for season two.

“Oh,” Lindsay realized.

“Chris, why does it smell like burnt hair?” Heather asked.

“Well, let’s just say that there was an end of the world movie shot here, and production didn’t go to well,” Chris explained. “As you can see, there are many, many different sets. There’s a space set, beach set, an alien movie set,” Chris said before being interrupted.

“Ooo, aliens. I’m very close to aliens!” Izzy said.

“Shocker,” said Heather.

“I’ve been abducted by aliens forty-seven times!” Izzy said.

“Forty-seven?” Gwen asked.

“Yeah,” Izzy said.

Heather said, “I bet every time, they messed with your brain.”

“Yeah, they did,” Izzy said.

“That explains so much!” Heather said.

“Shut it!” Chris said.

“Now as I was saying there are many different sets. Each challenge will be based on a different movie genre. Now today’s movie genre is the Christmas Holiday genre! As you know, if you lose the challenge, you vote somebody off at the Gilded Chris Ceremony. If you are voted off, you walk down the Red Carpet of Shame and take the Lame-o-sine to loserville! But, before the challenge, last season the confessional was an outhouse, this season, it’s a make-up trailer! Chris said as he parked by the trailers.

“So can we like use the make up?” Lindsay asked.

“Sure. Now, there are four trailers, one for the girls on the Killer Directors, one for the girls on the Screaming Producers, one for the guys on the Killer Directors, and one for the guys on the Screaming Producers. Beth, Harold, Lindsay, Geoff, Bridgette, Duncan, and Heather are on the Killer Directors. That means Justin, Leshawna, Gwen, Trent, Owen, Izzy, “said Chris.

“It’s E-Scope!” Izzy said.

“Okay, fine! E-Scope and DJ are the Screaming Producers!” said Chris.

“I really think that Justin likes me! It’s obvious; I mean he was staring at me!” Beth said in the confessional.

“Beth thinks I like her!” Justin said laughing in the confessional, “It’s so easy and fun to manipulate people in this game! No wonder Heather manipulated a lot of people last season!”

“Yay! Beth, we’re on the same team! EEEEEEE!” Lindsay squealed.

Geoff and Bridgette took a break from making out and Geoff said, “We’re on the same team babe,”

“I know,” Bridgette said then the two continued making out.

“Okay, your first challenge is to go into this building, and pick out a tree, and then decorate it!” Chris said

The two teams rushed into the building and picked out a tree. The Producers have a medium-sized tree, while the Directors have a large tree.

“Will you two stop making out and help us decorate the freaking tree?” Duncan asked Bridgette and Geoff.

The two continued to make out.

“Those two are going to be the first to go if we lose two challenges.” Duncan said in the confessional.

“Harold, you doofus, you put the lights on wrong!” Duncan said to Harold, the pushed him down, “Geekwad,”

“Gosh!” Harold said after getting up.

“Come on you two, the other team is almost finished!” Heather said.

The Screaming Producers were finished putting on the lights, and were starting to put on the ornaments. However, the Killer Directors were re-staring the lights.

“We’re finished!” Gwen yelled.

“Good for you,” Heather said.

The Killer Directors finished putting on the lights and started putting ornaments on when Chris said, “Times up! Screaming Producers, you have an awesomely decorated tree! The Killer Directors didn’t finish decorating, so that means that the Screaming Producers win the first part of the challenge, and an advantage in the second part!” Chris said, “Now follow me to the second part of the challenge!”

Then everybody, except Geoff and Bridgette, who were too busy making out, followed Chris to a field. “For part two, you are going to have a snowball fight in your bathing suits!” Chris said laughing.

Everybody groaned and then changed into their bathing suits.

“Chris where are we going to get snow in the middle of the summer?” DJ asked.

“Good question DJ,” Chris pulled a rope and four hundred gallons of snow falls on the contestants.”

“Brrrrr!!!” The contestants all said.

“Now, then, the advantage for the Producers is that they get a fort,” Chris pointed to a small fort, about a foot high.

“Gee, thanks!” Gwen said sarcastically.

“Okay, how it works, is if you get hit with a snowball, you are out. That’s pretty much it, so yeah, go!” Chris explained the challenge.

The two teams ran to opposite ends of the field.

“Duncan, you did awesome last season in the dodgeball challenge, so do the same with this challenge!” Heather said.

“Okay, here’s what we’ll do!” Duncan said then continued on with his plan.

Heather formed a snowball with a glob of snow and threw it at Gwen, “Take that weird, goth girl!”

Trent jumped in front of Gwen before the snowball hit her.

“Thanks,” Gwen said.

“No problem!” Trent said taking a seat in the snow on the sidelines of the field.

Leshawna threw a snowball at Heather, knocking her wig off her head.

“Who threw that?” Heather asked.

“I don’t know,” Leshawna said.

Heather screamed and sat down on the sidelines of the field.

“Okay team, start the plan now!” Duncan instructed.

The Killer Producers all threw snowballs at one person, DJ.

“Mama!” DJ screamed as he was pelted with snowballs.

Harold went aside from the plan and tried to hit Gwen with a snowball, but he missed. Gwen threw a snowball at Harold which hit him. Harold then walked to the sidelines. Duncan threw a snowball at Harold. The snowball hit Harold and knocked him over.

“What was that for?” Harold asked.

“For disobeying my orders!” Duncan said.

“Gosh!” Harold said.

“Oh no! Don’t you mess with Harold!” Leshawna said then threw a snowball at Duncan.

“Duncan is out! That leaves Beth and Lindsay for the Directors, and Gwen, Leshawna, Izzy,” Chris said before being interrupted.

“E-Scope!” Izzy said.

“Fine! Gwen, Leshawna, E-Scope, Owen, and Justin for the Producers.” Chris said.

“Come on bestie, we can win this for the Killer Directors!” Beth said, and then she formed a snowball and threw it at Gwen. It hit Gwen.

“Yay!” Beth said, “Sorry Gwen,”

Lindsay threw a snowball at Owen, but missed. Instead it hit Justin.

“This snow feels like a moisturizer!” Justin exclaimed then plunged face first into the snow.

“How could you miss Owen? He’s huge!” Heather said.

E-scope threw a snowball at Lindsay, and it hit her.

“Ow!” Lindsay said then fell down.

Beth threw a snowball at Leshawna. It hit her.

“You’re going down!” Izzy said to Beth.

Izzy threw a snowball at Beth, and it hit her.

“We won!” Izzy exclaimed.

“I wouldn’t be so sure of that!” Chris said pointing at Geoff and Bridgette walking to the field.

“Throw a snowball at her!” Duncan said.

Geoff did so.

“The Killer Directors win part two! Now for your third part of the challenge, you are singing Christmas Carols!” Chris said, “Now decide which song you will sing!”

The two teams decided their songs.

“Now you will have one hour to rehearse your song, starting now!” Chris said.

One hour later…

“The Screaming Producers go first!” Chris said.

The Screaming Producers stepped up and started singing Jingle Bell Rock, “Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring

Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun

now the jingle hop has begun. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time

Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square

In the frosty air.

What a bright time, it's the right time

To rock the night away

Jingle bell time is a swell time

To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet

Jingle around the clock

Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet

That's the jingle bell,

That's the jingle bell,

That's the jingle bell rock.”

“Okay, that was good, Killer Directors, you’re up!” Chris said.

The Killer Directors started to sing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, “You know Dasher and

Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,

Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen.

But do you recall?

The most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

had a very shiny nose,

and if you ever saw it,

you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call him names;

they never let poor Rudolph

join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say,

Rudolph with your nose so bright,

won't you guide my sleigh tonight?Then how the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, You'll go down in history!”

“Okay, that was also good. Well anyway, the winners are… the Screaming Producers!” Chris said.

The Screaming Producers cheered.

“And you win, a warm dinner!” Chris said.

“YES!!” Owen cheered.

The Screaming Producers ate their dinner while the Killer Directors ate Chef’s slop.

“I love this food!” Owen said in the confessional.

“I couldn’t stop staring at Justin during dinner. I wonder if he noticed.” Beth asked in the confessional.

“Beth keeps staring at me,” Justin pretended to puke in the confessional, “This seasons going to be fun!”

“I just love being on the same team as Gwen!” Trent said in the confessional.

After dinner, Duncan, Harold, and Geoff went in to the Killer Directors’ boys’ trailer. Heather, Bridgette, Lindsay, and Beth went into the Killer Directors’ girls’ trailers. Justin, Owen, Trent, and DJ went in to the Screaming Producers’ boys’ trailer. Leshawna, Gwen, and Izzy went into the Screaming Directors’ girls’ trailer. All of the cast mates went to sleep.

“Well, that wraps up this episode of TDA, join us next time on Total Drama Action!” Chris said.

The End!

COKEMAN11's Story
Extreme Sports Takeover

An image of Camp Wawanakwa showed. Chris’s voice was projected. “I know what you did last season!”

Owen’s voice was then projected. “I WON!” Clips of Owen’s victory showed, along with the final marshmallow.

“That is what you did last season, Owen! You won the hundred grand. And it seemed like the end to the Total Drama shows…it seemed like the end. At a ‘fun’ reunion, the contestants - all twenty-two of them – went on a treasure hunt for ONE…MILLION…DOLLARS!” Clips from Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama, Island showed while Chris spoke a monolugue. “Justin’s evil side showed itself, Heather made a friend, and Lindsay actually did something astute! But the question remains; who got the million? NOBODY! It landed in the water…and got eaten by a shark. But! The fourteen contestants in the water when the case was eaten moved on to the next season!”

Chris appeared in front of a film set, in some sort of theatre. “Justin, Lindsay, Beth, Duncan, Heather, Harold, Leshawna, Owen, Gwen, Trent, Geoff, Bridgette, Izzy and DJ have been told to report to an abandoned film lot for 42 days of MAYHEM! And the prize? One…million…”

Chef walked on screen. “Chris? Where’s my paycheck at? I’m-ma needing my cash!”

“You’ll get one later!” Chris appeared in front of the film lot. “As I was saying, the winner gets a million big ones. Now, see what’ll happen on the first episode of the hottest new reality show on TV: Total... Drama… ACTION!” The theme song played.

The contestants were in a plane.

“You don’t expect us to jump out of this thing, do you?” Justin asked.

“Without parachutes?” Gwen followed up.

“Yes. Yes, I do. Get ready!” Chris smiled and handed everyone glasses. “Don’t worry, there’s a mattress at the bottom!”

“Ooh! A girl named Matt!” Lindsay laughed, dumbfounded.

“No, Lindsay, it’s what they have on your bed.” Trent explained.

“Ohhhhh…” Lindsay figured something out, for once. But before anyone could say anything, Izzy rammed through everyone and out of the plane.

“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!” Izzy landed 0.5 millimeters from the mattress. “I’m okay!”

“Let’s see about that.” Justin jumped. Geoff and Bridgette jumped together, while making out.

“Not like life can get any worse.” Gwen jumped.

“You said it, Gwen.” Trent smiled, but DJ accidentally pushed Trent off of the plane.

“Oops…just like last season.” DJ had a flashback to when he pushed Trent off of a plane during the extreme sports challenge. Beth gasped. “Is he okay?”

“Only one way to find out.” Duncan jumped, followed by Harold, Heather, and Leshawna.

“I don’t wanna jump onto the bed! What if I don’t land on it, and I land on that fire?” Lindsay was actually pointing at Izzy’s hair.

“Just jump.” Chris pushed Lindsay out, and everyone else jumped out.

After everyone landed safely and were on their feet, Chris made an announcement. “That was the beginning of our…EXTREME…STUNT…MOVIE!”

“We’re filming a movie?” Lindsay asked.

“No! You’re competing in challenges based on movies.” Chris explained. “But first, over there is the confessional.”

“Extreme stunt? EPIIIIC.” Duncan said in the confessional.

“This challenge is a little dangerous, don’t you think?” Owen asked the viewing world in the confessional.

“This is so confusing! I just want to move to Franz!” Lindsay mistook France for Franz in the confessional.

Everyone met in front of the trailers.

“Your second challenge is to get on a tricycle, bike up this tree trunk that we cut in half that will lead to the top of the trailer, and jump to the other trailer using that ramp.” Chris explained.

“Isn’t there, like, a quirk or something if you win?” Trent asked.

“Yeah.” Chris confirmed. “You get to have a 11 foot head-start in the next challenge.”

“Sweet.” Owen ran toward a tricycle, which he broke.

“Loser.” Heather made a derogatory remark.

Trent was in the confessional. “I hope I can be on a team with Gwen. The only way to prove that we’re good enough to be on the same team is to win this challenge!”

Trent got on top of a tricycle and went up the tree ramp. He slowly made it to the top, and then jumped across. “Yes!” Trent said victoriously. Gwen smiled.

Gwen was in the confessional. “I like Trent…a lot. But I think he’s trying to impress me, and I hate boys who do that.”

Gwen got on a bike and started her way up the ramp. She fell backwards into another tree. “Gwen!” Trent ran towards his love life. “Are you okay?”

“Totally,” Gwen smiled, “as long as you’re around.”

“Cool.” Trent remarked.

Justin succeeded, Harold succeeded, and Heather succeeded.

“Trent, Heather, Justin and Harold get the head-start for our final challenge!” Chris announced.

Everyone was gathered a long road.

“What is the challenge?” Beth asked, eagerly. Suddenly, a huge shadow was cast. An electrically-powered robot monster towered over everyone. “That thing is huge!” Beth yelled.

“No. Way.” Bridgette said in the confessional.

“Hey, cool!” Geoff pointed at the monster, while Bridgette quit the challenge.

“Your challenge is to race while running from this monster. On a tricycle!” Chris announced.

“You’re KIDDING me.” Leshawna had a look of astonishment on her face.

“On your marks…” Chris said as the four previous winners moved up to their head-start place. “Get set…” Everyone prepared to race. “Go!”

At first, Harold was in the lead. But when he tried to take out his nun chucks and hit Duncan and Heather, the monster grabbed him. Heather took the lead, but Leshawna knocked her over. Heather was captured. Geoff moved up to second while Trent was catching up to him. Justin was caught by the monster but used his good looks to capture the monster’s heart. Izzy sped up very quickly and knocked Geoff to third. Leshawna blew a tire due to a tack in the road that Izzy threw. Izzy then hit the same tack and lost. Overall, surprisingly, Geoff won.

“Geoff wins the buffet!” Chris announced.

“Woo hoo!” Geoff yelled. He then ran over to make out with Bridgette.

The scene cuts to Chris in a suite. “Well, that concludes the premiere of TDA. Geoff’s enjoying his turkey dinner while everyone else sleeps hungry. Yeah, I have the power. Even though it might not have been as dramatic as I make it sound, trust me; it WILL get better. Want to find out? The real contest starts next time on TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!” Chris signed off.

Darkdonpatch's Story
Season 2, episode 1, Flat and Meaningless: Canadian Cliff

Chris:Last Season on Total Drama Island. Owen Won the 100,000 dollars for 1,000,000 Cash! But then the case got eaten by a shark,but we got another case for the 14 who got close to the million. On this abandon film lot on TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!


 * The Bus comes*

Duncan: Great a new season, new challenges, and more Chris.

Chris: yes yes you are now 1st I will split you in two teams.

Geoff and Bridgette: *Making out*

Trent: man you guys make out.

Gwen: why are we already doing teams Chris?

Chris: Because I feel like it!

Gwen: Ok.

DJ: So who is going to make the teams?

Chris: ME HAHAHAHA

Geoff: Awwww man

Chris: GO TO THE TRACK

"E-scope":I CAN RUN FAST

Chris: It’s racing Izzy

"E-scope": E-scope!

Owen: good I am no good running

Harold: Track? Cool I have mad racing skills you know.

Duncan: *kicks Harold* Shut it nerd!

Harold: Owwwwwch

Chris: okay here are the teams

Justin: (concam) This season is mine no loser this season is going to vote me off, GOT THAT!

Bridgette: great.

SCREAMING BULIDERS DJ, Duncan, Geoff, "E-scope", LeShawna, Beth, and Lindsay

KILLER INTERNS Bridgette, Gwen, Heather, Trent, Justin, Harold, and Owen

Chris: There is your teams ……..for now.

Owen: Well what’s the challenge?

Chris: A 4 vs. 4 racing challenge! Tell 4 of each team to choose the racer.

Screaming Builders Duncan, "E-scope", Geoff, and DJ

Killer Interns Harold, Gwen, Trent, and Bridgette

Chris: and the rest are the other teams pit crew now ready set GO!

All 8: *zooms*

Chef: *shoots at all the racers knocking 6 out*


 * Duncan and Harold are left*

Harold: Hah I told you that I have Mad Racing skills

Duncan: I AM NO LOSING TO YOU *hits Harold and he crashes*

Chris: and the winners are the Builders! Interns vote someone off

-VOTES-

Harold: Bridgette

Trent: Bridgette

Gwen: Bridgette

Owen: Bridgette

Justin: Owen

Bridgette: Owen

Heather: Owen

-Award Ceremony- Chris: the Gilded Chris’s go to Trent, Harold, very surprisingly Heather, Justin and Gwen Still on the chopping block Bridgette and Owen

Owen: *gulp*

Chris: The final Gilded Chris’s go to

Owen

Bridgette: *Walks away sadly*

Geoff: *runs up to Bridgette and makes out with here until chef picks Bridgette up and brings here to the Lam-o-zine *

Bridgette: GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Geoff: BRIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE!

Chris: Well wasn’t that shocking? No but we will see you next time on TOTALLLLLLLLL DRAMMMMMMMMMMMMMA ACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

GM's Story
The Pirates at War

By: GM

"Last season on Total Drama Island, Owen and Gwen raced for $100,000. Then Owen wins from the sweet smell of brownies. Find out who wins and find who are losers right

here and right now on TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!!!" Chris yelled as the theme song plays.

“So, 14 contestants are returning this season,” Chris explains as the boat shows up at the lake.

“This smells like woolly beaver poop,” Duncan grumbled at Chris.

“I’ll give you CASTMATES a tour,” Chris demanded as he got into the golf cart.

“Hey, a tour,” Trent said happily.

“Don’t be so happy,” Duncan said to Trent.

“Don’t talk to him like that!” Gwen shouted at Duncan rudely.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa,” DJ said to Gwen and Duncan.

“Don’t fight!” DJ yelled at everyone.

“That’s right brother!” Geoff shouted as Chris started talking.

“Do you guys just want to start the challenge?” Chris asked everyone while Duncan wasn’t paying attention.

“Yeah!” Everyone screamed except Duncan.

“What is it?” Heather shouted rudely.

“It is the pirate war movie!!” Chris yelled while Chef brought the ships to the lake.

“I’ll tell you the teams for this challenge,” Chris said while Chef built a medical tent.

“The Green Team is Beth, Lindsay, Harold, DJ, Geoff, Gwen and Trent.

“Well, I’m glad I’m not with Heather,” Gwen whispered to Trent.

“EEEEEE!!! I’m a Greeny!! EEEEE!!!!!” Beth screamed.

“No I think Greeny is spelled G-R-E-E-N-I-E?” Lindsay asked Beth confused.

“NO!!!! Beth and Lindsay!!! On my team!!!” Harold said in the confessional.

“The rest Duncan, Bridgette, Owen, Izzy, Heather, Leshawna and Justin is the Red Team!!!” Chris said loudly as Justin got a mirror.

“Ahhhh…….look….so………good,” Justin said getting hypnotized by his looks.

“Here he goes again,” Heather said in the confessional.

“Oh no. Not with Heather,” Leshawna gasped and sighed.

“Yep,” Chris said with a smile.

“Don’t smile!!” Leshawna said while running to Chris.

“This isn’t a fun day so far,” Owen said in the confessional gasping.

“I’m gonna win this pirate war challenge for our team!!” Izzy yelled at the Green Team.

“Here’s on thing, I won’t harm a fly so, I’m dead!!” Beth said in the confessional.

“I’m dead! What if a cannonball hits a dolphin!!” Bridgette said in the confessional sighing.

“Arghhh maties!! It’s a pirate war now!!” Chris shouted at the cast in his pirate outfit.

“NO!!!!!” Beth and Bridgette screamed.

“Time to board the ships maties!!”Chris yelled as everyone boarded the ships.

“Ready, GO!!!” Chris yelled as Izzy quickly fired the cannons.

“Cannons rule!” Izzy screamed.

“Don’t hit my chest, knee, arm or face area!” Justin screamed at the other team.

“Okay!” Harold yelled as he used a cannon on the other ship.

“I-I can’t do it,” Beth sighed and sat on a wooden stair.

“What’s wrong Beth?” Harold asked.

“I can’t hurt anyone, it’d be mean,” Beth explained to Harold.

“That doesn’t mean you don’t have to hurt anyone,” Harold explained to Beth.

“I’ll do it!” Beth shouted.

“Good!” Harold shouted as Beth shot a cannon.

“This is my time to shine,” Duncan said shooting 2 cannons and 1 hit the opposing ship.

“Don’t panic! This means AHHHH!!!!!!!!” DJ screamed as the ship sank.

“Everyone take a Raggedy Ann doll!!” Lindsay shouted as she gave everyone Raggedy Ann dolls.

“Seriously Lindsay, a Raggedy Ann doll?” Harold said throwing his doll at Lindsay.

“Ow! Harry that hurt!!” Lindsay yelled at Harold.

“It’s Harold and how does it help?” Harold asked Lindsay. ”It just makes you feel so much better,” Lindsay explained to Harold.

I know!" Lindsay shouted at Beth.

“I gotta make this fair,” Geoff said throwing his Raggedy Ann at Lindsay and shooting a cannon hitting the other ship.

“Nice dude!” DJ shouted at Geoff.

“Look out!” Leshawna yelled at Owen.

“E-Scope shall never let her team down,” Izzy said shooting 3 cannons.

“They’re already sinking,” Duncan said to Izzy as their ship got hit.

“Ohh… They are?” Izzy was confused.

“Well it looks like both teams are sinking,” Chris said, as the ships were fully underwater.

“Yeah, you should do double elimination tonight,” Chef said to Chris.

“Okay, castmates it’s double elimination tonight,” Chris explained to the contestants.

“Don’t just stand there VOTE!!!” Chris yelled at the castmates.

“Cast your votes,” Chris said to the castmates.

“How?” Beth asked Chris.

“You just touch their face on the control,” Chris explained.

“Okay, thanks,” Beth thanked Chris and voted.

“Your welcome,” Chris said as everyone voted.

“Okay!! The Gilded Chris’ go to… Beth, Harold, Owen, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Geoff, Lindsay, Bridgette and DJ,” Chris said throwing Gilded Chris’ to all of them.

“Justin, Izzy and Trent, this is the final Gilded Chris,” Chris said as everyone looked nervous.

“I don’t know, all of them are weirdos,” Duncan said in the confessional.

“And it goes to……..,” Chris waited as the music played.

“IZZY!!” Chris yelled.

“IT’S E-SCOPE!!” Izzy yelled at Chris.

“Okay, E-Scope! Trent and Justin the Lameo-zine is waiting,” Chris said to Trent and Justin.

“But I look good. Or am I ugly?” Justin asked as he got picked up by Chef.

“But…But guys?” Trent said nervously in the Lameo-zine.

“ No…..Trent!!” Gwen yelled running to the Lameo-zine.

“Gwen….bye,” Trent said softly as the Lameo-zine took off with Justin crying.

“Trent!!” Gwen yelled and then cried.

“Don’t worry, I’m here,” Harold said to Gwen.

“Ack! Nerd!” Gwen screamed and pushed Harold.

“Whoa!” Harold yelled slamming into a wall.

“Well, it’s been an interesting day, that’s over. But, come back next time for all the drama and all the action right here on TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!!!” Chris yelled as the credits played.

THE END!!!

KoopaKidJr.'s Story
Losers in Love

The bus stopped at a wedding chapel and the fourteen teenagers were shocked.

"Um...Why are we at a wedding chapel?", Justin asked Heather.

"Don't ask me that! Ask Chris!", Heather rudley answered back.

"Hey! Where is Chris?", asked Beth.

"Better yet. Where's Tyler?", Lindsay also asked.

"Tyler's not in the game anymore Lindsay!", Beth replied.

Chris finally showed up in a tuxedo, and Chef was with him in a bride gown. The fourteen teens looked at them and laughed.

"Your'e probably wondering why your at a chapel, instead of the abandoned film lot I told you guys to go to.", Chris told the contestants.

"Because you like to mess around with our friends!", Duncan proclaimed.

"Actually, its because your first challenge is based off the romance movies. There are three things in romance movies. One, the couple go on a date at a fancy restaurant. Two, there's a proposal. And the third, and my personal favorite, the wedding is a total disaster." There's fourteen of you, so seven groups of two will do. The winning couple wins invincibility and the losing couple gets eliminated.", Chris announced to the contestants.

"Why am I always the first to use this thing?", Lindsay asked while she was in the confessional.

Chris started to announce the couples.

"Couple 1...Geoff and Bridgette."

"Couple 2...Trent and Gwen."

"Couple 3...Owen and Izzy."

"Couple 4...Justin and Beth."

"Couple 5...Harold and LeShawna."

"Couple 6...DJ and Lindsay.

"Couple 7...Duncan and Heather."

Everyone got to their assigned couples. Duncan and Heather were disgusted that they had to work together.

"Your first challenge is to do a date at a fancy restaurant. The two couples that have the best dates gets an advantage in the second part of the challenge.", Chris announced. "Justin and Beth! Your both up first!", Chris added.

"Ever since Justin called me an ugly piece of trash and dog crap, I've never really found him as hot as he was.", Beth said in the confessional.

"Beth is atrocious! I can't believe Chris partnered such a hot face with a nobody!", Justin said in the confessional.

"So um...Beth? How's life doing for you?", Justin asked awkwardly.

"Since when did you care about my life?", Beth angrily asked Justin.

"I JUST WANNA WIN THIS CHALLENGE!!!", Justin shouted, as he cried and left the set.

"That was pathetic! 1 out of 5! DJ and Lindsay, your both next!", Chris said.

"Hey Lindsay! Got you a gift?", DJ told Lindsay.

"Is it a gift card to the mall?", Lindsay asked dimwittingly.

"No...it's chocolate.", DJ said to Lindsay.

"Awww! Your sweet!", Lindsay told DJ.

"CUT! 3 out of 5! Next is Trent and Gwen!", Chris said.

"Hey Gwen. Your looking hot tonight.", Trent complimented Gwen.

"Thanks Trent!!!", said Gwen. They both started to make out.

"That will do! 3 out of 5! Geoff and Bridgette is up next!", Chris said.

All Geoff and Bridgette did was make out, which gave them a 2 out of 5.

"Next is Owen and Izzy!", Chris said.

"Your dessert, your a chocolate-covered Oreo pie with chocolate frosting and chocolate sprinkles.", Owen complimented Izzy.

"That's so sweet Owen. Your a fruitcake, but with more sugar than fruit.", Izzy said to Owen.

"Not bad! 4 out of 5! Were finally getting somewhere! Next is Harold and LeShawna!", Chris said.

"You know what you remind me of LeShawna?", Harold asked LeShawna.

"What's that sugar baby?", LeShawna asked Harold.

"You remind me of my 5 premium collector's edition Princess Leia action figures.", Harold complimented LeShawna.

"Thanks baby!", LeShawna thanked Harold.

"Awkward, but effective! 4 out of 5! Duncan and Heather, if you get 5 out of 5, you get an advantage in the next round with either Owen and Izzy, or Harold and LeShawna!", Chris said.

"I hate Heather! For all she has done to us during TDI, noone would want to be a couple with her. That is, if they had to choose.", Duncan said in the confessional.

"Let's just kiss and get it over with.", Duncan said to Heather, sounding not so enthusiastic.

"Fine.", Heather snickered to Duncan.

They both kissed very awkwardly, but everyone found it sweet.

"YOU WIN!!! 5 out of 5!!! Just for that kiss! Now you both get to choose between Owen and Izzy or Harold and LeShawna. One of them will get an advantage, along with you two. So choose now!", Chris announced.

Duncan and Heather, without hesitation, picked Owen and Izzy.

"Duncan, Heather, Owen, and Izzy all get advantages in the second part of the challenge. A wedding ring.", Chris announced.

"That is my reward for kissing Street Boy? A wedding ring? A trip to a spa would've been nice!", Heather complained in the confessional.

"The next challenge is a proposal. Whoever does the most romantic proposal gets to be the two main stars in our final part of our romantic movie challenge. Since Duncan and Heather won, they get to choose who goes first.", Chris announced to the contestants.

"We choose Harold and LeShawna!", Duncan and Heather both said.

The scene cuts to Harold proposing to LeShawna.

"My dearest LeSweeta...

"LeSweeta? At least it sound better than her real name!", Heather said in the confessional.

"Will you marry me?", Harold proposed as he handed her a Ring Pop.

"A Ring Pop?", LeShawna asked.

"Since Duncan, Heather, Owen, and Izzy have the wedding rings, everyone else gets a Ring Pop.", Chris said as he laughed.

"Whatever. As I was saying, of course I will sugart baby!", LeShawna said to Harold. The two then made out.

"4 out of 5! Who do want to go next guys?", Chris asked Duncan and Heather.

"We pick...

...

...

...Justin and Beth!!!", they both said hesitantly.

"Justin! Beth! Get up there and start proposing!", Chris said to the beauty and the beast.

"This should be interesting, and....................ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", shouted the sadistic host.

"Um...Beth...We have...known eachother...for...a...long time...and...I was wondering if...

...will

...you

...marry me?", Justin stuttered.

"Give me three reasons why I should say yes!!!", Beth furiously said to Justin.

"I can't do it! She's too hideous!", Justin yelled to Beth. Justin, like last time, ran out of the room crying.

"Since that was funny as hell, 2 out of 5!", Chris said.

"Next we want, Geoff and Bridgette!", Duncan and Heather said to Chris.

"Hey Bridge, will you marry...", Bridgette interrupted Geoff, and simply put the Ring Pop, and started to make out with her.

"2 out of 5! Since this is taking forever, I'm deciding the rest. Owen and Izzy, then Duncan and Heather, then DJ and Lindsay, and finally Trent and Gwen. First is Owen and Izzy.", Chris announced.

"Oh, I wish we had the Ring Pop.", Owen said to himself in the confessional.

"Izzy, will you marry me?", Owen proposed to Izzy.

"Sure Big-O!", Izzy put the ring on and kissed Owen on the lips.

"5 out of 5! Next couple to get a perfect 5 gets an advantage in the final part. Owen and Izzy, I'll talk to you two in a moment.", Chris announced.

"Heather? I can't I'm saying this, but will you...marry me?", Duncan nervously proposed to Heather. Heather simply put the ring on and continued to look disgusted.

"4 out of 5!" Next is DJ and Lindsay!", Chris said.

"Lindsay, if you marry me, I promise I'll treat you fairly and gentlemanly. So will you marry me?", DJ proposed to Lindsay.

"Will you take me to the mall fairly and gentlemanly?", Lindsay stupidly asked DJ.

"Yes.", DJ silently said back to Lindsay.

"Then I do!", Lindsay said. She put the Ring Pop on, and started licking it.

"3 out of 5, I guess. Trent and Gwen, your the last couple! Get to proposing!!!", Chris said.

"Gwen? We known eachother for a while, and I was wondering if...", Trent gives Gwen a Ring Pop in a romantic-like way. "you will marry me?", Trent continued with his proposal.

"Yes!", Gwen gladly put the Ring Pop, and kissed Trent on the lips.

"5 out of 5! Owen, Izzy, Trent, and Gwen! You four get an advantage in the final round. Winning couple of the final round gets immunity, the losing couple will be automatically eliminated. Let's get to it!", Chris announced.

Chris and the 14 contestants arrived at the perfectly spotless inside of the wedding chapel. "Your final challenge is a disaster wedding. Trent and Gwen have to get married, before the rest of you destroy the chapel. Owen and Izzy get flamethrowers for winning the second round. If Trent and Gwen finish their wedding before everything's destoyed, they win immunity. The couple that does the most damage before Trent and Gwen finished their wedding wins immunity, and whichever sucked the most in all the parts of the challenge will be eliminated! Trent stand by Chef, and Gwen go over there. And...........................ACTION!!!", Chris announced.

Wedding music started to play as Gwen walked down the aisle. Everyone was destroying everything, except Justin and Beth who were yelling at eachother, and Geoff and Bridgette who were constantly making out.

"Were gathered here to celebrate Trent and Gwen's holy matrimony, I guess! Trent, do you take Gwen to be your "wife?", Chef asked Trent.

"Yeah, I do.", Trent replied.

Owen and Izzy were burning the walls and paintings, Duncan and Heather knocked the wedding cake down, DJ and Lindsay were re-painting pictures, Harold and LeShawna were punching and kicking everything, Justin, Beth, Geoff, and Bridgette still didn't do anything.

"Gwen? Do you take Trent to be your "husband?", Chef asked Gwen.

"I do! Totally!", Gwen replied.

"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU "HUSBAND" & "WIFE!!!" YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!!!", Chef yelled. Trent and Gwen then kissed.

"Time's up! Since all of you didn't destroy everything before the wedding ended, Trent and Gwen win immunity! Justin! Beth! Since you got 1's on the first two parts, and only bickered here, your out!!!", Chris announced.

"But this show is nothing without my handsome face!", Justin complained.

"THIS IS SO NOT FAIR!!!", Beth yelled.

Justin and Beth walked to the Lame-O-Sine, and left Total Drama Action.

"What will happen next time? Find out next time on another exciting episode of Total...Drama...ACTION!!!", Chris said as he signed off.

Turnertang's Story
'''Ninjitzu!"

“Last season twenty two teens came to this dump and eventually Owen, the fat dude was the last one. This season fourteen of the campers are going to compete in an abandoned movie lot.” Chris announced as a bus parked right in front of him “Welcome back guys.”

“I can’t believe I got dragged into this.” Heather mumbled as she got off the bus.

“Stupid shark at my million.” Duncan complained as he got off the bus.

“Welcome back everyone. The challenge is going to start in one hour.” Chris announced as he walked away.

“A challenge already.” Bridgette said.

“That’s not fair, dude.” Geoff complained.

“Why don’t you two stop complaining and make out or something.” Chef said as he threw the bags onto the floor.

“Fine.” They both said as they started making out.

“Come on guys, this will be awesome!” Owen cheered as everyone stared at him.

“The only reason we’re all here is for the money.” Gwen commented as everyone agreed but Owen and Lindsay.

“Don’t you guys care about making friends and having fun!” Owen cheered.

“I’m here to become famous!” Lindsay chirped.

“Campers, report to film lot for the challenge.” Chris announced over the loud speaker.

“Lets go.” Heather mumbled as everyone started walking.

At the film lot…

“You’re first challenge is based off Ninja Movies.” Chris announced.

“What Ninja Movies are there?” Gwen asked.

“Uhhhh…. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!” Chris replied “Anyways the challenge is to sneak past the cameras, motion censors, and lasers.”

“That’s easy.” Duncan said.

“Well, I’d like to see you come up with something better! Also, begin!!!” Chris yelled as everyone started running.

“I can do this.” Heather said as she tripped and fell right in front of a camera.

“Your out!” Chris yelled as Chef dragged Heather.

“That’s just sad.” Duncan said as he dodged the camera and the motion censors.

“Lets go BFF!” Lindsay chirped as she fell onto a laser “Ouch!”

“I can still win!” Beth yelled as she ran right in front of a motion censor.

“Lets move, maggots.” Chef said as he dragged Lindsay, Beth, Geoff, and Bridgette away.

“This is tricky.” Gwen mumbled as she dodged a couple lasers but knocked into Duncan and they both fell on a laser.

“Who’s mister big shot now?” Chris asked as Chef dragged Duncan away.

“Watch it!” Duncan yelled as Chef threw him into a cage.

“So close.” Justin said as he dodged the last motion censor and jumped over the finis line.

“Justin wins!” Chris said as Leshawna jumped over the line.

“But I finished, too!” Leshawna yelled.

“Fine you both win now go vote two people off.” Chris announced as everyone marched to the stage.

At the stage…

“Welcome to the first Gilded Chris Award Show!” Chris announced as everyone voted “The votes are cast and the people eliminated are… Beth and Justin.”

“Why me?” Beth asked.

“I don’t know. We just voted someone off.” Duncan said as they got onto the Lamo-Zine.

“Tune in next week for Total Drama Action!” Chris yelled as the camera shut off.

Weblykinly's Story
P.S. I Hate You!

Chris: Welcome back to the follow-up season of Total Drama Island! This season will have 14 of your favorite campers! Bridgette, Beth, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Gwen, Izzy, Duncan, Owen, Geoff, Harold, DJ and Justin.

(theme song plays)

Chris: Hello, campers. Did you miss me?

Duncan: Not at all

Owen: I did

Chris: It's nice to see someone cares. Anyways, this season we will be playing at a abandoned film lot and every challenge will be based on a type of movie.

Lindsay: A SMOOTHIE!!!!

Bridgette: He said movie

Lindsay: Okay, Midget!

Bridgette: (CONF) Was she dropped on her head when she was a baby!? I want to know.

Chris: Moving On. This season season will be called "Total Drama Action". And, instead of marshmallow ceremonies we'll have Gilded Chris Awards! Which are made out of chocolate. also, Chef is returning.

Owen: Did you say chocolate!!!!!!

LeShawna: Yes, but knowing Chris I wouldn't dare to eat it.

Harold: She's probably right.

Beth: Awww! I love some lovebirds. That don't argure.

Justin: That's probably all you can say because you don't have a boyfriend.

Beth: Niether do you?

Justin: Im a boy

Beth: Yea, you are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin: Whatever, get away from me!

Beth: Whatever, your highness.

Izzy: Girls, relax!

Justin: I'm not a girl, AGAIN!

Izzy: Well, you sure act like one.

DJ: What's the first challenge, Chris?

Trent: YEAH!

Chris: It's a romantic film!

Beth: I love romance!

Lindsay: So do I

Heather: SHUT UP!

Gwen: I actually agree with Heather, for once

Heather: (Conf) Just a day with Lindsay and Beth is like a day in ****

Chris: Now, I will randomly pick couples for the challenge:


 * Heather and Geoff
 * DJ and LeShawna
 * Gwen and Owen
 * Harold and Izzy
 * Trent and Lindsay
 * Beth and Justin
 * Bridgette and Duncan

Now, there will be 4 rounds. And, each round the last couple/s to finish last are out. The first challenge is to say something to make your partner mad. 4 people will be out but this round it doesn't have to be both of you. Just the ones who trash the worst. GO!!!!

Heather: That's the easiest challenge I've ever heard of.

Owen: I'm starving

Harold: You know, he did say go!

Heather: Whatever ______________________________________________

Heather: Your a dumb and crazy idiot

Geoff: Everyone hates you. ___________________________________________

LeShawna: You're too nice

DJ: There's nothing bad about you. ____________________________________________

Gwen: Your fat

Owen: Your a awesome friend ____________________________________________

Harold: Your crazy

Izzy: Your a wannabe ______________________________________________

Trent: Your dumb

Lindsay: Im bored ______________________________________________

Beth: Your hot

Justin: your not ________________________________________________

Bridgette: I hate you!

Duncan: Your to busy making out to play the game.

Chris: DJ, Owen, Lindsay and Beth are out. You can do better than that, you sound like pathetic children who don't know how to swim! Now, Justin's new partner is Gwen and Trent's new partner is LeShawna.

Now you and your partner have to kiss eachother for Round 2.

Gwen: *kisses Justin* Sorry, Trent.

Trent: (conf) I CANT BELIEVE GWEN DID THAT? Although, everyone thinks Justin's hot. But, Gwen's my girl! And, she'll always be mine!

Gwen: (conf) I hope Trent isn't mad!

Bridgette: I refuse

Harold: Me too

LeShawna: Me 3

Chris: Does everyone refuse?

(everyone else nods there head)

Chris: Well, I guess Gwen & Justin win immunity. The rewards is to pick the teams next episode. Meet me at the Gilded Chris Ceremonies, tonight.

DJ: Where are our cabins?

Chris: Oh, that's next episode's reward. Have fun sleeping on the ground!

Bridgette: I have a great disliking for you

Gwen: Me 2

Duncan: Hey, DJ and Geoff come over here.

DJ: Hey, Duncan!

Duncan: Keep Quiet. Would you guys want to join an alliance with me?

Geoff: Sure, Dude!

Duncan: K, tonight we vote Beth

DJ: Ok.

Geoff: We need to sabotage her first.

DJ: Sabotage! That sounds kinda mean

Geoff: Do you want to be safe?

DJ: Yes!

Geoff: Then, I guess you should agree with me!

Duncan: Well, I think it's a great Idea. *goes & rights a letter saying 10 things bad about everyone here and signs the name Beth and sets in on the ground*

Heather: *walks over and picks up* Hey, everyone come over you look what Beth said about us

(everyone reads)

Lindsay: I thought we were BFFL's

Beth: What are you talking about?

Owen: Your so mean!!!!!

Trent: Yeah!

Beth: *cries* I don't know what your talking about

Heather: It says

Dear No one, I hate the people in this camp! Their all idiots

Beth: That's not true

Heather: To shorten I'll only say 1 out of the 10 awful things you said about

DJ is a momma's boy

Heather & Duncan is evil

Owen & LeShawna are fat

Geoff & Bridgette are always making out

Lindsay is very dumb

Gwen & Trent's couple doesn't work out for me

Izzy is a nutjob

Harold is very weird

Justin is too hot to actually finish the challenge'''

Sincerely, Beth (the famous one)

Beth: You all don't even believe me *sobs*

Lindsay: I'm not stupid

LeShawna: And, my butt isn't big

Harold: She didn't say that, she said you were fat!

LeShawna: Even worse

LeShawna (conf): I just called my butt big that's some Heather points. UGH!

(while all this is happening Geoff & Bridgette are making out)

Justin (conf): A lot people say I'm too hot to be their friend and maybe that's what Beth was trying to say. Even though I really wasn't her friend

Duncan: It's time for Gilded Chris Awards

Duncan: (conf) I can't believe everyone fell for the letter. I mean Heather and Bridgette fell for it, Bridgette was making out though! I hate when they do that. It shows that there really easy to eliminate at any time.

Heather: (conf) I'm not stupid, I know Beth didn't write that but I kinda think she's a threat. So, she has to go!

Bridgette: (conf) I should really stop making out with Geoff. I need to step up my game

VOTES

Everyone besides Beth: Beth

Beth: Heather

Chris: Hey, guys the Gilded Chris's go to: Bridgette, LeShawna, Lindsay, Duncan, DJ, Geoff, Trent, Izzy, Owen, LeShawna, Justin, Harold and...

The Final Marshmallow goes to: Heather

Heather: Why wouldn't it be!? Beth is a traitor.

Beth: Who wrote that letter? It wasn't me, I didn't mean any of it.

Harold: Then who was it?

Lindsay: Bye, Bev. I'm still mad at you. Oh, do you know where Tyler is?

Beth: *gets on Boat of Losers* Bye, Guys!

Chris: Well, that was a good way open a season. Will Lindsay find a new BFFFL? Or will she fail to do anything? Will the campers find out Duncan wrote the letter? Or will the campers stay as ordinary losers? We'll answer these questions next time on TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YoshiPerson's Story
Total Drama Action and the Temple of Doom

A tram pulled into the abandoned film lot. Fourteen contestants were being driven by Chris, Chef was running behind the tram, trying to keep up. Most of the teenagers were annoyed that they had to compete in yet another season. Chris enjoyed this, he wanted to see some drama.

"Alright, cast mates!" Chris said with a smirk on his face, "This season we aren't doing random challenges, this time we are doing movie themed!"

"Alright! Woo hoo!" Cheered Owen, he got an awkward stare from the other contestants.

"I'm just as exited as you are, Owen!" Chris replied. "Now then, let's get started, we have something extra-easy planned for you guys! Today's genre, the Adventure movies!!!"

Chef played a fanfare of trumpets over the intercom of the film lot. Everyone seemed annoyed. This will be a rough start to the season.

"Your challenge is to go into the temple set up in that studio," Chris pointed to a grey building to the left of the tram. "Grab the Chris idol, and race out. There are six in there, the winners get a special prize, the losers get nothing. When this tram stops, go!" Chris immediatly slammed the brakes and all the cast mates ran in.

"Ugh! Stop pushing me!" Heather shouted. Gwen was behind her, Gwen snatched Heather's wig and threw it to the top of the building. "You idiot!"

"Girl, you owned Heather!" LeShawna shouted as she hi-fived Gwen.

The first to enter the building were Heather, Gwen, Duncan, LeShawna and Harold. Harold was tripped by Duncan before he could enter the temple.

"Wait!" Heather shouted as she shot her hands up, blocking the entrance to the temple. "Have you seen the movies?! Does everyone know what else might be in there?"

"Booby traps." Everyone said together.

"I think Goth Girl should go first." Heather said with a snarl.

"What a jerk!" Gwen said in the confessional. "I can't believe she singled me out like that! She could have sent in Harold, or maybe Duncan!"

Back outside, Justin, Beth, and Lindsay made it into the building. Owen was panting in the back, Trent was in between, Izzy, (or, E-scope) was playing with her tounge in the tram, and Geoff and Bridgette were making out in the tram, not even listening to Chris. Beth, Duncan and Justin ran in and entered the temple, not even listening to everyone else about the traps that awaited them inside. Immediatly after they entered, they almost fell into a twenty foot pit. "Whoa!" Justin shouted. Beth and Lindsay helped him from falling in.

"Hey, no braces!" Justin said, noticing Beth's mouth.

"Thanks..." Beth said as she blushed.

The temple looked very realistic, there were hyroglyphics all over, fake vined were draped all over the place, it looked vary old. Heather, Gwen, Duncan, Harold and Leshawna entered, bumping into the others, and they knocked Justin into the pit. "Ow..." Justin moaned.

The cast mates scanned the room and saw that there was a small vine over the pit, Harold jumped on it, and swung to the other side, he passed the vine to Gwen, then LeShawna, Beth, Lindsay, and Heather. He tied the vine to a plank. Leaving Duncan on the other side, revenge on the mean pranks Duncan has played on Harold in the past.

The next part of the temple was a series of tiles with various Mayan drawings of Chris on them, and only a few of them were of Chef. Harold took a stick nearby and placed one on a Chris tile, a dart shot out and hit the stick. Harold traced it back to the wall, where a bunch of holes were all over it. He tried a Chef tile, nothing happened. "Stand on the Chef tiles." Haold said. Everyone obeyed, ahead were the idols. Everyone shatched the idols and started celebrating. When all of a sudden there was quake, the temple started to collapse. Outside Chris was operating a shaking machine. Harold saw the exit caved in, Duncan was gone.

Everyone started hitting the styrofoam walls and broke out with thier idols. Chris declared the six winners of the first episode, and sent everyone to thier new homes, the trailers. One for the guys, and the other for the girls. The winners' rewards were a head start on tomarrow's challenge. Which was unknown to the cast mates. "Well that wraps up the first episode of this season!" Chris said in front of the camera, "See you next time on Total, Drama, Action!!!"

Benthegame's Story
Title: TDA Gone Heart Broken.

Chris: Last Season On Total Drama Island. 22 teens. Cruel Challenges. Romance and one winner. And that person was.........Owen! Then they all competed for one last crazy TDI challenge. 14 of them tied for a million dollars. Those fourteen are now here to compete for another million dollars. This Is Total.....Drama......Action. (Theme Song)

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine(Owen Farts On Chris) You guys are on my mind(Beth is staring at Justin) You asked me what I wanted to be(Izzy scares Harold) And now I think the answer is plain to see(Duncan laughs at Harold) I want to be famous(DJ cooking with Chef)

I want to live close to the sun(Lindsey watches Heather and Gwen fight) Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.(Trent stares at Gwen) Everything to prove nothing in my way(LeShawna talks on her phone) I'll get there one day(Geoff and Bridgette make out)

Cause I want to be famous

Nanana'nanaana nana nana(Random Clips From Different Episodes) I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous(Random Clips From Different Episodes) I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous(Random Clips From DIfferent Episodes)

[Whistle's to theme](Shows the cast at the Gilded Chris Theater)

Chris: Ah here they come.*Watches the 14 arrive* Hello castmates.

Everyone:*Just Glare At Chris*

Chris: Well snce you guys are here I will put you into teams of 7. First Team is Trent, LeShawna, Izzy, Geoff, Beth, DJ and Heather. You guys are the Killer Grips. The rest, Gwen, Duncan, Harold, Owen, Bridgette, Lindsey, and Justin are the Screaming Gaffers. OK. Your Challenge is Rom-Com. And if you didn't notice already, I split up the couples too.

Trent: Awwww Man.

Heather: Whatever just let me win the game.

Beth: Like we'll let you win.

LeShawna: Yeah.

Heather: Well I'll bet you that Beth is leaving first.

Duncan: Look at the Grips. They are complaining.*Kicks Harold*

Harold: GOSH!!!!!

Owen: Hahaaha.

Justin: Of course I'm gonna the male in the challenge. *Owen, Duncan, and Harold look at him* What? I'm hot.

Lindsey: He is!

Trent: OK. Who is the boy. Me, Geoff, or DJ?

Geoff: I don't wanna do it.

Trent: Neither do I.

DJ: OK I'll do it.

Trent: Great! So who is the girl?

LeShawna: I'll do it.

Heather: Yeah, right.

LeShawna: Don't you sass me.*Slaps Heather*

Heather: Oww.

Geoff: Enough! Seriously.

Justin: So who am I paired up with again.

Harold: I'm doing it. I'm like the coolest.

Screaming Gaffers: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!

Harold: What?

Bridgette: Let's just let Justin do it with............Lindsey.

Lindsey: YAY!

Chris: OK did you decide?

DJ: Yeah it is me and LeShawna.

Lindsey: Me and Dustin.

Justin: It is Justin.

Lindsey: I know Dustin.

Chris: OK then. Go to the dinner set over there.*Points to small shack*

LeShawna: How much did that cost? 1 cent?!?!

Chris: Just go on the dates.

DJ: So LeShawna. How have you been?

LeShawna: Great. And you?

DJ: Never better.

Lindsey: Dustin. Why am i here again.

Justin: IT IS JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One more time and I'm gonna lose the challenge on purpose and vote you off.

Lindsey: OK Dustin.

Justin: ARAAHAHGH! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris: Well with that the Killer Grips win.


 * Gilded Chris Theater

Chris: The votes have been cast. The Gilded Chris' go to......Harold. Bridgette. Gwen. Duncan. And Owen. The last Gilded Chris goes to......................................Lindsey.

Justin: WHAT!!!!!!!


 * VOTES

Justin: Lindsey

Lindsey: Justin

Owen: Justin

Duncan: Justin

Harold: Justin

Gwen: Lindsey

Bridgette: Lindsey

Justin: This is not fair. I'll get my revenge.

Chris: Well this has been an exciting start to our new season. See you next week on Total.....Drama......Action.

Ezekielguy's Story
Chris and Chef's excellent reality show!

Theme: 80's flicks

The fourteen cast mates of Total Drama Action all let out screams of terror as there bus stops with a loud shriek. Heather's wig blew off her head and into the breeze where it was found in Alaska by a bald man who put it on and went to show his wife screaming, "It's a MIRACLE!". The only person who wasn't screaming was Izzy...er...E-Scope. She was perched on top of Owen's head. "E-Scope is QUEEN OF THE WORLD!" she sang. Owen's brain "felt like a broken blender". Finally, the bus stopped moving, and the cast saw Chris and Chef waiting for them. Something wasn't right, though. Chris was wearing a little white shirt and ripped shorts. His red boxers were pulled all the way up. Chef had on a gray tee-shirt with a band logo on it, and he had a dark blue sweater tied around his waist. He had on a long blond wig. "Salutations, dudes and dudettes!" said Chris. "Are you ready for your most triumphant, most excellent first challenge!"

The bunch of teenagers just stared at Chris blankly.

Geoff decided to break the silence. "Hey, you guys look just like the two characters from my FAVORITE 80's flick, Shane's World!"

"Excellent guess, Geoff!" Replied Chris, "As you probably have not been informed, the main deal with Total Drama Action is...Movie themed challenges! And the first theme is... 80's flicks! Excellent!"

"What?" said Justin, "Is that even a GENRE?"

"It seems like it would be, considering how just about every 80's movie is about a group or duo of friends who do something totally stupid together! There also always a swear-fest, even if the movie is rated PG."

(Confessional)

"My favorite 80's flick is probably the one about the two buddies who go on the road trip and pick up all these crazy strangers." said Trent, "But now that I think about it, that's the only 80's movie I've ever watched...Hmm..."

(Confessional)

"What's my favorite 80's reel?" said Harold, "Well, it would have to be the Ty Kwon Do Kid! Huh! Ha!"

(Confessional)

Duncan just sat at the stool. "What are you looking at?" he said, when he noticed the camera.

"Now, if there's one thing I know about 80's reels, it's that you NEED the look!" said Chris. "Chef and I hired trained professionals to give you a supreme 80's makeover! So, everyone into the confessionals now!"

The cast rushed to the confessionals.

(Confessional)

"As if some people don't look 80's enough..." said Heather, who was having her bald top spiked up and dyed to look like a dirty blond fohawk. "Like Beth for instance. Those pants are absolouteley from SOME other period."

(Confessional)

"Oh my god!" said Lindsay who was getting her hair put into little red braids, "The 80's fashions are SO cute! You'd think Duncan would be really happy! 80's are SO his period!"

(Confessional)

"Yeah, you'd think I'd like 80's movies." said Duncan, who was having his Mohawk replaced by a green Jewfro, "I mean, it was a Punk-Rock period, but guys with...Hoop earrings? Really?" One of the makeup artist put a hoop earring on his left ear. "Oh, come on!"

(IN THE WORKS)

Jason's Story
Season two, Episode One "Dawn of the Living Losers"

"Oh my gosh!" Lindsay exclaimed after getting off of the bus. "This looks so cool!" "Yeah, I know!" Beth says, after getting off of the bus.

Beth and Lindsay walk over to the side walk and sit down. "Man," Lindsay says. "I really wish Tyler was here." "Aw, it's okay." Beth says, trying to comfort her. "Well see him soon," Then Beth appears in the confessional. "Okay, I'd really hate to lie to Lindsay but, I don't think she'll see Tyler."

LeShawna, Duncan, and Heather walk off of the bus and look aroud curiously. "What is this place? Some kind of dump?" Heather asks rudely. "No, It's not." Chris appears and walks over to the trio. "This is an abandoned film lot. You will be spending the next...fourty-eight days here." Chris says to them. Duncan groans than says, "I signed up for this?" Gwen comes off the bus and punches Duncan playfully. "It will be okay." Gwen reassures him.

Trent and DJ step off of the bus and Trent runs up behind Gwen and covers her eyes with his hands. "Guess who?" Trent asks her. "Trent?" Gwen asks. "Ding, ding, ding." Trent says, as if he was trying to impersonate a game show bell going off. "Aw," Lindsay says. Gwen turns around and kisses Trent. Duncan appears in the confessional. "Man, those to remind me of me and Courtney."

Geoff walks off of the bus with Bridgette in his hands, making out. Bridgette is in the confessional. "Okay, seriously. I need to end this whole "Spring Fling" with Geoff. It's like he's the ONLY person in my life." Bridgette manages to pull her lips away from his. "Geoff, I think we should stop making out," She admits. "Okay, just for now. Right?" Geoff asks. "Uh, sure." Bridgette uneasily says.

Justin walks off with Izzy on his back. "Izzy!" He yells angily. "Get off of me!" He yells, while trying to push her off of his back. "No! Never!" Then Izzy laughs maniacally. Justin finally manages to grab Izzy's arm and throws her over. Justin walks over to Lindsay and Beth. "Hey ladies, ready to win one million dollars?" He asks them. "Yes," Beth says. "Well, if you're with me, I can guarantee it" He says. "Well, not really." Justin says in the confessional. "I don't know," Beth says. "Did you get your braces off? You look real nice." Justin lies to her. "Really? Really!" She exclaims. "Justin's not that hot. I don't really like him anymore." Lindsay says in the confessional. "Come on Beth, lets go see everyone else." Lindsay tries to get Beth to fallow her, but she is to distracted by Justin talking to her.

Harold and Owen walk off. Owen walks off first but his body gets trapped in between the doors of the bus. "Come on, Owen." Harold taunts him. "I-I-I can't! I swear-z!" Owen says. Harold pushes Owen as hard as he can to get him trough the door. Eventually, he pushes him out of the door. "Gosh," Harold says, wiping his shirt off. "Okay, that's all of us, correct?" Chris asks. "Yep." Heather says.

"Today's movie genre is a zombie movie, go!" He yells at them. Then the campers who didn't qualify for Total Drama Action appear as flesh eating zombies. "AH!" Lindsay screams. Noah starts to run after her. "Oh my-" DJ then faints to the ground. Katie walks over to DJ and kicks him. "Yep, he's a goner." She says. "Oh yeah, the only way we know who is out when you are covered in green paint, symbolizing you've been turned into a zombie." Chris announces. "Oh god." Duncan says. Suddenly, he is surrounded by Tyler, Sadie and Eva. He runs past Sadie, but Eva grabs him and smothers him in paint. "There we go." She says acomplished.

"AH!" Lindsay says running throughout the film lot. Noah sees Beth and goes after her. "Oh my gosh!" Beth screams. She tries to run after Lindsay but, due to her weight, she couldn't catch up. Noah caught her and covered her in green paint. "You're joking, right?" Heather says. After saying that, she is attacked by Courtney. Heather dodges her and bolts into the film lot. Since Heather ran out of Courtney's line of fire, she smashes into the bus. "OUCH! That really hurt!" She exclaims. "Wierd," LeShawna says. Courtney looks up at LeShawna with a angry face. She then charges at her. LeShawna looks around for somebody and finds Harold. She puts Harold in front of her, to block the blow. "LeShawna, what are you doing?" Harold asks. Then he realizes that LeShawna put him there to fend off Courtney. She plows into both of them causing them both to be covered in green paint. Heather runs past Katie, but is caught by her. "Okay the final seven is Lindsay, Gwen, Trent, Izzy, Bridgette, Geoff, and Justin." Chris announces.

"Where are those fools?" Eva asks. Eva looks around and spots Bridgette, Trent and Justin standing there. Eva charges after all three of them. "WATCH OUT OF EVA!" Justin yells. Bridgette turns around from talking with Geoff and realizes it. "RUN!" Bridgette says. Geoff turns around to late. He is captured by Eva. Justin and Bridgette run side by side around the film lot. Katie sees Gwen and Trent and starts to run after them. As Trent runs, he pushes obstacles for Katie to trip over. Katie trips over one of them and starts to run even faster. Gwen trips on a microphone and falls down. "Trent!" She calls his name. Trent thinks for a second then grabs Gwen, but it's to late. Katie had already gotten them both.

Izzy is shown running though the studio for "Beach Blanket Bogus" and Eva is chasing after her. "You'll never get me!" She yells. "Oh yes I will!" Eva talks back to her. Izzy turns around and lets Eva gets her. "You got me!" Izzy says. "Okay, fine. Eva would get angry at me if I didn't let her get me." Izzy confess' in the confessional. "Down to three. They are, Bridgette, Justin and Lindsay." "No!" Lindsay says running towards Chris, covered in paint. "I'm out too." She says sadly. "Okay, our winners are Bridgette and Justin." Chris announces. Soon, all the castmates, along with the campers, report to the trailer area. "Okay, Bridgette and Justin won. They won't pick teams though." "Huh?" Justin asks. "Are you serious?" Bridgette asks him. Chris totally ignores them.

"The non-TDA qualifying female with the highest "kill" rate will win a spot in Total Drama Action!" Chris announces happily. "What?!" The castmates asks. "Eva got three, Katie got four, Courtney and Noah got one. Katie is the newest castmate!" Sadie is in the confessional. "I'm gonna miss her!" During the confessional, Chris walks in and asks how Sadie got in. She bolts out without answering. "Time for suprise number two, you will be put onto teams." "That's not a suprise?" Heather says. "Boys verses Girls anyone?" Chris offers. "So Katie, Bridgette, Beth, Lindsay, LeShawna, Heather, Gwen, and Izzy, you are one team. The boys are on the other team." Chris says. The castmates gasp. "Oh my gosh! I love Katie. She's like my BFF." Lindsay says in the confessional. "Everybody, good night." The girls enter their trailer, and the boys enter their trailer.

Kenzen's Story
The Fast and the Failures

"Last time on Total Drama Island with the money up for grabs the campers scrambling all over the island, when the case was eaten by a shark. The fourteen closest to the case were give the chance at 'another' million dollars in new challenges based on your favorite movies, new chances, and Chef's even got new recipes. Who will win who will lose, who will start on fire. Find out now on Total Drama Action." Chris said.

The Bus arrived with the 14 contestants.

"Awesome, a movie lot" Harold said leaving the bus.

"Dweeb" Duncan pushed Harold through the bus doors, onto the ground.

"Don't go messing wit' Harold like you all tough" LeShawna commanded, she push Duncan out of the bus causing him to step on Harold! "Ow, Gosh" Harold said in pain. "Sorry Sugar pie" LeShawna said.

“How did I get into this” Gwen said getting of the bus.

“Don’t worry about it Gwen at least I am here with you” Trent said hugging Gwen.

“Thanks Trent” Gwen said.

“Ugh, How do you do it Gwen” Heather asked?

“Do what” Gwen asked?

“Be so pathetic” Heather said.

“What” Duncan, Trent, Gwen and LeShawna all said unanimously.

“Calm down guys” Bridgette said exiting the bus.

“Fine” Gwen said.

“Umm guys I think I am stuck” Owen said obviously being stuck.

Inside the bus, all of the other contestants were pushing on Owen. “Push” Izzy yelled. “Push” Izzy yelled again. “Pu”-“Shut up already” Izzy was cut short by the other contestants.

“Uhh, Guys” DJ interrupted we aren’t getting anywhere so lets just use the fire escape” DJ said.

“Lindsay tried it didn’t work” Beth said.

“I pushed it up as hard as I could” Lindsay replied.

“Your not supposed to push it up, your supposed to push it down” DJ said.

“Oh, that’s why the arrow pointed down” Lindsay said.

“LINDSAY” Everyone in the bus yelled.

After everyone was out even Owen with the help of the Jaws of Life, Chris welcomed them. “Welcome to Total Drama Action. Here at this abandoned movie lot is where you will sleep, compete, and possibly eat Chef Hatchet’s food, and after all that you will vote off one of your own at a Gilded Chris Ceremony. Then if you are voted out, leave in the lame-o-sine.” Chris announced as the toured the film lot.

The tour vehicle stopped, “Hey Chris, what the heck” Justin asked.

“We stop here, to start your first challenge” Chris said getting out of the vehicle.

The competitors followed Chris into studio eleven.

So what’s the challenge Chris” Gwen asked.

“This” Chris pulled a curtain open, reveling fourteen lawnmowers.

“Lawn mowing movies” Lindsay asked confused.

“No” Chris said “Racing movies”.

“I know racing, and that is not a racing vehicle” Trent said.

“Ya it is, I remember building a lawnmower racer when I was a kid” Duncan said “same day, I first raced it is the first time I spent a night in juvie”.

“Of course it was” Heather said.

“Cool” Gwen said to Duncan, completely ignoring Heather.

“Start working on these contestants” Chris said.

“Hey Lindsay, Beth wanna build my lawnmower racer” Justin said ripping off his shirt. “Sure” They both said.

By the time Duncan, Gwen and Justin were finished, Lindsay, Beth, Bridgette, and Geoff hadn’t barley even started. “You kiss really good, Heath-” Geoff said while kissing Bridgette. “WHAT” Bridgette yelled. “I was going to say Bridgette, Babe” Geoff said. Bridgette punched him and walked over to Gwen. “But…” Geoff said just standing there. “Not cool man, not cool” DJ said while he and Duncan walked up to him.

“Let’s go work on your mower” Gwen said.

“Ok” Bridgette said in tears.

When they all had finished, Chris and Chef arrived. “Ok. there are three rules to a good racing movie, one the Racer always has a nice ride, two they always win the race, and three they defeat they’re enemy. But in this case you have, a fixed up lawnmower, your mower might break down before you even finish, and you will eliminate someone.” Chris said.

“You will race a course from point A to point B. First person to cross the finish line wins. You got that maggots.” Chef yelled tossing them each a map.

“Sure, Cheffy” Duncan said under his breath.

“What did you just say” Chef yelled in Duncan’s face.

“Nothing” Duncan said.

“That’s right nothing” Chef said.

They all lined up at the starting line, they all started they’re engines. “Ready…” Chris said “Get set…” Chris got louder “and Go”

They all peeled out of the Starting gate, until they got ten feet when Harold engine just stopped.

“Gosh” Harold said as the other thirteen headed towards victory.

“Will Harold ever catch up, will Geoff and Bridgette ever get back together, and will I ever get a good hair stylist. Get the answer to these and many more questions, when we get back” Chris said. The screen cut to black.

The scene opens to Lindsay, Justin and Beth going five miles an hour.

“I thought you fixed mine up” Justin said.

“We did” Lindsay said.

“Ya” Beth agreed.

Lindsay’s engine stopped. “What happened Lindsay said as Justin and Beth’s Engine stopped.

“We lost that’s what” Justin complained.

Chris drove up next to them in the bus. “Hop in” Chris said.

Owen slowly trailed the other contestants. “Come on Owen, you can do it” Beth and Lindsay cheered from the bus. “Thanks guys” Owen said to them. “Owen do you wanna just forfeit, and come in the bus to eat…” Chris was cut short when Owen stopped and ran to the bus and squeezed in side. “Where the food” Owen said.

“Come on babe, I’m sorry okay” Geoff said to Bridgette.

“We are through get through you head, or go kiss Heather just get away from me” Bridgette yelled.

And clang, she rammed Geoff who hit Heather’s cart. “Leave me out of this” Heather yelled. Bridgette rammed Geoff again. “Babe please” Geoff pleaded. Geoff’s cart started to smoke. “Holy Crap” Geoff yelled, he jumped out of his cart. Then Heather’s cart started to burn she jumped out and was on fire, she dropped and rolled as paramedics swarmed to put her out. With Geoff, and Heather now out there were only seven were left.

“I wonder how the rest are doing” Gwen said as Bridgette drove up. “Girl what happened” LeShawna asked. “Oh nothing Geoff’s mower started to smoke, and Heather’s mower lit her on fire” Bridgette said tired. “I was once on fire; it was crazy, with my mom yelling call nine-one-one and my brothers searching for fire extinguishers, and my dad trying to make me stop drop and roll. Ah good times, good times.” Izzy said scaring every one.

Bridgette’s mower came to a halt. “I am done, I guess” Bridgette said.

“Not yet” Gwen tossed Bridgette a chain, she attached it to her cart. “Lets roll” Bridgette said.

Izzy’s mower started to clank, this marks the end for me” Izzy said she lit a match stuck it into her mowers fuel tank and it exploded.

“Awesome” Harold said as the bus came to a stop next to Izzy. “Get on Izzy” Chris said. “Ok” She climbed on to the roof of the bus. “Onward” Izzy yelled.

“Guys I don’t think I am going to make it much further” DJ said in a pillow suit.

“Don’t worry big guy” LeShawna said. LeShawna’s mower stopped and rolled in to DJ’s wrecking hers and his.

Chris rolled up next to them, “Get in” he yelled. They climbed in, with four more people to go the game had escalated to a whole new level.

“Well only ten more miles” Trent said.

“Ok music boy” Duncan said.

“I think I am going to drop out of the challenge” Gwen said.

“I agree” Bridgette replied.

The bus picked them up. “Two to go and only five more miles, the suspense” Chris said. “Sure” LeShawna replied to Chris. “Ba…” Geoff was cut short when Bridgette and Gwen passed him flipping him off.

“Bring it on Duncan” Trent said.

“Ok” Duncan said he rammed Trent.

“This is for Gwen” Trent Rammed Duncan blowing his own engine.

“Nice” Duncan joked.

He crossed the finish line. “Cool” Duncan said.

“As we all know Duncan is invincible so vote for anyone else” Chris said.

They all voted carefully deciding who should leave. “Wow, I am really shocked at tonight elimination” Chris said after reading the results.

“Duncan, Bridgette, Gwen, LeShawna, DJ, Lindsay, Beth, Justin, Izzy, Owen, Heather, and Trent” Chris said throwing them each a reward.

“Harold” Chris said.

“What, why” Geoff said.

“You know why” Bridgette said.

“Ok I will leave with my pride. I will see you guys later” Geoff said. He walked to the lame-o-sine. “I am sorry, Bridge” Geoff said. He climbed in and it drove away.

“Who will leave next, will Bridgette ever forgive Geoff, and will I ever my teeth whitened” Chris Said “Find out next time on Total Drama Action.”

NIzzy's Story
"Welcome viewers, to the second season of the Total Drama Series! We are bringing back fourteen lucky contestants from TDI and putting them through dangerous, epic movie themed challenges, and guess who is hosting? Me! Chris McLean!" Chris explained confidently with a cheesy smile on his face as he walked over to an old beige bus. "Here come our cast mates: Beth, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Justin, LeShawna, Lindsay, Owen and Trent!" Chris shouted. Harold stepped out from the bus and started to breathe heavily.

"So, another season then..." Harold calmly said and picked up his red ant farm. Following shortly was Heather.

"Ungh, this place stinks more than Harold." She scolded, just after she finished with her insult Izzy ran out, flipped over Heather and landed perfectly.

"Uh... Izzy..." Chris said whilst staring at her awkwardly.

"My name is E-Scope from now on, and anyone who calls me Izzy is gonna get a round house kick to the stomach!" The crazy girl shouted while everyone carried on staring at her. "Are we on TV?" Izzy asked as she waved to the camera.

"Yes...Izzy." Chris replied.

"E-SCOPE!" She shouted.

"Okay, okay. Oh look, Geoff and Bridgette." Chris said. Geoff and Bridgette stepped out of the bus and smiled.

"Yo, Chris my man!" Geoff said.

"Geoff! Dude!" Said Chris, just as he tried to hi-5 him, Geoff and Bridgette were already making out. "Okay..." Chris said in a confused tone. Duncan walked out and looked around.

"Duncan! What’s up?" Chris said.

"Whatever..." Duncan replied half heartedly, he started to walk over to Harold. "Why is the dweeb here?" He scolded.

"Duncan! I am tired of-!" Harold was interrupted by Duncan.

"Not having a girlfriend." He said in an insolent tone. Harold scowled at Duncan.

"Oh I love drama!" Chris said.

"Kyle!" A familiar voice from off-screen called.

"Lindsay! Welcome! Oh and my name is Chris." He said as Lindsay walked on-screen.

"Oh my gosh! Is Tyson here?!" Lindsay asked.

"No, Lindsay we already talked about this..." He replied Lindsay looked at him blankly unaware of what was going on around her. Suddenly a squeal came from a short girl wearing glasses.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Lindsay!" She squealed.

"Betty!" Called Lindsay as she ran up to hug her best friend.

"Here come our other contestants Gwen, Trent, DJ, Justin, LeShawna, and Owen" Chris introduced.

"Hello, ladies... " Justin said whilst winking to the camera. It took no more than a second for Beth and Lindsay to come running up to him and start gushing over his marvelous good looks. Gwen and Trent just smiled sweetly at each other.

"Okay guys, challenge time! " said Chris.

"Awesome! I love challenges! " Owen said confidently it took him a minute to realize everyone else were staring at him. "Uhh...I mean challenges suck... " He said with a nervous tone.

"Okay, anyway the challenges will be movie themed and guess what theme our first challenge is? Its Rock and Roll time, baby ‘cause were gonna rock it out all over the stage, yes we are gonna live the lives of rock stars, baby! " Chris shouted.

"Can this show get any tackier? " Gwen whispered to Trent.

"First challenge is to rock it out on stage the castmate whose performance is the best will win invincibility! You’ve been given instruments each so start rockin’!" Chris said. The contestants grabbed their instruments and started to play, all except Harold, he was talking to his red ant farm.

"Oh, ants I think I’ll have to put you little guys away you might get hurt out here..." Harold said. He didn’t know Duncan was listening to him behind an old trailer and started to snigger. Harold placed his ants near Chris’ director chair and walked away to practice for the challenge. Duncan slowly paced towards the ant farm with a devil smile that swept across his face. He picked up the ant farm and walked away with it. Back at the stage DJ, LeShawna, Lindsay and Harold were practicing for the challenge.

"So I press this button to turn it on, right?" Lindsay asked.

"Yeah, Lindsay." DJ replied happily. Duncan ran onto the stage whilst laughing.

"What’s up with you?" LeShawna asked.

"Oh, oh, it’s nothing." He replied trying to hold back his laugher.

"Let’s practice guys!" Lindsay exclaimed.

"Nah, I’ll catch up with you guys later." Said Duncan as he walked away. Harold stroked his chin.

"Something is up..." He said.

"You’re tellin’ me." Said LeShawna.

"Okay guys, practice time is over! Line up and get ready to rock!" Chris exclaimed.

"Ugh...Kill me now..." Heather complained.

"Sure! Let me get my chainsaw, I’ll meet you in the space set tomorrow midday, okay? Don’t forget to write a will." Izzy said as a wide crazy smile appeared on her face, Heather seemed creeped out. The castmates lined up one by one however Duncan wasn’t there.

"Where is Duncan?" Beth whispered to Justin.

"Don’t care, caring is for ugly people." He replied.

"First round is Duncan and Harold versus Izzy and Lindsay. GO!" Chris shouted.

"E-SCOPE!" She shouted. Lindsay attempted to play her guitar but forgot how to, she strummed nervously not playing a single note correct however Izzy played quite well and ended her performance with a bang by smashing her guitar on Heather’s head.

"Whoops...Sorry." She apologized. Heather had to be brought to the infirmary.

"Okay, since Heather is unable to do the challenge she wins individual invincibility." Chris said with a sigh. "Okay Harold and Duncan’s turn!" He said. Harold looked around hesitantly and shuffled his feet.

"Chris, Duncan isn’t here..." He said. Chris looked around.

"You’re right. Where is-." Chris was interrupted by a smash of glass...On the floor were shattered glass pieces with dirt everywhere. A gasp came from Harold...

"NO!" He shouted. Harold’s ant farm had been destroyed and just a step behind the shattered glass was Duncan.

"It slipped." He said. Harold ran off.

"Hey Harold!" LeShawna shouted and ran after him. The others carried on with their unimpressive performances apart from Trent everyone else could hardly hit a correct note. Later at the award ceremony...

"Guys, I’m disappointed but anyway Heather wins invincibility and so does Trent since he was the only person here who can actually play." He handed Trent and Gilded Chris. "Okay I’m gonna call your name out if you’re safe... Beth, Bridgette, DJ, Geoff, Gwen, Izzy, Justin, LeShawna, Lindsay, and Owen... Harold and Duncan neither of you did the challenge so the others voted out one of you guys...leaving Total Drama Action is...Duncan." Chris said.

"What? How could you vote me out?! Harold won’t help the team he’s to nerdy!" Said Duncan.

"We voted you out because what you did to Harold was horrible!" Bridgette exclaimed.

"They’re just ants-." Duncan was interrupted by Chef dragging him to the Lame-O-Sine.

"There goes our delinquent but a guy who breaks rules like him could bend the rules and return, who knows. Don’t forget to tune in next time on TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!" Chris shouted.

Shane's Story
Episode title: The Sucky Spelling Bee.

Writen by: Shane.

Last time, in the Total Drama series, twenty-two campers from all over Canada came to Lake Wawanakwa to compete for 100,000 dollars. In the end, Owen, the underdog, won it all. A surprise challenge was in store for the worn-out contestants. They had to find a case for a million dollars. In the end, it was a tie and everyone who tied was forced to compete AGAIN for the cash prize. It’s now up to 1,000,000 bucks and anyone can win it. Could it be the lovable tub of lard, Owen, the gothic artist, Gwen, the mean chick, Heather, the delinquent, Duncan, the loud mouth, Leshawna, the party dude, Geoff, the insane girl, Izzy, the jock with heart, D.J., the dumb blonde, Lindsay, the surfer girl, Bridgette, the musician, Trent, the super dork, Harold, the nerdette, Beth, or the hot guy, Justin? Find out now on, Total Drama Action!

The scene opens up to a bus stop. Gwen gets out first and says,

“I can’t believe I got pulled into this!” Leshanwa appears right next to her and says,

“I know, and we have to do it with Heather.”

Trent walks past and says, “At least I can do it with my girl friend.” Gwen blushes hard.

“Don’t go all lovey-ducky on us like Geoff and Bridgette.” says Duncan as he puts down his bags. Bridgette and Geoff step out of the bus making out and fall over their luggage. They continue to kiss as if nothing happened.

“Awkward.” Trent finally says. Beth jumps out of the bus and says,

“You said it Trent. I’m never going to get how people get pulled into love like that.” Lindsay gets out of the bus and states,

“I know right?” Justin get off the bus and Lindsay and Beth squeal. They push, fight, pinch, and bite just to say hi first.

“H-h-hi-hi-hi Justin.” Lindsay finally says. Beth gets up and asks,

“Justin, you wanna go out with me?”

“There goes the whole ‘I’m staying strong’ thing.” says Duncan while rolling his eyes.

“Oh please Duncan,” says Heather as she gets off the bus. “We all know that you were all over Courtney last season.

“Shut up Heather. You never found anyone on the island. You’re definitely one to talk.” says Duncan, sarcastic as usual.

“Whatever. At least I got make-over before coming on this crappy show. Unlike two people known as Gwen and Leshawna!” retorts Heather while laughing.

“Shut up! Gwen is beautiful.” says Trent.

“And what about me lover boy?” asks Leshawna.

“Sorry, you’re not my girl friend.” Trent replies. Leshawna looks very angry.

“Leshawna is more beautiful than any girl I know!” says Harold. Everyone looks at him awkwardly. “Well it’s true!”

“Thanks String-Bean,” says Leshawna, “But we’re NOT getting back together.” Harold looks very disappointed at that comment.

“Another season! WHO-HOO!” yells Owen.

“Someone’s a little optimistic.” says Gwen as she rolls her eyes.

“It helps.” says Owen as he walks over to where everyone else is. Izzy gets off the bus doing flips and cartwheels.

“I can’t believe I have to do another season with IZZY!” yells Justin.

“Justin, you’re here? That sucks, how come?” Izzy asks madly.

“I qualified with you.” answers Justing.

“OMG! He is so smart.” says Beth.

“Smarterific!” says Lindsay.

“Uh Lindsay, I don’t think smarterific is a real word.” says D.J. as he gets off the bus.

“But can you spell it?” asks Chris who came out of nowhere.

“CHRIS?!?!” everyone says.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait,” says Duncan. “Why do we have a challenge on the first day?”

“Because I want to have a challenge on the first day, that’s why!” says Chris as he hands out dictionaries to the contestants. “This season, we’re doing challenges based of movie genres. This week, it’s a spelling bee!”

A lot of the contestants groaned at this challenge idea.

“Let me say the basics. You will confess your confessionals in that make-up trailer right behind you.” says Chris.

“And how did we not see that earlier?” asks Gwen.

“Cause you campers are idiots, wait! Now you guys will be called, castmates, instead because you’re on a movie set!” says Chris. When no one laughs at his comment, he continues, “Anyway, you guys have two hours to study those words. The reward will be the choice to select your team members. The next captain will be decided tomorrow.” Chris then leave as fast as he came.

“That, was spooky.” says Beth. The other contestants agree with her.

“A spelling bee? HA! I will win this challenge. My only threat is Beth, she’s pretty smart too. If I win this, maybe I can impress Leshawna!” Harold says while in the confessional.

“This should be very easy for me.” Beth says while in the confessional, “My only threat might be Harold but I think I can take him.”

After an hour and half spent of studying, Duncan finally cracks and says,

“I HATE this challenge idea. I mean who watches movies about spelling bee’s?”

“I do!” says Leshawna, “I was once in one.”

“You were?” says Lindsay.

“Yes I was. I was in, Erika and the Bee.”

“You were Erika in that movie?” D.J. asks, “My momma loves that movie.”

“That’s amazing Leshawna.” says Harold.

“My girlfriend is a movie star!” Harold says in the confessional.

After half an hour, Chris calls over the loud speakers, “Alright! Time’s up. Meet me in the mess hall now.”

“Finally!” says Trent as he puts down his dictionary.

“I thought my brain was going to bust.” says Lindsay.

“I think her brain already did break.” Justin says in the confessional.

“Lindsay has a brain? Never knew.” Harold says in the confessional.

The cast-mates arrive in the mess hall. The usual red flaps are replaced with brown ones. Fourteen chairs are lined up in rows of seven. Chris instructs,

“Take a number and sit in a seat.” The cast-mates do so. “Alright, D.J., you’re up first. Your word is, perseverate.”

“Perseverate, may I have the definition please?” D.J. asks.

“Perseverate, to repeat something insistently or redundantly.” Chris says.

“Perseverate, P-E-R-S-E-V-E-R-A-T-E. Perseverate?”

“It’s correct. Lindsay, your turn, your word is, genesis.”

“Genesis, G-E-N-E-S-I-S. Genesis.” Lindsay spells.

“That was….. correct!” Chris says surprisingly. All of the other cast-mates were also, shocked.

“YAY! I got it right!” Lindsay cheers.

“Okay, Heather, get on up here. Your word is, optical.”

“Optical,” Heather says. “O-P-T-I-T-A-L. Optical.”

“Sorry Heather. That’s in correct.” says Chris.

“WHAT! And Lins-iot could get it right?” yells Heather.

“She got lucky.” Harold reassures her.

The scene switches to Trent spelling.

“Juvenile, J-U-V-I-N-I-E. Juvinile.” says Trent. A dinging sound is heard indicating that he is out.

The scene switches to Gwen,

“Atmosphere, A-T-M-O-S-H-P-E-R-E. Atmosphere.” Gwen says. A dinging sound is heard.

The scene switches to Harold spelling,

“Coyote, C-O-Y-O-T-E. Coyote.” Harold says. He gets a thumbs up indicating that he is correct.

The scene switches to Bridgette spelling,

“Urn, E-R-N. Urn.” Bridgette says. A dinging sound is heard.

The scene switches to Geoff spelling,

“Supersede, S-U-P-E-R-C-E-D-E. Supersede.” Geoff says. A dinging sound is heard.

The scene switches to Leshawna spelling,

“Linz, L-I-N-S. Linz.” Leshawna says, a dinging sound is heard.

The scene switches to Justin,

“Ezekiel, E-Z-E-K-I-A-L. Ezekiel.” Justin says. A dinging sound is heard.

The scene switches to Beth,

“Deformity, D-E-F-O-R-M-I-T-Y. Deformity.” Beth says. She gets a thumbs up by Chris.

The scene switches to Owen,

“Avuncular, A-V-U-N-C-U-L-E-R. Avuncular.” Owen says. A dinging sound is heard.

The scene switches to Izzy,

“Rendezvous, R-O-N-D-A-Y-V-O-U-S. Rendezvous.” Izzy says. A dinging sound is heard.

The scene switches to Duncan,

“Banzai, B-A-N-Z-A-I. Banzai.” Duncan says. He gets a thumbs up from Chris.

“Alright, we’re down to our final four. Lindsay, Duncan, Beth, and Harold. You four will battle it out to win this spelling bee. Lindsay, you’re up first. Your word is, legacy.” Chris says.

“Legacy, L-E-G-A-S-Y. Legacy.” A dinging sound is heard.

“Sorry Lindsay, but you’re out.” Chris says, “Duncan, you’re up. Your word is, Macaroni.

“Macaroni, M-A-C-A-R-O-N-Y. Macaroni.” A dinging sound is heard.

“Sorry Duncan, you’re out. Beth, you’re up. Your word is, Politics.

“Politics, P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S. Politics.” Beth says. She gets a thumbs up from Chris.

“Good spelling Beth, Anyway, Harold. Your word is, refinance.” Chris says.

“Refinance, R-E-F-I-N-E-A-N-C-E. Refinance.” A dinging sound is heard. Chris says,

“Wow, I thought you were smart. Anyway, Beth if you can spell refinance correctly. You win.”

“Refinance,” Beth says. “R-E-F-I-N-A-N-C-E. Refinance.”

“Beth. You got it…………………………………… CORRECT! You win this challenge and will be a team captain.” says Chris. ”As for the rest, you all will have to battle it out for the captainship. Alright, find out what happens next right here, on Total Drama Action!”

Tdafan123's Story
Everything Needs A Beginning

A rusty,smelly,paint chipping off bus pulled into an abandoned film lot with a broken gold sign on the gate.

DJ was the first one off,"Well,it`s better than Camp Wawankwa atleast".

Trent came off next,arm around Gwen,"It`s a good thing you`re here",he said to the goth girl,making her blush.

Heather had heard them and made a gagging noise.

LeShawna looked at everyone and noticed that Chris wasn`t there,"Where`s Chris?Is he even the host?"

"Hopefully not",Beth replied,then gasped,"Was that mean?"

Justin was smiling and said,"Well,lets enjoy the time without him".

"I second that statement",Harold agreed.

Then,to everyone`s dismay,Chris came in with a mini trolley.

"Hop on!" he yelled to everyone.

"So,what do we do?"asked Lindsay.

"Well,I`m about to give you guys the tour of...TOTAL..DRAMA...ACTION!"Chris announced.

"So,what are you gonna show us?"asked Heather.

"I was getting to that",Chris said,"Anyway,here is where you will stay for 6 weeks",he pointed to the trailers.

"That`s it?"asked Gwen.

"Stop interrrupting me!"Chris yelled,making everyone jump,"Anyway,here is where the eliminations will take place",he pointed to a giant stadium with a giant gold statue of himself,"If you don`t receive a Gilded Chris,you have been voted off the set and can`t return!"

"You let Eva and Izzy back last season",said Geoff.

"You people are rude,you know that",Chris said,"Moving on,instead of that crappy old confessional,you will have a makeup confessional!"

Justin was in the confessional,"Makeup confessional,eh?I like this season already! I know,I`m shocked too,liking a show with Chris McClean as the host,but I can work on my good looks in here!"

Lindsay then asked,"So...what now?"

"Well,I was about to finish!"Chris exclaimed,"Anyway,this season you will have reward challenges and elimination challenges,I know it`s a little different than last season,but since this tour took so long I`ll let you unpack".

In the guys trailer,they were picking bunks.

"Wanna share a bunk?"asked Geoff to DJ.

"Sure,I`ll get bottom",DJ replied.

"Ok,I`ll bunk with you,big guy",said Duncan to Owen.

"Alright!This is gonna be so much fun!"Owen exclaimed.

"On second thought I`ll bunk with Trent",Duncan said as Owen`s smile fell.

"Oh...ok",Owen mopped.

"I`ll bunk with you Owen",said Harold.

Owen smiled and climbed on the top bunk.

"Uh can I have the top bunk?"Harold said,think of Owen crushing him in his sleep.

Owen nodded and Harold sighed in relief.

"Ok,I`ll get my own bunk then",Justin said,climbing up on his.

In the girls cabin,things were going pretty good.

"I`ll bunk with Gwen",Leshawna said.

Gwen smiled and said,"Ok,I`ll get bottom,ok?"

Leshawna nodded,"No problem".

"I call Beth as my bunkie!"screamed Lindsay.

"I call Lindsay back!"she replied,running to the top bunk.

"Hey!"Lindsay exclaimed,"I wanted the top one!"

"Well,can I have it?"asked Beth.

"Only pretty girls get the top bunk!"Lindsay exclaimed,making everyone gasp.

Beth started crying,"I thought you were my friend!"

"I`ll bunk with Izzy",said Bridgette,trying to change the subject.

"Ok! Wanna have the bottom so when we wake up I can just look down and tell you stories of my childhood!"Izzy exclaimed.

"I`m fine with the top",Bridgette said quietly.

"Ok!I can climb up to tell you my stories!"Izzy exclaimed again.

"Fine,I`ll get two beds",said Heather.

"And that starts our season!Find out what happens next time on TOTAL...DRAMA...ACTION!"

Tdifan1234's Story
Harold Potter and the Prisoners of Action 

"Hello, viewers! Welcome to the second installment in the Total Drama Series," Chris McClean said."This season, we bring back fourteen contestants and make tem participate in movie-themed challenges. From last season, we brign back Duncan, Bridgette, DJ, Gwen, Heather, Owen, Izzy--"

"IT'S E-SCOPE!" yelled a familiar voice from off-screen.

"uh..ok then, E-Scope…"Chris continued. "Geoff, Lindsay, LeShawna, Trent, Justin, and Harold,"

After that, a tall blonde girl with a blue headband in her hair approached Chris.

"Hey, Charlie! Have you seen Tyler? I've been looking for him all day!" she asked.

"He's not here this season, Lindsay," Chris replied.

"Oh…Tell me when he gets here, k? Thanks, Kyle!"

"It's Chris! Anyway, stay tuned for the exciting and dramatic first episode of TOTAL…DRAMA…ACTION!!"

As a couple of contestants were still taking their luggage off of the bus, some people were excited for a second season while others weren't.

"Oh my gosh! I can't believe I actually made it to the second season!" Beth exclaimed.

"You actually wanted to be here for a second season?" Duncan asked sarcastically.

"How come Darrell is so mean to Betty?" Lindsay confessed in the trailer.

Gwen and Trent stepped off the bus.

"Oh look! If it isn't goth girl?" Heather said cruelly.

"Stop. Now matter how much you insult her, Gwen's still my girl. And I love her," Trent said, as he smiled at Gwen. She blushed back.

"Can we stop with the mushy-fest, here? It makes me sick," said Duncan.

"Oh, we know you be havin' that attitude just because Courtney ain't here," LeShawna replied.

"Yeah! Frankly, I'm glad she's not," Harold agreed, thinking of the terrible things that would happen if Courtney was there.

"Courtney and Duncan? They would probably team up and try to get back at me. But they don't know about my skills. See? I even brought my handy-dandy nunchaku this time!" Harold said in the confessional as he held up a pair of nunchaku. He started to swing them around, and accidentally hit his head, which caused his forehead to bleed a little. "Crap! That hurt bad!"

"Ok, contestants. Welcome to Total Drama--" Chris said as he was interrupted by the sight of Bridgette and Geoff making out.

"Can I not get through anything without getting interrupted by these contestants?" Chris said in the confessional.

"Uh...Can you two take that somewhere else?" Chris asked.

"Sorry, dude. We'll try to be quiet," Geoff said as he continued making out.

"Thanks..." Chris said sarcastically. "Anyway, Welcome to Total Drama Action. All 14 of you have a chance at winning ONE...MILLION...DOLLARS!"

(This is not the end. More coming soon!)

Tyedye's Story
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"Last season," Chris opens the show the same as it has always been, "Owen took home the 100 grand in an epic race, much to everyone's surprise. At La Playa De Losers, Owen gave up the money for a chance at some more- one million dollars! He, along with 13 other contestants, were in the water when the case was eaten by a shark." Chris laughs as a flashback is shown with the 14 people in the water, while the case is eaten. "Now, they've all been 'invited' back," Chris emphasizes the fact that they were forced to come back with air quotes, "for another season, this time with movie-related challenges! This! Is! Total! Drama! Action!" The theme song plays, and when it is over, Chris is standing in front of an abandoned movie lot.

"We know you all know the contestants, but we're going to introduce them to you again. Here's Owen!" Chris says as a bus pulls up. An ecstatic Owen jumps off, and the bus' weight is relieved. The bus pulls away, and Owen says,

"Dude, Chris, this is awesome! WOO HOO!"

"I'm glad you're happy, Owen, please, go stand over there," Chris motions behind himself, "and wait for the other contestants to arrive." As Chris finishes his sentence, another bus pulls up.

"And please welcome Gwen!" Chris motions to the door, and Gwen, obviously displeased, steps off the bus.

"I can't believe I got dragged into another season of this crap."

"Well, believe it, and go stand with Owen." Gwen walks behind Chris, and another bus arrives, Heather stepping off of this one.