Total Drama Neighborhood Anew

'''Morgan Freeman: While Chris is hosting the current contest, I will be taking over. We have relocated to a new neighborhood. We will now have cake to celebra- too nice? Aw........'''

Sign-Ups (CLOSED)
1. Kyle - The Nice Gentleman - TrentFan (New)

2. Henry - Twisted Mind - TrentFan (Vet)

3. Jacques - The "Sidekick" - TrentFan (New)  Vashyron - Carefree Playboy on Surface- TrentFan (New)

4. Desiree - The Def of B**** - Luckybrandon100 (Vet)

5. Drew - The Quiet Athlete - Luckybrandon100 (Vet)

6. Brooke - The Girly Girl - Luckybrandon100 (New)

6. Johnny - The Strategic Mind - XrosHearts (New)

7. Ren - The Clumsy Hero - XrosHeats (New)

8. Georgia - The Country Sweety - XrosHearts (New)

9. Nathan - The Blonde.Wise Father - LinsdayxJustin (New)

10. Lily - The Sweet Girl - LinsdayxJustin (Vet)

11. Lara - The Ex-Girlfriend - LinsdayxJustin (Vet)

12. Jamie - The Blonde Brute - No-P (New)

13. Lydia - The Technical Masster - No-P (Vet)

14. Tommy Dreamer- The Innovator of Hardcore- RR44 (New)

15. Kenneth- The Monster Hunter- RR44 (Vet)

16. Taco- The Absolutely Randome One- RR44 (Vet)

17. "The Drama" - The Stategist - No-P (New)

18. Aversa - Dark Flier - DRL (Vet)

19. Zephyr - Bored Guy - DRL (New)

20. Leanne - Sweet girl, Bored guy's best friend - DRL (New)

21. SpongeBob- The Cheese Head- Creaotr (New)

22. Patrick- The Dumb Starfish- Creator (New)

23. Squidward- The Mean, Green Squid, Creaotr (New)

Debuters (Ask me in a PM in Chat or on my Talk Page if you haven't already signed up and want to, max of 3 for now.)
1. Bruce - The Non-Henry Dark Knight - Phyneo (after first elimination, Vet)

2. Nissan - Miss I-Am-Best - MRace2010 (i didn't got the opportunity of joining this.....MEH I WANT TO D:) (new) (after first elimination)

3. Kansas - The  Quixotic and Delusional Wayward Son - ParaGoomba348 (after first elimination, new)

Pre-Chat
MF: Hello everyone.

Kyle: Hello Morgan Freeman, nice to meet you.

Lara: i'm back....FOR WIN !!

Nathan: Hello Guys ^-^

Kyle: Hello you two, glad to make your aquaintance.

Zephyr: *arrives with leanne* this better be worth my time.

Leanne: Dont worry, you'll like it, as long you dont go too early.

Dreamer: *With a litter of weapons, chairs, trashcans, kendo sticks, stop signs and even a shopping cart* WOOOOOOOOO!

Jamie: Oh my... shut up already!

Lydia: Hey, Nathan want to be in an alliance

The Drama: Hey guys! (CONF) The big bucks are mine!

Ren: Hi *trips*

Georgia: Hey Y'all

Kyle: Hello everyone who just came.

Nathan: Nice to meet you Kyle,Hi guys

Lara: How many stupid there are here *Laughs*

Taco: *on Charlie the Unicorn* YEE HAW!

Charlie: Oh god! Get off of me!......I swear to god you're more annoying than those blue and pink unicorns!

Taco: Oh be quiet Canny!

Jacques: Um, hi guys.

Lydia: Hey person, want to be in an alliance?

Jacques: Huh?

'''MF: Time for the teams. (DON'T POST)'''

The Dancing Deer: Kyle, Jacques, Brooke, Georgia, Lara, Kenneth, Zephyr, Leanne

The Fishing Flamingos: Henry (when he arrives), Drew, Ren, Lily (when she arrives), Taco, Aversa (when she arrives), SpongeBob, Jamie

The Plunging Ponies: Desiree, Johnny, Nathan, Lydia, Dreamer, The Drama, Patrick, Squidward

Deer Chat
Zephyr: *sigh* Well, this sucks. At least we're on the same team, Leanne.

Leanne: yeah, this way we can watch our backs!

Lara: aww this is moving....pfff...

Kyle: Hello everyone, I look forward to being in a team with you all.

Lara:.....-.-

Kyle: What?

Leanne: Hi Lara, I remember you when I saw last season. You did well.

Georgia: Hey teamys.

Kyle: Hey.

Jacques: Hi.

Lara: WHAT ?! are you Fuc***g me ?? I WAS 24TH !!!! THEY ELIMINATED ME !!! AHH !!!

Leanne: yes, but that was the Panthers, they saw you as the biggest threat on the Sharks.

Lara: ah..ahaha thanks *Smile at Leanne*

Georgia: Don't worry guys.

Lara: (CONF) it's a long time that someone did a compliment to me *Blushes* emm...yes Leanne is n-ni..ce...

Georgia: I hope we can be buddies.

Kyle: Well everyone, it's been lovely. It's a pleasure to have met you all.

Lara: ..........i don't think.....

Jamie: *walks over* *deep inhale* ..................................hey...

Leanne: *whispers to lara* So um, do you wanna make an alliance with me and my friend Zephyr?

Kyle: *to Jamie* Hey, from one of the other teams, I assume? I'm Kyle, nice to meet you.

Lara: *to leanne* sure ;)

Leanne: *To Lara* Great! Im sure Zephyr will be happy....you know, when he finds out I put him in an alliance ^-^ (XD)

Lara: *To Leanne* okay :) (CONF) i like this girl he is strategy !

Leanne: hey Zephyr guess what?

Zephyr: What?

leanne: I put us in an alliance with lara.

Zephyr: Leanne! Whyd you do that? You know I dont care for our team.

Leanne: So? We cant just rely on eachother you know. What if I leave first before merge? You'll be hopeless. Right now we need to buddy with someone with experience, and Lara is the only vet on the team.

Zephyr: *sighs* I guess you have a point.

Lara: *Walks to Leanne* so ? Zephyr want ?

Leanne: he agrees.

Flamingos Chat
Jamie: Okay everyone, don't talk to me, don't get you face pummeled.

Ren: Um Hey I'm Ren.

SpongeBob: Hi guys, I'm SpongeBob!

Aversa: *flies in on dark pegasus* Hmph, so this is the team Ive been assigned to? Well, I see some familiar faces.

Taco: Oooooooooh! Pretty unicorn! *gets on dark pegasus* CAN I RIDE HIM? PLEEEEEEEEEASE?

Aversa: NO! MY PEGA PONY PRINCESS- I mean........Just be careful with it >.>

Henry: *appears* Hey guys! Just got here from the last season. Taco: YAY! THANKS AVERSA! :D *goes off on a joyride with the dark pegasus*

Kenneth: *pops in* Well THAT was embrassing.

Aversa: *Sees henry* (CONF) Great, my target is back in this season, and is even on my team! This is just too easy!

Henry: What's up guys? Nya ha ha!

Aversa: *checks watch* Ok, times up! *uses hex which teleports Taco and her dark pegasus back* Hope you had fun! *Pushes Taco off and rides dark pegasus*

Lily: *Arrives from the Dark Neighborhood with many monyes* Hai guys, i won the previous SEASON ! YEAHH !!! Hey Aversa,Henry,Taco and Kenneth you are here !! i'm so happy to see you guys !! it will be a great season how the previous i hope....oh do you know me and Drew will ger married after this season *Smile*

Kenneth: *pops in again* That's wonderful!

Taco: You ARE?.......Oh thank god! *hugs Lily*

Lily: Yay ! *Hugs Taco*

Ponies Chat
Nathan: Good we are the ponies ^-^ i think we can be all firends and be a nice team :)

Lydia: Want to be in an alliance Nathan?

Nathan: yes but not an evil alliance !?

Johnny: Hey you two wanna be in an aliance?

Lydia: *to Nathan* Of course not *maniacal laugh* HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough* *cough*

Dreamer: *bangs himself on a kendo stick* WHOEVER THE H*** MADE US PONIES IS A IDIOT!

Lydia: That was Johnny.

Nathan: emm...okay cause i'm not evil i have a son that is watching ^-^ emm okay Johnny you aren't evil right ?

Lydia: He is. I've watched him.

Johnny: I'm not evil unless you are mean to me.

Nathan: ...emm....on TV i meant....yes i was talking with you ^-^

Lydia: *whispers to Nathan* He is EEEVVIILL!

Nathan: !!! Really !!?

Lydia: He's got to go!

Nathan: emm...Johnny...never mind *Smile*

Lydia: *points at Johnny doing something not evil that looks evil* Look at him!

Johnny: DO you believe the person with the evil laugh. And how has Lydia watched me before? Besides I'm just reading a book.

Lydia: An EVIL book! NATHANLOOKATHIM

Nathan: (CONF) Lydia think that i'm stupid....but she don't know that i have many experience in my life...i know who is Johnny and who is Lydia...

Lydia: *runs over to Johnny* *takes book* LOOK IT'S- eh, it's, it's A Series of Unfortunate Events, oh. Okay, well, Johnny isn't the target there is much more to accomplish, I can get you to the final 3!

Johnny: Its just a book. And wrong title its a book on oragami. Anyways what do you do for fun Nathan?

Lydia: Hey Johnny, want to be in an alliance.?

Nathan: my life isn't very funny, i work,and pass my time with my son and with my wife but i like drink bere with my friend for fun ^

Lydia: O_ o (CONF) How old is he? He isn't a teenager...

Nathan: oh Sorry now you are thinking that i'm an old man...no i'm 19 years old

Lydia: You drink beer and your only 19? The legal age is 21...

Natahn: *Coughs*......*Walks away*

Patrick: I'm Patrick!

Squidward: They know who you are, Patrick.

Dreamer: I'm Dreamer! Tommy Dreamer!

Episode 1 - Strings of Trust (later today)
'''Chris: I'M BACK BABY AND BETTER THAN EVER NOW THAT I KICKED RIN OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD! So we all gotta trust each other or not for dem ratings and stuff. SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO! We're gonna start with a pair challenge! Team with the most people who complete the challenge win! Anyways, the pairs will be posted as well as their chat, you will talk there for 20-30 minutes and junk. So yeah, see ya!'''

Leanne and Lara Chat
Leanne: Cool, Just you and me! I hope Zephyr doesnt kill whoever hes paired with.

Lara: Yeah Leanne ! but what we have to do ?

Leanne: IDK, I guess we wait for Chris to give us instructions or something.

Lara: Good so....we can know each other better right ? so...do you have a best friend ?

Leanne: yes, Zephyr is my best friend.

Lara: Zephyr is a boy ?

Leanne: Yeah.

Lara: Good *Smile* so do you have a boyfriend ?

Leanne: No.

Lara: umm...me too xD what do you like to do for fun or something else ?

'''Chris: YO SUCKAS, WELCOME DAW- Nah, I can't be a rapper..........anyways, FOR DA CHALLENGE, WE MUST TRUST- Hold on, phone call. Okay back. ANYWAYS, *Pushes Leanne off a cliff* LARA, YOU MUST RUN DOWN AND CATCH HER! (5 lines, Leanne can post as she's falling to help out) GOOD LUCK!'''

Lara: are you jk ? -.- i hate run ! but she is my firend so...*Runs*

Leanne: AAAAAAUGGGGGHHHHHHH

Lara: *Runs for saving Leanne*

Leanne: ...............still waiting.

Lara: *Runs for saving Leanne*

leanne: *still falling* aw

Lara: *Runs for saving Leanne* (4)

Leanne: EEEEKKKK! HURRY UP! >.<

Lara: *Cathes Leanne* Yay ! are you okay ?

Leanne: Im fine, thank you.

Chris: THE SECOND TEAM TO FINISH THE CHALLENGE!

Kyle and Georgia Chat
Kyle: Greetings, it's a pleasure to be teamed with you.

Georgia: Hey Kyle.

Kyle: Yeah, we can be basic with greetings........my brother has infected my way of wordings. Though I don't know wher- sorry to ramble on about that.

'''Chris: KYLE, GEORGIA, I'M RUNNING OUT OF STEREOTYPES SO *Pushes Georgia off a cliff* Why not go save her? (5 lines to catch her, Georgia can post something as she's falling)'''

Kyle: This is sort of cruel, don't you think? But fine.........Georgia, don't worry! I'll catch you! *runs to go catch Georgia* (1)

Georgia: Help!

Kyle: *running* Stay calm, everything will be alright! (2)

Georgia: I'm falling how can I stay clam!?!!?!?!?!?!

Kyle: *running* Because I'll catch you! Though, we did just meet a day ago, so I'll understand if you don't trust me and think you'll fall to your death, but I'll still assure you it won't happen. (3)

Georgia: Kyle!

Kyle: *running* Almost there........she's almost near the ground, I have to make this catch quick...........

*Georgia falls into Kyle's arms, it now takes 4 posts because this challenge had too many inactives*

Kyle: Got you! *lets Georgia down* You alright?

Zephyr and Brooke Chat
Zephyr: *sighs* Good luck to us both, dont slow me down, etc, etc.

'''Chris: YOU SUCKERS, IT IS LE TIME FOR LE- Nah, I can't be french either...........what a problem that is. Anyways *pushes Brooke off a cliff* GO SAVE HER ZEPHYR- or else you lose and will be without Leanne for like five years. >.> (5 lines to go catch her, Brooke can post her screaming to help out)'''

Zephyr: *Runs to save Brooke* Ugh...

Brooke: Help!

Zephyr: What do you think Im doing? >.> *runs to save Brooke*

Brooke: A little faster please...

Zephyr: Shut up and wait! >.> *runs to save Brooke*

Brooke: Then I'm not talking to you!

Zephyr: *Sighs, runs to save Brooke*

Brooke: *mimicing Zephyr* My name is Zephyr. Na na na na na!

Zephyr: *catches Brooke* THERE! HAPPY! *drops her and walks away*

Brooke: YES! I AM!

Jacques and Kenneth Chat
Jacques: Erm, hey Kenne-

'''Chris: *pushes Jacques off a cliff* HEY SUCKERS- Yeah this is getting boring, save him Kenneth. >.> (5 lines to catch Jacques, he can help out as he's falling by screaming)'''

Jacques: *falling* ZUTS ALORS!

Kenneth: *catching Jacques* (1)

Jacques: ......Help, please!

Kenenth: *catching Jadques* (2)

Jacques: *still falling, now used to it*

Kenneth: *catching Jacques* (3)

Jacques: *falling*

Kenneth: *sets up a net at the end of the cliff* (4)

*Jacques falls onto the net, which then sends him flying into Kenneth's arms, since you guys got 4 posts*

Jacques: Is it over.....?

Henry and Aversa Chat
Henry: Hey! What's up?

Aversa: Not much. (CONF) Might as well use him for the challenge, then kill him when we're done.

Henry: That's cool, I hope this challenge involves swimming in blood..............getting blood...........blood's all I really gotta say, nya ha ha!

Aversa: You have an interesting way of amusing people...

Henry: Thanks! Even if it was an insult, fine by me! Nya ha ha!

'''Chris: *cuts off Aversa's Dark Pegasus' wings* It'll grow back eventually, ANYWAYS *Pushes Aversa off a cliff* HENRY GO SAVE HER! THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN AGES! AGE-'''

Henry: Are you old-

'''Chris: Shut up. >.> (5 lines to catch her, Aversa can scream and help out by doing that to make it quicker)'''

Henry: *runs to catch Aversa* I wonder if there are spikes that will activate if I fail...........blood.........nya ha ha!

Aversa: Well this sucks.

Henry: *running to catch Aversa* ............Dang speed, I need a speedwing later, nya ha ha! (bad speed in-game reference)

Aversa: *Waiting, falling*

Henry: Oh wait, I have a horse. *rides horse to Aversa, barely quicker* Oh right, its leg got stabbed..........I'M COMING AVERSA, DON'T THINK ABOUT A BLOODY DEATH, YET- though if it did happe- nevermind, nya ha ha!

Aversa: Ugh.....

Henry: *riding horse* Almost there!

Aversa: HURRY UP ALREADY!

Henry: *finds speedwing and rides super fast* YAY! *hits wall* Ow. *dizzily gets off the horse and catches Aversa* Gotcha, nya ha ha! Now excuse me while I go count some stars. *disappears*

Chris: YOU TWO ARE THE FIRST TO FINISH, GOOD JOB!

Aversa: Thank you for saving me, I'll let you live for the rest of the evening.

Lily and Taco Chat
Lily: Yess !! TACO !! *-*

Taco: HAI! <3

Lily: *Hugs Taco*

Taco: *hugs Lily*

'''Chris: *pushes Lily off a cliff* TACO, GO SAVE HER FOR DEM HUGS! (5 lines to catch her, Lily can help out by screaming so things get done quicker)'''

Lily: emm...Taco ? HURRY UP !!

Taco: *cathcing Lily* (1)

Lily: TAco !!

Taco: I'M COMING! *catchnig Lily* (2)

Lily: *Cries*...i'm afriad to die !

Taco: *catches Lily thanks to her legs* (3)

Lily: Taco you grabs my leg !

Taco: Wait for it..........*gets some arms and catches Lily* Here we go! (4)

Lily: YAY ! c'mon Taco !

Taco: *puts Lily back to safety* (5) SOURCREAM!

Lily: *Hugs Taco* Finally ! thanks Dear *Kisses Taco on the cheek*

Taco: You're welcome! :3

Chris: THIRD TEAM TO FINISH!

SpongeBob and Ren Chat
SpongeBob: Hi, Ren! I'm SpongeBob! I hope we can be great friends! :D

Ren: Um, sure.

'''Chris: *pushes SpongeBob off a cliff* Save him, Clumsy Smurf. >.> (5 lines to catch him, SB can help out by screaming)'''

Ren: *runs*

SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ren misses by tripping and SpongeBob falls to the ground on his face*

Drew and Jamie Chat
Jamie: .....Hi

Drew: Hey!

Jamie: ....Hi, what's up?

'''Chris: *pushes Jamie off a cliff* DREW, BE A MAN! (5 lines to go catch her, Jamie can help by screaming or something to make things quicker)'''

Jamie: *while falling* .....meh....

Drew: *catches Jamie* (1)

Jamie: Thanks....

(the poster has to post 5 times, the faller just lets the poster post again.)

Drew: *catches Jamie*

Jamie: ...

Drew: *catches Jamie* (3)

Jamie: ...

Drew: *catches* (4)

Jamie: ...

*Jamie falls onto Drew's arms because you guys got 4 posts*

Lydia and Johnny Chat
Lydia: Hi Johnny.

Johnny: Hi Lydia.

Lydia: How is your day?

'''Chris: *pushes Lydia off a cliff* ............**** this, figure out what to do. >.> (5 lines to catch Lydia who can help by screaming)'''

Lydia: I HATE YOU CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

Johnny: *runs* I'm coming!

Lydia: THAAAAANKS!

Johnny: *runs*

Lydia: Hurry!

*Lydia falls onto the ground on her face because Johnny missed*

Dreamer and Squidward Chat
Dreamer: *bangs himself on the chair 2 times* That's ECW talk for Hey!

Squidward: Uh...Hi. I'm Squidward. Nice to meet you!

'''Chris: *pushes Dreamer off a cliff* SQUIDWARD, DO BE A HERO! (5 lines to catch Dreamer, Dreamer can help by screaming)'''

Dreamer: IIIIIIIIII DON'T BELIEVE IN LIFE ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Squidward: *Tries to help him* (1)

(Don't double post please)

Dreamer: *bangs himself on the chair*

*Squidward misses and Dreamer falls onto the ground on his face*

Nathan and Patrick Chat
Nathan Hey Patrick i'm with you good thing i hope ^-^

Patrick: I like burritos...

Nathan: ahah xD good

Patrick: Do you like burritos?

Nathan: em no thanks i prefer don't eat burritos

'''Chris: *pushes Patrick off a cliff* ...................Figure out what to do on your own *****. *runs away* (5 lines to save Patrick, Patrick can help by screaming)'''

Nathan: i can not save him ? i'm joking xD *tries to save Patrick*

Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: oh Patrcik ?! *Tries to save Patrick*

*Nathan misses and Patrick falls to the ground on his face*

Nathan: are you ok patrick ?

Desiree and The Drama Chat
The Drama: Hey!

Desiree: What's up?

The Drama: Nothin' much.

'''Chris: *pushes The Drama off a cliff* DESIREE- Nah, you won't do it. (5 lines to go catch the Drama, Drama can help by screaming)'''

The Drama: AAAAAH! *pulls out makeup* Okay, not to much blush, take two. *puts makeup away* AAAAAAAH!

Desiree: *catches Drama* (1)

The Drama: Thanks!

(The screamer doesn't count, it's just to let the poser post again.)

Desiree: *catches* (2)

The Drama: :D

Desiree: *catches* (3)

The Drama: :D

Desiree: *catches* (4)

The Drama: :D

*Drama falls onto Desiree's arms because you guys got 4 posts*

Results
Chris: Only:

Leanne & Lara

Zephyr & Brooke

Kyle & Georgia

Jacques & Kenneth

Henry & Aversa

Lily & Taco

and

Desiree & The Drama

'''finished the challenge! That's 4 points Deer, 3 points Flamingos, and............1 point Ponies, so PONIES ONE OF YOU WILL BE GOIN' HOME, HOMEBOY- WHY AM I STILL DOING THESE IMPRESSIONS? >.>'''

Elimination Ceremony - Ponies
'''Chris: Okay only NATHAN has voted. That's very sad.........so, people from other teams can vote for the next 10 minutes.........SO HURRY AND VOTE THREATS OR INACTIVES GUYS >.>......Nathan's immune for voting. :D'''

'''Chris: ONLY NATHAN, DESIREE, AND PATRICK GOT VOTES AGAINST THEM! Nathan's immune though, so he's safe. Desiree........in an ALMOST SHUT-OUT CEREMONY........you have been E-L-I-MINATED!'''

Deer Chat
Leanne: Oh, we won, cool!

Zephyr: (CONF) Brooke was a pain in the a**....

'''Chris: *announces the sneak peek on speaker* SO NOW WE'LL SPLIT YOU UP INTO THE TRIOS! Also, welcome........................KANSAS TO THE TEAM! *Closes chat*'''

Kyle, Georgia, & Zephyr Chat
Zephyr: Aw damn it!

Kyle: You alright?

Zephyr: Ugh, Im fine. Just stay away from me until the challenge starts, got it?

Kyle: You're obviously not........you seem way too hostile to be fine. Did something happen?

Zephyr: What? No. GO AWAY! GEEZUS!

Kyle: ....................Fascinat- I'm turning into my brother...............yeah, I'll leave you be while I go erase his words from my vocabulary real quick. Do you happen to know a Lione- oh whoops, stupid question..........I'll leave you be before I do anything I reveal too much..........farewell, Zephyr. *disappears*

Zephyr: *shooting bullets through the ceiling for no apparant reason*

*Suddenly a black and green flash appears through the sky*

'''Chris: YUP, YOU'VE BEEN DIGITALIZED TO FIGHT DEM BATTLES! I know it's sorta unfair since Zephyr has some experience and Kyle has a secret sword I shouldn't have told you about- OH WELL- but yeah. Anyways there are boss fights. So yup................Zephyr's boss is up first: CARDINAL ROWEN, y'know that guy who almost killed Leanne back in that thing with that orb and thin- I'll shut up.'''

Rowen: *grabs gun and begins to aim for Zephyr*

(Battle System for Non-Final Boss Battles:

10 HP for the boss

5 HP for Zephyr

'''Supports which will be Kyle and Georgia for now, can block attacks for you in exchange for not attack but they have no health. They can NOW attack whenever since the challenge would die without it and they block on their own.'''

'''The two supports can now team up and do a special worth 9 damage if they get a good coin flip but the last blow must be for the character who's boss it is. Also the monster will then do 3 damage the next attack. Go to chat to tell me heads or tails and PM me if you want to try.'''

Criticals in a 1 out of 20 chance will be accounted for and do 5 damage, boss can crit too but for 3.)

Zephyr: DIE YOU FAT B******! >.> *shoots Rowan with shotgun*

Rowen: *shoots at Zephyr's arm*

Zephyr: Um, RUDE! KYLE GET OFF YOUR LAZY A** AND FIGHT!

Kyle: On it, have to find a weak point! *dashes quickly at Rowen, throws him into the air and repeatedly slices at him making a wind cyclone, shooting him into a wall* Swift blows were always a favorite of mine. Good luck Zephyr. *jumps back*

'''Rowen: God dang his speed. >.> *shoots bazooka at Zephyr*'''

Zephyr: *shoots Rowen back into the wall with shotgun*

Rowen: *shoots rifle at Zephyr*

Kyle: *pushes Zephyr out of the way as a block* Please be more careful. *Jumps back*

Zephyr: Yeah, thanks.....whatever *shoots Rowen*

'''Rowen: WHY WON'T MY GUN AIM FOR THAT OTHER GUY SO THIS BATTLE'S EASIER? >.> WHATEVER! *throws grenade at Zephyr's face, which explodes*'''

Zephyr: *Hurt, but face is still adorable* MY FACE IS TOO CUTE TO BE BLOWN UP! >.> *shoots Rowen*

Rowen: *stabs Zephyr with pocket knife*

Zephyr: KYLE! NOW! >.> *Shoots Rowen*

Kyle: On it! *dashes at Rowen so fast, he cuts right through him, splitting him into two only for Rowen to regenerate due to being in a virtual world but has him lose an arm* Blast. Well my work's done for now. *jumps back*

Rowen: *stabs Zephyr*

Kyle: *blocks* Zephyr, stay careful, you're almost out of this. *jumps back not being able to be called on this turn*

Zephyr: yeah, ok, you dont have to say something witty every time you block >.> (XD) *Shoots Rowen*

Rowen: *about to slit Zephyr's head off*

Kyle: *blocks* Zephyr, now's your chance! *runs back quickly*

Zephyr: I KNOW! SHUT UP! >.> *Throws grenade at Rowen*

Rowen: *dodges some random rock thinking it's a grenade* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- TROLOLOLOLO- *Hit by grenade, it explodes, he dies* NOOOOOOO

*real life*'

Chris: Nice work Zephyr, you also did good Kyle- DO SOMETHING GEORGIA >.>, GOD DANG IT- Okay so take a small break.

'''Chris: OKAY BACK TO THE VIRTUAL WORLD, TIME FOR GEORGIA'S BOSS.............A BULL WHO RAN OVER HER COUSIN AND PUT HIM IN A COMA! FIGHT!'''

Kyle: Don't forget to call on Zephyr and me later. We'll help the best we can.

Zephyr: You should just let me take on all of them.

Bull: *charges and bonks Georgia in the head with horns*

*SUPPORT SPECIAL ACTIVATED BY DAREALLEON*

Kyle: *dashes sonic speed at bull and kicks him into the air* I must find a weak point......*kicks and continously slashes Bull in the air, creating a tornado, then stabs the bull with a dagger and sends tornado towards Zephyr which dies down and leaves the bull falling from the air* ZEPHYR! DON'T MISS THIS SHOT!*falls down on feet gracefully*

Zephyr: *doesnt miss the shot*

Bull: *falls injured with only 1 HP left*

Kyle: Georgia, it's up to you! *jumps back*

Bull: *weakly charges at Georgia but manages to stab her with his horns on her arm for 3 damage leaving her to 1 HP*

Georgia: No! *Charges at bull with a knife*

Bull: *dies*

Kyle: Nicely done, Georgia.

'''Chris: Well, good job guys, you guys are almost the second team done. ALMOST. *Lionel comes in, in real life*'''

'''Lionel: *blasts Chris out* KYLE! JOIN ME!'''

Kyle: I beg your pardon?

'''Lionel: THIS ORB HAS GIVEN ME POWERS! POWERS UPON DESTRUCTION! JOIN ME NOW, BROTHER!'''

Kyle: I'm not sure, I want destruction......

Lionel: DO IT NOW B**** *Blasts beams at Zephyr and Georgia, stunning them*

Kyle: That is not my brother! He'd only hurt them for science! En garde.

Chris: *heals Zephyr and Georgia*

(FINAL BOSS:

Lionel has 15 HP

Kyle has 9 HP

that's all that's changed

Oh and random battle theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFuP4XreBuE)

Kyle: *slashes Lionel*

*SUPPORT SPECIAL - Zephyr and Georgia*

Zephyr: Dont dissapoint me! *Shoots Lionel numerous times in the.....yeah.....then kicks him into the air* NOW GO! >.>

Georgia: *Kicks Lionel back to the ground* Yay!

'''Lionel: Ugh.........brother............JOIN ME! *Punches Kyle*''' (Remember, while you can't attack, you can still block attacks from reaching Kyle)

Kyle: *slashes at Lionel, kicks him up into the air, and sword uppercuts him until he falls*

Lionel: I HAVE BECOME BETTER KYLE, I CAN WITHSTAND MORE!

Kyle: I'll still find a way! I won't fail now.

Current HP:

Lionel - 5 HP, Kyle - 5 HP

Kyle: *slices at Lionel*

Lionel: *charges for Kyle to punch him in the.......yeah*

Georgia: *blocks and defends Kyle*

Kyle: You have my thanks, Georgia. *kicks Lionel into a wall and stabs him*

Lionel: *swift jabs Kyle*

CURRENT HP:

Kyle - 4 (if Georgia or Zephyr block again it'll be 5) HP

Lionel - 3 HP

Zephyr: *Blocks hit* FIGHT BETTER! IF YOU DONT, I'LL GIVE YOU A ROUGH SPANKING! >.>

Kyle: Alright, fine. *charges at Lionel then goes sonic speed, going right through him, cutting of his arm*

'''Lionel: SCIENCE WILL FINE A CURE, KYLE! IT WON'T FIND A CURE FOR NO LOYALTY! *Uses orbs powers to shoot dark spears at Kyle*'''

Zephyr:........Thats not much better >.> *throws grenade at Lionel*

'''Lionel: LOOKS LIKE VICTORY MIGHT BE IN MY REACH IF YOU DON'T TRY HARDER, BROTHER! BONDS WITH THESE WEAKLINGS OR THE OLD ME AREN'T APPRECIATED HERE! THEY'LL BE THE END OF YOU!'''

Kyle: *kicks Lionel up, dashes up, slashes Lionel multiple times, then throws him to a wall* That is not the final blow! *dashes before Lionel hits the wall* Brother, I understand the meaning of our bonds now............and if you don't........I'm afraid I have no choice. *grabs a custom sword* May the power of this sword assist me with such a loathsome task........*stabs Lionel's gut, then kicks him onto the ground*

'''Lionel: KYLE, THIS ISN'T OVER...........*Coughing* Ugh.............it's too late for you three now. I will come back with the orb's powers ready to murder you all............*disappears*'''

Kyle: ..........

'''Chris: YOU GUYS WIN A POINT FOR YOUR TEAM! Congrats Kyle, Zephyr, and Georgia!'''

Kyle: .........Thanks.

Leanne, Lara, & Kansas Chat
Leanne: Hi Lara, Hi new person! (CONF) Oh geez, I hope Zephyr does alright with the others in his trio......Oh god........what if he kills them all? I knew we shouldnt have brought a suitcase full of shotguns, handguns, and grenades!

Lara: Hai Leanne ^-^ *Galres the new person*...>.>

Leanne: So....Your Kansas right? Im Leanne ^-^

*Black and green flash appears*

'''Chris: Virtual World. Boss fights. First boss is Leanne's some researcher named Sullivan............look at Kyle, Georgia, and Zephyr's chat for the battle system and blah.'''

Leanne: Aw poo. *Shoots Sullivan with handgun*

Sullivan: *throws rock at Leanne*

Leanne: RUDE! *throws grenade at Sullivan*

'''Sullivan: ME AND MY ROCKS WILL RULE THE WORLD! *Throws two pebbles into Leanne's eyes*'''

Leanne: Gosh your lame. *Shoots Sullivan*

'''Sullivan: YOU MAY SAY LAME, BUT I'LL BE LAUGHING WHEN I WIN! *Throws boulder at Leanne*'''

Leanne: No.....You'll still be lame. *shoots Sullivan*

'''Sullivan: ........I know. *cries and throws rock at Leanne's head*'''

Leanne: Ok, that hurt. *Shoots Sullivan*

Sullivan: *throws pebble at Leanne, "killing her"*

-GAME OVER-

'''Chris: You guys lost..........to a pebble. You can chat here but you get no chance at redemption and just..........failed. Don't talk to me. You guys suck. YOU FAILED ME. >.> *runs away*'''

Jacques  Owain, Kenneth, & Brooke Chat
Jacques: *coughing* I knew I shouldn't have eaten Henry's sandwi- *dies*

Chris: OH COME ON, STOP DYING ON THE NEIGHBORHOOD PEOPLE >.>.........luckily, we have the perfect replacement for him............MEET OWAIN!

Owain: SWORD HAND, TWITCHES! Hello people and the host who's wicked beyond despai-

'''Chris: Another freak show, just great. *turns Owain into a Sage* Have fun. *leaves*'''

Owain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Black and green flash*

'''Chris: We be in a virtual world. Boss battles. First boss is Kenneth's..................A GIANT MONSTER WHO ATE HIS MOM AT A YOUNG AGE! Look at Kyle, Georgia, and Zephyr's chat for the battle system.'''

Kenneth: *slays the monster*

Owain: Remember to call on me and Brooke, when you'll be needing help. You're looking good though, DESPAIR FACE THIS MAN'S MIGHT!

Monster: *spits Kenneth's dead mom out at Kenneth's face*

Kenneth: *kicks Monster* I'LL AVENGE YOU MA!

Monster: *throws Kenneth's dead mom's head at Kenneth's face*

Kenneth: *slays Monster so hard*

Monster: *mimics Kenneth's mom screaming and then chomps at Kenneth's legs*

Owain: *blocks* Stay down! Best be ready evildoer monster! *runs back*

Kenneth: AGH! YOU ASKED FOR IT! *Stabs monster*

Monster: *kicks Kenneth*

Kenneth: Uh, Owain? A little help here?

Owain: Very well! *grabs tome book and uses Micaiah's Pyre on Monster* I wish my sword hand was still active........*runs back*

'''Monster: GRAAAAH! *Confused*'''

Kenneth: Well, I do know a little hex magic so maybe if we win, I'll give your sword hands back. *slays Monster*

Owain: Alright! Call on me again when you need some assistance, friend!

Monster: *eats Kenneth*

-GAME OVER-

Flamingos Chat
'''Chris: *announces sneak peek on speaker* ANYWAYS, WELCOME BRUCE TO THE TEAM! *Closes chat*'''

Henry, Aversa, & Lily Chat
Aversa: ......henry, why havent you died yet? I know I put the poison in your sandwhich........who else could have eaten it?

Henry: Oh Jacques stole it, I think, nya ha ha! Hey could you please kill me in a bloody way instead or try to? .........No ouchies if possible, please.

Aversa: Wait what?........s*** >.>

Henry: Oh well! Nya ha ha! If you want I can give you some suggestions for my death?

Aversa:Um.....ok.

Henry: *one long list, providing awesome, bloody, but not too painful deaths* Like my ideas? Nya ha ha!

Aversa: O_O ok.......I'll keep you alive until we finish our fights, cuz you can be useful...........sometimes....

Henry: Yay! Nya ha ha! Oh but be very careful with your spells because I can accidentally fling them back and kill you. Just a warning. Nya ha ha!

Aversa: I'll try. (CONF)..........WTF

Henry: Okay, good! Nya ha ha!

'''Chris: Boss battle. Yeah. *black and green flash* First up is Lily's...............her secret fat stalker. See battle system at Kyle, Georgia, and Zephyr's chat.'''

SFS: I LOVE YOU LILY *Burps*

Lily: ahh !!!! god !!!! *Shoots SFS* F**k you !!! I'M TOO NICE FOR YOU !!

SFS: BUT I JUST WANNA BE FRIE- *Throws up on Lily's shoes then falls on ehr*

Lily: AHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha !!! oh my god !!!!!!!!!!!.......HOW YOU DARE ?!!! I'M LILY THE MOST NICE GIRL OF THE WORLD !!!!!! *Shoots SFS with Bazooka*

SFS: *Dagger falls out of pocket accidentally and stabs Lily in the heart*

-GAME OVER-

Taco, Ren, & SpongeBob Chat
*Black and green flash appears*

'''Chris: Boss battles. Ren's boss...............Evil Ren Clone. See Kyle, Georgia, and Zephyr's chat for the battle system.'''

Ren: *punches Evil Ren*

Evil Ren: *pushes Ren off a cliff*

-GAME OVER-

Drew, Jamie, & Bruce Chat
'''Chris: Just received intel telling me Jamie and Bruce will be gone, so they're excused. DREW, IT'S UP TO YOU! TO SOLO..........................THAT GUY WHO STOLE DESIREE FROM YOU THAT ONE TIME!'''

(DIfferent Battle System:

TGWSDFYTOT - 10 HP

Drew - 8 HP

Drew has a more likely chance of criticals, no supports.

Criticals do less damage.)

Drew: *attacks monster*

TGWSDFYTOT: DON'T CALL ME A MONSTAH MAN, I'M JUST HOTTAH DAN YOU >:( *Punches Drew in the face*

Drew: *finds a critical* (You didn't get one, I call them out when they happen, so it's still one damage)

TG: *Kicks Drew in the........yeah*

Drew: *runs into him*

TG: *Kicks Drew's guts then drowns him*

-GAME OVER-

Ponies Chat
Chris: THIS CHAT IS CLOSED, WE'LL POST THE TRIOS IN A BIT!

Desiree, Drama, and Patrick Chat
'''Chris: Drama and Patrick, you guys will be a duo, SO YA- nah, you'll fail. Anyways Drama is excused so PATRICK SOLO EVERYTHING AND FIGHT....................PLANKTON!'''

(Look at Drew's Chat for YOUR Battle System)

'''Plankton. Boo. *has Karen fling Patrick into jellyfish*'''

-GAME OVER-

Johnny, Nathan, and Squidward Chat
*Black and green flash*

'''Chris: First up is Nathan's boss...............his teacher. :O- WHO MADE THAT EMOTE? >.>'''

(See Kyle, Georgia, and Zephyr's chat for the battle system)

Nathan: O.O ! oh god.....em..okay....keep calm....*Faints*

Chris: ...........So does he lose?

Nathan: *Wakes up* aww.....okay,*Shoots His Teacher*

Teacher: YOU ALWAYS WERE A BRAT NATHAN *Throws homework at Nathan*

Nathan: D: !!.....HEY ! Bridle your toungue !! maybe you don't know but now i have a work i don't need your stupid homework !! *Shoots Teacher*

Johnny: *helps Nathan Attack*

Natahn: *Shoots his Teacher*

Teacher: *drowns Nathan with homework*

-GAME OVER-

Lydia, Dreamer, and Nissan (debuter) Chat
Chris: Lydia is excused, oh and Nissan's your debuter, yay.

*green and black flash*

'''Chris: Boss fights. Dreamer's boss. John Cena. Battle system at Kyle, Zephyr, and Georgia's chat.'''

Nissan: Oh my gosh you're doo- GO DREAMER!

Tommy Dreamer: This should be easy. *chair shots John Cena*

John Cena: *body slams Dreamer* THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD WIN IS IF YOU CALLED YOUR FRIENDS FOR HELP LATER!

Tommy Dreamer: Yeah, About that. *The Sandman and Sabu show up.......well, almost*

John Cena: *begins to choke Dreamer*

Dreamer: *breaks free and powerslams John Cena*

John Cena: *grabs gun and shoots Dreamer* WHO CARES ABOUT WRESTLING ANYMORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Dreamer: Uhhhh, Just about EVERYONE. Well, Everyone except TNA, They're going bankrupt soon. *grabs a knife and stabs Cena with it* A little help here Nissan?

Nissan: Um sorry got lazy. GO DREAMER!

Dreamer: Allright. *kicks Cena multiple times*

Nissan: K-I-C-K-H-I-M!

John Cena: *slaps Dreamer*

Dreamer: *has enough of Cena and goes on a rampage, doing his own of a SuperCena Comeback*

Nissan: *throws a Ferrari F10 at Cena*

'''John Cena: I'LL GET YOU! *About to charge at Dreamer*'''

Nissan: *throws a Fiat 500 at Cena* Die already z.z

Dreamer: *trips Cena and does an STF on him*

Cena: *about to KO Dreamer with a punch and WILL if no one blocks*

Nissan: *blocks Cena with a truck, LOLYEAH!*

Dreamer: Nice! *Dreamer finishes him off with a Dreamer DDT*

John Cena: (Works for me I guess.) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *Fades away*

Nissan: WE DEFEATED YOUR A**. Now i don't have to worry about a name that reminds me a car brand....-_-

'''Chris: Language. >.> Anyways, since Lydia's excused and Nissan's a debuter and doesn't have a boss, YOU GUYS WIN A POINT FOR YOUR TEAM :D'''

Dreamer: NOW THIS! IS! WRESTLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! (CONF) But still TNA's REALLY going bankrupt this year. You can bet on it.

Episode 2 - Trio of Bosses
'''Chris: So only Kyle, Georgia, Zephyr, Nissan, and Dreamer finished the challenge within two days? At least one boss? It's sad................Kyle, Georgia, Zephyr, you give your team immunity. Nissan, Dreamer, you give your team immunity. Which means, Flamingos get to vote someone off.'''

Elimination Ceremony 2 - The Flamingos
'''Chris: Bruce and Jamie are excused but can also not vote. VOTE!'''

'''Chris: Majority have voted for one of you, so voting has ended. Everyone's safe BUT...............ONE! THE LOSER IS............................*Everyone looks nervously at each other*............SPONGEBOB! Sorry spongy buddy, your time is up.'''

Deer Chat
Leanne: So Zephyr, hows your fight go?

Zephyr: I won, with little help from the others >.> (XD) how was yours?

Leanne: I got killed by a pebble ^-^

Zephyr: *teary eyed* Im so proud of you (CONF) WT*Shot*

Kyle: *sitting on a tree stump, thinking*

Owain: *passing by Kyle* DOWN SWORD HAND.........I miss my sword hand. *cries* OH- CIVILIAN! Sorry you had to see that. I AM OWAIN DARK SON OF- nah, that's too long an intro. I'm your new teammate, Jacques died. Nice to meet you civilian, but NOW I AM OFF! *Jumps, thinking he can fly* HIY- Oh wait. *hits a tree and falls*

Leanne: *Sees owain* OMG, this man is insane! We must put him out of his misery! Quik, Zephyr FILL HIM WITH LEAD!!!!

Owain: Woah there, civilian. Before you do anything you might regret.........if it means to save my life, I'll say I'm just acting and act this way to scare off foes. I'm not really insane.

Leanne: HES GOING TO GREAT LENTGH TO HIDE HIS INSANITY!!! *Throws a grenade at Owain*

Kyle: *sees Leanne and Owain* Woah! What are you guys doing? This isn't safe.......

Zephyr: *Not really paying attention* leanne, stop doing whatever the f*** it is your doing.

Owain: THANK YOU TEAMMA- Actually, I'll talk normally around her and keep my distance........*backs up*

Kyle: ..........*Sees grenade explode* ..............I won't ask. I'm sure the reason was well.

Leanne: Ok, I got that out of my system.

Owain: *still backing away*

Kyle: Is it really necessary to avoid Leanne because she threw a grenade at yo- that sounded better in my head.....

Owain: For now, civilian FOR THE BLOOD OF HEROES MUST LIVE ON, IN MY BLOOD! I AM THE SCION OF LEGEND!

Zephyr:......Are you high or something?

Owain: Did no one listen to what I said to Leanne? >.>

Zephyr and leanne: No ^-^

Owain: >.>

Kyle: Erm, if it makes you feel any better...........I got nothing. Sorry.

Leanne: Its ok insane person, I think your cool no matter how you are! *hugs*

Kenneth: I'll help you out. *gives Owain back his sword hands by using hex magic* There you go, You've got sword hands again!

Owain: Thank you Kenneth! I'll prove to you guys I'm not insane! (CONF) But my sword hand twitches. D:

Kenneth: You're very welcome Owain.

Kyle: Well............most of the team is here. So how is everyone?

Owain: Fine. Normal. Perfectly normal.

Lara: *Wakes up* ah.....Hey

Kyle: Hello Lara.

Owain: Hey Lara, I'm your new teammate! I'm normal! :D

Lara: ...no you aren't normal you disgust me...Hey Kyle ^-^

Kyle: Hey.

Owain: ..............Aw...............Why does no one think I'm normal? >.>

Lara: i hate new temmates <.<

leanne: Come on lara, lest try and get to know him.

Lara: Leanne !! How are my new best firend ? ...and never <.< i hate all new entries

Kansas: I AM THE WAYWARD SON! ALL OF YOU PALE IN COMPARISON TO MY WAYWARDNESS!

Owain: Can I be considered normal now? :D

Leanne: No, and I think your better off being insane.

Kansas: NO! YOU ARE NOT NORMAL! YOU ARE INFERIOR! INFERIOR!

Kyle: Hello Kansas, my name's Kyle. Glad to meet you.

Kansas: GLAD TO FIND OUT HOW WAYWARD YOU ARE! HERE CATCH! (Throws his stick at Kyle)

Nissan: *gets hit from the stick instead* Hey, watch out! I'm a normal dudette here! >:(

Kansas: NO! YOU ARE NOT NORMAL! BECAUSE YOU HAVE CAUGHT THE STICK OF WAYWARDNESS, YOU ARE NOW OUR LEADER! I shall follow you in every wayward way...

Nissan: I don't even know why I landed there but....ok. (CONF) Amazing. I was thinking about making a little alliance with a member of another team, and now here we got Kansas! I need to plan something now, .z.)

Ponies Chat
Nissan: *walks there from Deer Chat* FIRST TO PO- i mean we were safe guys, woohoo!

Dreamer: *bangs chair on Dreamer's own face* WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Episode 3 - Rescue
Chris: DON'T DO THIS MAN- DON'T LET THE MONSTERS LOOSE, I'LL GET SUED!

???: i HAVE NO CHOIC-

'''Chris: This would have been better for Dark Neighborhood but fine. Whatever. Just don't hurt me.'''

'''???: wHAT? Fine...........'''

Deer Challenge Chat
Monsters: *come through Deer Chat*

(Escape the monsters to win the first part of the challenge, 4 lines to escape. If the monster grabs you, you're out of the challenge. There's an active monster and an inactive monster who will grab people of those qualities respectively............in 2 lines, so escape. >.>)

'''Chris: *through announcer* Yeah, run............whatever. It's the challenge. Sure.'''

Zephyr: *Runs

Leanne: *Runs*

Kyle: *runs*

Owain: *taking a nap*

Active Monster: *chases Zephyr*

Inactive Monster: *chases Kansas*

Zephyr: Aw, come on guy! >.> *Runs*

Leanne: *runs*

Kyle: *runs*

Monster: *grabs Zephyr and makes him disappear*

Inactive Monster: *grabs Kansas and makes him disappear*

Leanne: ZEPHYR NOOOOOO *Runs*

Kyle: Dang. *runs*

Monster: *stalks Owain*

Inactive Monster: *chases Lara*

Lara: F*** you *Runs*

Kyle: *escapes*

Leanne: *Runs*

Monster: *grabs Owain and makes him disappear*

Inactive Monster: *chases Kenneth instead*

Leanne: *escapes*

Lara: *Runs*

Monster: *disappears, allowing Lara to escape*

Inactive Monster: *grabs Kenneth and makes him disappear, then disappears allowing Brooke and Georgia to escape*

Lara: *Runs*

Flamingo Challenge Chat
Monsters: *come through Flamingo Chat*

(read Deer Challenge chat)

Chris: Run, it's your challenge........blah.

Aversa:.....I guess using my dark pegasus wont count, will it? *runs*

Henry: *runs* YAY!

Active Monster: *chases Henry*

Inactive Monster: *chases Ren*

Aversa: *runs* DAMN THESE HIGH HEELS! >.>

Lily: What ?! *RUns*

Henry: *running* WEEEEE! In memory of Nowi- I don't know, just needed a reason to say her catchphrase. Nya ha ha!

Monster: *grabs Henry and makes him disappear*

Inactive Monster: *grabs Ren and makes him disappear*

Aversa: You guys suck >.> *Runs*

Monster: *chases Aversa*

Inactive Monster: *chases Drew*

Aversa: NO! STAHP! >.> *Runs*

Monster: *grabs Aversa for not escaping when she could have and makes her disappear*

Inactive Monster: *grabs Drew and makes him disappear*

Monsters: *disappear allowing Lily, Taco, and the excused Bruce and Jamie to escape*

Lily: YAY !! *Runs*

Pony Challenge Chat
Monsters: *come through Pony Chat*

(read Deer Challenge chat)

'''Chris: Run. Challenge. *takes a nap*'''

Dreamer: *throws kendo stick wrapped in barbed wire for the Monsters to play with.....and then tries to escape*

Inactive Monster: *chases Nissan*

Nathan: i hate monster :( *RUns*

Monster: *chases Dreamer*

Inactive Monster: *grabs Nissan and makes her disappear*

Dreamer: *runs* YALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Monster: *grabs Dreamer and makes him disappear*

Nathan: O.O ! *Runs*

Deer Escapees Chat (Kyle, Leanne, Lara, Brooke, Georgia)
Kyle: Phew.........that was close.........

Leanne: Oh god.....He's going to be ok....will he? Damn it, Vashyron will not be happy about this!

-MEANWHILE-

Vashyron: *taking a nap on some tree stump in the forest* (Ally later)

-BACK TO ESCAPEES-

Leanne: *Panicking*

Kyle: I doubt Chris would let anyone get hurt if it was a challenge.............right?

Leanne: HE LETS PEOPLE GET HURT FOR THE HELL OF IT! >.<

Kyle: .................Okay, so let's just not panic. We'll find all of our lost teammates soon.

Leanne: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! D:

Kyle: Keep calm, we'll all be fine.

'''Chris: *through announcer* Okay so you guys lost a couple of teammates, you'll have to split up and find them. There should be an ally in the forest who knows where at least one of your lost teammies is, so be on the look-out for him. Here are the locations you can look at (takes two combined lines to get to each area):'''

-The Forest

-Neighborhood Houses

-Lake

-Middle of the Creepy Woods

-Sesame Street

-Treetops

-My office

-Deer Neighborhood Area

-Dead Man's Pond

-Flamingo Neighborhood Area

-Pony Neighborhood Area

-The Giant Tree

-The Mess Hall

-The Cave

-Monster Arena

'''Chris: If you find someone, they'll automatically help, save for the ally. HURRY AND FIND YOUR TEAMMATES BEFORE THE OTHERS CATCH UP! But remember, split into groups. I'll leave group assigning to Leanne. Also beware of monsters.'''

Leanne: Oh, um, ok. Uhhhh Kyle you go with me to the forest. Lara and Georgia can go to the Lake, and Brooke, you go to Sesame Street. OK KYLE LETS MOVE! *Walks to forest*

Kyle: *walks to the forest and sees Vashyron* Who is that guy...........and why is he napping on a tree stump.........those are uncomfortable.

Vashyron: *sleeping*

Leanne: Huh, reminds me of that g** boy from last seaso-OMG ITS VASH!

'''Vashyron: *is awaken by the "OMG IT'S VASH!" scream* My ears........I was just dreaming of some fun stuff with a woman with hug- Wait Leanne? YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING..........I'M NOT DREAMING OF ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE AGAIN TO UPSET YOU LIKE LAST TIME............heh heh. Wait, where am I?'''

Kite, Blackrose, and Aura: *trollface*

Lara: *Walks to the Monster Arena*

Leanne: Um, your in the Bold textforest by TDNA, remember? me and Zephyr joined the show to win the money for more supplies and weapons for the squad.

'''Vashyron: I remembered that last part. I just don't know how I got here. Where's Zephyr? I thought I heard him around here by that Giant Tree.'''

Leanne: He's alive? NAGA BE PRAISED! Ok Kyle lets go! *Drags Kyle by the ear to the Great tree*

Kyle: I'm perfectly able to walk myself, you know.....*being dragged by ear*

*You find Zephyr tied up, his weapons have been taken away*

Zephyr: Oh, hi Leanne, thank god your here.....with HIM >.> *Intense music* so um, untie me please.

Leanne: Sure! *Unties Zephyr* Where are your weapons? Dont tell me you lost them, we're so low on stuff in general >.>

Zephyr: IDK, monsters must have stolen them. Those b*****

Kyle: Hmm..........I see. Anyways, let's head back to Vashyron..........maybe he has an idea on where more of our teammates are?

Leanne: Good idea. Lets go! *Drags Zephyr and Kyle by their ears back to the forest*

'''Vashyron: *randomly shooting a tree* Maybe I could get enough tree stumps to make a tree stump bed. Oh hey Leanne, Zephyr, other guy.'''

Kyle: Have you by chance heard anything else besides Zephyr's voice in the Giant Tree?

Vashyron: No. I still hear my dream though.........why did I have to be woken up?

Kyle: Alright, thanks Vashyron. So where to next?

Leanne: Lets go to the cave, caves are scary and full of monsters, theres gotta be a teammate there as hostage! Im so smart! ^-^

Zephyr: Yeah, ok. Lets go. *Walks to Cave*

Kyle: *follows*

'''*You find a monster ready to chase you. Run to the next spot quickly*'''

Leanne: I was kinda right.......*Runs to next spot*

Zephyr: *follows*

Kyle: *follows* Okay, so where are we?

leanne: The middle of the creepy woods, cuz why not?

*You find Owain...............on the ground, dead, with blood coming out of his mouth and a monster laughing*

Leanne: *screams* OMG! NOT THE INSANE GUY! HE WAS THE GREATEST INSANE PERSON I EVER KNEW!! >.<

Zephyr: We should bury him,but im lazy. *throws a grenade at Owain's dead body*

Kyle: That was disturbing and an odd method, but it works........how many teammates do we have left?

Zephyr: Hm, IDK, and dont care.

Leanne: Hmmm, I cant remember anyone else by name except for Kansas.

Kyle: I also remember Kenneth being captured. So just two left, I'm guessing?

Leanne: Yeah I think so. LETS GO TO SESAME STREET! *drags Zephyr and Kyle to Sesame Street*

Kyle: *being dragged by Leanne*

*You found nothing of importance*

Leanne: AW POO *Drags Zephyr and Kyle to the Treetops *

Kyle: *still being dragged by Leanne*

*You find Kansas screaming at a monkey in the treetops, tied up*

Zephyr: Ugh, *Grabs shotgun and shoots monkey until it dies* Ooops, wrong target *aims for Kansas*

Leanne: *Swats Zephyr's shotgun out of his hands* well, we found him, thats good.

Kyle: Just Kenneth left.

Kenneth: *walking his way to the exit* Eh, these monsters love me.

Monsters: *kidnap Kenneth again for saying "love"*

Kenneth: -_-. Allright then, I guess we got to do this the hard way then. *slays all the monsters and then runs off*

Monsters: *tie up Kenneth and hide him somewhere, DON'T TRY TO RUN AWAY THIS TIME >.>*

Leanne: I think I heard him *Drags Zephyr and Kyle to Chris's office*

Kyle: *being dragged*

*You found nothing of importance*

Leanne: ......Chris has nothing of importance? well thats a shock. *Drags Kyle and Zephyr to Dead Man's Pond*

Kyle: *still being dragged*

*You find Kenneth, slaying his way through monster, tied up, just kicking*

Kyle: *unties Kenneth* Alright, ther- and we're trapped.

Monsters: *begin to close in on Zephyr, Kyle, Leanne, and Kenneth*

Vashyron: *starts shooting monsters* I'm getting paid extra for this, right?

Zephyr: Your the one that pays us. Oh BTW, Im still expecting my pay day last month, and the 3 months before >.> *Shoots monsters*

leanne: This job never gets old! *Shoots monsters*

Kyle: I guess I'll be the only one who fights with a sword......*slices at monsters*

'''Vashyron: Dang it.......whatever. *shoots monsters, finishing them off* Wait, I gave you your pay day last month at least, I told Leanne to send it to you.'''

Zephyr: Wait what?

Leanne: I saw some eyeshadow I wanted and my pay day wasnt enough, so I uh...borrowed yours.

Zephyr: .......Whatever. *Continues to shoot*

'''Chris: Well done Leanne, Kyle, and Zephyr. YOU GUYS WIN! Anyways............they killed Owain so...........EVERYONE STOP DYING ON NEIGHBORHOOD PROPERTY **************************************************! I'm running out of suckers to join. >.>'''

Zephyr: There's Vash. I really need another familiar face around here BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE HERE SU-

Leanne: Ahem.

Zephyr: Except you.

Leanne: ^-^

Kenneth: *Sarcastic* Here's my solution, bring in Gina from TDV. We could create another Lara and have some fun. (CONF) Like i'd help Chris.

'''Chris: ............I'll take Vash. WELCOME TO THE DEER!'''

Vashyron: Wait wha- eh, I was getting bored anyways.

Leanne: YAY! Now our odds of getting the money for supplies and weapons are even higher than before.

Zephyr: I thought we were using it on a hot tu-

Leanne: Weapons. and. supplies.

Zephyr: ok.......

Kyle: Anyways, no one was hurt in the monster assault, right?

Leanne: Aside from owain dying, I think we're good.

Vashyron: Yeah.

Zephyr: wow, we finished way faster than the other teams O_O. Hopefully this means we are the Alpha team that always wins. Hey does anyone remember last season where that one team lost all its people? *laughs*

Leanne: Yeah. That was funny ^-^

Vashyron: Sounds like they were losers. Or just plain unlucky b******s.

Flamingo Escapees Chat (Taco, Lily, Jamie, Bruce)
-SOMEWHERE-

'''Ricken: Henry never returned my tomebook...........I guess I'll have to find it myself.............in these scary woods...........alone. (Ally Later)'''

-BACK TO THE ESCAPEES-

'''Chris: *through announcer* Okay so you guys lost a couple of teammates, you'll have to split up and find them. There should be an ally in the forest who knows where at least one of your lost teammies is, so be on the look-out for him. Here are the locations you can look at (2 lines combined to get to each area):'''

-The Forest

-Neighborhood Houses

-Lake

-Middle of the Creepy Woods

-Sesame Street

-Treetops

-My office

-Deer Neighborhood Area

-Dead Man's Pond

-Flamingo Neighborhood Area

-Pony Neighborhood Area

-The Giant Tree

-The Mess Hall

-The Cave

-Monster Arena

'''Chris: If you find someone, they'll automatically help, save for the ally. HURRY AND FIND YOUR TEAMMATES BEFORE THE OTHERS CATCH UP! But remember, split into groups..........well actually no. Bruce and Jamie are excused so Lily and Taco it's up to you. Also beware of monsters.'''

Taco: SESAME STREET! :D

'''Chris: That's a run righ- just hurry up and get there. Maybe you'll find someone......'''

Taco: YAYZ! C'MON LILY! LET'S GO KILL US SOME BIRD! *goes off to Sesame Street with Lila*

*You find Henry tied up, laughing at Elmo being killed by a monster*

Taco: *gasp* ELMO!......NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................Meh.

Henry: Nya ha ha! So can you untie me?

Taco: YEAH! *unties Henry* *sees Big Bird* HOLY SHARP TAILS AND A LOAD OF SARDINE! LOOK HOW BIG THAT YELLOW DUCK THINGY IS!

'''Henry has joined you. One teammate found.'''

Henry: .........*kills Big Bird with tomes* YAY! NYA HA HA! Anyways, where to next Taco?

Taco: THE ETERNAL LIGHT!.......THE ETERNAL LIGHT...OF THE KU KLUX KLAN!...............lol jk, TO DA TREEHOUSE YO!

Lily: *Walks to Lake*

Henry: *follows* OH WELL, NO TREEHOUSE APPARENTLY! Nya ha ha!

*You find nothing of importance to you*

Lily: umm...*walks to Office of chirs*

Henry: *follows* After this can we go to the forest?

*You find Ren, tied up*

Taco: Sidney? *sees Ren tied up* WHAT THE H**L?......What are you doing?!

Henry: Those monsters probably tied him up............OH WELL, *unties Ren* LET'S LOOK IN THE FOREST OR SOMETHING! NYA HA HA!

Taco: *goes to the Forest, singing* I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray! In Dixie Land we take our stand and.....................damn that's a racist song.

Henry: *arrives at forest with Taco and Lily* Nya ha ha!

'''Ricken: Henry! Could I have my tomebook back? *Henry hands him his tomebook* Thanks! Anyways, did you guys hear that dark pegasus screaming in the Pony Area? It's really loud.'''

Taco: OH NOEZ! CHARLIE! *runs to the pony area*

Henry: *follows*

*You find Aversa about to be killed by the monsters and her dark pegasus screaming in agony*

Taco: Charlie? *gasp* WHAT THE F**K?! *tapped Monster's shoulder* What is this? What is this?, What the f**k is this? *slaps Monster around* What is this? What is you? What is you? Who ARE you?! *this confuses the monster*

Henry: Okay, EVERYONE RUN! You too Aversa! I WANT US ALL TO DIE MORE BLOODIER THAN THIS! NYA HA HA!

Taco: THESE MONSTERS ARE LIKE DEVILS AND THE GRAND MONSTER IS SATAN HIMSELF. (CONF) But luckily, I am Jesus.....Lily's god.

Henry: So where should we look for Drew, Taco?

Aversa: *Runs* Hey, wait! I wanna help too >.<

Henry: Okay! So seriously, where do we go?

Aversa: Perhaps we should try the mess hall?

Henry: Okay! *runs to Mess Hall*

Aversa: *walks to mess hall*

*You find nothing of importance to you*

Henry: Where now?

Aversa: Um....Treetops? *walks there*

Henry: *follows Aversa*

*You find Drew tied up, being flung with bananas by monkeys*

Aversa: Ugh, poor boy..... *Kills monkey with dark magic* Ooops, I hit the wrong one *hurls dark magic at Drew*

Henry: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU KILL PEOPLE! THIS IS! NYA HA HA!*Grabs sword and tomes and is about to recite a blood spell*

'''Chris: AVERSA, HENRY, STOP >.>.........you guys take second. Good job, I guess.'''

Elimination Ceremony 3 - Ponies
'''Chris: You don't deserve to vote as punishment for not getting past the FIRST PART! So the Deer are voting you out.'''

'''Chris: EVERYONE IS SAFE BUT................................SQUIDWARD! Sorry man but you're outta here!'''

Deer Chat (After Pony Elimination Ceremony)
leanne: Its a good thing we won! Zephyr, you wrent hurt badly by the monsters were you?

Zephyr: Nah, I should be fine. We've been through worse.

Vashyron: *making tree stump bed*

Leanne: Hey Vash, your making a bed out of tree stumps, cool ^-^. But wont that be uncomfortable?

Vashyron: Yeah. Oh well. The old bed of Owain's disappeared. So why not?

Leanne: Yeah, I guess.

Vashyron: ............*sees Owain's bed outside a random neighborhood home* Yeah. *shoots tree stumps and walks to Owain's old bed* Much better.

Leanne: Yay ^-^

Zephyr: So......how about them ponies?

leanne: .......They need improvement. Their performance is worse than me fighting without my makeup on.

Vashyron: *looking at bed* ..........He stabbed the pillow..........who stabs the pillow? Dang it Owain. Oh well, at least I still got my gun. I don't know how that makes up for it. It just does.

Zephyr: because guns give you a significant advantage in range and are down right awesomer? (XD)

Vashyron: Sure. But it doesn't help me sleep............eh. Still worth it. *puts gun away* Love that gun.

Zephyr and Leanne: YAY GUNS!......AND GRENADES, CUZ WHY NOT?

Vashyron: Precisely. What? It sounded fancy and it seemed like a good timing, so why not?

Zephyr: YA-wait what am I doing? O_o

Vashyron: Is Leanne rubbing off on you?

Zephyr: I hope not, I can only stand her for so long.

Leanne: Love you too.

Vashyron: Isn't bonding fun?

Zephyr: I think we bonded enough when we were falling to our deaths a year and a half ago

Vashyron: Oh well.

Leanne: *sighs* So, what do you think the next challenge will be?

Zephyr: Hopefull something that invloves me using my weapons.

Leanne: But your weapons were stolen.

Zephyr: LET ME DREAM! >.>

Vashyron: I want a weapon-involving challenge too. I like using my gun........

leanne: I admit I also enjoy using my handgun, even though its not ladylike...

Zephyr: Your not good at much else, and the lady-thing aint for you gurrrrrllllllll

Vashyron: Don't be ashamed of liking your handgun, Leanne. Be proud. Now.

Leanne: Ok, you guys are awesome! *Group hugs Zephyr and Vash*

Kansas: I DIDN'T MAKE IT TO HELP THE TEAM! I AM AN UN-WAYWARD PILE OF NOTHINGNESS! WHY COULDN'T I HELP YOU?! BUT FEAR NOT! I WILL HELP US WIN TOMORROW!

Flamingos Chat
Aversa: *Afar from henry, preparing a killing hex*

Henry: *randomly spinning around* Nya ha ha!

Aversa:........the f****? Hmph, guess its easier. *Fires hex*

Henry: *accidentally reflects hex on Aversa*

Aversa: OW! oh wait, Im still alive, how odd.


 * Snipers surround Aversa*

Snipers: FINALLY WE HAVE YOU! YOU SHALL REPENT FOR YOUR SINS! PLEGIA SHALL NOT WIN!!

Aversa:.......Well this is ironic....

Snipers: *fire numerous arrows at Aversa*

Aversa: ..............f****.........*Dies*

Henry: .............*saw what happen* That was bloody! Nya ha ha!

Chris: STOP DYING *Kicks Snipers out* GOD DANG IT!

Neneko: *Randomly appears, singing* It is, really, it is, really, it is, really, really, it is. ^-^

'''Chris: ****..............god dang it. WHOEVER YOU ARE, LITTLE KID, JOIN THIS SHOW OR I'LL.........I'LL DO SOMETHING!'''

Neneko: Ok, Neneko will stay to solve mysteries, really!

'''Chris: I hate you. *leaves*'''

Neneko: AW, Neneko just wants to be patted on the head, you know!

Henry: Welcome to the team, nya ha ha!

neneko: Hello Mage boy, Neneko wonders what your name is. Its a mystery to neneko, really!

Henry: I'm Henry! Nice to meet ya, nya ha ha!

Neneko: Yay, Neneko solved one mystery, you know.

Henry: YAY!

Neneko: Yay, it is!

Henry: Nya ha ha!

Neneko: *Skipping around the chat*

Henry: *rides on dark knight horse* YAY! Nya ha ha!

Ponies Chat (After Pony Elimination Ceremony)
Nissan: I hate not being avaiable for challenges, and also these stupid kidnappers D:<

Episode 4 - Sugary Redemption
'''Chris: So last season, everyone but Henry and Bill ruined my birthday with a Chris-flavored cake. NOW YOU GET TO REDEEM THEM DEPENDING ON HOW I (TF) LIKES THEM! Vashyron, Kyle, and Henry can't suggest any flavors, just help bake. (takes 3 lines to decide what to bake and 10 lines to bake and 1 line to show it to Chris, best flavor wins)'''

Deer Bakery
Kyle: Any ideas?

Zephyr: I know, we should pur grenades in the ca-

Leanne: *slaps Zephyr* NO! BAD!

Vashyron: But I liked that idea too..........

Kyle: Leanne? Do you have any ideas?

Leanne: STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE :D

Vashyron: THAT SHOW, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO- I mean............sure.

Kyle: Alright, let's get baking then.

Leanne: YAY! *Starts baking*

Vashyron: *recluntantly helps bake*

Leanne: *singing baking*

Zephyr:.....>.>........*Bakes*

Kyle: *helps bake*

Vashyron: .............Are you sure we can't shoot this cake? *helps bake*

Zephyr: Can we like, set off a grenade in the microwave when we're done at least? *Bakes*

Leanne: .....Sounds tempting, but dont cause too much damage. *Bakes*

Kyle: *bakes*

Vashyron: *finishes baking cake* There. It took a lot of willpower............to not throw a grenade in the microwave with the cake in it. But we did it.

Zephyr:......We should probably run out before the cake gets hurt in the explosion *Runs*

Leanne: *follows*

Vashyron: *follows*

Kyle: Wait, you guys actually threw a grenade in there? *follows*

Zephyr: Ok Chris, here you go! *Explosion is heard outside the kitchen*.................You didnt just hear that.

Leanne: -.-

Vashyron: .............Worth it.

'''Chris: Strawberry Shortcake, scarring name but...........let's see if it's good. *takes a bite* Mmm, it's good. 8/10.'''

Zephyr: YA-ahem.....glad you like it...........*Runs to the kicthen, its practically all ashes at this point*

leanne:........again. -.-

Vashyron: Still worth it.

leanne: I dont think Lara and Kansas made it out O_o

Zephyr: STILL WORTH IT!

Vashyron: Next time let's throw two in.............what? We'll make sure the cake is ou- I mean our team is out first. Yeah.

Zephyr: awwwwww >.<

Flamingo Bakery
Neneko: Neneko wonders what kind of cake we're making, Its a mystery to Neneko, you know.

Henry: What do you think Chris would like? I can't help because I suggested a blood cake before this started. Nya ha ha!

Neneko: Neneko suggests we bake a Smores flavored cake, with marshmallows like season 1, really.

Henry: Okay! Nya ha ha!

Neneko: Yay, really! *starts baking*

Henry: *helps bake* YAY!

Neneko: *Bakes* neneko wonders if Chris will like it, its a mystery, you know!

Henry: *bakes* He'll probably like it better than the Blood Cake. Nya ha ha!

neneko: yay, it is! *Bakes*

Henry: *bakes*

Neneko: *bakes*

Henry: *bakes*

Neneko: *Bakes*

Henry: *finishes baking* THANKS GUYS! Aha!

neneko: We finished, really! Time for Neneko to show Chris the cake, you know! *leaves kithcen*

Henry: *follows*

neneko: Neneko and the team are finished, really! *hands Chris cake*

'''Chris: How the **** is this even a cake? Whatever. *takes a bite* SMORES :D...........8.5/10.'''

Pony Bakery
Nissan: I was thinking about Paradise Cake :D

Dreamer: Yeah, sure, great, whatever.

'''Chris: Okay you take forever. *cake is baked* Okay, but I'll cut you down a point for being so late. *takes bite* 7/10 so it's a 6/10, YOU GUYS LOSE.........anyways............the point didn't really matter.'''

Elimination Ceremony 4 - Ponies.........and Deer
'''Chris: SURPRISE! DOUBLE ELIMINATION! Only the best team was not going to vote. Henry and Neneko pat yourselves on the back for having the Flamingos be immune. Anyways, the Deer will vote first. Good luck.'''

'''Chris: AND THAT'S MAJORITY! Everyone is safe and gets a Scooby Snack except.....................Leanne and Georgia. Leanne, you suggested the losing cake. Georgia, you rarely do challenges. But..........the final Scooby Snack..............goes to...................Leanne! GEORGIA, YOU'VE BEEN ELIMINATED! Anyways.......Ponies, you can now vote. VOTING ENDS IN AN HOUR AND A HALF!'''

'''Chris: OKAY SCOOBY SNACKS FOR EVERYONE BUT.....................................JOHNNY! Sorry dude you're gone in the saddest elimination ceremony ever.................one voter within the time limit, seriously.'''

Flamingos Chat
Neneko: YAY! Neneko and fellow team won, we did.

Henry: Yay! Nya ha ha!

Taco: I sorry I wasn't here for the challenge....... :c

Deer Chat
Zephyr: Well, I guess 2nd is ok........PEOPLE DO BETTER! >.>

Leanne: As long we're good enough to get 2nd, we're fine. Its not like we're having double eliminations every day.

Vashyron: Yeah, I doubt it will happen. If it does.................then it does. Simple as that. And that is as simple as simple. So- the point is, we should do fine. Sure. Yeah, I wasn't just going off-topic.

Zephyr:.....That is the most smartest thing you haver said. ever.

Leanne: ........How on Earth am I agreeing with you?

Team Swap
'''Chris: Yup. Ponies made me have to do this. Anyways, here are the new teams:'''

DEER:

-Kyle

-Henry

-Neneko

-Taco

-Drew

-Jamie

-Kansas

FLAMINGOS:

-Nathan

-Lara

-Ren

-The Drama

-Lydia

-Brooke

-Lily

-Kenneth

PONIES:

-Zephyr

-Leanne

-Vashyron

-Bruce

-Nissan

-Patrick

-Dreamer

Chris: So, whaddya think?

Zephyr: I dont really care as long as Leanne and Vashyron are with me.

New Deer Chat
Neneko: neneko is now on the Deers, really!

Kansas: Welcome... to the waywardness.

Kyle: That sounds like a nice greeting. So yeah. Welcome.

Henry: YAY, DEER! All bloody from hunting seaso- I mean..........um..............actually no I meant that. Nya ha ha!

New Flamingos Chat
Ren: Um.

New Ponies Chat
Leanne: *Hugging Zephyr and Vashyron*

Zephyr: Yes, we're one the same team.....you can let go now....

Vashyron: Yeah...........you have a strong grip. It hurts...........

Leanne: *Lets go* Sorry guys, Im just so releived we arent with total strangers or have to become mortal enemies.

Zephyr: You kinda hug like that one g** kid from last season........Ow...........

Vashyron: Oh yeah, that one kid.

Leanne: he was my favorite!

Zephyr: My favorite was the evil lady who loved Chris.

Leanne: O.o she scared me.

Nissan: Don't even try to hug me then D:

Leanne: Your big mouth just got you in trouble! *Hugs Nissan*

Nissan: I CAN'T BREATH D:

Zephyr: Leanne! Thats not how you kill! We taught you better! >.> *Shoots Nissan in the head*

Nissan: *doesn't die* I'm made of metal :D

Zephyr: Huh, your the only other I person I know who's survived a bullet in the head besides myself......Vashyron >.> (XD) YOU HAVE GAINED MY RESPECT! *Bows down to Nissan*

Leanne: WTH?

Vashyron: I agree with Leanne, what's wrong with you now? No I'm being serious, not a lot of people gain your respect...............it's creepy now.

Leanne: Yeah....unless hes actually starting to be nice to people other than us.......*laughs*

Vashyron: Please don't tell me he's baking everyone cupcakes now.............*looks at kitchen* Oh. Nope. Just some random stalker sneaking into the kitchen. *Shoots stalker* Alright, Zephyr's good. Hopefully. YOU BETTER NOT GO BAKE CUPCAKES JUST TO SPITE ME. >.>

Leanne: Aw, I thought I was the that cooks. Ok, we must not let him because too nice. That would just be creepy, and what if he doesnt need us anymore? *gasps* O_O

Vashyron: So how about you drag him away and then we spank him, I hear it works wel- no? Fine. >.> Any ideas? That was all I got.

Leanne: No, we doing that, the shinra agent did well at that with the fox lady. *Drags Zephyr away from Nissan*

Vashyron: Alright, this will be fun........So where should we spank him?

Leanne: On the rump, where else?

Vashyron: No I mean do we lay him on my old tree stump bed or something? Even though it's now uneven due to gun shots..........if he falls off it won't be a big fall? Please? I don't want to have worked seriously for nothing........it would suck.

Leanne: Um.....IDK.....maybe in the CONF or something?

Vashyron: Aw, fine. Let's drag him to the confessional! And by let us I mean you, because you have the better grip. Your grip hurts sometimes.

Leanne: Fine *Drags Zephyr to the CONF*

Zephyr: *Panicking* wait guys, what are you doing? O_O

Vashyron: It's for your own good. And ours too. So it works. *begins to spank Zephyr*

Leanne: *Spanks Zephyr* (CONF) This is fun! I FEEL SO ALIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Zephyr: *Crying* >.<

Vashyron: *still spanking Zephyr* IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! REMEMBER THAT! IT'S ALSO FOR OUR OWN GOOD...........remember that if you want.

Zephyr: WHY!?

Leanne: We just said why -.- *still spanking Zephyr*

Vashyron: *still spanks Zephyr*

Leanne: Ok I think we made our point clear. Zephyr, I'll take care of your bruises when the challenge is over.

Zephyr:............WTF........just happened...... >.<

Vashyron: *To Leanne* Yeah...........but it was fun.......*to Zephyr* NEVER RESPECT ANYONE BUT US AGAIN. >.>

Zephyr: W-what? Um.....ok..........

Leanne: YAY! *Hugs Zephyr*

Vashyron: Now we're proud of you. Good job. I think. Eh...........sure. We're proud.

Zephyr:.......Good. I think.

Vashyron: Yes. It's good. If it was bad, we'd have to spank you again until you said good.

Zephyr: U-um yeah it was good *nervous*

Leanne: YAY AGAIN! Now, what should we do now?

Episode 5 - Loyalty is Key
'''Chris: This challenge wasn't too popular back in the day, so time to bring it back. You have to pick a bribe or your team.........first up is Vashyron. I'm offering you............immunity, if you decide to make your team lose? Oh and off-topic but Patrick has quit. So yeah.'''

Vashyron: *looks back at Leanne and Zephyr* No way- now they know about spanking. I'm pretty sure Leanne did most of the damage when we spanked Zephyr- so no thanks. *jumps back, shooting a random tree, carving a NO sign*

'''Chris: Kyle, I offer you, the same thing I offered Vashyron. Do you accept?'''

Kyle: No. I stand by my team.

'''Chris: Kenneth. Same thing I offered Vashyron and Kyle. Do you accept?'''

Kenneth: Immunity?.....Why the h*** would I need that cr**?

'''Chris: Okay, Leanne. I'll offer you..............an immunity idol (not saying when it expires, it'll at least last this episode) if you lose for your team. Yes or no?'''

Leanne: I need no more Idols aside from Zephyr and Vashyron.

'''Chris: .........Cheesiest thing I ever heard. NENEKO! I'll offer you the same thing I offered Leanne?'''

Neneko: I dont need it, I do.........Wait.........Hang on let me fix that *Ahem* Neneko doesnt need an idol, really!

Chris: Lily, same thing I offered Leanne and Neneko?

Lily: ummm....no thanks

'''Chris: Zephyr............I'll spank you for an hour if you don't give up for your team. Give up or no?'''

Zephyr: O_O EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!! DONT DO IT! >.< *Runs away*

'''Chris: AND WITH THAT, THE PONIES ARE LOSERS! Zephyr's now a real ma- boy. A real kid boy. :D'''

Elimination Ceremony - New Ponies
Chris: .........I was actually looking forward to spanking Zephyr, but whatever.

Dreamer: *spanks Zephyr with a chair 21 times in a row* NOW YOU'RE A MAN! NOW YOU'RE A MOTHER F**KING MAN HOMEBOY! *gets some gasoline and a lit match and puts the chair on fire and spanks him with the on fire chair* YOU LIKE THAT HOMEBOY? YOU LIKE IT MOTHERF**KER?....HUH?.....NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET SPANKED BY A 2X4 IN BARBED WIRE!

Leanne: ^ O_o was that even a vote? anyways, I vote Nissan, hes active, but not during challenges.

Zephyr: * In pain* Nissan.....Get the f*** outta here >.>

Vashyron: Normally, I'd vote or shoot Dreamer for hurting Zephyr but it was actually kind of funn- *sees Zephyr* I mean. Nissan deserves to go more. She gave him the fear of spanking. Yeah. (CONF) Is only she had bigger bunker busters.........oh well.

Dreamer: *crazy* THAT'S RIGHT ZEPHYR, NOW YOU'RE A BOY........A REAL MAN BOY!...........I vote Zephyr* <.>.........What the f**k was that all about?......meh. *spanks Zephyr for the rest of this elimination with a flaming chair and a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire*

Bruce:  I once had a fear of spankings...until I became Batman! Anyway I vote for Nissan. Has anyone seen Mr. Fox? I need him to get my new suit prepared?

'''Chris: For the first time ever, due to this hilarious stuff. I'm NOT deleting the votes. So Zephyr got one vote and Nissan got 4.............Nissan, I'm sorry but that's majority against you. You have been eliminated. Zephyr, you're safe..........for now.'''

(Race: I couldn't do the challenge.......................*cries and runs away like a pony :P*)

N. Flamingos Chat
Lara: Really here is so silence -.-

Lily: i know :(

Nathan: *reads a book and Yawns*

Lara: Hey B**ch i'm not talking with you >.>

Lily: B**CH WHO !!!!!!!! A**H*LE !!!!!!!!! *Slaps Lara*

Lara: HOW YOU DARE STUPID B**CH !!! *Slaps Lily*

Lily: F*** you !!!

Nathan: Hey Girls stop arguing we are all firend !

Lily: yes we are...BUT NOT LARA !!

Lara: ah good....*Walks away*

Lily: Yay she is gone ! :)

Nathan: wow you really hate her....

Lily: did you see..? she is devil !!! uh and Hai i'm Lily the previous Winner you are new i never talked with you ^-^

Nathan: Nice to meet you Lily, i'm nathan and yes i saw the all episodes good job

Lily: Thanks ^-^

Nathan: (CONF) our team need be attached or we will lose the all challenge :/

Lily: so you have a girlfriend ?

Nathan: umm no a wife

Lily: WOW !! *-* but you are young...you aren't ?

Nathan: yes i am...i'm 19 years old soo...oh and i have a beautiful son xD

Lily: *__* ! wow...! i would like to see him

Nathan: yes he is fantastic :)

Lily: Wow, i will marry Drew when this season will be finsh ^-^

Nathan: wow i'm happy for you good luck then :) !

Lily: Thanks ! i'm so ecxited !! so...what are you doing ?

Nathan: i'm reading a book about a story of love

Lily: uhhhh wow !! Can i read it with you ?

Nathan: um sure !

Lily: YAYY !! :) *Sitting by Nathan and reads the book with him*

Nathan: ...*Reads the book and yawns*

N. Deer Chat
Neneko: Neneko is bored, you know.

Kyle: Yeah, our team isn't that talkative.......

Henry: Yup! Nya ha ha!

N. Ponies Chat
Zephyr: >.<

Leanne: There there, You'll be fine. Just dont piss anyone off again, you are naturally skilled at that. (CONF) I think we broke Zephyr. -.-

Vashyron: Yeah.........what she said. NOW, BECOME THE ZEPHYR WE TOLERATE AND DON'T DISLIKE, OR WE'LL SPANK YOU!

Tommy Dreamer: WITH FLAMING SHARP KNIVES!

Zephyr: *Whole demanor changes* DREAMER! GET OUT OF HERE! YOUR NOT IN THIS CONVERSATION! >.> *Kicks Dreamer away from him*

Leanne: MUSIC TO MY EARS!

Vashyron: Much better.

Bruce: Too much conflict for one hero to handle!!! *Vanishes into the shadows*

Dreamer: Hey, It's your funeral. *to Zephyr* Too bad sucka. *stabs him with a flaming sharp knife*

Leanne: Im afraid you cant really do much, he is ina  way immortal. He survived when Vash shot 2 bullets into his head 2 years ago.

Zephyr: *Sticks handgun into Dreamer's mouth and shoots*

Vashyron: ........Can I shoot too?

Leanne: *Grabs handgun* Whenever you're ready!

Vashyron: *shoots Dreamer in the gut*

Leanne: *Shoots dreamer in both knees*

Zephyr: *Shoots Dreamer in the.......yeah......*

Leanne: OK, thats enough.

Zephyr: I though Vashyron gave the commands.

Leanne: *whacks Zephyr in the back of the head* WE ARENT KILLING TEAMMATES, NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY SUCK!

Zephyr: Ok, geez.

Vashyron: Maybe after the show, Zephyr. For now we need them...........even though most don't do much.

Zephyr: Alright.....no promises.....

Leanne: *whacks him in the head again*

Vashyron: Good enough for me at least.

Lara: *walks to Leanne* Hey Leanne ! How are u ? :)

Leanne: Good, just injuring people. Whats up?

Lara: oh...wow....ah my team is so stupid ! they are all...useless..pff

Zephyr: So is ours. Me, Leanne, and Vashyron are the only ones who dont f*** s*** up.

Dreamer: *shoots Zephyr in the gut* THERE WE GO!

Zephyr: *perfectly fine* WTF DID WE JUST TELL YOU!? >.>

Leanne: Let it go, Zephyr. Our teammates may not be very good, but we cant go on without them.

Zephyr: *sighs* Your lucky I care about her so much, youd be dead by now..... *walks away*

Bruce: *sighs* I miss Mr. Fox...and Alfred...and Alfred's muffins.

Leanne: OMG! ITS THAT ONE BATMAN WANNABE THAT WAS AFRAID OF THE LITTLE VAMPIRE GIRL! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!? :D

Bruce: What do you mean wannabe? And that girl Amy smelled so evil that it was tough to be near her! Anyways...*pulls out a Bat-Pen* Here is my autograph *gives autograph to Leanne* Be good citizen!

Leanne: YAY! Now can we have a fight to the death? *pulls out handguns, shotguns, flamethrowers, and grenades* please?

Bruce: O_o Sorry I don't battle to the death with just anyone...*throws a smoke pellet, and sneaks out the door*

leanne: Aw, your no fun. *gets handgun* ZEPHYR! come with me, we're gonna kill someone!

Zephyr: What? I thought you sai-

Leanne: But Bruce is different! he actually has sorta fighting experience!

Zephyr: Oh, alright...... *grabs shotgun, follows her*

Bruce: *pulls out a Bat-Phone* Alfred! Send someone to help me!....WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'DO IT YOURSELF?'

Zephyr: I heard a voice! *Starts shooting in random directions*

Bruce: *in a french accent* Oh its it just me...you know...that one french chick...leave me...and that handsome young man Bruce alone.

Zephyr: Liar! *shoots Bruce numerous times in the head*

Bruce: *pulls out Bat-Bullet Removal Kit* It's okay! I'm prepared for this!

Leanne: Alright! *shoots Bruce a face*

Vashyron: So he's letting us shoot him? Best day ever. *begins to shoot Bruce in the gut*

Zephyr and Leanne: *throws grenades at bruce*

Vashyron: He only has a bullet removal kit guys- eh, *throws grenade at Bruce* If we get arrested, it'll be worth it.

Zephyr: HELL yiss! *Kicks grenades at Bruce LIKE A BOSS*

Bruce: *wincing as he pulls out Emergency Bat-Manhole Escape Kit* It looks like its time for Batman to disappear! *vanishes in the manhole*

Zephyr: *sighs* Well, that wasnt very satisfying, its no fun if they dont put up a fight.

Leanne: Our team is boring. At least we have eachother though!

Vashyron: Aw, it's already ove- I mean, yeah, we have each other. Sure.

Zephyr: OK, that couldnt have been any cheesie-

Leanne: *whacks Zephyr in the head*

Vashyron: ...........So who wants cake?

Leanne and Zephyr: I DO I DO I DO!!!!

Vashyron: Well I don't have any, it was just an ice breaker. I have some pie I stole from Chris' office while you guys were talking with Lara?

Zephyr: *Crying* NO CAKE!? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *Strangles Vashyron* NEVER JOKE WITH ME ABOUT CAKE! >.>

Leanne: Gosh, Zephyr, youve been pretty emotional lately. He did offer pie.

Zephyr: *sorta calms down* Oh, pie? fine....

Vashyron: Since when did you like cake that much? I think the spanking scarred him for life. Oh, and so you don't rage *hands the only perfect slice of pie to Zephyr* The rest was crushed while Zephyr strangled me.......*drops tear*

Zephyr: *eats his slice*

Leanne: Well that shut him up *eats her slice*

Vashyron: *eating slice* It would have tasted better if it wasn't crumpled. *drops another tear* THIS IS JUST SWEAT OF VENGEANCE! OF THE EYES! ..............Eh. *continues eating pie no longer sad*

Leanne: You boys have been crying more than I have....... weird. *continues eating her pie*

Vashyron: Sweat of Vengeance of the Eyes. >.>

Leanne: Vashyron, Im the girl who's makeup is running all the time because of my tears, I know crying when I see it.

Zephyr: Uh-uh....sure....

Leanne: *hits Zephyr on the head.....again*

Vashyron: It was only because he crushed the pie. You know how hard it was to get that? ..........No, it was easy. But I was looking forward to a perfect slice.......I'll be fine. It's still good. *continues eating pie*

Zephyr: *Gets bored and falls asleep*

Episode 6 - Versus
Chris: *sleeping*

???: *teleporting using Hero's Sword around Chris*

Chris: Huh?

???: You will pay for your sins with the Dark Side..........

'''Chris: YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?! But I went through Dark Neighborhood without getting that exposed! And I was obviously supposed to be?'''

???: Well, it looks like it's time for you to be exposed.

'''Chris: Who.........are you? You sound familiar.'''

'''Sparro: I go by the name Sparro. I'm the guardian of the Hero Sword........*mumbling* though I don't remember how I became it *stops mumbling* I'm very sorry, but this is strict business! I must eliminate you now.......'''

'''Chris: WAIT, HOLD ON..................I got an idea. *runs for his life in the middle of the night*'''

Sparro: I can't see...........I'll find him soon.

(SYSTEM:

Sparro has 18 HP

Each teammate has 5 HP

'''Take him down as quickly as possible, he's only one person. Beware of his special attack which does 5 damage when he's below 5 HP.)'''

N. Ponies Challenge
Chris: FIGHT HIM OFF, QUICKLY!

'''Sparro: ..............*teleports around everyone and grabs sword* Getting innocents to do your dirty work? Very well. En garde!'''

Leanne: This man looks oddly familar.......what do you think Zephyr?

Zephyr: I agree.

Leanne: Well whatever. Lets just kill him n junk. *gets handgun and starts shooting*

Vashyron: HEY IT'S...............I got nothing. *shoots at Sparro*

Sparro: *teleports behind Leanne and stabs her in the back, then gets sword out and teleports back*

Zephyr: *snaps* DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HER!!!! *Grabs machine gun and shoots Sparro*

Leanne: Zephyr, wa-actually that will help *shoots Sparro*

Sparro: *uppercuts Leanne and brings her down using Hero's Sword*

Zephyr: *Rage builds substantially* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! *Jumps and Sparro and claws his face*

Leanne: Since when do you fight hand to hand? *gets up and shoots Sparro*

Vashyron: If you want, I'll just leave it to you guy- no? Fine by me. *shoots Sparro*

Sparro: *continously teleports around Leanne and then stabs her in the gut*

Leanne: Um, RUDE! *Kicks a grenade at Sparro*

Zephyr: GRRR *continues to claw Sparro*

Sparro: You're gonna tear off my mask..........*gets Zephyr off him and then stabs his........yeah......*

Zephyr: *Crying* SERIOSULY!? OF ALL PLACES! GOD! *Grabs flamethrower and sets Sparro on fire*

Leanne: *leaps in the air and shoots Sparro*

Sparro: *kicks Leanne into the air and brings her down similar to an Aether*

Zephyr: Leanne, please tell me your okay!

Leanne: Um, Im okay.

Zephyr: WHY MUST YOU LIE TO ME!? *Strangles Sparro*

Leanne: *falcon kicks Sparro in the......yeah*

Bruce: *throws a batarang at Sparro*

Sparro: *brings Leanne up to the sky, and makes Hero Sword push her into a wall, "killing" her*

Vashyron: ............Dang. *shoots at Sparro*

Sparro: *sweep kicks Vashyron*

Bruce: *Shoots Sparro in the face with Bat-Darts*

Sparro: *stabs Bruce*

Zephyr: LEANNE NO! *Cries* THATS IT! *Kicks grenade and Sparro*

'''Sparro: Alright, time to get drastic! *special moves Bruce, "killing him"*'''

Vashyron: *shoots at Sparro's guts, KOing him* No one makes a member of my squad cry, but me!

'''Sparro: I have to retreat, they've proven their willpower............that'll spare the remaining's lives. *retreats to N. Deer's chat*'''

Dreamer: *stabs Sparro with a chair* GOOD LUCK........SUCKA!

Vashyron: Dreamer, he's gone, you stabbed a tree with Sparro's face painted on it- DID HE REALLY THINK THAT WAS A GOOD DECOY? .................WHY AM I SCREAMING?

N. Deer Challenge

 * takes place after N. Ponies challenge but can still happen now*

'''Sparro: Where is he.......? *sees everyone* More innocents? Fine. En garde!'''

Neneko: Weird man is mysterious,really. But nothing mysterious about neneko, you know!

Kyle: Erm, he looks familiar. Well I guess we have to fight?

Henry: Yup! *shoots tome at Sparro*

Sparro: *kicks Henry*

neneko: *Hits Sparro in the head with a hammer*

Kyle: *sword cyclones Sparro*

Sparro: *stabs Henry*

Neneko: Really, it is, really, it is, time to kill, it is! *hits Sparro again with her hammer*

Kyle: *slashes at Sparro*

Henry: *throws a book at Sparro*

Sparro: *uppercuts Henry*

Neneko: *swings hammer in Sparro's........yeah*

Kyle: *stabs Sparro*

Henry: *throws bronze sword at Sparro*

Sparro: *stabs Henry with Hero's Sword then throws him up into the air*

Neneko: Neneko doesnt think your a nice guy, you know! *Hits Sparro with her hammer again*

Sparro: I'm not, but I'm not evil either.........*kicks Henry into a wall and then impales him on the Hero's Sword, "killing him"*

Kyle: Yikes................wait, I know I recognize that technique from watching the previous season to see my brother compete is that- no time to think. *sword cyclones Sparro*

Neneko: Neneko didnt watch show, really. *hits Sparro with her hammer*

Kenneth: Sorry guys, I can't stay, I have to go home to my moms....APPARENTLY, her feet need rubbing again. *ugh* Bye guys. *Poofs off*

Kyle: So he quit? Aw. *stabs Sparro*

neneko: Quitting is no fun, you know! *HIts Sparro with hammer*

Sparro: *special moves Drew, "Killing him"*

Neneko: Full of power, you know! *Hits Sparro with hammer*

Kyle: *slashes at Sparro*

Sparro: *stabs Kyle*

Neneko: *Hits Sparro with hammer*

Kyle: *sword cyclones Sparro, then kicks him onto the ground, KOing him* No hard feelings.

'''Sparro: Your willpower is strong. I'll let you live.....*retreats*'''

N. Flamingo Challenge

 * Takes place after N. Deer Challenge but can still happen now*

'''Sparro: This is pathetic...........more people? Alright. En garde!'''

Taco: *barfs 20,000 lemons at Sparro*

Sparro: *stabs Taco*

Taco: What a weirdo. *barfs a anvil on Sparro*

(NOTE: TF has given me permission to be Sparro for this chat on his behalf because he wont be back for 50 minutes-DRL)

Sparro: *stabs Taco*

Results
Sparro: *after 4 hours of the Flamingos doing nothing, teleports and stabs them all "killing them"* Forgive me, but you shouldn't have sided with the dark one.........

Chris: DON'T HURT M-

'''Sparro: Time's running out, I must go. We will settle the score later. *mask falls off, revealing a face similar to Bill's as he teleports away*'''

'''Chris: Woah............anyways thank the remaining Ponies and Deer for saving me. **** you Flamingos.'''

Kyle: Erm, sorry to interrupt, but how do we revive our teammates?

Chris: *looking at mask, note behind it*

"These innocents don't deserve to die, so I have revived them, though they may be a little sore."

Chris: THEY BE ALIVE!

Leanne: Whew, glad thats over.

Zephyr: *Hugs Leanne* Dont you dare get yourself in that kind of danger again, you hear me? >.>

Leanne: Sure I guess.

Vashyron: Yeah. He actually cried. So, next time, how about we just sit back and let the rest of the team die for less competitio- no? Fine.

Elimination Ceremony - N. Flamingos
'''Chris: 1 & 15 minute time limit on voting. GOOD LUCK!'''

'''Chris: AND WITH ONE VOTE..............BROUGHT UPON BY HERSELF, TACO IS GOING HOME! SO LONG FREAK!'''

Taco; Aw, Screw you ***hole!.....loljk, OH WELL, SCREW ALL Y'ALL!.........loljk again.....SOURCREAM! :D *goes on Charlie the Unicorn* NOW LET'S RIDE OFF IN THE SUNSET CHARLIE! :D

Charlie: Okay!...Get off me.

Taco: YAYZ! *leaves in the sunset* SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N. Deer Chat
Neneko: *singing* Really, it is, really, it is, really, really, it is.

N. Ponies Chat
Leanne: GUYS! I MADE FIRED TOFU! COME AND GET IT!

Zephyr: Wait, your cooking now? Is it safe to eas-

Leanne: *whacks Zephyr on the head*

Zephyr: I mean- looks good :D

Vashyron: I'm starving, I'l eat anything........*looks at tofu* .................You're gonna hold me to my word, aren't you?

Leanne: Of course I read a whole recipe and everything.

Zephyr: Ok, I'll try it. *takes a piece and eats it* O_O how am I not dead yet?

Leanne: BECAUSE ITS GOOD! *Whacks Zephyr on the head again*

Vashyron: *takes a piece and eats it* ..................6/10. Leanne, you need to add uniqueness to the flavor. A good chef always tries to find a way to make their tofu their own. This tastes like one of those you can get from a microwave. Leanne, this must be YOUR OWN TOFU. YOUR OWN! On a side note, I watched a cooking channel when I was stealing Chris' pie because it was on his TV. So yeah.

Leanne:....Thats gotta be the most smartest thing youve ever said. ever.

Zephyr: Longest line in TDN history.

Cameraman: STOP BREAKING THE FOU-

Zephyr: *shoots the cameraman* WILL YOU F***ING SHUT UP!? NO ONE CARES!

Vashyron: *just randomly shoots cameraman too* Anyways, Leanne, WE ARE GONNA HELP YOU MAKE YOUR OWN UNIQUE TOFU, RIGHT ZEPHYR?

Zephyr: No wa-

Leanne: *whacks Zephyr on the head* YAY THANKS!

Zephyr:......Y-yeah, sure.

Vashyron: Anyways, Leanne, I need to see that recipe book you had.

Leanne: Ok *hands the recipe book to Vashyron*

Vashyron: *rips up recipe book* WE WILL DO THIS BY MEMORY! That's how a true chef does it!

Leanne: Aw what?

Zephyr: Vashyron, have you ever cooked before?

Vashyron: I'VE COOKED A CAKE IN THE CHALLENGE AND SOME BROWNIES ONE TIME! So good enough!

Zephyr: Oh yeah, but sti-

Leanne: *raises hand*

Zephyr: U-um.....you can continue.

Vashyron: Alright, TIME TO COOK! *Cooking montage*

Leanne: Ok, done.

Zephyr: What just happened?

Leanne: Cooking montage.

Zephyr: But I thought that only happens in cartoons, this is a camp

Cameraman: WHAT DID I SAY?

Zephyr: Excuse me for a second. *Breaks the cameramans neck and bashes his skull* Ok, what were we doing?

Vashyron: WE FINISHED THE TOFU! Wait, these are brownies. Whoops...........but we made them as a trio-..........okay, how about we just consider it dessert?

Zephyr: Ok. *Tries a brownie* HOLY S*** THESE ARE AWESOME!

leanne: *Tries a brownie* Woah.

Vashyron: See? COOKING CHANNELS DO PAY OFF! We should all be proud of ourselves for making this....PAT YOURSELVES ON THE BACK, NOW! >.>

Zephyr and Leanne: *Pat themselves on the back*

Vashyron: Good......now eat your brownies.

Zephyr: *eats brownies* So good......

Leanne: *eats brownies* (CONF) Zephyr seems to be in a better mood today, lets just hope it lasts.

Vashyron: *eats brownies* Delicious. Nice work guys. Yeah, nothing else to say.....(CONF) I'm glad these brownies didn't turn out horrible. Thanks again cooking shows! I TAKE MY COOKING PASSIONATELY AND SERIOUSLY OR WILL FROM NOW ON!

Leanne: At least we are no longer worthless in the kitchen. Does this I no longer have to cook for you guys?

Zephyr:....

Leanne: Well?

Zephyr: Im too scared to answer.

Vashyron: WE FROM NOW ON COOK AS A TEAM!

Zephyr Awwwwwww- I mean, YAY!

Leanne: Damn right yay.

Vashyron: So what should we make for breakfas- too carried away? Fine. >.>

Leanne: We should plan that out tomorrow.

Zephyr: No one else on the team gets our food. They dont deserve it >.>

Leanne: Amen.

Vashyron: Agreed.

Zephyr: So what do we do now?

Leanne: Wanna plant a grenade under everyone's beds?

Vashyron: You guys go do that, I'm gonna go sneak into Chris' office and watching the cooking channel. *steathily leaves*

Dreamer: I made some Zephyr Cake! Made out of real Zephyrs! (CONF) .......Nobody calls me the Innovator of Violence for nothing..........So if you don't like it, Then kiss my ***.

Zephyr: *Later* Ok, Leanne, thats everybody's bed except ours and Vashyron's.

Leanne: Good, wait when do they g-*every room explodes except fo Zephyr and Leanne's, and Vashyron's* ah.

Vashyron: *comes back* So they made a chocolate fountai- oh you actually blew up everyone's beds but ours? I approve.

Leanne: Yay!

Zephyr: *notices how much damage the grenades caused*.....We're going to jail arent we?

'''Police Man: YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL! *points at Zephyr*'''

Zephyr: But she was part of it too!

Leanne: Ive never seen this boy in my life!

Vashyron: (CONF) I have to bail them out, don't I?

'''Police Man: *walks past Zephyr and grabs Cameraman by the neck* YOU! YOU SOLD ILLEGAL STUFF! YOU ARE BEING ARRESTED! *Looks at Zephyr and Leanne* ...............Good work on being upstanding citizens of the community. I'm proud of you both for being well-behaved. *looks at Vashyron* Thank you for just standing there and being a good citizen who doesn't sneak into homes to watch their TV and steal their pastries. *Leaves*'''

Vashyron: ..................No comment.

Leanne: That was a relief!

Zephyr: Did you really just try to blame me for all of that?

Leanne: But-

Zephyr: *walks away*

Vashyron: ............Still no comment. YOU HAVE SHAMED ZEPHYR, LEANNE! YOU MUST DO THE CHICKEN DANCE WHILE SERVING HIM TEA SAYING SORRY FOR YOUR SHAME TO BE LIFTED! Actually, no, I don't know what you have to do, I just wanted to test my creativity.

Leanne: Nah I no, I shouldnt have done that. He has been acting out a bit more than usual lately.

Vashyron: Yeah. But that was still wrong, Leanne. You should probably say sorry before he goes a bit more crazy and puts grenades under OUR beds. I worked hard to get mine......

Leanne: I was going to before he left, and now I have no clue where he is.

Vashyron: Why don't we track him down? At least this time you're not looking for him cautious in the case of monsters. Good times.........heh.

Leanne: It stinks that thats exactly what we'll be doing when this game is over, alright lets look for him.

Vashyron: Alright. Where should we look first?

Leanne: IDK, I wonder if he'd go to our room....or if hes packed and went into a different room.

Vashyron: .............Maybe the first option? I don't know.

Leanne: I guess I'll check. *Goes in her and Zephyr's room* Hes not in there, but the rooms inact, thats good....sorta............Ok Im getting worried O_O

Vashyron: Hmm.........that's odd. Maybe he's in another room?

Leanne: Yeah but where? Its kinda weird for him to just wander off.......and most of the camp grounds have kinda blown up....

Vashyron: Dreamer's room? My room? The cameraman's roo- wait, he doesn't have a room.

Leanne: Pretty sure  Dreamer's room exploded, lets check your room.

Vashyron: Alright. *walks into his room* Zephyr? You in here?

Leanne: *Follows, looks around* Hmmm, doesnt look like it.....

Vashyron: Maybe he's at Chris' office watching some soap operas or something?

Leanne:....Now thats weird even for him.......oh wait, did I put a grenade under his bed too? S*** im in so much trouble. Anyways, Maybe I can go look in the sewers while you go check Chris's office?

Vashyron: Fine, but if I don't find him, I'll just watch Chef. Cheesy's Cake Bake on TV as a break. *Jumps into the shadows, heading into Chris' office*

Leanne: *in the sewers, looking around for any sign of Zephyr* Zephyr? Are you in here?

Zephyr: *Sitting nearby*

Leanne: Oh, Zephyr. There you are. You had me worried sick. Have you been crying?

Zephyr: What the f*** does it look like?

Leanne: Listen to me. I'm so-

Zephyr: *points gun* Get out.

Leanne: (CONF) The one time Im unarmed....(END CONF) Zephyr please.

Zephyr: *Shoots at the ground* GET OUT!

Leanne: Ok I can see you need a moment alone, how about we talk later? No? Maybe? Please? ok cya! *Ryns out*

Vashyron: *finishes watching Chef. Cheesy's Cake Bake* Crud, Chris is coming. No more episodes for me.....*breaks window and jumps out of it, despite the back door being un-blocked and open*

Leanne: Oh hi Vash.....I found Zephyr..........

Vashyron: That's great. Why the pauses? Did he shoot you in the lungs?

Leanne: He tried. He's been crying in the sewers.

Vashyron: Alright, so let's go get him?

Leanne: Alright. lets go.*quietly enters the sewers*

Vashyron: *enters sewers*

Leanne: Zephyr are you in here?

Zephyr: * Still sitting where he was before, teary eyed*

Vashyron: Zephyr, are you alright?

Zephyr: No >.>

Vashyron: Aw. So this won't be easy. Okay, Zephyr, why are you upset- is it still the Leanne thing? Because if so, I'll give you permission to steal her dessert tomorrow as vengeance?

Zephyr: Just leave me alone alright?

Leanne: Im sorry Zephyr. I panicked when I saw the police man. BTW, why are you in a sewer? I get that we blew up most of the camp but....sewers are smelly, and full of alligators and mutant fish >.<

Vashyron: Yeah, she's sorry and she will do whatever punishment you deem fit. Right, Leanne? >.>

Leanne: Aw wha-*whacks herself in the head* Um, yeah...

Zephyr: Not good enough >.>

Leanne: Ok, This isnt going anywhere. PLAN B! *Ties up Zephyr's hands* quick Vash grab his legs! We gotta get him here and in a place normal people inhabit!

Zephyr: Hey! >.>

Vashyron: We have a Plan B? Fine by me! *grabs Zephyr's legs* YOU WILL RECOVER, OR WE'LL GIVE YOU A SPANKING, MISTER >.>

Zephyr: aw, dont you think youve been doing that too much lately?

Leanne: *Carries him into their room* Ok, now we're gonna get through this, you hear me?

Zephyr: Fine....

Leanne: Good. *kisses Zephyr on the cheek*

Zephyr: .....O_O

Vashyron: By that reaction, it seems like you think you're getting proposed to. Heh. That'd be kind of funny. But seriously. Lighten up.

Zephyr: ........... O_O

Leanne: Geez, its not like I kissed him on the lips.

Vashyron: C'mon buddy, calm down. It's just a kiss on the cheek that was meant to calm you down.

Zephyr:......... O_O

Leanne: Not sure if he enjoyed it or not......oh well, at least hes better.....sorta.

Vashyron: Yeah. Hey, do you think a whack on the head could fix him?

Leanne: Worth a shot. *whacks Zephyr on the head*

Zephyr: Ow.....

Leanne: Oh, good. *grabs a plush doll of a giraffe out of her purse* Here, take this *Hands it to Zephyr* You can play with it, or squeeze it if you get mad so you can avoid going on a killing spree like that time 2 years ago......and uh.....Its name is Gizmo......and it can fly, see? *moves it with her hand* whooosh........(CONF) Im doomed......

Zephyr: *Holding Gizmo, staring at it*

Leanne: Do you like it?

Zephyr: Somehow, I do.

Leanne: YAY!

Vashyron: Alright, glad that's settled. So how about we all sneak into Chris' office and watch Chef. Cheesy's Cake Bake?

Leanne: I suppose I could watch it. Zephyr, you in?

Zephyr: *cuddling with Gizmo*

Leanne: Zephyr? -.-

Zephyr: what? oh, sure *follows*

Vashyron: *Breaks into Chris' office again and turns on TV to watch Chef. Cheesy's Cake Bake*

Episode 7 - Lopez
'''Chris: The name of this episode, is extremely irrelevant to the title. So warning, viewers, don't think we're including George Lopez, or Lopez the Deer. NO LOPEZ IS COMING HERE >.>'''

Zephyr: Okay, so what are we doing?

Vashyron: And why did you even name this Lopez?

'''Chris: You two smart alecks, shut up. >.> IT'S MY SHOW, DANG IT! Anyways, we will be doing a FIGHT SCAVENGER HUNT, in a little bit! Each team has to pick a team of four within 30 minutes. So yeah, pick your four hunters.'''

Zephyr: Fighting and scavenging is our line of work, so Leanne and Vash and me should be in team.

Leanne: But we still need a fourth.

Zephyr: Dammit....

Vashyron: How about Bruce? That Batman Fanboy should have some experience with weapons?

Zephyr: But.....we're a trio.

Leanne: We cant do it without a fourth, for this challenge only we'll need another to enter the flock.

Zephyr:......Alright.

Vashyron: Fine by me.

'''Chris: SO ZEPHYR, LEANNE, VASHYRON, AND BRUCE ARE GOING FOR THE PONIES! Deer?'''

neneko: neneko,henry,Kyle and Kansas, really?

'''Chris: SO NENEKO, HENRY, KYLE, AND KANSAS FOR THE LOPEZ- I MEAN DEER! Flamingos?'''

'''Chris: It's been too long so Nathan, Lara, Lily, and Ren will go for the Flamingos, SO LET'S GO! LAST TEAM TO FINISH LOSES!'''

Ponies Challenge
Vashyron: *looking at the list* There are only symbols for red eyes, a top hat, a book, and the number 20..........oh, I see where this is going.

(3 lines to find an enemy, don't specify, it'll just happen)

Zephyr: I dont....whatever *Searches*

Leanne: *searches*

Vashyron: *searches*

Penguin wearing a top hat: *glares at Bruce* 

(Penguin has 13 HP

You each have 9 HP

Bruce must land the finishing hit)

Vashyron: See? Penguin? Bruce Batman Fan Guy? Made sense.

Zephyr: Well, its nothing like what we've faced. Leanne, you ready?

Leanne: Hold up! I have to put on my makeup.

Zephyr: *Sighs* *shoots Penguin*

Leanne: Ok ready! *Shoots Penguin*

Vashyron: This'll be easy. *shoots Penguin*

Penguin: *slaps Zephyr*

Zephyr: Um, ow. *Throws a grenade at the penguin*

Leanne: hey, you cant hurt him, only I can! *Shoots penguin*

Penguin: *slaps Zephyr again*

Vashyron: C'mon, everyone knows only whack in the heads and spanks work on Zephyr. *shoots Penguin*

Zephyr: STAHP! *Shoots Penguin*

Leanne: Zephyr, try and keep your rage from building this fight, you have a habit of getting out of hand. *Shoots Penguin*

Penguin: *slaps Zephyr*

Vashyron: This is kind of pathetic..........*shoots Penguin*

Leanne: At least its hard to miss! *Throws a grenade at Penguin*

Zephyr: Your right about that. *Shoots penguin*

Penguin: *still slaps Zephyr*

Vashyron: *shoots Penguin* ..............No comment on this.

Penguin: *turns into a giant and grabs hold of Zephyr and Leanne and begins to choke them while kicking Vashyron into a tree, 1 damage each, Bruce must finish this*

Bruce: PENGUIN!!! *Performs advanced Bat-Karate on Penguin*

Penguin: *dies and turns to idol, dropping Zephyr and Leanne onto Vashyron but with no damage*

Vashyron: Ow. *sees Bruce* Hey, the fanboy actually did something pretty cool. Looks like one enemy's down. Three to go. If this happens again though.......I want to live to see the next episode of Chef. Cheesy's Cake Bake.

Bruce: *Begins to cry* Its against my code to kill! Even if he is my enemy! PENGUIN....I'M SORRY!!!

Vashyron: Zephyr, Leanne, you can get off me now......

Zephyr: But your comfortable >.>

Leanne: *gets up and whacks Zephyr on the head*

Zephyr: Ok fine! *searches*

Leanne: *searches*

Vashyron: *searches*

'''Lagerfield: *Looks at Zephyr* YOU! .........WHY SHOULD YOU LIVE WHILE THEY DIE! *Takes out book*'''

(HEALTH CARRIES OVER, ZEPHYR MUST LAND THE FINISHING HIT)

Zephyr:.........

Leanne: He's still alive!? Zephyr, dont let your feelings overcome you, and ESPECIALLY DONT LET HIM KILL YOU!

Zephyr:......Ok.......*Shoots Lagerfield*

Leanne: *shoots Lagerfield*

Bruce: *Still crying <.<*

Vashyron: Dang it Bruce, DO SOMETHING IF YOU'RE REALLY A HERO! >.> In other cases, is he really attacking us with books? Well, I guess he's just an unlucky b******. *shoots Lagerfield*

Lagerfield: *throws one book at Bruce*

Leanne: *shoots Lagerfield*

Zephyr: *throws a grenade at Lagerfield*

Vashyron: *kick combos Lagerfield and then throws a grenade*

Lagerfield: *hits Leanne with staff*

Zephyr: You can kill me, but you CANNOT HURT HER! *Grabs flamethrower and sets Lagerfield on fire*

Leanne: *Leaps into the air and shoots Lagerfield*

Deer Challenge
Kyle: *looking at list* There are symbols for a Ball, The Ylissean Flag with an X on it, a Red Orb, and a Laughing Face.......

(Look at Ponies' Challenge)

Neneko: It is a mystery, really! *Searches*

Kyle: *searches*

Henry: *searches* MYSTERYS, YAY! Nya ha ha!

Feydoom: *randomly there, sees Neneko*

(13 HP - Feydoom

9 HP - You guys, each

Neneko must land the finishing hit)

neneko: Feydooms? Why are they here? Its a mystery, you know! *Swings hammer and Feydoom*

Kyle: *sword cyclones Feydoom* I don't know. Chris probably gathered all of this for laughs......

Henry: Blood will be spilled, RIGHT? *Shoots tomes at Feydoom*

Feydoom: *rolls into Kyle*

Neneko: Full of power, you know! *Hits Feydoom with hammer*

Kyle: *slashes at Feydoom* We need to find a weak point.......

Henry: *throws sword at Feydoom*

neneko: *Hits Feydoom with hammer*

Feydoom: *bounces onto Neneko and then gets off*

Neneko: Ouchies, really! *Hits Feydoom with hammer*

Kyle: *sword cyclones Feydoom*

Henry: *throws another sword at Feydoom* Blood............come on. >.>

Neneko: Feydooms have no blood, really! *hits feydoom with hammer*

Henry: *tries not to cry*

Kyle: I'm sure more enemies, will have blood soon! Keep fighting! *sword cyclones Feydoom*

Feydoom: *crushes Kyle, Henry, and Kansas under it, making them take one damage each, Neneko must end it*

Neneko: Neneko's finishing move, really! *shoots a beam of light at the Feydoom*

Feydoom: *dies and turns into an idol*

Kyle: The enemy was turned into an idol. A Feydoom Idol. I guess that means, one enemy's down. Let's keep looking. *searches*

Henry: Okay! There will be blood eventually! Nya ha ha! *searches*

Neneko: Yay, more mysteries, really! *searches*

'''Validar: *shows up out of nowhere* Henry..........you will die. Your friends too.'''

Henry: Do I know you? Did I accidentally kill a family member for laughs? Nya ha ha!

'''Validar: Wh-what no- I'm the current ruler of Plegia, you betrayed me. DIE.'''

Neneko: Evil man scares neneko, you know. *Swings hammer at validar*

Kyle: *sword spins Validar*

Henry: I just did it for the blood........oh well, worth it if I die! Nya ha ha! *uses tome against Validar*

neneko: *Hits validar with hammer*

Validar: *shoots tome at Neneko*

(Forgot to say, health carries over, when this battle's over 2 HP will be recovered)

neneko: Ouchies you know! *Hits Validar with hammer*

Flamingos Challenge
*List has number 13, Sunshine, an S, and an Ogre*