Total Drama TARDIS

(Doctor Who crossover w00t!)

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The Jabberwock has grown bored. As one of the last surviving Time Lords, he has nothing to do but sit around his TARDIS (a time-and-spaceship that's bigger on the inside) all day.

So he decides to kidnap a bunch of people.

They will be split into teams and taken across time and space, competing in outrageous challenges. At the end of each day, one person will be eliminated - and the last person standing will receive a TARDIS to call their own.

Will relationships among teammates flourish? Will vendettas? And just who is The Jabberwock, anyway? Find out all this and more, on Total... Drama... TARDIS!

(STAFF - ONLY THE JABBERWOCK)

 * The Jabberwock - Zakkoroen

TEAM SKARO
Oreo - 11347

Nalyd - Nalyd Renrut

Gavin - teamnoah123

Crag - cragiled

Sammy - 124oeo

Jacob-Spacebuddies123

TEAM GALLIFREY
Gerry - Sunslicer2

Rose - Heather rocks

Sam - Mrdaimion

Sunshine - Sunshineandravioli

Poppy - Poppyseed56

Zak - Zakkoroen

ALLIANCES
The Nayld Alliance- Nayld (Leader), Crag, Oreo and Sammy

The Panda Lovers-Oreo(Leader) Rose, Gavin

The Coffee Alliance- Sam (Leader), Sunshine, Zak, Gavin, and Sammy (Eliminated)

The Jacob Alliance-Jacob (Leader), Nalyd, Oreo, and Rose

The Coffee Drinking Panda Lover Alliancee-Gavin(leader), oreo, sammy, (and possibly)Sam, Sunshine, Zak, and Rose

The Strong Final Two Alliance- Gerry(Leader) and Sam

FRIENDSHIPS
Oreo-Jacob-Nalyd

Oreo-Gavin

Nalyd-Crag

Day 1
(A group of 14 people materialize on board a strange sort of... spaceship, they assume)

Zak: What happened? Where am I? And who are you people?

Sam : I suspect aliens too us to experiement on us in weird ways.

Nalyd: I'm Nalyd, AKA Captain Awesome.

(The Jabberwock appears)

The Jabberwock: Hello. I am The Jabberwock. I am a Time Lord, and this is my TARDIS. I am one of the last living Time Lords, so to amuse myself in my old age, I have assembled you all here for... a contest of sorts. You will be split into teams and compete in challenges that span space and time. The last person standing will be turned into a Time Lord like me and be given their own TARDIS. Prepare yourselves.

Zak: *glancing at Nalyd* How 'bout an alliance...?

Sam: Why does this remind me of something... *shrugs it off*

Gerry: This must be what it feels like if Cody and Harold were to take over the world. *shudders* Wait, there's no hot girls, so that means they haven't.

Sam: And thank God for that.

Gavin:so when do we start

Gerry: No, the better question is "when does this end?"

Sam: Gavin, it already started, we just aren't doing any challenges right now.

Ryan: Where is my taco?

Gerry: (CONF) My biggest fear right now would be for someone crazy to pop in. (SS2: Cue-Sunshine)

Ryan: I had it earlyer.

Poppy: Hi Gerry! My name's Poppy! What's yours? GO BARRACUDA! (Not exactly Sunshine...)

Gerry: Barracuda? Why does life hate me so? Oh yeah, the accident... *faints* (May not be Sunshine, but it is scaryz)

Sam: *walks off to explore the ship*

Nalyd: No thanks, Zak, we're on different teams. Oreo, Sammy, Crag, want an alliance? The four of us will go all the way to the end, promise.

Jacob: I'll be in it Nalyd!

Alexander:What's up guys?

Gerry: Hey, Poppy. I'll give you a crate of coffee if you be in an alliance with me.

(SS2: I just noticed that the teams are 6 and 7, who's missing?)

Crag:Yay, Nalyd! Alliances as fun*bouncing around*

Sunshine: *wakes up and looks around* ...I'm not in Kansas anymore... oh, wait, I was never in Kansas. *shrugs, waves to competitors* HIII :D

Gerry: *sighs*

Sunshine: *gives Gerry concerned look* I think someone needs a hug... *offers hug*

Gerry: (CONF) Sunshine and Poppy are insane! Luckily, they'll be easy alliance members. (Non-CONF) *accepts hug* It's been so hard since the accident.

Sunshine: *pats back* I know, sweetie, I know...

(Conf.) Sunshine: *confused look* The what? (fail XD)

Sam: *walks back from exploring, and starts reading a book.*

Nalyd: Awesome, Crag. Sam, Oreo, you in?

Gerry: *sniffles(lol)* So, Sunshine, do you like coffee?

Nalyd: DON'T GIVE HER COFFEE. *Remembers when Sunshine had coffee* The horror...

Gerry: *whispers to Nayld* She freaks out, and she's gone. One less competitor that I have to worry about.

Sam: *stares at Nayld for a while, then shrugs* Why not.

(CONF) Nalyd: Hm... Gerry's definitely an interesting competitor. Never before have I encountered an opponent as strategical as me.

Nalyd: Excellent Sam. You wont regret it.

Gerry: *holding out coffee* Want it, Sunshine? Want it Poppy? It's a caramel apple spice mocha latt'e expresso.

Crag:*tries to steal coffee*I like coffee :D

Gerry: *holds it above his head* No! Bad! You can have that coffee! *points over to a bucket of hot coffee with marshmallows in it*

Sunshine: O.O *grabs coffee and chugs it* *eyes grow huge* CAFFIENE!!!


 * much destruction later...*

Sunshine: *duct taped to wall to avoid any more chaos* Caffiene... (XD)

Sam: *staring at Sunshine, and gets out some sleeping pills* Here, take these, these are loaded with caffiene.

Sunshine: Caffiene?! *om nom nom* *flops to ground and snores*

Sam: *reads his book again*]

Rose:Woah..where am I?

Sam: Were you paying ANY attetntion? The 'Jabborwock' already told us we're on a ship to compete in challenges, we'll eliminate people, and the last one standing gets a Time and Relavente Demensions In Space device... Yes, I just figured that out.

Rose":Thank you!I love red just tell you!I LOVE IT SO MUCH!Let me find a picture!*searches*Of me!

Sam: *eye twitcches, then turns to Nayld and whispers* Let her into the alliance and you will die.

Rose:Found it!



Sam:... We can see you Rose, you didn't need to show us a picture of yourself,

Rose:Okay!*shakes Sam hand*What's your name?

Sam: Sam.

Rose:Nice to meet you Same,the only reason I didn't know was becuase I was probably the last one to get up.

Sam: Good for you then.

Rose"Hope we can be friends.

Crag:*eating marshmallow*Mmmm*sees Rise*Demon! Demon! Demon!*round around in small circles*

Rose:No I'm a human being!Silly*laughs*

Gerry: Where do I put this? *holds up rope that Sunshine was tied with* Also, I can't seem to find my coffee supply.

Rose:Why do you want coffee?

Gerry: It's the only thing that keeps me sane... Since the accident...

Rose:What accident?

Gerry: Time will tell... Time will tell...

Rose:Oh okay.*gives him Coffee*Your welcome...whatever your name is.Becuase I know you are going to say Thank you.

Gerry: *rolls his eyes* Thanks.

Rose"No prob!

Poppy: Hi I'm back!

Oreo:Hi Im Here!

Zak: What about you, Sunshine? How about an alliance?

Challenge 1: (Location: Ancient Rome) Build an Aqueduct
(The TARDIS materializes in ancient Rome. All contestants step out of it, discovering to their shock that it is smaller on the outside. The TARDIS changes form into a marble pillar)

The Jabberwock: The Romans invented the aqueduct, a way of irrigation and water transportation. Today, both teams will attempt to create an aqueduct of their own. The first team to build a working aqueduct will win. The losing team will vote off one of their own in the Eye of Harmony ceremony tonight. Begin the challenge!

Zak: GAH! How did we get to ancient Rome?!

Zak (CONF): And for that matter, how am I supposed to know how to build an aqueduct?

Nalyd: Guys, how about we take some logs and hollow them out, forming gutters. Then we nail them together, and nail some posts to raise them.

Crag:What?

Gavin:Okay Crag, you go get the logs, ill hollow them out, and nalyd makes the post for raising them

Crag:Um, okay*goes off)

Rose:Okay how do I built one..?

Sunshine: OMG team! I has an idea!!! When I went to the beach this summer, I made a sandcastle and I built a moat around it by digging one out in the sand and pouring water into it... maybe we can do that to make an aquaduct! Except bigger!!! :D

Nalyd: *starts tying sticks together, creating Y shaped posts to hold the logs*

Rose:Yeah Sunshine!*claps hand*Let's do this!

Nalyd: *continues making Y poles* Come on, guys, start hollowing the logs.

Rose:Still my question remains what's an aqueduct?(XD)

Sunshine: Yeah! *produces shovel out of thin air, attempts to start digging* ...I just realized I can't dig through stone walkways! D:

Rose:Oh no!

Sunshine: Let's find something we can dig through!!!

Rose:Yeah! Gerry: Rome? That's where Latin originated!

Crag:*arrives with logs*Knife time?*smiles widely*

Nalyd: I'll take that. You make the Y posts. *takes logs, starts carving them into long O shapes, starts singing* They're way ahead, so we've got to go.

Rose:*comes ourt of nowhere and sings*(XD)*WE need to build something we can row,row,oh.(XD I think that's how it goes..)

Sunshine: *while looking for diggable surface* Why the heck did we build Sprink's faaace?! (XD)

(XD)Rose:I don't know.

Crag:*making Y posts*Keep it down eh, I'm trying to listen to my tunes

Rose:*slinent*okay.(XD)

Sunshine: *finds random bit of dirt, starts digging* Whoot!

Rose:Do you need that..wood stuff...wood..I'll just get the wood.

Nalyd: *makes more cylinders with an O shape* How long do the aqueducts have to be?

Rose:*comes back with wood drops it on the floor*I do not know..

Sunshine: *still digging* We should cut the wood into thin planks so we can line the moat with 'em and stuff!

Gerry: Or we could just copy Nayld.

Nalyd: Crag, make enough Y shap posts to support 20 feet of logs. *continues hollowing logs*

Rose:How do I cut it and what do I cut it with?

Gerry: *looks at what he's built alone, by copying Nalyd* Very good! Did I mention I took and Engineering and Design Class? (I happy! I got nominated for CTY!)

GAvin:(hollowing logs) okay guys we are almost done we just need to put the logs on the y shape

(CTY?)Rose:Do I use this saw..nope*throws it backwards*

Nalyd: *sticks poles into grounds, inserts logs into top of poles, hammers nails, connecting it all, puts a bucket at the end* Somebody pour water in the other end!

Sunshine: *stares at what Gerry built* ... that works! :D

Rose:Yeah!But I still don't know how I will cut and what would I cut it with..

Gerry: It's almost done! Just need to stick this doo-hickee there, then stick the thingy in here! *watches Nalyd build again* (CTY-Center Talented Youth, look it up!)

Sunshine: *digs moat further*

(OH)Rose:Let's find the Stick this doo-hickee and the stick thingy!

Nalyd: *rolls eyes* If you wanna do something right, you gotta do it yourself. *runs to other end of the "aqueduct" and pours water in, waits for it to reach bucket* (Did we win? o.O)

(Sunshine: I hope not, 'cause that means I didn't... XD)

(Heather:XD)Rose:Okay..Bye!*waves*

Gerry: *does the same as Nayld, but finishes first* We win!

Rose:But..that's oil..

(Nalyd: How did you finish first? We won XD)

(Heather:XD Yeah you guys did.)

Sam: *tries to destroy the other teams adequct* YOU SHALL NOT WIN!

(Sunshine: *cough-plztostopgodplayGerrykthx-cough* XD)

(Nalyd: Win, Sunshine XD)

SS2: But I want to win! By the way, the CTY makes me feel special, but not in a good way. =[ Oh, sorry for godplay, thought it was LESS than 5, not 5 or less, sorry.)

(Heather:XD okay..okay..)

Gavin:WE WIN

Rose:What team are you on?

Gavin:scaro

Rose:Oh...congrats!*shakes his hand*

The Jabberwock: Team Skaro, it seems, has won. Team Gallifrey, meet me in the TARDIS' Cloister Room for the Eye of Harmony ceremony in which one of you will be voted off!

Team Gallifrey Elimination Vote
Sam: *whispers to Sunshine* Hey, I'll give you coffe every day if you vote with me.

Gerry: I guess I'll vote for Ryan. I want Zak gone, but Ryan barely even talked.

The Jabberwock: 16 minutes remaining! Will anyone else vote?

Rose:Ryan.

Sam: Ryan.

Sunshine: *votes Ryan* COFFEE :D

Sam: *gives Sunshine coffee* Good girl.

Rose:Coffee I have Coffee!

The Jabberwock: RYAN is voted off! You will now come with me, Ryan. The rest of Team Gallifrey will locate their bunks for the night. *escorts Ryan out*

Day 2 Chat
Rose:*sleeping*

Gavin:*watching spongebob while sleeping*

Oreo:*Making pancakes**whispers to camra*I get up at 5:00 in the morning (Not really)

Sam: *wakes up.* Hey.

Gerry: *wide awake with many red bulls discarded by the side of the bed* What? How does Frost Nova not have a farther effect range? I mean, I specced in frost! My mage just can't carry on if this keeps happening! Ugh! How did I just die? This is bull! I have full epics and that noob killed me? And nobody can tell me that I'm QQing! *screams, then slams his laptop on the bed* What?

Oreo:Want a Pancake?

Gerry: No I do not want a pancake! Can't you see that my troll mage just suffered 2321k damage? What's wrong with you!

Oreo:Jabberwock wanna pancake?!

Rose:*wakes up*What's happening?

Nalyd: *sits awake, watching the others*

Sam: Rose, nothing is happening, it's two in the morning.

Nalyd: Sammy, Oreo, you guys are still in the alliance right?

Sam: Yeah.

Crag:*with underpants on his head*So how is everyone today?

Poppy: *suddenly pops up behind Nalyd* HI NALYD!

Gavin:(long pause)

Sam: (CONF) Why is almost everyone on this ship a psycho?

Crag:When are we going to fight some aliens, or see some alien babes 8)

Zak (To Sunshine): Sunshine, I know you're in an alliance. And I want in.

Gavin:when is the second challenge

Oreo: Pancakes Anyone?

Tsing Tsing:*Randomly Appears and steals Oreo's Pancakes*

Gavin:OH CRAP, HES BACK

Oreo:*withO.o expression* what just happend?

Poppy: *pats Tsing Tsing* Good boy!

Oreo:If you wanted one just..PANDA!!!

Oreo: Tsing Tsing want one?

Jacob: Hey Oreo, try to convince Nalyd to let me be in his alliance!

Oreo:I want a panda get me one and its a deal

Gavin:just do this(holds out $10, tsing tsing comes)get me the pancakes

Jacob: Okay! *runs to pet store*

Oreo: You want pancakes ok what flavor

Gavin:(tsing tsing comes back with pancakes)good boy, now go watch one of the fabulous television programs on CBS(tsing tsing leaves)

Gavin(CONF):In the event i dont win, im getting as much product endorsement money as i can

Oreo:*Makes coffee* *New yorker accent*Coffee get ya coffee here'

Rose:*wakes up**yawns*Good morning.

Sam: *takes the coffee* Thank you.

Gavin:(Takes coffee)remember everyone, the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup

Sam: Thanks, now I have a extended version of it stuck in my head.

Rose:I don't like coffee that much.

Oreo: Where's the girl that goes nut over this stuff

Sam: Her name is Sunshine, and you shouldn't give her too much if you value your life.

Rose:Okay..

Oreo:Oh Crud *Throws out Tardis* Yes!

Oreo:Where's Jacob with my panda?!

Rose:Oh I love pandas!

Gavin(grabs tsing tsing)MINE

Oreo: Panda lovers lets make an allince!

Rose:Okay!

Gavin:Sure, but all good alliances have a name

Rose:The Pandas!

Oreo: No, The Panda Lovers!

Gavin:Perfect

Rose:Yeah!

Gavin:But rose, you need to get a member of your team in your alliance until the merge

Oreo: Ok

Sunshine: *is twitching in corner with many empty coffeepots around her* COOOFFFFEEEE :DDD

Gavin:(CONF):No one needs that much coffee, especcially sunshine

Gavin:Sunshine, are you alright

Oreo: No *Runs away*RUN!!!!

Rose:Okay..Gavin.

Gavin:are you saying youll get an ally or asking me a question

Rose:The first one.

Gavin:okay

Challenge 2 (Location: Panama) - Deliver a Trident to the Sea Devils
Rose:Is this the Panama route?

Oreo: Mabye.......

Rose:I hope it is we gwt to see ships!

Oreo:Just we have to deliver a thingymabob under water or some crud like that

Rose:Oh..yay I love water!

Oreo:Thougt you loved pandas

Rose:I do!

Oreo: Then why did you say you Loved Water?

The Jabberwock: The Sea Devils are a race of reptillian, water-dwelling aliens that secretly aided the building of the Panama Canal. However, without one of these tridents (holds up six tridents) they will not be able to. You will be split into teams of two and one of three:


 * Oreo and Nalyd


 * Gavin and Michael


 * Crag and Sammy and Jacob


 * Gerry and Rose


 * Sam and Sunshine


 * Poppy and Zak

Each of the teams will race to deliver their trident to the sea devils first. The first faction to have a team deliver their trident first wins! Good luck!

Zak: *grabs trident and sets off with Poppy*

Oreo:Lets Get Going Nalyd!*Grabs thing she and he needs, Dives*

Sam: *grabs Sunshine and the trident, and heads off*

Rose:*try to get Gerry down but falls down in the water*

Oreo:*Five hours later*Found the cavern!

Rose:*finally gets Gerry in*(Heather:Is he godplaying)

Gerry: I know, let me use my frost spells! *does an odd hand motion, but then just shrugs* Aww, whatever. *swims down with Rose*

Oreo: Never mind just one with tons of deep sea rocks!

Sam: *brings Sunshine to the ocean, and is 1/2 the way to the cavern*

Rose:*gurgles*I forgot my helmet.

Oreo:*Looks next to the cavern she's at* Its there?

Gerry: *hands Rose a fishbowl* Glurble, glurble, glurble...

Rose:*puts it on*Thank you.

Oreo:*Goes in the cavren*It's Here!

Gavin:Starts running because he hears oreo

Jabberwock: Oreo, the right cavern is six miles farther away.

Rose:*after a mile*I'm tired.

Sam: *is just ahead of everyone else*

Gerry: *swims down to Oreo and whacks her with his trident* (you start out with them... lol) I win! *starts swimming to the Lizard-People*

Gavoin:(rides by in boat he found or borrowed)HI GUYS

Rose:*sleeping*

Gavin:(rides over gerrys head)sorry dude(almost to lizrd people)

Gerry: *steal's Oreo's trident and throws it at the boat's motor, stopping it from moving* Yes!

Gavin:(pulls out oars)IM NOT LOSING

Sam: *sneaks around when everyone is fighting, and is right next to the cavern*

Oreo:*steals Sam's Trident*Im winning this!

Gerry: Gavin does realize he has to go underwater, right? *shrugs to the camera and swims ahead of Gavin's boat, and his 20 feet away from the cavern*

Oreo: *Runs in Cavren*

Sam: *gives Sunshine coffee, and throws her at Oreo, knowcking the trident out of his hand, and Sam takes it back*

Rose:*wakes up and starts swimming*

Oreo:*takes Sams trident back* HERE LIZARD THINGS

Gavin:(trys to get infront of oreo to give trident

Sam: *tackles Oreo, and starts fighting over the trident*

Gerry: *swims into the cavern and hands over the trident while everyone fights* Here you go, Nan'tuk.

Oreo: I have an idea! Jabberwock can Sam Be on My team!?

GAVin:Knocks tridennt out of gerrys hand

Gavin(:Gives his trident to lizad people)

Oreo: Sam Just Lets Give it TOGETHER!

Gavin:do we Win

Rose:*at 3 mile mark*(Heather:No becuase that's godplaying.)

(Yeah @ HR) Sam: Oreo, we're on different teams. So... * attacks Oreo*

Gavin(sorry for the godplaying, it was an accident):

Jabberwock: Team Skaro wins.

Sam: How? Gerry gave it to them first.

Rose:*at 4 miles mark swims*

Jabberwock: Apologies, I misspoke. Team Gallifrey wins!

Gavin:congrts rose

Rose:*sleeping**wakes up*What did I do.

Oreo:AWWWWW NO!!!!!

gavin:dont worry, we can just vote off someone pointless, like jacob or micheal

Team Skaro elim. Vote
Gavin:I vote micheal, because, correct me if im wrong, but he hasent said anything, and i think hes th only one without an alliance

Oreo:I vote Nalyd Cuz he didn't help me at all.

Jacob: Nalyd cause me and Micheal are next on the chopping block and Micheal can't go cuz everyone will vote off him before me so he needs to stay.

Oreo:Jacob,Where's My PANDA!

Gavin:I change to nayld if its an option

Oreo:I WANT MY PANDA1!!!

(SS2: .... Why vote off the user who you'll only get to be in a camp with for only one time in your life? Get rid of Michael, Nayld at least did the first challenge.)

Crag:Why vote Nalyd? He was probably being a superhero somewhere... I vote Michael

Oreo:i keeping it Nayld

Jacob: *gives Oreo panda* Here. Now let me in your alliance. And I change to Micheal.

Gavin:I REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY want Nayld gone, hes a threat and whatnot, but i stay with micheal

Nalyd: I also vote for Michael. Look guys, I messed up today, but I promise that in the future I'll help you win future challenges!

Oreo: Panda!!!!! I change to micheal im naming you Oreo Jr.

Gavin:do we need the jabberwock to eliminate him or can we just get rid of micheal

Jabberwock: Michael... you ARE the weakest link! Good bye! *escorts Michael away*

Day 3 Chat
Oreo: *making pancakes with Oreo Jr.* Thanks Oreo Jr.

Rose:*sleeping* Jacob: Oreo, Rose, Nalyd, come here.

Rose:*gets up*Rubs eyes*What?

Oreo:*Goes to Jacob with pancakes Oreo Jr. is on shoders* Yes

Jacob: We all need to form an allaince. Rose, even though your on the other team, at the merge, we can totally win!

Rose:*still sleepy*Not if you give me a panda.

Gavin(looks in disbelief)

Gavin(CONF):did he just steal my EXACT alliance and add nadyl

Zak (to Sam): Can i be in your alliance?

Rose:*nods*Yay..which one?

Crag:Nalyd, who's next?

(Zakkoroen:mistyped)

Rose:*sighs*I'm going back to sleep.*goes back to bed and sleeps*

Sam: *whispers to Zak* Sure.

Zak (CONF): All right. An alliance at last.Na

Nalyd: Okay, Jacob, I'm in.

Jacob: *gives Rose a panda* There you go.

Rose:Yay I'll call him Red!

Gerry: *scratches his head* Isn't it illegal to own a panda? *whispers to Nalyd* We're the smartest people here. Let's form an alliance for the final two.

Sam: *reads*

Tsing Tsing:*Attacks Gavin*

Crag:But pandas are nice Gerry*frowns*Where's Sunshine? She's always fun to have around ^_^

Nalyd: The alliance is myself, Oreo, Crag, and Jacob. Sorry, Gerry.

Jacob: So, I'm in your alliance and your in mine?

Nalyd: No, my friend, you started this new alliance, it is yours now

Jacob: Nalyd, me and you are fan-favorites, and we are the smartest people here, we need a way to get to the final 2. We can win this, together.

Sammy:I need to *sleeps*

Gavin:(CONF):*leg cast and bandages cover his body)Tsing Tsing has been following me for 4 DAYS, at first he did things for me, but just today hes pushed me into a pool, flipped me off, beat me up about 4 tiimes, and the worst part is, HES FOLLOWING ME TO MULTIPLE CAMPS

Sammy:If you like sports....You buy them for $9.99!

Gavin:Sammy, me and you are the only pople not in nalyds alliance, we neee to figure out a way to get oreo on our side

Sam: (To Gavin and Sammy) Hey, if you join my alliance it will be the biggest in the game.

Gavin:Okay

Sam: Does that mean you'll join?

Gavin:Yes

Nalyd: Sure, Jacob, but right now its all about us 4.

Crag:Nalyd's my bestest friend*smiles creepily*

Gavin:acctually, its you three, oreo never joined the alliance, she was asking yes not saying yes

Sammy:@ Sam I will join!

Gavin:I have n idea that could change the direction of the game, we combine the coffee and pand lovers alliances, add sammy, and make the coffee drinking panda lovers alliance

Oreo: Works For me....... but one small problem i don't drink coffee

Gavin:its just a name, but if we can get everyone on board, we have the # on both teams

Sammy:Me too.......I only make coffee....and sometimes drink it.

Oreo: Ok its just a name

Gavin:sunshine, sinse your here, are you on board with the alliance

Challenge 3 (Location: Mars) - Create a Working Mars Rover
(The TARDIS materializes on 20th century Mars)

Jabberwock: Your challenge today is to create a functioning Mars rover for my friends the Ice Warriors out of these spare parts. The team to create their rover first wins. good luck!

Gavin:Okay, does anyone know how to mae a mars rover(long silent pause)okay,just make it look like a mars rover'

Sammy:I do!!!!!! *builds quickly nice and shiny*

Gavin(dont godplay, it takes away from the fun of it) oh darn, it floated away, low gravity and whatnot

Crag:*frowns*Need some help?(CONF)Oreo's a liar, he's joining every alliance

Gavin:Yes please, crag, you work on the frme, ill work on the inner mechanics, and sammy works on the wheels

Gavin(CONF):im concerned with loyalty, if everyones in like 3 alliances, you cant know who to trust, its most obvious with oreo, im having problems trusting her

Sunshine: *holds up empty coffeepots* Hey team, maybe we can use these! :D

Gavin:(while finishing attaching the wires in the mars rover)we just need t finish the frame

Crag:*working on frame*Yay, we've got this ^_^

Sunshine: *starts putting together frame by attaching metallic rods with duct tape* Duct tape is magic!!!

Gavin:Yes, but glue works better(throws glue to crag)

Sunshine: No it doesn't! You can't make a boat out of glue, now can you? *continues taping together frame* (Mythbusters reference LOL XD)

Crag:*uses glue*Can I glue my fingers together after? :D

Gavin:that would be great

Crag:*almost down*Where's Sammy with the wheels? I need to glue my fingers together D:

Crag:*makes frame*Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!*starts glueing fingers together*:D

Gavin:(starts to put wheels on)

Rose:*playing with Red*

Sam: *is working on the rover*

Gavin:(Almst finished with wheels)

Gavin:(finishes attaching wheels)Does this qualify as done

Gerry: *starts to whistle and walk around, then on accident, steps on the other team's parts.* Oops! (CONF) Yeah, right.

Rose:Hmm what can I do?

Gavin(ANGER)okay, its fine, lets start over

Sam: You can help me with the wheels.

Rose:How can I help you?

Gerry: I found this! *shows old Rover Parts* Will these help?

Gavin:(CONF):We lose

Nalyd: Alright, team, what have we made so far?

Gerry: *points to a pile of rubble* That's your team's progress. That's mine! *shows a half-way completed rover*

Nalyd: Great. Okay guys, we need wheels and metal sheets and gears and screws. I'll get wheels. *seatches through junk for wheels*

Sam: *starts working on whatever else goes on a Mars rover*

Gavin:(runs to team gallifreys rovert with hamer, SLAM SLAM)opssss... i accidentally destroyed your rover

Gerry: *is on laptop, searching for guides to building rovers* Okay, Sam. Connect the red wire with the yellow wire, but before you do that, make sure there's something to block it in case it goes haywire. Oh, and Mr. Jabberwock, please get rid of Gavin for destroying our decoy. I don't appreciate cheating.

Sam: *hits Gaving upside the head with a hammer* Can't have you getting rid of our real one now can we? *works on the real one*

Gerry: *puts a bag over Gavin's head* Now go sit over there and think about what you might have done! *points to a rock with a tiny alien waving at them*

Kaale (the tiny alien): I like sparkeys! *holds up a wire*

Gavin:(grabs wire)this is the wires for a rover, already connected, we just need to make the frame because the wheeels are not broken

Sam: *is almost done with the wiring*

GavinHow can i mak the frame really fast(sees the duck tap)THATS IT(grabs it and connects pieces of metal for a frame)just have to connect the three things

Kaale: You no make Kaale angry! Kaale don't like angry! Rawrl! *Kaale becomes the size of a boulder and starts chasing Gavin* SPARKEYS!

Gerry: *watches Kaale grow* Not a good idea, Gavin.

Kaale: *runs over Skaro's rover and crushes it*

Sam: *finishes the wiring, therefore finishes the rover* Hey, we're done.

Crag:*playing with glue, trips and glues his hand to Gerry's face*This isn't good, this is super glue D: Now that I've got you, how did you build an identical rover in no time at all or would it not have been easier to build a single and be done in half the time?*tries pulling hand off*

Gavin:THEY USED MAGIC TO BUILD TWO ROVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Gavin(CONF):gerry is being a hypocrite, he destroys my rover, and when i destroy his he says i should be disqualified for cheating, i like gerry, and realize i was being pissy yesterday, but come on

Jabberwock: Team Gallifrey wins!

Team Skaro elim. Vote
Gavin:I have to vote jacob, he tries to make so many alliances to get safe, but doesnt even compete in the challenge

Crag:*pulls Gerry in*This must hurt him :P I vote for Jacob, he didn't help in the challenge D:

Gavin:can we count on your vote nayld

Nalyd: Maybe another time guys. I'm sorry, but right now I'm voting for Oreo. He's joined more alliances. Jacob is trying to make one strong alliance. Oreo is joining every alliance he's offered.

Gavin(Oreos acctually a girl)i understand, but for some reason i still trust oreo, the next time she is on, lets just ask her were her loyalty falls, and if she doesnt say anything we vote her off

Oreo: Why are you doing that? I vote for Jacob.

Gavin:oreo, your aligned with everyone on our team, PLEASE tell us who you trust

Oreo: Uhhh First I did Not Join The FIRST Alliancde Nayld Offered me so Gavin Im Going with you.

Gavin:thanks, we Will make it to the merge

Oreo:Yes Yes we will XD

Nalyd: Alright, sorry Oreo. You, me, Gavin, and Crag, we all tight?

Oreo:Whats that soppsed to mean? (sorry for bad spelling)

Jabberwock: And the third person voted out is... JACOB! *escorts Jacob out*

Day 4 Chat
Sam: *gets up, walks around* Huh, I'm first up. Whataya know.

Gerry: *yawns* Why do I feel something on my stomach? *screams*

Kaale: Hola, senor!

Gerry: He can speak English and Spanish? Can you speak any other languages?

Kaale: Ecce! Puella dormit! *points at Sunshine*

Gerry: Don't point at her. It's rude to point at people when they're sleeping!

Nalyd: Whos going next, Sammy or Gavin?

Gavin:Im sorry if i sound like a **** for saying this, but i should be asing you that, i have oreo and sammy on my side, 3/5, wat if, temporarily, we make the 4 person alliance of me you crag and oreo, to vote sammy out, it will only be a one week alliance

Crag:Why do you assume we lose? We have the power of love 8)

Gavin:YA..............the power of love wins ALL

Challenge Four (Location: Mondas) - Steal a Cybermat
(The TARDIS materializes on a desolate planet)

Jabberwock: This is Mondas. It is the home planet of the Cybermen, cyborgs whose only purpose is to convert other people into Cybermen - and kill anyone who cannot make the change. Their scouts are called Cybermats, and they look a little like mechanical silverfish. Your task is to infiltrate that Cyberman building over there, capture a Cybermat, and bring it back to me. Good luck.

Rose:One question!

Jabberwock: Mmmmmm? What is it?

Rose:What is infiltrate?

Jabberwock: *cocks eyebrow* You know... infiltrate. Sneak into.

Rose:Oh..thanks!*sneaks into the Cyberman buildimg*Wow this is creepy.

Gavin:*gets in building*Less security then i thought

Rose:Hi Gavy!

Gavin:Hey Rose

Rose:What are you doing?

Nalyd: Alright team, on the count of three... we charge... THREE! *runs into the building, it immediately forced to the ground byt cybermen* Help!

Crag:Noooooo*runs in but runs into cybermen*Want some coffe? :D*offers coffee*

Poppy: Hello! I'm he- *trips into cyberman and Crag* Oh! Coffee! *takes coffeee, drinks it*

Sam: *runs into the building when the robots are attacking Nayld* Sorry Nayld!

Poppy: *hyped up on coffee, runs into building where robots are attacking everyone, smashes all robots* Where am I...?

Sam: Ummm, you're here to help me capture a cyberman for my team so I can give you coffee!

Poppy: OK!

Gavin:Okay guys, lets find the cybermen, we all should split up to find them faster

Gerry: Yes, because making your groups weaker against an army or killer robots is a great idea! *rolls eyes* C'mon Sunshine. Your gonna help me kill some robots. I have this to help us. *holds up coffee*

Gavin(remembers giant killer robots)okay, new plan, me oreo crag and nayld will go in a group to find the cybermen, and sammy stays here and keeps watch

Cybermen: Delete! Delete! You will be deleted!

(A swarm of Cybermats appear before the contestants)

Gavin:OHHHHHHHH CRAP

Gerry: *while running* Hey, robots! Answer these these three questions! Can you say control? What's a tasty drink without the m? And finally, say delete. Now say all three together.

Cybermat: Control, Alt, Delete. *nothing happens*

Gerry: *stops and glares* It was worth a try.

Gavin:maybe the big shut down button on thier chest is a clue

Zak: *grabs a Cybermat and heads for the exit*

Gavin:I REALLY did not want to do this(pulls out boat from panama, which he attached the wheels from the rover to)Lets go(runs over zak and grabs the cybermat)

Sam: *uses Poppy to run over Gavin, take the cybermat, then keeps on going torwards the exit*

Gavin:PANDA ATTACK(throws tsing tsing at sam)

Sam: *is knocked down a few feet away from the exit, and the Cybermat starts running away*

Gavin:(jumps and grabs cybernaut,and starts running for the exit ten feet away)

Zak: HI-YA! *karate chops Gavin and grabs the Cybermat*

Zak: *exits building and starts runnning for the TARDIS*

Sam: *tackles Gavin to stop him from interferin* Win for us Zak!

Zak: *bursts into the TARDIS* YYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS!

Jabberwock: It would appear that Team Gallifrey wins. Again...

Zak (CONF.): That was really, REALLY intesnse. I was beginning to think I wouldn't make it past day 4, but now look where I am!

Team Skaro elim. Vote
Gavin:I know the weakest link is sammy, so i vote sammy

Crag:The power of love betrayed us*cries*I vote Sammy

Jabberwock: And the next person voted out is... Sammy!

(Suddenly, the Cybermat leaps up and fatally injures The Jabberwock. The jabberwock smashes the Cybermat, but it is too late. He starts to die.)

The Jabberwock: The end... is but the beginning...

(The Jabberwock starts glowing a bright gold. He starts to change appearence. When the light fades, The Jabberwock looks totally different. He sits up.)

Jabberwock: Ah. Regeneration! Little trick Time Lords have. Lets us change form when we die. This is only the second time I've ever done it. Now then, Sammy, I believe it's time you went. *escorts Sammy out*

Day 5 Chat
Jabberwock: Ah, it feels great to have a new body!

Rose:Yeah!

Gerry: But you didn't get a new body, Rose. (Sorry about the elim. table. I was trying to edit so Sammy would be in the right spot, and I did something wrong... Sorry)

Rose:I know...

Oreo: Can Some one fill me in? (The reason why is my computer woldn't let me edit)

Gavin:nothing really happened, sammy left

Sam: *observes everyone*

(Heather:Mine too yesterday)Rose:Why are you looking at me?

Gerry: I have the strange urge to slap someone... Anyway! *pulls out his laptop and plays World of Warcraft* I'm starting a new character and naming him after my pet, Kaale!

Rose:You like World Of Warcrafts..?Aren't those fro nerds?

Poppy: No! *plays World of Warcraft*

Gerry: Poppy, Horde or Alliance? And Rose, it's not for nerds. People only say that because they're too dumb to understand how to play.

Challenge 5 (Location: Liverpool, 1958) - Ensure that The Beatles get together
(The TARDIS materializes in 1958 Liverpool, England)

Jabberwock: Something's wrong with space-time. It's currently 1958, and the Beatles still haven't gotten together. I need you to track down John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrisson, and Richard Starkey and make sure they are at the same place at the same time so that they can form their band. Good luck.

Oreo: I can't get in this i have to go to bed doo it 2 morrow.

Gerry: Now if I were a really bad band, where would I be? Oh, yeah, the bakery! *runs to a bakery in Liverpool*

Sam: *searches the internet to where they might be*

Jabberwock: Sam, the internet hasn't been invented yet.

Sam: ... *throws the laptop at Poppy* Here, keep it again *starts asking people if they know them*

Liverpudlian Man: Oi, yeh, I sewr Lennon jos two mins ago, I did. Down by the ol' Cavern Club over there.

Sam: Thank you. *runs into the Cavern Club, and starts reasoning with John Lennon of why he should follow him*

Lennon: I'd love to lend a hand, but I imagine that if I abandon this gig I'm about do do, instant karma would hit me so hard I'd fly across the universe.

Paul McCartney (in bakery): these doughnuts are great! Jelly filled are my favorite. Nothing beats a jelly-filled doughnut!

Sam: Alright, just go to that gig, I'll take care of it there. *runs around, and starts asking more people for information*

Gerry: *runs into bakery* Paul McCartney! Follow me and I'll give you all of the jelly doughnuts in the world.

Paul: Okay, I guess. *follows Gerry*

Gerry: You know how to play an instrument right?

Liverpudlian man (to Sam): George Harrisson? Well, that's me, innit?

Gerry: *running* Run faster! *runs into Sam on accident and loses Paul* Paul? Where are you? C'mon we need to get you a gig!

Sam: Yeah* gives both of them the adress and time of the gig* Go there and you'll become famous!

George and Paul: Weeeeeeell, if you say so! *go to the location*

Gerry: They grow up so fast. *tear falls from eye* Anyway, Sam. Let's form an alliance. We're the two strongest competitors here. We can make it to the final two together.

Sam: Agreed. *shakes hands with Gerry* Now, lets go find Richard! *starts asking around for him*

Richard (Talking to a friend): I'm thinking of changing my name to Ringo. What do you think?

Gerry: Wait, isn't his other name Ringo? I know him! He used to belong to another band! He must be at a concert hall! *runs to a nearby concert hall* He's here! It looks like he's practicing. Oh, wait, this is the real concert.

(SS2: This date is off. The Beatles completely formed in 1962, when Ringo joined.)

Sam: Damn it. Hold on. *turns off all of the lights, making people think it's a black out, and leave, then Sam runs over to Richard* Hey, Richard Starkey, come to this gig, and you'll be famous *gives him the adress*

Gerry: *hour later, watches as the Beatles play their first contest* Woohoo! Go Beatles! *claps his hand over his mouth when he realizes they didn't make the name yet*

Paul: Beatles, eh? I like that name.

(Zakkoroen: Yes, but this is a much simpler way of getting the band together. The Beatles did form in '58, but Ringo wasn't the drummer)

Jabberwock: Space-time is fixed! Team Gallifrey wins!

Oreo: Crud.

Team Skaro elim. Vote
gAVIN:(THANK GOD THIS CRAP FINALLY LET ME EDIT, i will be here next time)this vote is hard, we kindoff have the perfect team right now, but if i vote crag, i have two votes against me, if i vote oreo, ihave one vote against me, so im sorry oreo, but i vote oreo

Crag:Aw*hugs Gavin*I vote Oreo too

Oreo: Awww Crud.

Oreo: Hey! My Panda can Vote! I vote Nayld.

Oreo Jr.*Noises*

Oreo: She Votes Nayld too.

Oreo: And Nayld only help you for challenge ONE! So Think about it I who tries to be here (Cuz i have a tight scedule)Or a guy who only helped you in only ONE challange!

(SS2: Yes! Vote off the most famous person on the wiki! *rolls eyes* Anyway, Nayld didn't help in the first challenge, he did the first challenge. If you noticed, the only challenges you won, were the ones Nayld was in.)

Oreo: Fine vote me off only camp i ahve oreo in that started ruin my chances for doing any more of my goals.

Gavin:I change to nayld, i was stupid to vote for you originally, because everyone likes nayld, its like hes not a target,so i vote nayld(I promise i will never backstab again)

Oreo: Backstab how?

Gavin:as soon as i put sammy as one of my allies, i vote himout, and i voted for you originally, my last remaining ally(other than rose) thier was no loyalty, and im changing that NOW

Oreo: it's OK Idon't care i just want to get kicked of before the merge.

Gavin:Okay, So you want to leave

Oreo: Si. Yes. I Want Nayld Gone!

Oreo: I ment I did NOT Want to get kicked off before the merge.