User blog:YoshiPerson/Wal-Mart Funny Stuff

Here are some fun things to do at Wal-Mart:

This came from an e-mail, you may have already gotten it...


 * 1) Find an unused telephone, pick up the receiver and press pound ( # ) 9666 to activate the intercom system and yell out over the store's loudspeaker system as loud as you can to try to scare other customers!
 * 2) Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
 * 3) Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
 * 4) Go to the gun section and say you need a gun for your job. When asked what your job is say postal worker.
 * 5) (I made this one) Go to the gun section and put stickers on the guns labeled "Try me!"
 * 6) Use the intercom, and say "Clean up on aisle 3!", then about 30 seconds later say, "Clean up on aisle 4!", repeat till they figure out what is happening.
 * 7) Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
 * 8) Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
 * 9) Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." For added effect, you may want to get a Pokemon doll and hump it viciously while screaming 'I LIKE MUDKIPS!!!!!!!!!'
 * 10) Get on the phone and call 911 to report that there is a mass robbery and to get the cops there faster say several shots have been fired. Take the employee vest off and get the hell out of the store into your car and go anywhere off the Walmart property and wait and watch as a conga line of police and S.W.A.T vehicles make the scene. Get out of your car and watch several people exit out of the store by running or in handcuffs.

DO NOT DO NUMBER 10, YOU WILL BE IN HANDCUFFS!!!

Pretty funny, huh? I'll post more soon!