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Just posting my survivor fanfic because koopa told me to.

If it messes up then too BAD!

Survivor Lol Fanfic Host: Courtney Yates Minaju Tribe: Janet Koth (Amazon) Ghandia Johnson (Thailand) John Raymond (Thailand) Becky Lee (Cook Islands) Brianna Valera (Guatemala) Siobhan Magnus (American Idol Season 9) Junus Tribe: James Clement (China) Rupert Boneham (Pearl Islands) Colby Donaldson (Australia) Rob Mariano (Marquesas) Stephanie Lagrossa (Palau) Barry Bonds (Base Ball player) Linox Tribe: Debb Eaton (Australia) Joanna Ward (Amazon) Wanda Shirk (Palau) Linda Spencer (Africa) Crystal Cox (Gabon) Greg Buis (Palau Tiga/Borneo [Note Borneo will be referred to as Palau Tiga]

Episode 1: Violated, Humiliated, and emotionally spent Courtney: Welcome to season 48 of survivor. We chose the 18 most memorable castaways we have ever had to play again- Courtney: This season there will be 3 tribes of six. They will compete in challenges against each other and eventually they will merge. *Rolls eyes* But you all know that. We are just glad these survivors get to see what it’s like to play again- Courtney: Lets meet the Minaju tribe aka team robbed-of-winning- Courtney: Next we have team steroids aka the Junus Tribe Courtney: And finally we have team mentally insane aka the Linox Tribe Courtney: Wth? Oh well whatevs. I’m done. ~*~Minaju Tribe Day 1~*~ Ghandia: We are here! Siobhan: *screeches* (Conf) Ghandia: Siobhan got annoying fast. (Conf) Siobhan: Ghandia loves talking about people. She is probably talking about me now. Siobhanjealousy gets you nowhere in life. Brianna: Hey Becky! Becky: … (Conf) Brianna: Becky doesn’t talk much…I LIKE THAT! Brianna: So Becky what do you think of our tribe? Becky: …<3. Brianna: I agree! (Conf) Becky: … John: *Finds clean water* (Conf) John: My strategy going into the game was the sabotage my tribe like I did in Thailand. Remember how I was the first one to do that. Russellwho? Janet: Have you found any water yet? John: *Drinking water* …*Shakes head* Janet: That’s too bad. *Takes granola out of pocket and begins chewing on it* Ghandia: Is that food? Janet: No… Ghandia: But isn’t it granola? Janet: *Drops granola* HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SMUGGLING FOOD. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. JEANNE IS LYING. Ghandia: what? Janet: I DID NOT SMUGGLE FOOD! Ghandia: …okay. (Conf) Ghandia: so Janet really did steal the granola in Amazon… (Conf) Janet: HOW DARE GHANDIA ACCUSE ME! *Eats granola furiously* (Conf) Ghandia: Janet is crazy. Why wasn’t she on Linox? (Conf)Siobhan: lol ~*~Junus Tribe Day 1~*~ Rupert: I finished the shelter! Rupert: Oh well…at least it’s better than the one I made in all-stars. Stephanie: *Sees coconuts* OMG FOOD!!!! I AM SO HUNGRY!!! Colby: You always are… Stephanie: What was that? Colby: You are a fat pig! Stephanie: I AM! I AM! I AM WHAT!!! HOW DARE YOU. *Eats more* (conf) Rob: Of course as soon as we get to camp Stephanie starts to eat everything. (conf) Colby: Stephanie should change her name to StephaME. (conf)Stephanie: HOW DARE COLBY CALL ME FAT! I am the best player to ever play this game. *Voice crack* I KNOW I AM! I AM! IT’S ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! James: Stephanie stop talking we need ONE VOICE! Stephanie: So it’s all my fault. James: SHUT IT! Stephanie: Whever. *Eats apple* (Conf) James: SHE ATE THE APPLE!!! (conf) Barry: I felt like I needed this one confessional so I wouldn’t be totally invisible. I mean I am Barry Bonds. ~*~Linox Camp~*~ Linda: PRAISE MOTHER AFRICA! Wanda: *Singing* we are in South America. Linda: MOTHER AFRICA IS EVERYWHERE. Wanda: Lolwut? (conf) Linda: People need to respect mother Africa more! Wanda: *sings* (Conf) Joanna: How dare someone over shine my singing Joanna: *Sings* HALLEJUAH!!!!! OH GLORY!!! HALLEJUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! (conf) Greg: My tribe is crazy! Crystal: EAT YO RICE! Debb: RAWKS! Crystal: FORGET CHU!!!! GO HOME!!!! GOODBYE!!!!! YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY 1!!! Debb: This is day 1. Crystal: I see you agree! (Conf) Greg: I bet Minaju is much quieter… ~*~ Minaju Camp~*~ Becky: … Brianna: *Looks at nails* Janet: *Eats Granola* Siobhan: *Screeches* John: FOR THE LAST TIME. YOU PULLING MY HAND TOWARD YOU IS NOT FEELING YOU UP! Ghandia: HOW DARE YOU!!! I AM MARRIED!!! John: SO AM I!!! (conf) John: But I am not 150-200% happy with her. (conf)Ghandia: I can’t believe John did that to me! (conf)John: That girl is crazy. (conf)Ghandia: I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED! HUMILIATED! AND EMOTIONALLY SPENT!! I AM DONE WITH JOHN!!! John: Do you want to align? Ghandia: Sure! ^^ Siobhan: Lol. Brianna: Hey Janet. Janet: Hey! Brianna: We both want to stay in right? Janet: Yeah! Brianna: We both will do whatever it takes right? Janet: Of course. Brianna: And we get along very well. Janet: Yes. Brianna: So…do you know what I am thinking? Janet: Yeah ^.^ Brianna: So…do you want to align? Janet: No I do not. Brianna: …what? Becky: …lol. ~*~Challenge~*~ Courtney: Okay guys! This challenge is simple. Whoever steps over this line first loses the challenge for their team. Ghandia: No body step over that line. Brianna: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! *Steps over line* Courtney: Minaju loses. Now go away! (conf) Ghandia: So close! ~*~Minaju camp~*~ (conf)John: As soon as we got to camp Ghandia and I began to strategize. John: We need to get Brianna out. Ghandia: Yeah she is too wild. Brianna: *Overhears* (conf)Brianna: My tribe wants me out, so there is only one thing I can logically do- Brianna: BECKY! SIOBHAN! Ghandia and John want me out so we have to get rid of Janet to break up their alliance. Becky: …? Siobhan: Lolwut? ~*~ Tribal council ~*~ Courtney: Welcome to tribal council. I don’t feel like questioning you so just vote. Ghandia: *Votes Brianna* You are Crazy. Brianna: *Votes Janet* The Ghandia-John alliance is too strong so I have to get rid of one of them. And this is the only way. Janet: *Votes Ghandia* How dare you accuse me! Courtney: I will read the votes now…. First vote…Ghandia. Ghandia: WTH???? Courtney: Next vote…Brianna. Brianna. Brianna: Oh crap! Courtney: Janet Janet And the 1st person voted out is…JANET KOTH Janet: ??? Siobhan: Lol!
 * Camera cuts to Becky and Brianna
 * Camera cuts to Siobhan and Barry
 * Camera shows the Minaju tribe
 * Camera goes to the Junus tribe
 * Camera cuts to a tree
 * Tribe arrives at camp
 * The tribe goes to search for water
 * Shelter breaks
 * Left side of camp
 * Right side of camp
 * Left side of camp
 * Everyone freezes*