Total Drama Invasion (TDH3)

Hello...it's me, Heather. You know, the complete overlord of all living things? Anyways, whatever. I got 20 losers who are on here to do something...or win....whatever I feel like giving. Anyways, there will be one winner...and I guess there were two previous seasons which were ok. Anyways, welcome to Total Drama Invasion!!!!!

Sign-Ups (CLOSED)
Owen- Platypus09

Gwen- DxGForever

Duncan- Wes Holden

LeShawna- Leshawnafan

Geoff- Cragiled dyrium

Izzy- TDObsessed

DJ- Duncanjustin

Trent- Youre2490

Bridgette- Weblykinly

Lindsay- Heather rocks

Eva- Poppyseed56

Harold- Codmister22

Courtney- Tdi

Sadie- Teamnoah123

Katie- Fanny

Cody- Mrdaimion

Justin- D-Squire

Noah- NoahFTW

Ezekiel- MTDM

Blade(squirrel from TDI)- Sunslicer2

Jerd- Reddy

Elimination Table
TBA

Pre-Chat
Heather: Welcome to Total Drama Invasion. losers!!!

Izzy: Hi Heather, I survived and so did you, lol

Cody: *is hiding from GHwen, Sierra, and Lindsay*

Izzy: cody, dont hide, show yourself!

Lindsay:My stiches hurt..

Gwen: I wonder how am I still alive....

Duncan:*Hides cody behind a bush*

Trent: Hy guys

Heather: Oh, yeah. I revived you or something.

Harold: I told you I would return!!!

Trent: You think Chef would be in charge.

Lindsay:Greta and Ivy!*hugs them*

Cody: When? *covers his mouth once he realizes he revealed his location*

Izzy: Hi Lindsay *hugs back*

Harold: Last season GOSH!

sadie:yaaaaaaaaa......another chance to die'

Sadie:(conf):im starting to consider that might be a bad thing

Lindsay:Ivy!Where's Cody?

Blade: *in high pitch voice* Hi, guys!

Courtney: (glares at Noah, Gwen, Owen, and Ezekiel)

Sadie:*turns lindsays head towards bush*there he is

Katie: *hugs Cody* Hi Cody!

Gwen: Umm, hey guys!

Jewrd: *on phone* Yah! I'm suing the trousers of dis shoe!

Cody:... Hi Katie, I guess...

Lindsay:Cody!*hugs him*Squirrel was that a squirrel?

Blade: *waves* Yup!

Trent: A talking squirrel.

Owen: Hey everyone! What's going on?

Trnet: Hey Owen.

Harold: If you look at its molecular structure, its actually a Wawanakwa Blue Squirrel

Sadie:*smiles*hey katie

Blade: *punches Harold* Nerd.

Harold: Oww! What's your problem GOSH.

Noah:Hi guys, I guess.

Trent: I wonder what squirrel tastes like?

Lindsay:Aw look at the cute little squirrel.*goes to Blade and scratches it chin*

Harold: Look out Lindsay! That thing is dangerous!

Katie: Hey Sadie! Wait, Lindsay! That's my cute Cody! *catfights*

Gwen: (to Trent) I don't think we can.... or at least should eat him

Trent: Wow.....................

Duncan: cool girls fighting

Cody: (CONF) How did I manage to get four girls to like me?

Lindsay:Help me!!

Sadei:harold, iuts a squirel man up

Harold: I'll save you! *starts kung-fu kicking the air*

Trent: *pulls her back and kicks Blade away*

Lindsay:HELP!

Trent: I just did.......................or is it something else.

Gwen: Catfights are just wrong... can someone help them?

Harold: *actually does something and Helps Lindsay*

Lindsay:*pushes Katie off her**leaves screaming*(CONF)She's scary.

Bridgette: Hey guys!

Jerd: *hangs up phone* Heather! Tel' de producers to be ready for some biiiiiiiiiiiiig leg'l trebles.

Trent: Lindsay you ok?

Sadie:oh my gosh katie, are you okay

Harold: (CONF) If Cody can be a ladies man then I can too.

Lindsay:*crying*

Blade: *is on the ground crippled and twitching* Hep me!

Trent: *sits next to Lindsay* Are you ok?

Katie: *is crying*

Lindsay:*gasp*Squirrley!*goes to it and grabs it*Are you okay?

Gwen: (to Katie) Are you ok?

Noah:(CONF) How does Cody get all the girls!

Blade: *coughs up little bone parts*

Trent: The squirrel is evil!

Izzy: fishcakes are evil

Harold: I told you!

Lindsay:How dare you!*slaps him*HOSPITAL!*running around*The squirrel is HURT!

Cody: *runs over to Lindsay and Blade* Are you okay?

Courtney: Heather! Control everyone!

Blade: You! *points at Cody then coughs again*

Trent: see H-Bomb is with me.

Cody: What did I do?

Lindsay:I don't know!

Courtney: What is going on?!

Trent: The evil squirrel is dieing.

Blade: The pervert stepped on me on the island place! And then laughed!

Cody: When?

Gwen: (CONF) Ok, this is getting weird

Trent: You don't remember.

Lindsay:What should I do!?

sadie:i thought i was the pervert that did that

Duncan; Courtny Why do you always ruin everything that is fun

Blade: *to Sadie* You would never do-*cough* that. You're a *cough* nice person.

Harold: Who Cares!! Just kill the da** thing! Its evil! GOSH!!!

Courtney: WHAT?!??! I'M FUN!!!!!

Trent: There are two things we can do bury him or do surgury our selves.

Lindsay:No!

Noah:*whacks Blade with golf club*

Trent: Or um..................that.

Blade: *cries in air* Why do Harold, Noah and Trent want to be mean to me?

Gwen: (to Courtney) Amm, no, you aren't

Duncan: Whatever you say courtney (CONF) Courtney is a fun sucke, Whay do you think i left her for Gwen.......because of that and the reson that she left me for dead for a million bucks

Courtney: (to Gwen) I don't need to hear it from you, gothy!

Lindsay:*leaves with squirrel*It's okay squirrel they won't hurt you.

Cody: *chases after Lindsay*

Gwen: Whatev

Courtney:Hmm.*looking around*

Duncan: *chases blade with an ax*

Noah:Just leave him alone, sorry for hitting you, I was just kinda caught in the moment.

Courtney: (sits down)

Sadie:*chases harold*dont hurt squirley

Lindsay:AH!*running*Help!

Trent: *sits down and trips Sadie*

Noah:What's wrong Lindsay?!

Duncan: *Cuts off Blade's tail*

Cody: Everyone, stop trying to hurt Blade.

Lindsay:Duncan is chasing me with an axe!

Gwen: Duncan! Don't hurt him!

Courtney: (drinks tea)

Trent: One Q who is dating Duncan.

Cody: *tackles Duncan*

Lindsay:Is there a hospital.

Blade: *throws an acorn at Duncan's face* Meanie!

Lindsay:*hits a hospital*Ow.

Trent: Why is there a hospital on a show about dieing?

Cody: *runs up to Lindsay* Are you okay?

Duncan: Whatever *Drops ax on Blade and punches Cody

Noah:*knocks Duncan out with blunt edge of ax*

Lindsay:Is there a hospital.

Gwen: I really don't think so

Trent: That is a cardboard cut out.

Lindsay:*sees that they are on an other state*Am I in Mexico?

Blade: *being crushed by axe* Hep me!

Trent: *picks up the axe* HEP?

Cody: *starts mending Blade's wounds*

Duncan: *jumps out of the bushes and jumps on Noah*

Trent: Cody I think your girlfriend is in Mexico.

Lindsay:*walking around*Where am I?.

Noah:*throws Duncan into the Twilight Zone* HA!

Cody: I'm coming Lindsay! *runs to Mexico*

Gwen: (to Duncan) Don't you have something better to do than hurting people?

Lindsay:Ooh!Mexican food.*goes inside a taco shop*

Taco Man: We need money muchacha.

Cody: *runs into the taco shop* Lindsay! *hugs*

Lindsay:Umm how about this.*gives him a lip gloss*!*hugs back*

Taco Man: Pay or I'll call the cops!

Gwen: (to Duncan) Like for example.... wanna make out?

Lindsay:Cody do you have money.

Cody: I'll handle this. *gives the cashier 5 bucks*

Taco Man: No U.S. Money!

Trent: Hey Gwen.

Lindsay:What no fair.*gives back the taco*

Taco Man: *shows sign* No refunds or returns!

Noah:Here *gives Cody 1,000,000 Mexican Dollars*

Cody:... Not sure how you got that much money, but thanks. *buys 5 tacos for everyone*

Lindsay:Yay Tacos!*eats one*I'm full.

Taco Man: Grasias.

Gwen: (to trent) *a bit awkwardly* hey (that's about 150 000 dolars)

Lindsay:De nede!

Noah:I always carry emergency money from each country just in case. And no tacos is definetaly an emergency.

Taco Man: Rubia tonta

Trent: Gwen can we talk?

Gwen: *nervously* ...sure

Trent: I still like you.

Lindsay:*eats another taco*

Gwen: *shocked*... as a friend? (CONF) I know the answer

Taco Man: Si no voy a tomar una propina.

Trent: No I still like like you.

Gwen: I see... but I'm whit Duncan, you know.

Trent: *disapointed* I know.

Gwen: (CONF) I really like Trent... as a friend... I think... but Duncan is my boyfriend and... *sights*

Noah:I don't know why you still like Duncan, he's such a jerk now.

Lindsay:(CONF)I think Gwen and Trent will be great together.

Gwen: It's complicated... he is like my best best friend... however he's sometimes a big jerk...