User blog comment:Alpha Ranger/My leg broke./@comment-4486739-20141001004236/@comment-4486739-20141005131521

you're not the only one, i keep on getting scared they'll suddenly break one day with me in one and then i'll be stuck in one forever until i'm old and..and..and...(hyperventilating) i'm sorry...but in all seriousness, that is what i'm scared of.