User blog:Thebiggesttdifan/The Alfred Awards!-Part 1

'''Some of you who also reside on the Total Drama Island Fanfiction Wiki may have read my negative blog post bashing Alfred Yankovic and the Gorillaz. After a couple of comments telling me my blog post really wasn't nesseccary, I stepped in the grave I had dug with that post and lay there, but I'll be out in 3 weeks or 1 week, if Nalyd listens to this.'''

'''Well, after that I looked up both bands. I realized I had made some factual errors with the Gorillaz, but an explicit song's still and explicit song, and I'm not really gonna listen to them. As for Alfred...I took a long listen to about four of his songs, and I got "Canadian Idiot", "I'll Sue Ya", "Fat", and "Trapped in the Drive Thru" in my head earlier today. I will still use the term "Alfred" to mock him, but I realized he isn't that bad. I realized that a lot of his songs could relate to the TDI characters' personalities, so I decided to turn those into character theme songs, but I still need a lot of help. So I present...THE ALFRED AWARDS!'''

If you would like to, vote for one person for a song they're nomineed for as a comment, and continue with the others. The ones with the majority of votes for them will acquire that song!

Song: Fat (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)
Where I First Heard of "Fat": People love Alfred around the TDI wikis, and I heard of it as a song for Owen. When I actually heard it...I didn't actually hear it until last night.

The Nominees: Owen, Leshawna

Why Owen? He's the ideal person to use in this song. Every trait fits him perfectly. However, no contestant can get more than one song awarded, and he may also be nominated for "Eat It".

'''Why Leshawna? '''She is sort of fat. To tell you the truth, the main reason I put her up is for this to have some competition. But vote as you wanna vote, and who knows, this girl might end up with a fat theme song.

Song: Canadian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)
Where I First Heard of "Canadian Idiot": See above, just change "Owen" to "Ezekiel".

The Nominees: Ezekiel, the entire TDI cast

'''Why Ezekiel? '''He's the most Canadian and the most idiotic. Bingo. Once again, the ideal choice, but this could end up as a reprise to every TDI character. Besides, a lot of the words don't really include stuff that he did.

'''Why the entire TDI cast? '''Because they're all Canadian. Not all of them are idiots, but a lot of the words describe the stuff they did in the show. To tell you the truth, I like this concept better, as doing it for Ezekiel has been overused.

Song: Ebay (Parody of I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys)
Where I First Heard of "Ebay": I remember I was in school once and I commented to a substitute teacher that "I remembered this song about Ebay, but I don't know what it is." She replied by saying, "Y'know, Weird Al Yankovic has this song about Ebay. Maybe you're thinking about that..." I wasn't, but it's a pretty good song anyway.

The Nominees: Trent, Lindsay, Beth

'''Why Trent? '''He IS a guitar player, and he seems like the type of guy that would go searching around for things desperately. He would especially be mingling with some guy from Norway on the Internet. Mainly I choose him because the song's guitar sounds a lot like his.

'''Why Lindsay? '''She can be really gullible when searching for things. Seems appropriate that she would auction on crap that comes in bubble wrap. I think she'd be the best choice, but why should such a good song go with such a bad character? To me, at least. Take your pick.

'''Why Beth? '''She's a wannabe. She'll do anything to get her famous. That would be bidding on junk from guys she doesn't know. Did she get her batons from Ebay? I dunno. Take your pick.

Well, that wraps up Part 1 of The Alfred Awards! Please say who you might vote for in a comment.