Total Drama Invasion (TDH3)

Hello...it's me, Heather. You know, the complete overlord of all living things? Anyways, whatever. I got 20 losers who are on here to do something...or win....whatever I feel like giving. Anyways, there will be one winner...and I guess there were two previous seasons which were ok. Anyways, welcome to Total Drama Invasion!!!!!

Sign-Ups (CLOSED)
Owen- Platypus09

Gwen- DxGForever

Duncan- Wes Holden

LeShawna- Leshawnafan

Geoff- Cragiled dyrium

Izzy- TDObsessed

DJ- Duncanjustin

Trent- Youre2490

Bridgette- Weblykinly

Lindsay- Heather rocks

Eva- Poppyseed56

Harold- Codmister22

Courtney- Tdi

Sadie- Teamnoah123

Katie- Fanny

Cody- Mrdaimion

Justin- D-Squire

Noah- NoahFTW

Ezekiel- MTDM

Blade(squirrel from TDI)- Sunslicer2 Jerd- Reddy

Rules
Do NOT edit more than once in a row. Give others a chance. Otherwise it's called spam.

Do NOT edit the elimination table. At all. Unless I give permission.

Do NOT curse. But saying anything that TDI would say is fine!

Do NOT godplay. This includes winning in one sentence or before anyone else gets a chance. (i.e. Gerry: *drools* Gerry: *wakes up* Gerry: *runs to finsh line*)

Do NOT sing. You can use *sing*, but don't actually put lyrics. It takes up WAY too much space.

Do HAVE FUN!!!!

And Killing is allowed...>:)...after they get booted.

Pre-Chat
Heather: Welcome to Total Drama Invasion. losers!!!

Izzy: Hi Heather, I survived and so did you, lol

Cody: *is hiding from GHwen, Sierra, and Lindsay*

Izzy: cody, dont hide, show yourself!

Lindsay:My stiches hurt..

Gwen: I wonder how am I still alive....

Duncan:*Hides cody behind a bush*

Trent: Hy guys

Heather: Oh, yeah. I revived you or something.

Harold: I told you I would return!!!

Trent: You think Chef would be in charge.

Lindsay:Greta and Ivy!*hugs them*

Cody: When? *covers his mouth once he realizes he revealed his location*

Izzy: Hi Lindsay *hugs back*

Harold: Last season GOSH!

sadie:yaaaaaaaaa......another chance to die'

Sadie:(conf):im starting to consider that might be a bad thing

Lindsay:Ivy!Where's Cody?

Blade: *in high pitch voice* Hi, guys!

Courtney: (glares at Noah, Gwen, Owen, and Ezekiel)

Sadie:*turns lindsays head towards bush*there he is

Katie: *hugs Cody* Hi Cody!

Gwen: Umm, hey guys!

Jewrd: *on phone* Yah! I'm suing the trousers of dis shoe!

Cody:... Hi Katie, I guess...

Lindsay:Cody!*hugs him*Squirrel was that a squirrel?

Blade: *waves* Yup!

Trent: A talking squirrel.

Owen: Hey everyone! What's going on?

Trnet: Hey Owen.

Harold: If you look at its molecular structure, its actually a Wawanakwa Blue Squirrel

Sadie:*smiles*hey katie

Blade: *punches Harold* Nerd.

Harold: Oww! What's your problem GOSH.

Noah:Hi guys, I guess.

Trent: I wonder what squirrel tastes like?

Lindsay:Aw look at the cute little squirrel.*goes to Blade and scratches it chin*

Harold: Look out Lindsay! That thing is dangerous!

Katie: Hey Sadie! Wait, Lindsay! That's my cute Cody! *catfights*

Gwen: (to Trent) I don't think we can.... or at least should eat him

Trent: Wow.....................

Duncan: cool girls fighting

Cody: (CONF) How did I manage to get four girls to like me?

Lindsay:Help me!!

Sadei:harold, iuts a squirel man up

Harold: I'll save you! *starts kung-fu kicking the air*

Trent: *pulls her back and kicks Blade away*

Lindsay:HELP!

Trent: I just did.......................or is it something else.

Gwen: Catfights are just wrong... can someone help them?

Harold: *actually does something and Helps Lindsay*

Lindsay:*pushes Katie off her**leaves screaming*(CONF)She's scary.

Bridgette: Hey guys!

Jerd: *hangs up phone* Heather! Tel' de producers to be ready for some biiiiiiiiiiiiig leg'l trebles.

Trent: Lindsay you ok?

Sadie:oh my gosh katie, are you okay

Harold: (CONF) If Cody can be a ladies man then I can too.

Lindsay:*crying*

Blade: *is on the ground crippled and twitching* Hep me!

Trent: *sits next to Lindsay* Are you ok?

Katie: *is crying*

Lindsay:*gasp*Squirrley!*goes to it and grabs it*Are you okay?

Gwen: (to Katie) Are you ok?

Noah:(CONF) How does Cody get all the girls!

Blade: *coughs up little bone parts*

Trent: The squirrel is evil!

Izzy: fishcakes are evil

Harold: I told you!

Lindsay:How dare you!*slaps him*HOSPITAL!*running around*The squirrel is HURT!

Cody: *runs over to Lindsay and Blade* Are you okay?

Courtney: Heather! Control everyone!

Blade: You! *points at Cody then coughs again*

Trent: see H-Bomb is with me.

Cody: What did I do?

Lindsay:I don't know!

Courtney: What is going on?!

Trent: The evil squirrel is dieing.

Blade: The pervert stepped on me on the island place! And then laughed!

Cody: When?

Gwen: (CONF) Ok, this is getting weird

Trent: You don't remember.

Lindsay:What should I do!?

sadie:i thought i was the pervert that did that

Duncan; Courtny Why do you always ruin everything that is fun

Blade: *to Sadie* You would never do-*cough* that. You're a *cough* nice person.

Harold: Who Cares!! Just kill the da** thing! Its evil! GOSH!!!

Courtney: WHAT?!??! I'M FUN!!!!!

Trent: There are two things we can do bury him or do surgury our selves.

Lindsay:No!

Noah:*whacks Blade with golf club*

Trent: Or um..................that.

Blade: *cries in air* Why do Harold, Noah and Trent want to be mean to me?

Gwen: (to Courtney) Amm, no, you aren't

Duncan: Whatever you say courtney (CONF) Courtney is a fun sucke, Whay do you think i left her for Gwen.......because of that and the reson that she left me for dead for a million bucks

Courtney: (to Gwen) I don't need to hear it from you, gothy!

Lindsay:*leaves with squirrel*It's okay squirrel they won't hurt you.

Cody: *chases after Lindsay*

Gwen: Whatev

Courtney:Hmm.*looking around*

Duncan: *chases blade with an ax*

Noah:Just leave him alone, sorry for hitting you, I was just kinda caught in the moment.

Courtney: (sits down)

Sadie:*chases harold*dont hurt squirley

Lindsay:AH!*running*Help!

Trent: *sits down and trips Sadie*

Noah:What's wrong Lindsay?!

Duncan: *Cuts off Blade's tail*

Cody: Everyone, stop trying to hurt Blade.

Lindsay:Duncan is chasing me with an axe!

Gwen: Duncan! Don't hurt him!

Courtney: (drinks tea)

Trent: One Q who is dating Duncan.

Cody: *tackles Duncan*

Lindsay:Is there a hospital.

Blade: *throws an acorn at Duncan's face* Meanie!

Lindsay:*hits a hospital*Ow.

Trent: Why is there a hospital on a show about dieing?

Cody: *runs up to Lindsay* Are you okay?

Duncan: Whatever *Drops ax on Blade and punches Cody

Noah:*knocks Duncan out with blunt edge of ax*

Lindsay:Is there a hospital.

Gwen: I really don't think so

Trent: That is a cardboard cut out.

Lindsay:*sees that they are on an other state*Am I in Mexico?

Blade: *being crushed by axe* Hep me!

Trent: *picks up the axe* HEP?

Cody: *starts mending Blade's wounds*

Duncan: *jumps out of the bushes and jumps on Noah*

Trent: Cody I think your girlfriend is in Mexico.

Lindsay:*walking around*Where am I?.

Noah:*throws Duncan into the Twilight Zone* HA!

Cody: I'm coming Lindsay! *runs to Mexico*

Gwen: (to Duncan) Don't you have something better to do than hurting people?

Lindsay:Ooh!Mexican food.*goes inside a taco shop*

Taco Man: We need money muchacha.

Cody: *runs into the taco shop* Lindsay! *hugs*

Lindsay:Umm how about this.*gives him a lip gloss*!*hugs back*

Taco Man: Pay or I'll call the cops!

Gwen: (to Duncan) Like for example.... wanna make out?

Lindsay:Cody do you have money.

Cody: I'll handle this. *gives the cashier 5 bucks*

Taco Man: No U.S. Money!

Trent: Hey Gwen.

Lindsay:What no fair.*gives back the taco*

Taco Man: *shows sign* No refunds or returns!

Noah:Here *gives Cody 1,000,000 Mexican Dollars*

Cody:... Not sure how you got that much money, but thanks. *buys 5 tacos for everyone*

Lindsay:Yay Tacos!*eats one*I'm full.

Taco Man: Grasias.

Gwen: (to trent) *a bit awkwardly* hey (that's about 150 000 dolars)

Lindsay:De nede!

Noah:I always carry emergency money from each country just in case. And no tacos is definetaly an emergency.

Taco Man: Rubia tonta

Trent: Gwen can we talk?

Gwen: *nervously* ...sure

Trent: I still like you.

Lindsay:*eats another taco*

Gwen: *shocked*... as a friend? (CONF) I know the answer

Taco Man: Si no voy a tomar una propina.

Trent: No I still like like you.

Gwen: I see... but I'm whit Duncan, you know.

Trent: *disapointed* I know.

Gwen: (CONF) I really like Trent... as a friend... I think... but Duncan is my boyfriend and... *sights*

Noah:I don't know why you still like Duncan, he's such a jerk now.

Lindsay:(CONF)I think Gwen and Trent will be great together.

Gwen: It's complicated... he is like my best best friend... however he's sometimes a big jerk...

Trent: *starts to smile a bit*

Lindsay:*gets back from Mexico*

Blade: *waves at Lindsay*

Taco Man: ¿Por qué me Brind de regreso con ustedes uno no inteligent?

Lindsay:*waves back*

Cody: *is right behind Lindsay* We brought tacos! :D (xD)

Noah:*takes one* That's the stuff!

Taco Man: Why did you guys bring me?!?!?!?!?!

Heather: No Mexican food allowed!!!! *throws all tacos off a cliff*

Lindsay:No!

Taco Man: What about me? I have it I could Co-host.

Heather: *throws Taco Man off the cliff* Anyone else???

Lindsay:*points to Duncan*

Gwen: No! He's my boyfriend! (CONF) At least for now

'Lindsay:He almost killed me!

Gwen: True... but still

Blade: *points at Harold, Noah, Duncan, Trent, and a hobo* Make them go bye-bye.

Lindsay:What he did good?

Noah:Blade, I tried to help you!

Duncan: See Noah being nice and friendly doesn't get you anywhere in life. Gwen if you are nice to people the hurt you at the end so it is easier to hurt them in the begining *kisses Gwen*

Gwen: *smiles* *kisses back*

Duncan: good with that out of the way lets beat up some geeks *gives Harold a wedgie*

Gwen: *giggles*

Courtney: Why is there a raco man here?

Sadie:*eye twitching*a better question is why am i covered in a dead taco mans blood and guts

Day 1
Heather: Ew, I hate host...oh hi losers! Anyways, you're first challenge is to...um...*lets out a bunch of aliens* Think of the most creative way to deal with the aliens! The best two creative ways get to pick teams!!!

SadieL:i KNOW WHAT TO DO*runs into forest

Sadie(CONF):you know that board game mouse trap, if ii can make a giant mouse trap field, i could win

Noah:*sets up automatic laser shooter, enters average alien body mass coordinates and waits*

Sadie*while building her trap*:noah, there comes a time when strategy overtakes reason, we should be allies for 1 because no one would expect it, and 2 because you could maybe become a target eventually

Cody: *starts drawing down on paper a machine that shoots a laser into the sky causing it to rain unicorns and the unicorns pick up the aliens and drop them in a fake volcano, and that volcano is really a cannon that shoots them back to their home planet.*

Katie: *is getting abducted but then faceplants the ground* Ow

Cody: *calls out* Are you okay?

Geoff:I totally know what most people hate the most! It's no different for aliens*runs off*

Duncan: *Tricks the aliems into thinking that some buffon like harold was their master and then rip them into pieces with a chainsaw when they think we're friendly.*

Blade: I know! *looks at Lindsay*

Noah:*uses his machine to annihalate 22 aliens*

Izzy: I know, feed them fishcakes, with poison in them, but they taste like cupcakes! :D And then, they end up dying!

Geoff:*comes back with books*These things kill me! Get the aliens to read these books and do my homework

Bridgette: Geoff, that is not a way to properly deal with aliens! Now get the aliens to make a machine to stop world hunger.

Noah:*drops a bomb that has radiation that only affects aliens and destroys them*

LeShawna: Uhh where the heck did she get all of these things??? And are we on teams?

Noah:Not Yet, Oh one left *shoots it in head*

LeShawna: That is just nasty

Gwen:*uses a weapon that leaves all the aliens immobiles* *uses a nuclear weapon who kills them*

Noah:So I guess that wraps that up, what's the prize, Team Captain?

LeShawna: As long as nothing nasty like that comes after me as the reward, then present it Heather.

Izzy: Heather, I have a way to kill the aliens! :D, you can show yourself and they would faint from your hotness!

Izzy: *shows aliens picture of heather* told ya' theyd faint! *aliens faint*

Sadie:*throws up*Izzy, put that away

LeShawna: *Laughs* Only Heather has the power to do that.

Izzy: Sadie, that was mean, heatehr happens to be gorgeous (sorry for bein OOC there :p)

Noah:Um...Izzy, all of the aliens are already dead.

Sadie:we need to keep the challenge going, so im using puppies*lets out a box of puppies*there, let it continue

LeShawna: Good. I'm glad those aliens are dead. They were some kind of freaky

Sadie;i thought they were cuter than the puppies*throws puppy in a paper shredder*

LeShawna: Girl you crazy if you think aliens are cuter then puppies

Duncan: *chases after the puppies with an Ax*


 * puppie sadie threw comes out of the paper shedder, is eaten by a dog, which is eaten by a shark, which is eaten by a killer whale, which then spits it off a cliff*

Sadie:*eye twitching and shocked*i.........i meant to do that

Noah:Uh-Oh *sees walkers from War of the Worlds coming toward them*

Heather: The challenge is to be creative, because there is an endless supply! *sends out more aliens*

Sadie:*grabs aliens and throws it in paper shredder*come back whaley, eat the alien

Izzy: Explosivo returns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boom-Boom! I must make that bomb i made last season! *starts making bomb*

Duncan: *teaches then high school level math........this makes their brains hurt and then explode*

Noah:*travels through time and brings back a Raptor which starts mutilating the aliens*

Lindsay:Here aliens!*gets lipgloss out*Throws it at them*On dies*Yay!

Duncan *takes some of the math books and smashesa in the aliens skulls with the books*

Lindsay:*puts lipstick on one alien*It dissapears*Yay!

Duncan *takes out an Ax and starts chopping them up into little pieces and makes an alien Stew and feeds it to Owen*

LeShawna: *Smacks an alien* Ohh you're gonna feel that one

Lindsay:*smacks a Alien with her purse*Take that!

Noah:*puts them in a cabinet that turns them into popcorn that everybody enjoys*

Duncan:*pepper sprays an alien and watches it crash and explode* Heather this is the best challenge EVER

Eva: Okay, you pound em.

Lindsay:*hits the aliens with her purse*

Sadie:*makes aliens watch two and a half men(nough said)

Eva: *crashes two aliens' heads together, makes them eat chef's cooking*

Sadie:*thows one of her 3 bras at aliens*take that

Lindsay:*&draws on an alien face and it burnms*

Eva: *takes one of Sadie's other bras and throws it at the alien*

'Gwen: *sprays tear gas on aliens* *cuts them in little pieces* *thrwos the pieces into a volcano*

Duncan: *Makes them watch the movie signs* (lets just say lots of aliens die in that movie)

Lindsay:I don't know what to do..Hmm..

Sadie:Im down to my last bra aliens, IM NOT PLAYING AROUND HERE

Blade: *starts throwing acorn grenades* Wha-cha!

Duncan: *steps on Blade* Sorry I thought you were an alien

Lindsay:Hm..

Noah:*crushes alien's heads with doors*

Sadie:*throws aliens into another universe*

Lindsay:Wow your strong..

Duncan: *cuts more aliens up waith an Ax*

Noah:*makes them watch bad comedians until they comitt suicide*

Sadie:crap, thats hard to beat

Noah:*has Dracula and Frankenstein's Monster attack them*

Lindsay:*kicks an alien it does nothing**alien chase after her*AH!

Blade: Wha-cha! *jumps on aliens face, pees on him, jumps off, then watches as the alien runs into the paper shredder and dies, then Blade does a ninja pose*