Total Drama Toxic Neighborhood

'''Chris: I KNEW, I KNEW, I COULDN'T TRUST DANTE TO CARRY A BARF BAG! SERIOUSLY! HE DROPPED A BARF BAG OF OOZE! IT WAS AS HEAVY AS 1 POUND! COME ON! Well, um, we have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Ooze, kind of like toxic, infecting the area. ANOTHER REVENGE OF THE STUPID ISLAND! Thanks Dante......thanks a lot.'''

Re-Re-Sign-Ups (CLOSED)
1. Amy - The Impatient Malfested Girl - DaRealLeon

2. La Cazadora - The Female Luchadore - DaRealLeon

3. Nina - The Secret Assassin - DaRealLeon

4. Miles - The Laidback Guy who's too cool for school - TrentFan

5. Drake - The Guy who only talks in Rhyme - TrentFan

6. Kobe - The Pushover - TrentFan

7. Inca - The Eco Lover - Liamliamliam

8. Justin-Jake - The "Normal" One - Liamliamliam

9. My - The First Bro - MRace2010

10. Name - The Second Bro - MRace2010

11. Is - The Third Bro - MRace2010

12. Radia - The Gleaming Beauty - ParaGoomba348

13. Davy Jones - The Pirate - ParaGoomba348

14. Eddie - The Kinda Cool Guy - ParaGoomba348

15. Gia - The Perfectionist - Stars&Straps20

16. Billy - The Annoying Nerd - Stars&Straps20

17. Brendan-The Calculating Guy-Phyneo

18. Jessica-The Sports Chick-Phyneo

19. Bruce-The Guy who loves Batman-Phyneo

20. Lily-The Sexy girl- LxJ

21. Lara-The Sweet girl- LxJ

22. Marshall Lee- The Vampire King- Berryleaf

23. Mark - The Bad Boy - Sunsummer7

24. Dorothy - The Sweet, Adventurous Girl - Sunsummer7

Episode 1 - Them Colors
'''Chris: WELCOME EVERYONE TO TOTAL DRAMA TOXIC NEIGHBORHOOD! Watch your step.'''

Cazadora: YAY, WOOHOO!!!

Nina: I dont need you tell me what to watch out for >.>

Amy:..

Brendan: Someone certainly is excited.

Jessica: Yeah! Total Drama this season is mine!

Bruce: *dressed like Batman* Hi I'm Bruce...er... I'm Batman!

Chris: Okay then.........

Drake: Hi, I hope you don't mind if I brought this pie. *holds up random pie* What? I needed a rhyme. Hopefully I'm not judged for it this time.

Nina:.......what?

Gia: *Arrives* hello world! Gia has arriv- *sees that Nina's shoes is untied* oh, that's not perfect. *ties her shoe* All better!

Billy: *arrives* Hello humans. The name is Billy. But if you would like you can call me by my pen name that I will use when I write my physics book. Dr. Bill.

My: Hi

Name: To

Is: Everyone

Nina *to Gia* MY SHOES DONT HAVE TIES! Cant you see that this is an assassin suit?

Miles: So.........um, what's up? *to anyone*

Bruce: This camp...Is full of good people...ready to compete!

Kobe: Yeah, I bet. (CONF) Hopefully I manage to assert myself sometime when I'm here......

Miles: Yeah, everyone looks cool so far.

Gia: *to Nina* Oh, then you really need shoelaces, gurl. Oh your hair is a little messed up let me get that for you. *fixes her hair*

Nina: >.>

Billy: Wow, this toxic neighborhood is scientifically impossible. And awesome!

Drake: It is? Well, now I know this.

Cazadora: YAY! wait, is competeing in toxic safe?

Miles: Probably not.

Cazadora: Oh, as long as my mask doesnt get vaporized I'll be fine ^-^

Miles: Alright, cool.

Drake: This toxic is really weird. I guess it's better than a Neighborhood run by Blackbeard.

Billy: Actually, competing with toxic is quite dangerous. The slightest of smell and touch of it can be a hazard to the nasal passages and to the skin. The skin will become one bubbly mess and rip off in the blink of the eye and the nose airways can become swollen and suffocate unless you are an experienced mouth breather but if you are you will still die in a matter of seconds.

'''Chris: Okay. TEAM TIME! The team captains will be: Cazadora the Explorer, Drake the Random, and Justin-Jake the freak, in that order (some random people who came to mind). Okay Cazadora, you're up first. (USERS, YOU CAN NOT PICK YOUR OTHER CHARACTERS UNTIL THE SECOND TURN)'''

Cazadora: Miles, come on down and you can be my ally!

Drake: Nina, I choose you. I think a rhyme was overdue.

JJ: i pick name

Cazadora: Amy, you seem nice.

Drake: My, you are on my team. You're the second one, it seems.

JJ: Inca.

Cazadora: Kobe.

Drake: Mark. As long as you don't bark.

JJ: Billy.

Cazadora: Gia...........I guess.

Drake: Batman (Bruce) seems nice. I pick him, hoping he's not as cold as ice.

JJ: Brendan.

Cazadora: Dorothy.

Drake: Radia doesn't seem bad. I choose you, no need to be sad.

JJ: Is.

Cazadora: Lara

Drake: Marshall Lee, you get to be on this team made by me.

JJ: Jessica.

Cazadora: Lily.

Drake: Davy Jones, you can come with us, by the way, does your locker really have bones?

JJ: Eddie.

'''Chris: AND THE TEAMS ARE SET! You guys have ten minutes to chat before something else happens.'''

Brendan: Hey team! I'm Brendan!

'''Chris: Okay since only Brendan is talking let's move on. Today's challenge...............TEAM NAMES AND COLORS! The captains will have to approve, but since Justin-Jake is currently asleep *points at JJ sleeping* Brendan will be the one to approve for his team. The Captain may not come up with a team name, their team must think of one. The captain picks the colors though. MAKE IT MATCH YOUR NAME!'''

Mark: I was thinking the Vicious Vipers.

Dorothy: The Purple Puppies.

Cazadora: Nice one Dorothy, anyone else?

Kobe: The Amazing Astros?

Drake: *to Mark* Nice I like it, anymore ideas before the cannon's lit?

Jessica: How about the Sky Strikers?

Cazadora: hmmmmm..... Im going with Purple Puppies ^-^

Nina: Mishima Assassins

Bruce: The Batman Brawlers?

Drake: Alright, I like the Mishima Assassins, it's really good. It matches the spirit of the Neighborhood. The color is red. Enough said.

Brendan: Well...as we aren't getting any other suggestions... and out captain is sleeping... I guess we will go with Sky Strikers and the color is green. Cause green represents wind and whatnot.

'''Chris: Alright! Nice names, they're all fierce.......except the Purple Puppies. I like the colors they all match their name, Brendan explained his, Purple Puppies is self-explanitory, Mishima Assassins is red for blood. However, Purple Puppies doesn't really fit in, so you guys lose and THE OTHER TEAMS WIN! Purple Puppies, I'll see you at elimination.'''

Cazadora: Oh well, nice effort team.

Gia: The Purple Puppies really? I would've gone with the Perfect Perfectionists. *looks at her team* Oh, you guys do not look perfect.

Miles: Well, I guess it could be worse. I could be uncool.

Elimination Ceremony 1 - Purple Puppies
'''Chris: Alright a bunch of newbies..........and MIles. Anyways, the voting system is: you vote in the confessional and when majority votes against someone is cast, I'll delete the votes and stuff. Alright vote!'''

'''Chris: Alright, today we will be giving tacos to the people safe. Alright, the people safe are: Miles! *throws* Amy! *throws* Kobe! *throws* Lily! *throws* Gia! *throws* and Dorothy! *throws* Lara, Cazadora there is only one taco left and it goes to *both look nervously at the taco* ............................Cazadora! *throws* Lara, you're gone! Sorry gal.'''

Purple Puppies Lunch Chat
'''Chris: For losing we serve...........stale crackers, chunky milk, and the tacos you got yesterday. Enjoy!'''

Amy: :/

Cazadora: Usually my road crew provides better.....oh well

Miles: Aw. This food is uncool.

Dorothy: *to Miles* I'll trade you my milk for your crackers.

Gia: This lunch is so not good for my perfect skin...

Amy: Can I not eat at all?

'''Chris: Sure. Okay, we'll have a giveaway for Amy's food. WHO WANTS HER CRACKERS, RAISE YOUR HAND?'''

Dorothy: *raises hand*

Chris: *throws stale crackers in a bag to Dorothy* ALRIGHT, WHO WANTS HER CHUNKY MILK, RAISE YOUR HAND?

Mishima Assassins Lunch Chat
'''Chris: For winning we serve........Steak, Orange Juice, and Salads. Enjoy!'''

Mark: *eats steak and salad, sips OJ*

Drake: *eats steak* Mmmm!

Bruce: *eats steak* You wanna know... why I﻿ eat steaks? Salads are eaten too fast, you can't savour all the little juiciness.

Nina: *Grabs salad*

Sky Strikers Lunch Chat
'''Chris: For winning we serve.........Hot Wings, Apple Juice, and Chow Mein. Enjoy!'''

Brendan: Yes! Nice job team! *digs in*

Billy: Did you know back in the "Golden Age" as people called it, Cave mean and women eat rocks and leaves?

Brendan:....No I did not know that. Thanks for that...information.