My Total Drama: Revenge of the Island

13 contestants. 13 episodes. 1 host. 1 cranky cook. $1,000,000! And currently some people standing here. What ya' waiting for? Sign-Up!

Sign Ups
3 each.
 * 1) Mike - Sunsummer7
 * 2) Zoey - Sunsummer7
 * 3) Anne Maria - TrentFan
 * 4) Jo - Scienceboy0
 * 5) Cameron - Scienceboy0
 * 6) Brick - S321
 * 7) Scott - Totaldramaseriesfan234
 * 8) Sam - Scienceboy0
 * 9) Lightning - Sunsummer7
 * 10) Dawn - TrentFan
 * 11) B - S321
 * 12) Staci - TrentFan

Eliminated

 * 1) Dakota - Flamethrower12

Pre-Chat
Chris: We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. And now, we're heading back to were it all began. Camp Wawanakwa. And here comes our cast!


 * a boat is arriving towards the island*

Chris: Lightning!

Lightning: The Lightning's gonna' win it all, like he always has! Sha-bam!

Chris: Zoey and Mike!

Zoey: We're finally here.

Mike: Exciting, right?

B: *gets off the boat* This is gonna rock!

Brick: *salutes the island* You bet it is big guy!

Scott: *runs off the boat* so this is it...huh?

Jo: *backflips off boat* I am going to win this for sure.

Cameron: Um...Hi everyone.

Sam: *plays on video games*

Chris: Welcoming, The Tough Guy (Scott), The Tomboy (Jo), Game Wizard (Sam), and Bubble Boy (Cameron).

Dawn: *steps off boat* Hey Chris, your aura seems grey.

Staci: *steps off* My great great uncle invented boats, YAH! Before then they used to use rafts to get where they wanted, YAH!

Anne Maria: *steps off* You all need a little tan spray. *sprays all over* I'm already Jersey Perfect!

Brick: *to Staci* Suuuuure and I'm a wizard with magical powers and a scar!

Jo: Chris, I'm more than just a tom-boy, I am the best, I am the strongest, I am the smartest, and by extension, the meanest.

Brick: Yeah, yeah, save it for later sister! The king pin's in town! *flexes out his muscles and kisses them*

Chris: *to Jo* Clearly you haven't met Eva. (XD)

Jo: She may look stronger, but I am the REAL strong one.

Anne Maria: *sprays Brick* You were looking a little pasty.

Brick: *slaps the spray can out of Anne's hand* Who ya callin pasty tan-in-a-can?!

Jo: A small tip, don't be mean to your fellow contestants when you might still be on a team with them.

Brick: Whatever Butch. I'm playing by my own rules, and they don't call for me being a pansy!

Anne Maria: *grabs her spray can* Whatever.

Chris: Time to get the teams ready. First, race to the end of the forest. GO!

Lightning: *runs ahead of everyone*

Brick: HASTA LA VISTA LOSERS! *runs ahead*

Lightning: *runs ahead of Brick*

Brick: Oh yeah?! I'll show you! *runs ahead of Lightning* HAHA!!!

Dawn: *begins to run*

Staci: *begins to run* YAH!

Anne Maria: I refuse to run!

Brick: *runs faster, picking up speed* WOHOOOO!!!!!

Dawn: *continues running* Hello birds!

Stacis: *continues running*

Brick: *runs faster*

Lightning: *runs faster, becomes neck and neck with Brick*

Dawn: *continues running*

Staci: *continues running* YAH!

Brick: *sprints and runs more*

Dawn: *runs faster*

Staci: *continues running* YAH!

Jo: *Runs past Staci and Dawn* You two in front have to watch out!

Sam: *walks while playing video games*

Cameron: *tries to run* AH! MY LEGS!

Brick: *runs pas everyone* NANANANANAAAAAA

Jo: *passes Lightning* Brick! You won't be ahead for long!

Brick: *keeps running ahead* That's what you think!

Dawn: *passes Lightning*

Staci: *passes Lightning*

Jo: *is right behind Brick now* Only because its true!

Dawn: *catches up to Jo* Hey Jo! Your aura seems fitting!

Staci: *runs*

Jo: Thanks *passes Brick and finish line* Yes!

Dawn: *passes Brick and reaches the finish line* Nice one!

Brick: *reaches finiish line* D'OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Jo: I gave you a head start, and you still don't win.

Brick: There's only ONE EXPLANATION FOR THIS PREDIIIICAAMENT! One, you cheated. Two, you cheated, or three YOU CHEEAAAATTTTEEED!!!!

Staci: *reaches finish* Fourth, YAH!

Lightning: *crosses*

(Sun: Edit conflicts hate me.)

Jo: Cheating is for losers.

Cameron: Almost there! *falls* MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: *carries Cameron* I got you buddy.

Dawn: Nice win Jo.

Anne Maria: *walking there, spraying herself*

Cameron: Thanks.

Sam: *is playing video games, and is last*

Mike: *passes with Cameron*

B: That was tough. Oh well.

Sam: *passes Anne Maria, VERY SLOWLY*

Cameron: Here we are! *they pass finish line*

Anne Maria: *passes Sam again and finishes*

Sam: *also finishes*

Zoey: *passes*

Chris: I will now announce the teams.

Brick: YEAH! I hope I'm on the good team!!!

Chris: Team A is Jo, Lightning, Brick, Cameron, B, Sam, and Dakota. Team B is Mike, Zoey, Scott, Staci, Dawn, and Anne Maria. Ready for team names?

Brick: Well as self proclaimed team leader yadda yadda yadda, we are THE CONQUISTADORS!!!

Dawn: *to team* What do you think?

Jo: *to Brick* It looks like I'm on your team third pig.

Dakota: I want be the Evil Angels!

Brick: You're just jealous you don't have any awesome names for my awesome team!

Cameron: So, what is this first challenge?

Brick: Either A, a poll about how awesome I am, or B, a contest to make the best statue of me!!!!

(Liam: Can I do the Elimination Table?)

Cameron: I highly doubt Chris would do a chellenge on one specific person.

Chris: Alright, stop talking so I can explain.

Brick: Okay! I'll stop talking so I can hear how awesome the challenge about me is going to be!!

Chris: For starters, Team A is the Toxic Rats. Team B is the Mutant Maggots. I've hidden an immunity idol somewhere in the camp.

Challenge One
Chris: Your job is to cut down your team's totem, ride the river on it, and the first to bring it to camp, wins. Jo, your team gets a trampoline, Dawn, yours gets a hacksaw. GO!

Brick: *jumps on the trampline and grabs onto the totem* GUYS! Bang on the ground so this thing falls!

Lightning: *bangs on the ground*

Mike: *throws saw at rope*

Brick: It's going! *the totem falls and lands on the ground* NOW MOVE TEAM MOVE! *gets on it*

Mike: *throws saw at rope again cutting it down* (I'm going to bed, good night)


 * The Maggots quickly gain on the Rats in the river*

Lightning: We have to do something!

Jo: I have an idea. *grabs Sam's video game and throws it at the Maggots*

Sam: HEY!

Cameron: That didn't help much.

Jo: Shut up tooth pick.

Mike: *barely dodges the game, turns into Svetlana* Svetlana will save us! *pounces on the totem to bounce the water, and the Maggots fly over the Rats and the waterfall, they start sliding on land, turns back to Mike*

Lightning: Incoming! *his team ends up on land as well*

Jo: Everybody lean! *leans forward*

Sam: *leans forward*

Cameron: *leans forward, log starts to catch up agian*

Jo: Everyone else!

Lightning: *leans forward*

Zoey: Hmm... *leans forward for her team*

Mike: *does the same, Maggots get in lead again*

Maggots: *get to campground, places totem*

Chris: The Maggots win! Rats, your number of 7 to 6 will now be even.

Rats Vote (1)
Chris: Vote here.

Jo: (CONF) I have to vote Dakota. She didn't help in the challenge at all.

Sam: (CONF) What? Oh, I don't know who to vote. I guess I'll vote myself. I don't really want to be here. But, I'll stay if they don't vote me out.

Lightning: *votes Dakota*

Cameron:*votes Dakota*

Lightning: *asks Jo in secret* You up for an alliance?

Jo: *whispers back* Sure...but we need some more people. I hate to say it, but I think we should include bubble boy over there. We would need some brians.

Lightning: Good idea, who's our first target after Dakota?

Jo: Either game junkie or cocky marine.

Lightning: I think Sam, Brick can be a jerk, but he is not too bad physically.

Brick: We gotta cut out the dead weight first. I say we get out Sam. He's useless

Chris: So far, only Brick, B, and Dakota need to vote.

Jo: BRICK! THIS IS PRIVATE!

Brick: (CONF) I vote for Dakota. You're useless and have no use here.

B: (CONF) I vote for Dakota. You're complete dead-weight to the team and you know it.

Chris: The votes are cast. The marshmallows go to... B, Cameron, Jo, Brick, and Lightning. Sam and Dakota, one of you will have to go. The Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom goes to... Dakota. *hurls Dakota in hurl of shame*