My Total Drama: Heroes vs. Villains

We've been around the world. We've been on a toxic island. And now, we're going to New York, for a heroes vs. villians season! Since Chris got arrested last season, Blaineley will take over his spot, with Chef reprising his role as co-host.

Sign-Ups
Two each. The sign ups are now closed.

Heroic Heroes

 * 1) Gwen - Sunsummer7
 * 2) Cody - TaygenTeagen
 * 3) Alejandro - Sunsummer7
 * 4) Mike - Scienceboy0
 * 5) Dawn - TrentFan
 * 6) Cameron - Tdfan courtney heather

Villianess Villians

 * 1) Bridgette - TrentFan
 * 2) LeShawna - TDBATW
 * 3) Brick - Survivor321
 * 4) B - Survivor321
 * 5) Sam - TDBATW

Eliminated

 * 1) Duncan - Franky494
 * 2) Heather - Franky494
 * 3) Zoey - TaygenTeagan
 * 4) Jo - Scienceboy0
 * 5) Harold - Tdfan courtney heather

Freindships
Zoey and Dawn

Mike and Dawn

B and Brick

Bridgette and LeShawna

Cody and Harold

Alejandro and Dawn

Mike and Cameron

Mike and Cody

Cameron and Cody

Conflicts
Bridgette vs. Gwen

Duncan vs. Alejandro

Heather and LeShawna vs. Bridgette

Alejandro and LeShawna vs. Bridgette

Jo vs. Brick

Jo vs. B

Alejandro vs. Jo

Alejandro and Gwen vs. All Heroes

Cameron vs. Villains

Relationships
Cody and Gwen (broken up sadly because Cody voted for Gwen)

Heather and Alejandro

Mike and Zoey

Alliances
Alejandro and Gwen

Bridgette, B, Sam, Brick, and LeShawna

Cody, Mike, Cameron and possibly Dawn

Episode 1
Blaineley: Hello, Heroes and Villians! Welcome to New York! I'm Blaineley Stacey Andrews O' Halloran, hosting with Chef Hatchet.

Chef: *cooks food*

Cody: Where's Chris?

Blaineley: He got arrested for turning Camp Wawanakwa into a toxic dump.

Cody: Oh, okay. Who are you again?

Blaineley: For the last time, I'm Blaineley Stacey Andrews O' Halloran!

Gwen: That's an abnormally long name.

Cody: Oh, right! Mildred!

Zoey: *giggles*

B: *hops in* B is back in action, baby!

Brick: *launches himself in the air and lands* So is Brick McArthur! (CONF) I was far too rouge last time, and I saw what ended up happening to me. This time, things are personal! I'm going to leech onto someone, make THEM the bad guy and take charge. This time, things are different.

B: Hey, guess what I got on DVD! *shows My TDRI DVD*

Brick: *sees the DVD* Awesome, man! You and me are at the top while everyone else is at the bottom! AWESOME!

Alejandro: I have My TDWT on DVD!

Brick and B: Cool! Did you see last season?

Alejandro: Yeah, I cameoed. *bows to Brick* Your skills are definitely talented.

Brick: Thanks. Your talented too.

Alejandro: Thanks.

B: I wonder when the contest will begin.

Blaineley: We're waiting on Sam and LeShawna.

Brick: I hope they get here soon.

Bridgette: What happened? What? (XD)

Blaineley: What do you mean, what happened?

Bridgette: Nevermind. (CONF) Now I'm against the heroes, well the villians should appreciate me for my works in World Tour. But if they don't, ... yeah.

Gwen: *pulls Bridgette aside* Remember what we decided on before the game? Imake an alliance, you make an alliance, we combine them at merge.

Bridgette: Don't worry, I remember, just don't think of doublecrossing me please, I'm doing what I'm supposed to.

Mike: hey, everyone. it's great to be back!

Hero House
Harold: Awesome, this place is cool.

Gwen: (CONF) Obviously our team has the advantage already. The villians, being villians, will be to busy with their own strategies, alliances, or conflicts to realize us heroes are united! *smiles*

Gwen: Hey, Dawn. I need to speak to you.

Dawn: Sure, you're aura is midnight blue, it suits your appearance.

Gwen: *talks to her in private* You looking for an alliance? Cody's my boyfriend, he'll join for sure. I could get Alejandro, and I'm offering you a fourth position. Deal?

Dawn: I accept your offer.

Gwen: Good. The first person we're booting is Cameron. We'll need physical straingth, and he could easily outsmart us.

Dawn: Alright, I suppose.

Gwen: The next possible three times we lose, the order would be, Mike, Zoey, then Harold.

Dawn: That sounds like a good order, I suppose.

Gwen: Is something wrong?

Dawn: Well, Zoey and Mike were my friends last season.

Gwen: They'll understand. It's a game.

Dawn: Alright, I guess.

Gwen: Cool.

Cameron: Hey, Dawn. Can I talk to you for a second.

Dawn: Sure, what is it, Cameron?

Cameron: *talks with her in private* Do you want an alliance with me, Harold, and possibly Mike and Zoey? A lot of people have underestimated my straingth and I want an alliance and to win challenges to prove them wrong.

Dawn: I'll think about it.

Cody: This house is so cool!

Zoey: I know, right?

Bad Building
Brick: Here we are! Casa de Villians!

B: This place is awesome!

Brick: *drinks a lemonade*

B: (CONF) I need to make an alliance to gain power, and I need to do it quick. But with who? (NON-CONF) Hey Bridgette, you wanna make an alliance?

Bridgette: Sure, um, B is it? But if you doublecross me, you've got another thing coming.

B: Yes, B's the name and I won't doublecross you. Can Brick be in our alliance too?

Bridgette: Sure, we need more votes. When she gets gets here, can LeShawna join?

B: Yeah, and we'll need one more person to have numbers. (CONF) Bridge, Brick, LeShawna, another person, and I have an alliance that must have a name, but what should it be?

Brick: Thanks for allowing me in. (CONF) I'm going to let Bridgette take some bullets so I can stay clean manuevering my way to the end. I'm going to let everyone else act unstable so I keep my hands clean. I saw what happened last time as captain, I don't want it to happen again. I'm perfectly ready to be Bridgette's little b**** if it gets me farther. *laughs*

Bridgette: *to B* We'll see. *to Brick* No problem.

B: Alright.

Brick: *puts on his sunglasses and lays down on the sun deck* Anyone who wants to join, feel free.

B: I'll join! *puts on his sunglasses and sits down next to Brick* This is awesome.

Brick: You said it!

Bridgette: I'm going to stay here. Have fun.

B: Suit yourself!

Brick: *tans his sides*

Bridgette: (CONF) So I have Brick and B so far, well they look loyal enough. My main goal is the merge at least. I'll try to bring them there too, I guess. I'm not all that BAD. Besides, I'll need them for a while.

B: (CONF) I do hope we win the first challenge. I don't want to vote anyone out on the first nigh and besides, we look stronger than the Heroes anyway! *laughs*

Bridgette: We still need two more villains to arrive.

Brick: Yup. Then the games begin!

Bridgette: Yeah, exactly. So try your hardest in the challenge, alright?

Brick: You bet I will!

B: Yeah! We'll show those Heroes whose boss!

Bridgette: Alright. Don't mess up on your first impression on how useful you are at challenges.

B and Brick: We won't!

Bridgette: Good.

B: I wonder when the first challenge will be anyway.

Brick: Hopefully sometime soon. (CONF) I hope that I can get the rest of my team to eliminate Jo. After all, me and her are arch enemies and she could cause a lot of trouble for me down the road.

Bridgette: I agree with Brick on that.

B: I say we watch My TDROTI until the challenge starts!

My TDRI DVD: *shows episode 1, B, Brick, and Bridgette watch*

Brick: Wow, I was really cocky then!

Bridgette: Yes, you were.

B: I was so.....passive.

Brick: This is getting dull. I say we get a drink.

B: Yeah, I'm up for a lemonade right about now. How about you Bridge?

Bridgette: You guys go ahead. I'll stay here. (CONF) I'm going to need more strategy to get through the pre-merge, luckily I have Brick and B by my side. And possibly Leshawna.

LeShawna: *Walks in* Hey Ya'll! LeShawna in the house!

Bridgette: Hey Leshawna.

LeShawna: Hey Bridge how ya' doin' girl?

Sam: *Walks in* Oh cool! Sick building!

Bridgette: *whispers to Leshawna* Hey, Leshawna, so would you like to be in part of an alliance with me, Brick, and B?

Brick: *at the bar with B, and orders two lemonades* *sips on his* We got lucky with the people this time around!

B: You said it! I think we can really work with these ones better than last time! (CONF) I really think this group of people is going to be easier to toy around with. Me and Brick hopefully can take charge more easily than last time, and hopefully our games will be positively affected by these people, but we need to wait and see.

Sam: *pulls out ame and starts playing*

LeShawna: *whipsers back to Bridgette* Yea' I'll join ya'll's alliance.

Bridgette: *whispers back* Alright, thanks.

Brick: *walks back with B* *sees LeShawna and Sam* Hey guys!

Sam: Hey dude, but I have my face in th- Yeah! *weird laugh* Grenade launcher upgrade!

LeShawna: Hey!

B: *whispering to Sam* How would you like to be in an alliance with me, Brick, LeShawna and Bridge?

Sam: *to Brick* Sure, that is totally worth, taking my face out of this game, maybe...

Brick: *whispers* Dude, you don't have to do much. All you need to do is agree with what we say. Okay?

Bridgette: (CONF) Good, we have my best friend, Leshawna in the alliance now, I think I can count on everyone and hopefully make the merge.

B: (CONF) If Sam wasn't so stubborn, we wouldn't be having a problem with him right now! Urgh! I wish he would listen to reason already!

Sam: Sure...

Brick: (CONF) I'm so disgruntled with the stubborn Sam! We need a backup so we can get rid of him ASAP!

Sam: Dude I said I'd join.

Brick: Ok! Ok!

LeShawna: So who are we voting out first ya'll?

Challenge 1
Blaineley: Welcome to biggest cliff in New York! Same idea as the very first challenge, you have to jump off a tall cliff into water, but with some hero and villian tweeks. Heroes are very brave, so they are supposed to jump from a cliff that is |_| this close from serious injury! Villians are extremely deadly, so while you get a smaller cliff, it is covered in sharks! And unlike the heroes, there is no safe zone! Yep, I'm the new Chris, even in fashion! GO! I have that habit as well.

Alejandro: Don't worry heroes! There's no sharks in our side! *jumps boldly in water*

Gwen: He has a point. *jumps in water*

Blaineley: 2 to 0: Heroes!

Brick: *jumps off* GERONIMO!! *he lands in the water and swims out quickly*

B: *jumps off* Wohoo!!!! *he lands, swims out and waits on the shore*

Mutant Shark: *comes on shore, grins at Brick*

Jo: *jumps off cliff* Woo Hoo!

Mike: Okay, Mike. It's only a gaint dive down off a cliff. I can do thi *turns into Svetlanna* Svetlanna is ready! *jumps down from one edge of the cliff to the next*

Sharks: *try to eat Jo*

(I think Mike's own share of the money wasn't that strong. Svetlana's still here, but what personalities are gone?)

(I was thinking Chester and Vito would be gone. I still want to keep Montiboa and Svetlana.)

Jo: *punches shark in the nose*

Bridgette: *jumps off cliff* Whoa!

(BTW, TF, you play Dawn too.)

Dawn: *jumps off cliff* (I know, I just wanted to do one person per line)

Cody: *Jumps Off Cliff*

Zoey: *jumps Off Cliff* Wheeee!

Gwen: *to Cody* Hey, want an alliance?

Cody; *Shrugs* Sure.

Gwen: Okay. If we lose, we drop Cameron.

Cody: Got it.

Brick: WE CAN DO THIS VILLAINS!

B: YEAH! WHAT HE SAID!

Blaineley: Currently, it's 6-4 heroes!

Mike: *turns back into Mike* AAAHHH! Okay, hald way down. Here goes nothing. *jumps into safe zone*

B: (CONF) I knew at this point we would need a miracle to win! Come on guys, we can do it!

Blaineley: Looks like the heroes' bravery beat the villian's wicked sharks! *pauses* Corny, I know. Heroes, you all stay during the first elimination. As for the Villians, elimination time.

Villian's Vote (1)Edit
Blaineley: Vote here.

Jo: (CONF) Duncan, you need to be more active. *votes Duncan*

Brick: (CONF) Duncan, you're dead weight.

B: (CONF) I vote for Dunc since he is useless!

Bridgette: (CONF) Duncan, he's the weakest link.

Sam: [Conf] Duncan, I guess *weird laugh*

LeShawna: [Conf] I don't trust that stuck up criminal Duncan.

Blaineley: Okay. The hot dogs go to, Heather, LeShawna, Sam, Brick, Bridgette, and B. The final hot dog goes to... Jo!

Jo: Hot dogs? I guess it's good for New York.

B: *munches on his hotdog* This is great!

Brick: *munching on his* Yeah I know!

Jo: *eats* Much better than Chef's food.

Blaineley: Taxi!

Taxi: *picks up Duncan, takes him to hotel where losers go*

Hero House
Mike: This place is amazing.

Zoey: I know, we have to win, next challenge.

Cody: Get a winning streak!

Gwen: *whispers* Hey, Dawn. Remember the strategy?

Dawn: I do, I just need to think about something.

Gwen: What's the something? (You don't wanna fool with my version of Gwen. Evah. XD)

Dawn: It's nothing really important I think I'm almost done thinking about it.

Gwen: Okay.

(Sorry guys I didn't compete I was on vacation and just got back. -tdfan_courtney_heather)

Cameron: Hey Gwen! Can I talk to you for a sec?

Bad Building
Brick: *walking back* I hope that was the right decision.

B: Me too.

Brick: (CONF) After we scrap Heather, Jo needs to go after that. She is on the outs of the alliance, but she has quite the physical prowress.

Jo: Well, Heather needs to go next. Those two just stood there.

B: Yeah, they didn't do anything except look pretty.

Brick: They only bogged us down.

Bridgette: Exactly, so are we voting Heather out?

B: Yeah, she's the next to go.

Jo: Of course.

Brick: Let's hope we win the next challenge.

Jo: And if we don't, we have a plan.

B: *drinks a lemonade*

Bridgette: Alright.

Jo: Where did you get that?

B: At the bar.

Brick: I'm bored.

B: Me too.

My TDRI DVD: *plays ep 2*

B and Brick: *sit down by the TV and watch* Man, that episode was great!

DVD: *shows Brick forming an alliance with B and Sam, then Brick try to make a blindside on Lightning*

Brick: That plan almost worked!

B: Good thing we won immunity that episode!

DVD: *shows Lightning not answering his trivia question for what Brick told him, giving the Maggots the lead*

Brick: Let's see some of the special features! *he presses the commentary button and goes back to the episode*

DVD: *Lightning blabs to Jo*

B: We should have stayed by him at all times.

Brick: Yeah, then he wouldn't have blabbed off.

DVD: *Scott is voted out*

Brick: *he goes to the deleted scenes section and hits PLAY*

DVD: *shows Brick's confessional in ep 3 about throwing the challenge and playing the idol on Jo or Lightning*

(Who we're you going to idol against?)

(Jo)

(Are you okay with doing the next challenge now?)

(Yeah. Please don't make one tmmrw. I am going to be gone all day)

Challenge 2
Blaineley: There are two parts to this challenge. The first is for an advantage, second is for immunity. I will need a volunteer from each team.

Zoey: Me!

B: I'll do it!

Blaineley: You guys will compete for an advantage. You will get on your team's dragon, pulling their whiskers to shoot fire at each other! All the while, standing on your dragon. The first person to knock their adversary off, wins. GO!

B: * gets on dragon and pulls his dragons whiskers*

Zoey: *Gets On Dragon And Grabs whiskers* Giddy up, partner!

B: *pulls again* GET HER!!

B's Dragon: *flies at Zoey's dragon*

Zoey's Dragon: *flies at B's Dragon*

B: *he pulls down the wiskers another time* FLAME HER!!

B's Dragon: *shoots fire at Zoey*

B: Yeah! You did it!

B's Dragon: *shoots more fires*

Zoey's Dragon: *flies around, dodging*

B: *pulls down whiskers* KEEP DOING IT! SURROND HER WITH FLAMES!!!

B's Dragon: *surrounds Zoey with flames*

Zoey's Dragon: *can't escape circle of flames*

B: *pulls down whiskers* Now shoot one last time to make her lose her balance!

B's Dragon: *knocks off Zoey*

(G2G)

(Later)

B: Wohoo! Good boy! *he pets his dragon*

Blaineley: Part 2 is war! You fire cannonballs at the other team's fort, and the first first team to demolish the other fort wins. Since B won the Villians part one, they get a 2 minute head start! GO!

B: FIRE!! *launches three cannonballs at the Hero's fort*

Brick: Nice job general!!

Bridgette: *hands B another cannonball* You're doing great! *trips and the cannonball lands in B's hands*

B: Thanks Private! *he loads the cannonball in, adjusts the angle, pulls back the trigger and fires* BOMBS AWAY!!! *the cannonball speeds like a bullet at the Hero's fort*

Brick: That was awesome! *hands B another cannonball*

Blaineley: Head start over, heroes are free to go!

Gwen: *gives Alejandro four balls*

Alejandro: *launches three, then launches a fourth* The damage is equal!

Gwen: *loads another*

Alejandro: *fires it* We're ahead now!

Mike: I'll help! *loads cannonball*

Jo: FIRE! *shoots cannonball*

Alejandro: *shoots* Jo: Come on Villians, we can't take this! *shoots another cannonball*
 * The Heroes have holes in their fort, but the Villian's fort have more, and their front is knocked over!

Mike: *gets hit by Jo's cannonball* OW!

Alejandro: Two can play that game! *shoots one at Jo, knocking her out, shoots more, making the villian fort suffer more*

Zoey: *Shoots Cannonball At B, Knocking Him Out, Shoots More*

Gwen: *knocks down all of villian fort's chimneys*

Cody: *Shoots Cannonballs At Villain's Fort* Jo: *wakes up with lump on her head* You'll pay for that taco meat! *shoots al*
 * a side of villian fort is knocked over and there are crumbles in the back and it tilts, and the hero fort's front is almost knocked over*

Mike: This is our chance! *shoots vilian fort and it knocks over*

Blaineley: What teamwork on the heroes! They win, villians go to elimination for the second time in a row!

Alejandro: *winks mockingly at Jo*

Jo: Hmph. (CONF) I don't see how he is on the "heroes" team. Well, I guess Blaineley needed to make it a bit even.

B: Oh man! (CONF) This stinks!

Brick: (CONF) We need to get out Heather next. We lost because she didn't help us out!

Villians Vote (2)
Blaineley: Vote here. (I hope we can build on Al and Jo XD)

Jo: (CONF) Heather. Just like we planned. *votes heather*

Alejandro: *barges in on Jo* Hey, I know this is private and we ain't best buds, but you've seen how Bridgette has bonded with B and Brick, and those two hate you, so obviously, their going for you next. A, because I was played by Bridge once, and B, I'm telling you this so you don't go that way. So try hard, kay? *leaves*

Jo: (CONF) I don't believe him, but just to be sure....*votes Bridgette* wait a second, I thought this place was locked! Knowing this little info could get me somewhere.

Alejandro: (CONF) *locks door* This can't get anymore perfect. Don't get me wrong, I was telling the truth to Jo, but with Jo heating up against Bridgette, best case we keep on winning, and Bridge is a goner! Worst case, we lose, but luckily, I'm in Gwen's alliance with Cody and Dawn. I have it covered. (NON-CONF) *to Jo* I would try to gain LeShawna and Sam's loyalty.

Bridgette: (CONF) I'm voting Heather *votes Heather*

(Like Al's revenge plan, TF? XD)

B: (CONF) I vote for Heather. You don't do ANYTHING!

Brick: (CONF) I vote for Heather as she is useless.

Blaineley: The hotdogs go to B, Sam, Brick, LeShawna, and Jo. The final hot dog goes to... Bridgette! See ya Heather.

Taxi: *picks up Heather*

B: *munches on his hotdog somewhat upset*

Brick: *sighs* (CONF) We need to get our act together quick.

Hero House
Alejandro: Hey, Gwen. *in private with her* Do you know what's up with Bridgette? She suddenly tripped yesterday, and it doesn't look like she did it on accident.

Gwen: Yeah, I told her before the game that I'd only forgive her if she'd help us out, and she'd throw challenges sometimes.

Alejandro: Alright, I gotcha'. (CONF) There's tension there, and she's GOING to lose?! Thanks, Bridge, you make this game so much easier. Plus, we need to win, since Cameron is trying to outsmart my alliance. *exits*

Jo: *hiding outside confessional, seeing what Al is doing* So, that's his plan. Well, if ocean freak is a traiter, I'll just have to prove it. *walks back to the bad building*

Mike: We'er on such a huge winning streak! We must be really good.

Cody: *To Mike* Yeah! Being the heroes is easy as pie.

Mike: I don't understand that. I know what it means, but why? "easy as pie" How is pie easy?

Cody: Well, first, it's an expression. Two, pie is kinda easy to eat.

Mike: Thanks. I knew it was an expression, but I just didn't know why it was pie.

Cody: Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, nice and cheesy, livin' greasy.

Cameron: Hey Dawn! I need to talk to you.

Gwen: Hey, Cameron. Earlier you wanted to talk to me. What is it?

Cameron: Dawn said she needed to think about something earlier..Do you know what it is? Is she in an alliance with someone else?

Gwen: Well, we're clashing for her loyalty, but you've clearly outdone yourself. Want to ally?

Cameron: I guess, but who else is in this alliance?

Gwen: Outside me, you, and Dawn? Cody and Alejandro.

Cameron: OK. Our next target should definitely be Zoey. If we throw the next challenge we can get her out. But I am kind of weirded out by Alejandro. He is kind of suspicious.

Gwen: Lets try in challenges, then when we lose, Zoey will go. What's suspicious about Alejandro?

Cameron: I just... nevermind it's nothing.

Gwen: If it was nothing you wouldn't have mentioned it. What's wrong with him?

Cameron: I just think he is trying to play everyone. I saw him going to the Bad Building. What would he want to do there?

Gwen: Oh, that. Don't worry. He's working on a plan that will get rid of the villians so we don't lose as much as we could.

Cameron: OK. That's good. Can you talk to him and tell him we are allies now?

Gwen: Sure, but who after Zoey?

Cameron: Mike.

Gwen: Got it.

Cameron: *sneaks back to the Hero House* Hey Gwen. Alejandro is making Bridgette throw the challenges?

Dawn: *meditating*

Gwen: *to Cameron* See? He's benifiting us.

Cameron: Yeah.. but what if he does the same thing to us when the merge comes? I say we get rid of him before the merge.

Gwen: Meh, let's at least get our entire alliance to the final five.

Cameron: OK. I'm just waring you...

Gwen: Okay.

Dawn: *walks to Gwen and Cameron* What's going on?

Cameron: I just joined Gwen's alliance and I was warning her about Alejandro's intentions.

Dawn: What intentions?

Cameron: I think Alejandro is planning to do the same thing he is doing to Bridgette to us during the merge.

Gwen: No he's not. he's just making us win, that's all.

Dawn: What is Alejandro doing then?

Cameron: I was just concerned and he is making Bridgette throw challenges.

Dawn: So that's why we're winning? I also see why you're concerned.

Cameron: Yeah.

Dawn: So what will we do about Alejandro then? I'm also a bit concerned.

Cameron: *pulls Dawn to the side* We may have four votes against him. Let's try and turn on him next elimination. And then we can go for Gwen. Only if you want to though.

Gwen: *overhears* Nope. Stick to the final five alliance. (thats what you get when you cause me edit conflicts. XD)

Cameron: Whatever, Gwen. Just watch your back.

Dawn: Yeah, just make sure Alejandro doesn't pull anything up.

(Sun: Ugh. Why me? :P)

Bad Building
B: *feeling dejected after yet another ceremony* This really bites. (CONF) I really hink it's depressing losing two times in a row. We really have to get our game together or we'll all be toast come merge.

Brick: Yeah, I agree. We need to find some way to win this!

B: *Drinking a lemonade*

Jo: I think I know a way to win.

Brick: Yeah right.

B: In a million years.

Jo: You guys have to keep this a secret. Well, I was waiting for my turn in the confessional, and Alejandro left the door unlocked. He was talking about how Bridgette was throwing the challenges! It's crazy, but did you see her trip yesterday? That couldn't have been an accident.

B: Yeah, yeah, ok. (CONF) I don't believe Jo at all. She's trying to get us to turn against Bridge and it won't work!

Brick: Yeah. (CONF) JO IS THE WORST LIAR EVER! I DON'T BUY HER BS ONE BIT!!!

Jo: I'm glad you agree. I say we vote her out once we lose.

B: Yeah, ok. (CONF) Me on her side? *laughs so hard his sides hurt* IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN JO! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!

Brick: Ok. (CONF) She will NEVER convince us!!

Jo: I'm going to go to the bar. Get some lemonade. *goes to bar*

B: *drinks a coke, takes out his DVD of Tommy Boy and slips it in* *watches and laughs hard* Chris Farley is a genius!

Brick: *watching too* He sure is!

Jo: *comes back with lemonade* Hey, whatcha watching? Oh! Is this Tommy Boy? I've always wanted to see this!

Brick: Yeah, it's AWESOME!!

Bridgette: (CONF) We got to win the next challenge, I got lucky when I tripped that it landed onto B, but we still didn't win, hopefully this changes. Well, whatever happens is good I guess, so we can eliminate the useless ones in our team.

Sam: [Conf] I am thinking of switching teams, I mean not because we keep on losing ridiculously, well yeah that, and becase I don't feel so good about being a villain anymore... [No Conf]

Jo: *whispers to sam* Hey, wanna form an alliance?

Alejandro: *whispers to Jo* How's your luck so far?

Jo: *whispers back* Nothing yet, but I managed to find out that Bridgette is throwing the challenges. I saw her say it in the confessional.

Alejandro: I truly want her gone too, but she has at least half the team, and if you have LeShawna and Sam, it is even. You'll need to expose her, and I know how.

Jo: I've tried to be in an alliance with Sam, but he hasn't responded. But, what's your plan?

Alejandro: I'll have Bridgette throw the challenge and you can expose her.

Jo: Why would she listen to you? I thought you were ememies?

Alejandro: She owes Gwen because she beat her severely up in a challenge in a season before this, and Gwen tried to get her out, with the support of Harold and Cody, but was voted out anyway by Bridgette. Now she owes Gwen, and now is the perfect time to do just that, and you can use it to your advantage.

Cameron: *sneaks to Bad Building*

Alejandro: *to Bridgette, in private, whispers* Hey, we need you to throw the next challenge, got it?

Bridgette: and why should I listen to you?

Alejandro: One word. Gwen.

Bridgette: Did she tell you? Alejandro: *grins* Yep.

Cameron: (eavesdropping) Wow.

Bridgette: I don't trust you, so I want proof.

Gwen: *sneaks in, to Alejandro* Did she agree?

Alejandro: *turns to Bridgette*

B: (CONF) Alejandro really should never have been on the Heroes tribe. He is a liar, a conniver, and a fake! I want to expose him and Jo as complete liars! No, no, I WILL expose them as liars!!

Brick: (CONF) Me and B need to find a way to expose Jo as a liar. But how?

Challenge Three
Blaineley: Today's challenge is dodgeball! You know the rules, and the Heroes have to sit two people out to make it even.

Alejandro: We will have Cameron and Harold sit out.

Blaineley: Alright, GO!

Alejandro: *throws ball at Jo*

Gwen: *does so too*

B: ATTACK!!!!! *hurls a ball at Al*

Brick: *does the same*

B: TASTE OUR FOAMY WRATH!!! *he chucks some balls at Gwen*

Alejandro: *is hit*

Gwen: *catches B's ball, reflects the other ones by the ball she caught at Brick*

Brick: *hurls 4 balls at Zoey* AYIYIYIYAAAA!!!!!!

B: *narrowly dodges Gwen's ball, and hurls one at Cody* SURRENDUR NOW HEROES! SURRENDUR NOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!

Brick: *he hurls a ball at Mike*

(Survivor, Gwen caught B's ball, but Brick is still in.)

(Ok. Brick will do the work.)

Brick: *he chucks some balls at Cody*

Gwen: *throws out Bridgette*

Brick: *throws a ball at Gwen's back*

Gwen: *dodges*

Alejandro: Gwen, I need to speak with you.

Gwen: What? *is hit*

Alejandro: When we lose, Cam goes, kay?

Brick: GIVE UP ALREADY! *throws a ball at Dawn*


 * The Heroes are pummeled!

Blaineley: Heroes win! BTW, I forgot to mention, there may or may not be idols. If there is, one in each team place.

Alejandro: Hmm. *looks for it*

Brick: YES!!!! YEAAHHH!!!!! *he dances in victory*

B: WOHOO!!! AYIYIYIYIYIYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! LET THE WILD RUMPUS START!!!!

Brick: *goes for a walk and goes to look for the idol where no one can see him* (CONF) I thought maybe if I find this idol, it will give me more power in the game that I could use! *he searches*

Alejandro: *runs into Brick* Sorry dude. We are both looking for idols. If you give me yours if you find it, I vote with you everytime at the merge. Besides, I need to get there in the first place. Everyone is suspisious of me, and you already have a power alliance. Deal?

Brick: *whispers* Deal. *he looks under a dresser and finds the idol, then hands it to Al* *whispers* Put this to good use. (CONF) Hopefully I can trust Al. I really don't want to be blindsided and it would really be nice to have another ally.

Alejandro: Thanks. *whispers* I'll blindside Zoey.

Brick: *whispers* Good. She's been talking against you.

Alejandro: I think Gwen's under my wing, and then after her, I'll boot Cameron.

Brick: *whispers* That sounds like a formidable plan. This blindside will be great.

Alejandro: The order will likely be Zoey, Cam, Jo, then Mike. Then, the order at the merge is what?

Brick: *whispers* I'm not sure as of yet. We'll need to wait and see. Now go put that idol to god use.

Alejandro: Okay. *puts it in his underwear* No one will reach there. Also, I suggest, Dawn, Cody, Harold, and then, Gwen.

Brick: *whispers* Got it.

Alejandro: *walks back to camp, is there first* Brick found it in a dresser, so I wonder here... *looks in drawer, puts other idol in underwear* (CONF) *locks door, laughs* Two idols at once! I'm going to eliminate Zoey, then Cameron. In the meantime... *grabs a fat stick, starts carving with knife*

B: *To Brick* *whispers* What happaned?

Brick: *whispers* I got a new ally baby! The Heroes will be THROUGH!!!!

B: *whispers* Alright! *high fives Brick* We're unstoppable!

Heroes Vote (1)
Blaineley: Time to vote!

Alejandro: *votes for Zoey*

Gwen: *votes Zoey*

Cameron: * votes Alejandro *

Harold: * votes Alejandro *

Blaineley: Okay, the hot dogs go to Dawn, Cody, Mike, Harold, Cameron, and Gwen! The final hot dog goes to... Zoey! Any last words Alejandro?

Alejandro: Actually, yes! *pulls out idol he found in the Hero House from his underwear* I play my idol!

Blaineley: Woah! Okay, so that leaves the person with the second most amount of votes goes! Zoey, you're eliminated.

Taxi: *picks up Zoey*

Alejandro: *grins at Cameron* Heh, heh, heh.

Hero House
Cameron: (CONF) That stupid idol! Alejandro needs to be eliminated. I just need to gain Dawn's total trust. Also, I need support from Mike. We may be able to eliminate him the next time we lose.

Alejandro: *cheerfully whistles*

Cameron: Hey, AL! A little lucky at the last elimination weren't you?

Alejandro: One would assume so.

Cameron: Well, I don't think that will be happening again at our next elimination ceremony.

Sam: *across from building* Hey! *Heroes can't hear him* Hey! Can I have my game back! I slipped and it flew out of my hand! Hey! Guys?! Can you hear me?!

Cameron: *finds Sam's game* Ooh. This could be useful...

Sam: *across from heroes building* Hey! Hey! That's mine! Give it back! Guys?! It's mine! Cameron, dude! Give it back bro!

Cameron: First, let me talk to you.

Sam: Sure dude but can I have my game back first?! *reaches for it*

Cameron: *talks in private* You can have it back soon. You need to make an alliance with me for that to happen though. Get Jo on board to. If not, you can kiss your game goodbye.

Sam: Anyhting! *yanks game out of hand and starts playing* Oh I mean- sure, dude.

Cameron: GO!!! Get Jo and bring her here.

Sam: Uh well ok...

Harold: Hey, Cameron! What was that all about?

Cameron: Woah. That felt awesome!

LeShawna: *busts into hero house and picks up Cameron and throws him off the top of the building* Now you betta' stay out of our buisness or that is gonna' be the first wave of aaaalllll this!

Cameron: *comes back in a wheelchair* Is this what you wanted, Leshawna? You hurt me when I didn't even do anything? Have a little sensitivity and think about this from my point of view. *wheels away sadly*

LeShawna: Like you hitting Brick's head wasn't "anything" nice try, squirt!

Cameron: Nobody understands! Me giving him a little sore doesn't mean anything! You guys are talking bad about me so why can't I take action! I have been rejected and hurt too long. I am going to win this game. You'll see. Mike: Yeah, I have hope for you man.

Alejandro: *to Mike*How's recovery going after Zoey's elimination. (Just so you know, Al played an idol on her, so her outing is Al's fault. XD)

Mike: YOU LITTLE! *attacks Al*

Alejandro: *throws him out of the way* Is that the best you can do? If this were a fight for Zoey's affection, I'd have aced you out already, scrawny boy! It's quite a pity a beautiful woman would go out with a disease!

Dawn: *meditating*

Alejandro: *to Mike* Yep, you're all *acts Manitoba* Hey, ain't you da' real richy ditch! *acts Vito* Or this. "Oh my freakin' gosh, I'm so cool, I go around without a shirt!

Dawn: (CONF) Well we lost for the first time, hopefully it won't happen again.

Alejandro: *to Mike* Not to mention you're part girl because of a Russian gymnast. Oh, yeah. Zoey would definitely be proud.

Cameron: *goes in a wheelchair to Mike and Dawn* Hey guys! Can I talk to you?

Cameron: (CONF) Yes! Operation: WIn is coming in place! They definitely don't consider me a threat now! Wait until my plan comes into place.

Dawn: *to Cam* Yes?

Cameron: Do you want to try to boot, Alejandro? He sent one of your good friends Zoey home. He needs to be taken down. So please just trust me. We have three votes to about two.

Mike: *to cam* Of course, buddy. *to al* And for your information, I've managed to get rid of some of them. *rips off shirt* See. nothing. (Sorry, but I'm goin to a party, won't be here for the rest of today!)

Cameron: We MUST get revenge.

Alejandro: yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh.....

Cameron: Shut up, Alejandro! Nobody is talking to you! Do you think you can just butt into every conversation? The answer is no, you can't. Now go away. I don't like you, Dawn probably doesn't like you. and Mike HATES you. It would be for everyone's best interest if you just went to the villains or dropped out of the game altogether. Because you are a evil, devilish, monstrous, and STUPID person!

Alejandro: To shut up: Make me. To nobody talking to me: You are now. To butting in: I can if I want to. To you. Dawn, and Mike not liking me: Good to know. To the rest of the insults: I would of expected better for someone who read his whole life. Good day.

Cameron: Oh my gosh. You are such an idiot. I can't deal with this or you. *pushes Alejandro off the top of the Hero House* That is what you get! How does it feel!

Alejandro: Not bad, actually. All that I felt was a fly breathing down my shoulder.

Bad Building
Brick: *smiling cockily* (CONF) I am such a super genius! Soon, Al will be kissing my feet, he'll revere me so much!

Sam: We won! Finally... *pulls out game and plays*

LeShawna: Alrigh' ya'll we took down 'dem' heroes know what I'm sayin'?

B: Yeah, we steamrolled them!

Brick: They didn't stand a chance! NOW LET'S CELEBRATE WITH SOME BEVERAGES! *he gets out the cokes and chugs one down*

B: YEAAAHHH!! TOGA! TOGA!!! *he drinks a coke*

Sam: *grabs Coke* Thanks dude! *video game runs out of batteries* Awww man... does anyone have any batteries?

Brick: I think I have some in my junk drawer! *he looks through, tossing out junk, and finds some batteries* Here you are dude! *tosses them to Sam*

Sam: Thanks man! *drinks Coke and then puts batteries in game and starts playing again*

LeShawna: *drinks Coke* Mmmmm. Ain't that somethin' to wet your whistle?

Brick: You're welcome!

B: H*** yeah! This is the best coke ever! Now we need some party music! *he turns on Tequilla* TEQUILLA!!!

LeShawna: [Conf] Man those heroes ar' goin' down! [No Conf]

Brick: *he gets on the table and does the Pee-Wee Herman dance* HAHAHA!!! (CONF) I'm so pumped right now!!

LeShawna: *chugs Coke*

B: *chugs a coke and cheers for Brick* TEQUILLA!!!

Bridgette" Okay then, we finally won. (I'm sorry I wasn't here or I won't be here because I'm going to an amusement park, sorry)

Sam: *keeps on playing game* Cool dwarven yell spell learned! *weird laugh*

Power: *shuts off*

Sam: Ooooh, blew a fuse again?

Sam's Video Game: *turns back on, and no progress is saved, goes to level one* (XD)

Sam: Aww man I had my dwarven semintary and all!

B: *gets in a toga* This is the best party ever!

Brick: *also in toga* Yeah I know!

Sam: Ugh I am thirsty! *walks to refrigerator but slips and game goes flying to heroes building* Awwwww man.

B: (CONF) Sam needs to put down those games once in a while! He's missing this awesome party!

Sam *is back* Hey guys I got my game back from Cameron!

Brick: Sweet! *hands him a coke* The party just started!

Sam: Also Cameron said something about an alliance but I didn't really pay attention I was just focusing on my game. So you might want to go see what that is all about.

LeShawna: An alliance huh?

B: He'll never be able to make one.

Sam: Yea, and he wants Jo and me in it. So go like beat him up or something... I don't know.

Brick: Let's ignore him. He's a powerless twerp.

Sam: Ye- awww what's this? Hand-sanitizer and this? This is some sort of voice recorder, I know about these from electronics camp. *weird laugh*

Brick: This thing looks shady.

Sam: Awww man he ruined my hard drive! Can you guys go beat him up Now?

Cameron: *sneaks in and listened to their whole conversation* I hate you guys! *punches Brick and knocks him out. Then runs back to Hero House*

Brick: *he merely feels a little sore, then picks up Cameron and hurls him back to the house*

Sam: Told you guys! *weird laugh*

LeShawna: Oooooh that is it! Cameron is gonna' go down! *goes over to hero house*

Brick: I wonder what happaned to Cam. I think I heard some screaming!

B: Bah who cares? He intruded in our conversation and tried to beat you up!

Brick: Good point. *puts on some cool shades* THIS is my NEW LOOOOK!!!!!! (CONF) I thought maybe sunglasses would help me look a little bit more awesome. Like that's even possible!!

B: Uh cool dude.

Jo: Yeah. So cool. (Sorry I wasn't here. I didn't notice that it moved to a new page.)

Brick: I'm so bored. (CONF) I don't know why, but the tension with the Heroes before felt so......exciting! I just want it to happen again!

Cameron: *wheels over to Brick and talks to him in private* Hey Brick! Want to stage another fight to stir up more drama? It will definitely get things more exciting.

Brick: Look Cam. If you want to fight with someone, fight with someone you actually would have a chance with. And no, I'm not fighting just because you want to extend your well overdue 15 minutes of fame! *he wheels him back to the Heroes room*

B: That was pathetic.

Brick: Tell me about it.

Jo: Cameron should just give up. (Sorry! Going to a party! Won't be here for the rest of the day!)

Challenge Four
Blaineley: Today's challenge is a dare contest. One hero vs. One villian.

Gwen: I'll do it.

Bridgette: I'll go.

Blaineley: Bridge's name is first in ABC order, so she dares Gwen first!

Bridgette: I dare Gwen to......make out with Cameron? Sorry.

Gwen: *kisses Cameron, grins* (CONF) this is my chance to take revenge on Bridge! (NON-CONF) I dare Bridgette to beat herself up just as she did to me before!

Bridgette: *beats her self up, to the point she breaks her legs* Anything but the hair, pleas- *falls to the ground, out cold*

Blaineley: Gwen's dare means to get rid of the hair, though!

Bridgette: *wakes up, but can't stand up* Wait, so I do this dare and I'm stuck with broken legs, no hair, and no way to move around?

Blaineley: You can always turn back now.

Bridgette: Well, then I'm still stuck with two of the three things.

Blaineley: What's it gonna be?

Bridgette: Either ways do I at least get a wheelchair?

Blaineley: Nope, not in the budget. ... So Bridge refuses the rest of the dare! Villians go to elimination for the third time!

Brick: THIS IS TOO FAR!!!!!

Villians Vote (3)
Blaineley: Vote here.

Bridgette: (CONF) Sorry but I vote Jo. Now how do I walk around? (Sorry guys I forgot to edit)

Blaineley: *throws wheelchair to Bridgette, it hits her head*

Bridgette: *is knocked over and now on feet* OW! MY LEGS! Whatever, at least I have my wheelchair. *sits on wheelchair* I see what Gwen felt.

Blaineley: *waits for more votes*

Jo: (CONF) Bridgette, I knew you threw the challenge! I vote you. And this one is obvious enough to help me convince the others! (NON-CONF) Guys, did you see! Bridgette has to go.

Bridgette: (CONF) While I do feel Gwen's pain from this, besides the hair, that was a real low dare. Now I'm on a wheelchair.

Jo: She freaking broke her legs! And then she doesn't do the dare because it's because of her HAIR. Come on, she totally threw the challenge!

Bridgette: *wheelchairs to Brick* Brick if I go, could you do me a favor? Can you ELIMINATE Gwen and Alejandro?

Brick: Sure, I'll get rid of those devils. (CONF) They crossed the line. I also vote for Jo

B: (CONF) I vote for Jo too.

Cody: Sorry for barging in, but I actually feel sorry for you guys. I feel like I want to give you a break from losing, but my team won't let me...so can you guys team up with me? I will throw in the challenge for you guys.

Brick: If you're willing to surrendur immunity for us, that's really daring and courageous. Sure we will.

B: I agree with Brick. You have guts man.

Cody: I know what's in like in your positions, so I decided to help.

B: Well we're very grateful for it.

Blaineley: The hot dogs go to B, LeShawna, Brick, and Sam! The final hot dog goes to... Bridgette! Any final words Jo?

Jo: I just want to say that I found THIS! *shows Chris Head* Saved it all the way from last season.

Blaineley: That's a fake. The idols this season are already found, and last season B had it.

Taxi: *picks up Jo, drives off*

Jo: (CONF) Well, after watching last season over again, I noticed that Scott managed to make a few "chris heads" before his elimination. I guess I found that in the playa de losers last season.

Hero House
Alejandro: (CONF) *locks door* Brick and I have a deal. I needed to win last challenge, and I'm gonna throw the next two challenges so it's even at 5 to 5 in the merge. How will I survive, you ask? I'll play my other idol tonight, and tomorrow, I'll blackmail Gwen into quitting to save my butt. Then I join the villians and pick off the former Heroes one by one.

Mike: We won again! Good job gwen!

Cody: Hey, Mike? Can I talk to you in private?

Cameron: *wheels over to Mike and Cody* Hey, guys!

Cody: *Whispers To Cameron and Mike* You think Al's a threat?

Cameron: Yes! He definitely is! We need to get him out.

Dawn: (CONF) I don't think Alejandro should be on the heroes anymore, he's turning into a villain, or so I see in his aura.

Cameron: So, we have like 4 people for voting him out. Cody you want to right?

Bad Building
Brick: This sucks. (CONF) If Al abides by his deal, we're saved, but it looks bleak right now.

B: Yeah I know. (CONF) We need a miracle to win the next challenge.

Brick: *drinks a coke* I wish there was something we could do to win. I just don't know what! I will never give up no matter how bleak it looks! EVER!

B: That's quite the spirit dude! *he takes off his cap and turns on some music, then dances along*

(Sun: hey, is the alliance still tight? Al is gonna do the rest of the deal.)

Bridgette: Stupid wheelchair thing.....um, have fun?

Challenge Five
Blaineley: This challenge is a race. One volunteer per team.

Alejandro: *stands up* I'm going. Live with it.

Blaineley: Alejandro for heroes. Villians?

Cameron: (CONF) Alejandro volunteered! Now, if we lose, it will be all his fault and we can get more people to vote him out!

Bridgette: Brick stands the better chance than most of us here, so I say we choose him, anyone else agree?

Brick: I'll do it! FOR THE TEAM!

Alejandro: *winks at Brick*

Blaineley: GO!

Alejandro: *runs at slow pace*

Brick: *sprints ahead at lightning speed*

Alejandro: *trips* Oh no, I have fallen!

Brick: *with sweat on his face, he keeps charging ahead* FOR THE TEAM! FOR THE TEAM!

Cameron: (CONF) Did I see Alejandro wink at Brick?

Alejandro: *crawls*

Brick: *very far ahead, he keeps charging with sweat drenching his shirt* THIS IS FOR NEW YORRRKKKK!!!!!!

Alejandro: *lays down, staring at the sky*

Brick: *not giving up despite his anguish, he keeps chugging along* I CAN DO THIS!!!

Alejandro: *sleeps in grass*

Brick: *with the Chariots of Fire theme playing, he keeps trudging along, almost there*

Alejandro: *still sleeping at the one fourth mark*

Brick: *epically crosses the finish line, finally* YES!!! *he puts his arms up in the air trumphantly* I did it!!! (CONF) THAT was AWESOME!

B: Wohoo!!! *he throws his hat in the air* (CONF) Now that we won the challenge, it seems like we have a good future ahead of us!

Heroes Vote (2)
Alejandro: *votes Cameron*

Gwen: *votes Cameron*

Cameron: *votes Alejandro*

Harold: *votes Gwen*

Cody: *Votes Gwen*

Gwen: You're voting for me Cody?!

Dawn: *Votes Gwen* Your dare against Bridgette was really low, I'm sorry.

Blaineley: The hot dogs go to Dawn, Cody, Harold, and Alejandro. The last hot dog goes to Cameron.

Alejandro: Actually, one of the villians gave me their idol, so I'll use my last one on Gwen!

Blaineley: Okay. See you later cam.

Harold: No! I volunteer to leave for Cam! Bye everyone!

Cody: Bye, Harold. We'll miss you!

Dawn: Bye Harold, you were a good teammate!

Blaineley: Well, if Harold goes, Gwen would've never had to go. So Alejandro keeps his idol!

Taxi: *picks up Harold*

Hero House
Alejandro: (CONF) So I still have my idol. So Cam's a goner tonight!

Cameron: (CONF) I am so screwed!

(Sun: Going against me is a bad, bad, move. XD)

Cody: *To Cameron* I never wanted nor will vote you ever. I know how you feel, and you are kinda my friend.

Mike: Yeah, but I have an idea.

Cody: What's the idea?

Cameron: Yeah, what is it? If Alejandro throws another challenge, I am a goner for sure.

Mike: Well, we will just have to stop him from throwing it. And if he succeeds, vote me out instead. Hopefully, this plan will last you until the merge, when the idol is usless.

Cameron: I would feel too bad....

Mike: You shouldn't. I already one! What would I do with the money? Try to help get rid of my two remaining personalities? I tried. They won't go away.

Cody: If one of us win, we should split the money. Because we're all friends.

Cameron: OK. I'm in! That stupid Alejandro practically caused me to be in this wheelchair. It is time for revenge. He will not win!

Mike: Yeah! But, I hope it doesn't come to any of us getting voted off for us to use this plan.

Cameron: OK, if next challenge is a volunteer challenge, we need to volunteer and win it.

Mike: Great!

Gwen: *grabs Cody* Hey, we've been through so much two seasons ago, and how do you take me this season? Voting for me yesterday. How sweet. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in different places. Because: We. Are. Done. *storms off, throws album of the fun times in a season before this at him*

Cody: Wait! Gwen! *Trips* Ow!

(Nope. It's not like Cody.)

(I don't give a f***. He should've changed by now.)

(LOL. I know. XD I was JK)

Bad Building
Brick: (CONF) This is awesome! My deal is working and I'm in complete power! I don't want to sound cocky, but I am the King of New York right now! *pats his chest* (NON-CONF) *relaxing with a lemonade* Awesome job yestarday guys!

B: *also drinking lemonade* You said it!

Bridgette: It feels good to not being the team that goes to elimination.

B: That's for sure. (CONF) I feel so much better now that we won another challenge. My morale is up!

Brick: *turns on a movie* *laughs hard* This is awesome!

B: *Watching* Yeah I know!

Brick: *goes out to the deck, takes out a cigar and lights it, then smokes, enjoying the view*

B: *walks outside and appreciates the view with Brick*

Challenge Six
Blaineley: One volunteer per team. First come first serve. You have to write about how awesome I am!

Alejandro: Called it! First come, first serve!

Blaineley: Alejandro gets the one spot!

Brick: I'll do it team.

Alejandro: *starts writing*

Brick: *starts writing an awesome speech*


 * a few hours later*

Blaineley: Lets hear it! Brick first!

Brick: Ok here it goes *starts reading* Blainely, you are the best host ever. You are also a great person. You're charming, funny, nice, sweet, pretty, cool, awesome, have a great sense of humor and you are very charming! You know how to make anyone happy! You're fun to be with and you are an awesome host! Chris can't hold a candle to you! You are simply the coolest person ever! GOD I LOVE YOU BLAINELY!!! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! I F*****G LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE F*****G SOIL YOU WALK ON! I LOVE THE F*****G EVERYTHING YOU LAY YOUR GODLY HANDS ON! I F*****G CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOU! *licking the ground, gets up and starts singing while making dancing* I wanna kiss you over baby!!! *licking more* Cause you're beautifal!!

Mike: (CONF) Well, our plan is definatley not being put into action tonight.

Cameron: Holy S***! What is Brick doing to Blaineley! This show is TV-PG, right?

Brick: Not today it isn't!

Cody: We do cuss words that we weren't supposed to say.

B: Now THAT is a good speech!

Brick: *he continues on. His hair is gelled up like Elvis. Pretending his is singing into a microphone, Brick sings* TOOTY FRUITY! DADA! TOOTY FRUITY!! DADA! TOOTY FRUIIIIITTYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Mike: Um.......(CONF) Okay, now it's just disterbing.

Cody: *Pushes Brick And Throws Microphone* Dude, stop.