Total Drama Neighborhood Anew

'''Morgan Freeman: While Chris is hosting the current contest, I will be taking over. We have relocated to a new neighborhood. We will now have cake to celebra- too nice? Aw........'''

Sign-Ups (CLOSED)
1. Kyle - The Nice Gentleman - TrentFan (New)

2. Henry - Twisted Mind - TrentFan (Vet)

3. Jacques - The "Sidekick" - TrentFan (New) Owain - The Theatrical Fighter - TrentFan (New)

4. Desiree - The Def of B**** - Luckybrandon100 (Vet)

5. Drew - The Quiet Athlete - Luckybrandon100 (Vet)

6. Brooke - The Girly Girl - Luckybrandon100 (New)

6. Johnny - The Strategic Mind - XrosHearts (New)

7. Ren - The Clumsy Hero - XrosHeats (New)

8. Georgia - The Country Sweety - XrosHearts (New)

9. Nathan - The Blonde.Wise Father - LinsdayxJustin (New)

10. Lily - The Sweet Girl - LinsdayxJustin (Vet)

11. Lara - The Ex-Girlfriend - LinsdayxJustin (Vet)

12. Jamie - The Blonde Brute - No-P (New)

13. Lydia - The Technical Masster - No-P (Vet)

14. Tommy Dreamer- The Innovator of Hardcore- RR44 (New)

15. Kenneth- The Monster Hunter- RR44 (Vet)

16. Taco- The Absolutely Randome One- RR44 (Vet)

17. "The Drama" - The Stategist - No-P (New)

18. Aversa - Dark Flier - DRL (Vet)

19. Zephyr - Bored Guy - DRL (New)

20. Leanne - Sweet girl, Bored guy's best friend - DRL (New)

21. SpongeBob- The Cheese Head- Creaotr (New)

22. Patrick- The Dumb Starfish- Creator (New)

23. Squidward- The Mean, Green Squid, Creaotr (New)

Debuters (Ask me in a PM in Chat or on my Talk Page if you haven't already signed up and want to, max of 3 for now.)
1. Bruce - The Non-Henry Dark Knight - Phyneo (after first elimination, Vet)

2. Nissan - Miss I-Am-Best - MRace2010 (i didn't got the opportunity of joining this.....MEH I WANT TO D:) (new) (after first elimination)

3. Kansas - The  Quixotic and Delusional Wayward Son - ParaGoomba348 (after first elimination, new)

Pre-Chat
MF: Hello everyone.

Kyle: Hello Morgan Freeman, nice to meet you.

Lara: i'm back....FOR WIN !!

Nathan: Hello Guys ^-^

Kyle: Hello you two, glad to make your aquaintance.

Zephyr: *arrives with leanne* this better be worth my time.

Leanne: Dont worry, you'll like it, as long you dont go too early.

Dreamer: *With a litter of weapons, chairs, trashcans, kendo sticks, stop signs and even a shopping cart* WOOOOOOOOO!

Jamie: Oh my... shut up already!

Lydia: Hey, Nathan want to be in an alliance

The Drama: Hey guys! (CONF) The big bucks are mine!

Ren: Hi *trips*

Georgia: Hey Y'all

Kyle: Hello everyone who just came.

Nathan: Nice to meet you Kyle,Hi guys

Lara: How many stupid there are here *Laughs*

Taco: *on Charlie the Unicorn* YEE HAW!

Charlie: Oh god! Get off of me!......I swear to god you're more annoying than those blue and pink unicorns!

Taco: Oh be quiet Canny!

Jacques: Um, hi guys.

Lydia: Hey person, want to be in an alliance?

Jacques: Huh?

'''MF: Time for the teams. (DON'T POST)'''

The Dancing Deer: Kyle, Jacques, Brooke, Georgia, Lara, Kenneth, Zephyr, Leanne

The Fishing Flamingos: Henry (when he arrives), Drew, Ren, Lily (when she arrives), Taco, Aversa (when she arrives), SpongeBob, Jamie

The Plunging Ponies: Desiree, Johnny, Nathan, Lydia, Dreamer, The Drama, Patrick, Squidward

Deer Chat
Zephyr: *sigh* Well, this sucks. At least we're on the same team, Leanne.

Leanne: yeah, this way we can watch our backs!

Lara: aww this is moving....pfff...

Kyle: Hello everyone, I look forward to being in a team with you all.

Lara:.....-.-

Kyle: What?

Leanne: Hi Lara, I remember you when I saw last season. You did well.

Georgia: Hey teamys.

Kyle: Hey.

Jacques: Hi.

Lara: WHAT ?! are you Fuc***g me ?? I WAS 24TH !!!! THEY ELIMINATED ME !!! AHH !!!

Leanne: yes, but that was the Panthers, they saw you as the biggest threat on the Sharks.

Lara: ah..ahaha thanks *Smile at Leanne*

Georgia: Don't worry guys.

Lara: (CONF) it's a long time that someone did a compliment to me *Blushes* emm...yes Leanne is n-ni..ce...

Georgia: I hope we can be buddies.

Kyle: Well everyone, it's been lovely. It's a pleasure to have met you all.

Lara: ..........i don't think.....

Jamie: *walks over* *deep inhale* ..................................hey...

Leanne: *whispers to lara* So um, do you wanna make an alliance with me and my friend Zephyr?

Kyle: *to Jamie* Hey, from one of the other teams, I assume? I'm Kyle, nice to meet you.

Lara: *to leanne* sure ;)

Leanne: *To Lara* Great! Im sure Zephyr will be happy....you know, when he finds out I put him in an alliance ^-^ (XD)

Lara: *To Leanne* okay :) (CONF) i like this girl he is strategy !

Leanne: hey Zephyr guess what?

Zephyr: What?

leanne: I put us in an alliance with lara.

Zephyr: Leanne! Whyd you do that? You know I dont care for our team.

Leanne: So? We cant just rely on eachother you know. What if I leave first before merge? You'll be hopeless. Right now we need to buddy with someone with experience, and Lara is the only vet on the team.

Zephyr: *sighs* I guess you have a point.

Lara: *Walks to Leanne* so ? Zephyr want ?

Leanne: he agrees.

Flamingos Chat
Jamie: Okay everyone, don't talk to me, don't get you face pummeled.

Ren: Um Hey I'm Ren.

SpongeBob: Hi guys, I'm SpongeBob!

Aversa: *flies in on dark pegasus* Hmph, so this is the team Ive been assigned to? Well, I see some familiar faces.

Taco: Oooooooooh! Pretty unicorn! *gets on dark pegasus* CAN I RIDE HIM? PLEEEEEEEEEASE?

Aversa: NO! MY PEGA PONY PRINCESS- I mean........Just be careful with it >.>

Henry: *appears* Hey guys! Just got here from the last season. Taco: YAY! THANKS AVERSA! :D *goes off on a joyride with the dark pegasus*

Kenneth: *pops in* Well THAT was embrassing.

Aversa: *Sees henry* (CONF) Great, my target is back in this season, and is even on my team! This is just too easy!

Henry: What's up guys? Nya ha ha!

Aversa: *checks watch* Ok, times up! *uses hex which teleports Taco and her dark pegasus back* Hope you had fun! *Pushes Taco off and rides dark pegasus*

Lily: *Arrives from the Dark Neighborhood with many monyes* Hai guys, i won the previous SEASON ! YEAHH !!! Hey Aversa,Henry,Taco and Kenneth you are here !! i'm so happy to see you guys !! it will be a great season how the previous i hope....oh do you know me and Drew will ger married after this season *Smile*

Kenneth: *pops in again* That's wonderful!

Taco: You ARE?.......Oh thank god! *hugs Lily*

Lily: Yay ! *Hugs Taco*

Ponies Chat
Nathan: Good we are the ponies ^-^ i think we can be all firends and be a nice team :)

Lydia: Want to be in an alliance Nathan?

Nathan: yes but not an evil alliance !?

Johnny: Hey you two wanna be in an aliance?

Lydia: *to Nathan* Of course not *maniacal laugh* HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough* *cough*

Dreamer: *bangs himself on a kendo stick* WHOEVER THE H*** MADE US PONIES IS A IDIOT!

Lydia: That was Johnny.

Nathan: emm...okay cause i'm not evil i have a son that is watching ^-^ emm okay Johnny you aren't evil right ?

Lydia: He is. I've watched him.

Johnny: I'm not evil unless you are mean to me.

Nathan: ...emm....on TV i meant....yes i was talking with you ^-^

Lydia: *whispers to Nathan* He is EEEVVIILL!

Nathan: !!! Really !!?

Lydia: He's got to go!

Nathan: emm...Johnny...never mind *Smile*

Lydia: *points at Johnny doing something not evil that looks evil* Look at him!

Johnny: DO you believe the person with the evil laugh. And how has Lydia watched me before? Besides I'm just reading a book.

Lydia: An EVIL book! NATHANLOOKATHIM

Nathan: (CONF) Lydia think that i'm stupid....but she don't know that i have many experience in my life...i know who is Johnny and who is Lydia...

Lydia: *runs over to Johnny* *takes book* LOOK IT'S- eh, it's, it's A Series of Unfortunate Events, oh. Okay, well, Johnny isn't the target there is much more to accomplish, I can get you to the final 3!

Johnny: Its just a book. And wrong title its a book on oragami. Anyways what do you do for fun Nathan?

Lydia: Hey Johnny, want to be in an alliance.?

Nathan: my life isn't very funny, i work,and pass my time with my son and with my wife but i like drink bere with my friend for fun ^

Lydia: O_ o (CONF) How old is he? He isn't a teenager...

Nathan: oh Sorry now you are thinking that i'm an old man...no i'm 19 years old

Lydia: You drink beer and your only 19? The legal age is 21...

Natahn: *Coughs*......*Walks away*

Patrick: I'm Patrick!

Squidward: They know who you are, Patrick.

Dreamer: I'm Dreamer! Tommy Dreamer!

Episode 1 - Strings of Trust (later today)
'''Chris: I'M BACK BABY AND BETTER THAN EVER NOW THAT I KICKED RIN OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD! So we all gotta trust each other or not for dem ratings and stuff. SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO! We're gonna start with a pair challenge! Team with the most people who complete the challenge win! Anyways, the pairs will be posted as well as their chat, you will talk there for 20-30 minutes and junk. So yeah, see ya!'''

Leanne and Lara Chat
Leanne: Cool, Just you and me! I hope Zephyr doesnt kill whoever hes paired with.

Lara: Yeah Leanne ! but what we have to do ?

Leanne: IDK, I guess we wait for Chris to give us instructions or something.

Lara: Good so....we can know each other better right ? so...do you have a best friend ?

Leanne: yes, Zephyr is my best friend.

Lara: Zephyr is a boy ?

Leanne: Yeah.

Lara: Good *Smile* so do you have a boyfriend ?

Leanne: No.

Lara: umm...me too xD what do you like to do for fun or something else ?

'''Chris: YO SUCKAS, WELCOME DAW- Nah, I can't be a rapper..........anyways, FOR DA CHALLENGE, WE MUST TRUST- Hold on, phone call. Okay back. ANYWAYS, *Pushes Leanne off a cliff* LARA, YOU MUST RUN DOWN AND CATCH HER! (5 lines, Leanne can post as she's falling to help out) GOOD LUCK!'''

Lara: are you jk ? -.- i hate run ! but she is my firend so...*Runs*

Leanne: AAAAAAUGGGGGHHHHHHH

Lara: *Runs for saving Leanne*

Leanne: ...............still waiting.

Lara: *Runs for saving Leanne*

leanne: *still falling* aw

Lara: *Runs for saving Leanne* (4)

Leanne: EEEEKKKK! HURRY UP! >.<

Lara: *Cathes Leanne* Yay ! are you okay ?

Leanne: Im fine, thank you.

Chris: THE SECOND TEAM TO FINISH THE CHALLENGE!

Kyle and Georgia Chat
Kyle: Greetings, it's a pleasure to be teamed with you.

Georgia: Hey Kyle.

Kyle: Yeah, we can be basic with greetings........my brother has infected my way of wordings. Though I don't know wher- sorry to ramble on about that.

'''Chris: KYLE, GEORGIA, I'M RUNNING OUT OF STEREOTYPES SO *Pushes Georgia off a cliff* Why not go save her? (5 lines to catch her, Georgia can post something as she's falling)'''

Kyle: This is sort of cruel, don't you think? But fine.........Georgia, don't worry! I'll catch you! *runs to go catch Georgia* (1)

Georgia: Help!

Kyle: *running* Stay calm, everything will be alright! (2)

Georgia: I'm falling how can I stay clam!?!!?!?!?!?!

Kyle: *running* Because I'll catch you! Though, we did just meet a day ago, so I'll understand if you don't trust me and think you'll fall to your death, but I'll still assure you it won't happen. (3)

Georgia: Kyle!

Kyle: *running* Almost there........she's almost near the ground, I have to make this catch quick...........

*Georgia falls into Kyle's arms, it now takes 4 posts because this challenge had too many inactives*

Kyle: Got you! *lets Georgia down* You alright?

Zephyr and Brooke Chat
Zephyr: *sighs* Good luck to us both, dont slow me down, etc, etc.

'''Chris: YOU SUCKERS, IT IS LE TIME FOR LE- Nah, I can't be french either...........what a problem that is. Anyways *pushes Brooke off a cliff* GO SAVE HER ZEPHYR- or else you lose and will be without Leanne for like five years. >.> (5 lines to go catch her, Brooke can post her screaming to help out)'''

Zephyr: *Runs to save Brooke* Ugh...

Brooke: Help!

Zephyr: What do you think Im doing? >.> *runs to save Brooke*

Brooke: A little faster please...

Zephyr: Shut up and wait! >.> *runs to save Brooke*

Brooke: Then I'm not talking to you!

Zephyr: *Sighs, runs to save Brooke*

Brooke: *mimicing Zephyr* My name is Zephyr. Na na na na na!

Zephyr: *catches Brooke* THERE! HAPPY! *drops her and walks away*

Brooke: YES! I AM!

Jacques and Kenneth Chat
Jacques: Erm, hey Kenne-

'''Chris: *pushes Jacques off a cliff* HEY SUCKERS- Yeah this is getting boring, save him Kenneth. >.> (5 lines to catch Jacques, he can help out as he's falling by screaming)'''

Jacques: *falling* ZUTS ALORS!

Kenneth: *catching Jacques* (1)

Jacques: ......Help, please!

Kenenth: *catching Jadques* (2)

Jacques: *still falling, now used to it*

Kenneth: *catching Jacques* (3)

Jacques: *falling*

Kenneth: *sets up a net at the end of the cliff* (4)

*Jacques falls onto the net, which then sends him flying into Kenneth's arms, since you guys got 4 posts*

Jacques: Is it over.....?

Henry and Aversa Chat
Henry: Hey! What's up?

Aversa: Not much. (CONF) Might as well use him for the challenge, then kill him when we're done.

Henry: That's cool, I hope this challenge involves swimming in blood..............getting blood...........blood's all I really gotta say, nya ha ha!

Aversa: You have an interesting way of amusing people...

Henry: Thanks! Even if it was an insult, fine by me! Nya ha ha!

'''Chris: *cuts off Aversa's Dark Pegasus' wings* It'll grow back eventually, ANYWAYS *Pushes Aversa off a cliff* HENRY GO SAVE HER! THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN AGES! AGE-'''

Henry: Are you old-

'''Chris: Shut up. >.> (5 lines to catch her, Aversa can scream and help out by doing that to make it quicker)'''

Henry: *runs to catch Aversa* I wonder if there are spikes that will activate if I fail...........blood.........nya ha ha!

Aversa: Well this sucks.

Henry: *running to catch Aversa* ............Dang speed, I need a speedwing later, nya ha ha! (bad speed in-game reference)

Aversa: *Waiting, falling*

Henry: Oh wait, I have a horse. *rides horse to Aversa, barely quicker* Oh right, its leg got stabbed..........I'M COMING AVERSA, DON'T THINK ABOUT A BLOODY DEATH, YET- though if it did happe- nevermind, nya ha ha!

Aversa: Ugh.....

Henry: *riding horse* Almost there!

Aversa: HURRY UP ALREADY!

Henry: *finds speedwing and rides super fast* YAY! *hits wall* Ow. *dizzily gets off the horse and catches Aversa* Gotcha, nya ha ha! Now excuse me while I go count some stars. *disappears*

Chris: YOU TWO ARE THE FIRST TO FINISH, GOOD JOB!

Aversa: Thank you for saving me, I'll let you live for the rest of the evening.

Lily and Taco Chat
Lily: Yess !! TACO !! *-*

Taco: HAI! <3

Lily: *Hugs Taco*

Taco: *hugs Lily*

'''Chris: *pushes Lily off a cliff* TACO, GO SAVE HER FOR DEM HUGS! (5 lines to catch her, Lily can help out by screaming so things get done quicker)'''

Lily: emm...Taco ? HURRY UP !!

Taco: *cathcing Lily* (1)

Lily: TAco !!

Taco: I'M COMING! *catchnig Lily* (2)

Lily: *Cries*...i'm afriad to die !

Taco: *catches Lily thanks to her legs* (3)

Lily: Taco you grabs my leg !

Taco: Wait for it..........*gets some arms and catches Lily* Here we go! (4)

Lily: YAY ! c'mon Taco !

Taco: *puts Lily back to safety* (5) SOURCREAM!

Lily: *Hugs Taco* Finally ! thanks Dear *Kisses Taco on the cheek*

Taco: You're welcome! :3

Chris: THIRD TEAM TO FINISH!

SpongeBob and Ren Chat
SpongeBob: Hi, Ren! I'm SpongeBob! I hope we can be great friends! :D

Ren: Um, sure.

'''Chris: *pushes SpongeBob off a cliff* Save him, Clumsy Smurf. >.> (5 lines to catch him, SB can help out by screaming)'''

Ren: *runs*

SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ren misses by tripping and SpongeBob falls to the ground on his face*

Drew and Jamie Chat
Jamie: .....Hi

Drew: Hey!

Jamie: ....Hi, what's up?

'''Chris: *pushes Jamie off a cliff* DREW, BE A MAN! (5 lines to go catch her, Jamie can help by screaming or something to make things quicker)'''

Jamie: *while falling* .....meh....

Drew: *catches Jamie* (1)

Jamie: Thanks....

(the poster has to post 5 times, the faller just lets the poster post again.)

Drew: *catches Jamie*

Jamie: ...

Drew: *catches Jamie* (3)

Jamie: ...

Drew: *catches* (4)

Jamie: ...

*Jamie falls onto Drew's arms because you guys got 4 posts*

Lydia and Johnny Chat
Lydia: Hi Johnny.

Johnny: Hi Lydia.

Lydia: How is your day?

'''Chris: *pushes Lydia off a cliff* ............**** this, figure out what to do. >.> (5 lines to catch Lydia who can help by screaming)'''

Lydia: I HATE YOU CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

Johnny: *runs* I'm coming!

Lydia: THAAAAANKS!

Johnny: *runs*

Lydia: Hurry!

*Lydia falls onto the ground on her face because Johnny missed*

Dreamer and Squidward Chat
Dreamer: *bangs himself on the chair 2 times* That's ECW talk for Hey!

Squidward: Uh...Hi. I'm Squidward. Nice to meet you!

'''Chris: *pushes Dreamer off a cliff* SQUIDWARD, DO BE A HERO! (5 lines to catch Dreamer, Dreamer can help by screaming)'''

Dreamer: IIIIIIIIII DON'T BELIEVE IN LIFE ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Squidward: *Tries to help him* (1)

(Don't double post please)

Dreamer: *bangs himself on the chair*

*Squidward misses and Dreamer falls onto the ground on his face*

Nathan and Patrick Chat
Nathan Hey Patrick i'm with you good thing i hope ^-^

Patrick: I like burritos...

Nathan: ahah xD good

Patrick: Do you like burritos?

Nathan: em no thanks i prefer don't eat burritos

'''Chris: *pushes Patrick off a cliff* ...................Figure out what to do on your own *****. *runs away* (5 lines to save Patrick, Patrick can help by screaming)'''

Nathan: i can not save him ? i'm joking xD *tries to save Patrick*

Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: oh Patrcik ?! *Tries to save Patrick*

*Nathan misses and Patrick falls to the ground on his face*

Nathan: are you ok patrick ?

Desiree and The Drama Chat
The Drama: Hey!

Desiree: What's up?

The Drama: Nothin' much.

'''Chris: *pushes The Drama off a cliff* DESIREE- Nah, you won't do it. (5 lines to go catch the Drama, Drama can help by screaming)'''

The Drama: AAAAAH! *pulls out makeup* Okay, not to much blush, take two. *puts makeup away* AAAAAAAH!

Desiree: *catches Drama* (1)

The Drama: Thanks!

(The screamer doesn't count, it's just to let the poser post again.)

Desiree: *catches* (2)

The Drama: :D

Desiree: *catches* (3)

The Drama: :D

Desiree: *catches* (4)

The Drama: :D

*Drama falls onto Desiree's arms because you guys got 4 posts*

Results
Chris: Only:

Leanne & Lara

Zephyr & Brooke

Kyle & Georgia

Jacques & Kenneth

Henry & Aversa

Lily & Taco

and

Desiree & The Drama

'''finished the challenge! That's 4 points Deer, 3 points Flamingos, and............1 point Ponies, so PONIES ONE OF YOU WILL BE GOIN' HOME, HOMEBOY- WHY AM I STILL DOING THESE IMPRESSIONS? >.>'''

Elimination Ceremony - Ponies
'''Chris: Okay only NATHAN has voted. That's very sad.........so, people from other teams can vote for the next 10 minutes.........SO HURRY AND VOTE THREATS OR INACTIVES GUYS >.>......Nathan's immune for voting. :D'''

'''Chris: ONLY NATHAN, DESIREE, AND PATRICK GOT VOTES AGAINST THEM! Nathan's immune though, so he's safe. Desiree........in an ALMOST SHUT-OUT CEREMONY........you have been E-L-I-MINATED!'''

Deer Chat
Leanne: Oh, we won, cool!

Zephyr: (CONF) Brooke was a pain in the a**....

'''Chris: *announces the sneak peek on speaker* SO NOW WE'LL SPLIT YOU UP INTO THE TRIOS! Also, welcome........................KANSAS TO THE TEAM! *Closes chat*'''

Kyle, Georgia, & Zephyr Chat
Zephyr: Aw damn it!

Kyle: You alright?

Zephyr: Ugh, Im fine. Just stay away from me until the challenge starts, got it?

Kyle: You're obviously not........you seem way too hostile to be fine. Did something happen?

Zephyr: What? No. GO AWAY! GEEZUS!

Kyle: ....................Fascinat- I'm turning into my brother...............yeah, I'll leave you be while I go erase his words from my vocabulary real quick. Do you happen to know a Lione- oh whoops, stupid question..........I'll leave you be before I do anything I reveal too much..........farewell, Zephyr. *disappears*

Zephyr: *shooting bullets through the ceiling for no apparant reason*

*Suddenly a black and green flash appears through the sky*

'''Chris: YUP, YOU'VE BEEN DIGITALIZED TO FIGHT DEM BATTLES! I know it's sorta unfair since Zephyr has some experience and Kyle has a secret sword I shouldn't have told you about- OH WELL- but yeah. Anyways there are boss fights. So yup................Zephyr's boss is up first: CARDINAL ROWEN, y'know that guy who almost killed Leanne back in that thing with that orb and thin- I'll shut up.'''

Rowen: *grabs gun and begins to aim for Zephyr*

(Battle System for Non-Final Boss Battles:

10 HP for the boss

5 HP for Zephyr

'''Supports which will be Kyle and Georgia for now, can block attacks for you in exchange for not attack but they have no health. You can summon them to attack whenever, but they block on their own.'''

Criticals in a 1 out of 20 chance will be accounted for and do 5 damage, boss can crit too but for 3.)

Zephyr: DIE YOU FAT B******! >.> *shoots Rowan with shotgun*

Rowen: *shoots at Zephyr's arm*

Zephyr: Um, RUDE! KYLE GET OFF YOUR LAZY A** AND FIGHT!

Kyle: On it, have to find a weak point! *dashes quickly at Rowen, throws him into the air and repeatedly slices at him making a wind cyclone, shooting him into a wall* Swift blows were always a favorite of mine. Good luck Zephyr. *jumps back*

'''Rowen: God dang his speed. >.> *shoots bazooka at Zephyr*'''

Zephyr: *shoots Rowen back into the wall with shotgun*

Rowen: *shoots rifle at Zephyr*

Kyle: *pushes Zephyr out of the way as a block* Please be more careful. *Jumps back*

Zephyr: Yeah, thanks.....whatever *shoots Rowen*

'''Rowen: WHY WON'T MY GUN AIM FOR THAT OTHER GUY SO THIS BATTLE'S EASIER? >.> WHATEVER! *throws grenade at Zephyr's face, which explodes*'''

Zephyr: *Hurt, but face is still adorable* MY FACE IS TOO CUTE TO BE BLOWN UP! >.> *shoots Rowen*

Rowen: *stabs Zephyr with pocket knife*

Zephyr: KYLE! NOW! >.> *Shoots Rowen*

Kyle: On it! *dashes at Rowen so fast, he cuts right through him, splitting him into two only for Rowen to regenerate due to being in a virtual world but has him lose an arm* Blast. Well my work's done for now. *jumps back*

Rowen: *stabs Zephyr*

Kyle: *blocks* Zephyr, stay careful, you're almost out of this. *jumps back not being able to be called on this turn*

Zephyr: yeah, ok, you dont have to say something witty every time you block >.> (XD) *Shoots Rowen*

Rowen: *about to slit Zephyr's head off*

Kyle: *blocks* Zephyr, now's your chance! *runs back quickly*

Zephyr: I KNOW! SHUT UP! >.> *Throws grenade at Rowen*

Rowen: *dodges some random rock thinking it's a grenade* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- TROLOLOLOLO- *Hit by grenade, it explodes, he dies* NOOOOOOO

*real life*'

Chris: Nice work Zephyr, you also did good Kyle- DO SOMETHING GEORGIA >.>, GOD DANG IT- Okay so take a small break.

Leanne, Lara, & Kansas Chat
Leanne: Hi Lara, Hi new person! (CONF) Oh geez, I hope Zephyr does alright with the others in his trio......Oh god........what if he kills them all? I knew we shouldnt have brought a suitcase full of shotguns, handguns, and grenades!

Lara: Hai Leanne ^-^ *Galres the new person*...>.>

Leanne: So....Your Kansas right? Im Leanne ^-^

*Black and green flash appears*

'''Chris: Virtual World. Boss fights. First boss is Leanne's some researcher named Sullivan............look at Kyle, Georgia, and Zephyr's chat for the battle system and blah.'''

Leanne: Aw poo. *Shoots Sullivan with handgun*

Sullivan: *throws rock at Leanne*

Leanne: RUDE! *throws grenade at Sullivan*

'''Sullivan: ME AND MY ROCKS WILL RULE THE WORLD! *Throws two pebbles into Leanne's eyes*'''

Leanne: Gosh your lame. *Shoots Sullivan*

'''Sullivan: YOU MAY SAY LAME, BUT I'LL BE LAUGHING WHEN I WIN! *Throws boulder at Leanne*'''

Leanne: No.....You'll still be lame. *shoots Sullivan*

'''Sullivan: ........I know. *cries and throws rock at Leanne's head*'''

Leanne: Ok, that hurt. *Shoots Sullivan*

Sullivan: *throws pebble at Leanne, "killing her"*

-GAME OVER-

'''Chris: You guys lost..........to a pebble. You can chat here but you get no chance at redemption and just..........failed. Don't talk to me. You guys suck. YOU FAILED ME. >.> *runs away*'''

Jacques  Owain, Kenneth, & Brooke Chat
Jacques: *coughing* I knew I shouldn't have eaten Henry's sandwi- *dies*

Chris: OH COME ON, STOP DYING ON THE NEIGHBORHOOD PEOPLE >.>.........luckily, we have the perfect replacement for him............MEET OWAIN!

Owain: SWORD HAND, TWITCHES! Hello people and the host who's wicked beyond despai-

'''Chris: Another freak show, just great. *turns Owain into a Sage* Have fun. *leaves*'''

Owain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Black and green flash*

'''Chris: We be in a virtual world. Boss battles. First boss is Kenneth's..................A GIANT MONSTER WHO ATE HIS MOM AT A YOUNG AGE! Look at Kyle, Georgia, and Zephyr's chat for the battle system.'''

Kenneth: *slays the monster*

Owain: Remember to call on me and Brooke, when you'll be needing help. You're looking good though, DESPAIR FACE THIS MAN'S MIGHT!

Monster: *spits Kenneth's dead mom out at Kenneth's face*

Kenneth: *kicks Monster* I'LL AVENGE YOU MA!

Monster: *throws Kenneth's dead mom's head at Kenneth's face*

Kenneth: *slays Monster so hard*

Monster: *mimics Kenneth's mom screaming and then chomps at Kenneth's legs*

Owain: *blocks* Stay down! Best be ready evildoer monster! *runs back*

Kenneth: AGH! YOU ASKED FOR IT! *Stabs monster*

Monster: *kicks Kenneth*

Kenneth: Uh, Owain? A little help here?

Owain: Very well! *grabs tome book and uses Micaiah's Pyre on Monster* I wish my sword hand was still active........*runs back*

'''Monster: GRAAAAH! *Confused*'''

Kenneth: Well, I do know a little hex magic so maybe if we win, I'll give your sword hands back. *slays Monster*

Flamingos Chat
'''Chris: *announces sneak peek on speaker* ANYWAYS, WELCOME BRUCE TO THE TEAM! *Closes chat*'''

Henry, Aversa, & Lily Chat
Aversa: ......henry, why havent you died yet? I know I put the poison in your sandwhich........who else could have eaten it?

Henry: Oh Jacques stole it, I think, nya ha ha! Hey could you please kill me in a bloody way instead or try to? .........No ouchies if possible, please.

Aversa: Wait what?........s*** >.>

Henry: Oh well! Nya ha ha! If you want I can give you some suggestions for my death?

Aversa:Um.....ok.

Henry: *one long list, providing awesome, bloody, but not too painful deaths* Like my ideas? Nya ha ha!

Aversa: O_O ok.......I'll keep you alive until we finish our fights, cuz you can be useful...........sometimes....

Henry: Yay! Nya ha ha! Oh but be very careful with your spells because I can accidentally fling them back and kill you. Just a warning. Nya ha ha!

Aversa: I'll try. (CONF)..........WTF

Henry: Okay, good! Nya ha ha!

'''Chris: Boss battle. Yeah. *black and green flash* First up is Lily's...............her secret fat stalker. See battle system at Kyle, Georgia, and Zephyr's chat.'''

SFS: I LOVE YOU LILY *Burps*

Lily: ahh !!!! god !!!! *Shoots SFS* F**k you !!! I'M TOO NICE FOR YOU !!

SFS: BUT I JUST WANNA BE FRIE- *Throws up on Lily's shoes then falls on ehr*

Taco, Ren, & SpongeBob Chat
*Black and green flash appears*

'''Chris: Boss battles. Ren's boss...............Evil Ren Clone. See Kyle, Georgia, and Zephyr's chat for the battle system.'''

Drew, Jamie, & Bruce Chat
'''Chris: Just received intel telling me Jamie and Bruce will be gone, so they're excused. DREW, IT'S UP TO YOU! TO SOLO..........................THAT GUY WHO STOLE DESIREE FROM YOU THAT ONE TIME!'''

(DIfferent Battle System:

TGWSDFYTOT - 10 HP

Drew - 8 HP

Drew has a more likely chance of criticals, no supports.

Criticals do less damage.)

Drew: *attacks monster*

TGWSDFYTOT: DON'T CALL ME A MONSTAH MAN, I'M JUST HOTTAH DAN YOU >:( *Punches Drew in the face*

Drew: *finds a critical* (You didn't get one, I call them out when they happen, so it's still one damage)

TG: *Kicks Drew in the........yeah*

Drew: *runs into him*

TG: *Kicks Drew's guts*

Deer Chat
Chris: THIS CHAT IS CLOSED, WE'LL POST THE TRIOS IN A BIT!

Desiree, Drama, and Patrick Chat
'''Chris: Drama and Patrick, you guys will be a duo, SO YA- nah, you'll fail. Anyways Drama is excused so PATRICK SOLO EVERYTHING AND FIGHT....................PLANKTON!'''

(Look at Drew's Chat for YOUR Battle System)

Johnny, Nathan, and Squidward Chat
*Black and green flash*

'''Chris: First up is Nathan's boss...............his teacher. :O- WHO MADE THAT EMOTE? >.>'''

(See Kyle, Georgia, and Zephyr's chat for the battle system)

Nathan: O.O ! oh god.....em..okay....keep calm....*Faints*

Chris: ...........So does he lose?

Lydia, Dreamer, and Nissan (debuter) Chat
Chris: Lydia is excused, oh and Nissan's your debuter, yay.

*green and black flash*

'''Chris: Boss fights. Dreamer's boss. John Cena. Battle system at Kyle, Zephyr, and Georgia's chat.'''

Nissan: Oh my gosh you're doo- GO DREAMER!

Tommy Dreamer: This should be easy. *chair shots John Cena*

John Cena: *body slams Dreamer* THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD WIN IS IF YOU CALLED YOUR FRIENDS FOR HELP LATER!

Tommy Dreamer: Yeah, About that. *The Sandman and Sabu show up.......well, almost*

John Cena: *begins to choke Dreamer*

Dreamer: *breaks free and powerslams John Cena*

John Cena: *grabs gun and shoots Dreamer* WHO CARES ABOUT WRESTLING ANYMORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Dreamer: Uhhhh, Just about EVERYONE. Well, Everyone except TNA, They're going bankrupt soon. *grabs a knife and stabs Cena with it* A little help here Nissan?

Nissan: Um sorry got lazy. GO DREAMER!

Dreamer: Allright. *kicks Cena multiple times*

Nissan: K-I-C-K-H-I-M!

John Cena: *slaps Dreamer*

Episode 2 - Trios of Epicness (TOMORROW OR THE DAY AFTER)
(SO I REMEMBER AND FOR SNEAK PEEKS, HERE ARE THE TRIOS FOR THIS CHALLENGE LATER, ONE PONY TRIO WILL TURN INTO A DUO:

Kyle, Georgia, & Zephyr

Leanne, Lara, & the Deer Debuter

Jacques, Kenneth, & Brooke

Henry, Aversa, & Lily

Taco, Ren, & SpongeBob

Drew, Jamie & the Flamingo Debuter

Desiree, Drama, & Patrick

Johnny, Nathan, & Squidward

Lydia, Dreamer, and The Pony Debuter

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR SNEAK PEEK WITH YOUR HOST, TRENTFAN)