Ravioli Academy

Welcome, students of Raviolipixieology, I am Professor Sunshine, and this is '''RAVIOLI ACADEMY. '''Here you will stay for eleventy weeks until only one remains. This person is our graduate and will recieve his or her Certifricate of Raviolipixieology and PTEOM! (Permission to Experiment on Monkeys) The rest of you have to keep going to school to get your PTEOM! BWAHAHA!!!!!!

(NOTICE: This camp will have art, writing, and roleplaying challenges. It will run on a cycle of art challenge, then roleplaying challenge, then writing challenge.)

Teachers
(Just so you know, all of them are played by none other than me, Sunshineandravioli!)

Professor Sunshine- Main teacher, runs the school, comes up with challenges.

Student Teacher Sunny D- Student teacher, Sunshine's "son", runs some challenges.

Cafeteria Worker Ravioli- Sunshine's twin sister, got suckered into running the cafeteria, fairly antisocial.

Students
'''SIGNUPS ARE CLOSED!!!!! Thanks to all who joined, and good luck!'''

TDI19- THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!

Ezekielguy-Ahh I'm gonna eat RAVIOLI!!!!

Sorrel- you can;t start without your BFF sunshine (JK actually i guess)

Anonymos- I'm anticipating to see what Sunshine will think of for challenges!

Nalyd - This isn't Harvard, is it?

thebiggesttdifan-I got an associates degree in another ravioli academy but that's too suckish, so I'll try here! EXPELLED DAY 1

Turnertang - I can't wait to see what Sunshine does.

Tdi - Raviloi is cool. Even though I don't eat a lot......

Sprinklemist - I'm only here because I want to experiment on monkeys.

2-D (Codaa5) - If I win do I get wings? EXPELLED DAY 2

RockSK8R(RSk8)- Yay ravioli! EXPELLED DAY 3

Zakkoroen - (a ravioli life for me! yo-ho!)

Redflare DROPPED OUT DAY 2

Dorms
Two to a dorm! Sign up here!

Nalyd and Sprinklemist

Jack and Ezekielguy

Sorrel and Anonymos

Zak and TDI19

Chat
('Till May 2, when the challenge will start)

Professor Sunshine: Greetings, pupils! Welcome to Ravioli Academy! Where logic is a thing of the past!

Ezekielguy: YAYYY!!!!!

TDI19: Hi, Professor Sunshine! How are you?

Ezekielguy: Ravioli, Oh Ravioli! I'm-a gonna eat it WHOLEY!!!!

Sorrel: *gives sunshine a can of ravioli* i wanna A!

Ezekielguy: Well, I'm her apprentice and I gave her her son! Wait, where is your son? He's here, isnt he?

Nalyd: *confused* I think I'm at the wrong school.

Sunshine: *stares at Nalyd* What's with the sane guy?! And Zekie, Sunny D's getting me donuts right now.

Zeke: DONUTS!!!!

TDI19: OK, that is very creepy Ezekielguy. I agree Nalyd.

Nalyd: So does this school have dorms or do we go home after school?

thebiggesttdifan: So when are classes?

Sorrel: we have dorms!

Zeke: Sunshine, they don't know who Sunny D is! IT'S TIME FOR THE SUNNY D SONG!

Sunshine: YEAH!!!! ...dangit I forgot the words again.

Zeke: No, it's fine I'lll lead you!

Who is he?

Sunny D!

Sunshine-Duncan BABY!!!

It's the Sunny D song!

Nalyd: *goes to his dorm* Cool. No roommate!

Sunshine: Uh, Nalyd, you sure you want that room?

Nalyd: Why not?

Sorrel: maybe i m you roomate JUST KIDDING

TDI19: I wonder who I am rroming with?

Anonymos: I'll volunteer to room with myself!

Zekey: (Pops out of anonomou's drawers) HIYA, ROOMY!!!!

Sunshine: Well, Nalyd...

Sunny D: *bursts in with donuts* I got the donuts! *stares at Nalyd* ...Why is he in my room?

Sunshine: Sorry, no takebacks.

Sorrel: *walks in TDI19's room* was up!

Zekey: I LIKE TO EAT I LIKE TO EAT EAT CHEESE AND RAVIOLI! I...

Nalyd: I'm not bunking with Mime Boy!

Zekey: HE's Sunshine's baby!

Sunny D: *tears form in eyes* W-what?

Sunshine: *covers his ears* Listen, Renrut, you be nice to Sunny D or I'll tell the whole world which TDI character you like...

Nalyd: *scared* I'll be good!

Sorrel: *snickers*

Zeke: Can I babysit him sometimes?

Sunshine: Good. *unconvers Sunny D's ears* Sunny D, this is Nalyd, he's studying at the academy and he'll be rooming with you for a while. Don't worry, *glares at Nalyd* he'll be nice. And it's okay Zekie, he's a big boy! He actually graduated last year and now he's a student teacher!

Sorrel: cool! so that means your older than me sunshine

Nalyd: *awkwardly* So Sunny D, have any hobbies?

Zeke: He likes to hit things!

Sunny D: Um, I do?

Sunshine: Well Sorrie, I am a pixie. Pixies age differently than humans and stuff.

TDI19: *stares at Sorrel* B-b-but. I am a boy! You are a girl! That is not good!

Sorrel: i know but theres no other room since im angel ill dissapear in the clouds!

Zeke: Who am I rooming with?

TDI19: OK, we will get along!

Nalyd: *laughs at TDI19, then turns to Sunny D* You're a boy, right?

Zeke: No he's a ravioli pixi it's a new gender. Now who am I rooming with?

TDI19: You shouldn't laughing Nalyd!

Nalyd: At least you're dorming with a *stops, remembering the threat*

Sunny D: ? And yes, I'm a guy.

Sunshine: Students are still applying!

Sorrel: Who are we rooming with!

Zeke: Yes who just tell us! And more importantly... who are YOU rooming with? (XD)

Sorrel: me? IDK yet

Zeke: I was asking Sunshine.

Sunshine: I'll decide when all the students have applied. And I'm rooming with Duncan, once I find him. *pulls out megaphone* YOU HEAR ME, DUNC? I KNOW YOU'RE HERE SOMEWHERE!!!!

Sorrel: can;t wait

Zeke: Well, Duncan's not here so mighty's well go with me.

Sunshine: ...um, wow, awkward. o.O

Zeke: C'mon, Sunny. (He drags her by her apron into the biggest dorm.)

Sunshine: *slaps him with her ravioli wand* Dude, I'm a teacher!!! XP

Zeke: Aw... C'mon Sorrel! (Drags her in.)

Sorrel: where am i going

Zeke: The biggest dorm in DE HOUSE!!!

Sorrel: oh!

Zeke: You and me, babe!

Sunshine: I'm... gonna pretend I didn't hear that...

Sorrel: right!

Zeke: Whatever!

* They step in to the room, and kissy sounds can be heard when they step in.)

TDI19: WOW! I never thought those two would be together! Don't go ANY further than that please... guys.... seriously.... *slaps forehead*

Turnertang: (Walks in) Did I miss anything?

Matt: Mmm.... Mmm.... Mmm....

Sorrel: yep...

Sunshine: No, but I need your help. *hands him a fire extinguisher and points to Zeke and Sorrel's room* Go in there and spray them with this. NOW.

Matt: Mmmmm.... M... Oh yeah...

Sorrel: wait *flies to sunshine* OMG *runs quickly*

Zeke: (Runs after her)

Sorrel: *runs back to matt* oh hi!

Sunshine: *sprays Matt and Sorrel with fire extinguisher* That was fun ^^

Zeke: Oh, hey were all wet. (pauses and then begins makingout with her again)

Sorrel: *continues*

Zeke: Oh, yeah... Mmmmm

Sunshine: Maybe I didn't use it right... *smashes fire extinguisher over Zeke's head*

Turnertang: What a great host.

Zekey :Aughh.... Sorrel... Help me...

Sunny D: *watches the spectacle confused*

Sorrel: sunshine why did you do that!

Zekey: Ughh...

Sunshine: 'Cause you guys were honestly disturbing me a little...

Zeke: Buhh....

Sorrel: fine we'll stop fo now

Zeke: OK. Sorrel what could we do to...

Sorrel: to what?

Zeke: Heal my woons.

Sorrel: since im part angel and im maggically here *touches wounds and the heal*

Zekey: Magic.

Sorrel: yep

Sprinklemist: I was lost in this world until I found this camp. *cries, but the tears turn into butterflies*

Tdi: Wow O_0

Sunshine: New students! And one of them cries butterflies! AWESOME!!!!!

Nalyd: *is in room crying*

Sunny D: *walks in eating instant ramen and stares at Nalyd* O.O What's wrong?

2-D: Hola! :D

Sunshine: WHUZZUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorrel: can you set our dorms up cause im excited!

Sprinklemist: That's not a very good reason to set up dorms.

Nalyd: Thsi girl I like has a boyfriend! *keeps crying* (Please give me a dorm with soembody other than Sunny D. It really bugs me.)

Sorrel: who? nayld and sprinklemist dorms are amazing i gotta put up pictures of me homiez ^^

Nalyd: *between sniffles* Um thats not important.....

Sorrel: ya ok than hey anyway i bet you didn't know this *turns around and angel wings appear*

2-D: Who am I roomed with, ello?

Sorrel: ello???

Sprinklemist: Jell-O?

Sorrel: idk?

Sprinklemist: idp?

Sorrel: heh?

Sprinklemist: Huh?

Sorrel: *cocks head* ehh?

Sprinklemist: Egg?

SOrrel: lets talk about something else er... make any new friends?

Sprinklemist: I met a magical talking frog. We're BFFs.

Sorre: really wat's is name

(IS ANYONE ON STILL!!!)

Redflare: *Walks in* OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!! ITS HER!!!!!!!! *Points at sunshine* The duncan obsessed fairy that ate my only batch of cookies!!!!!

Sorrel: hey redflare was up!

Sprinklemist: I don't know its name. We're not that close.

Sorrel: ok^^

Zeke: Yay! All better!

Sprinklemist: That was a slow acting cure...

Sunshine: Come on, people! Applications in! Tommorow is the last day to apply, then I assign dorms and the semester starts!!!

Nalyd: *looking at Redflare* COuld it be??? Another sane person???

Sorrel: err.... ok anyway is it co-ed or not for dorms?

Redflare: If you could call yuorself sane, then yeah, there are two of us. *points up* Sane people don't cry.

Sunshine: Aaand... APPLICATIONS ARE CLOSED!!!! Be prepared students, the semester starts tomorrow! Right now, y'all can start picking dorms! Two to a dorm (one'll have to have three for now) and Sunny D and I are off-limits! (Just 'cause you were so nice to him, Nalyd XD) So... yeah! PREPARE FOR INSANITY!

Sprinklemist: I'll pair with whoever wants me in their dorm. (prepares to wait forever for anyone to comply)

Nalyd: I'm good with anyone too.

Sunshine: Hehe, I have the first lesson all planned... fire up your pencils, pens, or computer drawing systems!

Sprinklemist: *fires up computer art program* OMG! I started Paint on fire!

Nalyd: Adobe Photoshop 5.5 ready to go!

Zeke: Paint, booted up! I am on FIRE!!!!

Sunshine: Not to burst your bubbles, but the challenge is tomorrow. Unlesss you'd like a head start...

Sorrel:hey hguys and!

Anonymos: Hi! We're roomates!

Sorrel: ya

Zeke:ee, I wonder who I'll be paired up with...

Jack: I got roomed with Ezekielguy.

Zeke: Oh, hey, roomie! Howzit going?

Sorrel: you guys would be great roomates

Jack: Nothing but sometimes I stay up late and play guitar. If that starts to bother you, let me know.

Zeke: I play guitar too! and sing!

Sorrel: yea you guys would be great band mates!

Sunshine: *grabs megaphone and shouts into it at the top of her lungs* ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!!!!!!! YOUR FIRST CLASS IS BEGINNING NOW!!!!! REPORT TO THE ART ROOM IN FIVE MINUTES FOR YOUR ASSIGNMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns of megaphone* Whaddaya know, Chris was right. This thing rocks.



Class 1
Sunshine: *waits impatiently for students to arrive*

Nalyd: *runs in and come sup with a fantastic story about why he's late*

redflare: *Walks in* Sorry I'm late my tablet broke so now I haveto use mouse.

Sunshine: Yeah, yeah, next time you all get detention. Anyway, '''today's lesson is a study of ravioli creatures. Your assignment is to design, draw, and give me a picture of a ravioli creature! It can be anything! A ravioli-racoon, a ravioli-dragon, a ravioli-Nalyd (LOL), whatever! You'll be graded on appearance, believability, creativity, and humor! Once A) all the pictures are in, or B) May 15, I will grade each picture A-F! Anyone with an A is invincible, anyone with a B-C has passed, and anyone below a C is in danger of being expelled! NOW GET TO WORK!'''

Jack: Here's mine!

Sunshine: Ooh! Nice! The ravioli works great as the shell!

Jack: What's my grade?Sorrel: kk i gotta make mine.

Zeke: Here!Turnertang: Here is mine!

Sunshine: Wow... I'm really impressed! I can't wait to see everyone's!

Tdi: I made mine!

Sunshine: Ooh! I like it!

2-D: Can I make a Ravioli Pancake?

Sorrel: do you guys like mine??

Tdi: I like it. Do you like mine?

Sorrel: a raviloi chick!

Anonymos: I finished my Ravioli Gorrila!! The melted cheese is coming out of his ravioli head, fists and feet!!

Sorrel: you are great anonymos we should be in an alliance so we don't vote each other off

Anonymos: Thanks, Sorrel! We should be in an alliance!

Tdi: Nice pic, anonymos

Anonymos: Thanks, you too.

Nalyd: Do we vote for people, or does Sunshine decide? Sunshine? Which one?

Sunshine: Once either all pictures are in or the deadline above, I grade them. Anyone who's below a C failed. Then you guys vote for which one should be expelled.

Nalyd: Cool. I'm gonan survive this with NO allies! Is my pic good?

Sunshine: Is LOL!!!!

Nalyd: "Ravioli Nalyd"..... You could never capture my legendaryness in mere ravioli!

Sorrel: ya ok

Anonymos: Uh-hu..

Sorrel: this is fun!

Sunshine: These are all awesome! It's gonna be hard to grade them! *dies laughing at Sprinklemist's XD*

Sprinklemist: *Uses a defibrillator on Sunshine* Clear! *Zap!*

Sunshine: *whips out megaphone* ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!! THE CLASS ENDS IN THREE DAYS!!!!! ANYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE THEIR PICTURE FINISHED... WELL, YOU BETTER GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!! PIXIE OUT!!!!!!!

Zak:But I CAN'T do my picture! My program isn't working!

Sunshine: So there's absolutely no possible way to get a picture up? No scanner, no other program, nothin'?

Zak:We have a scanner, but it was split in half after it fell down the stairs. Sorrel: can't you grade ours for now.

Nalyd: Yay! 2 more days!

Sorrel: can't wait!

Sunshine: ...that's just... o.O Okay Zak, you're exempt from elimination... THIS WEEK.

Nalyd: Yay! Today's the day! (Y'all're (you all are) going down! LOL!)

Sunshine: *grabs megaphone* aaandd.... '''THE CHALLENGE IS CLOSED!!!! '''Grading will now commence!

The Grades
TDI19- ''I like it, actually! It's cute, believable, and the detail is incredible! I just wish you had worked the "ravioli" angle a bit more, as it looks somewhat like a normal snake other than the color. Overall, ''B+!

Ezekielguy-''I think it's obvious you got full points for "creativity" and "humor"! Using the real ravioli was cool, but it also takes away from the believability once the Duncan was put on top. Overall, I liked it a lot! ''A-!

Sorrel- ''Don't get me wrong, I love this, it's adorable. I just wish you had done more than put a piece of ravioli on an animal. Still, it wasn't horrible, and I'm glad you made a picture UNLIKE SOME OTHER STUDENTS. You get a ''C!

Anonymos- ''This is really cool, actually! Very creative and good-looking. Did you draw that gorilla? I'm just a little bit taken aback by the orange. It reminds me more of macaroni than ravioli. Still, exellent work, you get a ''B!

Nalyd- ''Full points on the humor! Weird-shape-pants! LOL! However, it seemed a little simple, especially for someone with as much expertise in computer art as you. Still, it was very well done, and I like that you drew the whole thing. ''A-!

TBTDIF- ''No picture. Tsk, tsk. You'll get a detention next time... if you're here next time. ''F!

Turnertang- ''I love it, it's really cute and the colors fit well, but like Sorrel's, I wish you'd done a little more with it. Also, the yellow-on-white with no outline makes it tough to see. ''C!

Tdi- ''Simple, maybe, but I honestly like it. I can imagine someone making a little doll like that. Thus, very believable, cute, though I wish you'd gone a little more creative. Overall, nice work, you get a ''B!

Sprinklemist- ''I'll put this gently... ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!! I honestly love this! Simple yet creative, funny to the tenth degree, and believable- I can imagine this as a creepy mascot in some cheap theme park somewhere. Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of an ''A!

2-D- '' * looks around for picture* Nothing? 2-D, I'm disappointed. I can assure you if you're not eliminated, you'll get a detention if this happens again. ''F!

RockSK8R- ''Though a bit simple, I liked yours! Very believable with the ravioli shell. I also like how you added a background. Just maybe get a little more creative next time. ''B!

Zakkoren- F!!!! ''BUT, like I promised, you'll be exempt from elimination since you explained your problem. No more dropping scanners down stairs!''

Redflare- That makes three of you up for elimination... yes, Redflare, thanks to your lack of participation, you are now the owner of an F!

Sunshine: Alrighty then! Congrats to everyone who PARTICIPATED. *glares at her non-participants* All of you are now free to hang until we vote for someone to be expelled. Except TBTDIF, 2-D, and Redflare. You three, you're coming with me to the detention room. Now SHOO! The lot of ya!

Chat
Nalyd: Can we vote now?

JAck: Does anyone wanna make an alliance with me?

Nalyd: Who are you voting for Jack?

Turnertang: We should vote for Redflare.

Nalyd: I'm voting TBTDIF.

Jack: Me too! He has something against me for some reason!

Sorrel: ill be in your alliance jack!

Turnertang: OKay I'll vote TBTDIF.

Sorrel: tbtdif 2-D and Redflare are my best friends!

Nalyd: Redflare is starting to scare me.... maybe I'll vote for him...

Anonymos: Yeah...

Nalyd: For the record guys, I'm NOT gay. IDK why Redflare is doing this...

Anonymos: Oh, I heard about that. I believe you, though.

Jack: Sorrel and Nalyd are with me. Anyone else?

Nalyd: I think I'm gonna vote Redflare.

Sprinklemist: TDIBF doesn't seem too involved in this camp, though.

Sunshine: Alright, alright, settle down. Let's go vote!

Detention Room
Sunshine: Welcome Redflare, 2-D, and TBTDIF. Take a seat. Now, while you're here, you can chat with each other and plead your case for staying to the challenge winners. *leaves*

2-D: I believe I should stay because I just went to put up my ravioli dude and I got a edit conflict! (Seriously! he's done!)

Redflare; I believe I should stay because I WILL do much better in the future. I thought it was due by the 25th not the 15th. I made a mistake. I have the picture half finished, but I hadn't scanned it or colored it yet. PLEASE SAVE ME! Its okay if you don't though. And Nalyd all I want to say that if I go, I will still love you my husband.(yes in a wierd way XD) And Jack if you save me I'll be in your alliance.

Vote
Sunshine: Okay! Now the people who didn't fail this class will place their votes for someone to be expelled. Once everyone (other than those in the detention room, y'all can't vote, just hope you're not eliminated and continue to plead your case) has voted, I will expel someone. NOW GET VOTING!!!!

Tdi: I vote TBTDIF

Nalyd: I am voting for Redflare. He's been kind of weird lately...

Sunshine: Anyone else? *crickets chirp* ...oh, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sprinklemist: I vote for thebiggesttdifan for not being too involved in this camp.

Turnertang: I vote for TBTDIF.

Sorrel: TBTDIF!

Zeke: TBTDIF!

Anonymos: I'm gonna have to agree with Sorrel and Zeke. TBTDIF.

TDI19: Agreed. Is not a productive student!

Sorrel: good job tdi19 you made the right choice!

Nalyd: *looks on awkwardly as TDBTDIF gets all the votes*

Jack: TBTDIF.

Zak:TBTDIF...

Nalyd: Red is cool now, can I change my vote?

Sunshine: No. Becuase... All votes have been cast! And the first to be expelled from Ravioli Academy is...

* long dramatic pause*

Thebiggesttdifan. Sorry, dude, but it looks like the sanity and smarts that get you so far in other camps have only brought your downfall here. Now, I know in most of these things, we send you down some pathway onto a nice slow ride where you can chew over your elimination, but here, we're a little different. WE CHUCK YOU INTO OBLIVION WITH A GIANT RAVIOLI CATAPULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tosses TBTDIF into catapult* Any last words? *before he can say anything, she launches the catapult, sending him far away* Okay, okay, nothing to see here. Back to the dorms, all of you are staying... for now.

Dorms
(A chat area, in the dorms)

Zak:What a day! I spent 3 hours just finding this place. It's like Hogwarts, this school is.

* A white owl holding a letter flies by Zak*

Zak:What... the... hell.

Sunshine: You're the one who said it was like Hogwarts!

Zak:I didn't mean literally! What's next, Hagrid?

Turnertang: (Walks in) I would like you to meet my new friend Hagrid!

Hagrid: Yo, whats up?

Zeke: GAHH! No! I don't wanna go to hogwarts!

Zak:*Has a nervous breakdown* All this... for ELEVENTY WHOLE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!

Sunshine: HOW'D HE GET HERE??? *tosses Hagrid into the ravioli catapult and sends him away*

Zeke: HOORAY!!!

Turnertang: I also brought my other friends, Dumbledwarf and Ron.

Sunshine: *attempting to sing* RON! RON! RON WEASLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeke: *Pops up nude* DUMMMM-BLE-DOOR! HERMIONIE!!!

Zak:Harry Potter! Harry Potter! Umph! Harry Potter! Harry Potter! Yeah!

Anonymos: AIEE!! MY EYES!! (Shields eyes from Zeke's naked-ness.)

TDI19: Hey! IT'S VOLDEEEEEEEEEEMORT!!

Zak:ENOUGH!!!B *Glows bright blue, and when the light fades, all traces of Harry Potter-ness have disappeared*

Anonymos: That was weird...

Zak:*Faints*

Sunshine: Dumbledore? *narrowly avoids random falling anvil* GGGEEEOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nalyd: *in his dorm, meditating*

Lobby
(A chat area, in the lobby of the school)

Turnertang: is anyone else in this lobby?!?

Sunshine: Nope! *chucks raviolis at him*

Turnertang: (Catches it and eats it) Delicious!

Anonymos: (Blankly stares into space.)

Turnertang: YAY! Someone else is here!

Sunshine: All right! Time for your next class! Everyone to the science lab!

Nalyd: Guys, I say we vote Sorrel.

Sprinklemist: 2-D requested to be voted out, though.

Nalyd: Yes, but if we don't vote him out he'll just drop out this week. That way two people go.

Cafeteria
(A chat area, in the school cafeteria)

Ravioli: *muttering under breath* ...can't believe Sunshine suckered me into this...

TDI19: Can I have some ravioli please?

Ravioli: *chucks a bowl of ravioli at him* Now leave me alone.

TDI19: What the......... you know what? Someone needs counseling! *storms off, muttering*

Ravioli: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time...

TDI19: *sticks tongue at Ravioli* At least you make good ravioli!

Ravioli: *rolls eyes*

TDI19: Wait, why are you even here?

Ravioli Guy: *runs in* I should be safe here...

Outside School
(A chat area, outside the school)

Nalyd: *pops Sunshine's tires and runs away* IT WAS NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunshine: *watches Nalyd run by* What's his problem? I don't have a car! (LOL)

Detention Room
(For those up for elimination)

Sunshine: *drops Sorrel, 2-D, and RockSK8R off* Same rules as last time. *leaves*

Class 2
Sunshine: *waits impatiently for students to arrive*

Zak:'Allo!

Zeke: Awlright, Darling!

Sunshine: Who you callin' Darling, Darling? (XD That made no sense but XD)

Nalyd: *groggily wanders into the classroom and sits down. head slams onto desk*

Tdi: Oh shoot. I forgot my lasanga at home :(

Sunshine: *hits Nalyd over the head with a book* NO SLEEPING IN CLASS! I should give you detention, but I'm nice, so instead, I'll just hit you over the head with this book until you wake up. *hit hit hit hit...*

Nalyd: *mutters* "Go to the Ravioli Academy," they said.... "Your buddy Zekey will be there," they said...

Tdi: Excuse me? Can I go get my lucnh from home?

Sunshine: *in a poor imitation of Nalyd's voice* "Oh, Sunshine, come see me at Harvard! Don't worry, everyone will like you! You'll fit in fine!"...

Anonymos: (Arrives.) I'm here! Hold the applause! (Waits for applause.) Aw, you guys listened to me!

Tdi: Whatver *Sneaks out to get lunch*

Sunshine: *grabs Tdi* You can eat in the cafeteria after class. Right now, though, you have a task to complete!

Anonymos: Well, what is it? I haven't got all day!

Sunshine: All right! '''TODAY'S TASK IS BASED OFF OF SCIENCE CLASSES, EXCEPT WITH A RAVIOLI TWIST! YOU WILL HAVE TO CREATE SOME SORT OF DEVICE THAT WILL BE ABLE TO CREATE THE RAVIOLI CREATURE YOU DESIGNED DURING THE LAST CLASS! YOU CAN USE ANYTHING IN THIS SCIENCE ROOM! YOU WILL BE GRADED ON WHETHER IT WORKS OR NOT, YOUR PRODUCTIVITY, AND YOUR CREATIVITY IN DESIGN! EVERY STUDENT MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BY JUNE 2ND! IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED IT BY THAT TIME, IT WILL AFFECT YOUR GRADE! NOW, BEGIN!!!!! '''(Just so you all know, this is a role-playing challenge, ie you type out what you're doing instead of actually designing a device. I'll be watching closely, though...)

Anonymos: (Takes microscope.) I think I should find some use for this... this... whatever this is.

Tdi: *Grabs stuff* Hmmm. I need to make a laser that will trun a persons body into ravioli

Nalyd: *takes a pair of pants and starts pouring Ragu into a test tube*

Anonymos: Oh, I have an idea! (Shoves a gorilla into a microwave with a bowl of ravioli and turns it on. The microwave explodes.) That wasn't supposed to happen... I MUST FIND A STRONGER MICROWAVE!! (Searches the science lab.)

Zak:Waaaaaaaaaaaait a sec. I didn't make anything last time. What do I do?

Nalyd: *puts a sponge into the pants and hooks it to a wire. wraps it in pasta and attaches the wire to the Ragu*

Sunshine: Uhm... MAKE ME A DUNCAN CLONE! XD

Tdi: *Finishes* Let me test this. *Grabs a random girl and shoots her. She turns into chicken* Oops

Anonymos: (Pulls out a giant microwave.) FOUND ONE!! (Shoves the gorilla and the ravioli in it and turns it on.) Now we just wait...

Turnertang: Time to think! (Pauses) I got it! (Leaves and comes back with a hamburger) I love hamburgers!

Tdi: *Shoots random guy and turns him into Duncan* Oops

Nalyd: *turns on electricity as the sponge starts absorbing Ragu, laughs evilly*

Turnertang: (Finishes burger) Time to work! (Grabs a bunch of random stuff) Sunshine: *clings to random Duncan* EHEEE!!!!!!!! Extra points for Tdi! (Ha, joking, don't worry guys XD)

Zak:*Manages to scrap together a cloning device. At the last second however, Zeke bumps to machine, causing the process to go horribly, horribly wrong.*

Zak:Here! (Sorry, the cloning process went a little wrong)

(Sunshine: Thanks and all, but it's kinda a RP challenge right now. You have to RP-build a cloning device. Kay?)

Anonymos: (Takes a ravioli gorilla out of the microwave, and it melts.) Oh, dear... Maybe if I mix in some concrete! (Shoves a gorilla, ravioli and a random block of concrete into the microwave.) NOW WE WAIT MORE!

Tdi:*Shoots girl and she turns into Rihanna* oops

Sunshine: *laughs insanely*

Turnertang: This is to confusing! (Leaves and comes back with Phineas) Phineas help me build this!

Tdi: I got it now! *Shoots laser at dogs and turns it to ravioli* Yes! Now it has to work on people!

Turnertang: Phineas you are no help! (Throws Phineas) I got an idea! (Grabs some duck eggs)

Nalyd: *his experiment starts moving* ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ezekielguy's device nearly blows up and creates a fantastic musical sound!

Sunshine: *eyes water* What... what was that beautiful sound???

Zeke: ME!

Anonymos: (Takes a ravioli gorilla out of the microwave, it's wearing a wig and lipstick.) Umm, okay then... I HAVE AN IDEA!! (Staples the microscope to the microwave.) THIS SHOULD WORK!! (Throws the gorilla back in and starts the microwave.)

Nalyd: *experiment stand up and walks into a wall. Nalyd gives it googly eyes* Teacher! It's alive! *experiment falls to ground* Huh?

Tdi: *Shoots kid and turns into unicorn. * Oops

Sunshine: *pokes Nalyd's experiment with a stick, then gives him an apologetic look* I... I'm sorry Nalyd. I don't think he's... with us anymore... *eyes tear up a bit*

Anonymos: We are gathered here today in memory of Nalyd's peculiar ravioli experiment- (Microwave dings.) MY GORILLA!! (Runs to the microwave and opens it and the gorilla walks out.) YES!! FINALLY!! I KNEW THAT WHATEVER THAT THING WAS WOULD HELP!!

Sunshine: NONNY IS THE FIRST TO COMPLETE HIS EXPERIMENT! THE REST OF YOU, KICK IT INTO GEAR!!! And show proper respect for our fallen ravioli friend. *sniffle*

Zeke: I've finished! It's a ravioli bake oven! it turns ravioli in to anything!

Anonymos: (Stands there with a stupid expression on face, continuously poking the ravioli gorilla until it pushes Anonymos into a wall.) My goodness! Your a feisty one!

Sprinklemist: *begins work on extreme pasta maker*

(Sunshine: Zeke, it's a RP challenge. I like the design thingy, but you're supposed to RP building it.)

Zeke: OK. *Builds it by using musical particals and ravioli and oven stuff.* DONE!

Turnertang: (Makes ravioli juice and and injects it into the egg) When the egg hatches it should be a ravioli duck.

Sprinklemist: All finished... I wonder if it works...

nalyd: *experiment comes back to life and starts singing* TEACHER! *it drops before she sees it* Oh come on!

Sunshine: Boy who cried "ravioli"!!!

Nalyd: *experiment walks over to Sunshine and dances on her desk*

Sunshine: Oh, hello, little ravioli experiment! *turns back to Nalyd* Honestly, Nalyd, if you keep lying, no one will believe you when it matters!

Zeke: *Plays and sings "Left Hand Suzuki Method" On guitar.*

Nalyd's Experiment: *to the tune of Frosty the snowman* RavioliBob the Pasta Man! Was a mistake of anature they say! With a sponge for a brain and Ragu for blood and a ravioli soul! (LOL)

Sunshine: *applauds then turns back to Nalyd* Seriously, when will you learn your lesson?!

Zeke: *Claps* MORE SONG!!! *Foams at mouth* MORE!!!

Sprinklemist: *pushes button on pasta maker and Ravioli guy jumps out* It works! *leans on button as hundreds of Ravioli Guys jump out* Oh poo!

Zekey: *Pulls out guitar and plays* Dow now now now now now now!

Sunshine: Why are you goofing off, Zeke?! You're not done yet!!!

Zeke: Fine! *Installs a piece of ravioli, looks at keyboard options* Hmm... Chicken Form, Pumkin Form, Oh! Duncan form! *Presse Duncan form and a ravioli Duncan comes out!* Done!

Sunshine: Much better. *drools over Duncan ravioli*

Zeke: *Sings* Feel the impact! Katei de mai-nichi Gakushu-you no *record* wo kikase, Ongaku-teki *sense* wo takameru. Sensoo sou ii kedo Sou inyo to demo. The most important thing, is listening the recording of the music. It makes them get um musical sense - and, uh - this is the point of the... fast progress!

Nalyd: Do I get an A?

Zeke: *Dances*

Turnertang: (Egg hatches and ravioli duck pops out) It works! Now I have to make it a machine that does it automatically.

Sprinklemist: *eats extra ravioli guys* Mmm... Cheesy!

Tdi: ARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shoots girl and turns into ravioli girl* YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TDI19: OK.... *builds a ravioli chamber*

Turnertang: (finishes machine) I hope it works. (Presses button and a duck egg rolls and stops and a needle comes down and ejects the juice into the egg than it rolls into a time speed up box which makes the egg grow faster and then it comes out as a ravioli duck) It works!

TDI19: You see..... this machine has one chamber for the male animal, and one for the female. It extracts the chromosomes from each, and mixes it in with this ravioli in this middle chamber. Thus, it creates a ravioli creature. For example, my snake.... You can put tomato sauce on the ravioli for a animal that likes tomato sauce and butter sauce on it for a animal that likes butter sauce!!

Sunshine: I honestly have no clue what any of that meant, but if it works, great!

TDI19: For Sunshine...... Mom + Dad+ Ravioli + Sauce= Creature!!

Nalyd: Challenge done yet?

Sunshine: *yells through megaphone in Nalyd's face* '''YES, IT IS!!! THE CHALLENGE IS CLOSED!!! GO HANG OUT, GRADES WILL BE DONE SOON!!!!'''

2-D: Here's the plan: vote me out.

Sprinklemist: What, why?

2-D: CAUSE IT'S TORTURE HERE!

Sorrel: relazies she just misses a cahllenge* NO!!!!!!

Nalyd: Sorrel, I think it's you going... (Vote soon???)

Sunshine: TIME TO VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Grades
Sunshine: After a few days of me being busy/lazy, here are your grades!!! But first, a few announcements.

First of all, Redflare has decided to drop out of the academy. Couldn't handle the insanity, it seems!!! *chucks him in the ravioli catapult and sends him far away* Bye bye!!!

Secondly, I'd like to introduce a new tool used to weed out those of you not doing challenges- detentions. For anyone who does not participate in a challenge, they will not only be at risk for elimination that night, but they will recieve a detention. If you rack up three detentions, you are automatically eliminated from Ravioli Academy, no ifs, ands, or buts. Got it???

Now, onto the grades!!!

TDI19- ''Nice work. From those big scientific words, it looks like you knew what you were talking about!!! Very creative and realistic, I can imagine science someday using this to make real-life ravioli creatures. However, you didn't finish by actually making the snake, and you never mentioned exactly HOW you built the machine! These were your only drawbacks, and thus, you get a ''B!!!

Ezekielguy- ''Good work, you got it together and made a ravioli Duncan!!! However, I wish you'd put a little more effort into the RP making of the device. Next time (and this actually goes for a lot of you!!!) DOUBLE-CHECK THE DIRECTIONS TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, AND ASK ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS!!!! Overall, a ''C!!!

Sorrel- ''NO SORRIE?!?!?!?! Tsk, tsk. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to give you your first detention, a potential elimination, and an ''F!!!

Anonymos- ''Nice work, in spite of the... erm... non-successes. The machine worked, it was creative, it made sense, and I love how you used that... that... whatever that thing is. And to top it all off, you finished first! Excellent job, you get an ''A!!!

Nalyd- ''Excellent work, Renrut! Very serious and on-task, as usual. Everything made sense and was very creative, and of course, it worked. And of course, you remembered the maniacal laughter!!! Bonus points for the song and dance! Congrats, you get an ''A!!!

Turnertang- ''Nice work on the Rube Goldberg-style machine! Very creative, and of course it worked! However, you were a bit off-task at the beginning of the class, and you never really mentioned how you built the machine. Overall, a ''B!!!

Tdi- ''In spite of the mistakes *pauses to give random Rihanna a glance* you did well! (Actually, all those mistakes were pretty darn funny XD) I mean, a lazer! Who woulda thought of that?! However, as with Turnertang, I wish you had mentioned exactly how you built the machine, rather than *grabs stuff and builds lazer*. Still, nice job, you get a ''B!!!

Sprinklemist-'' Considering what I eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, I think I need one of those extreme pasta makers... nice work, and quick thinking on getting rid of the extras! However, like many of the others, I wish you had said what you made it out of. Still, I liked it, it was believable, creative, and very entertaining!' B!!! '''

2-D- ''TWO CLASSES WITHOUT AN ENTRY??? You're lucky I only started giving out detentions today. One detention and one ''F!!!

RockSK8R- ''YOU TOO??? Geez... one detention, one F, you know the drill.''

Zakkoren- ''Glad you got the device together, and thanks for the Duncan pic. However, like Zeke, I wish you'd put more effort into your RPing, and next time double-check the directions!!! Overall, I'll give you a ''C!!!

Sunshine: Okay, so those of you who have C's and above, nice job, you are all safe. Sorrel, 2-D, and RockSK8R, please follow me to the detention room. The rest of you can hang out until we vote to expell someone.

Vote
Sunshine: All right, same rules as last time, everone votes and once all votes are in we expell someone. Today, you may vote for either Sorrel, 2-D, or RockSK8R. Start voting now!

Nalyd: I vote Sorrel

(sorrel: when did the challenge end? mhm so do i vote too?).

(Sunshine: On the third or fourth. And no, you can beg people not to vote you off though.)

Anonymos: I vote for 2-D.

(sorrel:oh)

(Sunshine: Um, you can't vote *points above* you can only beg people not to vote you off.)

(sorrel: sorry)

Sorrel:*mutters to herslef* i gotta convince anonymos to be in allinace with me *out loud* uh anonymos would you like to be in allinace with me?

Anonymos: I don't know. I shall consider it.

Sorrel;so is it a yes?

Nalyd: Guys, vote out Sorrel. She goes, then 2-D quits later this week! 2 down!

Turnertang: I vote for RockS8R.

Sorrel: no don't listen to him listen to me I befg you don't vote me off! PLEASE!Q

Sprinklemist: 2-D, I can't vote off someone over someone who requested to be voted off.

Sorrel:*mouths* THANK YOU!

Sunshine: Who let the strategy in??? Time to clean house! *smacks Nalyd with duster LOL*

Sorrel:*teis her hair up in a ponytail* ok

Nalyd: *rolls eyes* I'm here to win. Sunshine, can I change my vote? (I wanna vote 2-D so the vote can end sooner)

Sorrel:yes!

Tdi: I vote 2-D

Sunshine: Sure, Nalyd.

Sorrel:*smiles* yes!

Nalyd: Sorrel, I've spared you. This time..

Sorrel:this time eh but Thank you!

Sunshine: All right, I know I said we'll wait for all votes to be in, but not only are the majority of the votes against 2-D but he's personally requested I end the vote and send him home. So, the third person to leave Ravioli Academy is... 2-D. *shoves him into the catapult* Any last words?

Nalyd: *runs to catapult* 2-D, I'm sorry the game ended for you this way... You me could've been final two... But I would've won again. Good luck landing. *walks to dorms to take 2-D's stuff before janitors get there*

Sunshine: Reaaaal nice Nalyd. *catapults 2-D far away* Well, that takes care of that! *walks away whistling*

Dorms
Nalyd: *is meditating*

Sprinklemist: *is playing the tuba*

Sunshine: TIME FOR CLASS!!!! EVERYONE TO THE MUSIC ROOM!

Lobby
Sunshine: *is randomly Caramelldansen*

Cafeteria
Ravioli: *makes pasta* One day, I will get back at Sunshine for this...

Nalyd: *before class* Ravioli? What are you doing here? *looks at clock* How about I come here after class, and we can hang out?

Ravioli: *shrugs casually* Sure, sounds cool. *in head* YEAH!!! Sunshine, I sort of forgive you for this!

Nalyd: *waves and runs to class*

TDI19: Hi Ravioli!!!

Ravioli: Aren't you supposed to be in class or something?

TDI19: Yeah, but I wanted to come in quickly beforehand and apologize for my rudeness yesterday.

Ravioli: Sure, sure.

TDI19: OK! Bye!!

Nalyd: *runs in* Ravioli! *hugs her* I can't believe you're here!

Ravioli: Weren't you in class? How did- *pause* Oh, right, Sunshine's your teacher. (LOL I'm so mean to myself XD)

Nalyd: (It's good to be able to laugh at yourself. I've nearly mastered that art. XD) I told her I was going to the nurse. So you doing anything tonight? We could get a bite, see a movie. Break some stuff. (XD)

Ravioli: Nalyd, I'm trapped in a school dedicated to teaching the art of ravioli serving cheap cafeteria food. Do you THINK I'm doing anything tonight? (LOL) If you meet me here after elimination, I'll bring you to where I'm staying. I've got some DVD's and popcorn, and a TV I stole from one of the dorms.

Nalyd: Cool, I gotta go back to class. See ya then! *runs off, slips on a puddle of Ragu* I meant to do that.... *limps back to class*

Ravioli: *holds back laughter*

Tdi: *Gets food and sits in the corner*

Nalyd: *comes in wearing a nice shirt, holidng flowers, waits for Ravioli*

Ravioli: *comes in wearing everyday outfit and stares at Nalyd* Okay, the fancy getup's a bit much, but you look good, Renrut.

Nalyd: Thought so. *puts on a hooide that he had next to him, magically* These are for you. *hands her flowers* So where are we going?

Ravioli: Well, weirdly enough, there was some sort of passageway inside the fridge to a secret part of the school. So, I've been hanging out there.

Nalyd: Cool. (LOL, get it? COOL! And its a fridge! XD) If you were anybody's sister except Sunshine's I'd be surrpised. Are we gonna go in?

Outside School
Tdi: *Plays The SIms 3 on his labtop*

Detention Room
(for after class)

(Sorrel: umm do i stay here)

(Sunshine: Yup.)

sorrel: i feel very bad

Class 3
Sunshine: *waits for students*

Anonymos: (Runs in.) I'm here Mrs. Sunshine!!

Nalyd: *slowly drags himself in* Oy vey, another day here...

Sunshine: I hope you've all got some musical talent, 'cause today's class will put your songwriting skills to the test!

Nalyd: Epic! I love writing songs! (I actually write parodies! I made "I kissed a girl" into "I kissed a girl and she slapped me" XD) Bring it Sunshine!

Anonymos: So, what's the challenge?

Sunshine: Allrighty, '''TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL BE TO WRITE A NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR THE LAND OF RAVIOI! THIS IS A VERY FREE CHALLENGE, YOU HAVE BASICALLY NO RESTRAINTS! IT MAY BE ANY LENGTH AND YOU CAN DO IT TO THE THEME OF AN EXISTING SONG IF YOU WISH! YOU WILL BE GRADED ON CREATIVITY, CATCHYNESS, AND IF IT RELATES TO THE LAND OF RAVIOLI! GOOD LUCK, IT'S DUE JUNE 22!'''

Nalyd: Can you describe the land of ravioli, por favor?

Sunshine: It's, um... *long pause* ...ravioli-ish. Oh, and everyone's pixies, there's tomato sauce instead of water, and all the animals are pasta-y.

Sorrel: great!

Zeke: Yay! This'l be fun!

Nalyd: *starts writing*

Nalyd: LOL, I love yours Zeke! Anybody like mine?

Anonymos: Turnertang, yours is hilarious!!!!!!

Zeke: I was laughing sick over Nalyd and Turnertang's!

Anonymos: Me too! Yours was really good too!

Zeke: Thanx! I loved yours!

Nalyd: If I get an F, I'm doomed.

Anonymos: You won't.

Nalyd: *shrugs* I hope so...

Anonymos: I wouldn't worry about it.

Nalyd: *remembers Ravioli* Sunshine, can I got to the nurse's office?

Tdi: I just thought of something... what if Sunshine doesn't like it and gives me and F!!!! And I'll get detention!!!! And I'll be eliminated and not be able to be expirementing on monkeys!!!!!! *Starts to panic*

Sunshine: *gives Nalyd a stare only a teacher can give LOL* ...fine. BUT HURRY BACK! And guys, quit panicking for crying out loud. I'm not that scary. XD *grabs megaphone* EVERYBODY HURRY UP WITH YOUR SONGS!!!! THEY ARE DUE BY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!! AND REMEMBER, THREE DETENTIONS AND YOU ARE OUT OF THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sees Nalyd limping in* I thought you said you were going to the nurse! *long pause* Wait a sec, I DIDN'T HIRE A NURSE! WHERE WERE YOU???

Nalyd: *runs back in with Ragu covring his back* I'm back, teach. (LOL, Sunshine. People fearing your opinion, you're ready to host TDAuthor! LOL)

Sprinklemist: D'oh! I knew that. I tried so hard to make it as accurate to Sunshine's story as I could, and messed up that one word... It can easily be replaced with Sunshine, though.

Nalyd: Guys, I say we vote for Sorrel. This is her second week in a row in the bottom three.

TDI19's Song
Hmmmmmm.... I have to think this one through....

OMG! I am having a tough time choosing a song.... too many options!! XD! I will get it up later today though!

OK... I finally chose... it will be a parody of "Goodbye" by Kristinia DeBarge!

Goodbye

Am I supposed to burn my ravioli

Because you don't know how to cook,,

And you don't know where tomatoes are growing?

Am I supposed to be pasta free,

Broken-hearted, in a kitchen crying,

Pardon me if I don't grow it

I don't care, if I never see you again, I'll be alright.

Take this final piece of pasta, and get yourself together,

But either way, pixie, I'm gone.

I'm so over it, I've been there and back.

Changed all my recipes, and just in case you're wondering,

I got that new "I'm a single pixie" swag,

Got me with my pixies and we're singing it...sing!

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Rav i oli, It's all mine!

I'm so over it, I've been there and back.

Changed all my recipes, and just in case you're wondering,

I got that new "I'm a single pixie" swag,

Got me with my pixies and we're singing it...sing!

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Rav i oli, It's all mine!!!!!

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Rav i oli, It's all mine, all mine...

Ezekielguy's Song
RAVIOLI IDIOT!!!!

Don't wanna be a Ravioli idiot

Don't wanna be some Duncan-obsessed pixie! Hey, Can you hear the ravioli guru? He wants an order of egg plant parmigiana. they love to play and are so enjoying The anime it makes them more annoying. I'd expect better from Schnitzel Land! They never fight and never get gory. They never have time to finish they're story. Don't even think about throwing glitter!dow now now now now now now now now now!

peice of raviloi (the music video of this tune is on my user page)
the moment you walk in to raviloli land

then there was a random pixie that went crazy over raviloli

all i want is a bowl of raviolis

all i need is a cup of raviolis

all i want is some raviolis

all i need is a can of raviolis

raviolis raviolis raviolis raviolis!

peice of raviolis

(repeat again)

Anonymos' Song
I got bored, so I decided to write 2.

'''The first one is to the tune of, "Home on the Range." I call it, "The Land of Ravioli." (Creative, right?)'''

Oh, give me home where ravioli can roam

And the pasta and pixies can play

Where Duncan is God, and the natives are odd

And the ravioli is always gourmet

Oh, the land of ravioli

Where the pasta and pixies can play

Where Duncan is God, and the natives are odd

And the ravioli is always gourmet.

'''The second one is to the tune of "Over the Rainbow." I call it, "Over the Ravioli."'''

Somewhere, in the solar system, way up high

There’s a land I was told of

By an insane pixie

Somewhere, in the solar system, waters are Ragu

And the things that come in nightmares,

They really do exist

Someday, I’ll wish upon spaghetti

And wake up where the pixies are all creepy

Where Duncan’s worshipped all the time

And for some reason, ravioli grows on trees

That’s where you’ll find me

Somewhere, in the solar system, ravioli birds fly

Ravioli’s fly out to the Land of Ravioli

Why, oh why, can’t I?

If raviolis fly, beyond the solar system

Why, oh why, can’t I?

Nalyd's Song
I'm thinking of doing "Ravioli!" (Parody of "My Bologna" which is a parody of "My Sharona") (written from the perspective of a citizen)

Ooh! We're little pixie ones! Pixie ones!

Living in a world made of Ravioli!

Ooh! The fun is never done! Never done!

Cause nobody here likes guacomoli! (IDk how to spell it, sorry)

Never gonna stop! Ravioli! Such a tasty snack!

There always is enough, we're kinda short!

But we'll always love our RAV-RAV-RAV-AV-AV Woo!

Ra-ra-ra-ravioli!

Turnertang's Song
I'm doing Boulevard of Ravioli (Parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day)

I walk a tasty road

The only one that I have ever known

That tastes like ravioli

But its home to me and I eat alone

I walk this yummy street

On the Boulevard of Ravioli

Where the pixies eats

And drool over Duncan and I eat alone

I eat alone I eat alone

I eat alone I eat a…

Ravioli is the only thing that I eat

The tomato sauce river is the only thing I hear

Sometimes I wish the pixies weren’t obsessed with Duncan

‘Til then I eat alone

Dun-can, Dun-can, Dun-can, Dun-caan

Dun-can, Duncan

I’m walking down the river

That takes me to the palace

Where the king sits

Where all the pixies are and I eat alone

They all drool over him I don’t know why but it’s all right

I munch on some ravioli

While the king is attacked by pixies and I eat alone

I eat alone I eat alone

I eat alone I eat a…

Ravioli is the only thing that I eat

The tomato sauce river is the only thing I hear Sometimes

I wish the pixies weren’t obsessed with Duncan

‘Til then I eat alone

Dun-can, Dun-can, Dun-can, Dun-caan

Duncan, Duncan

I eat alone I eat a…

I walk this yummy street

On the Boulevard of Ravioli Where the pixies eat

And drool over Duncan and I eat a…

Ravioli is the only thing I eat

The tomato sauce river is the only thing I hear

Sometimes I wish the pixies weren’t obsessed with Duncan

‘Til then I eat alone

Tdi's Song
(Gets idea of parody of a song)

I'll write somethin called Raviloi Heroes!

Ravioli Heroes, Parody of Cartoon Heroes by Aqua

We are what we're supposed to be

Ravioli Pixies of your fantasy

All wands and wings that think and say

What we do is what you wish to do

We are the noodle sympothy

We do the things you want to eat

Cut by cut, to the ravioli

We are so unreasonable

We do the unpredictable

All wands and wings that think and say

What we do is what you wish to do

It's not about lasanga

We do unbelieveable things

Cut by cut, to the ravioli

Hand in hand, we're using a pan

We are the ravioli heroes, oh-oh-oh

We are the ones who can live forever

We came out an oven, whoa

And flew out the window

Here comes the pelican, we better duck!

Welcome to that food town party!

Think of Sunshine, who has never died

Welcome to that food town party!

Sprinklemist's Song
(based on Barry Manilow's Copacabana)

Her name is Sunshine, she is a pixie

Wearing ravioli in her hair, and wearing pasta everywhere

She would disrupt class, and annoy her teachers

Though her folks tried to make her sane, Sunshine always stayed the same

She always got sent home, making her parents groan

"She is young and will grow out of it"

But they should have known

She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

She comes from the Land of Ravioli

She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

Creating a monster was her most recent passion,

Sunshine Ravioli, got banned to Earth

His name is Duncan, he is a juvie

He tried out for a TV show, he wasn't even on parole

When Ravioli saw him, she became obsessive

She auditioned for the show, she and Izzy had a row

And so the punches flew, Sunshine got hit by a shoe

It was still attached to Izzy's foot

But just who beat who?

She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

She comes from the Land of Ravioli

She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

Following Duncan, her new latest passion

Sunshine Ravioli, lost her spot on the show

(Duncan sings the next part)

Sunshine... Ravioli Pixie...

Sunshine... Ravioli Pixie... Ravioli Pixie? (sees Sunshine fly at him) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Ravioli Pixie!

Get away from me! You, Ravioli Pixie!

You need a new obsession... Take up meditation

(back to normal)

Her name is Sunshine, she is a pixie

She had nowhere else to go, losing her chance to be on the show

She had some free time, and no real hobby

Still wearing pasta everywhere, ravioli in her hair

She began writing fanfics, and making fanart pics

She lost her home, and she lost her Duncan

But now she's found her fix

She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

She comes from the Land of Ravioli

She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

Writing and drawing, her new favorite passion

At the Total... Drama Island Wikis

TDI Wikis

Sunshine, Ravioli Pixie

Sunshine, Ravioli Pixie

Zakkoren's Song
O Ravioooooliiii Laaaaaand...

O Ravioooooliiii Laaaaaand...

Your seeeeeas are fuuuull of choooocooolaaaate,

and your treeeees are maaaaade of flooooooss...

But I looooove yooooooou, Ravioli Laaaand!

For one reeeeeeeason, and one reason ooooonlyyyyy...

For you pixiiiiies, that flyyyy so hiiiiiigh!!

O Ravioooooli Laaaaaand...

O Ravioooooli Laaaaaand...

The Grades
Sunshine: All right, time for grades!!!

First of all, for not being here FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A ROW, RockSK8R recieves another F and a second detention. One more and you're out, buddy.

Secondly, though most of you did excellent with this challenge, a few of you, I felt, could have done more with the songs, ie. a few more verses, a second chorus, etc. Especially considering those of you who did FULL SONG PARODIES!!!

And thirdly, an extremely sarcastic thank you to all of you who got this music stuck in my head.

Now for the grades!!!

TDI19- ''You are one of the people who got a song stuck in my head. XD So, full points on the catchiness. It was also very creative, of good length, and definately Land of Ravioli related! I love how it seems to be from the perspective of Sunshine, being banished! A great example and an ''A!!!

Ezekielguy- ''I love this idea and what you wrote of it. Very catchy and creative. It definately seems related to the pixies and the land they live in! And of course, it's hilarous! However, as stated above, I wish you'd written just a little more. It felt almost incomplete. A full parody of American Idiot based off ravioli would've been a home run! Still, good work, you get a ''B!!!

Sorrel- ''Last minute change, eh? This song is a little more creative than your older one, so that brings your grade up a bit. However, it is somewhat short, and I'm unsure of the catchiness. However, I am glad you participated this week. 'You get a ''C!!!

Anonymos- ''TWO songs?! Wowzers!!! Can you say bonus points? Both were very creative, somewhat catchy, and, though a bit on the short side, felt completed. Excellent job on both!!! A definate ''A!!!

Nalyd- ''Yours is quite good and fit all the requirements. It's creative, catchy, Land-of-Ravioli related, etc, etc. However, it doesn't quite stand out, especially compared to some of this week's fantastic entries. Still, I'm not THAT mean, so you get a ''B!!!

Turnertang- ''Excellent work, and very dramatic! It's creative, unique, and I love the inclusion of Duncan! Plus, it's an ENTIRE SONG!!!! I can truly imagine this playing on some Land of Ravioli radio station. Congrats, you get an ''A!!!

Tdi- ''I liked yours. Cute, creative, not too long, not too short, definately relevant to the Land of Ravioli, etc. Overall very good. And so, I present to you an ''A!!!

Sprinklemist- ''Seems your insanely good writing applies to songwriting as well! The tale of Sunshine! Excellent! And the inclusion of Duncan was wonderful! My only complaint is in the line, ''"When Ravioli saw him, she became obsessive". ''Ravioli is a whole 'nother pixie! Still, overall wonderful! You get an ''A!!!

RockSK8R- ''No entry. That's two detentions, and another ''F!!!

Zakkoren- ''...Is that a parody of "O Canada"...? o.O Though the song was good and most definately creative, it was a little short. Plus, though I think we might have a couple floss trees, the Land of Ravioli most definately does not have chocolate seas. So, it wasn't really relevant to the Land of Ravioli. Still, it all kind of balances out, you get a ''C!!!

Sunshine: Okay, there's only one F this time around, so I'm going to have to do something kind of different. Zak and Sorrie, since you had the lowest grades other than RockSK8R, you are also unfortunately up for elimination. You three will come with me to the detention room. The rest of you, go hang out until the vote!!!

Vote
Sunshine: All right, everyone except the three people up for elimination can now vote. You must vote off either RockSK8R, Zakkoren, or Sorrel. When we reach a majority vote of four against someone OR once everyone has voted, someone will be expelled. VOTE NOW!

Nalyd: I'm voting for RockSK8R, because I suspect that is how everyone else is voting for him.

Sorrel: *inside of head* whoa Nalyd is voting for Rocky, thats a first that he doesn't vote me off... better him than me

Tdi: RockSK8R

Sorrel:*inside head again* yes 2 more votes to go for him

Nalyd: *remembers his date with Ravioli and looks at his watch* Sunshine? Can I be dismissed early? I need to go to the nurse again.

Sunshine: *gives Nalyd the teacher-stare of DOOM* Fine. But you owe me.

Nalyd: *as he runs out of class* The pony's in the mail!

Sorrel: *cocks head* umm ok

Sprinklemist: Voting for RockSK8R.

Turnertang: I'm voting for RockSK8R.

TDI19: RockSK8R.

Anonymos: Rocksk8r.

Sunshine: All right! With six out of... I forget how many... votes against him, RockSK8R, you are EXPELLED! *chucks him in the catapult* Any last- nah, not even gonna bother. *catapults him far away* Alright, vote's over. GO AWAY!

Dorms
Nalyd: *looking for Zeke* Zeke? You in here, dude?

Lobby
Sunshine: *pops up randomly* JUST SO Y'ALL KNOW, TODAY'S CLASS IS ANOTHER ART CHALLENGE! IF YOU CANNOT PARTICIPATE PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! *bows, then does the Duncan*

Sprinklemist Eeeyay!

Sorrel: umm... Sunshine when is i tdue because im no on till tuesday and thursday night next week

Sunshine: Um... probably July 1st. Can you make a pic by then?

Sorrel: ill probably be gone next week and even if i can get on i probably won't have time to do a pic..

Sunshine: Well then, you can be excused from the challenge. I expect to see you work hard at the next class, though!

Sorrel: but I WILL try to get on and do the challenge... lets see how next week will go

Sunshine: That's the spirit Sorrie!!!!! *caramelldanses*

Sorrel: umm... random enough

(conf.)Sorrel: i was abducted by aliens so now im boring JK im just tired *yawns*

Sorrel: *looks around* has anyone seen Nalyd?

Tdi: I think he went outside with Ravioli

Sorrel: mhm

Sunshine: *whips out megaphone* TIME FOR CLASS!!!!! EVERYONE TO THE HISTORY ROOM!!!!!

Cafeteria
Nalyd: *waits for Ravioli, eats a piece of toast* Wow, everything here tastes like ravioli...

Ravioli: *shows up soaked in Ragu* Don't ask. Trust me.

Nalyd: I should be surprised. But I'm not. So are you doing anything tonight? It seems like just when our date was starting,suddenly its today! (LOL)

Ravioli: I know, right? Anyways, yeah, I'm free.

Nalyd: Cool. Meet me here tonight. We can go break some stuff. *pulls a chainsaw out of his hat that he is wearing (Its a magic hat)* This is gonna be fun. *laughs evilly*

Ravioli: *whips out pocket knife and grins evilly* Hooo yeah.

Nalyd: Class doesn't start for a few minutes (Or a few hours... o.O). We could start this date now. *starts revving up chain saw*

Ravioli: (...or a day...) *grins evilly* Works for me.

Ravioli: *stirs a giant pot of ravioli and mutters to self*

Nalyd: *runs in* RAVIOLI! Have you seen Zeke?

Ravioli: *raises eyebrow* Who?

Nalyd: *sighs with relief and hugs Ravioli*

Ravioli: *thinks to self* I don't wanna know what I missed, do I?

Nalyd: I gotta get back to class. But if you see ANYBODY who claims to be me before the elimination, get rid of them okay?

Ravioli: *still confused* O...kay...?

Outside School
Nalyd: *runs into the parking lot but sees no cars* Heh, what do we do now?

Ravioli: *thinks, then chucks a brick through a random window*

Sunny D: *from inside* AH! MY FACE!

Ravioli: Oops... *snickers*

Nalyd: *breaks out laughing and rolls on ground* AWESOME!

Ravioli: I'll get some more bricks!

Nalyd: Cool, I'll help to. *follows her,but stops and looks at watch* Oh no. Its almost time for class. I gotta go! See ya, Ravi! *runs back to lobby*

Detention Room
(For After Class)

Class 4
Sunshine: I hope y'all have booted up your art systems or pencils or whatever it is you draw with! 'Cause today's another ART CHALLENGE!!!!!!TDI19: WOOOOO!!!!!

Sunshine: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pause* WHY IS NO ONE ELSE COMING??? *whips out detention slips* If they dare show up late... (LOL, don't worry guys, I'm not THAT mean XD)

TDI19: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, what is it?

Sunshine: Once the other students FINALLY DECIDE TO SHOW UP *glares at doorway* I'll tell y'all.

TDI19: OK! Wanna "WOOO" again?

Nalyd: *runs in* I'm here! I'm here!

Sunshine: *draws a handlebar mustache on Nalyd's face* That's your punishment for being late!

Sorrel: im here!

Nalyd: *thinks to self* I wonder if Ravioli thinks mustaches are hot... (LOL) *out loud, sarcastically* Oh no! Anything but a mustache!

TDI19: ME WAS EARLY! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Sorrel: i hope im on time JELLO!!!!!

Sprinklemist: I was here the whole time. You must not have seen me in my desk costume.

Sorrel: really?

Nalyd: We start soon?

Anonymos: (Enters.) Sorry I'm late....

Sunshine: I would scold you all for being late, but... now I'm late posting the challenge... (LOL. I'm such a bad influence on you guys. XD) Anyways, '''THE CHALLENGE TODAY IS TO MAKE A NATIONAL FLAG FOR THE LAND OF RAVIOLI!!!!!!!! IT WILL BE GRADED ON CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY, AND RELEVANCE TO THE LAND OF RAVIOLI!!!!!! (So, uh, don't just do a rectangle with a piece of ravioli on it, okay guys? XD) IT WILL BE DUE ON JULY 1!!! NOW GO GO GO!!!!!!'''

Sorrel: so what is it! whats the challenge?

Sprinklemist: *finishes sewing*

Sunshine: Oooh... *pause* You know, if you kind of squint, it looks sorta like a menu from a fancy italian restaurant... (LOL! JK, nice Sprinklemist!)

Sprinklemist: I was going for the old flag of the Soviet Union. (but I totally know what you mean, lol! Although, it also looks like a curtain covering a wooden stage.)

Sunshine: *blinks* The wha? (Hmm, now that you mention it, it does! LOL that's cool!)

Sorrel: i got it!

Sunshine: You got a pic up after all!!!

Zeke: Can I go to the Ravioli Room... I mean the bathroom, Sunshine?

Sunshine: *gives him the freakishly scary teacher stare* ...fine. *gives him a hall pass*

Matt: *Walks down hall, stumbles into janitors closet and comes out wearing a bad Nalyd costume.* O...K... *Walks to lunchroom to see Ravioli*

Tdi: Mine Sucks

Sunshine: LOL happy face sun! I love happy face suns! XD



Nalyd: I will be working on mine in the morning! *in head* If I go home, I won't see Ravioli until the academy closes, the govenrment finds us here, or she quits! Today when I woke up, I was missing one of my hoodies... I think there is a thief among us. (LOL, Zeke. I love your flag! XD And if you go after Ravioli... DX )

Nalyd: Zeke's been gone a while. Want me to go check on him?

Sorrel: i think he gone to meet someone *fake coughs* i hate my flag!!! but its better than nothing LOL

Nalyd: Who would he be meeting?

Anonymos: Do you guys like my flag?

Nalyd: It's good! *sees how long Zeke's been gone* Maybe I should go check on him... I'll be right back!

Sorrel: i can do it... never mind (I just got a scanner... i shoud've done it on paper LOLz)

Nalyd: It looks good, Anonymos! *whispers* Cover for me. *runs out of room looking for Zeke*

Sorrel: mhm

Anonymos: Okay. SUNSHINE, NALYD IS STILL IN THE ROOM!!

Sorrel: zekey is with Ravioli! and ummm yea

Nalyd: *returns, hears Sorrel, angrily* He's with WHO?

Sorrel: *looks up* ummm errr *whispers* ravioli

Nalyd: Oh, okay. *runs out of room screaming* ZEKE!

Sorrel: oh crap WAIT NALYD *runs after him* i can settle this you can't!

Nalyd: *grabs a cahinsaw* Only violence can fix this! Sorrel: *tries to restrain NAlyd but shes to weak and runs faster* no! what it sunshien um...

Nalyd: *pauses* I don't mean I'm gonna hurt Zeke. Ravioli thinks violence is cool... *keeps running*

Sorrel: ok me too the sound of blood and pain wait a minute take that back i like blood and vampires i....

Anonymos: (Thinking) I guess I should cover for them... (Out loud.) NO ONE WORRY!! THERE IS NO VIOLENCE HERE!!! NALYD AND ZEKEY AND SORREL ARE STILL IN THE ROOM AND NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT VIOLENCE!!!!! (Thinking.) I am so good at this!

Sorrel:... i like bllod wait what am i thinking ummm....

Tdi: *To Anonymous* I think I should cover *Pulls out fake life sized dolls of them*

Nalyd: I swear if Zeke gets an F I'm voting him out.... *keeps running*

Anonymos: No, Tdi, I think I should, I AM SO GOOD AT IT!! (Pause) NALYD, SORREL AND ZEKEY ARE STILL IN THIS ROOM!!!!

Tdi: YEAH! THEY ARE RIGHT HERE!! *Nalyd's eye falls out* Crap

Sunshine: Hey, Nalyd, you dropped your eye. (LOL, how did she become a teacher? XD)

Nalyd: (I ask myself the same question everyday of the camp, LOL) *in head* I swear if Zeke even talks to Ravioli... (LOL, he gets jealous so easily)

Sunshine: *randomly dances*

Turnertang: Cool. (Starts dancing)

Nalyd:*returns* Its okay guys! Zeke won't be stealing Ravioli any time soon...

Sunshine: *stares between Nalyd and fake Nalyd, jaw drops* NALYD HAS A TWIN??? (LOL)

Nalyd: Ummm.... yes. His name is.... Nalyd Two. We were a poor family, we couldn't affored more than one name... (LOL)

Matt: Hi.

Nalyd: *faking a smile* Hi, Matt. Welcome back...

Matt: Who's Matt? I'm Nalyd Two!

Nalyd: Try getting the voice a bit deeper, and I'll believe you... (LOL, no offence)

Matt: *Deeper Voice* I was just working on my taxidermy pigs... I mean homework.

Nalyd: *rolls eyes* Why are you dressed like me?

Tdi: *Takes out Tdi plush doll* It's an ACTION FIGURE!!! *Fine, action figure* Please hit me

Tdi action figure: *Smacks him*

Tdi: NOT HARD!!!!

Sorrel: Nalyd 2 is Matt anyway no VIOLENCE got it *hisses*nalyd...

Nalyd: Whatever.... *waits for class to be over*

Sorrel: good im going to my dorm

Turnertang: There are 2 Nalyds!?!?!

Nalyd: *glares at Matt*

Sunshine: THE CHALLENGE ENDS TOMORROW!!!! FINISH UP YOUR FLAGS!!!!!!!

Nalyd: *mutters* You don't need to shout...

Sorrel: *facpalms*Turnertang Matt is the other nalyd

Turnertang: Oooooh! That makes sense!

Nalyd: And he tried to steal my girlfriend!

Turnertang: Thats not cool.

Matt: I tried to steal some cornbread, not you're girlfriend. That's why I went to the cafeteria in the first place.

Turnertang: I'm confoosed!

Nalyd: Then why would you dress like me?

Matt: Long story actually. I TRIPPED into the janitors office. The Crazy Janitor who looked a lot like the type that might date a two-timing cafeteria lady, was so shocked, he put the suit on me. Why does he even have that?

Nalyd: Well no I'm angry! And confused! And hungry! And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry, confused, and angry! *passes out*

Matt: Angry at me or the janitor?

Nalyd: *wakes up* Both. Neither. *passes out again*

Sorrel: probably at both *takes a bucket of water, chucks it at MAtt* oops *gets a bucket of water again and chucks it at Nalyd and Turnertang* LOLz

Nalyd: *wakes up* Sorrel, I swear if you fail again I'm voting you out...

Sorrel: why? what if the RCMP comes and gets me first?

Matt: Nalyd, wanna be in an alliance?

Sorrel: *in head* the RCMP better not come

Nalyd: *without looking him in the eye* We'll see.

Sorrel: and NAlyd if i was voted off I will return *evily grins*

Sunshine: Hm... I actually haven't thought about bringing anyone back yet... *also evilly grins*

Sorrel: but i did the challenge while some didn't

Nalyd: Looks like TDI19 isn't posting anything...

Turnertang: Sorrel, I'm soaking wet! (Takes out water gun and shoots Sorrel) Now your soaked!

Tdi: I need to make a Turnertang and Anonymous doll

Sorrel: *takes out a big water gun* ha ha WATER GUN FIGHT!!

Turnertang: I want a action figure! (Shoots Sorrel with water gun)

Sorrel: *shoots turnertang back*

Turnertang: (Runs away and comes back in a water tank and blast Sorrel with water) Take that!!!

Tdi: Action figures take too long

Sorrel: how do you know you didn't miss me

Nalyd: Today we get graded!.... *gulp* *looks at watch* Any minute now...

The Grades
(For After Class)

Vote
(For After Class)