Total Drama Murder (TDH2)

Welcome to the sequel of Total Drama Horror- TOTAL DRAMA MURDER!!!!! In this season, the original 16 contestants from season 1 are back again with their new host Blainely!!! Only one will survive....literally. Who will succeed on Total Drama Murder??? If you want to know about the first one. click here.

Rules
Do NOT edit more than once in a row. Give others a chance. Otherwise it's called spam.



Do NOT edit the elimination table. At all. Unless I give permission.

Do NOT curse. But saying anything that TDI would say is fine!

Do NOT godplay. This includes winning in one sentence or before anyone else gets a chance. (i.e. Gerry: *drools* Gerry: *wakes up* Gerry: *runs to finsh line*)

Do NOT sing. You can use *sing*, but don't actually put lyrics. It takes up WAY too much space.

Do HAVE FUN!!!!

And Killing is allowed...>:)...after they get booted.

Screaming Fails
Cody

Heather

Sadie

DJ

Killer Themselves
Courtney

Gwen

Ezekiel

Owen

Team Victory
Bridgette

Izzy

Harold

LeShawna

Jerd

OUT
Alejandro

Duncan

Geoff

Sierra

Eva

Tyler

Lindsay/Noah

Sign-Ups (CLOSED)
1. Ezekiel- Usitgz

2. Eva- Iantheking10

3. Noah- Noah612

4. Tyler- GM

5. Izzy-TDobsessed88

6. Cody- Mrdaimon

7. Courtney- Tdi

8. Harold-Mister E

9. Bridgette-27blink27

10. Lindsay- Heather rocks

11. DJ- Phyneo

12. Duncan- JohnnyFairplay818

13. Heather- Sunslicer2

14. Gwen-DXGforever!

15. Owen- Platypus09

16. Sierra-NoahFTW

17. Alejandro- TDAFan99

18. Geoff - TDA ROCKS

19. Sadie - Webly

20. Leshawna- Leshawnafan

21. Jerd- Reddy

Pre-Chat
Blainely: The horror, the death, the action!!! Welcome to Total Drama Murder!!!

DJ: *Screams* don't say that

Bridgette: hey guys wassup!!

Harold:Another season? Sweet!

Duncan: Hey Harold!

Ezekiel: Are you going to kill us again, eh?

Owen: Woo-hoo! Season 2!!! And with a nicer host!

Ezekiel: You can say that, eh?

Blainely: Correctomundo! I kill people without Justin Beiber! That automatically makes me 1000 times nicer!

Sierra:Omigosh, last season was so fun!

Owen: Really? But you were eliminated early...

Sierra:SO!

Harold:So, you were 3rd eliminated!

Cody: *is hiding from Sierra*

Owen: Hey buddy, what's up? Wait...why are you hiding from a chick?

Cody: Correction, I'm hiding from a STALKER chick.

Owen: And how is that bad? She likes everything you do!

Cody: Thats the point, I bet you if I threw away some trash right now, she'd pick it out of the garbage can and put it in one of her Cody shrines.

Owen: *laughs* Wow, that must...*hears scream* What was that?

Ezekiel: *dressed up like Shaggy randomly* G-G-G-Ghost!

Cody: Hey, Ezekiel, how did you change clothes so fast?

Ezekiel: *back in normal clothing* What are you talking about, eh?

Ghost of Chris: You teens will pay for killing me...

Cody: Huh, maybe I should start taking my meds.

Ghost: *takes breath out of Ezekiel* How dare you...

Ezekiel: *in Zombie form* BLARGH! *runs off into the woods*

Cody: ... I take it that Ezekiel is eliminated?

Owen: Nah. This is Ezekiel on a NORMAL day.

Cody: Can someone at least tell me why I signed up for this show in the first place?

Owen: *nudges* Gwen, remember?

Cody: ... Good point.

Owen: I don't think we ha a single confessional last season...maybe one or two.

Cody: I'll come to the rescue!

Cody: (CONF) What our my thoughts on everyone here? Sierra's a stalker, Gwen's... Gwen, Ezekiel is scary, and Owen is awesome.

DJ: (CONF) MOMMA!!! I'm scared

Ezekiel: *back to normal* *walks up to Cody and Owen* I bet we could for an awesome alliance, eh? (CONF) We could be called the three amigos, eh?

Courtney: I will win this time.... I was a CIT!

Blainely: Now that everyone is here, time for the first challenge in Total Drama Murder!!!

Challenge 1
Blainely: You guys all know the ghost of Chris. I have three items here, a butterfly net, a vacuum, and a pencil. Choose one of the three to cath Chris with and tell me your choices. I'll tell you if you have any chance of catching him. Remember, only one item will work. (No godplaying)

Bridgette:mmmmm.... i pick..... the butterfly net

Tyler: I'll take the pencil.

Cody: I'll take the vaccum cleaner.

Lindsay:*gigles*Hi!I'll take the vaccum cleaner!

Sierra:Everybody knows vaccums are super effective on ghosts so I pick that!

Lindsay:Super effectiv e?

Sierra:Yeah! They suck up ghosts and trap them!

Lindsay:Oh!I did not know that!I just needed the vaccum fro the crumbs all over in my cabin!

Noah: Hmm, trying to think strategically about this. I'll take the pencil.

Lindsay:Why a pencil?

Noah: I'm not sure, it just seems like a good choice. But hey, I've been wrong before.

Lindsay:When?

Blainely: So that's three vacuum cleaners, one butterfly net, and two pencils!!! Any other guesses?

Lindsay:There's more people?

Gwen: You guys are right about the vacuum cleaner, it works pretty well againis gosths, so I'll pick it.

Lindsay:*finds a vaccum cleaner*How do you turn this on?*turn it on and sucks her face**muffling*AHHH.

Blainely: *gives everyone their choices* By the way, the vacuums are broken. >:) So, Noah, Tyler, and Bridgette move on!

Lindsay:*muffling*AHH*hits Blainely by accident*AHHH

Blainely: OW!!! *slaps Lindsay* Don't hit the host!

Lindsay:*the vaccum comes off Lindsay's head*THank you!*hugs Blainely*

Gwen: I should've know it was a tricky one... *sights*

Lindsay:Maybe we have to fix it!

Blainely: Whoever out of those three catches the Chris ghost first gets to pick a team!!! 2nd place...the other team!!!

Lindsay:Blainely Blainely my Vaccum works!

Cody: Hey Lindsay, if you give me that vaccum cleaner I'll give you some lip gloss.

Lindsay:No thank you I have a whole pack of it!

Cody: But this lip-gloss has the glossiness of two-hundred lip-glosses, making it so you're 25% more hot.

Lindsay:Can I try!

Cody: Sure. *gives her the lip-gloss*

Lindsay:*drops the vaccum**puts lip gloss on*I feel it already!

Cody: *takes the vaccum* Thank you Lindsay. *runs off to find Chris*

Lindsay:Your welcome*puts more lip gloss on*

Bridgette:*walking* mmmmmm.... i think i made a bad choice on picking this!!! maybe i can catch him ok bridgette lets goo!!

Cody: *is still searching for Chris*

Lindsay:Oh CODY TRY THE LIP GLOSS*goes to Cody and puts lip gloss on him*

Cody: *has it all over his face* Lindsay, you do realize lip-gloss is supposed to go on your lips right?

Lindsay:Uhh...What expect you to think that?

Tyler; Ghost? I'll give you better clothes than those rags. *draws Ghost nicer clothes*

Lindsay:Tyler!

Harold:I pick a vacuum cleaner! Because at Ghosty Steves Ghost Survival Camp I... *Gets cut off*

Cody: Sorry Harold, but now it's too late to pick any tools to help. And even if it wasn't, your vaccum cleaner would have been broken.

Blainely: Just to make things more interesting...*makes all vacuum cleaners work*

Cody: *gives Lindsay his other vaccum cleaner* Here, so you can still compete.

Blainely: And...*makes them stop working* Don't you love this show!!!

Cody: Good thing I kept the one Lindsay gave me. *keeps looking for Chris*

Bridgette:(CONF) at least i pick butterfly net if she doing that all the time!!

Harold:(CONF)GOSH!

LeShawna: Hey y'all look who just arrived!

DJ: Hey LeShawna

LeShawna: Hey DJ

Noah: Well, I knew picking the vaccum cleaner would be a bad idea. So I chose the pencil. Now the question is, how do I use it to catch a ghost?

Cody: *shrugs* I have no clue, you're the genuis.

Ezekiel: *sits on ground looking at the sky* I think I see a bird, eh?

Cody: No Ezekiel, thats an airplane... Heading straight torwards us... at over 200 miles per hour... Oh sh**

Ezekiel: Your crazier than me, eh?

Cody: *rubs his eyes.* Damn, I really DO need to start taking my meds. *takes some of his meds.*

Owen: *tries to catch with hands* It's not working!

Courtney: Gimme a vacuum!

Cody: *gets his vaccum to work, and tries it on Chris*

Chris ghost: *laughs* Ha!!!! My only weakness are pencils! As if Blainely gave you THAT.

Cody: ... *starts looking through his back-pack to see if he brought one.*

Courtney: GAR! I brought everything here EXCEPT a pencil!!!!

Cody: *finds it, then sighs* I'm going to regret this in the mourning. *gives it to Courtney* Here, take it.

Heather: (CONF) A pencil killing a ghost? This has to be the dumbest challenge yet! Then again, Blainley's the host so... (NON-CONF) *steals the pencil* I winning this, freak!

DJ: *dives at Heather and takes pencil* Take that you cursed ghost! *waves pencil around*

Courtney: (tackles DJ and Heather) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Sierra:Cody, I have a pencil!*drags Cody into woods with pencil clenched between her teeth*

Cody: Alright, close your eyes and I'll get that pencil!

Blainely: Did I hear an insult? This show has a budget!!! An pencils are cheap!! Duh.

Ezekiel: 8in Zombie form* BLARG! *steals the pencil Courtney, Heather, and DJ were fighting over*

Bridgette:*in the woods* ok ok im not scared im not scared!! i need to win but WHO with this stupid net *throw net at floor* UGH!! *here strange noice* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *running fast*

Sierra:*sees Chris's ghost*Hi Chris! Oh Yeah I need to trap you!*stabs Chris with pencil and his ghost very slowly starts getting sucked into the pencil*Go Faster!

Courtney: (attacks Ezekiel) THAT PENCIL IS MINE!!!!!

Cody: Hey, Sierra, if you win immunity, I'll kiss you to give it to me!

Chris ghost: *getting slowly sucked in* And before you ask, I'm not fat!!!

Sierra:*3 hours later* Yes I win! I want to give my invincibility to Cody!

Sierra:*grabs Cody and makes out with him*

Cody: *after 2 minutes breaks free and starts taking deep breaths*

Courtney: (CONF) Miss Stalker won?! And give invincibility to Cody?!

Bridgette: *acting like crazy* no woo..dddss...annyyy....mmmooo.....reeeee.. im ssso...ssccaarreeddd!!

Ezekiel: *back to normal next to Bridgette* Snap out of it, eh?

Courtney: How did I lose?!

Ezekiel: Well uh... Sierra kinda stabbed Chris' ghost with a pencil first, eh?

Courtney: I know how I lost!!!!!

Blainely: And Cody wins immunity!!! He also picks 9 other to win immunity with him. >:)

Courtney: (nudges Cody) Hey, I'll help you get rid of Sierra if you give me immunity

Cody: Sierra, since she gave me immunity, Courtney, Lindsay, Gwen, Owen, Ezekiel, Noah, Bridgette, and Izzy

Ezekiel: Oh yeah, eh?!

Bridgette: ttthaaannn....kkkksss ccc...oodd...yyy *scared*

Tyler: D: I didn't get immunity...

Cody: Sorry Tyler, this is the first time I've seen you do anything.

Lindsay:Cody EE!Tyler!*hugs him*

Izzy: Oh thanks cody! I love immunity..!!! Fishcakes!!

Sierra:Thanks!

LeShawna: You're not giving me immunity?

Sadie: I'm like confused!

Blainely: And the Screaming Fails win immunity! (Teams above)

Vote 1
Heather: DJ, for stealing the pencil! I could have won!

Duncan

Geoff

DJ: Alejandro... payback for what he did in Jamaica

Alejandro

Tyler: ...Um, Duncan?

Harold:Alejandro

LeShawna: I vote Alejandro

Eva

Sadie

Blainely: And that's three votes Alejandro, one vote DJ. It only takes six people to get rid of someone.

Chat 1
Blainely: All non votes go here.

Cody: See why I gave all of you immunity? They're un-active.

Bridgette: im always active just dont know what to said!!

Ezekiel: *next to Bridgette* Hey Bridge!

Cody: Yeah, so I gave you immunity, since I heard you say SOMETHING.

Sierra:I wonder who they'll vote off first

Bridgette; what you WANT E.Z.E.K.I.E.L??

Owen: *chuckles* So...Zeke and Bridge? Huh?

Bridgette; zeke and bridge nothing.... EEEWWW EEEWW EEEWWW I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!

Owen: Oh....sorry Bridgette.

Heather: I talked! (I was at another competition for my school. We have "deaneries" and teams for tourneys) You should have made me safe!

Cody: Yeah, but you're Heather.

Heather: *rolls eyes* oh yeah, just because I got rid of you in season one, you must hold a grudge against me.

Bridgette: im not mad at you owen!! hey but anyway what about you broke relationship with izzy!!??

Cody: Not just me, a lot of other people.

LeShawna:................ Wow, I missed a lot in season 1

Heather:

Owen: AHHH!!! HEATHER!!!!

Lindsay:Owen!

Gwen: Hey guys, what's up?

Lindsay:Gwenca!

Owen: Her name is Gwen...

Lindsay:Oh yeah!But still Owen!*hugs him*

Gwen: Amm, yeah, hey Linsay...

Lindsay:Hi!

Owen: Why is everyone voting Al?

DJ: 4 words Total Drama World Tour

Courtney: Why can't I vote?! (Courtney is speaking XD)

Cody: 'Cause you're on my team, the winning team.

Blainely: You got it! Only the Themselves vote today.

Courtney: ....... I knew that (LOL i skipped the teams section XD)

Blainely: By the way, the final two could be anyone!!! All male, all female, all returnees, the winner or runner up from last season could still win again!!!

Lindsay:REally!EE!

Cody: Could you end the elimination already? It's been two hours.

Blainely: I'll end the elimination when I feel like it! (Which is probably tomorrow...)

Lindsay:Wow Blainely your like Chris..only in girl version...and nicer.

Courtney: Chris is dead...

Lindsay:I-I knew that.

Courtney: (CONF) Lindsay is going down, she won last season!

Lindsay:(CONF)No I didn't know that!

Owen: Yea...Chris died las season because of Ezekiel.

Lindsay:Oh...Hi Owen!

Owen: Hey Lindsay...I wish that Chris was alive...it's creepy.

Courtney: The only bad thing about Chris dying is now I can't sue him!

Owen: Sue for what? Trying to kill us all? Yea...that wasn't nice.

Blainely: Don't worry. There's plenty of more action without Chris.

Ezekiel: If your going to complain about Chris being dead, you might as well complain about me bringing you guys back to life, eh?

Cody: Ezekiel does have a good point.

Owen: I don't really care about Chris. *chuckles* He was VERY annoying.

Bridgette: me neither hes is so cruel!!

Lindsay:I thought I brought you guys back to life becuase I won last season..?

Noah: Huh, I had the right item. Too bad I wasn't on here. Oh well, good job Cody.

LeShawna: Well at least you were here for the Challenge

Lindsay:Lefonda!

Owen: Uh...it's LeShawna...

Lindsay:Oh..thank you Owen!

LeShawna: Hey girl! What's up?

Lindsay:I won last season you should have been there!It was great.

Gwen:We all were there.

Lindsay:Oh really YAY!*hugs Gwen and Leshawna*

LeShawna: Aww thanks girl!

Lindsay:Your welcome.

Gwen: (CONF) even thought Lindsay can be annoying sometimes, I have to admit she can be really nice.

Lindsay:Lefonda..I mean LeShawna Hi.

Ezekiel: (CONF) Lindsay is really weird, eh?

Bridgette: hey lindsay wassup?

Lindsay:Wassup..?What?

Bridgette: UUGGHHH!! LINDSAY dont be inmature the days pass and you more stupid!!

Lindsay:...*burst out crying*

Blainely: And Alejandro is out!!! *throws him into the endless space-time continuim* Who will win on Total Drama Murder!!!

Lindsay:Owen!

Challenge 2
Blainely: The next challenge is to...paintball fight!!!! Last one...REMAINING...wins.

Lindsay:*shoots Heather*Yay!

Ezekiel: *shoots DJ* Oh yeah, eh?!

Lindsay:*shoots Ezekiel*

Bridgette:*shoot eva* YYAAYY!!

Gwen:*shoots Tyler* Nice!

Lindsay:*shoots Sadie*

Owen: Shooting isn't nice...

Lindsay:It isn't..AH I'm doing bad stuff!*drops paintball gun*

DJ: *on ground* I'm hit... Lindsay save yourself

Ezekiel: *shoots Duncan* This reminds me of back home, eh?

Heather: *opens fire* Take that! And that! And a little bit of that! *aims the gun at the defenseless Lindsay* Time to die! (SS2: Isn't Bridgette a pacifist?)

DJ: NOOO!!! *pushes Lindsay out of the way*

Noah: *shoots Heather* Sorry, but I had to.

Heather: How dare you! *shoves the gun in the stomach of Noah and shoots* Now for you, Lindsay! And you for saving her DJ! *aims the gun at DJ*

Lindsay:*shoots Heather multiple times*Thank you DJ!

DJ: YOur welcome Lindsay!!! *shoots Lindsay in gut* I wanted to do that

Lindsay:Oww why did you do that?

DJ: Its a game remeber? *shoots Noah* Take that

Lindsay:But I didn't shoot you.

Heather: Nice, DJ! Now for you! *rams the gun into Lindsay's head, then shoots her in the face* No make up can cover that up!

Cody: *shoots Heather* That was going overboard.

DJ: *shoots Cody* No one touches my teamate!! *shoots Ezekiel*

Lindsay:Owwy*crying*

Heather: How dare you, Cody! *shoots him in the "kiwis"*

Cody: *shoots DJ, then falls over in pain*

DJ: Why Cody *rapidly shoots cody* Take that!!!

Cody: *winces* Why is everyone aiming for me? *shoots Heather*

Heather: *slowly walks up to Cody* Time to meet your master! *shoves the butt of the gun into his kiwis*

Lindsay:*behind her**shoots her multiple times*

Ezekiel: *shoots Geoff* And now just Harold's left on the other team, eh? *aims gun at Harold* Okay... 3... 2... 1... shoot! *lowers gun* I can't shoot my bud, eh?

Cody: *falls onto the ground, and starts rocking back and forth*

Heather: *shoots Ezekiel in the kiwis, stopping him from shooting*

Cody: *gets back up, and is about to hit Heather in the back of the head with his paintball gun, but sighs and puts his gun down.* You're lucky I don't have the heart to hit you.

Lindsay:You like her?

Cody: No, but it would be like kicking a puppy that was biting you.

Lindsay:She's horrible I'm a puppy.

Ezekiel:*falls to the ground, hands covering his kiwis* What the h*** was that for, eh? I wasn't going to shoot him.

Cody: She is, but it was just a simile. And are you okay Ezekiel?

Lindsay:A smile?

Cody: Never mind.

Lindsay:Okay.

Ezekiel: *gets up slowly* I think I'll be fine, eh? You guys still have to shoot Harold, so we can win this challenge, eh?!

Heather: *smashes the gun in Ezekiel's face* You guys aren't going to win this challenge!

Gwen: *shoots LeShawna* Sorry, Lesh, but sometimes you must play the game.

Cody: *takes Heather's gun* Quick, shoot Harold!

Heather: *knees Cody in the groin and takes the gun back, then shoots randomly around* I'm gonna win this one!

Ezekiel: *falls on the ground, covering his nose* I think you broke my nose, eh?

Cody: *hits Heather on the back of the head with his gun* Sorry *hits her again* Sorry!

Ezekiel: *gets up, takes one hand off his nose, which is covered in blood* Okay, tis is getting a bit to heavy, eh? *falls unconscious due to blood loss*

Gwen: *shoots Harold*

Cody: *starts patching up Ezekiel's wounds*

Sadie: *Is seen hiding in a bush!* *shoots Gwen*

Cody: Sadie, you got shot already, you're out.

Sadie: No, I'm not. Lindsay missed...

Cody: Or... DID SHE? *gets out his iphone and plays 'The Dramatic Gopher' video*

Courtney: (Walks around) I think everyone has been shot... oh wait!

Owen: Is anyone left alive???

Cody: I'm pretty sure the last one who wasn't shot is Gwen. (Since Sadie never said she dodged the pain ball)

Noah: Let's hope Gwen is left, that means we won again.

Bridgette: i dont get shoot too!! YYYAAYYY!!

Blainely: And the winners are the Fails...again!!!! Sorry Themselves, you have to vote someone out.

Vote 2
Blainely: All the Themselves, please vote here!!!

Heather: I vote for Duncan! He should have helped, but he didn't, and he would have won for us!

Duncan

Geoff

DJ: Duncan did not help

Tyler

Harold:Duncan,Totally. *Does Karate Move but hits the side of the confessional* OW!!

LeShawna:Duncan

Eva

Sadie

Blainely: Voting ends tomorrow morning.

Chat 2
Owen: Paintball was mean...

Cody: I know..

Heather: *glares at Cody*

Cody: You're mad at me for grabbing your gun, when you shot me, then shot me in the kiwi's, then hit me with the but of your gun in the kiwi's.

Owen: Ooh...kiwis? Ouch...

Courtney: We won again!!

Cody: Yes, yes we did.

Owen: Everyone here seems more...hostile for some reason.

Cody: Heather is always hostile, and she's the main one. But DJ is acting a lot meaner for some reason, I don't know why.

Owen: Yea...Heather was really mean...but she is good for the horror challenges.

Cody: *chuckles* I see what you mean. But you know, if she actually started acting nice, she might have won one of these seasons.

Owen: Yea, imagine Heather winning a season of Total Drama. She insulted Izzy!!!

Cody: *imagines Heather winning, and sees her spending the money to buy enough weapons to destory the world.* When did she insult Izzy? Oh yeah, when she was insulting everyone.

LeShawna: A world with Heather ruling? *shudders* That would be terrible

Bridgette: OMG i dont want to think that!! heather ruling the world that will be horrible!!

Cody: Wow, Heather hasn't snapped at me yet. Must be my lucky day.

Owen: Maybe she's not alive...

Lindsay:Yay!

Cody: *points to Heather* Owen, she's right there. And why would it be good if she's dead? No one deserves to die.

LeShawna: True, even someone as evil as her deserves to live

Lindsay:So that killer guy deserves to live?

Owen: I never said I wanted her to die...I said Maybe...

Lindsay:Oh okay..so maybe she'll die.

Owen: No...I'm not that mean. WHY AM I MEAN??? *cries*

Lindsay:Awww your not mean.*hugs him*

LeShawna: Big guys sensitive

Owen: But everyone called me mean...that's why I quit last season...

Lindsay:I didn't call you mean Omar.(XD)

Owen: We'll see how the game plays.

Lindsay:I'll never call you mean,Omar.*hugs him*

Cody: Lindsay, his name is Owen.

Lindsay:Yeah Owen,thank you Coda.

Gwen: His name is Cody, c-o-d-Y

Cody: Why, thank you Gwen *scoots closer to her*

Lindsay:Yes Cody,Duh!Thanks Courtney.

Owen: It's uh...never mind.

Courtney: What did I do?

Cody: *whispers in Courtney's ear* She was talking to Gwen.

Heather: (CONF) Everyone's just scared because they know I'll win this season! And this is what I'll with the money that I'll win. *holds up a diagram of Europe with Heather's head engraved in*

Courtney: Oh (CONF) Lindsay will be the death of me!

Owen: (CONF) *sees a map of Europe with Heather's face in it* AHHH!!! *runs out*

Lindsay:(CONF)*sees the map*AHH*faints*

Cody: (CONF) *sees the map and Lindsay* Umm... *picks up the map and Lindsay* (NON-CONF) *walks out, and puts Lindsay on the ground.* Hey Heather, you want the diagram?

Heather: Yeah, thanks! *takes the map* I'll be right back. *walks in the confessional and puts a globe with Heather's Europe on a shelf* Nice and cozy.

Cody: ... Did Heather just say thanks to me? Weird...

Heather: (CONF) In order to stay in this game, I have to act nice. *shudders* It will all pay off when I win, at least.

Lindsay:*gets up*Cody don't listen to her she's EVIL!

Cody: All I said was it was weird that she said thanks...

Owen: Ok...good job Heather?

Lindsay:Yeah..

Cody: ... Am I the only one here who doesn't completely hate Heather?

Lindsay:How can you not hate Heather a little?

Cody: I don't like her, but she never really did anything bad to me.

Lindsay:Really,,*flashbacks to season 1**Heather scaring everybody season two**hitting Cody with paintballs*

Cody: That isn't enough for me to hate her, and I did shoot her first.

Lindsay:She shoot you in the kiwis.

Cody: That isn't enough to hate someone Lindsay.

Lindsay:Well she did horrible stuff to me!

Courtney: Heather isn't so bad, she's just.........

Lindsay:*looks at Courtney with watery eyes*

Cody: Thats why you hate her Lindsay. *notices the tears in Lindsays eyes* Want to cry on my shoulder?

Lindsay:*nods to both things**crys on Cody's shoulder*

Courtney: Heather is just annoying sometimes! And she thinks she is queen! UGH! I was a CIT!

Cody: *pats Lindsay's head, grinning slightly* Let it all out.

Lindsay:*sobbing*

Heather: *laughs, then stares at everyone else* What? It's free entertainment.

Cody: Don't you feel better now Lindsay? And you know Heather, if you were actually nice you might have won one of these things already.

Lindsay:Yes..sorry fro wetting your shirt.thank you.*hugs Cody*

Cody: *hugs back, and grins a little wider* Hey, it's no problem, it's only a shirt.

Lindsay:*sniffs*Your a great friend.

Cody: Thanks.

Lindsay:*hugs again*

Cody: *thinks about how much guys watching the show would kill to be him*

Lindsay:Oh yeah,your welcome.

Courtney: (CONF) Now we got Lindsay to vote out Sierra!

Lindsay:So..now what.

Cody: *shrugs* I don't know.

Lindsay:*crosses leg*

DJ: (CONF) Mama was telling me too man up during the show

Cody: (CONF) Honestly, I don't know why I don't hate Heather.

Owen: (CONF) Wow...this is intense!

Cody: *sighs out of boredom*

Blainely: Since no votes will really jmake a difference, Duncan is out! *throws him into crocodiles* Who will win on Total Drama Murder! And no one answer, it was a rhetorical question!

Cody: *fistpumps*

Challenge 3
Blainely: Your challenge is to...BE MY MINDLESS SLAVES!!!! Just kidding, I dunno...do something unproductive while I think of something.

Cody: I can live with that.

Izzy: Blainely is all blah...blah...blah...Cupcakes..blah...blah

Lindsay:*faints*

Cody: *runs to Lindsay* Are you alright?

Lindsay:Yes..she said do somethign unproductive.*faints on Cody's shoulder*

Cody: Ok then...

Lindsay:*whispers*Take me to that log.

Cody: *picks her up, and takes her to the log*

Lindsay:Thank you.

Cody: No problem.

Lindsay:I'm soo bored.

Owen: Well, what did you expect?

Lindsay:I want to do something.

Gwen: So, we aren't supposed to do anything at all?

Lindsay:Can someone pick me up?

Blainely: Ok, your challenge is to...scare each other! Each team picks two people to make out. >:) They also pick one killer. I'll go on from there later.

Lindsay:I nominate Heather for killer.

Cody: I'll be one of the people who make out, as long as it isn't with another dude.

Lindsay:Can I make-out with Tyler?

Gwen: He's on the oposite team

Cody: Lets see if he wants to.

Lindsay:Aww.

Cody: Since he isn't responding, until he does, lets choose someone else.

Lindsay:*has no idea what to say*Pick me!

Gwen: Maybe Courtney could be the killer....

Lindsay:Or Heather?

Cody: Alright, me and Lindsay will be the ones making out, and since Gwen's the only one left talking, she'll be the killer.

Gwen:Ok...I guess

Lindsay:Yay!Final three!

Cody: Whats wrong Gwen? Did you expect me to suggest me making out with you?

Lindsay:I don't want to be A KILLER!AHHH!*runs away*

Cody: *grabs Lindsay* Don't worry, you won't.

Lindsay:*sighs*Yay!

Owen: Well, Cody, you did have a huge crush on her.

Linday:On who?

Cody: I still like Gwen, but I'm not that desperate.

Lindsay:*tries to do karate**fails and falls down*Oww,

Cody: Why did you just try to do karate?

Lindsay:I want to protect myself.*does a punch but punches self*Oww.

Cody: *grabs Lindsays hands* Stop, we don't need to protect ourselves in the challenge, and all you're doing is hurting yourself.

Lindsay:Is that bad?*gets up*

Cody: Yes, it is bad to hurt yourself.

Lindsay:*takes hand off of Cody*

Ezekiel: *wakes up from when he passed out from blood loss the previous day* *bug bandages covering his nose* Uhh... what are we doing, eh?

Lindsay:Ezekiel can be the killer?

Cody: That would work.

Lindsay:Wait he could kill me!

Cody: *chuckles* He won't really kill us you know.

Lindsay:Us?

Cody: Will, he'll be the killer for BOTH of us.

Lindsay:Umm Cody I knida like you..

Cody: *blushes*

Lindsay:Your really nice and cute!

Cody: Thanks...

Lindsay:*kisses him*

Cody: *eyes grow wide for a second, then kisses back*

Lindsay:*makes out with him*

Ezekiel: I'll be killer, eh? I'd probaby scare em well with these bandages. Who even put these on me, eh?

Owen: *thumbs up Cody* Anyways, Ezekiel would be good! He scared people with his weird...zombie form.

Ezekiel: *in zombie form* BLARGH! *jumps on Owen's back, and startes nibbling his ear* (CONF) I think this happens because of my vitamin D deficiency, eh?

Owen: Does my ear taste like chocolate? Uh oh, RABIES!!! *faints*

Ezekiel: *back to normal* Uh.. It actually tastes like human flesh,eh? (CONF) Cody's a player, eh? *thumbs up*

Owen: Mmm...flesh. *bites his arm*

Cody: *still making out withb Lindsay* (CONF) *grinning*

Owen: Ok Cody, get a room. It's getting a little awkward now...

Ezekiel: *locks Cody in the confessional* I'll get him out when the challenge starts, eh?

Owen: Good thinking...and do you know why Noah screamed when Izzy was voted out last season?

Blainely: I might do a team switch soon.

Heather: So I'll have to be with them?! *stares at Ezekiel as a zombie, Owen scratching his butt, and Lindsay crying* Wow.

Owen: I'm guessing you're the killer for the other team Heather.

Heather: *glares, then sighs* Fine!

Owen: I wonder who the making out couple on the Themselves would be.

Courtney: Yeah, since Heather is so scary.....

Ezekiel: What were you talking to me about Noah, Owen, eh?

Owen: Oh, I was just asking why Noah was so upset when Izzy got booted last season.

Ezekiel: *whispers to Owen* I think it was because he liked her, eh? *winks*

Owen: Oh, ok then...that's cool...

Ezekiel: Oh wait... you still like Izzy? Alright, I can help set you two up if ya want, eh? (CONF) We all know that I know how to score, eh? *trips while standing up to get out*

Owen: No thanks, I'd rather be myself...

Cody: (CONF) Ummm, you can let me out now.

LeShawna:(CONF) I'm glad I wasn't the first one out. Not being here last season, and coming in as a "newbie" made me a little worried, but hey, I'm still here and I'll stay as long as I can

Owen: *let's Cody out* Just don't be too much of a lovebird.

Blainely: So, the killer for the Fails is Ezekiel with the making out couple being Lindsay and Cody. The killer for the Themselves is Heather, with the making out couple being... *evil smile* Tyler and LeShawna. The first team to stop making out loses and the killer can do anything to make that happen.

LeShawna: You mean I have to make out with HIM? Oh no, Lindsay will be mad

Owen: Blainely, you are just cruel.

Bridgette:seriously!!

LeShawna: Tell me about it

Blainely: Well, you better make out unless you want the Themselves to lose again.

LeShawna: ...............Fine. *Grabs Tyler and starts making out with him*

Blainely: Cody and Lindsay have to make out too.

Ezekiel: *whispers in LeShawna's ear* Death...

Cody: *makes out with Lindsay*

LeShawna: *Continues to make out with Tyler*

DJ: LINDSAY!!! TYlers cheating on youe see *points at Tyler and LeShawna*

Lindsay:*makes out with Cody*

Sierra:*cries*

Noah: Oh no, this is pretty awkward.

Heather: *starts cutting Lindsay's hair off* Too bad I couldn't have done this when I was bald.

Sierra:CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cries*

DJ: Sierra if you want Cody to like you... get rid of LIndsay...

Sierra:Lindsay, I vow you'll be the first one gone when we lose!

Blainely: No couple has stopped making out yet! Even with Lindsay's hair cut off?

Heather: How does that not work? Guess I'll have to do this. *holds up a picture of Gwen posing in a... inappropriate manner, up to Cody's face*

DJ: *grabs cody and tries to pull* Sierra... grab LIndsay and pull

Cody: *closes his eyes* We win, DJ is interfering.

Blainely: He's right, DJ is not allowed to interfere. The Fails win again!!!

LeShawna: *Stops kissing Tyler* WHAT?!?! You mean I did all that just to get disqualified. UGHH

Vote 3
Blainely: You know what to do.

Heather: DJ

Geoff

DJ: I'm sorry everone... I did not now the rules... I vote for Geoff for not being here

Tyler

Harold:Geoff, At least DJ Talks.

LeShawna: DJ

Eva

Sadie: Geoff

Chat 3
Cody: I feel sorta bad for the other team, they lost everytime so far.

Ezekiel: We just rule, eh?

Owen: This should not be happening...

LeShawna:(CONF) 3rd time voting someone off. This has got to stop

Izzy: I love this game! My...FishPudding always win!

Ezekiel: What are you talking about, eh?

Sadie: Is my team bad? YES!

Cody: Yeah Sadie, it is, this is the third time they lost, and there were only three challenges.

Ezekiel: We should totally go undefeated, eh?

LeShawna: We better not lose all of our team mates before we get to the merge

Sadie: I hope not!

Bridgette: WOW!! we win again YYAAYY!!

Courtney: Yeah! (high fives Bridgette)

Blainely: Don't get too excited...twists are on their way. >:)

Cody: And we'll probably lose soon.

Sadie: I hope so, all these eliminations give me explosive poop!

Sadie: (CONF) Did I just say that out loud?

Cody: Alright then...

Owen: What's so wrong about explosive poop?

Cody: It kills.

Ezekiel: *O.O* you make me look sane, eh? (CONF) Did she just say that out loud?

Lindsay:*crying*I have short hair.

Ezekiel: Don't worry, eh? You still look pretty to me. *smiles*

Courtney: What did Sadie JUST say?! (CONF) I completly forgot about season 1! She'll be sued, alright!

Owen: I guess it's better than being bald.

Blainely: And the majority says that Geoff is gone!!! *pushes him into the guard guys in The Matrix* Who will go next time...

Sadie: Not me!

Blainely: *slaps Sadie* on Total Drama Murder!

Challenge 4
Blainely: ''A little eating lesson for you. Man man chi means enjoy your meal. Man man chi it's no raw deal. You'll be eating roasted eel.'' >:)

Sadie: Eel is my least favorite fruit so this will taste good! *eats eel* YAAAHHHH!

Noah: What? This is disgusting.

Sierra:I have a thick stomach *starts to eat eel*YUM!

Blainely: By the way, you can forget about any team swaps.

Cody: *gulps, then eats some eel*

LeShawna: Please, I eat worse at home! *begins to eat eel*

Sierra:*finishes eel*That tasted great!

LeShawna: *finishes eel* It wasn't good, but better then some stuff I've eaten before

Cody: *half way through with eel*

Lindsay:*tears going down cheek**takes a bite**about to barf*

LeShawna:(CONF) After seeing Lindsay, I might be able to win this for my team. As long as some other people on my team eat too

Lindsay:*holds nose and eats all of it**going to barf*

LeShawna: Where the heck is my team?

Sadie: *finishes eel* That was the grossest thing I've ate besides the toothbrush at the age of four when I thought it was candy...

Lindsay:I don't know..

(CONF)EEEW

Cody: *finishes eel*

Lindsay:My tummy hurts*holds stomach*

LeShawna: Sadie, you ate a toothbrush? Woah.

Lindsay:That's wierd..

Izzy: Yummy EEL!! Tastes like FISHCAKESSS *eats part of eel* Blagggghhh That does NOT taste good!

Lindsay:Eww.

Izzy: Okay...Izzy calm down eat the eel! *eats* *almost throws up* Oh no! *holds it in* gullllp! Did it! *shows toungue*

Lindsay:Why did you do that?

Ezekiel: *takes a big bite out of his eel* reminds me of home, eh?

Lindsay:EEEEW

Ezekiel: *finishes* Nothing tastes as ggood as mom's roasted eel, eh?

Blainely: I never said the challenge yet! You eat roasted eel later. Tricked ya! >:) Anyways, first you must eat this delicious...laxative cupcakes! First team to have three eaters wins part 1.

Bridgette: EEWW GROSS!! well i have eat worst things *eat chocolaxative cupcake* GULP!!

Cody: *starts eating it.*

Lindsay:Cupcakes!*eats all of it in one bite*Eeeew

Blainely: One point for the Screaming Fails! To make things more fair, when the majority of the team eats this delicious roasted eel, they get a point!

Lindsay:Eeee!*faints*

Gwen: I guess there's no other option... *begins to eat*

Cody: *finishes* Well, there are a billion ways that could have been more pleasent.

Sierra:*eats cupcake*

Lindsay:Eeew.

Gwen: *finishes the roested ell* That was really disgusting

Sadie: Since I already ate 2 eels, I guess I'll eat this laxative cupcake *eats it*. Wait...laxative is for constipated people to poop. And I already get explosive poop for eliminations. Aw...crap!!!

LeShawna: I ate 1 eel, but I might as well try to get another point *eats cupcake*. Haha funny thing is, Laxatives don't effect me. Grew a tolerance for them because I used to have to use them so much

Gwen: I guess now I have to eat a cup cake *sights* *eats cupcake*

Ezekiel: *eats three eels whole* These are so good... *eye twitches*

DJ: *starts eating eels*

Harold:*Eats an eel* Done *Shows tongue and gets shocked*

Blainely: Since 4 people on the Themselves ate the eel, it is now tie one to one. There will be a tiebreaker challenge shortly.

Heather: Oh no you don't! *shoves tiny pieces of eel in her mouth that she's been cutting up, then gets zapped* I win! *gets shocked again then passes out*

Lindsay:Bye Heather!

Blainely: Eat this *shows rat guts* while I think of the tiebreaker.

Courtney: No thanks.......

Cody: *gulps, then eats some*

Sierra:*pours the guts of two rats into a cup and pours it down her throat*

Noah: Why, oh why am I doing this? *eats some rat guts* There, not so...ugh, bad.

Lindsay:AHH.*throws up and then faints on Cody's lap*

LeShawna: *Looks at guts* Ok, that's just wrong. *Eats some guts* Eww so gross

Owen: Mmmm...guts. *eats it*

LeShawna: *Finishes guts* Ok, that was worse then the eel

Blainely: I need two volunteers from each team for the tiebreaker.

Izzy: Ill go for my team!

Blainely: One down, three more volunteers to go!

Sadie: I'll eat another one! *eats eel and is electrified*

Blainely: We still need one member for each team.

Gwen: I guess I can go for my team

Courtney: Yeah, gothy can do it

Owen: Now we just need one more member from the Themselves.

Heather: *recovers from passing out* Don't expect me to do it! I almost died from the last one!

Sadie: If we lose Heather, you are so going!

LeShawna: Yeah, if we lose your out Heather. I'll be the other person for the tie breaker

Heather: You guys are being so dumb right now. I may not be doing the tiebreaker, but at least I do the challenges! Duncan doesn't and you don't hate him! That's just because I'm the person you'd think would be to blame for everything.

LeShawna: As much as I hate to admit it, stick figure over here has a point. At least she does the challenges

Blainely: And the tiebreaker challenge is this. Make the most disgusingnfood item ever!!

Cody: *starts gathering the dead bodies of the eliminated contestants*

LeShawna: *Starts searching throughout Kitchen*

Sierra:*puts leftovers from last challenge into a pot along with chopped up Duncan and AL*Smells Terrible!

Cody: *chops up Geoff and puts him in the soup, then he barfs*

Gwen: *looks for some rotten food at the kitchen*

DJ: *opens a closet and finds Chris's dead body... begins eating it*

Blainely: Forgot to mention, the only people who could help are the Cody, Gwen, LeShawna, and Sadie.

Owen: So we can't eat the product to make sure it tastes bad? Bummer.

Sadie: I'm going to dominate at this challenge! *chops off Chris's head and puts it in the soup*

LeShawna: Ah ha! Found something good! *Comes back with old, moldy toe nails, and someones arm*

Lindsay:What are we doing?

Sadie: Making the grossest food ever! *puts canned milk in pot along with a deck of cards*

Gwen: *puts garbage and warms in her pot*

LeShawna: Sadie look what I found! *Puts used deodorant into pot*

Lindsay:Oh why don't you just use Chef's sock?*puts it in*

Sadie: Technically you aren't supposed to help so *takes out sock and then puts it in herself* That's better! Wait... *puts the bra she was using at the moment in* I think it's ready now! Don't worry I wear 2 bra's at a time!

Lindsay"HEY!*takes it from her and gives it to Gwen*That was for my team!

Blainely: If you payed attention, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HELP. Therefore, the Killer Themselves finally win all thanks to Lindsay!

Heather: In your face!

Vote 4
Cody- Sierra

Sierra-Lindsay

Courtney- Sierra

Lindsay-I vote Sierra.

Gwen: Maybe we lost because of Linsay... but I think Courtney should go, she did not even ate anything.

Owen- Owen. I'M SO EVIL!!!

Ezekiel- I vote Lindsay, eh? She shot me with a paint ball, AND WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM! she didn't even say sorry,eh?

Noah- Okay, I'll vote for Lindsay.

Bridgette

Izzy- I vote for sierra she is so.....FISHCAKES

Chat 4
LeShawna: Good job team! We finally won one!

Lindsay:(CONF)*crying*Going home won't be so bad...*burst into tears*

Sadie: I can't believe we won!

LeShawna: I know. We deserved it though

Lindsay:*gets out of CONF*Hey guys.

LeShawna: Hey Lindsay!

Lindsay:*sad*Hey LeShawna..

LeShawna: Trust me gilr, I don't think you're going home

Lindsay:Really!*goes and hugs Leshawna*Thank you Lefonda I mean LeShawna.

LeShawna: Thye'd be stupid to vote you off

Lindsay:I guess so..your a great friend.

LeShawna: You are to!

Harold:SWEET! We finally won!

Sadie: (CONF) They are voting out the wrong person. Why can't it be Mr. Brags a lot? (NOAH)

Cody: (CONF) ... Ok, no one should be surprised that I'm voting Sierra.

Owen: (CONF) I feel so...evil voting people out.

Lindsay:*yawns*

LeShawna:(CONF) Finally we won. We work hard all the time, and this is our first win. Not cool.

Lindsay:(CONF)The challenge was horrible..*barfs*

Owen: Hey, guys. The challenge wan't THAT bad.

Lindsay:I still have it's tase.

Owen: Then why don't you get mouthwash?

Lindsay:They have some?

Ezekiel: Aww man, we lost, eh?

Lindsay:Sorry.

Ezekiel: It's okay, eh? Sierra helped out, too.

Lindsay:Oh thanks.

Sierra:Please,please,please vote off Lindsay! I'll stop stalking you if you vote her out Cody, promise!

Cody: No. I like her, and you one have been stalking me for a while, two barely help in challenges. I'd change my vote to Noah if there weren't so many votes against Lindsay though, but I can tell some people will vote for her since she won last time and lost the challenge.

Sierra:*teared up*I help....

Blainely: And that's three votes Sierra, two votes Lindsay.

Sierra:(CONF)*crying* He doesn't like me, says I don't help in challenges, I even gave him immunity! What am I doing wrong!*sobs*

Owen: (CONF) I am such a mean person....

Sadie: Let's fix the big problem and vote Noah who hasn't said a word the whole entire competition.

Sierra:*cries*Why doesn't he like me!*cries*

Blainely: Hmm...if Noah speaks within the next 24 hours, he'll stay. If not, the person with the highest amount of votes go.

Sadie: I don't want Sierra to die...

Ezekiel: Actually to the contrary he spoke earlier today, eh?

Blainely: Oh, right. He did. Never mind then.

Sierra:Sniff...Owen, can you not vote for me, please!

Owen: I'M a Meanie!!!! *switches vote to himself*

Ezekiel: Owen, you're not mean, eh?

Sierra:You're not mean, you are one of the nicest people I know, unlike Cody....

Owen: Really? AW, thanks guys.

Noah: Excuse me, but I have spoken and participated in challenges. Thanks for noticing Zeke, you're a good teammate.

Blainely: Three votes Lindsay, three votes Sierra, one vote left.

Ezekiel: Thanks Noah, eh?

Blainely: And Sierra is out with the votes being 4-3. *shoves her into acid* Who will win on Total Drama Murder???

Sierra*jumps over acid*I'll be back!!!!!!**runs away*

Lindsay:Bye..?

LeShawna: That girl is one messed up ticket

Lindsay:Awww I can't see the movie.

Izzy: Umm..Lindsay, do you want to be friends, I mean I am the person that was the switch vote to save you! I could've voted you out, but you are pretty cool! :D

Lindsay:Yay Izzy!*hugs Izzy*

Day 5
Blainely: Welcome to Day 5 of Total Drama Murder! Your challenge is to survive...Total Drama stalkers. *lets loose a bag of uber fans*

Lindsay:AHH!8runs away*

LeShawna: *Looks at crowd of fans* Pshh these guys are all scrawny. I can handle them. *Gets ready to slap fans*

Owen: Friends! *hugs them until they faint* Why am I so evil???

LeShawna: *Slaps fan* Ohh that had to hurt! Owen you're not evil

Lindsay:Owen your the nicest person I know *hugs owen but the fans get her*HELP*dissapears in the crowd*

Heather: *pushes Owen into the fans, fatally injuring them* Die! Die! Die!

LeShawna: *Picks up fan and throws him into other fans* Get away from me you freaks!

Lindsay:Oww.*gets hit by one of the fans that Leshawna threw*

Heather: Take this! *throws Harold at them, but nothing happens* Meh, he wasn't that important, anyway.

LeShawna: *Roundhouse kicks some fans* Sorry Lindsay!

Izzy: Hehehehehe!!!! Good thing I am unpopular! These fishcakes are so weird 0_o

Ezekiel: *sees Sierra in the group of stalkers* Seriously, eh? *locks Cody in the Confessional to save him* There's no way you're hurting my buddy, eh? *a large portion of the fans start charging at him*

Lindsay:*clotrhes rip*It's okay.*fints*

Gwen: *Hides inside a cabin*

Owen: *accidently kills some of them* WHY???

Lindsay:*gets up*Where am I?

Gwen: *finds pepper gas* Sweet!

Heather: *throws a fan at Gwen's head* Mine! *runs away with pepper gas*

Blainely: The last one to survive the mob wins immunity for their team!!!

Lindsay:What mob?

Heather: That one! *points at crowd then throws Lindsay in it*

Ezekiel: *mob swerves around him* Huh? *fans pick up and carry off confessional* Should of thought that through more, eh?

Lindsay:Heather cheateed!AHH*gets sucked in the mob*

Cody: *is climbing down the sewage pipes from the coffesional*

Lindsay:Cody help!*in the mob*

Codt: *climbs out of a toilet not in the confessional with a dart gun, and puts the stalkers around Lindsay to sleep for a minute* Get out of there!

Lindsay:*runs*

Ezekiel: *sits down on a stump* Aww man, I have no friends... *sees fans take confessional and throw it into the bag* Poor Cody, eh? I feel so bad... *sees Cody with Lindsay* How'd ya get out of der, eh?

Lindsay:Cody helped me..

Cody: I crawled out of the sewage pipes before they picked up the confessional.

Owen: That's so nice....unlike ME!!!

Lindsay:*kisses Cody*Owen your the nicest person here next to Cody.

Sadie: (CONF) I like having stalkers, it means I have a lot of people who admire me just enough!

Owen: *shoots paintballs at the stalkers* Sorry, but I gotta win!

Lindsay:GO OWEN!

Ezekiel:*points to bag* Hey fans, I think I saw Duncan in that bag, eh! *puts the Duncan, Geoff, Alejandro stew in the bag* We're gonna win this, you can't stop us now let them try, eh?

Blainely: Nice try! *shoots bag* Return later, ok?



Sadie: Hey guys! STALKERS COME OUT AND COME AFTER ME! STALKERS???

Lindsay:Go after Sadie!

Stalkers: SADIE!!!!

Sadie: *trips on purpose* Whoops!

Lindsay:Let's go before they get me!

Ezekiel: *turns into zombie form* BLARGH! *scares fans into Sadie*

Stalkers: *takes Sadies shoes and socks off along with one of two bras*

Sadie: (CONF) *appears with a ton of cuts and bruises everywhere* I'm wearing 3 today just in case!

Ezekiel: Did we win, eh?

Blainely: The last one standing wins!

Cody: *makes everyone on the other team sit down* Do we win now?

Owen: I don't think that's what she meant...

Gwen:So what are we suposed to do?

Blainely: The last one who gets mobbed wins!

Ezekiel: *shoves LeShawna into the mob* C'mon guys lets shove the other team into the mob, eh?

Owen: I guess... *shoves Heather in mob*

Cody; *shoves Sadie into the mob*

Heather: *falls into mob, but everyone runs away from her* Oh, come on! I'm not that bad! *stalks off back towards the survivors* (This reminds me of Left 4 Dead)

Owen: Hmm... *pushes her again*

Courtney: *runs from stalkers* Gah! Give me a break!

Gwen: Ok then... *pushes Tyler into the mob*

Ezekiel: *pushes DJ into the mob* Alright, only two left, eh?

CodyL *pushes Eva into the mob*

Owen: *pushes Harold in mob* Do we win?

Blainely: And the Screaming Fails win immunity! What a shocker...

Ezekiel: Oh yeah, we win, eh?! *high-fives Cody*

Sadie: Again? Bye bye EVA! (CONF) Voting out people IS killing them and I feel bad but not about Eva!

Vote 5
Blainely: All votes go here!

Heather- I vote Eva, she could have killed those fans, but she chose not to!

DJ- I'd vote for Eva... if Heather wasn't the bigger threat *votes Heather*

Tyler

Harold-I vote for the scary person Eva... She says NOTHING. GOSH!!!!!

LeShawna-There's obviously no one else to vote for, so I vote Eva. Try doing something next time and helping, ok?

Eva

Sadie: I vote Eva, she hasn't said a word the whole game!

Chat 5
Courtney: (CONF) I'm glad that our team pulled together and won the challenge!

Ezekiel: Man, I wish that the fans wouldn't have taken the Confessional, eh? Now I think there just showing clips they didn't show, eh? Blainely: Welll... *confessional falls out of the sky* And by the way, it's 3 votes Eva and one vote Heather!

LeShawna: Uhhh where did that confessional come from?

Lindsay:..I'm scared..

Blainely: Uh...it came from somewhere and voting ends soon!!!

Lindsay:Okay!

LeShawna:(CONF) Did this thing fall outta the sky? *Rolls eyes* What's gonna happen next?

Blainely: And Eva is the one voted out! *shoots her* Who will go win on Total Drama Murder?

Challenge 6
Blainely: Your challenge is to...make a horror flick! Any props allowed!

Cody: *makes a dummy of Blainley, and films it for two hours*

Owen: AHH!!!! The horror!!! *films Heather*

Heather: *steals Owen's camera, then starts filming herself* I feel hot! *purrs* (CONF) I'm desperate for a win, okay?

Lindsay:*films Heather*

Heather: *kicks the camera out of Lindsay's hands and films herself doing this, while screaming* NINJA!

Lindsay:What the heck.*grabs it*

Courtney: Luckily, I have the scene of Katie and Sadie dancing recorded!

Heather: *starts copying Katie and Sadie's dance in her video* I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wo-ooorld!

Owen: *records while Heather isn't looking*

Heather: *runs around screaming like a crazy person in the girls cabin* Ooga Booga!

Owen: *roars at Heather* I am a scary monster!!!

Heather: (CONF, with her camera) I'm a fugly wugly pugly pig! Oink! Oink!

Owen: What is Heather doing? *backs away*

Heather: I'm going to kill myself after doing this, but... *puts the camera in the right position, and then.... does the unthinkable... spanks Owen's butt*

Owen: Ouch!!! Jubba bubba...that feels good!

Cody: *shileds his eyes*

Heather: Well you're not getting anymore because I won! *hands in her video*

Cody: *hands in their video too*

Blainely: And the winner is...sson to be revealed. >:) But just saying, the Themselves are ahead!!!

Harold:(CONF)Wow. Did Heather spank Owen? That IS sacry! RUN AWAY!!! *Runs out of CONF*

Cody: Gotta out do them... *gulps, then launches himself from a cannon into Owen's butt*

Heather: Too bad no one was filming that. *gives Cody a wedgie*

Cody: *yelps, and pulls his head out to show the camera on his head*

Heather: You filmed Owen's butt? That's not horror! That's just.... ugh!

Ezekiel: *starts fiming from when Heather is giving a wedgie* Oh man, eh? THE HORROR!

Heather: How is someone giving a wedgie a horror film?

Owen: Why is everyone filming my butt?

Sierra:*jumps out, eatsLindsay's camera, and runs away*

Cody: Well, good thing I had the camera with the film. *watches as Blainley shoots Sierra, killing her*

Sierra:*puts on a hocky mask, changes her name, and runs into the woods

Sadie: *shoots Sierra* (STOP SIERRA! YOU WERE VOTED OFF AND IF YOU DO ONE MORE THING I'M REPORTING THIS TO THE ADMINS. HOW ABOUT THAT?)

Sierra Voorhes:Oh, so last season Ezekeil, Heather, and the rest of them could run around like idiots after they were voted out and I can't!

(Webly: I wasn't in last season so if they were doing that I would've reported it to the admins.)

Heather: *sitting in a chair with an intern feeding her grapes* Can you just hand me the win already?

(SS2: It is allowed, I read some of last season, and Plat even had them *escort* people away... it was because they didn't get killed)

LeShawna: Uhhh..........I don't even know what to say. (LF: I don't think sierra should be allowed to run around here. Sure she wasn't killed, but she was voted off)

Harold:Must...Win..... *pulls owen's pants down and films it* OH MY GOSH MY EYES!!!

LeShawna: *Looks over at owen* Woah........Hehe were so gonna win

Cody: *is filming it too*

Lindsay:*makes of Blainely not being hot*This will scare Blainely.

Courtney: Hey, Lindsay, can you put on this wig and dress for me?

Blainely: Challenge ends tonight!!!

Lindsay:Okay.*puts the wig and dress*

Blainely: ME NOT HOT??? THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFIC THING EVER!!! Screaming Fails win!!! Again...

Cody: *high fives Owen* Nicely done.

Vote 6
Blainely: Only six left...

Heather: I vote for Tyler! He has said nothing at ALL!

DJ

Tyler

Harold:Yeah, Tyler..Not so useful anymore

LeShawna

Sadie: I vote Tyler, he's been sucking it up!

Chat 6
Lindsay:EE my video won!

Owen: Wow...good job Lindsay!

Lindsay:Thanks Owen!*hugs him*

Owen: You're welcome...let's keep winning!!!

Lindsay:Yay!

Owen: Wow, there aren't that many people left on the other team.

Lindsay:Yeah.

Blainely: By the way, I have a surprise once one more vote is in...

Lindsay:What!I love surprises!

Blainely: Whatever, since Tyler hasn't spoken for a while, he's out!!! *throws him into a car chase* Now...time for the surprise.

Izzy: What is the surprise....I like sur......Fishcakes!

Ezekiel: Nice job, guys, eh? *high-fives Lindsay, Owen, and Cody*

Day 7
Blainely: I'd like to announce...NEW TEAMS!!!! And also, the arrival of a new contestant, Jerd McLean!!!!

Jerd: 'Ey folks. I learned meself a bit of Engloosh here and thare, yah?

Harold:Uh......... (CONF) Right...Jerd.

Heather: (CONF) *facepalms* I hate you Blainely.

Jerd: *puts hand on Harold's shoulder* Harold! What's up with my aweshum schkooner buddy, 'oh?

Ezekiel: I'm with Owen still, eh? *fistbumps Owen*

Harold:um.... Nothing?

Izzy: I want to be with Shawny and Linds!

Courtney: (CONF) I have the worst team in the world!

Gwen: so, are we choosing our teams?

Blainely: The teams are already posted. And also, double elimination week!

Courtney: Just great........ (CONF) I'll go down if Gwen goes down with me!

Ezekiel: I'm guessing that the two losing teams vote someone out, eh?

Gwen: Ok... (CONF) This won't be easy till merge *sights*

Blainely: Your challenge is to spoof a TDWT song and make it horrified!!! >:)

Sadie: Really? I thought this was a reality show. They already are themselves but a little weird words in their shall do!

Ezekiel: Alright, Let's do this Themselves!

Courtney: We need to think of an idea!

Gwen: Wich song sould we spoof?

Ezekiel: I say What's not love, eh?

Gwen: Good idea, I was thinking the same

Izzy: anybody on my team how is this so far " Is this how we will end it! This life we have had! Is this how we will end it! Hanging on a tree! Never should have done it, should not have talked about you!" (sorry it is terrible) or from come Fly with us: "Come Die with us! Coome die with us! Blainely left us here! On a creepy island!"

Courtney: Sure.....

Gwen: It can be something like this: What's not to dread about Total Drama Murder? The deaths are high! The ravens fly! What's not to dread about TDM?

Heather: *on stage* It’s horror, oh horror

Horror’s when you get frozen to unwelcomed death and…

Horror’s when you see a fat and naked Beth

Horror screws us all up

Kills our brains enough

But it’s horror, oh horror

Horror’s when you get your head chopped off

''And Horror’s when you choke when you…. Oooohh, Scoff''

Horror screws all up…

Kills our brains enough

But it’s horror, oh horror

Horror scares us all!

Killing us at a mall!

And if Death gives us one more chance….

''You better know…. ''

It’s your last…

Ezekiel: ''The Darkness is darker! The grim is grimmer! The brains are brainier, And the dead people are deader! The dirt and grime make every square inch dirtier! What's not to dread about Total Drama Murder'', eh?

Gwen: Cool!

Ezekiel: Go ahead an sing the next verse, eh?

Gwen: Ok...

The terror, and the anxiety! Big massacres where teens pass away! It's crazy, 'cause in the game you'll never survive!

Ezekiel: Murder Break, eh! *Blaineley kills Sierra*

Courtney: For the love of murdering stop!

(red:srsly? It's midnight for me...)

Jerd: If that locked door, could secure my murder-eerererer-ererrrrr

Courtney, Noah, and Owen: ''Subway trains hitting u-us! Once we are eliminated, we are dead!''

Blainely: Looking good Fails and Themselves...anything from Team Victory?

Ezekiel, Gwen, Courtney, Owen, and Noah: Cappachinos burning us while the reapers tussle! Jerd: PG-13! Down! Down! Down! Down! We die! We die! We die! We die! We’re falling! And dying! We’re falling and we’re dying! Come die with us! Come die with us! We’ve got a lotta gravestones to make, ah! Come die with us! Come die with us! It’s a bummer, a dishonor, yet something all must do! Dudes this is messed, we’re dying on a show. Haven’t you always wanted to? It can’t just be me… Suicidal much? Blaineley’s freakin’ insane! Yeah, man, this sucks! Come die with us! Come die with us! Do you know how to do blood transfusion? Nope. They thought they could die and leave me, but this suicidal guy’s got dyin’ in his heart!…With a knife. Come die with us! Come fly with us! You see what I did there? We’re dying? I don’t like dying stop the song! (Blaineley whacks him with a hammer) Come die with us! Come sing our last moments with us! Yeah! Anyone care for a copy of this show’s rules? We should take legal action… But we can’t, our contracts suck! Duncan, die. Let’s go! Gwen don’t, you’re too beautiful! Duncan come on, please? Kill me!!! Yeah!

Owen: Wow, that was good...

Izzy: *gasps* that was good! It waaasss my idea!

Gwen: Ok, killer themselfs, let's continue.

And poison stands for all us poison fans!

Courtney: Ow!

All Killer Themselves: ''What's Not To Dread? What's Not To Dread? What's Not to Dread! About Total Drama Muder! Yeah!''

Blainely: In the end, Team Victory wins immunity!!!! Teams Screaming Fails and Killer Themselves, I will be seeing you at the voting booth.

Screaming Fails
Cody: I vote for DJ, he never really helped even before the team swap.

Heather: I vote Lindsay. The Killer Themselves need advantage in numbers, and Lindsay already won.

Sadie: I vote Lindsay, she is useless and never helped on my original team.

DJ: I vote for Lindsay... sorry girl

Lindsay:DJ

Killer Themselves
Courtney: As much as I want to vote Gwen, I vote Noah. He does NOTHING!!

Gwen: I think I'll vote for Noah. He wasn't that useful.

Ezekiel: I'll vote for Courtney, eh? Cause I can't vote for my bud Noah, eh?

Noah

Owen: I vote for...um...myself. I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON!!!

Chat 7
Jerd: 'Ey team. How's 'bout et we gut some mo'e victorays, 'oh?

Owen: Why am I such a mean person???

LeShawna: Jerd, you're a very good team member. Owen, you're not mean

Jerd: Tank ya, LeShurna. 'Ail Team Victoray!

LeShawna: Uhhh sure, whatever ail means

Owen: I think he's saying "Go Team Victory!"

Izzy: Shawny, we won! But I think are other girlfriend Lindsay might go home *starts to tear*

LeShawna: Ail team Victory then!!! And Izzy, I know, it'll be sad to see her go

Jerd: 'Ey, Izzy. Gret to ha'e you on the tim, yah?

Izzy: This is fun I do this all the time watch he is saying.... Eh, Izzy. Great to have you on the team, right?

Jerd: Close enogg, Izzy.

Blainely: Voting ends soon so vote for the loser!!!

Lindsay:*crying*Bye guys I'll miss you all.*hugs everybody even HEATHER*

LeShawna: *Hugs Lindsay* I'll miss you too girl!

Izzy: Ill miss you too! Cheer for me and Shawny!

Owen: *cries* Bye Lindsay!!!

Blainely: And Noah and Lindsay are voted out. *shoves them into Jerd's homeland* Who will win on Total Drama Murder!!! (Can someone do the elim table?)

Cody: *mouth is opened wide, then he glares at his team mates* Why did you vote her out, at least she helps unlike DJ! In fact, DJ never did anything, all he did was lose challenges for you and vote!

DJ: Well Sorry!!! (I was away at TEC... )

Cody: *gives a final glare, then stomps away*

Jerd: 'Et's not fight. 'Ey Co'y, how'sa 'bout you an' meh be pals?

Ezekiel: Don't worry Cody, eh? There's other fish in the sea, eh? *nods to Gwen*

Gwen: I'm standing right here, you know

Courtney: Yes! Mr. Useless is gone!

Ezekiel: What are you talking aboot Gwen? *slowly edges away*

Day 8
Blainely: This challenge is a classic. Find my location and solve the riddle! *locks all three teams in different prisons and leaves a flashdrive* It reads: "Hello fellow losers! I am feeling a little ghost-y right now. Anyways, I hope you are paying attention. You better find me today or I'll forget that this show exists"

Jerd: She's a sel' adorned maniac, 'aybe she's at ta spa?

Harold:True..

Ezekiel: Umm... I got nothin', eh?

Owen: No!!!! We're all gonna die!!! *doors open and there is a spa, a plane, a bus, a cemetery, and a library*

Ezekiel: How abbot we split up, eh? We'll all go in one of the places besides one. I call spa! *rushes into the spa*

Cody: I think he has the right idea, and I'll check out the spa too! *rushes to it before anyone else can argue*

Sadie: *rushes in front of Ezekiel and Cody to go to the spa*

LeShawna: Go Sadie! You look there and we'll look other places

Cody: *stops* Fine, you can have the spa. *runs to the library*

LeShawna: *Runs to food court* Maybe she's piggin' out somewhere here

Gwen: Every riddle has key words... "feeling ghosty" might be the clue...

Blainely's voice: Hurry up!!!! *at the spa, there is a hot tub, at the cemetery, there's a safe, at the library, there are a lot of books*

LeShawna: Hmm so she 'aint here. Where is she. Think LeShawna, think. "Feeling ghosty." What could that mean?

Gwen: ...Places where gosths might be... I can only think about haunted houses....hmm....

LeShawna: Where would ghosts go around here? There aint no place to haunt or anything here

Cody: *notes Gwen's observation, then starts skimming through the books.*

LeShawna: *Walks back to rest of team and then notices Cemetery* No way! That was there the whole time? Ghosts will definitely be there! *Walks slowly into Cemetery*

Heather: *throws LeShawna aside* I'm winning this! *rushes to the cemetery* (CONF) She has "fellow losers", and all losers die on this show!

LeShawna: (CONF) Oh no, That stick figure did not just throw me aside! *Runs into cemetery* Hey, Chicken legs, You haven't won yet! *Jumps and tackles Heather*

Harold:*Runs to spa*

Heather: *slaps LeShawna across face* Ghetto freak!

Cody: *cheers on Heather* You go girl!

Harold:*Stops running and attacks Heather*

LeShawna: *Slaps Heather* Prom queen wannabe

Cody: *tackles Harold before he reaches Heather*

Gwen: *goes into the library*

LeShawna: *Leaves Heather and searches Cemetery*

Cody: *runs back into the library, and starts looking through the books again*

LeShawna: *Sees Grey box sticking out of the ground* What is that?

Gwen: *finds a book about gosths*

LeShawna: *Looks at box* It's a Safe! But, I don't know the combo. Where is that?

(The words Attention, Today, and Forget appear on the flashdrive)

LeShawna: Was the combo on the flashdrive?

Gwen: All it says in this book is that gosths can be found at castles, librarys, cementerys and all houses. *sights*

Jerd: Hmmm, those words... Migh' we be in'a dream makine?

LeShawna: Jerd! Come here and help me figure out this combo for a safe!

Blainely's Voice: Remember the TDA episode "Get A Clue"...

Cody: Oooooh, we have to find out who killed you?

Blainely's Voice: No...remember the beginning of the episode where they had to find Chris...

Cody: Wait a second, you'd pay attention to a stripper, you'd want to see a striper today, and every day, and you'd never forget seeing a striper! *runs to the nearest strip bar* (Ahh,Cody, it's fun to be perverted)

Owen: Uh...Cody? I don't think that's what Blainely was talking about. *the words ATTENTION, TODAY, and FORGET appear again in front of the safe*

Cody: Way to ruin my fun... *starts thinking*

Gwen:(CONF) You know, if Cody stopped beeing such a perv, I might give him a chance... *wides eyes* did I really said that?

Cody:(CONF) Why am I acting like such a pervert? Lets face it, I'll probably die here, I might as well enjoy life while I still have it.

Gwen: *thinks* key words... remember... attention... forget... they are all alike in some way...

Jerd: 9, 12, 86! >:D

Cody: *runs to the safe and tries 10-5-6*

Jerd: No! 10, 2, 4!

Cody: *tries it, and the safe opens* Hey, thanks Jerd!

Blainely: Since Cody opened the safe and Jerd gave the combo, the Killer Themselves are going to elimination!!!

Vote 8
Blainely: Since there are only four people, voting will have to be quick!

Courtney

Gwen: Courtney HAS to leave

Ezekiel

Owen: I vote Courtney. She hasn't helped too much...

Chat 8
Cody: Hey, Jerd, sorry of taking advantage of you yelling the combination.

Jerd: It's okay, matey. This foreign dials ma'e no sense to me, so I'm gl'd you did, yah?

Gwen: How's it going, guys?

Jerd: Nuthin', mate.

Owen: Wow, you're accent is still strong.

Jerd: Flooscher noober ashka bargain, Ow'n?

Owen: What? Is that even close to English?