Total Drama Author 3

A lot of people think that they are great authors. Over half of these people are only okay-good. This is not only a camp where people are getting their writing skills improved but they are competing to be the best author.... Who will prove that they have the skills? Who will crumble under the pressure? Who will rise to the occasion?

'''This... is... TOTAL DRAMA AUTHOR 3!!!'''

How It Works

 * 1) Two teams of eight people each will be constructed.
 * 2) The teams will compete in challenges. (i.e. Write a story where Lindsay and Tyler break up OR write a story where Beth suddenly becomes popular)
 * 3) Sunshine and Sprinklemist will read and judge the stories, and determine which team wins.
 * 4) The winning team is INVINCIBLE!!!
 * 5) Fans and competitors will vote for the bottom two of the team via poll.
 * 6) The bottom two will give reasons to stay in the game.
 * 7) Sunshine and Sprinklemist will conference and decide on who to eliminate.
 * 8) Repeat steps 1-8.
 * 9) Later in the game, there will be a merge, and the two teams will become the Best-Sellers.
 * 10) More challenges, stories, elimination.
 * 11) One author will be left and will be declared the best author EVER!!!

Sign-Ups
Sign Ups Closed


 * 1) Dominator (I am an anonymous users. I am Nalyd's real life friend. I will get an account if I make it to the final five.)
 * 2) Tdiandrockmusic2-(I'm so psyched to do this! I've been told I'm good.)
 * 3) Anonymos- After my relatively unfair elimination last season, due to scheduling, I think I have a huge chance to win this.
 * 4) Cards777- I'll give it a shot!
 * 5) Thebiggesttdifan-This is just about the only reason I come on TDI camp wiki! If I keep a good personality, I might just win!
 * 6) Sorrie- THE AH-MAZING SORRIE IS BACK! well she will do better this season
 * 7) NIzzy - I don't plan on winning but I'll give it a shot.
 * 8) Chimchar2356025 - In my opinion, I stink at writing. But if I last more than 1 week, I could pick up great pointers.
 * 9) Turnertang - I did pretty well in TDA2 and I think I'm getting better at writing stories.
 * 10) Oweguy - I'm back with an advantige!
 * 11) Tdifan - Ready to rock Season 3 EVEN HARDER!!! \m/
 * 12) COKEMAN11 - Trying out a new drama!
 * 13) Usitgz-I did better in season 2 and could go farther this time.
 * 14) Tdi- Hope I can make it further than BOTH seasons
 * 15) Tdafan123
 * 16) Rocky! The one and only, Rocky!!!!!!!!!!

Elimination Table
[User] = Writing Gopher

[User] = Typing Bass

WIN = Won that week's challenge

SAFE = Was not eliminated that week

LOW = Was in bottom two but was not eliminated

OUT = Was eliminated

LEFT = Dropped out of TDA3

Week 1
Sunshine: Welcome one and all... to TOTAL DRAMA AUTHOR 3!!!!! Nalyd decided he was tired of hosting, so this season your beloved host will be none other than EVERYONE'S FAVORITE PIXIE!!!!!! *waits for applause, there is none* Here with me is my lovely co-host, SPRINKLEMIIIIISSSSTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *still no applause* ...oh... right... no one's here yet...

Tdiandrockmusic2:WOOHOO! GO SUNSHINE, GO SPRINKLE!!! (LOL, I shouldn't have had those Cocoa Puffs.)

Tdirm2(Tdiandrockmusic2)-*listens to Coldplay and patiently waits for the other competitors*

TBTDIF: N-Nalyd's not hosting? WHAT!? Is he gonna compete? It's nothing without original Season 1 veterans. So far I'm the only one.

Tdirm2-I could have joined the first two seasons, but I didn't. So it makes me an almost veteran.

TBTDIF: I don't think you were even here first season. Didn't you wanna join second season though?

NIzzy: Hi, it's me NIzzy! *silence* Aw c'mon!

Chimmy: Hey, it's me! Just so I'm not asking this during the challenge, where do we post the stories?

Tdirm2:TBTIF, I had an anoymous account for season one, I considered making an account and signing up. I have no clue why I didn't sign up for TDAuthor 2. I probably would have gotten bowled over by Gigi, Sprinkle, and Sunshine.

Sprinklemist: Chimchar, There will be spaces on this page for each author to put their story after the challenge is announced. Welcome to our first nine signer uppers. *glares at the lovely comment* It's true.

Chimmy: Thanks! (Yeah, n00bish as I'll ever be. XD.)

Owester: I'm back. I hope I'll do better.

Anonymos: I'm BAAAAAAAACK!!! Who missed me?

Chimmy: Wow. I'm so honored to...type..among these great authors...LOL.

CK11: Same...w00t

Usitgz: I'm back and as ready as ever.

Tdifan: Yep, me too! Ready to rock! *plays really long guitar solo*

Sprinklemist: Only one more spot to fill.

NIzzy: I feel hyper! (Thats danger to everybody)

Tdafan:RUN!!!!!!!

NIzzy: Yay sugar rush!!!! LOL

Chimmy:NIzzy, me too! Let's play Duck-Duck-Snipe! Or Pin-the-tail-on-the-towel! Ooh! Or even Jump-Off-My-Neighbor's-roof-with-my-friend-Mr. Phil Broomy!

NIzzy: Yay! *attacks someone*

Tdifan: and I thought I was strange....o_0

Tdafan:Same here*walks off to the lake*

NIzzy: I'm not stange I'm emotional damged! (LOL)

Tdafan:*swims*

Chimmy: *Notices Phil battered on the floor.* NIzzy, you attacked Phil. PHIL! Speak to me!

Phil: ...

Chimmy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You monster! (JK, by the way. But I think Phil went to the great closet in the sky...XD)

Tdirm2:*turns off Coldplay* Hey everybody!

Chimmy: *Is mourning Mr. Phil Broomy.*

Tdirm2:Is everybody insane except me?

Tdifan: *Points to NinjaIzzy and Chimmy and whispers to Tdirm2* Those two scare me......

Chimmy: I HEARD THAT!! I picked it up through my supersonic hearing. I am NOT crazy! Now excuse me while I mourn my dearly departed broom friend. *Goes back to mourning*

Rocky: *arrives* Don't wanna be some fanfic writing idiot!

Tdifan: Hey, Rocky! *high fives Rocky*

NIzzy: I'm not crazy I'm just depressed and I did'nt kill anyone! He's just KO'd!!!!

Chimmy: ...Could it be? Mr. Broomy?

Mr.Broomy: *Hops up*

Chimmy:HE'S ALIIVE!! MR. BROOMY LIVES TO SWEEP ANOTHER DAY! (XD)

NIzzy: I thought I had mental problems...

Tdifan: Oh, don't worry! You still have mental problems! *points to Chimmy* She just has more! XD

NIzzy: Okay I can deal with that...*get out gun that shoots chainsaw's* MWAHA!!!

Tdifan:*runs away*

NIzzy: *laughs* I was'nt gonna shoot anyone why do you think my parents let me have a gun!

Chimmy: Uhh...Tdifan, I'm a she. But even though I have mental problems, no Mental Institution can hold me!

Random nurse: Time to go night-night, Chimmy...

Chimmy: NEVER!! CHIMMY GOES NIGHT-NIGHT WHEN CHIMMY PLEASES!!! *Runs off to Tibet with Mr. Broomy.*

Tdirm2:The first challenge cannot come too early.

Sorrel: *appears as usual* who are these people i mean i reconginze her *points to TDifan* and him *points to Rocky* and you 2 *points to Sunshine and Sprinkle*

Cards: I'm so glad to be here!! I hope I don't get the boot first!!

Sorrel: *acting ditzy like lindasy* who are you???

Chimmy:I don't know how to explain the others to Sorrel, but I'm Chimchar2356025. I'm a newcomer who wants to become a better writer. By the way, does anyone want some Blubber Nuggets I picked up in Tibet? Mmmmmm, they're chewy!

Tdafan:Sorrel,Tdifan,Rocky we need to make sure TBTDIF is the first voted off.You in???

Sorrel: hi chimchar uh 23456

Chimmy:It's 2356025. Oh, and Tdafan, I'd gladly join you if it means not getting kicked off 1st!

Tdafan:Thanks Chimmy Im gonna go out and catch some waves before our challenge

Chimmy:I'll give you a jar to aid in the process! (Bad pun alert!)

Tdafan:ok then...*starts surfing*

Sunshine: Welcome to this season's 16 aspiring authors!!! Sprinklemist and I will determine the teams soon, then the first challenge will start tommorow!

Sorrel: (tomorrows?!? me be busy... ill try to get my entry in) k bye bye sunshine!~

Oweguy: Hey. Rocky joined. I hope he'll do better this season.

Dominator: Hi, I am Nalyd's real life friend. Nalyd told me that I could talk now since we had gotten enough sign-ups... Hi everyone.

Cards: Hi!!! Hey Sunshine when does the first challenge start?

Oweguy: Sunshine just woke up. -__-

Chimmy:I know how that feels. I woke up 20 minutes ago and my brother is already outside...

NIzzy: I woke up a couple of hours ago *eye twichs*

Oweguy: This morning I woke up at around 9:00.

Chimmy: Mr. Broomy woke up at 6:30 and is out taking tap dancing lessons. :D

Oweguy: I'll hate it when I have to wake up for school in the morning. X(

Chimmy: Me too! Especially since they changed the start time to 7:20. Now I have to wake up at 5:30!

NIzzy: I love school! *eye twitches*

Chimmy:Me too, but it's the early wake-up-call that irks me.

Oweguy: WHA?!

Chimmy: Think about it this way: You can't get to where you want to be if you don't have the smarts to do it. Oh, and by the way, BEST FRIEND in MY CLASS! BOO YAH!!

Chimmy:But I get up so late that I usually have no energy when I wake up early...I'm pretty sure I'm nocternal. Am I the only one here who's still wide awake at 11:24 pm?

Tdirm2: When is the first challenge going to be posted? I'm getting anxious.

NIzzy: Umm Why are you getting anxious?

Tdirm2:Because I wanna write!

NIzzy: Yeah I got that but you can't rush camps.

Oweguy: (Sighs) Things won't be the same without Nalyd.

Sunshine: Alright, thanks to Sprinkemist, we have our teams! Anonymos, Tdi, Chimchar, Sorrel, Dominator, Tdifan, Rocky, and Cards777 are the '''WRITING GOPHERS!!! Turnertang, TBTDIF, NIzzy, Cokeman11, Tdiandrockmusic2, Oweguy, Tdafan123, and Usigtz are the TYPING BASS!!! '''The competiton has officially begun!!!

Oweguy: I sure hope me and the others will try and make the Typing bass win this season. They didn't win once at all last season.

Dominator: Come on team, let's do this. Don't let Sunshine down. We just gotta keep busting out stories and make sure we win.

Anonymos: Um... I follow the episodes as they are aired on television... I have no idea about eliminations up until episode 14... What should I do instead?

Chimmy:If you want to, you could look on the Total Drama Wiki. If not, then I don't know.

Chimmy:Then again, I did place all the current characters in my story...

Anonymos: I'll just look at the eliminations. It's okay. I'll live.

Tdirm2:I've got my story typed up, just need to copy it to here, that could probably be in an hour or two. Also, Oweguy, WE SHALL BRING GLORY TO THINGS WITH BASS IN IT!!!!!!!!!

Chimmy:I know Bass victory is inevitable, maybe this week, maybe the next, but sometime. For now, let's try to win, Gophers!

Sorrel: ya we will win!

Chimmy: Hey, how come everyone I made friends with is on the other team except Sorrel? 0_o

Cards: I'll be your friend!

Chimmy:Thanks!

Tdirm2: Tdafan, are you trying to butter up Sunshine? If so, niiiice.

Tdafan:I just wanted to add some humor

Tdirm2: Im really nervous that I'll be voted out because nobody knows me except for the hosts and Anonymos. Am I just paranoid?

Tdifan: GO GOPHERS! GO GOPHERS! *does the LeShawna/Noah/Owen dance*

Tdafan:(CONF)I hope we win if we dont i bet ill be voted off

Sorrel: *caramelldansens* waka waka laka!!!!! na na na na na na *goes into insane random mode* who ha who ha na na na na na na na shes my best friend something somthine tickle in my tummy it tastes so yummy LA LA LA LA (dont even ask....)

Oweguy:(CONF) Actually. I think I should lead my team. I was on a winning team last season. I'll try not to get voted off.

Tdi: GO WRITING GOPHERS!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tdafan:I think Oweguy should be team captin

Sorrel: go gophers!!!

Tdafan:keep cheering,as long as TBTDIF gets voted off ill be happy

Tdirm2:(CONF) Oweguy said that he should be leader. I disagree, you don't need a leader when success depends on people he doesn't know in real life.

Cards:(CONF) I really think that the Writing Gophers can win this challenge!

Chimmy:(CONF) What's up with all the confessionals lately? Any way, TDIRM, I don't like what you just said. I don't know your backround or anything, so I'm gonna cut you some slack. But how does Dom's accountlessness affect his writing abillity? And so what about Sorrel's past? Just because she hasn't won anything doesn't mean she won't win this! And just because I'm a newcomer doesn't mean I don't have any potential! If the phrase "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." gets called into play, no offense, but you're gonna be in a world of hurt pretty soon.

Tdafan:*is asleep,waiting for the results*

Tdirm2: Wait, somebody else wrote that, I acually wrote the first two sentences then I left for a minute without saving. Somebody else in my life said the rest. Oh gosh I apologize for that, I deleted the offending part.

Dominator: Way to go team, lets keep up the good work.

(CONF) Dominator: I don't remember Total Drama Author having confessionals... Whatever. I think I might be the best author on the team. I've got potential nobody else knows about. I may just win! Hopefully my IP status will not be used against me.

TBTDIF: Who said I should be voted off? That wasn't cool, Tdafan. This is a writing contest. And do you believe I have good writing or what? Why do you want me out, any fricking way?

Dominator: TBTDIF, calm down. If you get angry chances are even more likely they'll try to vote you off....

Tdafan:To tell you the truth you arent exactly nice

Tdirm2:(CONF) Why is everybody ganging up on TBTDIF? What wrong has he done?

Chimmy:TDIRM, I accept your apology. But if anything like it happens again...Oh, and Dom, if anyone tries to use your IP status against you, you can count on me to stand up for you, my friend.

Sprinklemist: Tdafan, TBTDIF never did anything against you (to my knowledge), try not to stir up trouble. Everyone try to remain civil toward each other, please.

Sorrel: so when does challenge end

Sprinklemist: Whenever Sunshine protects the page and tells me what team I'm reviewing. Lol.

Sunshine: So much drama week one... guys, PLEASE don't gang up on each other. This is a new season, a clean slate, we're all starting over. On a happier note, I'm protecting the page now, the challenge is officially over! Sprinkle and I will do reviews and discuss the winning team, and then the bottom two poll will be put up. Good luck everyone!

Oweguy: We won! We won the first challenge! The Typing Bass actually won for once.

Chimmy:Wait-MY STORY WAS GOOD!? OMG HOLY CRAP!!! *Faints* (Hey, I said Bass victory was inevitible, and it happened. Let's give it our all next time, Gophers! And my problems are pretty easy to correct. Converting from past tense to present is hard in a long story, and I sometimes forget to press enter twice on the wiki. And that was honestly one of my best stories I ever wrote. Next time, I'm going full force!)

Sorrel: ya it was chimmy

Chimmy: *Is still KO'd*

Chimmy:*Wakes up* Wait- someone voted for me in the poll? Is it because I stunk in their opinion, or am I a threat?

Sorrel: prob a threat

Chimmy:Well, that makes me fell a bit better, but if I'm a threat, doesn't it make more sense to keep me to help our team win, then you eliminate me when the merge comes??

Tdafan:(CONF)Its two of my best friends here up for the vote*sigh*either way its gonna suck for me

Chimmy:*Pats tdafan on the back* It's okay dude. Wait-I DID'T GET ELIMINATED! YES!!! LIFELONG GOAL NUMBER 1 COMPLETE! NEXT GOAL:BUILD DEVICE THAT CAN EXTRACT DUNCAN FROM THE TELEVIsION!!! (XD!!)

NIzzy: Holy crap! *randomly puts hand in the TV and pulls Duncan out*

Tdafan:*starts singing its sucks to be me*

NIzzy: *sings with tdafan*

Tdafan:(CONF)i never meant to try to vote out TBTDIF I just wanted people to see that im not an underdog like they think

NIzzy: *smashes head into conf* Aw I don't think your an underdog! your one of the only people who can be as crazy as me without there head going BOOM!!!! *giggles* (LOL)

Chimmy:*rocks out to I Am...All of Me* (XD)

TBTDIF: Guys, stop pretending there's a confessional. There is none, as there has NEVER, EVER, EVER been ANY!!!!!!!!!!

NIzzy: Gee sorry.

Tdafan:Yeesh calm down.Now I might have a reason to vote you out

Challenge 1
This week's challenge is to make up episode 14 of Total Drama Action. The challenge, elimination, etc. can be whatever you want. However, please stay in continuity with the other episodes (ie. Don't have Trent there when he's already been eliminated). Other than that, you can do whatever you please! If you need to look at what happened in past TDA episodes, you can look on the Total Drama Wiki. The story is due on Thursday, which, unless stated otherwhise, will always be the due date for stories. Good luck!

Dominator's Story
Total Drama Action Episode 14: Miracle on Drama Street

The Killer Grips, minus Courtney, and Screaming Gaffers, minus LeShawna, all sat in the cafeteria, eating breakfast as usual. Lindsay and Beth sat on the opposite side of their table from Justin. Similar to how Heather and Duncan sat on the other side of Harold. “Where is LeFwanda?” Lindsay asked the Gaffers.

“You mean LeTraitor?” Duncan asked sarcastically. “We left her in the vault yesterday. And where is Courtney?”

“Her highness is sleeping in,” Justin answered. Duncan stood up and walked over to Justin.

Duncan got in Justin’s face and said, “You vote her out and I’ll mess you up. Got that, pretty boy?”

Before Justin could respond a loud sneeze rang through the mess hall. Everyone turned to look at Harold whose nose was red from blowing his nose to much. “I have allergies,” Harold said weakly, “Gosh.”

“My boyfriend is working on a permanent vaccine for allergies,” Beth said.

“That would be super if he existed,” Heather said. Duncan sat back down and the teams turned back to talk amongst themselves.

“Good morning!” Courtney said as she walked into the cafeteria, fresh as a daisy. Justin moved to the same side of the table as Beth and Lindsay to give Courtney a side to herself. Courtney got breakfast and sat down. “Why are you all glaring at me like that?”

“No reason,” Justin said.

“Except for the fact you voted of Omar!” Lindsay explained.

“Owen,” Beth corrected her.

“That’s what I said,” Lindsay said.

“He lost the challenge for us!” Courtney said, offended by her team’s anger at her. “How many other challenges has he failed his team in?”

“Counting last season?” Beth asked. Courtney nodded.

“Just three,” Beth said after a moment. “But, if I’m not mistaken, you messed up in the first challenge, and the phobia challenge. And it isn’t like you were a big help yesterday.”

“How dare Beth say that?” Courtney asked angrily in the confessional. “I wish I was on the Gaffers. One so I can be with Duncan. Two because they all respect each other!”

“Well, look who decided to show up,” Heather said as LeShawna walked in.

“I’ve spent twenty-four hours locked up in some nasty old safe!” LeShawna shouted. “Don’t be giving me any lip!”

“Those no good ‘teammates,’” LeShawna ranted in the confessional. “Chef Hatchet came and got me out of that dang safe at midnight!”

“Why didn’t you guys come save me?” LeShawna asked, sitting on the same side of the bench as Harold.

“We figured we’d do better without you,” Duncan explained. “And we did.”

“Even you, Harold?” LeShawna asked.

“Yeah, I don’t like you any more Le… Shawn… Wah-choo!” Harold sneezed again, this time so powerfully that his bowl of oatmeal flew up and landed on Duncan’s head.

“You’re dead,” Duncan said, shaking his fist angrily. Before Duncan could do anything, he was hit in the head with a snowball.

“What is this, Hit Duncan Day?” Duncan asked in the confessional stall.

“Merry Christmas, kiddies!” Chris said as he walked into the cafeteria. He carried something that resembled a paintball gun.

“What’cha got there, Chris?” Justin asked.

“A snowball gun,” Chris explained. “Because today we will be doing the holiday movie theme!”

“I love Christmas!” Lindsay said excitedly.

“For the first part of your challenge, two members of each team will be reindeer and the other two will be elves. The elves get these awesome snowball guns-”

“Wait a minute,” Duncan interrupted, “Isn’t this just like the paintball deer hunt last season?”

“No,” Chris said, “Last season we used deer, this season its reindeer.”

“Of course,” Duncan said annoyed.

“Our reindeer,” Chris said, reading from a list on a piece of paper, “Are Lindsay, Justin, LeShawna, and Heather.” He tossed each one a set of reindeer antlers, a red nose that had a light inside that glowed, and a bushy brown tail. “Our elves are Beth, Courtney, Duncan and Harold.”

The reindeer suited up and ran out of the cafeteria. “I hated this challenge last season,” Heather muttered as the four reindeer passed some of the old sets they’d seen on the first day.

“Go!” Chris shouted to the hunters.

“This will be easy,” Harold said to Duncan as the two ran. “Lindsay and Justin aren’t exactly the brightest bulbs in the box.”

“Shut it,” Duncan said, shooting Harold with a snowball right in his face.

“Ouch!” Harold shouted. “Cold!”

The elves were slowly advancing on the reindeer, who, strangely, decided to stay together. Lindsay suddenly stopped running. “Why are we running again?” she asked. As she stopped, Duncan pulled the trigger and shot her in the back of the head. “Brain freeze!” she cried out.

“First you need a brain to have brain freeze,” Heather said to herself.

Beth ran up and shot Heather. “Don’t mess with my bestie!” Beth said angrily.

“Take that, LeShawna!” Courtney said as she fired at LeShawna. However, Courtney missed LeShawna with each shot.

“That all you got?” LeShawna asked.

“Take this, pretty boy,” Duncan said as he cornered Justin.

“Not the face,” Justin said.

“Okay,” Duncan said as he shot Justin in the stomach.

“Thank you,” Justin said, not flinching at all.

“My twelve-pack is impervious to snowballs,” Justin said in the confessional.

“The Gaffers win part one of the challenge!” Chris announced as he caught up with the eight castmates. “Part two is decorating the trailers! The Grips will decorate the outside of the girls’ trailer and the Grips get the boys’. You can use all the supplies in these boxes.” Chef carried two huge boxes filled with assorted Christmas decorations. “Go!”

“Alright team,” Courtney said, “we are going to have a nice orderly Christmas. Santa statue here, lights here, wreath on the door… Are you guys getting this?” Justin, Lindsay, and Beth stared at Courtney blankly. “Do I have to do everything around here?”

“No, but you do have to chill,” Justin said.

“You’re too high maintenance,” Lindsay added.

“And bossy,” Beth added, smiling at Justin and Beth.

“You want chill?” Courtney growled between clenched teeth. “You want low maintenance? You want a follower? I’ll give you all that!” Courtney threw lights randomly along the trailer, putting Santa statues wherever, and hanging wreaths wherever they’d go. “You like that!?!”

“Looks great,” Justin said.

“Way to go!” Lindsay said, clapping.

Beth gave Courtney a thumbs-up.

“How about we put up lights that spell out ‘GAFFERS’?” LeShawa suggested.

“How about we don’t?” Heather retorted.

“I second that,” Harold said, holding back a sneeze.

“I, surprisingly, agree with the dweebs,” Duncan said.

“So what are you going to do?” LeShawna asked defensively.

“They are going to do nothing!” Chris said before any of the Gaffers could reply at all. “Time is up and the Grips win!” The Grips cheered and congratulated Courtney for helping them. “Now for the tie breaker; one person from each team will be a mall Santa! They will take gift requests from a child we randomly picked, and each child will rate the Santa one to ten.”

“Who wants to be Santa?” Courtney asked the Grips.

“I will! I love kids!” Lindsay volunteered.

“Okay,” Courtney said, “But pay attention and be jolly!”

“Okay!” Lindsay said as she left to change into the suit.

“I am so not being Santa,” Duncan growled.

“Well LeShawna and I can’t!” Heather protested.

“Why not?” Duncan asked.

“Because we’re girls,” Heather explained, “and that leaves…”

“Harold!” LeShawna, Heather, and Duncan all said at once.

“Are we really willing to risk everything on the poster child for allergy medication?” Duncan asked.

“It’s a chance we’ll have to take,” LeShawna said.

“They didn’t even ask for my opinion,” Harold ranter in the confessional. “Gosh!”

“Okay,” Chris said as Lindsay and Harold, in their Santa costumes, got into their chairs. “First kids, go!”

A skinny boy walked up to Lindsay and sat on her lap. “Hello, little boy,” Lindsay said in a deep voice, “I’m Linds- Sam Claus!”

“Santa! Santa Claus!” Courtney hissed.

“Oh yeah!” Lindsay said in her regular voice. She switched to the Santa voice, “I am Santa Claus.”

“You’re the hottest Santa Claus I’ve ever seen!” the boy said.

Lindsay giggled. “Thank you,” she said in her regular voice. She switched back to the Santa voice, “And what would you like for Christmas?”

“A go-kart, the new Pokemon game, the-”

“Oh my gosh!” Lindsay interrupted in her regular voice, “if I were you I’d ask for nail polish and new bikinis!”

“But I’m a guy,” the little boy said. “But if I did get those things I’d give them to you.”

“Aw!” Lindsay said. “You’re sweet!”

“Are you okay Santa?” a little boy asked Harold.

“Santa here just has a little cold,” Harold explained. “So what do you want for Christmas little boy?”

“I want a toy dinosaur, Lego Indiana Jones, season one of Chowder on DVD, a skateboard, a snow board, and a- what the heck is that?” the little boy screamed. He was screaming about the snot now dangling from Harold’s nose.

“Uh oh,” Harold said. His whole face tensed up. “Wah…. Wah…. Wah…. Wah-choo!” Harold sneezed right on the little boy’s face. The little boy screeched and ran away crying.

“Well,” Chris said awkwardly, “it looks like the Grips win. Gaffers, I’ll see you at the Gilded Chris Ceremony tonight!”

“You’re going home,” Duncan said, shaking his fist at Harold.

At the Gilded Chris Ceremony, the Gaffers sat in the bleachers and cast their votes. Chef waked over to Chris in his pink dress from off stage, carrying three Gilded Chris awards. “Okay,” Chris said, feeling good-looking in his blue tuxedo, “we have a Gilded Chris for Duncan, and one for Heather.” Chef tossed Duncan and Heather their awards. “The final Gilded Chris goes to… Harold.” Chef tossed the award to Harold.

“What?” LeShawna asked. “You guys kept Harold? He messed up the challenge!”

“Don’t look at me,” Duncan said, “I voted for Harold.”

“I voted for you, LeShawna,” Heather said.

“I voted for you too, LeShawna,” Harold said. He didn’t look as mad as Heather and Duncan.

“Fine,” LeShawna said angrily, “I know when I’ve lost.” LeShawna turned and headed for the lame-o-sine.

“Wait!” Harold shouted. He ran over to LeShawna. “I can’t let you go, LeShawna. I’ll always love you.”

“Even though I cheated?” LeShawna asked.

“We’ve done worse,” Harold said. “I switched votes, Duncan is a bully, and Heather is Heather. I’m withdrawing from the competition so LeShawna can go on!”

“Can he do that?” Heather asked.

“Sure,” Chris shrugged. He turned to Chef and said, “I told you Harold still liked LeShawna. That’ll be twenty bucks!”

Heather and Duncan watch as Harold gives his Gilded Chris to LeShawna. The two kiss each other until Harold is dragged into the lame-o-sine.

“One more thing!” Harold shouted as he stuck his head out the window. “Duncan, you are a cruel, animal abusing, punk wannabe-” he then swore and was bleeped out. Duncan stared in shock as he had bene called things nobody had dared to call him. The lame-o-sine drove away as Harold continued shouting out his feelings from the past few months.

“Not so tough now, are you?” Heather taunted Duncan.

“Shut up,” Duncan said. He sounded hurt.

“Well, you mostly heard it hear,” Chris said, “Join us next week for more Total Drama Action!”

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The Fast And The Incredibly Stupid

“GOOD MORNING CONTESTANTS!” Chris screams into the loudspeaker. Eight grumbling campers stumble out of the two trailers, except for one who has a spring in her step.

Courtney sighs, “I missed being rudely awakened in the wee hours of the morning.”

"Yeah, well I think there’s something wrong with you Captain Preppy-Pants,” Heather retorts.

“Shut it Ice Queen,” Courtney replies.

“Why should I Miss Sues-A-Lot?”

“Because you’re a crazy, manipulative little,” Lindsay clamps her hand over Courtney’s mouth and says,

“Don’t say anything you’ll regret Callie.”

In the confessional Duncan says, “Dang, I love it when Courtney insults people.” In addition, Courtney confesses, “I know that I’m back with Duncan, but I have the feeling something isn’t right with him.”

After choking down a breakfast of eggs dating back to the Disco Era, the contestants step outside to find a gleaming row of sports cars.

“OK, today’s challenge is based off the racing movie genre!” Chris announces.

“Awesome, we can drive cars almost as hot as LeShawna,” Harold replies.

In the confessional LeShawna says,” I can’t believe that white boy is still swooning over me. I’ve been rejecting him for weeks.”

“The rules are simple,” Chris explains, “You have to drive these fast cars in a furious lap around the film lot. The first person from each team to finish will compete in the DEATHMATCH DRAG RACE! Said drag race is self-explanatory. Winner of that gets to take their team to Six Flags!”

Everybody cheers.

“Oh, and did I mention the few distractions that we set up to make this race AWESOME! Let’s see, we have ramps, minefields, and did I mention the A-10 fighter-bomber with enough ammo to destroy all of you in less than five minutes?” Everybody gasps.

“We are so dead,” Justin stammers in the confessional.

“So let’s go!” shouts Chris.

The campers get in their cars and Chef walks out holding two flags wearing a checkered pattern mini-dress and a blonde wig. Everybody grimaces. Harold barfs from seeing the horrendous sight.

“My eyes! They burn!” Beth exclaims.

“OK maggots…On your mark…Get set…GO!” Chef says while waving the flags.

The racers take off. The A-10 circling above the film lot fires a missile almost immediately. Three seconds later, Justin notices a missile in his rear view mirror. He barely has time to scream before the missile detonates and the remains of his car hurtle skyward. For the next minute, the race is uneventful, with Duncan taking the lead until the next “distraction”, A.K.A. a massive ramp followed by a sharp turn. Duncan brakes and gives the lead to Harold. Just as Beth is about to round the corner, Heather slams her car.

“Take that wannabe!” she shouts as Beth is launched up the ramp.

“That was one of the scariest moments of my life,” Beth says in the confessional, “If only Brady were here, he’s a certified Grand Prix driver.”

Meanwhile in a hotel across from the film lot, a woman who bears a striking resemblance to Courtney is arguing over her room with the hotel manager.

“Ma’am, I don’t see why you aren’t satisfied with your room,” the manager says coolly.

“I asked for a room with one bed on the tenth floor with one bed so I could watch my Courtney crush her opposition, but I get a room with TWO beds on the SIXTH floor!”

Then Beth’s car smashes through the wall, destroying one of the beds in the process.

“There ma’am, you have one bed now.”

Meanwhile, the A-10 fires another missile at Heather. Just before it hits she mutters,

“I hate you Karma.”

The missile hits her hood and her car explodes. Heather steps out of the charred black hulk of what was once a car wide eyed. The camera changes to a view of Chris.

“The producers of Total Drama Action would like to apologize for not being able to show the entirety of the race, it was either finish this race, or do the deathmatch drag race, but we’ll show you the wipeout scenes!” Chris says cheerfully.

The camera then changes to a montage of Duncan being ejected out of his car still buckled into his seat, and Leshawna’s car flipping after hitting a landmine.

“Oh,” Chris exclaims off screen, “Here’s my favorite one! Lindsay hit the side of a ramp, here was the result!”

The camera shows Lindsay’s car hitting the side of a ramp, flipping onto its roof, and skidding for twenty feet sending up a shower of sparks. Chris continues,

“Harold and Courtney were the only ones to make it through. Now here is their epic showdown!”

The camera then finally comes to Harold and Courtney in hot rods on a drag strip. Chef is in his eye-harming dress, and the other members of the two teams are cheering their respective driver.

“Where’s Justin?” Courtney asks from her car.

“If I had to guess, he’s in orbit,” Chris replies.

“I’ll miss him!” exclaims Lindsay.

“Me too!” responds Beth.

“Be quiet Perky and Perkier!” yells Chef, “Ok, top two maggots… THREE…TWO…ONE…GO!”

Harold and Courtney shoot down the straight track. The two hot rods arrive at the finish at the same time.

“Oh, we have a photo finish!” shouts Chris. “And our times have come in, Harold’s is………….. Twenty seconds sharp!”

The Gaffers cheer at Harold’s good time.

“Okay Grips, Courtney’s time was……………… 19.999999 seconds. For once, the Gaffers lose.”

“This is all your fault dweeb!” Heather shouted at Harold.

“The Grips are going to Six Flags! Their ride there is here right now!” Chris says with fake enthusiasm. Justin’s car lands next to him with a loud THUD. “Justin, your back, the Grips won for once. Head for the limo!”

“Wait!” Beth calls out, “I have to get my retainer!”

“We’re not in a hurry Betty. Go get it.” Lindsay says.

Beth runs to the girls’ trailer while the rest of the team gets in the limo. On the way back, she notices two figures near the mess hall.

“Y’know Heather, it’s not that bad that we lost. We get to be alone.” A male voice said seductively.

“Yeah, but I’m a massive coaster fan. Besides, it would have been a date.” Heather said in the same fashion as the male voice.

“We can have that date here sweetheart.” The man said just before pulling Heather into a long kiss.

“You’re a good kisser, Duncan.”

Beth let out a gasp and started to sprint to the limo containing the rest of the Grips. The camera pans to Chris.

“Will Beth tell what she just saw to Courtney?” Chris says.” If so, will she kill Duncan and Heather? Find out next time on Total… Drama… Action!”

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The final eight castmates woke up to Chris, yelling through a bullhorn, “Get your breakfast and meet at the studios for today’s challenge!” He shouted.

Leshawna sat up quickly, and bumped her head on the, “Dang bottom bunk, always bumpin’ my head…” She grumbled.

“What’d you say, Lafondah?” Lindsay stuck her head from over the side of her bed, causing her to fall.

“Oh, no! Lindsay, are you okay?” Beth ran over to her side.

“I’m fine, Belle,” Lindsay giggled.

“Oh no! She can’t remember my name!” Beth exclaimed, “Oh, no, wait… She always does that…”

Courtney stretched and woke up, “Good morning,” She sang.

Lindsay and Beth glared at her.

“What? It’s not my fault that Owen is out,” Courtney stated.

Beth and Lindsay continued to glare.

“He had it coming! My lawyer, Michael, made me immune to elimination, and he annoys me!” Courtney protested.

“Carrie, you do know we’re just gonna vote you when we lose, right?” Lindsay asked.

“My name is Courtney, and I’m fully aware of that, Lindsay, but don’t worry, we won’t be losing,” Courtney said.

“And what makes you so sure of that, Little Miss CIT?” Leshawna stepped out of her bed.

“Because we have what you guys don’t!” Courtney replied.

“And that is?” Leshawna asked.

“Something that nobody can even come close to beating. Something so powerful that even the mightiest people can counter. Something so-“ Courtney was cut off.

“And that is?!” Leshawna interrupted.

“A Counselor- in- Training!” Courtney took a triumphant step forward.

“Save it, prep,” Heather jumped down from her bed.

The girls continued to argue like this for a long time. Meanwhile with the guys…

Harold was gripping onto his bed for dear life, “Gosh, I can’t believe I let you talk me into switching to a top bunk! I’m deadly scared of heights, man!”

“I knew you were! That’s why I convinced you!” Duncan explained, “But I feel kind of bad about it, so why don’t you just jump, and I’ll catch you.”

“Fine, but if you miss, I’m going to have to unleash some mad skills onto you,” Harold said. He jumped, and Duncan didn’t even hold out his arms, “Idiot!” Harold exclaimed.

“Will you two keep it down?! I need complete silence to maintain my beauty!” Justin yelled.

“Excuse me, King Justin… Or should I say I say Queen Justin?” Duncan said.

“King Justin will do nicely. And don’t push your luck, I could get the girls to vote you out,” Justin threatened.

“So? That’s two votes on two votes,” Duncan pointed out.

“You expect Harold to vote with you?” Justin asked.

“He will if I say he will! Right, Harold?” Duncan made a fist.

“Right, Duncan,” Harold said, “… Not!” He said quietly.

“Hurry up and get your butts down to breakfast!” Chris yelled through a megaphone.

The contestants drowsily trudged down to the dining hall. When they arrived there, they came to find a sort of unpleasant surprise. There was blood everywhere and Chef Hatchet was covered in it, as he lay on the floor motionless.

“What are you trying to pull, Chris?” Leshawna turned to the host.

Harold wiped some blood off of a wall with his finger. He tasted it, “This isn’t blood, this is ketchup!” He spat it out, “I hate ketchup!”

“And Chef Hatchet is moving!” Beth pointed out.

“I don’t know, guys, I’m pretty sure that he’s dead,” Lindsay kicked him repeatedly, just to check.

“I hate my life…” Chef grumbled.

“And he just talked!” Beth exclaimed.

“Nice, Chef, nice. You blew the challenge!” Chris said.

“No, these kids blew the challenge!!” Chef exclaimed.

“They wouldn’t have blown the challenge if you had been doing your part!” Chris argued.

“I would’ve been doing a better job if you paid me more!!” Chef yelled.

“We pay you a nice, large salary every month! That should be enough!” Chris protested.

“You pay me in coupons and hair care products!” Chef exclaimed.

“Those are the same brands that I buy! You should feel honored to have such marvelous products touch your hair!” Chris argued, “Look, castmates, as Chef and I settle this, you can do the challenge. Today’s genre is mystery. As you can see Chef has died. We’ve left clues around the film lot hinting at the killer. We have a packet of suspects for both teams. Report back here when you’re called for the results. Challenge begins… Now!” Chris chucked two folders onto the ground. Courtney pushed everyone out of her way as she dove for a folder.

“Got one!” Courtney held it victoriously in the air.

Heather bent down and picked one up, “Alright, how hard can this be?” She asked rhetorically, as she walked over to the rest of her team. Heather spread out the suspects.

“Look at this one! It looks like Harold!” Duncan held up a picture of scrawny scientist holding a pair of test tubes.

“I do not look like that!” Harold protested.

“Oh, my mistake, your nose is bigger than his!” Duncan chuckled.

“Can you two focus?” Leshawna asked.

“Anything for you Leshawna,” Harold obeyed.

“Good,” Leshawna said.

“I say that we split up and each two people take half of the suspects,” Heather suggested.

“Nu-uh, we have to keep all the suspects together. What if we come across something, and it doesn’t look like a clue unless we have the right suspect?” Leshawna pointed out.

“Whatever you say, Leshawna…” Harold drooled.

“Oh, give it up, Harold,” Heather said.

“Never! I’ll never give up on you Leshawna!” Harold exclaimed, as he squatted down and grabbed onto Leshawna’s leg.

“Get off, string bean!” Leshawna waved her leg frantically, Harold flew off and into the wall.

“I think I sprained my collar bone!” Harold cried. Duncan was laughing from the sidelines.

“Oh, I’m sorry sugar baby!” Leshawna ran to his side.

“Look, you and Harold can stay here, and Duncan and I will go!” Heather was frustrated.

“Me, go with you? Not happening,” Duncan protested.

“Come on!” Heather grabbed the suspects of the table and dragged Duncan outside.

Duncan’s eye was caught by a tall high heel, “Hey, Heather, I think that could be a clue! Unless it’s Chef’s that is.”

“It’s a clue,” Heather checked the info, “Look, we need to vote out Leshawna for the way she bawled to get that reward.”

“Why shouldn’t we vote you out?” Duncan asked.

“Because, I can convince you to vote her out. I have Harold wrapped around my finger. If the three of us vote for Leshawna then we can get her!” Heather pointed out.

“… Fine, Heather. I’ll vote with you,” Duncan agreed.

“Excellent,” Heather smirked.

Meanwhile, with the Grips…

“Well I say we take it!” Courtney argued.

“It’s just a piece of trash, Courtney!” Beth argued.

“No! It’s a clue! Anything could be a clue! Just look around!” Courtney exclaimed.

“Carrie, knock it off! I’m sick and tired of you trying to boss us around!!” Lindsay yelled.

“Is that so? Well, then maybe you would like to lead this team!” Courtney shouted.

“I would!” Lindsay gleamed, “Thanks, Carrie! All right, Commando Lindsay is in charge now! As my first order of business, we leave the garbage here!”

“What?! No!!! That so called, ‘garbage’ is a clue!” Courtney screamed.

“We’re leaving it! Grab her, Justin! Grab her!” Lindsay ordered. Justin grabbed Courtney and dragged her along. Courtney stooped down and picked up the trash as she was being dragged away.

Both teams ran around frantically searching for clues for the next forty minutes.

“Screaming Gaffers! Killer Grips! Report back to the cafeteria for the results!” Chris yelled over the loudspeaker.

Both teams arrived back quickly. The Gaffer’s were surprised to find that Chef and Leshawna were getting Harold back to normal.

“Nurse Leshawna, get me a defibrillator, stat!” Chef demanded.

“Right away, Head Nurse Chef!” Leshawna ran and soon came back with a defibrillator.

“Thank you, Nurse Leshawna!” Chef thanked.

“You’re welcome, Head Nurse Chef!” Leshawna acknowledged.

“Clear!” Chef shocked Harold with the defibrillator, “Nurse Leshawna, bring me 20 ccs of anesthesia, stat!”

“Yes, Head Nurse Chef!” Leshawna said. She brought him what he had described. Chef injected the anesthesia into Harold, “Um, Head Nurse Chef,” Leshawna realized, “I think that we’re supposed to use the anesthesia before we do anything that causes pain, like the defibrillator.”

“Well, you don’t! That’s why I’m Head Nurse Chef, and you’re just Nurse Leshawna!” Chef remarked, “Clear!” He shocked Harold again.

“I’m fine!!! I’ve been saying that for the past hour!” Harold objected.

“He’s delusional, Nurse Leshawna!” Chef exclaimed, “I know what to do! CLEAR!” He shocked Harold again.

“Nice to see you back again,” Chris greeted the two teams that had just arrived, “Now, who do you think that the Killer is? Bring me five pieces of evidence and your guess.”

First the Gaffers stepped forward, “We think that it is Miss Pretty-Mama-Jama-Lama.” Duncan held up a suspect card that had a picture of an Indian princess. Heather handed Chris a sash, a high heel, a tube of lipstick, some mascara and a tiara.

“These aren’t clues,” Chris stated. Heather and Duncan gasped, “These are Chef’s.”

Heather and Duncan both turned to stare at Chef with a look of disbelief on their faces. Chef gave a little wave to them.

“I told you they were Chef’s!” Duncan exclaimed. Heather and Duncan argued as they sat down at a table. The Grips stepped forward.

“We think that it’s Hank the Garbage Man,” Lindsay announced. Lindsay handed him a garbage man’s badge, a garbage can lid, the keys to a garbage truck, a recycling bin and a bumper sticker.

“Your right… Except only four of these are actually for the garbage man,” Chris pointed out, “That bumper sticker is Chef’s.”

“It says, ‘Chef’s Roadkill Café: Eat it or Die,’” Chef smiled.

“I think that if you did eat it, you’d die,” Heather remarked.

“What was that?!” Chef whipped his head around to face Heather.

“Nothing,” Heather said, sheepishly.

“Well, if this is all you have, then it looks like both teams lost,” Chris said.

“Wait!!!” Courtney shrieked, “I have another piece of evidence!!” Courtney ran up to Chris and put the piece of garbage in his hands, “This piece of trash!”

“This is the final piece of evidence! Grips win!” Chris announced. The Grips cheered.

“I knew it!!! I told you that it was a clue!! HA!!!” Courtney continued to gloat.

“Gaffers, please come to the Gilded Chris Ceremony tonight,” Chris said.

Later, at the Gilded Chris Ceremony…

“There are voting devices under your seat, please cast your votes,” Chris said.

Heather and Duncan looked at each other and nodded. Heather had told Heather their plan earlier, but was unsure if Harold would go through with it.

“Your votes have been cast… And the first Gilded Chris goes to… Harold…” Chris tossed a Gilded Chris to Harold, who caught and then did one of his ninja moves, “Next is for Duncan…” He threw one to Duncan, “Only to nominees left… And the final Gilded Chris goes to……… Heather,” Chris threw Heather the final Gilded Chris to Heather.

“What?!” Leshawna exclaimed, “Are you out of your mind?! We had the perfect chance to vote off Heather!!! Why’d you vote me out?!”

“Remember when you cried like a baby for your little spa day?” Heather asked, rhetorically, “That’s karma coming back to you.”

“And this is coming from the Queen of Karma? Yeah, right! I know this is your fault Heather!!” Leshawna shouted as Chef dragged her down the Red Carpet of Shame. She got on the Lame-o-sine and left.

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Let the Games Begin

“Last time on Total Drama Action…” Chris started. “The Gaffers are having issues with Leshawna’s previous actions to win a reward. Owen and Leshawna were kidnapped, and locked in a vault. The Grips and the Gaffers had to break them out and go rob a bank. The Grips got Owen out of the vault by tempting him with food. The Gaffers realized they don’t need Leshawna, so they left her in the vault. When the Gaffers got to the bank, Duncan got a little surprise: Courtney is back in the game! Owen ended up being a handicap in the challenge because he craved food. Courtney was put on the Killer Grips. The two teams then had to build and race go-karts as their getaway vehicles. The Gaffers won, and the Grips wanted to vote out Courtney, but her lawyer gave her invincibility. Owen, Beth, Lindsay, and Justin all voted for Courtney. Courtney voted for Owen. Owen then gave a farewell speech and walked down the Red Carpet of Shame. Who will lose this week? Who will let Leshawna out of the vault? All these questions will be answered on Total Drama Action!” Chris finished.

The camera then goes to the Gaffers and the Grips sitting at the tables in the cafeteria eating breakfast. Justin, Beth, and Lindsay are sitting across from Courtney. Duncan and Heather are sitting across from Harold.

“How could you vote out Owen?” Beth asked.

“He lost us the challenge.” Courtney replied.

“You were just as bossy!” Lindsay stated.

“No I wasn’t. I was being a good leader!” Courtney defended herself.

“I agree with Lindsay.” Justin stated his opinion.

“Really!?” Lindsay was amazed.

“Yes, really.” Justin said.

The camera then cuts to the Screaming Gaffers.

“Who’s going to let the rap star wannabe out of the vault?” Heather asked.

“Nobody, she got what she deserved.” Duncan replied.

“I’ll be back in a minute.” Harold said while running.

“He better not be letter Leshawna out of the vault. If he does, he is the next to go!” Heather demanded.

“I agree.” Duncan agreed.

Harold then comes back with Leshawna.

In the confessional Harold says “I couldn’t just let her stay in the vault. I had to get her out some time.”

“I can’t believe you just left me in there.” Leshawna said

“Oops. Did we forget you?” Heather laughed

“That’s it!” Leshawna tried to attack Heather, but she was interrupted by Chris.

“Grips and Gaffers, I have good news.” Chris said. “Welcome to the merge!” Everybody cheered. “Wait there’s more!” Chris said.

In the confessional Heather was saying “There must be something wrong with Chris. Good news, come on when has Chris ever had good news?” “Also, there will be no elimination today!” Chris said. Everybody cheered again. “You’re challenge is a sports themed challenge. You will each get be put in a pair, then you and your partner will compete against each other in a sport. If you beat your partner by meeting the qualifications to win, then you spend the day at a spa!” Chris finished.

“What’s the catch?” Leshawna asked. “You’ll find out!” Chris smiled evilly. “Okay. The pairs are: Courtney and Leshawna, Heather and Lindsay, Duncan and Harold, and Beth and Justin.” Chris stated.

“Yes! I got Justin!” Beth exclaimed.

“Lucky! I wanted Justin.” Lindsay said. “I am not being paired up with this dweeb!” Duncan complained.

“I’m not getting paired up with that criminal.” Harold said.

“Stop your complaining!” Chris yelled. “The first pair up is Duncan and Harold. You’re sport is baseball.”

Chris told them. Duncan is seen in the confessional saying “That dork is going down!”

“I’m okay with that, swinging at things with a baseball bat.” Duncan said.

“To win you have to hit score a run, but if you get out, it’s the other person’s turn. To get them out, you can catch the ball, get to the base with the ball before the other player, or you could throw the ball at them and hit them.” Chris said. “Harold, you’re going to bat first. And Duncan you’re going to be pitching.”

Duncan threw the ball, Harold hit the ball. As Harold was running to first base, Duncan ran to the ball, picked it up, and threw it at Harold’s Head. Harold fell down, and Duncan laughed at him.

“Why’d you throw it at my head? Gosh!” Harold asked.

“Oops, did I throw the ball at your head?” Duncan joked.

Duncan was now up to bat, Harold threw the ball. Duncan swung the bat, and hit the ball. The ball hit Harold in his groin. “Ouch!” Harold said while falling down. Duncan ran the bases and scored.

“Duncan wins!” Chris yelled. “Courtney and Leshawna you’re up. You’re sport is volleyball. The first person to five points wins!”

Courtney served first, Leshawna tried to hit the ball but she fell because the floor was slippery. The same thing happened over and over until Courtney won.

“How did you stay standing on that floor?” Leshawna asked.

“Only the court was slippery, I served behind the court.” Courtney explained.

“Beth and Justin, you’re sport is basketball. Here are your blindfolds!” Chris laughed.

“What!” Beth and Justin said.

“Just put them on!” Chris demanded. Beth and Justin put the blindfolds on. “First person to score wins!”

Beth got the ball first. She threw the ball hoping for it to go into the basket. It missed and hit Justin in the face.

“Ouch, my beautiful face!” Justin exclaimed.

“Did I hit you?” Beth asked.

“Yes.” Justin replied.

“I forfeit the challenge. Justin needs the spa treatment to heal his beautiful face!” Beth said.

Beth was then seen in the confessional saying “I can’t believe I hit Justin in the face! Well at least Justin can have that spa treatment to heal his beautiful face!”

“Heather and Lindsay you are playing soccer.” Chris said. “First person to score a goal wins. Here is the ball!” Chris said while getting a soccer ball that was two feet wide and three feet tall. “Go!”

Heather ran to the ball while Lindsay was guarding her goal.

“Lindsay look it’s a unicorn!” Heather tried to trick Lindsay.

“Heather, I know unicorns don’t exist.” Lindsay stated.

“Lindsay look it’s a mall!” Heather tried again.

“Where?” Lindsay asked.

Heather then kicked the ball and it went into the goal.

“I win!” Heather exclaimed.

That afternoon a bus came to take Duncan, Courtney, Justin, and Heather to the spa.

“Well that wraps up this week’s episode. Tune in next time for Total Drama Action!” Chris ended the episode. The camera then turned off.

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The screen is still for a few minutes, showing a still picture of the “city” used in Total Drama Action with the only sound being a few birds chirping. Suddenly, Chris pops up. “Sorry guys, no recap or theme song today. You see, we’ve been experiencing some difficulties with our producers, so we have to cut down the show time. Hope you can see enough of our challenge,” he chuckles. “We’re running out of time already. On with the show!”

The scene starts at the craft services tent. Leshawna enters, gasping as she flops down onto a chair. “Where…were…you?” she pants, evidently out of breath. The Grips ignore her and the Gaffers look away.

“Did you hear something?” Heather asks.

“Nah, must’ve just been my inner mind yelling for Leshawna to come,” Harold shrugs.

“Your ‘inner mind’ is disturbing us all, then.” Duncan rolls his eyes. “Everyone knows Leshawna isn’t gonna come back.”

Leshawna bolts up and breathes fury. “Don’t just stand there! Answer me!”

Heather turns her head. “Oh, hey Courtney!” she grins in mock cheerfulness. “What are you doing over here? I thought you were on the Grips.”

“Shut up!” yells Leshawna.

“Oh, fine, Leshawna,” Duncan says reluctantly. “Let me guess, you want us to apologize for ditching you in the bank vault three days ago.”

“Yes!” Leshawna shouts, flustered.

“Look, Heather and Harold tried letting you out to such a point that they completely forgot about me, so look. Don’t go blaming the juvie guy on your hunger, thirst, and sleeplessness.”

“Good.” Leshawna eyes the H-bombs, then turns away.

Chris enters the tent. “Welcome, castmates!” he grins. “Today, we have a twist.”

“Which is…” Justin mutters.

“Stop trying to get the last word! Anyway, today, everyone from Season 1 and all the eliminated contestants will be returning to watch the game!” Chris announces.

“Really?” asks Beth with wide eyes.

“Yes, really!” Chris holds up rag-dolls of everyone not in the game and throws them on the floor.

“Sick prankster.” Courtney puts her hands in her head.

“Anyway…today’s challenge is…SINGING!”

“Singing? What the heck does that have to do with movies?” Heather asks.

“Because musicals require singing, and musicals can be movies,” Chris answers smoothly. “You’ll be singing to save your lives—or just your time on the show—today. Meet me at the hill where you set your sets up.” Chris exits the craft services tent.

Duncan saunters over to the Grips’ table. “Courtney, I hate to ask, but how in the world did you make it onto the show?”

“Simple,” Courtney replies flatly. “I hired a couple of good lawyers, found out that Phil, an intern on the show, attempted to rob a bank once, and brought back everyone from Season 1 as witnesses. The result? We knocked the show out like a bowling ball.” She folds her arms. “Duncan? Duncan! Where are you?”

“Chillax, princess,” Duncan says calmly, with a wave of his hand. “I had to tell the team something.”

“What did you tell them?” Courtney asks, ready to pounce on Duncan if he says something bad.

“Eh, I was listening,” Duncan shoots back defensively. “I told them that we had to find a way to get them to have better singing. You’ve heard Leshawna and me sing, I don’t have hopes for Heather, and Harold’s gonna get kicked before he has a chance.”

“You don’t mean…”

“I mean you should try to coach them since you’re a good singer. In exchange, I’ll help your team win.”

“It’s stupid, but I’ll do it.”

And so everyone was on their way for the challenge.

“Like I said,” Chris paces around the set, explaining the challenge, “you’ll all be singing to save your lives. Because this ferocious monster,” Chris throws back a curtain and a massive monster pops out, the same one shown in Monster Cash, “loves music, and that’s about the only thing he loves. Because if you can make this dude happy, you’re one happy man. If you don’t make him happy, he’ll injure you.” A lawyer passes Chris a slip. “Uh…I mean, he’ll take you out of the challenge,” Chris corrects himself. “Now let’s start! First up to sing for the Grips is…Lindsay.”

Lindsay walks onto the stage. She does some fast thinking and what comes out of it is-- “I seriously hope this song is good because if it isn’t, I’m gonna die! Oooh, but then…well I guess not, but maybe I will fly!”

Justin and Courtney groan.

“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” the monster exclaims, and catapults Lindsay into her trailer.

“Next is Heather,” Chris rolls his eyes. “We’re running out of time. We have to get on with this show, people!”

Heather goes up, and sucks in a deep breath, but suddenly collapses to the floor, a belch emerging from her lips.

“She can’t be dead,” Beth thinks. “But something must’ve happened to her.”

“Relax, everybody,” Chris announces. Suddenly, Heather rolls down the hill and very nearly falls into the water, but Courtney reaches out and grabs her.

“She better be taken down to the infirmary.” Chris looks worried. “Anyway, up next for the Grips is Courtney.”

Courtney gets up onto the set and sings a tune. The monster looks puzzled but doesn’t say anything. “Pass, I guess,” Chris shrugs.

Leshawna steps up. She inhales, and does some garbled words that no one can really understand. At the end of her performance, she falls flat on her back. The monster shrugs, scoops Leshawna up (with effort) and tosses her in the Gaffers’ trailer.

“Fail. The Gaffers are sucking, badly!” Chris laughs. “Next up for the Grips, Beth.”

Beth does a song similar to what she sang for her audition tape of Total Drama Island. The monster taps his chin before he shrugs and lets Beth walk away.

Chris sighs. “That’s 2-0. Next is Harold.”

“Huh?” Duncan mutters quietly.

Harold goes up and does something all right. The monster is seen under pressure, thinking whether to knock Harold out or let him walk away. In the end, the monster grabs Harold’s shirt and chucks it away.

“Hey! Knock it off!” Harold yells up to the giant monster. Eventually he sulks away.

“That leaves our final two. Justin is up for the Grips!”

Justin does absurdly horrible. Almost as horrible as Lindsay! The monster nearly catapults him out, but instead puts him down through the hole Lindsay crashed through in his trailer.

“And our final contestant—“ Chris pauses. “Where’s Duncan? Oh well. That’s the end of the competition. Gaffers, see me tonight for the elimination ceremony.”

The scene switches to the ceremony. The normal “Gilded Chris” slideshow plays. Heather lays unconscious, Leshawna garbles random letters, Harold stands shirtless, and Duncan has his head in his hands. “Welcome, to our Gilded Chris Ceremony!” After repeating the perennial dramatic elimination thing, Chris finally says, “The first Gilded Chris goes to Harold.” Harold collects his.

“Next is Heather,” Chris mutters. “The final Gilded Chris goes to…

“…Duncan.”

“Zaneizcraklakin!” shouts Leshawna menacingly. “Yonosonvomeoff!”

“Hold your stinking horses, lady!” Chris backs up. “Here’s a Gilded Chris for you, too. See, we figured that someone must’ve sabotaged the game and poisoned Leshawna and Heather, so…we decided no one should be voted off.” Everyone groans.

Duncan says in the confessional, “Chris’s right. I had to poison the two girls and disappear when it was my act to make Harold seem like the best ever and so we could win. I guess it didn’t work, but I’m just glad no one voted me off.” The confessional turns to static.

Sorrel's Story
'''bring it down! (bring it on!)'''

Leshawna was let out before the show started. Heather and Duncan sat besides her glaring at her while Leshawna glared at both of them.

The campers were in the mess hall eating there digusting breakfast. The Grips were feeling down, well most of them. They had lost there important, friendly and the most ethutiastic player... Owen and the earned Courtney... the bossy one.

"I can't believe Owen had to go." Beth sighed.

"Ya..." Justin and Lindsay agreed.

Even the Gaffers were a bit down because Owen was friendly and ate everything.

"Good Morning Campers!" Chris said as he did a cartwheel in the mess hall. "You guys better turn the frown upside down and get ready for a chalenge and p.s. its a cheerleading one so get streatching." He left.

"Yes, a great challenge for me!" Courtney bursted. She held out her pom poms and started to do a basic cheer. The Gaffers began to leave but Duncan turned back and stared at Courtney.

"Come on Duncan we have to practice this cheer!", Heather said as she pulled Duncan away.

The campers were in a open space of dead grass. Chris stood in the middle and next to him was uniforms and pom poms. The Grips uniform was red and the Gaffers were green.

"Ok, so you guys must thing of a cheer and me an Chef (points to Chef) will judge on how good the cheer is so GOOD LUCK!"

The Gaffers exchanged looks... Heather glared at Leshawna and Leshawna shyly looked at Harold as Duncan looked at Courtney as she talked to her team (in a harsh voice). Heather then swung her glare at Duncan.

"Uh, quiet staring at her, shes a Grip not a Gaffer." Heather said. "Now how are we going to do this because I am sooooo not going to break my arms lifting you guys!"

"Well fine then" Harold said as he turned away.

"The Heather can be lifted!" Leshawna quickly said. She took the nearest seat and sat there feeling a bit rejected.

"We could do a 3 man piramid." Duncan replied hopefully "Heather on the top and me and Harold on the bottom"

"Hey, what about Leshawna" Harold pleaded.

"What about her? I thought you didn't like her because of that incident!" Duncan argued back.

"Ok you guys, this challenge is easy because we got me as a cheerleader." Courtney said.

"Really, Im in Gymanstics!" Lindsay said in a proud voice.

"Just dont do anything that will affect my appearnece" Justin said in a horrifed voice.

"We get to touch pom poms, too bad my boyfriend isn't here." Beth said in a happy then sad voice.

"Beth just face it, YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!" Justin said.

"Guys, shut up, and get to work!" snapped Courtney. "Now on the count of three, one two three go!"

"Okay campers! Time to show me your cheer!" Chris said.

The Gaffers went onto the stage and started cheering but a boring cheer. They did cartwheels and boring kidish stuff then they did the 3 man piramed. Leshawna sat down on a cheer waving a gaffers flag.

"I give that a 2" Chris said.

"Wait what!?!?" Heather said.

"Its a 2" Chris said again.

"Why!?!" HArold and Duncan said at the same time.

"Ok Grips! Its your time to shine your cheer."

Courtney stood in the middle with her pom poms down. Lindsay and Beth behind her and Justin in the back.

"Ok Guys, five, six, sev-uhn, eight"

They started then they did much better things rather than the gaffers kidish cheer. Courtney accidently slapped Justin in the face

."Oh no, My beautiful face!!!!" he shrieked.

"Forget it Justin, we are supposed to win!" hissed Courtney

Lindsay then ran into Justin breaking one of his nails/

"Ooops, sorry" Lindsay quickly apologized

" My nails!!!! I cant take this anymore!!!!", yelled Justin.

"OK, stop the cheer... I dont want you guys getting hurt and its pretty obvious who one... the Killer Grips!" Chris anounced\

"Yes we won!!!" Lindsay and Beth said.

It was Elmination time. The Gaffers looked at each other, glaring, and putting in their votes.

"Ok, Duncan and Harold gets the beautiful guilded Chris" Chris said. Heather and Leshawna stared at each other.

"And then Heather gets one too. Bye, bye, Leshawna."

THE END

NIzzy's Story
Adventure, treasure and Chris’s hair gel

“Last time on TDA we saw Courtney return to the Completion, Owen walked the red carpet of shame and was the first in TDI and TDA history to make an awesome speech! Stay tuned to see who will win, who will lose and who has stolen my hair gel, find out on Total Drama Action!” Chris yelled. Back at the trailers Duncan was putting Chris’s hair gel in Harold’s underwear.

“Ha-ha now this will be funny” He quietly whispered making sure not to wake the others. Just as Duncan was finished setting up his prank Harold got out of bed, tripped up and landed with a thump.

“Ouch! I think I broke my-.”Just as Harold was about to finish Duncan was gone. In the mess hall everybody was meant to be eating breakfast instead they were questionably looking at the red slop that was meant to be breakfast.

“So Chris what’s the challenge you’re not going to make us do anything insane coz my lawyers-.”Heather was interrupted with a yell from the trailer Harold had just fallen into Duncan’s trap plan.

“Yuck! My pants” Harold screamed as the others laughed at Duncan’s prank.

“Okay let’s stop laughing at the dorky guy.”Chris said.

“What’s the challenge?!” Courtney snapped she seemed to be in a bad mood.

“Adventure movies the teams will have to go on a journey to find the treasure! Dun dun duh! They will have to find their way through the caves and find the treasure.” Chris said.

“What treasure!? Don’t we get maps or something?” Heather asked.

“Yes but maps don’t get you past booby traps...” Chris said with a smile. Harold came in and started to giggle.

“You said booby! Harold said trying not to laugh.

“Dork...”Duncan whispered under his breath.


 * At the caves*

“Okay here are the caves, the team that makes it through without getting trapped or worst wins the treasure and doesn’t get their butts sent home. Courtney will be captain of the Grips and Duncan will be captain of the Gaffers. Oh and you must have all your team when you get to the end.”Chris explained. A gasp came from Duncan he seemed to be having trouble breathing.

“Aww don’t worry Courtney won’t beat you up if we win...” Harold teased. Duncan got up, shoved Harold into Heather and walked away.
 * In the caves*

“(conf) I’m kinda scared about Cara being captain...”Lindsay said in a ditzy high pitched voice not noticing she got the name wrong.

“Ungh it’s too dark in here! I can’t read the map!” Courtney Screamed.


 * Caves (Gaffers)*

“This is so stupid!” Heather snapped

“Well at least were-.” Duncan was interrupted by a scream from LeShawna she had fallen into a ditch.

“Hey ya’ll its wet down here!”She screamed.

“Oh crap! LeShawna! We can’t win without all of the team at the end!” Heather explained.


 * Caves (Grips)*

Beth and Lindsay were admiring Justin’s good looks.

“Oh Jake you’re so hot!” Lindsay said.

“His name is Justin! argued Beth.

“Oh ladies don’t worry remember if we lose we vote little Ms. Anoyying and bossy, k?” Justin smoothly said while pointing at Courtney. “I heard that!” shouted Courtney.

“Oh sorry Katie...” said Lindsay.

“My name is Courtney!” she screamed.

“Hey guys I found the way out!” Beth shouted with happiness.

“Let’s go then Cara!” said Lindsay. Courtney was scowling at Lindsay for getting her name wrong again.

“Yes we won!” Courtney cheered.

“Okay now we’ve got to find the Gaffers and-.” Chris said not realizing that the Grips had run away.

“Oh Chef!” Chris called with a smile.


 * Award ceremony*

“Depressing... you guys were awesome out there!” Chris said trying not to laugh.

“...Whatever.” said Duncan.

“Okay losers time to vote!”Chris happily said.

“Hurry up!” Heather snapped.

“Gee fine... going home tonight is ...LeShawna!

“Sorry ya’ll!” said LeShawna in a depressing way.

“Take her away Chef” said Chris as Chef forced LeShawna into the lame-o-sine.

“What was the treasure anyway?” Duncan asked.

“Dude no treasure, we just do that to make it sound like real adventure movie.” said Chris while laughing.

“Aw man.” Harold sadly said.

“Geek, we should have voted Mr. Mad Skills off!” argued Duncan.

THE END

Chimchar2356025's Story
Juvie and the Beast

"WAKE UP, YOU SCRAWNY MAGGOTS!”

The cast mates groan and look at the clock. “4:30 a.m.?” Lindsay mutters. “Why can’t Kevin and Coach Harper let us sleep in for once?” As the unlucky contestants jaunt groggily to the set, a screech makes all of teens clutch their temples.

“Courtney!” Duncan exclaims. A huge dragon had picked up Duncan’s girlfriend and was carrying her to a large tower. Courtney lets out another ear-shattering scream. While Harold went to the confessional, the rest of the cast mates chase after the dragon.

"Of course I’m not going to rescue Courtney!" Harold says in the confessional. "She hit me with a lamppost! I am SO getting my revenge.”

“Are you serious? Put me down!” Courtney protests. The dragon proceeds to place Courtney in a huge tower. “Oh, great. That’ll help!”

“Courtney!” She spins around to see the Gaffers, minus Harold, sprinting towards the tower, with the Grips in hot pursuit. Duncan immediately begins searching for a way up. When the Grips arrive, Justin refuses to search, claiming it would chip his beautiful nails. “Hey guys, look!” Beth exclaims. She had found a staircase, albeit a long one, to the top of the tower. The Grips run up as fast as they can. Meanwhile, Duncan mutters. “If I were Chris, where would I put an entrance?” He slaps his forehead as he sees an elevator built into the side of the tower. “Almost there!” Lindsay pants. The Grips’ speed has been reduced to a stagger. As they reach the top, they see Chris with Courtney and Duncan.

“But how?” Beth asks. Chris points to the elevator.

“The first challenge was to rescue 'The Princess', aka Courtney, from the tower. The Gaffers win!”

Courtney and Harold are standing in a remote location. “What is it now, Harold?” Courtney annoyingly questions. “Well, you know how Duncan and Gwen are ‘Just friends’”? Harold says. “Yeah, what about it?” “I saw them kissing.” “WHAT!?” “Perfect.” Harold thinks. It was all according to plan. Get Courtney to break up with Duncan, and then Duncan would be easy to get out of the competition. “Ooh, Duncan is SO DEAD!” Courtney storms off.

“All right.” Chris exclaims. “As you know by now, the genre is Fairy Tales! The Gaffer’s princess is Leshawna; the Grips’ princess is Beth. The next challenge is to run this obstacle course behind me, reach the princess while avoiding the Ugly Stepsister.” Chef is then shown in a long flowing dress, scowling. “Alright. Justin will run the course for the Grips, Heather will run for the Gaffers. GO!” Heather and Justin wade through the pond of frogs. They are neck and neck until the Ugly Stepsister chases after Justin. Desperate not to become ugly, Justin runs even faster, bolting past the horrendous beast, and whooshing by the pumpkin coach of doom. Justin leaps into the arms of Beth. She blushes as Justin quickly removes himself from her grasp. “The Grips win the second challenge!” Chris announces. While the Grips are cheering, Courtney pulls Duncan away by the mohawk.

“Duncan, how could you?!” Courtney shouts. Leshawna hears the scream, and decides to listen in. “Harold told me you kissed Gwen!”

“What!? One, why would I KISS Gwen? And two, why would YOU believe HAROLD?” Duncan exclaimed.

“Well it doesn’t matter." Courtney protests. "It’s over.” Duncan tears up, and goes to the confessional.

"I never *sniff* wanted her to let me go." Duncan sobs in the confessional, completly out of character. "She's been my whole world, my whole life. I don't know if I can go on without her." He falls to the ground, and a hysterical crying noise is heard.

“All right,” Chris says. “The tiebreaker challenge is to battle the dragon, rush to the bedroom of the tower, and kiss your team’s princess. Since Justin is the Grip’s only male, he’ll have to do it for them. Gaffers, you can decide.”

“Ew, no way!” Heather exclaims. “And where’s Duncan?” The camera switches to the make-up trailer, which still has the sound of weeping from inside of it. The camera goes back to the Gaffers. “I guess Harold will have to do it.” Heather decides. Harold and Justin walk up to their respective dragons.

“Piece of cake.” Harold says. He pulls out his Nun-Yos. The dragon snaps them in half with a bored expression on its face. Harold then proceeds to wet his pants and cry “Mommy!!!” as he runs away in fear. Justin rips off his shirt. The dragon stares, wide-eyed, and its paint melts off. Justin runs past the dragon and marches up the stairs. Meanwhile, Harold is now hiding behind his dragon. “It’ll never find me here!” he whispers. The robot looks back, and proceeds to breathe fire in Harold’s general direction. Harold wets himself yet again, and faints. By that time, Justin has reached the bedroom, where Beth lay. He hesitated, trying to hold back puke. Then, he kisses Beth on the lips. Justin’s face turned green, and he pukes out the window, the vomit landing directly on Harold’s head. “The Grips win!” Chris exclaims. “Gaffers, I’ll see you at the awards ceremony.”

Leshawna confronts Harold at the trailers. “Why did you lie to Courtney about Gwen and Duncan?” “Duncan was bugging me!” Harold replied.

“I thought about coming back to you before hearing that. Now I realize you’re a *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*! It’s officially over between us, Harold.” Leshawna storms away, as Courtney gasps from behind a tree. She had heard the whole thing. She decides to go see Duncan.

“Duncan?” Courtney opens the door to the confessional as a small stream of water rushes out. “I want to make up.” Duncan immediately sits up. “You want to go out again?”

“Yes. I heard Leshawna confronting Harold about lying to me. She swore at him and broke up. You know, deep down, I knew I couldn't trust that little twerp. I just felt so bad about wrongingly accusing you, so I came. I've never felt this way before.” Duncan is so happy, he passionately makes out with Courtney. Courtney turns to leave, and says, ‘Oh, and your team lost. I think I just might know who you’re gonna vote out.” She smiles and shuts the door.

"All right, Gaffers! All the votes have been cast!” Chris exclaims at the awards ceremony. “And the Gilded Chris’s go to…Heather and Duncan!” Duncan smirks as he catches his award/dessert. “And the final Gilded Chris goes to…Leshawna!”

“WHAT!? You’ll regret this, I’m the one with the mad skills! You’ll PAAAAAY!” Harold screams as he is dragged to the Lame-o-sine.

“Okay, that wraps up this episode of TDA." Chris announces. " Join us next time to see how the Gaffers hold up without Harold’s ‘mad skills’, on TOTAL. DRAMA. ACTION!!!"

Turnertang's Story
Heroes Vs. Villains

“How could you vote out Owen?” yelled Beth as she ate her breakfast.

“He’s no use since he got a broken jaw!” Courtney yelled back.

“Will you two shut up! You’re annoying me!” Heather yelled as she threw her breakfast at them.

“How dare you do that! I am C.I.T!” Courtney yelled as she threw her breakfast at Heather.

“This isn’t a camp anymore and no one cares!” Heather yelled back as she dodged Courtney’s breakfast.

“Calm down, princess.” Duncan said as she grabbed Courtney.

“You two, Heather.” Leshawna said as she grabbed Heather.

“Hello, campers. Are you ready for another challenge.” Chris asked as he walked into the Mess Hall.

“No.” Justin commented.

“Ignoring. Anyways today’s challenge is a super hero movie theme.

“I’ve always wanted to be a super hero. I totally have the body for it.” Lindsay chirped stupidly as she jumped up and down.

“No Lindsay. You’re thinking of a super model. A super hero is someone who has powers and helps people out all day and night.” Beth said as she pretended to be a super hero.

“I’ve got awesome skills like Batman!” Harold announced as he did some ninjas poses but Duncan pushed him over “Gosh!”

“Stop hurting poor Harold.” Leshawna said as she helped Harold up.

“He can do what he wants!” Courtney yelled as she pushed Harold over again.

“Gosh!” Harold screamed.

“Anyways, today’s challenge is the Killer Grips are the heroes and the Screaming Gaffers are the villains. The heroes are trying to catch the villains and put them in jail but the villains are trying to escape them. The heroes get jetpacks to fly and the villains get nothing. Villains get ten seconds and go!” Chris announced as he shot a gun.

“That wasn’t ten seconds!” Duncan yelled

“Who cares?” Chris replied as everyone started running around the area.

“Lindsay and Beth will you two go search the area for villains and report back to me.” Justin said as Lindsay and Beth flew away on their jetpacks.

“It’s so easy to use those two girls and it’s all thanks to my good looks.” Justin confessed.

“I spy with my little eye to girls on jetpacks.” Duncan commented.

“Well, what are you going to do about it?” Heather asked as she hid behind a bush.

“Just watch.” Duncan said as he pulled out a slingshot and two big rocks and hit Lindsay and Beth’s jetpack and broke them.

“We’re going down!” Beth yelled as she covered her eyes.

“This is going to mess up my body!” Lindsay yelled as she covered her eyes as they crashed into the jail and into a cell.

“Nice shot.” Heather commented.

“Get away from my guy!” Courtney yelled as she grabbed Heather and carried her off into the jail.

“Courtney’s tough and hot. What more could a guy want.” Duncan confessed.

“If you’re dropping me in jail, I’m taking you with me.” Heather announced as she pulled off Courtney’s jetpack and they both crashed into a jail cell.

“Hey Leshawna, do you want to walk into jail for me?” Justin asked as he took off his shirt.

“Sure thing.” Leshawna replied as she walked into the jail.

“Don’t do it Leshawna!” Harold yelled as he charged at Leshawna but missed and ran into a jail cell.

“Hello, Justin.” Duncan said.

“Just you and me left.” Justin commented.

“Lets finish this.” Duncan said as he raised a fist.

“Not the face!” Justin screamed as he covered his face.

“Walk into the jail now.” Duncan demanded as Justin ran into the jail screaming like a little girl.

“It looks like the Screaming Gaffers win the reward, a five star dinner in a fancy restaurant.

“Sweet!” the whole team cheered.

“Will Lindsay and Beth recover from the crash? Will Courtney ever not be annoying? Find out next time on Total Drama Action!” Chris announced as the camera shut off.

Oweguy's Story
Speed Go Cart Racer

The remaining contestants (minus Leshawna) we’re all having breakfast in the Craft Service tent. “I don’t get why Courtney would vote off Owen.” said Justin to Beth and Lindsay. “Owen did not do anything wrong.” repl. “Owen did not do anything wrong.” replying Beth a bit upset. “He had a broken jaw and couldn’t do anything!” exclaimed Courtney. “It’s because he was weak from hunger. Besides, he got it unwired when you came back.” telling Beth to Courtney. “Ladies, lets stop arguing and eat breakfast.” said Justin. “Where’s Lefonda?” asked Lindsay to the gaffers. “We don’t know but who needs her.” replied Duncan. “She fake cried so she could win that darn reward!” shouted Heather. “People. Why do we keep fighting?” asked Harold. “We just got problems.” replied Justin. “You just got to forget your problems contestants because your challenge will start soon.” said Chris. “What’s the challenge?” asked Harold. “You remember that getaway race last challenge right?” asked Chris. “Yes.” replied Duncan. “This challenge will be like those movies with racing in it.” said Chris. “You mean like Cars and Speed Racer?” asked Harold. “Yes. Just like that.” replied Chris. “This will be a snap. I can make a perfect car for our team.” said Heather. “Yes but you won’t make a racer like that.” said Chris with a funny look on his face. “What?!” said Heather surprised. “You’ll be making go carts.” said Chris “Yes!” cheered Harold. Everyone including Chris stare at him. “What?” asked Harold. “By the way gaffers. Where’s Leshawna?” asked Chris. “I think she left with Owen.” said Duncan. “Wait a minute.” said Chris remembering something. It cuts to the safe from last challenge. “Hello? Chris? Gaffers? Help!” shouting Leshawna still in the safe. “Chef! Go get her out while I get the challenge started!” Chris shouts as he starts going nuts. Justin and Duncan just sigh. The Killer Grips and Screaming Gaffers are at the top of the giant cliff replica. “Okay contestants. Your first part of the challenge is to build a perfect go cart.” said Chris to the contestants. “What if it’s not perfect?” asked Beth. “Don’t worry. You won’t be judged.” replied Chris. “Okay team. Let’s get to work.” said Courtney to the grips. “Do you think Courtney is telling us what to do?” asked Justin to Lindsay and Beth. They just look confused and scared. Over at the gaffers team they work on their go cart with Leshawna now back. “Leshawna. It’s an elimination challenge so if we lose we’re going to vote you off.” said Heather angry at Leshawna. It cuts to a confessional shot. “I’m extremely tired about this whole conflict thing about me winning that reward. They didn’t get me out of the safe last challenge. I’d figure I’d throw the challenge to get me voted off.” said Leshawna in the confessional. Back at the grips’ area they’ve got a good go cart being made. “My boyfriend would normally help kid with their go carts when they had a race.” said Beth. “I’m still not buying it Beth.” said Justin busy with something. “We’re almost done. Finish up.” telling Courtney to the Grips. “Stop pushing us about It.” said Justin very sweaty. Back at the gaffers team, it’s shown that they have finished. “We did it!” said Harold excited. “Okay. The Gaffers win the first part of the challenge.” said Chris. The Gaffers cheer. “That means that the Grips need to finish their cart so we can get to the second challenge. “We can’t lose again!” shouted Beth. “If we work hard next challenge we could win.” said Courtney. “We should try hard.” said Justin. “Who will win the race? Will the Grips lose yet again? Stay tuned to find out.” saying Chris. The Grips and Gaffers are getting their go carts ready. “Welcome back to Total Drama Action. The two teams are ready to race each others go carts.” The teams get in their carts. “On your marks. Get set. And go!” shouts Chris as he pulls a lever making them roll down the hill very fast. “This is going very fast!” shouts Harold as the wind blows his face funny. “No! My hair will not be smooth!” shouts Justin as it’s going very fast. The Gaffers cart is going very fast that Duncan couldn’t steer well. “I can’t steer! It’s going to fast!” shouted Duncan. “Give it to me!” shouted Leshawna. The Gaffers cart then hit a rock and it flies off the track and crashes. “Ooh. Looks like the Gaffers are disqualified so that means the Grips win.” said Chris. The Grips cheer. “We won!” Beth says as she hugs Justin. He just looks creped out. “Okay. Screaming Gaffers. I’ll see you at the Awards ceremony.” said Chris to the gaffers. They all just look mad at each other. After the Gilded Chris ceremony introduction, Chris gets to the stand while the gaffers vote. “And all the votes are in.” said Chris. Chef gives him the votes in his pink dress looking upset. “Remember. If you don’t get a Gilded Chris, you’re out.” said Chris to the gaffers. They all look at each other. “Gilded Chris’ go to Harold and Duncan.” saying Chris as he hands the Gilded Chris’ to Duncan and Harold. “And the final Gilded Chris goes to…” he pauses. Heather and Leshawna look at each other. “Heather.” Chris says. “Sorry Leshawna. You lost.” said Heather annoying Leshawna. Cuts to confessional shot. “This has been my second favorite day here this season. Gwen’s elimination, and now Leshawna.” said Heather in the confessional. It cuts to Leshawna. “Yeah I just voted myself off because I was tired of this whole conflict with my team. Sorry for leaving you Harold.” Leshawna says in her confessional shot. Leshawna rides off in the lamo-sean with Harold waving goodbye. “What will happen with our contestants next episode? Will Harold survive without Leshawna? Will Justin’s hair get better? Find out next time on Total Drama Action!” Chris says as the episode closes.

Tdifan's Story
The Red Badge of Failure

"Chris is at one of those frilly award shows, so I'm stuck here hosting today," said Chef. "So, Last time on Total Drama Action, Courtney came back, Grips lost, and Fat Boy left. NOW SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN AND ENJOY THE SHOW!"

The remaining contestants(except LeShawna) were eating.

"Do you ever feel like something is missing, but you forgot what it is?" Lindsay asked Duncan.

"Yeah, but then I usually ignore it....." Duncan replied.

"I'm so glad that I'm in the final.....uhhh.....final....." Lindsay counted everyone around her. "final one, two, three, four, five six, seven! Final Seven!" She exclaimed.

"Glad to know you can count all the way up to seven...." Courtney sarcastically muttered under her breath.

"Seven....I thought there were eight of us....." Justin said.

"LESHAWNA!!!" The Gaffers yelled.

"FINALLY!! How long has it been?!?" LeShawna asked angrily when the Gaffers opened the safe.

"Uhhhh.....about a day....." Duncan replied.

LeShawna growled, and the Gaffers then returned to the tent.

"GOOD MORNING, SOLDIERS!!!!" Chef yelled through a megaphone.

"Huh?" Lindsay asked.

"This week's challenge is a military-movie! Oh yeah, Ya'll merge this week, so no more teams," Chef said.

"Finally! The day comes! I don't have to be on a team with dorkbag, weird girl, and the criminal," Heather said in the confessional.

"Today, I will be your drill instructor, so you have to listen to EVERY COMMAND I GIVE YOU! UNDERSTAND???" Chef said.

"This'll be fun...." Duncan sarcastically murmered to Courtney.

"DO YOU HAVE SOMETHIN' TO SAY TO ME, MAGGOT?!" Chef asked Duncan.

"Sir, No, Sir!" Duncan replied.

"Heh heh heh, That's what I thought...." Chef said.

"So, is this gonna be some boot camp challenge or something?" Harold asked.

"Yes. And the last one standing gets invincibility, losers vote someone off, you get it. Now get to the sutdio at 900 hours," Chef said.

The Campers then continued to eat.

"THAT MEANS NOW!!!!! GO, GO, GO!!!!" Chef yelled as the campers ran to the studio.

(More coming soon!)

COKEMAN11's Story
"Back To The Future...of Total Drama Action!"

Justin and Beth were in the Mess Hall. "You know, Beth, I would love some Faken right now." Justin said. Then he accidentally spilled orange juice all over his shirt. "Oh, now I have to go get a new shirt!" Justin fake whined.

"I'll get the Faken for you!" Beth said nervously. Justin took off something on his shirt that would just peel off when needed. When Beth came back, Justin smiled maliciously.

(confessional) Justin: As long as I use these Stain peel-offs, I can get food without getting up. *takes out Faken* Thanks, Beth!

(confessional) Beth: I admit it, Brady is just a story to get closer to Justin. But I think I scored a few points with him!

Suddenly, all of the cloth walls of the mess hall were revealed as Green Screens, and they became purple designs.

"EEEEK!" Courtney screamed as she walked in. "WHO PUT A RAT UNDER MY PILLOW?"

"You mess with the Owen, you get the Rat." Lindsay shot back.

"Isn't it when you mess with the bull, you get the horns?" Heather asked.

"That too!" Lindsay said.

(confessional) Lindsay: I miss Omar...Owen! I said Owen!

Then all of the lights in the tent went dark. Soon, an ultra-black light shined and Chris was there. "Welcome, Grips and Gaffers, to our Time Travel challenge!" Chris pressed a button and the lights came on. "Today, you'll be competing in 3 challenges: A past, present, and a future challenge! Once at the end of the future challenge, your team wins a movie night, right here, Craft-services tent. Meet me in studio 14 in 5!

"Grips. Gaffers. It's time to compete! You'll be competing in the past, escaping from indian capture! Once outside, it's to the Present, where Chef'll hunt ya down! Once you trap Chef with a homemade trap, the Future is a cyber-themed Race to the flag, where the losing team gets wind of a Gilded Chris ceremony!" Chris opened the door to studio 14.

"Well," Duncan said, "Let's go!"

"We've got a challenge to win!" Leshawna ran in.

Heather ran after Leshawna. "Don't you mean Weave?"

"Shut the heck up, girl!" Leshawna retorted.

"...C'mon, you lazy duds!" Courtney commanded. "Let's go! Go! GO!"

"You're not a very good leader, Corny." Lindsay stated.

"It's Courtney. And 'Corny' is no worse than the *censored*-ness of Admiral *censored*-sy!" Courtney said out of anger.

"Whatever. Let's just go, people go!" Justin said.

"Let's follow Justin!" Beth recommended.

"NO! WE ARE FOLLOWING ADMIRAL LINDSAY, HER HOTNESS!" Lindsay commanded. "NOW COME ON!"

"So...where are the indians?" Duncan asked.

"Right here, Gaffers!" Chris smiled. A bunch of the interns were dressed in costumes.

"Oh, please. Those are just interns in indian costumes." Heather revealed.

"Do you think that the budget allows getting real indians? No. No you didn't." Chris grabbed onto a rope and went out.

"Let's just do this so Shawnie can have her movie!" Leshawna said.

"AIII! DO TO GAI ARRA!" One of the indians blurted.

"AHHHH!" Another responded. Together they attacked Heather.

"HA!" Harold slashed at the interns with a stick.

"Ow, dude, that hurt-I mean, ARRA!" The intern blew his cover.

"C'mon, let's go! Leshawna commanded.

"Admiral, where should we go?" Courtney said sarcastically.

"West. West is best." Lindsay declared. Courtney did a facepalm.

(confessional) Courtney: ...Bleh!

As they headed west, they saw the Gaffers go to the present.

"Yay! The present!" Harold exclaimed. Heather pushed him down.

"If 'Shawnie' wants her movie night, we had better get going." Duncan said.

"Agreed." Heather agreed.

"So...an escape from hunter Chef..." Courtney pondered.

"WEST!" Lindsay interrupted.

"No, we follow Justin." Beth stated.

"No, we follow me!" Lindsay exclaimed.

"You all know that you should be following me. But you're too immature to know who to follow." Courtney said.

"Then why don't you just go off on your own, Corny?" Lindsay said.

"Fine. Maybe I will." Courtney walked away.

"Hmph! Who needs those LOSERS anyway?" Courtney said to herself.

"So, where's Chef? I ain't got all day." Leshawna dared Chef to come out.

"Uh...Leshawna..." Harold shivered.

"Not now, hon!" Leshawna rejected.

"But-" Harold tried to retort.

"Not. NOW." Leshawna turned around, but saw Chef.

"Told ya. NOW START RUNNING!" Harold demanded.

"Hmm...maybe..." Courtney ran after the Gaffers.

"Why is Corny-" Lindsay was interrupted.

"Courtney." Justin corrected.

"-running after the Gaffers?"

"Maybe she switched teams." Beth suggested.

"Nah, Chris would never let her do that." Justin said. "Now follow them!"

(Studio cam room) Chris: Maybe I would...or maybe I wouldn't. Just kidding.

When both teams had made it to the future, Courtney caught up to the Gaffers. "Gaffers!" She was panting.

"What do you want, Courtney?" Harold asked.

"To join your team. Mine's full of COMPLETE DUDS!" Courtney insulted the Grips.

"Maybe...I mean, we do need more players." Duncan suggested.

"For now. We'll see what Chris says." Heather accepted.

"Oh, thank you, THANK you!" Courtney was happy.

"Look! There's the finish line!" Beth exclaimed. The Grips crossed.

"We won!" Lindsay yelled.

"No, not yet. You're missing one player!" Chris told them.

"Courtney left us. Now give us the prize!" Justin demanded.

"If Courtney crosses that line before all of the Gaffers do, you win. Them's the rules." Chris stated.

Suddenly, the Gaffers ran up with Courtney leading. "No! We lost!" Courtney said. Suddenly, a vine dropped into Courtney's hands. She was forced to swing.

"AAAAAAAAH!" A voice yelled. Then a familiar face dropped into the Gaffer's hands.

"IZZY?" Harold asked.

"No...Grips...supposed...win..." Izzy was about to faint. Courtney crossed the line on the vine.

"The Grips win it!" Chris congratulated.

"What do we do with crazy red-head girl and bossy C.I.T?" Leshawna asked.

"Well...Courtney stays with the Grips." Chris confirmed.

"And the Psycho hose Beast?" Heather asked.

"Oh! The Grips voted off Explosivo! Who they DIDN'T vote off was Esquire!" Izzy confirmed.

"Not another scenario...anyway...uh...Izzy's on the Gaffers!" Chris said.

"What? But nooooo!" Izzy whined.

"But yes!" Chris smiled.

At the Gilded Chris ceremony, Izzy was in a bad mood. "Casting time!" Chris said. Everyone voted.

"And the Gilded Chrises go to...Harold and Heather. Not to mention Duncan, and last but not least Leshawna!" Chris confirmed.

"Oh, well. I'LL BE BACK! I WILL! I WILLL!" Izzy exclaimed. She swung away on a vine.

Usitgz's Story
A Mystery to Remember

As the Grips returned from the Guilded Chris ceremony, Justin, Beth, and Lindsay were depressed when they remembered that Owen wasn't here any more. When they returned to camp they noticed Duncan and Harold looked mortified instead of happy.

"What happened guys?" asked Beth.

"It's Heather, she's lying face down in the girl's trailer, and isn't moving!" explained Duncan. They all marched into the girl's trailer where they saw Heather in the same posistion Duncan said she was in. Courtney thought she was bluffing and flipped her over, and saw that Heather was covered in blood.

"Okay, thats creepy, I elect that we all sleep together tonight, in the boy's trailer," said Courtney.

"Ai!" everyone else imidiatly said.The next morning when everyone was awake they noticed that Justin was missing. They opened the door and saw a police car with its siren blaring.

"Crap, its the cops!" screamed Duncan as he ran back into the trailer. The castmates noticed that the girl's trailer was marked off with a police line. The police car 's door opened and Chris dressed up as a police officer with LeShawna hand-cuffed behind him.

"What happened to Justin, and Heather?" asked Courtney, "I demand an explenation, now!"

"All in the name of today's challenge," explained Chris, "Guess what today's genre is, murder mystery movies, or as I call them MMMs!"

"Chris, I was in that bank vault for a whole day, what took you so long to get me out?" LeShawna demanded.

"Umm... Uh... Umm... I Umm... forgot?" Chris meekly said.

"Yeah right whatev," said Leshawna.

"Moving on, this is how this challenge will go down, the Grips your challenge is to make like a detective, and find Justin, and for your challenge, Gaffers you have to make like lawyers and defend Leshawna in the case of Heathers murder, got it, good," explained Chris.

"I can't believe Chris faked Heathers death to do a challenge, I wonder how he did that?" pondered Courtney in the confessional.

"Harold, you're the only Gaffer in sight so you are LeShawna's lawyer!" exclaimed Chris.

"Time to unleash my wicked lawyer skills," said Harold.

"Okay, and Lindsay you have been elected lead detective," Chris said.

"What's a detective?" asked Lindsay.

"Perfect," laughed Chris.

"Why did you chose Lindsay, and not me!" yelled Courtney.

"No comment," answered Chris. The Grips walked off to find Justin.

"Harold, Leshawena follow me your coming to Total Drama... Court!" Chris told them. Chris opens the door to Total Drama Court, which is another old studio, Harold and LeShawna notice that Justin and Chef were sitting in the court too. Chris walked to the place where the judge stands and put on his judge wig. He pointed out the 14 losers sitting on the jury gallery.

"The plaintiff Justin is filing first degree murder on the defendent LeShawna," annouced Chris. Meanwhile back to the Grips... Courtney was blabling on about how she was a C. I. T. and why she should be lead detective. A short montage of the Grips searching up and down everywhere.

"This is taking forever, we need to hurry up and find Justin!" exclaimed Lindsay.

"Its only been 30 minutes!" screamed Courtney. An evil smirk crossed her face, "I think I know where he is!"

At the court room the Grips busted in and saw that Justin was in there so they won the challenge. Chris annouced it was a reward challenge and the reward was a bottle of colonge, while the Gaffer won Heather as a consolation prize.

The End

Tdi's Story
'''Fight Night...... Or Day'''

Chris appears on screen at the trailers and says," Last time on Total Drama Action, two teams, three goals, lots of money! The castmates had to get Owen and Leshawna out of the bank vaults, which the Grips got Owen out, but the Gaffers ditched Leshawna to move on with the challenge. The next part of the challenge was to steal money from a bankteller. Duncan got to the teller, but it was Courtney! After that part, Courtney was put on the Grips. The final part involved building getaway cars. The Gaffers won the challenge, and at the ceremony, I told the Grips not to vote out Courtney, but they did! Courtney's vote only counted, and Owen was eliminated. What will happen next on.....Total Drama Action!"

Everyone is eating at the food tent.

"There is a lot more food now!" Duncan says.

"Well of course, because Owen is gone," Justin replies.

"I miss Omar," Lindsay cries.

"It's Owen, and I thought you miss Tyler," Beth replies.

Lindsay says confused," Who's Tyler?"

Harold asks his teammates," Ever thought that somethings missing?"

"Like what?" Duncan and Heather questioned him.

Back at the vaults.

"I can't believe they have left me here for a day!"

"Harold! Looks like one person from your team has left! Here's a hint! Her name starts with an L!" Courtney yells.

"LESHAWNA!" Harold, Heather, and Duncan yell at the same time. Harold faints as Duncan and Heather go to unlock Leshawna.

"How could you guys? And where's Harold?" Leshawna asked.

"Sorry, we forgot," Duncan said.

"It's bad enough they will try to get me out next time we lose, but they left me in the vault to die! Harold couldn't have even come for me!" Leshawna said in the confessional.

Back at the tent.

"Welcome to the final eight! After this challenge, there will be a merge!" Chris told everyone. Everyone cheered. "But, one of you will be going home tonight!"

“Oh great,” Courtney said in the confessional,” If my team loses, I am going to be voted out!”

Later.

“Today will be based off of fighting movies. I will pair everyone up into two. The team that has the most knock outs win!” Chris told everyone.

“Excuse me, but there are more guys than girls!” Courtney told Chris, angrily.

“Hmmmm, I guess a guy has to face a girl.” Chris said.

“That’s not fair!” Duncan replied.

“Yeah!” Justin agreed.

“Okay! First round is Beth and Leshawna!” Chris yelled.

Leshawna throws a punch, but misses. Beth trips Leshawna and knocks her out.

“Beth wins round one!” Chris tells everyone.

“Yay!” Lindsay cheers.

“Next round is,” Chris says,” Courtney and Heather.”

Heather quickly takes down Courtney.

“Heather won that round!” Chris yells.

“That was way too easy,” Heather says in the confessional.

“Round three is Justin and Duncan,” Chris says.

“Don’t punch the face!” Justin says as he falls down.

“Wow…… Duncan won that round!” Chris yells.

“That was a piece of cake,” Duncan says.

“Okay, this round will have Lindsay and Harold. If Harold wins, his team will be victorious, if Lindsay wins, we will have another round,” Chris tells everyone.

Harold charges for Lindsay, but she notices a penny on the ground and bends to grab it. Harold trips over her and gets knocked out.

“Okay, Lindsay won that round!” Chris told everyone,” For the final round, you will have to train like a fighter!”

“What does that mean?” Lindsay asks.

“It means we have to work out, Lindsay,” Heather replies.

“That’s right! The last person standing wins for the team!” Chris tells them.

Lindsay and Harold drop out immediately, followed by Beth and Heather. After fifteen minutes, Leshawna drops out. An hour later, Justin drops out.

“It’s down to Courtney and Duncan!!” Chris says, “It’s time for the treadmill.”

Courtney and Duncan start running on the treadmill.

“Like you’re going to win, princess,” Duncan said, sarcastically.

“Shut it! I know about you and Gwen,” Courtney told Duncan.

“What?” Duncan asked as he stopped running and fell off the treadmill.

“Courtney and the Grips win!” Chris says as Beth, Lindsay, and Justin cheer.

“At least I know I will be moving on,” Courtney said in the confessional.

The ceremony opening sequence goes through, then it shows the ceremony.

“Remember, the person who does not get a gilded Chris will not get a million dollars, nor will they not go to the merge. The first Chris goes to Harold.” Chris announced.

“Yes,” Harold cheered for himself.

“I can’t believe this, but Heather,” Chris said as he threw her the Chris.

“Ha!” Heather said.

“The final Chris goes to Duncan!” Chris announced.

“*sigh* I knew I was out. By everyone!” Leshawna said as she climbed into the Lame-o-sine.

“Stay tuned for the next episode of Total Drama Action!” Chris said as it ends.

Tdafan123's Story
Chris tip-toed to the the trailers."Shhhhhh they're sleeping"Then,through his megaphone yelled"WAKE UP CASTMATES!!!"Duncan shrieked and said,"Havent we been through enough?""Let me think...NO!"Chris responded.Duncan growled and got changed."Guess what?Tyler is back in the game!!!"Chris announced""Yay!!!!!"Lindsay said in excitement,then paused,"Wheres Tyler?" "Here",Tyler said,waving his hand.Leshawna said,"how come your letting him back???"Chris said,"Apparantly no skill jocks are popular with fans""I have skill!!!"Tyler excalimed."So as of now all teams are dissolved!!!"Chris exclaimed.They all cheered as Chris directed them to the challenge."What do we do now?"Tyler asked."Todays theme is the racing movies,Chris said."So what do we do?"Harold asked."You will drive around this track 50 times and the first person done wins",Chris explained."Im gonna win this",Courtney said confidently in the confessional.Beth raised her hand"I dont have a drivers liscense yet""Well then youll have to sit out",Chris said.Beth sighed and sat in the bleachers to watch."READY.....GO!!!!!!!!!"Chris yelled waving a flag.Harold and Duncan were in a big battle to start off."Stop it,IDTIOT!!!"Harold exclaimed.Then,while caught up in the moment,Courtney passed the nerd and delingquient."Crap",Duncan and Harold muttered at the same time.Lindsay was still at the starting line,trying to figure out what to do."Hey look at this!!!"Justin yelled to Courtney,who didnt look.Then,Justin sped up and took his shirt off.:So...gorgeous",Courtney said as her car crashed."Take that!",Justin said laughing.Then,out of nowhere Lindsay started to go around the track,alot.She shrieked and the padometer on her car read:49.She was almost done until it stopped.She was reliefed that it was over and continued to figure out what to do.Then,Justin caught up and, FLASH!! The photo was taken and..."Lindsay...you...................................................................WON!!???"Chris said ,confused.Then,Duncan walked to Courtney and said,"Its over." "WHAT???!!!"she said ,shocked."I met someone else,her name is Sunshine",said Duncan as he walked away."Hes dead",Courtney said angrily.Then,at the gilded Chris ceremony Chris passed out the Giled Chris's."One for Lindsay,Beth,and Tyler."Yes!!",Tyler said hugging Lindsay."Are you Tyler??"she asked.Tyler slapped his forehead and ate his Gilded Chris."Leshawna and Harold!"Chris exclaimed."Yes!!!!!"Harold yelled in excitement as he got hit in the face."Lets get an instant replay of that",Chris said as it rewonded to show Harold get hit in the face in slow mo."Anyway,Heather and Justin,youre safe",said Chris.Duncan gulped and looked at Courtney,she looked back and smiled evily."He is going down",Courtney said in the confessional."SWEET!!! My two worst enemies in the bottom two!!This is the best day of my life",Harold said in the confessional."This is my first confessional,ever,it feels weird but cool.Looks like Courtney is going home tonight",Tyler said in the confessional."Courtney,youre safe",Chris said."Well I can go back to Sunshine now,bye guys",Duncan said hopping in the lame-o-sine.

Rocky's Story
Total Drama: The Last Stand (Parody of X Men: The Last Stand) I'm sorry, but I will not be able to have a story up this week. I'm very busy, I might not have next week's either.

Sprinklemist's Reviews (Writing Gophers)
Anonymos - A very good story, and very plausible. I absolutely loved the challenge idea (the mystery genre is my favorite), and your sense of humor fit the tone of the actual show (lol at the evidence that was Chef's). Everyone was perfectly in character. As for the negative, I noticed two grammatical errors toward the beginning, and I thought the start of the story was pretty slow paced. I wish that the challenge came sooner, as that's when the story truly began for me. Overall, the positive outweighs the negative.

Tdi - I really enjoyed the way you began the story with a recap of the previous actual episode. This grounded the story in reality from the beginning. You had a creative and plausible challenge idea. The only thing I noticed that was negative was spelling and tense. You had a few spelling errors, and while you tried to remain in present tense, you slipped up a few times. One instance is the final sentence, which says in part, "Chris said as it ends". Overall, I think you are a strong competitor. If you fix these small mistakes, I think you'll only improve.

Chimchar - I'm impressed. Your story was original, sweet, and pretty funny. I liked the challenge idea, and the way that you actually had Justin do something. To me there were two glaring problems, though. One problem was that you kept switching between present tense and past tense, keep an eye on that. The other problem is that you would write a paragraph and have two characters speak within it. A paragraph never should have two characters speaking in it, unless under specific circumstances. Your writing will be even better if you try to correct these kinds of mistakes.

Sorrel - I love the fact that you wrote in separate paragraphs. It makes the story easier to read, and nicer to look at. Unfortunately, your story is marred by a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes. It made the story fairly confusing. Proofread, proofread, proofread.

Dominator - This story was really good. I enjoyed a lot of things about it. Everyone was in character (Beth was really funny), and the challenge ideas were clever. You are a very good writer. The only thing I can criticize is some fairly minor spelling mistakes. Things like saying "to" instead of "two". "Of" instead of "off". "LeShawa" instead of "LeShawna" (that one made me lol). Proofreading will help there, as those are fairly common mistakes. But overall the story was great. Keep it up.

tdifan - I can honestly say that this was my favorite story. Your grammar and spelling was fantastic. It had my favorite title. I was enjoying everything immensely, until... It ended right in the middle. I'm really sorry that you couldn't finish in time. It's hard to compare your story to the completed ones, but at least you started.

Rocky - I'm really sorry that you were unable to post a story. Especially, when almost everyone else was able to.

Cards777 - Your story was fine. I liked the recap of the previous episode. There were a few grammar problems, though. I could tell that you changed your wording, and forgot to erase what you were replacing. Also, I think that the dialogue could have been spiced up a little. I did like the "Lindsay look it's a mall!" part, although it was missing some punctuation. I thought that the structure of your story was solid, but you made some errors in that regard. You, I assume accidentally, placed two different people talking in the same paragraph.

Sunshine's Reviews (Typing Bass)
Turnertang- Nice work, this was a great challenge idea, and you put across the characters’ personalities very well. You had some very minor grammar issues, though, like forgetting the closing quotation mark in a few sentences, and some sentences could have been two sentences instead of one. Also, you referred to Duncan as a “she” at one point, LOL. Finally, the beginning seemed somewhat abrupt. I think it would have been better if you’d had a recap at the beginning. Overall, if you had fixed those issues, this would have been perfect.

Thebiggesttdifan- This was great! Your spelling and grammar was excellent. The musical challenge was great. And I loved that the monster came back! The characters were all written well, and the ending twist was incredible! Excellent job overall!

NIzzy- This was a good challenge idea, the characters were written well, and it was really funny! But… please don’t use script format. Like, don’t use (Conf) and *At the caves*, use “[person] said in the confessional” and “Later, at the caves, [whatever happens]”. You also had some minor grammar problems, like forgetting commas, and some minor spelling issues. Make sure to fix those next time.

COKEMAN11- This was hilarious, and a great idea for a challenge! Those poor interns! I also loved Izzy’s brief return, though I didn’t understand why she was about to faint. The way you wrote the characters was great as well. However, like NIzzy, please don’t use script format. Except for that, though, it was great!

Tdiandrockmusic2- This was great! Duncan-Heather??? So dramatic!!! The challenge and characters were great as well! The only problem was some minor grammar stuff, like forgetting commas. Also, there was when you wrote part of a sentence, ended it with a comma, then had someone talking in the next paragraph. I’m not sure if that’s grammatically incorrect or not, but it did look odd. Overall, nice work!

Oweguy- Nice job with the challenge idea and characters. You did have some grammar issues, though. There was also something I think was a mistake at the beginning- “Owen did not do anything wrong.” repl. “Owen did not do anything wrong.” replying Beth a bit upset. My guess is that this was an accident either while writing or posting. Also, please don’t clump everything into one paragraph, it makes it much easier to read.

Tdafan123- This was a good challenge idea, and parts of this were funny, like Courtney crashing after seeing Justin with his shirt off and Duncan breaking up with Courtney for Sunshine. However, you had MAJOR spelling and grammar issues throughout the story. Also, like Owe, please don’t stick everything in one paragraph.

Usitgz- Murder mystery! Great!!! This story was hilarious, and your spelling and grammar was great. The characters were written well, it was a great challenge idea, and I loved Detective Lindsay!!! However, it seemed to end rather abruptly, and I would have liked it if, instead of talking about how someone did or said something, have them actually say or do it. Other than that, great!!!

Results
Sunshine: Okay... Sprinklemist and I have made our decision. The winner of this challenge is... The Typing Bass! Congratulations! Gophers... all of you are now susceptible to elimination. A poll will be put up, and the two Gophers with the most votes will be in the bottom two. One of those two will be eliminated from Total Drama Author 3. Good luck to you all.

Sprinklemist: Suspectable. Lol!

Sunshine: ...I used the wrong word again, didn't I? (I can write, but I can't talk, LOL XD)

Sprinklemist: I think you were going for "susceptible". Here I am criticizing the main host. &gt;_&lt;

Sunshine: OH!!! Right!!! XD *changes it* All better! XD

Gophers Vote
Who should be in the bottom 2 this week? Anonymos Tdi Chimchar Sorrel Dominator Tdifan Rocky Cards777

Sunshine: All right, the votes have been cast, and our bottom two is... Rocky and Tdifan. Each of you, please give arguments to stay, and tommorow Sprinklemist and I will decide which one of you is going home.