User:Ezekielguy





Is Ezekielguy PURTY???? Is Ezekielguy WHAT??? Yes, he's super-spicy! No... ...

Here is my TDI character countdown.

22. Heather-DUH!

21. Courtney- She's really stupid and annoying!

'''20. Trent- He took my Gwen away from me! He's also BO-RING!!'''

19. Justin-So Manipulative...

18. Sadie- I'm sure I would've liked her a LOT better if I got to know about them more.

'''17. Eva-She's a little rough. But she CAN at times be really funny so I guess you could say I like her a little.'''

16. Bridgette- I love it when she says "I mean, even I like to hold a grudge for a good... SIX MINUTES!!!"

'''15. DJ- I like him. When the world is mine he will die slow and painlessly.'''

14. LeShawna- "You mess with the wrong white girl!"

'''13. Owen- Uh... He's AWESOME but I feel he gets a little too much attention. I mean, He's the only camper that says something in every single episode! '''

12. Duncan- Sometimes, I wonder what such a wonderful person is doing in JUVIE!

11. Geoff- I'm I the only one who notices that this guy's head is shaped like a BANANA???

'''10. Izzy- I love it when she makes Chef look stupid! (Not that I have any problem with Chef.) '''

9. Tyler- He wasn't on the show too long, but I think he's pretty funny!

8. Cody- Sort of reminds me of myself...Hmm...

7. Lindsay -Her being dumb can lead to the viewers of the show enjoying themselves!

6. Beth- She's really funny with her braces and stuff!

6/5- Mr. Coconut (Lol!)

5. Harold (GOSH!!!)

4. Noah- I love watching him tick people off.

3. Katie- Well, She's saner then Sadie!

2. Gwen- She's uber HOT!!!!

1. EZEKIEL!!!!- The best TDI Character ever!!!!

Ode to Heather
'''This is a song I wrote about Heather and much we all hate her. '''

'''"OMG! TDI is on TV! Heather's off! I really have to PEE!!!! Heather! You gotta hate her! You can't debate her! She's a huge B-I'm not going to finish that WOOOOORD!!!" '''

Friends
I'm friends with everyone but some people have problems with me that I'd like to sort out...

Bio
'''My name is Matt, Age 10 and Um, I really like wiki. I don't like Trent. There. You know about me, Now go sip a cup of hot tea, why don't you?'''

My favs!
Fav Movie: Ferris Bueler's Day Off

Fav Shows: TDI, TDA, The Office

Fav Band: The Gorillaz

Fav Songs: 19 2000 by Gorillaz

Fav Foods: Tacos, Chinese

Quiz: Why is this man drinking dinosaur urine?
'Because it is cool and refreshing. But of course, the man does no''t know what he is drinking. He thinks it's water of course!'''

'''The answer is, (Suprisingly) stick it behind her ear. But don't worry they don't use new whale barf! that would be un-lady-like! they use OLD whale puke and make it into pefume! Google "Ambergris"!'''

--Good o'l Zekey! Talk to me, honey! 17:15, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Student of Raviolipixiology!
'''Under the teachings of Dr. Sunshine of ravioli land, PTEOM (permission to experiment on monkeys.) to become a professor/doctor of raviolipixiology! I'm aiming for my PTEOM, my PTALE (Permission to act like Ezekiel) And everything I am able to get my hands on! '''

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