User blog:XxSolarEclipsexX/TDRapBattles01 - Heather vs. Leshawna

I got really bored, I hope you enjoy.

Battle
Chris McLean: Welcome, folks! Heather and Leshawna both have their differences, and have been conflicting against eachother throughout Total Drama. In this brand new spin off of Total Drama, random pairs of contestants will rap battle eachother, until one is left standing.

Heather: Bring it, LeLoser.

Leshawna: I don't think no skinny white trash, drama queens, will be winning this year!

Heather: I'll bring it.

Leshawna: You're on, fool!

Heather: It's a throwdown Leshawna, it's not any eating contest,

I'll knock you up, and spit you out, so prepare to do your best.

I'm a winner, champion, no one can deny it,

With my alliances and evil antics, I'm prepared to get violent.

Big loud and proud, you got those first two right,

I bested Al in Season Three, so you better put up a fight.

You sassy ghetto wannabe, I eat losers like you for dinner,

Sorry if that made your stomach grumble, but I'm the true winner.

Gwen: Darn, Heather. That's cold.

Leshawna: You skinny, backstabbing, idiotic, rude, loser prom queen,

I'll lock you back up where you belong, the latrine.

You think you're so game because you voted a bunch of people out?

I'll give you a Slap, Slap, Revolution, while you have a little pout!

The name's Leshawna, I bite like a piranha,

So you better keep one eye open, because I'm bound for some lyrical slaughter!

With every rhyme I spit, I knock you out you twit,

So why don't you just quit? And stop throwing a fit?

Lindsay: You tell her, Leshawna!

Noah: Nice.

Heather: You might wanna step up, Leshawna, thinking you've won the battle,

When really, all you've been doing, is looking like a cattle.

I've got the beauty and the brains, you were just a mistake,

A really big one, now that one takes the cake.

You wanna go all gangsta on me, 'homie'?

I'll just throw the challenge, and vote you out, with my alliance of three.

You've got no one, not goth girl, C.I.T, or even the crazy hose beast,

Go back home, Leshawna, you might want to retreat.

Tyler: Snap, bro!

Leshawna: You prissy little homegirl, I'm going to give you a verbal thrashing,

No Pain No Game, princess, I'm head of you, I'm not even dashing!

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer,

Well, I guess we all know why you're such a poser.

My raps blow your mind, and it's right about time,

That you accept the fact that you're not going to make it to the limelight.

Ever diss the Shawnie, you're going to regret living!

This battle already ended, and it's you that I'm finishing!

Courtney: You go, Leshawna!

Chris McLean: So, who won that one?

Duncan: Leshawna, I never knew you had that in you.

Beth: Ooh, I vote for Heather... at being the loser!

Heather: Excuse me? I'm a champion.

Leshawna: You didn't do so bad yourself Heather, but, I did better. Hahaha.

Chris McLean: Who will be cast as the official winner of the battle? Who will be the next pair to rap? Find out next episode, for more battles!

Poll
Who won? Heather Leshawna