Wikia Users and the Quest to Epicness

WUatQfE is a camp of two teams of nine Wikia users are suddenly trapped in the medieval world of Hasche. They meet a local Haschian, Klozvag (Reddude), who offers them a way of the planet of humans with dangerous powers. He puts them in a competition, where they have to compete in challenges for supplies to get to the stone of epicness, a stone that will give one user the power to leave Hasche, with three of his friends. In the middle of the game, a merge will happen. Also, this is only a roleplay camp. Only eighteen contestants, sign-ups are '''CLOSED. '''You can only be yourself, meaning, one character. You go to A Loser's Group after you are eliminated.

Reasons You Can Be Eliminated For

 * Your team votes you out.


 * You cheated.
 * This includes using items you have not obtained yet, using your companions all the time, godplaying (winning a challenge in less than five lines) and using non-human abilities; you aren't Haschians!
 * You got into a physical fight.

The Food Rule

 * Foods only the host can give out: Steaks, Pizza, Cupcakes, Haschianburgers, and anything else that needs cooked.
 * If a contestant killed something, they can obtain steak by themselves.


 * Foods anyone can hand out/find: Any plants, packages of jelly beans, and anything you don't need cooked.

Host
Klozvag - The Laid Back Haschian Host - Reddude

Cupcakes - The Ugly Godzillapor - Reddude

Contestants

 * 1) Reddy - the Excited Red Lover - Reddude
 * 2) Ben-The accidental prone goof-Ben109 DER
 * 3) Olaf- The tough, but friendly Russian- Codaa5
 * 4) John- the nice guy- Usitgz
 * 5) Kev - The nice, weird, smart guy - Kevvy9
 * 6) Zack-The badboy-Shadow II
 * 7) YoshiPerson- (Guess)
 * 8) Shane -The Cheerful One - Goldenshane
 * 9) Dark-The anti-social goth- (Dark)
 * 10) Nad-The Moocher-Nad331
 * 11) Brittany- The fun-loving girl thats just there- Tcf09:)
 * 12) Christian- TDAFan99
 * 13) Kenny-The Peppy Nice Guy-Kenzen
 * 14) Sonik- The Sayin Warrior- Sonictksb
 * 15) Katie-The Cutie(My One Yr Old Sister's Name)-TDALindsayfan1
 * 16) Jim-The Comedian -Koops (There was a spot open :D)
 * 17) Avery- The insane, fun loving, depressed, nerdy, girl- Pinkpatra
 * 18) Spencer - The Don't Mess With Me Guy - Fanny

Key
Gold + (Contestant) = This contestant was on the Golden Retrievers.

Crimson + (Contestant) = This contestant was on the Crimson Dragons.

Red + OUT = This contestant was eliminated.

Orange + LOW = This contestant was almost eliminated.

Green + WIN = This team/contestant won a challenge.

Reddy
Food: Three Steaks

Ben
Food: Three Steaks

Olaf
Accessories: Soviet Union Hat found on Day 1

Food: Three Steaks

John
Food; Three steaks

Kev
Companion: Angel the bunny and Jess the puppy he found both in day 1.

Zack
Food: Three Steaks

YoshiPerson
Food: Three Steaks

Shane
Companion: Bubbles the Rabbitt, a rabbitt Shane found in episode one.

Food: Three Steaks

Dark
Food: Three Steaks

Christian
companion: Bunny found in episode 1

food: 4 steaks

Kenny
Food: Three Steaks

Sonik
Companion: Will the Dog, Sonik's pet he bought to the show with him

Katie
Companion: Jessica the Fairy(she won't cheat), Met on Day 1

Accesories: Lasso, Found on Day 1; Teddy Bear(Teddy Jr.), Brought from Home

Outfits: Camoflague, Swimsuit, Snowsuit, Gymnastics, Summer, Winter, Karate(Black Belt)

Episode One: Arrival on Hasche

 * Wikia Users fall to Hasche*

Klozvag: Woah, you guys are so outta place, dudes. Let me throw you into a traditional Haschian competition, one loaded with drama, ok? Too bad, if you dont agree, ill feed you to the Godzillapors. (XD)

Ben:Where in the crap am I?Who are you?What is this England?Godzillapillar?CHIA!GotMilk?!?(XD)

John: *shakes headin shame at Ben*

Ben:What?*gets hit in the head by a can* OW

Kev: *uses a rock to kill a bird and a mouse* I like that

Reddy:*wakes up8 oohhh, i dont feel so good. *rushes to bush and pukes*

Klozvag: Ah, the first breath of Haschian air. XD

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Haschian air breathes YOU!

Klozvag: Soviet Russia? Weirdos! On this planet, we dont name lands. Its all Hasche. But, the ruby mines are great. XD

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, lands name you!

Kev: *throws rocks at birds and some hit people* Sorry

Ben:*gets up and gets hit* OW WHO DID THAT was it you *points to squirell

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Birds throw rocks at YOU!

John: Is it the native langage to end every sentence in XD? XD.

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, XD Ends sentence with YOU!

Zack:Hello guys!

Shane: *sticks head out of a rabbit hole* Hi guys! I'm Shane, though all my friends call me Shane.

Kev: *see all of the birds throws rocks at him* *throws rocks at the birds*

Reddy: hi shane! :D

YP: Olaf, would you PLEASE can it on your Russia crap?! (Expects a "In Russia, cans can YOU!")

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Can cans your russian crap!

John: In Democratic America. Soviet spys are executed! XD

.Ben:Uh I'm Ben I think UHHHHHHH wait what I'm Ben I think

YP: 0_0

Olaf: In Democratic America, George Bush makes a crappy leadership. But just about anywheres he would, meh.

Zack:O_____O

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, _ _'s O!

Kev: In america, we kill Russains

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, we t-bag Americans!

Ben:On some dace floor short people are on fire so PWNED (XD)

Olaf: That is quite strange why your not on fire, midget.

Kev: In Russia, they tbag every american every russains

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, I spank your mother.

Shane: Hi Reddy! *rabbit jumps onto head* Hi Bubbles!

Bubbles: *eats a carrot, is on Shane's head*

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Shane jumps on Bubbles head!

YP: 0_0 SHADDAP!!!!! (DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY EDIT CONFLICTS I AM GETTING?!)

Kev: In america, I use everyone thing I got to kill your family

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Ap Ap's Shadd.

John: In Democratic America, Obama rules the land, and there is no Soviet Russia.

Olaf: In Democratic America, we have sh*tty health care plans.

Ben:In UK we have fish and chips which are actully french fries! PWNED (XD)

Kev: In america, Obama kills every Soviet Russian

Olaf: *pulls Shane aside* We need a Russian alliance, me, you and Bubbles.

Zack:I'd be happy to join your alliance.

YP: In Soviet Russia, Moscow gets blown up by OUR atomic bombs. (PWNED)

Shane: But Bubbles isn't a contestant. But I accept.

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, Moscow blows up ATOMIC BOMBS!

Kev: In Russia, Everyone is naked and kill for being naked

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, you would be hanged for not saying Soviet, you douchebag!

Dark: *mumbles*

Olaf: You got something to say, emo?

Kev: In the USA, if you said america you would be dead by now

Ben:In UK are army sucks cause we run in straight lines and get shot

Olaf: But you just said America, you stupid American.

Dark:*grabs Olaf* I said, Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore, it's Russia!

Olaf: Why are you touching me emo boy? I don't feel that this is appropriate.

Kev: But you just said it and I can't die in russia

Dark: *throws Olaf* DIE!

YP: Is there any popcorn on this planet? I'm enjoying this fight!

Olaf: *doesn't even move an inch* Why you throw two-hundred pound man of steel? Not very smart idea.

Kev: *looks for a board and a big rock* *finds both* *runs to Olaf * *uses the big rock and a board to throw Olaf away*

Olaf: *sinks boat*

John: *pulls Olaf to the side* even though its been 20 years since Soviet Russia fell, I'll join your Rusian Alliance.

Olaf: With our alliance, WE CAN RE-UNITE SOVIET RUSSIA! URA!

Olaf: *huddles Reddy, Shane, Dark and John* Face it, we are the smartest in game. We must come together to win. Deal?

John: Deal!

Klozvag: *rides godzillapor* good job cupcakes! :DDDDD

Reddy: deal man! *hugs Olaf, notices the other staring, backs away, blushes* XD

Shane: Sure! I LIKE CUPCAKES!

Bubbles: *Is being a cute bunny*

Shane: *wipes eye* Bubbles is so inspirational, oh and, um, I agree Olaf.

Cupcakes: *smacks and scowls bubbles* >:(

YP: *sees Olaf's "Secret" alliance* I need a way to counter them, otherwise I might become a target for them... Anyone want to join an alliance with me?

Kenny:Hey Guys... I America, we have a VERY sh*tty president (Did i just go to far?)

Olaf: True that, my brother. *pulls Kenny aside* I have an alliance, want to join us?

Kenny:Yes... I am from Ireland... Huh.

Kev: *sees 3 bunnys and a puppy* *runs to them* *picks up the cutest bunny and the puppy* *points to the bunny* I will call you Angel *points to the puppy* You will be called Jess

(Kenzen:Can Kenny be on the Yellow team Red)

Sonik: *apearrs out of nowhere,*Hi guys i'm Sonik and this is my dog Will.

Bubbles: *growls at Will, Angel, and Jess*

Shane: Rabbits can growl?

Jess: *runs to Bubbles and attacks Bubbles*

Angel: *does the same thing as Jess*

Kev: Stop it!!

Olaf: In Soviet Russia, It stop you!

Kev: In Soviet Russia, you stops it!!

Olaf: (CONF) Little kids, they no understand jokes nowadays. I'm lonely Russian in lonely world.

Kev: *runs to Olaf and steals every thing he's got and throws them far away* Haha!!

Olaf: Congratulations little kid, you stole car tickets and death warrant. Hope your happy now.

Bubbles: *hops to Shane, Shane picks her up*

Shane: It's okay Bubbles...it's okay.

Katie: Hi! I'm from USA but I my family is from England...

Katie: *finds a lasso and puts in bag* Cool...

Katie: *looks behind a rock and finds a fairy* Hi! Wanna travel with me?

Fairy: *nods*

Katie: What's your name?

Fairy: Jessica...

Katie: Kk! That's my sister's name!

Jessica: Cool!

John: why is everyone finding something, but me.

Jim: (falls from the sky and lands on a weasel) OWWW!!!

Kev: *runs to Jess and ANgel and picks them up, runs to Shane* I don't know what got into my pets

Jim: (with weasel on his head) What are we doing here? AND WILL YOU STOP BITING MY HEAD?!?!?!?!?!

Challenge One
Klozvag: Truly, only one can obtain the stone of epicness. It will be a dangerous battle, probably filled withy injuries, and eliminations. So, for our prep, you will have to knockout a godzillapor. (I will RP Gold Godzillapor and Crimson Godzillapor, you guys try to knock it out, which i will say when it does, and no godplaying!) This is practice for what is to come.

Reddy: Epic!

Gold Godzillapor: *bangs head against Reddy*

Olaf: *pushes against Gozillapor*

Gold Godzillapor: Rawr! *lashes tail at Olaf*

Olaf: *hops ontop of it* Yeehaw!

Gold Godzillapor: *vigorously tries to shakle Olaf off*

Reddy:*epically fails at attacking godzillapor*

Olaf: AHHHH!!!! *holds on for dear life*

Gold Godzillapor: *shakes Olaf off, and sets a foot on Olaf's chest* RAAWWRRR!!!!

Reddy:*is knocked out*

Olaf: *desperatly tries to roll out*

Avery: *HISSES AT GOZILLAPOR and lunges toward him*

Crimson: *attacks Avery*

Olaf: *wiggles the Godzillapors legs*

Gold: Ahhhhh!!!!! NMot that! *laughs uncontrollably* (XD)

Olaf: *tickles his feet* FALL OVER YOU STUPID CANADIAN GODZILLA!

Avery: I have an orange mind state you stupid Dino-whatevers! I BET YOU DON'T TAKE PYCHOLOGY, AND DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS! *ATTACKS CRIMSON*

Crimson: *knocks a tree over and almost crushes Avery*

Gold: *runs away from Olaf, but not far enough to have gold team win8 :P

Olaf: *follows, then hugs his leg* DIE YOU FOUL-MOUTHED BARNEY!

Olaf: (CONF) What? Barney is gold in Russia.

Avery: *Slaps Crimson and runs away* MUH HA!

Olaf: *climbs up to Godzillapor's arm*

Olaf: *finally reaches his arm-pit, unwillingly tickles it*

Gold: Ahahahahahahahaha!!!! Dont do that! 8rapidly runs around the challenge field*

Crimson: *glares at Avery*

Olaf: *steadily clings onto the Godzillapor, pinching him with his nails, still tickling him a bit*

Gold: Will you stop that! *stops running* Get off me! I have lawyers! (XD)

Crimson: *rolls eyes and shows fangs*

Olaf: *climbs to the Godzillapors nipples, twist them*

Tcf09: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *jumps and kicks Crimson in the jaw*

John: *tries to help Olaf out, but fails* Oh man.

Gold: *lashes tail at john, bites Olaf's hand*

Crimson: *attacks Tcf09*

Olaf: AHH! *falls, lands on the Godzillapors swinging tail, pulls on the hair*

Gold: I quit! 8smarls at the others, and walks into forest*

Klozvag: Okay, Crimson Dragons have to vote off someone.....you guys suck at killing godzillapors, oh well. XD

Olaf: On three team, ONE, TWO, THREE, URA!

Klozvag: All of the Golden Retrievers get three steaks each, for food. The dragons will have to find there own. :P

John: URA! I still hurt from that Godzillapor, though.

Crimson Dragons Vote
Klozvag: Vote for who you think should have to be stranded on hasche, alone.

Brittany: Nad... i have nothing against you though dude... now im going to go find some food

Jim: Um........Nad.

Katie: Nad!

Christian: Nad

Klozvag: One more vote and Nad is outta here!

Avery: ....I have absolutley nothing against ANY of you. But, I have to say....Nad.

Klozvag: See ya Nad! *throws nad to Somewhere...

Episode Two: A Mountains Peak
Klozvag: Hi.

Christian: The vote was random

Klozvag: Nad left! XD Chat for awhile, we are in Haschiam Forest

Shane: I win steak, and as said by the powerful Princess of Peaches, YAY!

Bubbles: *shakes tail, flops ears around while in Shane's arms*

Reddy: *whispers*Hey, shane. I heard Olaf only wanted you in his alliance so he can take bubbles! Want to join a seperate alliance with me and a few others? Olafs a threat to getting hiome.

Reddy: Yp, alliance?

YP: Sure, but if we are to overthrown the growing superpower of Olaf's alliance, we need to get more people. Also, we need to slowly weaken Olaf. So I want to be leader.

Shane: *to YP* Look, you wanna be leader? Sorry, you can't. Olaf's leader. The person who started the alliance is leader. That's just how it goes.

Reddy: I'm talking about you two and me, YP and Dhane. We'll share equal power in discisions; u in?

(Conf) Reddy: I'm not mean. I just Want that Olaf guy out before it's too late (XD)

Katie: *whispers to Jim, Avery, Brittany and Christian* Wanna be in an alliance?

Spencer: *watches everyone* *analyzes*

(Conf) Spencer: I think my team is....well.....sucky.

Spencer: *goes to Avery, Jim, Katie* You guys want an alliance? I could string us all to the final four.

(Conf) Klozvag: So, we have Olaf, Reddy, Katie, and Spencer trying to lead alliances....interesting. i wonder who will leave next (BTW, guys, when should the next challenge be?)

Jess: *runs Bubbles and trys to kill Bubbles but needs help*

Angel: *runs to Bubbles and helps Jess*

Kev: Wow Animals killing other animals

(CONF) YP: Geez, everyone is trying to play a "Heather". Olaf is the most threatening guy around, and I won't rest until he's down, then his alliance will topple. I can keep bouncing around the other alliances depending on which ones are more powerful. I have never strategized before. I will win.

YP: *Goes to Spencer's Alliance* I want to join, too, you're gonna need all the firepower you can get if you're going to destroy Olaf.

Reddy: *pulls aside YP* ok, you and me both agree we have to take Olaf down, right?

(CONF) YP: Bingo.

YP: Heck yeah!

Reddy; Great. And since he isnt the most week minded, there's strength in numbers, which may have to come to a cross team alliance, if you know what i mean.

9reddy: Kev, do that again with your companions and you'll lose them, k?)

Kev: They did it not me

Jess: *points at Kev*

Angel: *Points at Kev*

Kev: What?!

Jess: *barks at kev*

Kev: What?!

YP: Okay, Red. Deal.

Red: epic! Ill get some pplz(Kev, use them to attack anything again, and they're outta here. Im not trying to be harsh, only fair.)

(reddude: When do you guys want the next challenge?)

YP: Great! Olaf's goin' down!

Kev: *runs to Jess* GO find an animal that I can kill that's not here ok\

Jess: *runs to find an animal for kev to kill*

(CONF) YP: This is going according to planned. Red and I think practically the same. And we will beat everyone to the win. Olaf is the first on my list. *Remembers people saying Olaf's the leader of everything* The king's about to get overthrown. It's like those kids in his alliance are brainwashed or something!